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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Mar 8, 2007 7:37:06 GMT -5
Match #6: El Froggy Returns to the Ring: Bait and Switch Rules
El Froggy Mask vs. Tito "Firefly" Barron
(Credit: Senator)
Dean Bardo: This next match should be very interesting, these two have put on outstanding matches in the past, and El Froggy has highly touted his new style.
R.J. Fisher: Yes, the new El Froggy has yet to wrestle here on Fallout, but he sure has generated some hype!
Predator: Of course he has.
Soon: RIBBIT.
Green Hornet plays after the traditional intro to Froggy’s theme, and the man himself appears at the top of the entranceway, microphone in hand as he bounds down to the ring. Before slowly walking up the steps, Froggy makes referee Jessie Mortimer hold the ropes down…before simply bypassing him, and stepping through the ropes on the other side. Froggy then gives Mortimer a sharp kick to the midsection, sending him flying to the outside with a big thump before raising the microphone to his mouth, and speaking.
El Froggy Mask: Welcome, wrestling fans! It is a big shame for you that you will not be able to experience the one match you wished to watch for tonight. No, El Froggy Mask has not arrived here to wrestle, but to tell the people that they are massive suckers.
R.J. Fisher: Oh, come on, that's uncalled for!
Predator: Ha, this man tells the truth!
The people, of course, are heard booing their former here at a high decibel.
Froggy: There is no El Froggy Mask in ring competition tonight! See, for those of you who couldn't read, this was a "Bait and Switch" match! What do you all expect from such a match? El Froggy Mask says that you should not have expected a match. Tito Barron is in the Dominican Republic tonight, any smart fan would be able to find that out. Look, I don't want to wrestle, Biff has time to spend better, and my return should be more important, surely it should be placed in the main event match slot. So then, see ya later, suckers!
Fisher: You have to be kidding me, they actually pulled a bait and swi…
Pred: Of course, can’t give a match like this away easily, my child.
Fisher: Would you shut up with that?
Pred: Calm down, take a chill pill…
Fade Out
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Mar 8, 2007 7:37:26 GMT -5
Segment: Fashback No 2.: Mission in Tsingtao (Credit: Lambert)
[December 31st, 2003]
The scene opens into the night-time metropolis of Tsingtao, China. Even at night the city is still bustling. A tall sky-scraper is flown into and there’s lots of windows with lights on, it zooms inside one of the windows and we’re inside a pretty fancy hotel room, inside are 2 guys and a girl.
Inside the room is a desk, a bed, a computer on the desk, a rug, a few lights and some other doors.
The first guy is instantly recognizable as Ross Lambert.
Ross: So lemme get this straight… You want me to… WHAT?
Guy 2: We need you to do this for the sake of stopping international warfare.
Ross: OK yeah sure, no big deal. No big deal blowing up a fucking fuel depot with hundreds of innocents and of course your almighty enemy Randy Gauschvitz.
Girl: Come on it’s not all that bad.
Ross: Charlotte, James isn’t trying to stop war, HE’S CREATING it to make cash.
James: Ross, watch it.
Ross: It’s true isn’t it?
James: No. I am an American citizen, I wouldn’t throw it into war for money, I am proud of my…
Ross: Yada, yada James, face it you’ve got what you came for you just want me to blow it up and I’M NOT DOING IT.
James jumps up and grabs Ross by the collar and throws him at the wall.
James: You listen to me sonny, I’m calling the shots around here and if you don’t do it, you’ll be killed in action like a good little patriot OK? Now get to work! Hawking you go with him and make sure he does his job, oh and make sure you hold the bomb.
James hands a package over to Charlotte and shoo’s the duo away. James lies down on the bed.
Ross: You listen here asshole, I’ll do your job for you but you’d best watch your back from now on Donneley or I’ll make sure there’s a fork in it.
James: Don’t you mean a knife?
Ross: That too…
The scene fades as the duo walk out.
[Fade]
We resume back onto the Tsingtao Highway and cruising down are 2 bikers, they continue down the high-way for a few minutes until eventually they swerve off the high-way and drive down a ramp. They turn right at the bottom and are heading towards the factory district of town. As they swerve past a variety of trucks they soon pull up outside a security gate and drive up to the booth with personnel in it.
Ross: <In Mandarin> Hello Sir, we require entry.
Guard: <English> No sir, we don’t allow visitors in on the night.
Ross: Listen buddy we have been ordered to see your boss by the police.
Guard: Who is your superior?
Ross: I AM the superior buddy.
Guard: I’m afraid without a badge you’re not getting in.
Charlotte: Forget it, let’s go back.
Ross: Fine.
The 2 pull out and turn around the other corner to see a HUGE, muscley guy in baggy camo pants, red converse’s and a black vest.
Guy: Ehh! Ross, Charlotte.
Ross: Kenji what’re you doing here?
Kenji: I have been sent here by James. He said you might need a “boost” so to speak.
Ross: Alright.
Kenji: OK so what do you need?
Ross: Well James gave us a bit of a tall-order ‘cause his head is in the clouds but hopefully he doesn’t get TOO big for his boots.
Kenji: If you make another tall joke I’ll knock you on your back Ross.
Charlotte: Woah! Chill Kenji.
Ross: Come on Kenj, you know I’m only jibing you, I mean after all, you’re Kenji Zakahashi. You’re not just A… but THE TOKYO GIANT! Of course people are gonna’ pull jokes on you, you’re one of the biggest legends in out here.
Kenji: You want boosting over this wall or what asshole?
Ross: OK fine.
As Ross goes to get his boost, Kenji turns and offers Charlotte the lift up. He hoists her over and she quickly clambers to the other side. Kenji then turns his attention to Ross and lifts him off the ground by his hair before throwing him over the wall and Ross flies into metal containers, crashing down.
Kenji: Keep it down!
Kenji soon pulls himself over the wall with ease.
Ross: Way to go, jackass.
Kenji: I can flip cars over, you want one to fall on you?
Ross: Umm no thanks. OK let’s go.
So Ross heads up the sneak charge and sneaks past some boxes, he ducks by some barrels and hears a guard coming his way, he jumps out and hits a Running Bulldog face-first onto the curb before dragging his body out of site.
Ross: Charlotte, if he wakes up use your extreme collection of high-heels and stiletto’s to knock him out again, now gimme that bomb they gave you.
Charlotte: OK fine. Make another reference to my high-heels though and I have something embarrassing to show your family.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Mar 8, 2007 7:37:44 GMT -5
Ross: Whut?
Charlotte: I got a snapsie of you in Malaysia sniping a clown.
Ross: ;
Ross: OK Kenji you take this guy’s clothes ‘cause let’s face it you couldn’t sneak anywhere unless you shrank like 20 feet.
Kenji: Watch your tongue if you want to keep it.
Ross sneaks over to the entrance of the factory where 2-armed guards are standing outside.
Ross: OK Kenji I’ll climb up on your back and we just walk through!
Kenji walks over and Ross jumps up on the big-mans back. He walks through security with no troubles and the guards don’t even notice Ross, as the doors close behind him he hops down and rolls behind a pillar as 2 goons walk by paying no attention to Kenji what-so-ever. Kenji drags Ross along as they head into a new room with a massive boiler tank in it.
Ross: You think this is it?
Kenji: Yep.
A guard walks by and sees the two and has no-time to let out a scream as Ross winds him with a knee to the gut followed by an open-palm strike to the nose knocking him out cold.
The 2 pull out the bomb and it comes with a manual.
Ross: OK… So the manual says here that you should do the work.
Kenji: No you should do the work and that I should read the manual, I have large hands, your small hands are more trained to doing fiddly things.
Ross: Shut up Kenji. OK Fine I’ll do the set-up. What does it say?
Kenji: OK it says pull off the wrapper.
Ross pulls the wrapper to reveal the bomb in all it’s shiny glory. It looks like an Xbox 360 with red plastic replacing the green.
Kenji: OK… Plug in this wireless cord… at the back.
Ross plugs in the cord.
Kenji: And plug in that other cable and attach it there.
Ross follows these instructions.
Kenji: Now press the on button.
Ross: OK.
Ross presses the on-button and the gears start spinning and beginning to work.
Kenji: This is a bomb right?
Ross: I think so… Hey Kenji what does the manual say about it’s power-level?
Kenji: It’s… it’s… IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
Ross: WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?!
Kenji: ….
Ross: Yes Kenji? This wouldn’t have anything to do with how long you’ve timed it for have you?
Kenji: … 30… SSECONDS!
Ross: CHEESE IT!
The 2 get up and run back the way they came, they boot the front doors down knocking down the outside guards before running out into the courtyard and with a well-placed boot, Kenji takes the front gate down, Charlotte running to rejoin them, Charlotte & Ross hop on their bikes and rev the engine.
Kenji: What?! Can’t I get a lift?!
Ross: You’ll work something out!
Kenji smashes Ross across the face and takes his bike as Ross picks himself up he gets on the back of the second-bike as they drive off into the distance, the shot pans out as you can see the factory explode, the wall of blast chasing after the 2 bikes but the bikes evade into a fade-shot.
[Fade]
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Mar 8, 2007 7:38:02 GMT -5
Main event: Fallout Openweight Title Rematch
Daniel Ness vs. Sylvain "Pay Day" Mint
(Credit: Senator)
Predator: This next match is going to be all about taking back what's owed.
Dean Bardo: Actually, it's about a challenger fighting for a belt.
Pred: No, it's about an epic story about someone who was wronged by someone who thought he could trust. It's going to be all about sweet revenge, a dish best served cold, something that's hard to obtain, but worth going for anyway...
Bardo: It's about a challenger fighting for a belt.
R.J. Fisher: Ok, this is embarrassingly bad commentary, R.J. Fisher here, and I'll call this match the right way! What we have next is one of the most awaited rematches in Fallout history, with the startling victory of Sylvain "Pay Day" Mint over former Openweight champion, Daniel Ness last week. Ness vowed revenge, and Biff Taylor gave his Corporate Ace the match in the hopes that it would allow him to regain his standing as number one, and his overall sanity.
As the camera pans across the ring, both Sylvain Mint and Daniel Ness are shown, Mint has the Openweight Title over one shoulder, while Ness constantly adjusts his knee and elbow pads. Title Coordinator, Tony Givens takes the belt from Mint, before leaving the ring, and Iris announces each man in the ring.
Iris: This match will be for the Fallout Openweight Title! Announcing first, the challenger, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he is the Corporate Ace, Daniel Neeeeess!
Iris: Announcing next, he is the Openweight Champion, hailing from San Francisco, California, former ACW World Champion, Sylvain, "Pay Day," Miiiiinnnnnt!
The bell rings, and both men walk right up to each other. Daniel Ness has a look of total focused intensity on his face. Mint, looking full of himself, slaps Ness in the cheek, before kicking him in the abdomen. Mint turns around to the audience with a confident sneer on his face, and almost chuckles to himself at the cheers that he receives.
Fisher: No respect to his fellow Corporate Club member!
Predator: Just awful, I wouldn't stand for that.
Before Ness can recover, "Pay Day" rushes up, lifting up off his feet from a vertical suplex position...but Ness manages to shift his weight in mid-air, and turn it into an inside cradle for a quick pin attempt...
...1
...2
...3!
Iris: Your winner, and once again, new Fallout Openweight Champion, Daniel Neeessssss!
Fisher: That was, was, a total joke! Those two just treated our title like it didn...didn't matter even a little bit, I'm ashamed to have called this match!
Pred: Ha, and double ha, the world is right again.
Bardo: You idiot, this just devalued your little Corporate belt.
Fisher: I can't believe that just happened.
In the ring, Mint and Ness shake hands, the fans finally forgetting not to boo Mint, and letting loose with full gusto, in part, the pent up energy from the non-match by El Froggy, in part, the anger at seeing Daniel Ness holding the belt again riles up the Fallout Fanatics, and they break the long standing "Don't Throw Stuff" rule, tossing various trash objects into the ring. Interestingly enough, it's not security or the Corporate Club that saves the day, but rather, a familiar theme. "Mongolian Wolf Star" plays over the PA, as Wolf walks out the entranceway, microphone in hand.
Wolf: Shut up! And sit down!
The audience immediately does so.
Wolf: Look, I about had it up to here with you, Ness! You and I have a history that goes way back here on Fallout, and I couldn't stand you before, but now, you went too far! See, that last abortion of a non match you just had proved something to me, it showed that something needed to be done, and I did it! Right here in my hand, I hold the contract to your next title match!
Daniel Ness grabs a microphone in the ring, yelling back to his old rival.
Ness: Who appointed you chief booker, you muscle-bound moron?
Wolf: You want to know? I have the support of the entire locker room area in the back. Up to now, they were stuck between the Corporate Club, and the Senatorial Stable, and I felt it was time someone took charge back there, the boys agreed, and here I am. First, though, I went to Biff's office earlier on tonight, and I got him to sign a little document here. I knew you'd pull this off, Ness, I can read you like a book. You showed that when you didn't kill Mint after he beat you last week, and Biff gave you this match. So, I got Biff to sign this little contract...
Ness: What, I have to face you next week? Big deal.
Wolf: No! You have to face the one man I know can defeat you! Dangerous Nicholas Alger!
Ness: What? I already...
Wolf: Yeah, you already fought him, and he beat you in a minute flat! Have fun with that little pansy belt, since you'll not have it long!
Fade Out
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Mar 8, 2007 7:38:19 GMT -5
Segment: Soon (Credit: Yoko)
Narrator: You, the fans, made Endsong the success it was!
A flaming bird is shown burning out of nothing, and growing stronger.
Narrator: Soon, you’ll have that chance again!
The bird begins flying through space, gaining speed.
Narrator: The passion of the fans burns with great intensity, and it’s on its way for a…
The flaming bird smashes into a large, red planet. Both explode instantly.
Narrator: Collision Course! Will the passion survive? Stay tuned to Fallout for further details, Collision Course is on its way!
End Segment.
End Show.
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Post by Jack Jefferson on Mar 8, 2007 8:09:41 GMT -5
Great show, Fallout is going from strength to strength.
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Post by xs3 on Mar 8, 2007 8:31:05 GMT -5
Great show, peeps.
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Post by rosslambert on Mar 8, 2007 11:29:21 GMT -5
OMG TEH HEETMAHN REETURN!! OMGWTFHAX!
Great show.
Somehow Hitman, I'll kick your ass for getting me squashed as Danny Mainer. xD Hey if nobody can read this I can make total lies and nobody will care! The Senator is corrupt xD? Jake is... a tractor driver? I'm totally 1337! Wait that's not a lie! Oh crap... what if somebody quotes me? Then I'll be in chicken fried shit! Aww crap, please don't quote me people. >_>
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Post by Jack Jefferson on Mar 8, 2007 11:37:49 GMT -5
OMG TEH HEETMAHN REETURN!! OMGWTFHAX! Great show. Somehow Hitman, I'll kick your ass for getting me squashed as Danny Mainer. xD Hey if nobody can read this I can make total lies and nobody will care! The Senator is corrupt xD? Jake is... a tractor driver? I'm totally 1337! Wait that's not a lie! Oh crap... what if somebody quotes me? Then I'll be in chicken fried shit! Aww crap, please don't quote me people. >_> This is what you get for putting black on grey  |
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Post by chengling on Mar 8, 2007 12:52:14 GMT -5
I was disappointed with the lack of EFM. I was trying to hype him, too.
I like Lambo's segments, I'm a mark for espionage and intrigue.
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Post by The Senator on Mar 8, 2007 12:58:12 GMT -5
Heh, and you thought I gave away the results of the main event in the writing topic:)
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Post by chengling on Mar 8, 2007 13:00:08 GMT -5
I didn't know you were about to obey kayfabe in a match writing topic...
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Post by Dalton on Mar 8, 2007 13:13:41 GMT -5
Good show ya'll.
Could I get someone to go into my segment and add the end coding for my Center code? <_<
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Post by jonnyomega on Mar 8, 2007 18:37:44 GMT -5
Great Show everyone,
What did people think of my match, I tried something a bit new and was wanting feedback
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Post by hunter on Mar 8, 2007 19:08:18 GMT -5
Interesting little show, all. Keep it up.  |
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