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Post by The Senator on Feb 1, 2008 1:20:11 GMT -5
DARK MATCHES
#1: The Candyman(Dwight Gym) vs. Random Dave
Random Dave is the jobberiest of all jobbers in the industry. It's been said that after years of wrestling, he has never won a single match. That said, his opponent, new Dwight Gym member, Candyman made his debut on Dave's face. Dave actually laughed when Candyman rode a unicycle to the ring. He did not laugh when the demented clown sprayed red mist into his face. And he especially did not laugh when Candyman clamped on the Master of the Circus, a grounded iron claw hold that resulted in his being pinned. Candyman then proceeded to spray lemon juice into the face of his defeated opponent, forcing officials to help him away.
#2: Sylvain "Pay Day" Mint and Sgt. Pilko vs. The Southern Smashers
Evan Dixon and Rich Richardson have a decent amount of Fallout experience, having tagged together since their old SSW days, and showed their experience early on with a double dropkick on Pilko, knocking him down. Richardson tried to press the advantage briefly, but had a tough go of it, as Pilko outpowered him with a military press. The Smashers tagged out several times, but could not wear Pilko down from that point. The Corporate Club duo finally cornered Dixon, and hit a combination flapjack/DDT(Pilko with the DDT) for the victory. A solid win for Biff's boys, and Mint cut a brief promo afterwards, talking about how he did the least amount needed for the win and more importantly, the check.
#3: OLYMPIA vs. Edgemaster
The Dwight Gym's current senior trainee had his hands full in this match. The former SWI member bravely stepped into the ring with the Ultra Tecnico from the 5th Dimension, and started things out with a huge short-arm clothesline. OLYMPIA was on the defense from that point, as Edgemaster strived to show his improvement, beating him back with knife edge chops, and hitting several backdrop suplexes in a row. Edgemaster put OLYMPIA down with a big springboard dropkick, and headed up top for a diving headbutt...but missed the top rope manouver, allowing OLYMPIA to set up, hitting a five-rotation satellite headscissors, a floatover DDT, and finally, the 1.21 Gigawatt Strike running Shotei to gain the pinfall, ending the rather short series of dark matches.
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Post by The Senator on Feb 1, 2008 1:30:51 GMT -5
The Opener for the Ages El Froggy Mask vs. Felix Santana Jr.[Santana Family Group] Eddie Torgo Debut Match Eddie Torgo vs. G-Unit V2 (Gary and Gooner) Fallout TV Title(previously vacated, due to no defense on TV) "Irresistable Force" Julio Rivera vs. Dangerous Nicholas Algervs. Damien King Fallout Tag Titles The Royles (Pat McGroin/Ivor Biggin) vs. The Boneheads (Ken Williams/Jason Daniels) Fallout Openweight Title "Corporate Ace" Daniel Ness vs. Stan H. Johnston
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Post by The Senator on Feb 1, 2008 23:41:40 GMT -5
As the show opens up, Biff Taylor is seen sitting in his office, newly re-cluttered with empty Burger King wrappers(Biff freaked when told he couldn't order a Whopper), old Fallout posters, and of course, loads of Harley-Davidson memorbilia. Biff himself is sitting back in his chair, feet propped up on the only empty part of his desk, as he turns to face the camera.
Biff: Dudes and Dudettes, I can hardly contain myself here! Fallout is back! Back in business, an' we're stable this time! Finances are in order, roster is in order, Dwight's got his guys in order, and it only gets better from there! We got a real professional crew behind us, like always, and we're ready to provide the best damn wrestling show you've ever seen!
We're going to present some long, long, long awaited matches to you, the people, and you better like it! You better stand up and cheer when my guy, EFM takes to the ring to face his oldest rival, Felix Santana Junior, making his way back to Fallout for one time only from the Santana Family Group! You better jump up and down when Eddie Torgo makes his debut...likely on the faces of Gary and Gooner! Give an ovation while you're on your feet, as Damien King, Julio Rivera, and DNA go for the TV Title! And if you like title matches, we got more! The Boneheads, Ken Williams and Jason Daniels join our regular roster at last, to take on two more bone heads, those two head kicking Brits, the Royles! And if you're not entirely drained and worn out after that googleplex of goodness, the match we've all wanted to see, the match that is a year in the making, the match between the best of our best, Stan H. Johnston brings his A-game when he challenges my guy, Danny Boy, Daniel Ness for his Openweight Title! Now, for this one, I'd usually be at ringside, but both guys involved said I'd be better off waiting in the back until it's over, and really, I agree, so if you don't see me at ringside, that's why, dudes! Fallout's been the Fastest Hour on Television, and now, we're the Finest Programming on Pay Per View! Ride on!
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Post by The Senator on Feb 1, 2008 23:42:58 GMT -5
Match #1: El Froggy Mask vs. Felix Santana Jr.(SFG)
“Green Hornet” roars from the Fallout arena PA. The crowd is electric as we’re about to kick off in-ring Fallout action with one of its biggest stars. It doesn’t take long for the legendary El Froggy Mask to emerge from behind the curtain, receiving only a shower of boos for his trouble.
Iris Yoon: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is the Opener for the Ages. Making his way to the ring...from ACW Arena’s janitor’s closet...weighing in at one hundred and eighty pounds...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL FROGGY MAAAAAAAAAAAASK!
Froggy marches on down the entry ramp as the fans relentlessly heckle him. He spryly hops back onto the apron and enters the ring, awaiting the arrival of his adversary.
The melodies of “Gasolina” by Daddy Yankee ring throughout the arena as Felix Santana Jr. bursts into view, much to the delight of the fans, who heap their approval upon him.
Iris: And the opponent...from Santo Domingo in the Dominican Republic...weighing in at two hundred pounds...FELIX...SANTANA...JUUUUUNIOOOOOOOOR!
Before Felix can even make it to the ring, Froggy takes it upon himself to start the match running as he exits the ring and charges toward Felix. Felix’s spidey sense fires and similarly charges to meet Froggy.
DING, DING, DING!
Felix throws a clothesline, but Froggy ducks. Froggy then charges toward Felix, who throws him over with a back body drop right onto the steel! Felix then proceeds to plant a few stomps across Froggy’s already aching back. Felix raises Froggy to his feet and decks him straight in the jaw before dragging him back toward the ring and throwing him in. Felix enters as well and raises Froggy into seated position. Felix runs to the ropes and bounces off to drill a dropkick into the back of Froggy’s head! Felix pulls Froggy up into seated position again and lays more punches down onto his skull. Felix lifts Froggy to his feet and blasts him with a chop, sending him staggering into the corner. Felix then runs at Froggy to flatten him with a clothesline. Felix pulls Froggy slightly away from the corner and throws him over the top rope to the outside. Felix pursues and, with Froggy still on his back, hooks his arms around Froggy’s legs, then catapults him up and into the guard rail! Felix then rolls Froggy back into the ring. After entering the ring himself, Felix raises Froggy to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Felix tries to greet him with a clothesline, but Froggy ducks and continues running toward the opposite ropes. Froggy bounces off and leaps high into the air, wrapping his legs around Felix’s head and taking him down with a hurricarana! Felix hits the mat hard and scurries to the outside to prevent further damage. However, Froggy is quick to continue his attack as he bounces off the ropes and soars over the top rope, crashing down on Felix with a corkscrew plancha! While Felix is getting to his feet, Froggy climbs back onto the apron and then onto the second turnbuckle before leaping back to the outside and landing a moonsault on Felix! Froggy gets to his feet and throws Felix back into the ring before entering himself. Froggy uses the sole of his boot to rake Felix across the face before lifting him up and powering him down with a scoop slam. Froggy then climbs to the top rope and flies off with a guillotine leg drop, but Felix moves out of the way! Felix quickly gets to his feet and pounces on Froggy by lifting him up and getting behind him. Felix then wraps his arms around Froggy’s waist and drives him to the mat with a German suplex! Felix, still holding onto Froggy, gets back to his feet and takes Froggy down with another German! Felix bounds to his feet and runs to the ropes, bouncing off to jump high into the air and stomping down on Froggy’s abdomen with both feet! Felix pins.
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Felix pulls Froggy up and places him in a tree of woe position in the corner. Felix runs to the opposite corner, only to come charging back to drive both feet into Froggy’s face with a baseball slide! Felix gets up and raises Froggy to his feet. Felix whips Froggy to the other corner and runs after him. However, Froggy gets out of the way, leaving Felix to eat turnbuckle! While Felix staggers around in a daze, Froggy takes him down with a chop block. Froggy runs to the ropes and bounces off to hit a grounded Felix with a low angle dropkick. When Felix gets back to his feet, Froggy greets him by hurling him over with a front falling hiptoss! Felix scrambles to the ropes and pulls himself back to his feet before leaning against the ropes in an attempt to catch his breath. However, Froggy allows no such thing as he comes charging in with a cactus clothesline that sends Felix tumbling to the outside! When Felix gets to his feet again, Froggy hops onto the top rope, then leaps off to nail Felix with a flying lariat! Froggy picks Felix up and rolls him back into the ring. By the time Felix has gotten to his feet, Froggy has mounted the apron and springboards to the top rope, flying off to nail Felix with a dropkick! Froggy covers.
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Froggy raises Felix to his feet and tries to whip him into the opposite corner, but Felix counters and sends Froggy to the corner. Felix charges in after him and tries for a body splash, but Froggy moves out of the way. Froggy then capitalizes with a slap across Felix’s chest, followed by a chop, then a superkick to send him reeling into the ropes. Froggy tries to whip Felix to the opposite ropes, but Felix counters and sends Froggy to the ropes. When Froggy bounces off, Felix catches him in a followthrough hip toss! Froggy scurries to the ropes with Felix in hot pursuit. However, when Felix reaches him, Froggy elbows him below the belt, a move uncaught by referee Jessie Reynolds. Froggy tries to capitalize by whipping Felix into the corner, but Felix counters and sends Froggy toward the corner. Froggy runs up to the top turnbuckle, then leaps back to hit a corkscrew senton on Felix! Felix escapes to the outside and doggedly gasps for breath. Froggy runs to the ropes and bounces off to leap through the ropes and crash into Felix with a suicide dive! Froggy raises Felix to his feet and throws him back into the ring. By the time Froggy gets back into the ring, Felix is up to his feet. Froggy gets behind him and hooks his arms underneath Felix’s before driving him down with a tiger suplex for the pin!
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Post by The Senator on Feb 1, 2008 23:43:50 GMT -5
KICKOUT
When Felix gets to his feet, Froggy runs to the ropes. When he bounces off, Felix tries to catch him in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Froggy generates some extra momentum to spin all the way through and land on his feet again, then quickly rolls Felix up into a small package!
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Froggy raises Felix to his feet and plants him with a scoop slam. Froggy then tries to climb to the top rope, but is a few steps too slow as Felix pops back up and decks him with a thunderous right hook. Felix then climbs to the second rope and superplexes Froggy back into the ring! Felix with the pin.
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Felix gets to his feet and climbs to the top rope. When Froggy gets up again, Felix dives off and lands a cross body to get the cover on Froggy!
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Felix gets to his feet and proceeds to lay a few stomps on Froggy. However, Froggy eventually manages to catch Felix’s foot and sweep it out from under him, sending him crashing to the mat. Froggy runs to the ropes as Felix gets to his feet. Froggy bounces off, and Felix sends him over the top rope and onto the apron. Before Froggy can react, Felix runs to the near turnbuckle and hops onto the second rope, rebounding to smack Froggy with a dropkick! Froggy is sent tumbling to the outside. Once he gets to his feet again, Felix grabs hold of the top rope and slingshots himself over to hit Froggy with a plancha! Felix pulls Froggy up and throws him back into the ring. Felix reenters as well and raises Froggy to his feet, taking him into a headlock to set up for the spinning drop toe hold. Froggy tries to counter with a back suplex, but Felix flips backward and lands on his feet. As Froggy turns to face him, Felix runs to the ropes and bounces off to deck him with a cross chop! Felix pulls Froggy up and hits a chop to back him up against the ropes. Felix then whips Froggy to the ropes and tries to hit a clothesline. Froggy ducks and stops in his tracks. When Felix turns to face him, Froggy jabs him in the eye with two fingers! While Felix is stunned, Froggy takes to the skies and hits a colossal dropkick! Felix bounces back to his feet, as does Froggy, who lands another thunderous dropkick! Both men bound back to their feet again. This time, Froggy runs to the ropes and hops onto the second rope. He leaps backward to land in a seated position on Felix’s shoulders. Felix spins Froggy around so both men are facing each other and with Froggy still seated on his shoulders, drills Froggy down to the mat in a powerbomb! Felix holds down the prawn-hold pin.
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Felix raises Froggy to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Froggy bounces off and tries to catch him in a hurricarana, but before he can flip Felix over, Felix places both his hands underneath Froggy’s legs and flips him backward. Froggy lands on his feet, and Felix drills a toe kick into his gut. With Froggy doubled over, Felix runs to the ropes and bounces off to flip over Froggy and roll him up in a sunset flip for the pin!
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Felix lifts Froggy to his feet and hoists him up onto his shoulder. Felix makes his way to the corner and drops Froggy face-first onto the turnbuckle. While Froggy is stumbling around in a daze, Felix catches him in a double wrist clutch suplex! Felix covers.
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Felix lifts Froggy to his feet and signals for El Santana Driver. However, once he gets Froggy in the standing headscissors, Froggy flips him over and sends him crashing down to the mat. Froggy pulls Felix up and tries to whip him into the ropes, but Felix counters and sends Froggy into the ropes. When Froggy bounces back, Felix tries to catch him in a tilt-a-whirl slam, but Froggy counters that into a headscissors takedown, sending Felix through the ropes and to the outside! When Felix gets back to his feet, Froggy, still in the ring, runs toward him and drives both feet into his chest with a baseball slide! Now with Felix on the ground on the outside, Froggy stands on the apron. He hops onto the second rope and leaps back with a moonsault, but Felix sticks up a foot and makes Froggy taste the sole of his boot! Felix gets to his feet and pulls Froggy up before ramming his face onto the guardrail. Felix then throws Froggy back into the ring, following him in soon after. Felix then lifts Froggy to his feet and grounds him again with a scoop slam. Felix climbs to the top rope and jumps off with an elbow drop, but Froggy moves out of the way! Froggy kips up and raises Felix to his feet, only to power him down with a snap powerslam! Froggy covers.
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Froggy quickly gets back to his feet and moves to stand on the apron near the turnbuckle. He then springboards over the top rope to stand on the top turnbuckle before flipping back with what looks like a moonsault attempt. However, Felix rolls out of the way. Luckily for Froggy, he tucks his legs in toward his chest so he can land safely on his feet. When Felix gets to his feet, Froggy charges toward him and lands a dropkick right onto his knee! Felix drops to all fours, and Froggy capitalizes by rolling him up with a la magistral pin!
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Froggy quickly bounds to his feet and runs to the ropes. Just as Felix is getting to his feet, Froggy decks him with another dropkick! Froggy pulls Felix up and whips him to the ropes. When Felix bounces back, Froggy bends forward, hoping to catch him in a back body drop, but Felix slows his momentum and hits Froggy in the face with a toe kick. Froggy is sent stumbling back to the ropes. Felix continues his assault by charging toward Froggy. However, Froggy catches Felix in a back body drop and tosses him over the top rope to the outside! When Felix pulls himself back up, Froggy runs toward him and soars over the top rope to land on Felix with a somersault senton! Froggy gets back to his feet and climbs up onto the apron. When Felix regains his vertical base, Froggy jumps off with a seated senton, but Felix catches him in mid-air, holding him up just a little while longer before powerbombing him down to the outside mats! Not long after this, Felix collapses in a heap from pure exhaustion as the physical toll this brutal match has taken finally becomes apparent. However, Felix soon drags his carcass up from the ground and rolls Froggy back into the ring, struggling as he climbs back onto the apron and enters the ring as well. He takes a few more labored gasps as he waits for Froggy to get back to his feet. Felix then runs to the ropes and hops onto the second rope, flipping backward in an asai moonsault, catching Froggy in an inverted facelock to set up for the World of Pain, but before he can fall backward, Froggy spins himself around so that Felix is holding him in a front facelock. Then Froggy lifts Felix straight up and drops him down crotch-first onto his knee in an inverted atomic drop! As Felix stumbles backward, Froggy grabs hold of him and whips him into the ropes. When Felix bounces off, Froggy greets him with a leaping spiral lariat! Once Felix gets to his feet again, Froggy runs to the ropes, bouncing off to hit Felix’s blind side with a leaping shoulder block! Now Froggy exits the ring to stand on the apron. When Felix gets up this time, Froggy springboards to the top rope and nails Felix with a dropkick! Felix rises to his feet again, and Froggy immediately grounds him again with a snap powerslam! Finally, Froggy, sensing the end is near, scrambles up to the top rope and flies off with El Froggy Splash for the cover!
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DING, DING, DING!
Iris: Here is your winner...EEEEEEEEEEEL FROGGY MAAAAAAAAASK!
RESULT[/u] El Froggy Mask (17:58 El Froggy Splash) Felix Santana Jr.
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Post by The Senator on Feb 1, 2008 23:44:52 GMT -5
Segment: The Candyman Cometh (Credit: Jin)
A group of kids are standing on a street corner. There are about five of them, about ten years old each. They each have jeans and different t-shirts. As they stand and talk. A shadow falls over them. Slowly a pair of red shoes appear on screen, followed by some clown pants, a pair of hands, a red jacket and a painted face, with green hair in tufts. He slowly walks behind the kids, grinning.
Clown: Who wants candy!
The kids turn to the clown and smile at him. He throws some candy out and the kids jump to catch it. Suddenly another clown runs on. He looks similer but with strange buttons, more face paint, a different waist coat and black gloves. He sucker punches the other clown in the face and turns to the kids. The view slowly zooms in on his face as he looks up, slowly raises his hands and laughs an evil growl, exposing his sharp teeth. The kids turn back around, scream, then run down the street. He bends down to the other clown and grins.
Evil clown: People like you, stealing my area. I work hard. I try. I try to make these kids laugh, yet they simply run and scream. Your cheap candy is not worth the shame you bring to yourself. I am the best clown, the best wrestler, I am, Candyman!
Candyman slowly stands up and faces the viewer.
Candyman: Hello fall out. Hello world. I am Candyman, I am your new hero. I am the person kids and adults alike will love. I will get my own show, and it's going to be called, Fallout. This will be the place to find fun and frolics. Were I can show you clowns are not scum. To show you why people like this...
Candyman gestures at the fallen clown.
Candyman: Are not clowns. They are FOOLS. They pretend to be clowns. They dress up, they allow themselves to be made fun of. But not me. I make the jokes, not the punchline.
Candyman grins before leaving down the street.
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Post by The Senator on Feb 1, 2008 23:45:44 GMT -5
Segment: Let the battle of the giants continue (Credit: Hitman)
The crowd has never been excited for one wrestling promotion to come back. The intensity within the Fallout arena has never been so high for such a return. As the night continues to progress, so do the feuds that took the competition of Fallout to a new height, literally. Before anything else can further occur, grungy rock music hits the arena and the crowd is none too pleased to see Colossus Rhodes emerge from the curtain. As he heads down the ramp with a scowl on his face, some are truly intimidated by this mammoth of a man. The Immovable Object then enters the ring and gets a mic.
Colossus: “To all of you ‘Fallout Fanatics’ who were looking forward to Stan Johnston winning the Fallout Openweight Championship from my buddy Daniel Ness, you better believe in miracles because there is no way that hick is going to touch that belt.”
The crowd lets fly with a barrage of booing but Colossus shrugs it off.
Colossus: “Now that I’ve got that off my massive chest, there’s something more I have to say. Now I could simply ignore this whole thing about Hitman of the Clods claiming territory that doesn’t belong to him. But I can’t. You know why? Because I’m intent on proving my point once and for all. And that point is that I am superior to that fat sack of crap in every way. For example, I don’t have spineless cowards supporting me nor do I have that waste of air Julio Rivera slowing me down anymore. I’m free to hurt people for the sake of satisfying my urge, my urge to destroy—“
Before Colossus can go on any further, the sounds of Lamb of God’s “Ruin” blast into the arena and the fans begin to get to their feet. Colossus patiently waits for the first thirty seconds before the opening scream is heard. At that point, Hitman does appear on the stage and throws his arms back, letting out a mighty roar. As he goes down the ramp, all he is focused on is Colossus in the ring, not wanting to take his eyes off of his rival. Finally, he hops onto the apron but before he can step over the ropes, Colossus charges at him and knocks him down to the floor with a knee lift.
Hitman falls to the floor and Colossus hops over the ropes. He hits the floor and begins hammering on Hitman with punches. However, Hitman rolls over and turns the tide against Colossus with a small series of fists followed by a headbutt. Colossus is then picked up and whipped into the guardrail. Hitman then backs up and prepares for the Boot from Hell. But Colossus scouts it easily and dodges, sending Hitman tumbling over the guardrail. Colossus follows his nemesis and the fans go crazy, giving pats on the back to both giants.
Colossus brings a forearm down on Hitman only to be met with a haymaker to the midsection. The two giants begin making their way towards the exit doors. Finally, the fight spills to the outside area where fans lined up outside the entrance doors begin to cheer for the collision. Colossus scores a quick knee to the midsection before pulling back on Hitman’s head. He looks to prepare for the Titan Bomb but is met with an elbow to the side of the head. Hitman stands up and shoots Colossus a murderous look that suddenly sends a feeling of hesitation to the Immovable Object.
Before Hitman can move any further, Colossus rakes the eyes of his foe and backs off. He notices an approaching taxi and calls for it. The cab screeches to a stop and Colossus opens the door and bails in before slamming the door. The cab soon peels off as Hitman stands up.
Hitman: “Keep hiding, Colossus! You will never be the man that I am! And when we do meet in the ring, it will be time for you to experience… The Death of Xerxes!”
Hitman then brushes off his hands and turns around to the fans. He salutes them in a calm manner before heading back into the arena, away from all the snow. As the doors behind him close, the fans can’t help but wonder what exactly The Death of Xerxes is…
Fade.
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Post by The Senator on Feb 1, 2008 23:46:29 GMT -5
Eddie Torgo vs. G-Unit V2 Alex Richmond It is time for the second match of the evening and the Fallout Faithful show no signs of letting their excitement die, not even slightly, as they’re voicing their pleasure at Fallout being back with their constant chants. The announcer steps into the ring to let them know who’s coming – but most already know and scattered chants have already sprung up around the arena.Announcer: The following match is a Handicap Match and is scheduled for one fall!! Introducing first, they comprise G-Unit Version TWO, they are GARY AND GOOOONNEEERRR!!!!The crowd spring to their feet and erupt as Gary’s theme – “Loser” by Beck – is played throughout the arena and the two firm fan favourites walk through the curtain, arms aloft. Loud “VER-SION TWO” chants echo amongst the fans and, smiling widely, Gary and Gooner high-five at the top of the ramp before making their way to the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside.Announcer: And their opponent, making his Fallout debut, from Deep 13 – “The Man with the Screaming Brain-buster” EDDIE TOORRRGOOOOOO!! The fans don’t quite know what to make of Torgo, and his shocking appearance, as “Lo Batt” by Man or Astroman is piped into the arena and he sprints through the curtain and straight down to the ring.
He stands up, slightly hunched over as he switches his glare from Gary to Gooner with frightening speed and regularity. As the referee approaches him to perform his compulsory check Torgo whirls around into a “ready to fight stance” and simply eyeballs him as he explains that he’s not trying to attack him. After a couple of seconds Torgo ends the standoff and allows the ref to quickly check him for weapons.Bell Rings Before the sound of the bell’s ringing has even subsided Eddie Torgo has charged forward and taken Gooner down with a Leg Lariat, he then proceeds to frantically stomp on his prone opponent. Before Torgo has much chance to do damage to his tag partner Gary intervenes with a boot to the small of Torgo’s back. Torgo spins to face his aggressor as Gary goes for a Low Dropkick, which connects with Torgo’s right kneecap, sending him stumbling backwards into a School Boy rollup, courtesy of Gooner... ...1 ...Kick out! As Torgo rises to his feet he glares at both of his opponents, who are stood side by side. The referee orders one of them to leave the ring and, after a high-five, Gary takes his position on the apron. Gooner and Torgo circle each other before locking up, from which Torgo quickly locks Gooner into a wrist lock, dropping him to a knee before simply kicking him in the head. Torgo covers... ...1 ... Gooner kicks out after one, rolling away holding his head to make a tag to Gary. Gary climbs through the ropes and sprints towards Torgo, running straight into a Roaring Forearm from which Torgo drags him to his feet, leaving him standing dazed as he steps onto the apron and fires himself back into the ring with a Springboard Flying Clothesline followed by a cover... ...1 ...2 ... Gary kicks out after two and reaches to make the tag to Gooner but is cut off as Torgo drags him into the centre of the ring, locking in a Reverse Chinlock that sees Gary yell out in pain. The hold is quickly broken as Gooner leaps into the ring, trips and lands on top of Gary. Gooner scrambles to his feet and throws a few stray punches at Torgo, finally connecting on his fourth attempt and knocking him back into the corner. Gary runs in and completes a Corner Splash, leaving Torgo to crumble out of the corner. Gary is delighted and is too busy celebrating to realise that Torgo is already back on his feet; as he spins around he is met by the boot of Torgo on the end of a Yakuza Kick. Gary somehow stays on his feet, rotating in a daze before being knocked to the mat by a powerful Superkick, completing the devastating kick combo known as the Outbreak Solution. Gary lands head first on the mat and appears to be out cold as Torgo covers him... ...ONE ...TWO ...THR--NO! Gooner makes the save at the last second and makes his way back onto the apron, a wide grin on his face. In the centre of the ring Torgo stands on his feet and roars, his arms out wide and his face pointed towards the heavens. He turns to face Gooner, who is now back on the apron waving to the fans, and roars as he sprints forwards to drag Gooner into the ring with a mind-blowing Reverse ‘Rana that spikes Gooner right on the top of his head, leaving him lifelessly sprawled on the mat. Torgo then turns his attentions back to the prone Gary, dragging him to his feet and making him Fallout’s first victim of ‘The Screaming Brainbuster’ screaming as he does so. He covers but the result seems pretty elementary... ...ONE! ...TWO!! ...THREE!!! Announcer: The winner of the match, via Pinfall, “The Man with the Screaming Brain-buster” EDDIE TOORRRGOOOOOO!! Torgo wastes little time celebrating such an impressive victory in his first match and leaps onto the turnbuckle, letting out a scream that echoes the one he performed as he drove Gary’s head into the mat. The crowd look on, totally stunned at the total demolishment of one of Fallout’s most popular teams.
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Post by The Senator on Feb 1, 2008 23:49:14 GMT -5
Segment: Interview with the Champ (Credit: Senator)
As the show continues, "Investigative Journalist" Rich Marlowe is seen backstage with the Openweight Champion, Daniel Ness.
Marlowe: Rich Marlowe here, standing alongside our champion, the Corporate Ace, Daniel Ness. So, then, how does it feel to defend your title tonight?
Ness: Look, I don't know what you think you're going to accomplish. It's clear who the winner is, and you're looking right at him. I've held this belt so long, it's a part of me. And I am not going to let that go. See, Rich, I came here for one reason. I came here to win. When that filthy cowboy steps into the ring with me...
Suddenly, the camera shifts over, as Stan Johnston enters the scene, with Jack Connor and Duke Cogburn trailing behind.
Johnston: Now I heard you over the television in my locker room, and I knew I'd have to git myself up and hightail it over here! Hey, Rich, nice seein' ya! How'd you like to interview both the champ, and the future champ?
Marlowe: It'd be a pleasure, sir.
Ness: Wait a minute! This is MY interview! You know what, I don't need you, Marlowe, and I said all I have to say, so how's this?
Daniel Ness grabs Rich Marlowe's microphone, shoving the reporter aside.
Ness: Hey, Johnston, you think you have a chance? Give me an answer!
Stan Johnston now grabs the microphone, as El Froggy Mask and Sgt. Pilko show up.
Johnston: Save it for the ring, pardner. You want a piece of this right arm, just show up, and ah'll be glad to give you one, at 100 miles per hour!
El Froggy Mask leaps forward, pointing at the challenger.
EFM: El Froggy says that Stan Johnston is full of caca! Stan Johnston wants to screw with Corporate Club, Stan Johnston ends up...
Ness: Shut up, Frog Mask, I don't need you sticking your nose into my business. Johnston, I'll be there, you just better bring your A-game, or you'll not be leaving on your own two feet!
Security finally shows up, pulling the two sides apart before anything can happen...at least, before the main event.
Fade Out
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Post by The Senator on Feb 1, 2008 23:50:04 GMT -5
Segment: It’s great to be a King. (Credit: Jonny Spade)
The scene starts up with the self proclaimed “King of Sudan” Damien King walking backstage with a crown on his head that is tilted forward a bit. As well he has two assistants that are carrying his wrestling gear and other carry-on bags for him. However, soon on the scene is “Fallout’s Investigative Journalist” Rich Marlowe to get the low-down on who these two men are.
Rich: DAMIEN! … DAMIEN!
Damien stops and turns around to Rich.
Damien: RICH! So good to see you. How’d you spend your time off?
Rich: Oh you know went here, traveled there.
Damien: Mhmm mhmm.
Rich: And yourself?
Damien: Oh, well I did a tour of Africa met some amazing people…became a king….bought a couple of houses in Sudan…you know, typical things.
Rich: Yeah I know what you mean…..wait….when did you become a king and where?
Damien: Weeelll …. if you must know.
Rich turns to the camera and smiles.
Rich: I’m sure everyone is dying to know.
Damien: Well, I will then refresh everyone’s pathetic memory since they can’t remember back to the Hype show that happened a few weeks ago. I went to Sudan to take a tour like I said and made a few donations here and there to various people and word had gotten around of such a good deed that I have done for their economy and have become an honorary “King of Sudan”; hence the reason why I got this crown.
Rich: Wow you met President Umar Hassan Ahmad al-BASHIR?
Damien: Who?
Rich: You know…the president of Sudan.
Damien: OoOoOoOoOoOo…. Nah.
Rich: So how did you become an honorary “King of Sudan” ?
Damien: Well someone I donated to gave it to me. Even though it wasn’t “officially” given me the title, it was pretty obvious that everyone living their wanted me to be the King of Sudan. Rich: So, you keep saying you give donations to various people, how much did you actually donate to Sudan citizens?
Damien: Roughly 40,500 Sudanese Dinar.
Rich: Wow. That’s a lot of cash right there.
Damien: Not really, its only like 200 Canadian
Rich: Wow…big spender.
Damien who didn’t really hear that because he was looking at his two assistants who were helping him with his luggage gave them some orders.
Damien: Sorry Rich, but we gotta get going. I got a match tonight to get ready for.
Rich: Can I ask you some questions about your match?!
Damien: Sorry but your question period is over. Better luck next time.
Damien motions for his men to continue walking and they do and walk off camera as the scene ends.
End Scene.
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Post by The Senator on Feb 1, 2008 23:51:49 GMT -5
Fallout TV Title Match: Julio Rivera vs. Damien King vs. ‘Dangerous’ Nicholas Alger (credit: Hughes)
Iris Yoon is ready and waiting in the ring when we fade back to the Fallout Arena for more of Fallout Reboot.
Iris: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the vacant Fallout Television title. Introducing first, from Mexico City, Mexico…he weighs in at 210 pounds…he is ‘The Irresistible Force’ Juuuulioooo Riveraaaaa!
Julio makes his way out towards the ring and is met by a loud chorus of boos from the crowd, he bad mouths a few male members of the crowd whilst cockily strutting his way to the ring, he slides into the ring and poses on the turnbuckle for the fans.
Iris: Introducing next…from Raleigh, North Carolina…he weighs in at 255 pounds…‘Dangerous’ Nicholas Algerrrr!
"Eagleheart" by Stratovarius hits over the speakers and the lights go out, with a red spotlight focusing on Alger as he enters, while other lights spin around the audience area. Alger is accompanied to the ring by his trainers Angelo Goldmill and Mickey Dundee.
Iris: And finally…from Thunderbay, Ontario, Canada…he weighs in tonight at 220 pounds…he is Damien King!
Bodies by Drowning Pool hits over the speakers and Damien King comes out from the curtain, he walks down to the ring with and rolls into the ring and makes a title-around-waist gesture as he eyes up his opponents for the match.
The official in charge of the match checks the competitors for this match for any foreign objects as the competitors eye each other up, each trying to formulate a strategy for the match. Once the official has checked over each of them he calls for the bell to ring to signify the start of the match.
Bell Rings.
The bell sounds and all three men advance towards the centre of the ring, King and Rivera quickly charge at DNA and fire off a few shots at the biggest man in the match, they force him towards the ropes and attempt a double Irish whip but Alger is smart to the move and delivers a sharp headbutt to Damien King before hitting an open handed slap to the face of Julio Rivera before taking down Rivera with a quick Fireman’s Carry, Alger quickly mounts Rivera and starts delivering some mounted lefts and rights to Rivera who is making a vain attempt to make his way towards the ropes, the hold is broken quickly by King who kicks Alger in the side of the head with a standing side kick. King quickly hits Alger with a Driving Forearm Smash before covering him with a lateral press for barely a one count. King gives up on covering Alger and heads for Rivera and drags him to his feet by the hair but is thumbed in the eye as Rivera gets to his feet, Julio quickly hits a Snapmare which he follows up with a dropkick to the back of the head. Julio notices that DNA is getting to his feet and quickly leaps onto the nearby ring apron, he waits for Alger to turn towards him before leaping up and hitting a Springboard Headscissors Takedown that sends Alger rolling out of the ring, Julio poses in the centre of the ring as the fans boo him mercilessly, as he gets to his feet he is caught by a kick to the back by Damien King who grabs a handful of hair and violently drags Julio to his feet and hooks him under his arm for a vertical Suplex, King hoists Rivera in the air and drives him into the mat with great force before rolling quickly into a lateral press.
ONE
TW-Kickout King quickly drives his forearm into the throat of Rivera and starts to choke Julio. The match official quickly gets himself into position to try and force King to release the hold but is unable to and thus he issues a five count for the illegal hold which King breaks at 4 and a half. Damien starts to get to his feet but is caught directly in the face by a running knee strike by Alger, who has been waiting in the wings for an opportunity to strike, DNA quickly follows this up with a roundhouse kick to the knee straight into a roundhouse kick to the head of King that draws gasps from the crowd, who are amazed by the ferocity of the strike. King stumbles around, in an attempt to get his bearings, but is caught by a quick Belly to Belly Overhead Suplex that ends with King falling hard on his neck in sickening fashion. DNA gets to his feet and stalks King, waiting for him to get to his feet, but is caught from behind by Julio Rivera with a forearm smash, Julio fires off a number of rights to the head of Alger which seems to have very little effect, he takes a step back and fires up for a big haymaker punch that Alger is quick to spot, he grabs the incoming wrist of Rivera and quickly takes him down with a fireman’s carry, keeping hold of the wrist in the process, and locks in the Jujigatame in the centre of the ring. Julio squirms around, in an attempt to break the hold but Alger’s experience of shoot fighting makes him wise to most of the counters for his type of hold, King quickly breaks the hold as he realises it could end the match and starts stomping away at Alger, he drags DNA to his feet and links hands with Alger in a single handed Greco Roman knuckle lock of sorts before driving his shoulder into the shoulder of Alger repeatedly, King then quickly slides under the left arm of Alger and locks in a Crossface Chickenwing. Alger and King struggle in the middle of the ring, each with different motives, every time DNA gets close to the ropes King makes the move to drag him further from safety. DNA manages to deliver some elbows to the abdomen of King, he quickly manoeuvres himself so he is standing in front of King and quickly hooks the arms of King before lifting him in the air and driving him head-first into the mat in a move he calls the Catalyst. Alger quickly covers King.
ONE
TWO
T-broken up by Rivera
Julio waits for DNA to get to his feet before running off the ropes behind Alger and hitting his Déjà vu Style Spinning Head Scissors that sends DNA flying towards the corner, he stumbles to his feet and makes his way out of the corner before being hit by Julio’s trademark Running Spin Wheel Kick, Julio gets to his feet and poses but is caught from behind by Damien King’s Springboard Bulldog. King quickly picks Julio up to his feet and hoists him in the air and hits the Running Lyger Bomb which he keeps hold of to create a pinning predicament.
ONE
TWO
T-Kickout by Julio Rivera.
DNA gets in just after Rivera kicks out and drags King to his feet, he kicks him in the solar plexus and tries to hook the arms for a Tiger Bomb but King puts up some resistance and manages to lift Alger into a cross body hold which he quickly spins out into a single arm slam backbreaker. King then notices out of the corner of his eye that Julio has made his way onto the top rope and waits for him to leap off the top before catching him with a snap spine buster which he transitions into a pin.
ONE
TWO
TH-Broken up by Alger who drags King up to his feet and hits the Dangerous Kick Combination that draws some shocked gasps from the crowd, King is out on his feet and stumbles around the ring. DNA takes this opportunity and hits his trademark Standing STO O-Soto-Gari after which he quickly moves into position to lock in his Bermuda Triangle in the dead centre of the ring. The match official races into a position to call the finish of the match, should this move provide it, whilst also checking that neither man is accidentally in a pinning predicament. King’s body slowly becomes limp under the force of the hold and his eyes begin to glaze over as he starts to lose consciousness, suddenly the attention of the camera is diverted towards Julio Rivera who has slowly made his way to the top rope, he quickly measure up the situation and hits the Rivera Roll, a somersault leg drop delivered to the throat of Alger, who has now released the Bermuda Triangle hold on King. Julio quickly hooks the legs of DNA and covers him for a pinfall.
ONE
TWO
THREE
Iris: Here is your winner and NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION…JULIO RIVERAAA!!!
The fans let out a chorus of boos as the three count is issued and the referee signals the match is over. Julio has his hand raised in victory by the match official and is handed the Fallout Television Title which he holds aloft triumphantly. He notices out of the corner of his eye that DNA has gotten to his feet and is not happy with the match and quickly rolls out of the ring to avoid any confrontation with the bigger man. DNA rushes towards the ropes and starts shouting at Rivera as we fade to black.
Fade
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Post by The Senator on Feb 1, 2008 23:52:38 GMT -5
Segment: Y'know something? What? I dunno. (Credit: Hitman)
As we slowly fade to the back, we see Ken Williams shadowboxing and pumping himself up for a big night ahead of him. Jason Daniels is seen on the ground, doing push-ups. It's a sight not everyone is accustomed to: Ken Williams and Jason Daniels actually focusing on their match. Ken and Jason finally stop and make their way over to a bench. They take a seat as Ken takes a drink from his water bottle and Jason wipes his face off with a towel.
Ken: "Heh-heh-heh. Hey Jason?"
Jason: "Huh-huh-huh. Yeah Ken?"
Ken sets his bottle down and looks over at his partner.
Ken: "Um, heh, I don't know if we actually, like, thought about this and stuff but what if, y'know, we actually manage to win the tag titles tonight?"
Jason's eyes go a little wide, as if he's come to a sudden realization.
Jason: "Whoa, you're right. I never did think about that. Huh-huh-huh."
Ken: "Heh, I just thought of it now. Heh-heh-heh."
Jason puts his towel down and then throws on his new sleeveless AC/DC shirt before standing up from the bench.
Jason: "Uhhh, well, y'know, we could always go out and celebrate the victory and have one of those parties, like that My Sweet 16 show, y'know? Uhhh-huh-huh-huh."
Ken: "Whoa! Heh-heh-heh. We'd be, like, y'know, stooping down to their level! Heh-heh-heh… 'AHHH! I GOT THE WRONG COLOR OF CAR, YOU SON OF A BITCH! TAKE IT BACK AND BUY ME A NEW ONE OR I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!' Heh-heh-heh."
Jason: "Uhhh-huh-huh-huh! Yeah."
The two laugh some more before Ken slips on his new sleeveless Metallica shirt. He also stands up from the bench.
Ken: "Well, heh, shall we go kick some ass and score some gold?"
Jason: "Only if you're up for it. Uhhh-huh-huh-huh."
Ken and Jason then high-five each other and start headbanging. After five seconds of headbanging, they take their leave from their locker room and one step closer to possibly achieving tag team gold.
Fade.
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Post by The Senator on Feb 1, 2008 23:53:20 GMT -5
Match: Fallout Tag Team Championship The Royles vs. Ken Williams and Jason Daniels (Credit: Hitman)
As Iris stands in the ring, the crowd has been asking questions about the tag title match. Are The Royles still “stiff” enough? Will Ken and Jason “rise above” their opponents? How many more wang jokes are going to be made? All will come to an end as Iris raises the microphone to her mouth.
Iris: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Fallout Tag Team Championship!”
The crowd begins to cheer.
Iris: “Introducing the challengers, from Detroit, Michigan, at a combined weight of 425 lbs, they are the team of Ken Williams and Jason Daniels!”
Generic rock music hits the arena and the crowd gives a respectable pop for the idiots. Ken and Jason appear from the back and head down the ramp, laughing along with the fans they pass by. They finally enter the ring and make title motions around their waist.
Iris: “And their opponents, from Newport, Wales, at a combined weight of 486 lbs, they are the reigning Fallout Tag Team Champions, they are the team of Pat McGroin and Ivor Biggin, The Royles!”
“Have A Nice Day” then hits the arena and the crowd lets out a pop for the dangerous tag team. The Royles then appear with the titles on their shoulders as Pat points at the two, kicking the air. Finally, the two enter the ring and hold their titles up in front of Ken and Jason. The referee gets in between them and takes their titles. He holds them up in the air before handing them to Iris.
Bell rings.
Pat and Ken start off in the center of the ring and Ivor and Jason watch on from their respective corners. As the two former Dwight Gym trainees press faces against each other, Ken backs off and reaches into his pocket. He pulls out what appears to be a hacky sack, much to the confusion of Pat. Jason laughs as Ken shows off some hacky sack kicks, almost mocking The Royles’ love for soccer (for the sake of pissing off the UKers >_>). Ken then tosses it to Pat to see if his “skills” size up to Ken’s. Pat shrugs before doing a couple of kicks with the hacky sack. Before Pat can catch it in his hands, Ken rushes forward and takes down Pat with a clothesline. Ken picks up the hacky sack and tosses it at Ivor, hitting him right in the chest. Ivor goes to enter the ring but the referee holds him back. In the meantime, Jason enters the ring and grabs Pat’s head. Ken also grabs Pat’s head and the two hit a double DDT. Jason leaves the ring and Ken gets the referee’s attention. Ken hooks a leg and the ref counts but he only gets a two count.
Ken then tags in Jason and holds Pat’s head for a reverse chinlock. Jason then hits a stomp to the chest of Pat before Ken exits the ring. Pat gets back to his feet and is taken down with a scoop slam. Jason does some spastic motions after before scouting Pat and cinching in the Headbanger Lock (cravate headlock). As Pat struggles to get out of the move, Jason begins humming “Iron Man” and doing some more headbanging. Ivor has had enough and he enters the ring. Jason drops Pat and takes down Ivor with a powerslam. Jason stands up and laughs at the fallen Ivor but the distraction proves costly as Pat comes up from behind and hits Jason with the Rooney Stomp. Ken cringes at the move as Pat then hits Jason in the spine with a football ball kick to the back.
Ivor then gets tagged in as Ken is spastically shaking the ropes, trying to get the crowd on their side. Ivor delivers a scoop slam to Jason before backing up and hitting the Thatcher’d. Ivor notices Ken and goes to give him the Thatcher’d as well. However, Ken hops up onto the second rope when Ivor goes towards him. Ivor is stranded on the apron and Ken lands on the back of Ivor’s head with a leg drop. This gets the referee’s attention and as he goes over to Ken, Pat grabs Jason by the head from the apron and hits him with a right hand that drops him to the canvas. Ken decides to cool off as Ivor recovers and goes back to his corner, tagging in Pat. The Royles are now both in the ring and unleash a mudhole stomping on Jason, who is then dragged to the center by Pat and pinned for a two count.
Pat then picks up Jason and does a floatover before preparing for the Double Impact. However, when he is lifted, Jason falls behind Pat and sets him up for a pumphandle slam. Pat manages to counter this by landing on his feet and hitting Jason with his countering swinging neckbreaker. Pat covers but Jason shows resilience by kicking out before three. Ivor is once again tagged in and before Jason can crawl to his corner, Ivor leaps on him and viciously applies a sleeper hold. Ken frantically sticks his arm out for a tag as Jason is only mere inches away from him. But Pat is already taking off and he goes over to Ken and yanks him off the apron. Ken lands on his feet but is clotheslined to the ground. Pat then rushes back to his corner as Jason begins hitting Ivor with elbows. Unfortunately for him, Ivor quickly shifts into a half nelson before tossing him with a half nelson suplex.
Ivor spots Pat wanting a tag but he tells him “Not yet.” Jason is then dragged to the center of the ring before Ivor begins to go to the top rope. With Ken still out on the outside, Ivor leaps off for the Vertical Limit (swanton leg drop). Jason scouts it and barely rolls out of the way as Ivor eats nothing but canvas. Jason crawls over to his corner but sees Ken recovering on the outside. Ivor then grabs Jason’s foot and drags him back to his corner before tagging in Pat. Jason is then brought up and held out by Ivor, who grins at Pat. Jason shows signs of life, however, and barely breaks free from Ivor’s grasp, just as Pat was going for the Zidane’d. Ivor tags the full brunt of the move as Jason then reaches into his pocket and hands the referee a red card. The referee holds it front of Pat, who goes ballistic upon seeing it. Jason then goes behind Pat and finally connects with a pumphandle slam. Both men are down and Ken is back on the apron, almost livid with rage. Finally, Jason crawls over and gets the hot tag on Ken.
With no one to hold him back, Ken enters the ring like a raging bull and takes down Pat with a clothesline. After another clothesline to Pat, Ken goes over to Ivor and hits a jawbreaker onto the top rope, sending Ivor to the floor. Ken then grabs Pat and delivers his repeated psycho head hold punching combination before forcefully throwing Pat into the turnbuckles. Ken heads up to the ropes and begins throwing the punches. The fans count along and when Ken hits the ninth punch, he rears back for the tenth only to hit Pat with a headbutt. Ivor has entered the ring and begins charging towards the corner where Ken is. Ken sees Ivor coming and sidesteps, causing Ivor to crash into Pat. Ivor hits the canvas and Pat begins to stagger out of the corner. Ken then grabs the head of Pat and forcefully tosses him down… right into Ivor’s groin.
As Ivor rolls out of the ring in pain, Ken picks up Pat and pulls him in for the Metallica Bomb. Ken brings up Pat with all his might and hits him with a powerbomb. Ken holds on, though, and brings him up and hits a second powerbomb. The fans rise to their feet to see if the move will actually be completed. As Ken brings up Pat for the third powerbomb in the series, however, Ivor hops up onto the apron and onto the second rope. He grabs a hold of Pat’s wrists, causing Ken to fall on the back of his head. Pat lands on his feet as Jason yanks Ivor off the apron and takes him down with an AC/DC Driver on the outside. Unbeknownst to Jason though, Pat has already bounced off the ropes. With Ken in the center of the ring, Pat lets loose with a stiff Cardiff Kick, causing Ken to actually roll backwards, rebounding off the ropes and lying motionless on the canvas. Pat drags Ken to the center and hooks his leg as the ref counts the inevitable 1-2-3.
Bell rings.
Iris: “Your winners and still Fallout Tag Team Champions, The Royles!”
Jason notices what just transpired and rolls back into the ring. Pat has already left and he collects the titles before tending to Ivor on the outside. The Royles then rise to their feet and raise their arms in the air, proudly displaying their retained gold. In the ring, Jason begins to help Ken to his feet. After the two pause to laugh some more, Jason raises Ken’s hand in the air, which garners a good pop from the Fallout Fanatics. The two then leave the ring and head to the back. Despite being on the losing end, there is no doubt that Ken and Jason have certainly surprised those who doubted them tonight.
Fade.
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Post by The Senator on Feb 1, 2008 23:54:31 GMT -5
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