Post by Yoko Satoshi on Oct 15, 2006 9:48:32 GMT -5
Segment: Fitsy Gets a Match
(Credit: Senator)
As the show returns, Kevin Fitsharris(in his lumberjack outfit), and Dr. Trace Gibson are seen in a conference room with Biff Taylor. Two areas of the room are cordoned off with curtains, and Iris Yoon sits in a chair in-between the curtains.
Fitsharris: So, then, I demand that you give us a match at Endsong!
Biff: You really want a match?
Fitsharris: Yes, I do!
Gibson: We didn’t exactly come here to twiddle our thumbs…although that doesn’t sound all that bad, either…
Fitsharris: I’m sick of you jerking me around, and on that subject, why the heck are we meeting here?
Biff: Thought you’d never ask! See, I’m going to give you two a match, not at Endsong, but over in the Dwight Gym, tonight! No space on the card there, and I wanted to end tonight with a bang.
Fitsharris: And who do we get to face?
Biff: And once again, you asked the right question. See, here behind these two curtains, we have…
Gibson: Haven’t I seen this somewhere before? And why must wrestling shows take cues from game shows? I’m a wrestler, not a…
Biff: Hush, you. Anyway, you get to choose curtain number one or curtain number two, if you don’t like your choice, you can choose the other one, but you’re stuck with the second choice if you decide to pick it!
Gibson: Can we just play “Spin the Wheel, Make a Deal,” instead?
Biff: No! Now, choose!
Fitsharris: I choose number…two.
Biff: Ok, Iris, draw the curtain…and you chose the team of the X-Treme Kid, and Franchi$e!
XTK: Suck it!
Franchi$e: fo shizzle mi nizzle!!1
Fitsharris: You gotta be kidding me! No way in hell I’m facing two jokes like that!
Gibson: So sayth the man in the lumberjack gear…
Fitsharris: I want the other one!
Gibson: Now, now, can’t we just take the jobbers on? Pretty please?
Fitsharris: We want the other team!
Gibson: I highly recommend…
Fitsharris: Now, open the other curtain!
Biff: Ok, so the other team, and the one that you’re facing…they’re another team that’s been wanting a match around here…Iris, without further ado, behind curtain number one…Amo the Great and “Force of Nature” Danny Richards!
Gibson(poking Fitsharris in the ribs, and murmuring): I hate to gloat in this situation, but I told you we should have picked the kids…
Amo: Biff, I may have wanted to take you down more than about anything here, but now, a new threat’s taken priority, at least, Danny here convinced me that we should take your side over that *other* company’s side.
Richards: Damn straight. ACW screwed me over even worse than you did, and at least I can respectfully hate you, Taylor! Don’t think we’re through with you, but we’d rather side with you against Asshole Championship Wrestling than sit things out forever.
Biff: And a wise choice that was. Now, all of you, get your gear on, and get ready, since we got a match to start soon!
Fade Out
(Credit: Senator)
As the show returns, Kevin Fitsharris(in his lumberjack outfit), and Dr. Trace Gibson are seen in a conference room with Biff Taylor. Two areas of the room are cordoned off with curtains, and Iris Yoon sits in a chair in-between the curtains.
Fitsharris: So, then, I demand that you give us a match at Endsong!
Biff: You really want a match?
Fitsharris: Yes, I do!
Gibson: We didn’t exactly come here to twiddle our thumbs…although that doesn’t sound all that bad, either…
Fitsharris: I’m sick of you jerking me around, and on that subject, why the heck are we meeting here?
Biff: Thought you’d never ask! See, I’m going to give you two a match, not at Endsong, but over in the Dwight Gym, tonight! No space on the card there, and I wanted to end tonight with a bang.
Fitsharris: And who do we get to face?
Biff: And once again, you asked the right question. See, here behind these two curtains, we have…
Gibson: Haven’t I seen this somewhere before? And why must wrestling shows take cues from game shows? I’m a wrestler, not a…
Biff: Hush, you. Anyway, you get to choose curtain number one or curtain number two, if you don’t like your choice, you can choose the other one, but you’re stuck with the second choice if you decide to pick it!
Gibson: Can we just play “Spin the Wheel, Make a Deal,” instead?
Biff: No! Now, choose!
Fitsharris: I choose number…two.
Biff: Ok, Iris, draw the curtain…and you chose the team of the X-Treme Kid, and Franchi$e!
XTK: Suck it!
Franchi$e: fo shizzle mi nizzle!!1
Fitsharris: You gotta be kidding me! No way in hell I’m facing two jokes like that!
Gibson: So sayth the man in the lumberjack gear…
Fitsharris: I want the other one!
Gibson: Now, now, can’t we just take the jobbers on? Pretty please?
Fitsharris: We want the other team!
Gibson: I highly recommend…
Fitsharris: Now, open the other curtain!
Biff: Ok, so the other team, and the one that you’re facing…they’re another team that’s been wanting a match around here…Iris, without further ado, behind curtain number one…Amo the Great and “Force of Nature” Danny Richards!
Gibson(poking Fitsharris in the ribs, and murmuring): I hate to gloat in this situation, but I told you we should have picked the kids…
Amo: Biff, I may have wanted to take you down more than about anything here, but now, a new threat’s taken priority, at least, Danny here convinced me that we should take your side over that *other* company’s side.
Richards: Damn straight. ACW screwed me over even worse than you did, and at least I can respectfully hate you, Taylor! Don’t think we’re through with you, but we’d rather side with you against Asshole Championship Wrestling than sit things out forever.
Biff: And a wise choice that was. Now, all of you, get your gear on, and get ready, since we got a match to start soon!
Fade Out