Post by Shawn on Sept 24, 2006 2:41:01 GMT -5
Segment: United We Stand, Divided, We Fallout
(Credit: Senator)
Ha, you thought it was over! Well, it’s not! Instead, a startling scene awaits the viewers who didn’t change the channel after the main event ended. Flanked by a large amount of security, in a large conference room, are Daniel Ness, Stan H. Johnston, Anthony Kalb, Wolf, and Skurai all lined up in row, facing Biff Taylor, as he walks in the room.
Wolf: What’s the deal! I don’t appreciate being locked in this room with the likes of…those guys.
Wolf motions to Kalb and Ness with a gesture of contempt.
Biff: Calm down there, guys! This is important, real important, so much so that I pulled all the security from the Gym in the main event to get you all here. Look, I know we have our differences here on Fallout, and I love it! But, you all know, politics and conflict end at water’s end.
Kalb: Suuuuure they do…
Biff: Shut it! Anyway, you all are the faces of Fallout. Anthony Kalb, three time former ACW Junior Champion, former Fallout Tag Champion, and former member of the Senatorial Stable. Wolf, a damn near invincible monster in the ring, with charisma to spare. The unbeaten master of the Lariat, Stan H. Johnston. The Openweight Champion, and a certain ACW Hall of Famer, Skurai. And last, and best, my main man, the Ace of the Corporate Club, Danny Boy himself, Daniel Ness!
Ness: Shove it, Biffer.
Biff: Never, ever, call me that again! As I was saying, I need you all to see eye to eye when you’re away from Fallout. You might be archrivals, but that is no excuse, as everyone here is going to count on you to deliver. See, Chairman Gingerdude now thinks that he can start a fight with me, and just because it didn’t turn out so well for his poor dudes, he wants to back off, and let things be. Well, you know the ol’ Biffmeister, I can’t let that stand! If I did, he’d just disrespect us again, and again, and we’d look weak! Not gonna happen! But if it's not gonna happen, I need to have the entire locker room behind me, not just the Corporate Club, and you represent a pretty nice cross secton of that group, or somethin' like that. So, I want to know this, if you all feel that you can put differences aside when you’re not here, and work to the greater goal of making Ginger look like a total ass, I want everyone to shake, and I’ll discuss my plans…
Johnston: Not only will I shake to that, pardner, but I’ll buy y’all a round of drinks, too!
Kalb: Let’s not go that far. I’ll work with this, though, since it’s in my best interests.
Wolf: Biff, I hate you, but you’re better than the guys across the street, I’m in.
Skurai merely walks forward, nodding his head.
Ness: Biff, I’m with you one hundred percent, even if I have to work with these inferiors. They might not be at my lev…
Wolf: Shut up!
Ness does so, and the group all shakes hands, before sitting down to listen to Biff’s master plans…but that’s not something that the rest of us are privelaged to see, so in that case, it’s time for the show to come to a close. Be sure to catch Fallout here next week, same place, probably not the same time, but who cares about that, it’s Fallout, the fastest hour on television!
Fade Out
End Show
(Credit: Senator)
Ha, you thought it was over! Well, it’s not! Instead, a startling scene awaits the viewers who didn’t change the channel after the main event ended. Flanked by a large amount of security, in a large conference room, are Daniel Ness, Stan H. Johnston, Anthony Kalb, Wolf, and Skurai all lined up in row, facing Biff Taylor, as he walks in the room.
Wolf: What’s the deal! I don’t appreciate being locked in this room with the likes of…those guys.
Wolf motions to Kalb and Ness with a gesture of contempt.
Biff: Calm down there, guys! This is important, real important, so much so that I pulled all the security from the Gym in the main event to get you all here. Look, I know we have our differences here on Fallout, and I love it! But, you all know, politics and conflict end at water’s end.
Kalb: Suuuuure they do…
Biff: Shut it! Anyway, you all are the faces of Fallout. Anthony Kalb, three time former ACW Junior Champion, former Fallout Tag Champion, and former member of the Senatorial Stable. Wolf, a damn near invincible monster in the ring, with charisma to spare. The unbeaten master of the Lariat, Stan H. Johnston. The Openweight Champion, and a certain ACW Hall of Famer, Skurai. And last, and best, my main man, the Ace of the Corporate Club, Danny Boy himself, Daniel Ness!
Ness: Shove it, Biffer.
Biff: Never, ever, call me that again! As I was saying, I need you all to see eye to eye when you’re away from Fallout. You might be archrivals, but that is no excuse, as everyone here is going to count on you to deliver. See, Chairman Gingerdude now thinks that he can start a fight with me, and just because it didn’t turn out so well for his poor dudes, he wants to back off, and let things be. Well, you know the ol’ Biffmeister, I can’t let that stand! If I did, he’d just disrespect us again, and again, and we’d look weak! Not gonna happen! But if it's not gonna happen, I need to have the entire locker room behind me, not just the Corporate Club, and you represent a pretty nice cross secton of that group, or somethin' like that. So, I want to know this, if you all feel that you can put differences aside when you’re not here, and work to the greater goal of making Ginger look like a total ass, I want everyone to shake, and I’ll discuss my plans…
Johnston: Not only will I shake to that, pardner, but I’ll buy y’all a round of drinks, too!
Kalb: Let’s not go that far. I’ll work with this, though, since it’s in my best interests.
Wolf: Biff, I hate you, but you’re better than the guys across the street, I’m in.
Skurai merely walks forward, nodding his head.
Ness: Biff, I’m with you one hundred percent, even if I have to work with these inferiors. They might not be at my lev…
Wolf: Shut up!
Ness does so, and the group all shakes hands, before sitting down to listen to Biff’s master plans…but that’s not something that the rest of us are privelaged to see, so in that case, it’s time for the show to come to a close. Be sure to catch Fallout here next week, same place, probably not the same time, but who cares about that, it’s Fallout, the fastest hour on television!
Fade Out
End Show