Post by Yoko Satoshi on Mar 15, 2007 7:41:00 GMT -5
...Jeremy Wylde kicks out! Froggy clutches his head, tugging at his mask in an exaggurated show of dismay and frustration, which manages to set the crowd off even worse, with one disgruntled fan tossing a cup into the ring, missing its target by inches. As security starts to drag the fan out, Froggy picks up the cup, leaving the ring, and hands it back to its former owner.
Predator: Total class. That's how a true man should handle himself, El Froggy Mask, being from the depths of the Amazon clearly has environmental responsibility on his mind here.
Fisher: What? Shut up, he's ignoring that he's in a match right now!
Pred: What's your carbon footprint? Yeah, you don't have any right to speak, since Predator here is totally carbon neutral.
Bardo: For Heaven's sake, please get back to the match here.
As Froggy's antics take place outside of the ring, Jeremy Wylde manages to recover in the ring. El Froggy Mask runs at his opponent, but the recovered Wylde leaps up into a front dropkick, flipping his opponent over. The Party Animal points to the top rope, dragging Froggy over near the corner, climbs up, diving off with a moonsault...but Froggy gets out of the way. Instead of landing hard on his stomach, Wylde anticipated the miss, and accelerates his rotation in midair, turning far enough to land on his feet!
Fisher: What a feat of agility by Wylde!
The Dwight Gym competitor stalks his opponent, and slaps on a rear facelock, going for his inverted twist of fate...but Froggy manages to free himself, fast as lightning, he twists around into an arm wrench, stepping through, hooking a leg, before slamming his opponent, face first into the mat with a sharp inverted Russian leg sweep!
Pred: That's the Exotic Poision, a spectacular finishing technique.
Froggy hooks a leg for the pin...
...1
...2
...3!
Iris: Your winner, El Froooogy Maaask!
Pred: What an incredible finish! What a groundbreaking move by El Froggy Mask! Even I, who have seen everything and done more, am thrilled by seeing that innovative finisher!
Bardo: That "Exotic Poision" may be able to put away a Dwight Gym trainee, but to call the inverted Russian leg sweep "innovative" is delusional.
Fisher: Mr. Sateana-Barr is simply a moron!
Predator: You calling out Predator, little man? Because if you are, I have better things to do than to pick on little children.
Fisher: No, I am not! But what I will do here, before we go off the air, is to say that all the Fallout Fanatics should brace themselves for Colission Course, coming soon to Pay Per View! We already have our main event announced, in which the Corporate Ace, Daniel Ness, the Openweight Champion, will defend his belt against one of Fallout's loyalists, a true MMA legend, Dangerous Nicholas Alger!
Also, Hitman of the Gods will face off against the gargantuan "Immovable Object" Colossus Rhodes! And if that's not enough, the Royles will defend their tag titles against the recently reformed Capitalists! Stay tuned for updates on Colission Course, and that's all for tonight! For Dean Bardo, and Predator, this is R.J. Fisher, signing off!
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Predator: Total class. That's how a true man should handle himself, El Froggy Mask, being from the depths of the Amazon clearly has environmental responsibility on his mind here.
Fisher: What? Shut up, he's ignoring that he's in a match right now!
Pred: What's your carbon footprint? Yeah, you don't have any right to speak, since Predator here is totally carbon neutral.
Bardo: For Heaven's sake, please get back to the match here.
As Froggy's antics take place outside of the ring, Jeremy Wylde manages to recover in the ring. El Froggy Mask runs at his opponent, but the recovered Wylde leaps up into a front dropkick, flipping his opponent over. The Party Animal points to the top rope, dragging Froggy over near the corner, climbs up, diving off with a moonsault...but Froggy gets out of the way. Instead of landing hard on his stomach, Wylde anticipated the miss, and accelerates his rotation in midair, turning far enough to land on his feet!
Fisher: What a feat of agility by Wylde!
The Dwight Gym competitor stalks his opponent, and slaps on a rear facelock, going for his inverted twist of fate...but Froggy manages to free himself, fast as lightning, he twists around into an arm wrench, stepping through, hooking a leg, before slamming his opponent, face first into the mat with a sharp inverted Russian leg sweep!
Pred: That's the Exotic Poision, a spectacular finishing technique.
Froggy hooks a leg for the pin...
...1
...2
...3!
Iris: Your winner, El Froooogy Maaask!
Pred: What an incredible finish! What a groundbreaking move by El Froggy Mask! Even I, who have seen everything and done more, am thrilled by seeing that innovative finisher!
Bardo: That "Exotic Poision" may be able to put away a Dwight Gym trainee, but to call the inverted Russian leg sweep "innovative" is delusional.
Fisher: Mr. Sateana-Barr is simply a moron!
Predator: You calling out Predator, little man? Because if you are, I have better things to do than to pick on little children.
Fisher: No, I am not! But what I will do here, before we go off the air, is to say that all the Fallout Fanatics should brace themselves for Colission Course, coming soon to Pay Per View! We already have our main event announced, in which the Corporate Ace, Daniel Ness, the Openweight Champion, will defend his belt against one of Fallout's loyalists, a true MMA legend, Dangerous Nicholas Alger!
Also, Hitman of the Gods will face off against the gargantuan "Immovable Object" Colossus Rhodes! And if that's not enough, the Royles will defend their tag titles against the recently reformed Capitalists! Stay tuned for updates on Colission Course, and that's all for tonight! For Dean Bardo, and Predator, this is R.J. Fisher, signing off!
End Show
