Post by Yoko Satoshi on Nov 8, 2006 10:13:05 GMT -5
Match #6: Sgt. Pilko, Sylvain "Pay Day" Mint, and "Demolisher" Hugh Daniels vs. Amo the Great, "Force of Nature" Danny Richards, and Edgemaster
(Credit: Senator)
As the show comes back the two teams in the main event are seen in the ring, the Forces of Greatness and Edgemaster talking strategy in one corner, while Sgt. Pilko, Sylvain Mint, and Demolisher Daniels warm up in the other corner.
R.J. Fisher: Well, here we are with one heck of an interesting six man tag in the main event for tonight! The Forces of Greatness wanted another match here, and they got one! Edgemaster from the Dwight Gym got the call up to team with them, as part of a program, Biff Taylor and Tim Dwight have wanted to team Gym members on Fallout programs with and against established veterans more, to further their development. Now, Dean, I heard something about you and a six man tag match earlier this week...
Dean Bardo: Fisher, that's got nothing to do with this broadcast.
Fisher: I heard that you even went hardcore, suplexing someone through an announcers table! Thought you didn't like that sort of stuff...
Bardo: Anyway, the team of the Forces and Edgemaster do not have as much experience working together, but there's no denying the overwhelming power of the Forces. Amo the Great can drop anyone with his punches, and Danny Richards is a physical powerhouse in the ring. The Corporate Club has perhaps their three strongest tag wrestlers out there, Pilko's held tag gold before, Mint's the grizzled veteran of the crew, and Daniels specializes in tag wrestling more than anyone else in the Club.
Soon, the bell rings, Daniels and Richards starting out for their respective teams. Daniels starts out immediatly with a call for the ever popular test of strength, with the muscle bound Richards gleefully complying. The Demolisher quickly is forced down to his knees, but a headbutt to the solar plexus, and a follow up kick to the face give him the early advantage, to the displeasure of the Fallout Fanatics in attendance, who heartily voice their displeasure at the underhanded tactics. Daniels runs off the ropes as Richards gets up, coming back off the opposite ropes with a shoulderblock, that unfortunatly backfires, sending the tag specialist landing on his backside.
The Force of Nature flexes over Daniels, who gets up, runs back off the ropes again, and once again, only knocks himself off his feet. Richards shakes his head, walking over to his corner, tagging in Edgemaster. The recent Dwight Gym arrival is fired up as he enters the ring, hording his larger opponent into a neutral corner, delivering a series of knife edge chops, before setting him on the top turnbuckle, climbing back up, going for his avalanche ace crusher...but is simply shoved off. Daniels sees that his opponent is in a perfect position, and thus, turns around on the top rope, diving off with a moonsault press for the pin...
...1
...2
...Amo the Great breaks up the pin with a running boot! Sgt. Pilko and Sylvain Mint both hit the ring upon seeing their opponent break up the pin, and rain down clubbing strikes and punches on Amo.
Bardo: Edgemaster succumbed to the usual rookie "ring fever," going for his strongest move far before his opponent was ready for it, and paid the price, not only for himself, but also for his team, as Amo the Great was forced to make the save, and now is having to fight off two men simply to return to his corner.
Referee Jacob Jones has one heck of a handful getting the Corporate Club out of the ring, and as Danny Richards re-enters, his task is made that much more difficult, and he decides to let the two sides sort things out for the time being. As they brawl, the three Corporate members slowly lose out, largely due to the superior power of the Forces, and are successively sent slumping against the ropes. With all three opponents leaning against the ropes, Amo motions to both Richards and Edgemaster, the three back against the opposite ropes, running forward, and knocking their respective opponents out of the ring with a triple lariat attack. The FoG give each other a high five, but Edgemaster’s not done yet, as he motions to the outside, calling for a triple suicide dive. Amo and Richards shrug their shoulders, nod their heads, and all three time a run off the ropes again, Edgemaster flying through the ropes with a tope suicida on Sgt. Pilko, while the FoG, instead of diving over, stop, and step through the ropes, hopping off the apron with a stereo axehandle smash on Daniels and Mint.
Fisher: We’re not going to see those two flying over the top rope!
Bardo: No, while Richards could be agile enough to fly through or over the ropes on rare occasion, and Amo might once have had the ability to do so, it would serve both better to simply take a simple jump from the apron, allowing them to exert the necessary force to inflict damage on their opponents, without taking un-necessary effort and risk in the process of attacking. It's a simple risk-benefit calculation, one that...
Fisher: For heaven's sake, Dean, we're calling a wrestling match for wrestling fans, not reading a paper about economic theories to a crowd of academics!
The brawling on the outside continues, with Hugh Daniels getting the best of Edgemaster, going for a Demolisher Spike, until Danny Richards catches him with a running back brain lariat, sending the two crashing against the guardrail. Meanwhile, Amo and Pilko exchange blows, just as Amo gets an advantage, "Pay Day" Mint comes from behind, pulling Amo's hair, and violently slamming him back onto the thin padding on the floor. Finally, things sort out, as Daniels and Richards return to the ring, the Demolisher making a quick tag on the way to Sylvain Mint, who strangely enough gets a bit of a face reaction upon entering.
Mint(yelling): Shuddup, I make more than all of you combined! I’m only in it for the money!
Crowd: Pay Day! Pay Day! Pay Day!
Danny Richards seems amused by Mint’s frustration, and is waiting when he turns around, lifting his opponent up into a military press, stalling for a moment, and the drops him into an Ace Crusher, completing the Kilimanjaro Crusher! Richards doesn’t even have time to go for a pin, though, as Sgt. Pilko runs in, lifting him up into a fireman carry, hitting a gigantic X-5!
Fisher: It’s pandemonium in the ring!
Pilko shouts to the crowd, however, in doing so, he allows Amo the Great to sneak up behind him(not an easy task for the big man), tapping him on the shoulder. As Pilko turns around, he receives the first of many boxing style jabs…
Crowd: 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! Seven Punch!
The Seven Punch Series floors the former tag champ, at the same time, Demolisher Daniels rushes the ring, scooping Amo to hit his running Northern Lights Bomb, the Demolisher Spike! In keeping with the pace of the moment, though, Edgemaster storms the ring, hitting Daniels with his Over the Edge Final Cut!
Bardo: An improbable last man standing, really.
Edgemaster helps Richards to his feet, preparing to resume the actual match after the dust settles…but the two are taken off guard by Sylvain Mint, who hits both with a double low blow, backsliding Richards for the pin as Edgemaster falls to the mat…
…1
…2
…3!
Iris: Your winners, the Corrrrrrporate Clllllub!
As the Corporate Club celebrates in the ring, it's obvious that the show's not quite done yet, as the lights suddenly dim, and the big screen shows the image of a very hyped up Biff Taylor, standing at his desk...
Biff: You all might be interested to hear what just went down with ACW's Chairman and your own faithful Fallout boss. Well, the Biffmeister just came off the phone, and he's got some big news about what's happenin' now! See, ACW's guys want nothing more but to take a shot at us, and we know we got what it takes to show Asshole Championship Wrestling's dudes and dudettes a thing or two when it comes to fightin'! So, we finally just agreed that if we want to make money, why not have ourselves a little contest...or really, a series of contests. Yeah, that's right, we're taking this big bad feud to pay per view! Fallout vs. ACW will finally come to head in the ring, sometime before the end of this year! We're going to have one big crossover event...hell, I like that name...so, yep, Fallout and ACW will present Crossover sometime before the end of this year, with top Fallout wrestlers taking on ACW's choice employees in what promises to be the biggest, baddest event of all time in wrestling history! ACW, you better bring your best, since we've already smoked all the rest!
Fade Out
End of Show
(Credit: Senator)
As the show comes back the two teams in the main event are seen in the ring, the Forces of Greatness and Edgemaster talking strategy in one corner, while Sgt. Pilko, Sylvain Mint, and Demolisher Daniels warm up in the other corner.
R.J. Fisher: Well, here we are with one heck of an interesting six man tag in the main event for tonight! The Forces of Greatness wanted another match here, and they got one! Edgemaster from the Dwight Gym got the call up to team with them, as part of a program, Biff Taylor and Tim Dwight have wanted to team Gym members on Fallout programs with and against established veterans more, to further their development. Now, Dean, I heard something about you and a six man tag match earlier this week...
Dean Bardo: Fisher, that's got nothing to do with this broadcast.
Fisher: I heard that you even went hardcore, suplexing someone through an announcers table! Thought you didn't like that sort of stuff...
Bardo: Anyway, the team of the Forces and Edgemaster do not have as much experience working together, but there's no denying the overwhelming power of the Forces. Amo the Great can drop anyone with his punches, and Danny Richards is a physical powerhouse in the ring. The Corporate Club has perhaps their three strongest tag wrestlers out there, Pilko's held tag gold before, Mint's the grizzled veteran of the crew, and Daniels specializes in tag wrestling more than anyone else in the Club.
Soon, the bell rings, Daniels and Richards starting out for their respective teams. Daniels starts out immediatly with a call for the ever popular test of strength, with the muscle bound Richards gleefully complying. The Demolisher quickly is forced down to his knees, but a headbutt to the solar plexus, and a follow up kick to the face give him the early advantage, to the displeasure of the Fallout Fanatics in attendance, who heartily voice their displeasure at the underhanded tactics. Daniels runs off the ropes as Richards gets up, coming back off the opposite ropes with a shoulderblock, that unfortunatly backfires, sending the tag specialist landing on his backside.
The Force of Nature flexes over Daniels, who gets up, runs back off the ropes again, and once again, only knocks himself off his feet. Richards shakes his head, walking over to his corner, tagging in Edgemaster. The recent Dwight Gym arrival is fired up as he enters the ring, hording his larger opponent into a neutral corner, delivering a series of knife edge chops, before setting him on the top turnbuckle, climbing back up, going for his avalanche ace crusher...but is simply shoved off. Daniels sees that his opponent is in a perfect position, and thus, turns around on the top rope, diving off with a moonsault press for the pin...
...1
...2
...Amo the Great breaks up the pin with a running boot! Sgt. Pilko and Sylvain Mint both hit the ring upon seeing their opponent break up the pin, and rain down clubbing strikes and punches on Amo.
Bardo: Edgemaster succumbed to the usual rookie "ring fever," going for his strongest move far before his opponent was ready for it, and paid the price, not only for himself, but also for his team, as Amo the Great was forced to make the save, and now is having to fight off two men simply to return to his corner.
Referee Jacob Jones has one heck of a handful getting the Corporate Club out of the ring, and as Danny Richards re-enters, his task is made that much more difficult, and he decides to let the two sides sort things out for the time being. As they brawl, the three Corporate members slowly lose out, largely due to the superior power of the Forces, and are successively sent slumping against the ropes. With all three opponents leaning against the ropes, Amo motions to both Richards and Edgemaster, the three back against the opposite ropes, running forward, and knocking their respective opponents out of the ring with a triple lariat attack. The FoG give each other a high five, but Edgemaster’s not done yet, as he motions to the outside, calling for a triple suicide dive. Amo and Richards shrug their shoulders, nod their heads, and all three time a run off the ropes again, Edgemaster flying through the ropes with a tope suicida on Sgt. Pilko, while the FoG, instead of diving over, stop, and step through the ropes, hopping off the apron with a stereo axehandle smash on Daniels and Mint.
Fisher: We’re not going to see those two flying over the top rope!
Bardo: No, while Richards could be agile enough to fly through or over the ropes on rare occasion, and Amo might once have had the ability to do so, it would serve both better to simply take a simple jump from the apron, allowing them to exert the necessary force to inflict damage on their opponents, without taking un-necessary effort and risk in the process of attacking. It's a simple risk-benefit calculation, one that...
Fisher: For heaven's sake, Dean, we're calling a wrestling match for wrestling fans, not reading a paper about economic theories to a crowd of academics!
The brawling on the outside continues, with Hugh Daniels getting the best of Edgemaster, going for a Demolisher Spike, until Danny Richards catches him with a running back brain lariat, sending the two crashing against the guardrail. Meanwhile, Amo and Pilko exchange blows, just as Amo gets an advantage, "Pay Day" Mint comes from behind, pulling Amo's hair, and violently slamming him back onto the thin padding on the floor. Finally, things sort out, as Daniels and Richards return to the ring, the Demolisher making a quick tag on the way to Sylvain Mint, who strangely enough gets a bit of a face reaction upon entering.
Mint(yelling): Shuddup, I make more than all of you combined! I’m only in it for the money!
Crowd: Pay Day! Pay Day! Pay Day!
Danny Richards seems amused by Mint’s frustration, and is waiting when he turns around, lifting his opponent up into a military press, stalling for a moment, and the drops him into an Ace Crusher, completing the Kilimanjaro Crusher! Richards doesn’t even have time to go for a pin, though, as Sgt. Pilko runs in, lifting him up into a fireman carry, hitting a gigantic X-5!
Fisher: It’s pandemonium in the ring!
Pilko shouts to the crowd, however, in doing so, he allows Amo the Great to sneak up behind him(not an easy task for the big man), tapping him on the shoulder. As Pilko turns around, he receives the first of many boxing style jabs…
Crowd: 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! Seven Punch!
The Seven Punch Series floors the former tag champ, at the same time, Demolisher Daniels rushes the ring, scooping Amo to hit his running Northern Lights Bomb, the Demolisher Spike! In keeping with the pace of the moment, though, Edgemaster storms the ring, hitting Daniels with his Over the Edge Final Cut!
Bardo: An improbable last man standing, really.
Edgemaster helps Richards to his feet, preparing to resume the actual match after the dust settles…but the two are taken off guard by Sylvain Mint, who hits both with a double low blow, backsliding Richards for the pin as Edgemaster falls to the mat…
…1
…2
…3!
Iris: Your winners, the Corrrrrrporate Clllllub!
As the Corporate Club celebrates in the ring, it's obvious that the show's not quite done yet, as the lights suddenly dim, and the big screen shows the image of a very hyped up Biff Taylor, standing at his desk...
Biff: You all might be interested to hear what just went down with ACW's Chairman and your own faithful Fallout boss. Well, the Biffmeister just came off the phone, and he's got some big news about what's happenin' now! See, ACW's guys want nothing more but to take a shot at us, and we know we got what it takes to show Asshole Championship Wrestling's dudes and dudettes a thing or two when it comes to fightin'! So, we finally just agreed that if we want to make money, why not have ourselves a little contest...or really, a series of contests. Yeah, that's right, we're taking this big bad feud to pay per view! Fallout vs. ACW will finally come to head in the ring, sometime before the end of this year! We're going to have one big crossover event...hell, I like that name...so, yep, Fallout and ACW will present Crossover sometime before the end of this year, with top Fallout wrestlers taking on ACW's choice employees in what promises to be the biggest, baddest event of all time in wrestling history! ACW, you better bring your best, since we've already smoked all the rest!
Fade Out
End of Show