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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 30, 2006 6:50:59 GMT -5
#4 Daniel Ness Trial Series Daniel Ness vs. Will Anger (Credit: Latino, Senator with Commentary)
Iris: Ladies and Gentlemen this match is number four in Daniel Ness’ Trial Series! Introducing first the challenger…..Will Anger!!!
The fans give out a nice pop for Anger as he is already in the ring. His theme plays in the background as Iris continues on with his credentials.
R.J. Fisher: Will Anger, despite his freelance affiliation, has become a regular around here due to his connections, he's impressed management to bring him back here tonight...
Dean Bardo: To be the next victim on the list of Daniel Ness, who Biff Taylor is grooming to be the next Openweight Champion, with this trial series.
Fisher: Anger's no pushover, though!
Bardo: Never said he was, Anger's got a rare mix of power and agility, but it's clear here that he will not have an easy match tonight.
Anger climbs up on one of the turnbuckles near him and raises both arms, garnering another response from the crowd. He then jumps down and turns towards the entrance as his opponent is announced.
Iris: And his opponent…from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA….weighing in at 225 lbs and standing at 5’11”…he is Daniel Ness!!!
” Survival of the Sickest" by Saliva begins to play as all the fans direct their attention towards the entrance. Ness emerges through the curtains with a smile on his face. His arms are spread out as the fans let out a loud amount of boos.
Fisher: Love him or hate him, you have to respect Daniel Ness!
Bardo: Yes, Ness might not win over many fans with his arrogant attitude, his association with upper management, or his vicious post match beatdowns, but his skill is undeniable. Thing is, he could probably still win his matches without the viciousness, or the Corporate Club membership.
Savoring in all the attention, Ness walks down to the ring ignoring the fans for the most part. He stares down his opponent and quickly walks up the steps.
* The Bell Rings *
As the bell echoes all over the arena, Anger does not wait a second. He lunges at Ness as the two men lock up in a grapple. The fans are now starting a chant for Anger as he gains the upperhand in the tug-of-war. He then grabs him by the arm and whips him into the ropes. Ness bounces off and continues to run. Anger leapfrogs over him and quickly turns around as Ness bounces off the ropes in front of him once again. As Daniel runs towards his opponent, Anger grabs him by the arms and proceeds to Monkey Flip halfway across the ring. Ness slams into the mat and nearly tumbles into the ropes.
Fisher: That took Daniel Ness by surprise!
Bardo: Will Anger is no pushover, as I said before. He has all the tools to win, and plenty of experience, to boot.
Behind him, Anger kicks back up to his feet as the fans are cheering for him. He raises his arms and yells out to the crowd. He turns around and notices Ness is getting back up. Daniel charges at him with a lariat but Anger ducks and grabs his head as he passes by. He holds it briefly and then nails him with a Rude Awakening. Ness pops up from the impact and then lands on his stomach. Anger rolls over and goes for a quick cover as the Referee makes the count. . . . ONE! . . . TWO! . . Ness kicks out before the three count can be made. The fans all let up a loud amount of groans and despair. Anger gets back up and quickly dropkicks Ness in the face. Will rolls backwards and then runs towards the turnbuckle. He quickly takes one look behind him and then leaps off with a beautiful moonsault that does not connect. Ness is well out of the way while Anger was in mid-air and he grabs onto the ropes as he looks down at his opponent with a smile. He then rushes over and starts stomping over and over again on Anger’s face.
Fisher: Make him stop! That's not necessary!
Ness then grabs him and whips him into the ropes. Anger bounces off and Ness picks him with relative ease as the adrenaline rushes through his veins. Will is held up for a few seconds and then slammed back down to earth with the Backdrop Suplex. Ness doesn’t let up now that he’s gaining some control. He keeps a firm hold of his opponent and forces him back up onto his feet. He looks around to all the fans and then viciously gives Anger the Dragon Backbreaker. Anger yells out in immense pain as he’s pushed down into the mat. Daniel now stands up and raises his arms to the fans. They yell out in response while others throw random pieces of trash in the ring.
Fisher: If they don't stop that, I think the old "No Throwing Rule" might put the show to a premature end, at least, as far as the present audience goes!
Below him, Anger is staggering to his feet and Daniel quickly takes note. He knees him in the face and then puts him in position of an inverted DDT. Without much of a warning, Ness pulls of the Sheer FinNESS and then hooks the leg for the cover. . . . ONE! . . . TWO! . . . THREE!
Iris: Here is your winner….Daniel…Ness!!!
Bardo: Ness is just too good.
Fisher: I know Biff agrees with you there, one can only wonder how soon that Ness will face Skurai!
Meanwhile, Ness throws a chair into the squared circle, re-entering the ring and unfolding the chair, before picking Anger back up off the mat.
Fisher: No! Not this!
Daniel Ness places Anger back into the rear facelock, over the chair...and drops his opponent with a huge Ultra FinNESS inverted guillotine crusher into the chair, placing a huge dent into the steel object, and knocking Anger clean out. Officials rush out to the ring, clearing Ness out of the way, and checking on Anger as the camera fades out.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 30, 2006 6:51:21 GMT -5
Segment: In With the New, and Change for the Old (Credit: Senator)
As the show returns, Craig Lewis, Biff Taylor, and Tony Givens are all seen in Biff's office, alongside a very powerfuly built woman with long black hair.
Givens: So, you're Tonya "Tigress" Montana? I've seen several of your matches on DVD, and I must say that I was impressed with your athleticism.
Biff: Yah, Tony here was so impressed that he decided that we should give you a match here tonight, for our new title!
Tonya: Sounds good to me.
Craig: I dunno, who wants to see an Amazon with the title, it could be bad for business...
Tonya: What'd you say, you little ginger haired kid?
Biff: Now, calm down, there, no need for any of that here!
Tony: Shut your mouth, Craig, you're hardly on anyone's good side here, after what your guy, Ginger did last week.
Craig: Not my fault that Mr. Ginger got ticked at Biff's ads.
Biff: Alright, Craig, go get the rest of the people out in the hallway, and see Tonya out, but not without an apology!
Craig: Fine, fine, whatever...
Lewis walks the larger woman out of the room, and seems to give a lame, and ignored apology on the way out, before letting in a motley crew of Kevin Fitsharris, alongside an averagely built person in a doctor's coat, and a striking redheaded woman who's wearing nothing but a swimsuit.
Biff: Ah, so you're all here! Miss, what was it? Jones?
Craig: Wow! Very impressive!
Miss Jones: Yeah, Mindy Jones's the name, and wrestling's my game, as you saw on my tapes!
Givens: You the one who came from that backyard fed?
Jones: Yeah...but...
Biff: No problem there, I saw a ton of potential there, you have any actual training?
Jones: Yeah, I knew several semi-pro folks who kinda trained me.
Biff: Well, we have an opening here...Mindy, huh?
Jones: Mindy Jones.
Biff: You mind changing your name?
Jones: I'll do anything to get hired here!
Biff: Alright, stick around here, and I'll give you some directions later...now, you, Dr. Trace Gibson?
Gibson: Yes.
Biff: You wanted to wrestle here? No training?
Gibson: I did compete in some local free for all tournaments, and have never lost a bar fight, ever. In fact, sir, I have provided care for some of the individuals whom I injured....
Biff: Really, you're only about, what five ten and a buck seventy, I find it hard to believe a guy like you could do much...
Gibson: But with a finely honed knowledge of anatomy, quick reflexes, and proper physical care, one can do much.
Biff: Doc, what made you go away from your old job?
Gibson: Simple, medical malpractice suits have been too much for the entire industry to shoulder. It raised my insurance fees to an unprecidented level, to the point where it became unprofitable to continue pursuing the field as a general practicioner. I heard of the "fugitive" Sam Shepard, and how he went into wrestling after he couldn't practice medicine anymore, and I thought that it wouldn't be such a bad thing for me to try, after I tested myself in a lot of fights.
Biff: Say no more, doc! You're perfect! You, and Mindy there, so long as you get along with Kevin over there, should fit in great! A wrestling doc! Perfect!
Fitsharris: So, why the hell am I here? Are you giving me that masked gimmick again? Please say no...
Biff: Glad you asked, since I was about to explain, I want you to lead a new group here! See, wrestling is too stale. We have to walk the line between being stupidly ridiculous, and being deadly serious. Neither's a good way to bring in the masses. Right now, I think we're too much on the serious side. I love Daniel Ness and the rest of my Club like brothers, but sometimes, they just seem like sticks in the mud, traditionalists. You, now you can provide another aspect to the procedings here...
Fitsharris: Not another gimmick...
Biff: Well, for you, see, I had a potential sponsor approach me, and they said they wanted their product integrated better on our shows. Now, I thought for a while, and maybe too much, since I nearly ran off the road on my bike...anyway, do you like whiskey?
Fitsharris: Yeah, man, of course I do! Don't drink as much as I did back in the frat days, but I still enjoy kickin back and...
Biff: Very well then, next week, show up here, and I'll get you your new name and gimmick here...you'll love it! You'll be part of a new elite group of entertainers with the Doc, and Mindy. I'm making you the team captain, of the...hmm, think I'll call you all the...
Suddenly, Gooner springs in through the doorway, clearly in a panic.
Gooner: You have to help! Some big guy wearing all black just chased me down the hallway with fire!
Biff: Oh man, this can't get better! Gooner, you're now an official member of the, the, Crazy Crew, yeah!
Gooner: What?
Biff: Yeah, you're now officially a member of the most colorful group in pro wrestling, led there by Kevin Fitsharris!
Fitsharris: No! No! No! Why....why me?
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 30, 2006 6:51:40 GMT -5
Segment: Buildup! (Credit: Rose)
Our scene opens just outside of Jessie Hall’s locker room. She’s dressed in her tights and looks like she’s very prepared for the match tonight. She’s been pretty impressive in Fallout thus far, and only narrowly lost to Selina Taylor a few weeks ago. Many of the Fallout fans feel that she’s certainly capable of becoming the first women’s champion here to night. Rich Marlowe stands to her left, and shoots her an inquisitive glance. He’s one of the best backstage interviewers in the business, so he wastes little time in asking her a few questions
Marlowe: Jessie, all the Fallout fans are wondering… How do you feel about your match here tonight?
Jessie: How do I feel? How do I feel?! How do you think I feel? I’m so excited that I can barely even think straight. Today is probably the single most exciting night of my entire career! I think I have a shot at becoming Fallout’s first women’s champion. Win or lose, this is going to be a night that I’m not going to ever forget.
Jessie words resonate with the Fallout audience. They come off as very sincere, and very classy. Marlowe is impressed too, but he doesn’t show it. He maintains his professionalism and asks his next question.
Marlowe: On to my next question… Who do you think will offer you the biggest challenge in this match?
Jessie: Violet Cyrilla, no doubt. No offense to the other girls, but every time I see here knock somebody out…it makes me a little queasy. She’s tough, and I think that’s going to be her biggest advantage in this match.
Marlowe: Do you think you can beat her?
Jessie takes a second to think it through. It’s a question that she wants to give an honest answer to, and to do that…she’s going to have to be honest with herself.
Jessie: I think…I have a chance.
Marlowe: Fair enough. Anybody else you’re particularly worried about?
This question is a little harder. A person quickly comes to Jessie’s mind, but she’s having a lot of trouble deciding whether or not she wants to make an enemy out of her. Finally, after giving it a decent amount of thought, Jessie throws caution to the wind and answers the question truthfully.
Jessie: Adrienne Frost. I think she’s forgotten more submission holds then I’ve ever used in my entire career. Not to mention that she’s…well…she’s a real bitch. Oh bullocks… Please excuse my language, I’m sorry. It’s just that she thinks that she’s able to do anything she bloody wants to. It’s not right. Somebody needs to teach her a lesson.
Marlowe: Will you be the one to do that?
Jessie says her next lines with a lot of conviction.
Jessie: If I get the chance…
Marlowe: Well, good luck in the ring tonight. Do you have anything to say to all your fans before we go?
Jessie: Yes, I do. I just want to thank you all so much for all the support you’ve given me since I debuted on Fallout. I promise you that I’ll never forget all that you’ve done for me. I’ll try my best to win the title tonight...and if I win…I’ll be a champion that all of you can be proud of!
A lot of times…speeches like the one Jessie just said come off as rehearsed, or fake. However, it comes across as very genuine. It seems as if Jessie is very respectful of the Fallout fans, as she should be. It’s a rare thing to see a wrestler so grateful these days.
Marlowe: Alright then… I’m Rich Marlowe, reporting in for Fallout. Now I’ll send you back to ringside for our next match.
The scene fades
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 30, 2006 6:52:05 GMT -5
Segment: OMG COLORS AND THINGS (Credit: Santiago) The scene opens up in the Fallout gymnasium. The crowd is pumped up, loving the events already taken place tonight in the greatest and fastest hour on television as we all know it. Suddenly “Citizen Erased’ by Muse blares on the P.A. system as the entire crowd quickly glance towards the entrance way, confused as they’ve never heard this music before.
Dean: What’s this here?
R.J: ….I’m…I’m not sure there Deany. This entrance music is not very common around these parts.
Dean: Wait…it looks like we got a camera focused on the entrance way and the curtain is slightly moving, so here we go I guess. Let’s find out who this new guy is.
“Heh heh heh” is over the sound system, most likely coming from a Mic from the man about to come out. “Hey there Fallout….did you miss me?”
Suddenly, a man bursts out from behind the curtain and it takes a moment for everybody to take a good look at the tall man on the stage. [/color] Suddenly, the crowd burst into cheers and pops this man, but the announcers still don’t have a clear look on who it is. The man walks around on the stage with the microphone in one hand and one hand thrown into the air. [/i] R.J: Who…who is it? The crowd recognize him bu- He is interrupted by his fellow commentator. [/i] Dean: Oh my GAWD! I don’t believe what I’m seeing here! It can’t be! R.J: Who is - - ?: Hah hah hah! Okay, okay, settle down here folks. The crowd is still ecstatic, all standing on their feet clapping and applauding the man, who the camera doesn’t have quite a good look on. [/i] ? : Settle down! Settle! The crowd slowly try to contain their applause for the man so he can finally talk. [/i] ? : Ahem….Now for those of you who got dragged here by your boyfriends and are constantly nagging them right now saying “who is this guy?” while they’re trying to capture the moment, allow me to reintroduce myself. I hail from New York City, New York, I weight in at 268 pounds and stand at 6 feet 6 inches tall. I am a former ACW International and Tag Team Champion. I am……… THE ITALIAN STALLION! I AM The crowd can’t control themselves now as they begin to yell out again. [/i] ? : Now for those of you who got dragged here by your boyfriends and are constantly nagging them right now saying “who is this guy?” while they’re trying to capture the moment, I AM……….. He pauses for a moment for “dramatic effect” although just about everybody knows who it is ? (In unison with the crowd) : ANGELO GIOVANNI! The crowd erupts again, standing on their feet as Angelo begins to walk down to the ring with a smile on his face. [/i] R.J: Oh….wow! I had no clue! We haven’t seen The Italian Hitman is such a long time, I barely recognized him! Angelo slaps some hands on the way down before sliding underneath the bottom rope and into the ring. He gets up and slowly pulls the mic up to his lips again. Angelo: Ahem….first off I would like to just steal one of The Rock’s catch phrases here…..FINALLY! The Stallion has come back…….to FALLOUT! Cheap pop from the wound up crowd. Angelo then takes a deep breath Angelo: Pheww. Sorry everyone, I got the jitter bugs tonight! This…this is my first time back here, let alone any full arena in about a year. But hey, I have no withdrawals now because the Italian Hitman is here, and is here to stay! Crowd: Angelo! Angelo! Angelo! Angelo: Now first things first, I’m going to keep this as simple and and short as possible as this is the fastest hour on television, and I don’t want to be the one to ruin that! Next on the agenda, you may be wondering why I’m back. It’s simple, I am here to please each and every one of you fans! The crowd cheers, respecting the fact that Angelo cares about his fans and that he hasn’t lost his smile. [/i] Angelo: So before you all go jumping to conclusions, this return isn’t just for me to prove I still got what it takes in this business, this return is for all of you as well. I am here to please and entertain you with my wrestling ability. Now for all of you that think that I’m pretty rusty in the ring and on the mic, think again. I may not have stepped foot in a full arena for about a year, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t stepped into a wrestling ring. For the past 3 months, I’ve been training. Lifting more weights and shaking off my ring rust. I’ve gained a good 20 pounds of muscle and that only made me a better wrestler, and to show you all that not a bit of rust remains on the body of the hitman, I will make my in-ring debut NEXT WEEK! I’ll show you all that I remember how to wrestle and I’ll give you all a great match to see! Most importantly, let’s just say whomever my opponent may be next week. He’s about to get decimated….. He pauses. Angelo:…….ITALIAN DECIMATED! The crowd goes wild as Angelo drops the mic and begins to chin flick the crowd. He flicks them all twice before smiling and sliding out of the ring as “Citizen Erased” by Muse hits. He has a very happy grin on his face as he walks up the ramp way while slapping more hands on the way up. He reaches the top and turns around and chin flicks the crowd twice again, but not out of dis-respect, out of joy and happiness. – [ The scene begins to fade ] –
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 30, 2006 6:52:26 GMT -5
Segment: I’m The Best, And Don’t You Forget It (Credit: Yoko)
Biff Taylor is doing some paperwork in his office when there’s a powerful knock at his door. Before he can react, it swings open, as if it were only knocked on to be polite. Adrienne Frost walks into the room in her wrestling attire, and sits down in front of Biff.
Biff: Er…what can I do for you, Adrienne?
Adrienne: Nothing, Mr. Taylor. I just wanted to let you know that I’ll be using the Fallout Women’s Title in some of my photoshoots in the next few weeks, but that it’ll be safe and sound. So don’t be surprised when you see it.
Biff: Adrienne, you’re not the champion yet.
Adrienne: The key word in your sentence is “yet.” I will be by the end of the night.
Biff: You shouldn’t make arrangements involving things that might not be possible…I’ve learned this myself.
Adrienne: I find your lack of faith disturbing. I’m a Frost, dear. We do what we say, and I say that belt is mine tonight. I just wanted to be polite and tell you.
She stands up and heads for the door.
Adrienne: Oh, and one more thing. When I do win it, I’M going to choose my defenses and who I defend against. Not you.
Biff: But-
But she’s gone. He groans.
Biff: Another big ego around here.
He shakes his head as it fades out.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 30, 2006 6:52:41 GMT -5
Segment: The Arrival of the King (Credit: Senator)
As the show returns from the back, interviewer Rich Marlowe is seen in the backstage area with Damien King.
Marlowe: Investigative Journalist, Rich Marlowe here, standing in the backstage area of the J.P.H. Fallout Gymnasium, with the current number one contender of the week for the Fallout Television Title, Damien King, moments before his match with the champion, El Froggy Mask. So, how do you feel your chances are in this match, Mr. King?
Damien: How do I feel *my* chances are? The real question should be to ask how I feel El Froggy's chances are.
Marlowe: Well then, how do you feel his chances are?
Damien: Slim to none, Rich. See, El Froggy Mask has never faced a pure athlete like myself. I can take on all competitors, and defeat them easily. I have the power to match the giants of Fallout. I have the mat skills to take down the technicians, I have the toughness to brawl with them all, and most importantly here, I have the speed to blaze past the high flyers...such as Froggy. See, I'm not like Froggy, or anyone here on Fallout, for that matter, I'm...unlike the rest.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 30, 2006 6:53:00 GMT -5
Match: Fallout Television Championship El Froggy Mask vs. Damien King (Credit: Hitman)
Iris is in the ring, ready to announce the first of tonight's title matches.
Iris: "This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Fallout Television Championship. Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 200 lbs, he is Damien King!"
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool plays and the fans cheer for Damien King as he makes his way down the ramp, acknowledging those who cheer. He gets into the ring and stretches.
Iris: "And his opponent, from the Janitor's Closet, weighing in 180 lbs, he is the Fallout Television Champion, El Froggy Mask!"
"Green Hornet" hits and the fans are going loopy for one of Fallout's true veterans, El Froggy Mask. He holds his title in the air, obviously proud of what he's accomplished in these past few weeks. Froggy high-fives the multiple fans he passes by then heads into the ring, where he raises his title up high for the cheering fans.
Bell rings.
Damien and Froggy circle each other and immediately lock up. Froggy is backed into a corner due to his slight weight disadvantage. But what Froggy lacks in size, he makes up for in speed and he shows it by ducking an attempted knife edge chop and reversing roles in which Damien is now in the corner. Froggy unloads on Damien with some huge knife edge chops that make the crowd cringe. Froggy then whips Damien into the other corner and goes to follow up with a leaping body splash. Damien manages to move quickly out of the way leaving Froggy to eat a whole lot of turnbuckle. Damien then follows up with a back suplex for a quick one count. Froggy manages to roll out of the way of an attempted elbow drop then rushes towards Damien and connects with the Shining Green (Step-up hurracanrana). Froggy pins but gets a one count and a standoff. The crowd pops for the fast-paced action in this contest.
Froggy then unleashes some quick kicks to Damien's midsection, forcing him to double over. The fans cheer on Froggy as he bounces off the ropes then leaps up and double stomps the back of Damien, sending him face-first into the canvas. The cheers double as Froggy pins for a two-count. Froggy picks up Damien and whips him off the ropes. He leapfrogs (no pun intended) over Damien, who slides under the bottom ropes and onto the apron. Damien then hops onto the top rope and connects with a springboard bulldog that garners a two count. Froggy knows he's in a struggle and he has to act fast. Damien goes towards Froggy and grabs him by the legs, possibly thinking of a slingshot. Froggy isn't having any of it and he uses his great leg strength to monkey flip Damien towards the center of the ring.
Froggy then signals for his five moves of doom by whipping Damien off the ropes and connecting with a leaping spiral lariat. Froggy then connects with his Blindside Leaping Shoulder Block. Damien is on one knee after all of this offense and Froggy then decides to bust out his springboard dropkick. Froggy connects then picks up Damien, looking for his snap powerslam. However, much to Froggy's dismay, Damien manages to counter the hold and he holds Froggy in a crossbody position. The fans know what's coming and Damien launches into the Rolling Blockbuster Suplex Series. At the third suplex, Damien keeps his weight down on Froggy for a pin. One… two… three…
Froggy kicks out but on this night, it's on the wrong side of the three count.
Iris: "Here is your winner and the NEW Fallout Television Champion, Damien King!"
The fans cheer as Damien throws up his arms in victory. The referee hands him the title and he raises his newly-won prize to the fans. Froggy then stands up and confronts Damien. He snatches the title away from Damien… then appropriately places it on his shoulder and shakes Damien's hand. Froggy leaves the ring while Damien celebrates his newly won title.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 30, 2006 6:53:21 GMT -5
Segment: Froggy Wants Number One (Credit: Senator)
Coming back from the break, El Froggy Mask is seen heading back to the janitor's closet, when Rich Marlowe runs up to him, recorder in hand.
Marlowe: Investigative Journalist, Rich Marlowe here, with El Froggy Mask, mere moments after his loss to Damien King, losing his Television Title. So, what are your plans after losing the title?
Froggy: Froggy no like losing title.
Marlowe: That's understandable. However, you, being one of the most popular wrestlers here on Fallout, have an obligation to your fans, and to the press to let us know what you're going...
Froggy: Froggy know what he wants. Froggy no like losing title...but Froggy not too down. Froggy wants to have bigger title, anyway.
Marlowe: The Fallout Openweight Title?
Froggy: Froggy want to face Ness for number one shot at Openweight Title.
Marlowe: You sure Biff'll give you that?
Froggy: Froggy is dead sure. Or Biff will make big mistake.
Marlowe: Well, you heard it here first, El Froggy Mask wants to face Daniel Ness for the number one contender's spot for the Fallout Openweight Title! This is Rich Marlowe, signing off!
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 30, 2006 6:53:41 GMT -5
Segment: Oh My Ears (Credit: Rose)
Our scene opens simply. Alexis Bijoux, who is a key member of Fallout’s Women’s Division, stands right in front of the traditional promo area. She looks to be very cheery. There’s a large smile on her face and she’s bouncing around like she’s ready for action!
Alexis: Howdy, y’all… Tonight’s the night I win myself my first title. I’m gonna’ become your first Fallout Women’s champion. Ain’t that a hoot? I may’ve had a few losses lately, but tonight’s the night my luck’s gonna turn around. I’m gonna’ fulfill my dreams and there ain’t anybody who’s gonna get in my way!
She looks very seriously into the camera, but somehow manages to stay as adorable looking as she was a few seconds ago.
Alexis: That grungy girl with the big right hand ain’t gonna be able to touch me tonight, I tell you what. In fact, she’s gonna be the one knocked out if she ain’t careful. I may be cute as a button, but that don’t mean I ain’t sharp as a knife either. If she tries to knock me out again, she’s gonna get what’s comin’ to her.
She cracks her fists together to illustrate her point.
Alexis: Then there’s that other girl… That bullwhip wielding psycho model. She thinks that she’s mighty fine, but she ain’t nothin’ compared to me. Just look at his body o’ mine here.
Alexis does a little twirl so the fans can get a full look at her. She isn’t boasting that much, she’s quite a piece of work. Although, a lot of fans feel that saying she’s hotter than Adrienne might be a stretch.
Alexis: Lemme tell yah something else. I ain’t gonna stand back and let the flower girl do anything either. If she thought that spankin a few weeks ago was bad, then I’m perdy sure she won’t like it when I tan her hind end.
It seems as if Alexis doesn’t want to make ANY friends in the division. After all, who has Lilly Rouge ever picked on?
Alexis: Oh, I almost forgot about that beanstalk that walking around like she’s somebody… Selina Taylor ain’t nothing that I ain’t seen before. I reackon she’s gonna just get messed up mighty bad if she ain’t careful. I’ll show her she ain’t anything at all. Her boyfriend’s so drunk that he probably ain’t got a clue what kind of beanpole he’s hooked himself up with.
Alexis is starting to become quite hard to follow. Her promo skills obviously need a little work.
Alexis: Oh, and then we’s got some sort of bear-woman named Tonya. I ain’t seen a woman like her since the last time my brother lost a bet with me, if yah catch my drift. I don’t sweat her no matter how big her muscles are. She’s just a big gorilla that I’ll outsmart any day of the week.
She points to her brains, and the fans start to wonder just how intelligent she really is. Her grammer could obviously use a little work.
Alexis: There’s some other girl in the match too, I reackon, but I can’t even remember what her name is. If that ain’t a hint at how much I sweat her, then nuthin is. I’m win my title, and nobody’s gettin’ in my way. Got that? Good. Bye ya’all.
Alexis waves at the camera at the scene fades to black, and the fans are left wondering just how much brain cells this girl has sacrificed to be so beautiful.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 30, 2006 6:53:59 GMT -5
Segment: The Stalking Fear (Credit: Yoko)
Somewhere, deep in the bowels of the Fallout Arena…A man is on a mission.
The Cremator is hunting for The Reaper.
Cremator: I know you’re down here! Show yourself!
Someone darts by the camera. The Cremator turns and sees nothing, and goes on his way. He enters a room to find a coffin on the ground. He looks around, and then removes the lid. The only contents of the coffin is a pool of blood.
Cremator: I should have known…You’re not that stupid! But I know you’re watching. You cannot best me, Reaper. You may think you have, but it was a tie! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I CREMATE YOU!
He runs out of the room in anger. The pool of blood now begins to ripple, and The Reaper sits up out of it, laughing behind his mask.
What in the HELL is going on?
End Segment
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 30, 2006 6:54:21 GMT -5
Match #6: Womens’ Title Inaugural Battle Royale: Violent Violet Cyrilla vs. Adrienne Frost vs. Tonya Montana vs. Alexis Bijoux vs. Jessie Hall vs. Lilly Rouge vs. Selina Taylor (Credit: Senator)
As the show returns for the final match, with all of the competitors seen in the ring, looking ready to begin the match. Iris Yoon is in the middle of the ring, wearing an extremely short black skirt, and a very tight pink tube top, with the microphone in one hand, and her instructions in the other.
Iris: The following main event match will determine the first ever Fallout Womens Champion! It will take place under Fallout Battle Royale Rules! That means you can be eliminated by being tossed over the top rope to the floor, being pinned, submitted, or disqualified!
Iris steps out of the ring, down to the outside, where she begins pacing around the ringside area. The bell rings, and the match begins with a flurry of activity. Jessie Hall slaps the taste out of Lilly Rouge, Violet charges at Adrienne, but instead is forced to face off with newcomer Tonya Montana. Selina Taylor throws Alexis Bijoux over the top rope, but the agile competitor holds onto the rope, rolling back into the ring. Violet throws a hard punch at the Tigress, but is amazed when the larger woman catches the hand. Montana forces the wrist back, controlling her opponent, before lifting her up into a military press. The Tigress runs towards the ropes, holding Violet over her head, but at the last moment, Cyrilla manages to slip back, landing on her feet. Montana turns around...right into a leaping hook punch by Violet, staggering the powerhouse.
Bardo: I think this is the first woman that Violet has ever met around here who could take her in a straight up contest.
Meanwhile, Jessie Hall is comfortably in control over Lilly Rouge, choking her against the ropes. Jessie picks Lilly back up, and stuns her with a quick jawbreaker. She stands back up, pulling Lilly into a front facelock by her hair, going for her finisher, the Fall of the Hall...but Lily shows her improving skills by countering into a Northern Lights Suplex hold for the pin...
...1
...2
...Hall kicks out! Lilly gets up fast enough to lift Jessie Hall up by her hair, pulling her opponent towards the ropes, when...Iris Yoon decides to spring her trap, rolling under the ropes, standing up and slapping Lilly in the face.
Iris: You think you deserved this spot? I deserved this spot! If I can't have it, then neither can you, you, dumb bi..yaaaaa!
At that exact point, Iris completes a VERY sloppy hip toss over the top rope, slowly and awkwardly falling over the top with her rival.
**Somewhere, Tim Dwight emits a deep, weary sigh...
Soon, Biff Taylor rushes out from the back, microphone in hand, as Iris continues her assault on Lilly, with a rather provocative mounted choke that lifts the back of her skimpy skirt up, revealing her practically non-existent underwear.
Biff: Alright, Lilly Rouge has been eliminated, and, hey, security, you dudes can wait on breaking that lil' scuffle up over there!
Back in the ring(yes, there's still a match going on), Alexis takes Selina down with a satellite headscissors...but unfortunately doesn't see the number of the truck that runs her over as Tonya Montana connects with a huge spear.
Fisher: What impact! I can't believe her sheer power!
At the same time, Jessie Hall runs into trouble as Violet Cyrilla heads her way. To her credit, Jessie does not flinch from her opponent, striking a defensive stance, similar to the Philly Shell in boxing. Hall attempts to lash out with a jab, but it's easily parried by Violet, who knocks her opponent through the ropes, and out of the ring with a wildly swinging right hand. As everything else is going on, Adrienne Frost is noticeably keeping away from any direct confrontation, biding her time, and watching her opponents closely.
Bardo: Ms. Frost seems to be playing a smart game there, but it could backfire if several of her opponents notice her absence from the action, and get fed up.
Selina slowly gets up over on the other side of the ring…only to be caught by a carefully planned Sakura-Na handspring hurricanrana from Alexis Bijoux…
…1
…2
…Hand on the ropes! Jessie Hall gets back into the ring, but this time, is met by Adrienne, who places her in a sleeper hold, slowly positioning under her opponent, and using the leverage to flip Hall over her back, bending her backwards in the process, and pancaking her into the mat.
Bardo: A Reverse Sleeper Hold Drop, popularized by Minoru Suzuki, and now, apparently used by Adrienne Frost.
Adrienne holds on with a side sleeper, and Jessie has no choice but to tap.
Biff: Woah! Jessie Hall just got herself eliminated!
On two sides of the ring, Selina tussles with Alexis, knocking her back with knife edge chops. At the same time, Violet and Tonya continue their vicious brawl, Violet backing down her larger opponent with a series of knee lifts. The two duels collide in the middle of the ring, which results in Tonya lifting Alexis into a bearhug, and Violet snapping Selina into the mat with an inverted Russian leg sweep. The Tigress wastes no time in heading to the ropes, turns around, and with a spectacular move, executes an overhead suplex out of the bearhug, sending poor Alexis flying out of the ring, and landing in front of the announcers table with a loud thud.
Fisher: Woah, Nelly! What a modified suplex!
Bardo: Fisher, what did I tell you about doing that? The proper term is “bearhug front suplex,” or “bearhug overhead release suplex.”
Fisher: Well, excuse me for not knowing as much as a seasoned ring veteran, or knowing the name of every obscure throw or suplex that’s used around here!
Biff: Alexis Bijoux was obviously eliminated…what a way to go, poor girl.
Back to the action, Tonya Montana offers a test of strength with Adrienne, who smirks, seemingly going in for the tie-up…but then rolls back out of the ring. Violet blocks a forearm from a recovered Selina, going for her Violent Conclusion KO Punch…but Selina ducks it, turns Violet around, and hits the AOK, going for the pin…
…1
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…Violet kicks out, angrily! Selina tries to keep her opponent down with an elbow drop, but misses, and upon getting up, gets *blasted* by the Violent Conclusion, collapsing in a heap. From there, Violet merely has to lift her defeated opponent up, and unceremoniously dump her out of the ring to record the elimination.
Biff: Selina Taylor just got knocked the fu…yeah, she’s eliminated!
From there, the final two competitors in the ring square off. It’s been clear throughout the match that Tonya “Tigress” Montana, and “Violent” Violet Cyrilla were the strongest competitors in the contest. Now, like Hector facing Achilles, or Richard the Lionhearted against Saladin, the two antagonists collide in the middle of the ring, going all out. Violet tries to stagger Tonya with a series of rapid punches directed at the jaw, but instead, has one of the punches caught right into a hammer throw into the corner. Violet stumbles out of the corner, right into a gigantic scrapbuster slam, which nearly drills her through the mat!
Fisher: It’s a testament to the people who put that ring together that it didn’t collapse under the force of that impact!
Montana, though, does not go for a simple pin, and instead, lifts her opponent up into the dreaded bearhug.
Bardo: Tonya Montana’s bearhug is her favorite offensive weapon. It crushes the spine, ribs, and even can make breathing difficult the way she applies it.
Violet’s face is turning, well, violet, and she knows that if nothing happens soon, the match will be over. She claps her opponent’s ears repeatedly, to no avail, and in fact, Tonya gains a further advantage by taking Violet down to the mat, transitioning to a side bearhug hold. Violet Cyrilla flails her arms, striking with back elbows, trying harder and harder to escape…and finally, decides to take drastic measures with an eye rake, which finally gets the much needed release. Violet then rushes off the ropes, and on the rebound, connects with a backflipping knee drop.
Bardo: Violet prefers a tough brawling style, but she is able to use other tactics if need be.
Tonya somehow gets to her feet first, but Violet is not done just yet, and leaps up on her opponent’s back, pulling an arm across the throat for a Cobra Clutch, scissoring in her Perfect Harmony submission hold. Tonya runs at one of the turnbuckles, trying to hit back first to get Violet off, but the musician has other ideas, and at the last moment, jumps off, sending Tonya to collide into the turnbuckle herself. Montana is stunned by the impact, giving Violet the opportunity to ascend to the top rope, and leap off, hitting the Beautiful Irony, her diving impact DDT! Violet covers for the pin…
…1
…Halfway through, though, Violet instead decides to dump her opponent over the top rope, lifting her up onto the rope halfway, and with a little shove, sends Tonya flying to the floor…but Tonya’s not the only one who ends up going over the top, as the previously absent Adrienne Frost reappears in the ring, and lifts Violet up and over! Violet, amazingly, lands onto the apron, facing the Dominatrix from Hell. Adrienne gives her a condescending look, blowing a kiss to her opponent…before slapping her hard with the same hand, sending Violet to the floor!
Biff: (Talking on his cell phone at first) And yeah, I think that he’d be a great member for the Corpor…woahman! Tonya and Violet both have been eliminated! Match over, dudes and dudettes, and we got ourselves our first Women’s’ Champion! Everyone give it up for Adrienne Frost!
Suddenly, two large figures walk out of the crowd, and approach Biff from behind.
??: You did it again...
Biff: What? Oh, it's...you two.
Amo the Great: Of course, the fine Fallout Fanatics can't be denied their weekly dose of the Forces of Greatness! But you sure do seem to be trying to do so! I'm not here to punch the mess out of you, or to do stupid kid things to your property...I just want to know why we can't get a match, or even any scheduled television time.
Biff: Now, you want time on television? You two want a match?
Danny Richards: We don't want one, we need one!
Biff: Fine, you want one, then next week...you're facing two mystery opponents of my choosing, for your tag titles! Next week, in the main event, Amo the Great, and Force of Nature Danny Richards will get that match!
Amo: Nice to know that you saw the light, bud. Now, then, if someone'd get that chick outta the ring, I think I got some posing to do!
Amo heads to the ring, as Adrienne holds her newly won title aloft, and Biff walks to the back. Who could possibly be those opponents? Will there be two more titles changing hands next week? Tune in here, same Ninja time(hopefully not, actually), same Ninja place, to Saturday Night Fallout, the fastest hour on television!
Fade Out..But not end of show?!
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 30, 2006 6:54:39 GMT -5
Segment: Blizzard (Credit: Rose)
“Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.”—Elie Wiesel[/b][/i]
It’s cause for a small celebration. Lilly lost a match…again. Yet, she’s not crying. She also lost a catfight with Iris…again. Yes, she’s still not crying. She looks pretty down, that’s for sure…but she also looks like that she’s taking Sakina’s words to heart. She’s trying to take everything in stride. It’s been quite a night for her, overall. Not really what anybody would call good, but it hasn’t been without it’s good moments as well. As she walks down the hallway, and tries not to get in the way of various technicians and officials who wander up and down the hallways with a great deal of urgency, she can’t help but feel that this night has really turned out for the better.
Just as she takes a left turn, she hears the soft sound of clapping right behind her. As she turns around, she realizes that if she’d just taken a right turn, she’d have run right into Sakina Khalida. Sakina was, of course, the source of the clapping. From the bright smile on her face, she looks to be very pleased with Lilly’s performance.
Sakina: Not bad at all… I was impressed.
Lilly isn’t exactly proud of her performance and, as usual, she’s the first person to be critical of herself.
Lilly: I don’t remember it being so good… I mean, like, I was the first one out.
Lilly frowns in her uniquely cute way, but Sakina quickly finds just the words to cheer her up.
Sakina: You were, that’s true… But you’ve got to look at it from a positive point of view. You reversed Jessie Hall’s finisher perfectly. I don’t think I could have done it better myself. In fact, you might have been well on the road to eliminating her, but you got sidetracked…
Lilly grits her teeth and clenches her little fists.
Lilly: Iris…
Sakina: Yes, I’ve seen the results off your rivalry with the ring announcer first hand… If you had saw her coming, I don’t think you’d have been the first one to eliminated. In fact, you may have even found a way to win the match. We’ll never know now.
Lilly: I’m still not sure why she hates me. Like, we used to be friends and stuff. Now she wants to make my life miserable. She’s humiliated me more times than I can count now.
Sakina gently puts her arm over Lilly’s shoulder. She realizes that now is the perfect moment for her to spring her trap. It’s not a trap that aims to hurt or harm Lilly, directly, anyway. It’s just a means to an end. It’s the only way for her to get closer to Lilly. She decides to relate a lesson to Lilly...one that’s filled with irony.
Sakina: People like her… They’re self-centered, they’re bossy, and the entire world revolves completely around them. I’ve learned in life that they always…always…get what’s coming to them. You don’t remember your brother, but he was a lot like that. Ultimately, that’s why I decided to part ways with him.
Lilly: The more you talk about him…the more I’m not even sure if, like, I want to meet him, y’know? I want to know about him, about my family, and about myself... It’s just that I’m a little afraid of what I might find.
Upon hearing Lilly’s fears, Sakina delivers a insincere apology that sounds very much like the genuine article.
Sakina: What happened between your brother and me has nothing to do with you. I shouldn’t have even said what I said. I’m sorry about that. I’m sure he was a very nice brother… It’s just that I get very angry when I see people treating you the way I used to get treated. Your brother was extremely overbearing with me off-screen, and I didn’t know how to handle it at the time, that’s all. We had some very nice times together, and I wouldn’t trade them for the world. He helped me become who I am today…and I’d like to think I’ve had some small effect on who he’s become today…wherever he is.
The irony of Sakina’s last sentence is completely lost on Lilly, of course. However, the overall message Sakina just gave seems to register with Lilly, who understands that she shouldn’t judge her brother before she even meets him. After all, she can’t help but notice that even Sakina has a lot of good things to say about him too. She also can’t help but wonder if there was…more…between them. She knows that it would be rude to ask, at this point, though.
Lilly: I see what you mean… I just wish that I, like, had a way to get back at Iris. She’s getting all sorts of training and junk, and I don’t really know much of anything…
Sakina grins roguishly as Lilly’s making just the opening that she’s been looking for. Right then, Sakina stops their little walk and makes an interesting proposition to Lilly.
Sakina: Lilly, I’ll be frank with you. You’re very green, but I think you have a whole lot of potential. I’m about to return to the ring, but I don’t want to re-debut until I’ve gotten rid of all of my ring rust. So, I’ve got a lot of free time while I get back into top shape. I think, if you’d be willing to listen and learn, that I could train you. I could manage you for a while and really help you grow as an athlete. Does that sound like something that you’d want to do?
Lilly blushes at the thought… She’s thrilled that somebody as skilled and respected as Sakina would even think about training somebody as inexperienced as her. She’s barely able to contain her enthusiasm.
Lilly: Ohmigosh… You’re serious?! You’d train me?! Are you joking? Are you… Pleeeeease don’t be joking!
Sakina can’t be help but to completely burst out in laughter. Lilly is so over-excited about the idea that it’s hard not to laugh with Sakina. Amazingly, Sakina is able to make herself stop laughing long enough to be very serious.
Sakina: Lilly, I promise you that I’m very serious. It’s in your best interest that you be very serious for this too. I’m not going to go easy on you just because we’re friends. I want to see you succeed, so I’m going to have to make sure you have what it takes. The training will be hard…it’ll be really hard.
To make sure her point hits home. Sakina moves Lilly’s face over so that they’re literally looking at one another from nary an inch away. They’re very close…and Lilly can’t help but feel a strange sense of belonging the entire time. As strange and as sacrilegious at it sounds, It’s almost like some sort of religious experience for her.
Sakina: I’ll be hard on you as well. I’ll be extremely critical of your every move and I’ll push you until you don’t think you can go any further. Then, I’ll show you just how much further you can go. This won’t be easy at all…and it certainly won’t be as glamorous as you’ve imagined it. Are you absolutely sure that you want to take me up on my offer?
Lilly barely takes a second to consider the offer. She’s already made up her mind.
Lilly: Yes, I’m sure!
Sakina: Okay then. I still need to get some of my affairs out of the way…so, we’ll start on Friday.
Lilly: That’s, like, so totally awesome!
The two walk off together. It seems like this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. On the surface, it is. However, something is bubbling just beneath the surface. Beneath the narrow façade of contentment, Sakina hopes for more. She wants everything. She wants to be Lilly’s friend, her mentor, and…so much more. She wants to be Lilly’s entire world…and only time will tell if she gets what she desires.
End of Show
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 30, 2006 6:55:16 GMT -5
4 posts short of 3rd page. ALMOST.
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Post by hitman on Aug 30, 2006 6:57:09 GMT -5
*yawn* Just woke up a few minutes ago. Another great edition of Fallout, culminating in new TV and Women's Champions.
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Post by The Senator on Aug 30, 2006 8:29:49 GMT -5
That was one heck of a stacked Fallout program. ANGELO RETURNS!!! NEW CHAMPIONS!!! What more could you possibly ask for?!? Yeah, some of the best segments in the history of the show:)
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