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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 20, 2006 6:05:48 GMT -5
Segment: Stay away from my girl! (Credit: Hitman)
We come back from the break to see none other than Ben and Afternoon, The Drinkin Boyz. The crowd cheers in the background as Selina runs up to them.
Selina: "Hey guys! Sorry I'm late."
Selina plants a kiss on Ben's lips while Afternoon smiles at the Newfoundland couple.
Ben: "Nah, you're not really late. We're just going to go get our CDs then we'll head out, okay?"
Selina: "Okay, take your time."
Selina blows the two a kiss and they go back to their locker room to go get their CDs. The Newfoundland native then pulls her iPod out of her pocket and plugs in her headphones. She clicks onto a song which just so happens to be her new theme: "The Only" by Static-X. As she listens to it, she is unaware of two shadows sneaking up on her.
Selina: "You're trying to take me / They're trying to make me / This is the only / Give me the only thing…"
Voice 1: "Hey Jason! I can give her something! Hehehehe!"
Voice 2: "Huh huh huh huh… That was funny."
Selina: "I'm tired of trying / I'm tired of lying / The only thing I understand / Is what I feel…"
Voice 1: "Hehehehe! She can feel on my schlong! Hehehehe!"
Voice 2: "Don't be a butt munch. She'll, like, uhhhh, come to me first. Huh huh huh huh."
Selina finally hears the two voices and spins around. She comes face to face with (according to the rest of the locker room) "Dwight's Rejects" Ken Williams and Jason Daniels. She smiles, a bit nervously.
Selina: "Um, how can I help you?"
Ken and Jason slowly approach her and now Selina begins to get nervous. Jason looks at Ken, nods to him then pulls out one of Selina's headphones and whispers something into her ear. Her eyes go wide and she pulls back and slaps the taste out of Jason's mouth.
Selina: "You pigs! Get away from me!"
Ken and Jason then advance towards her. Selina takes her iPod, puts it in her pocket and runs off. Ken and Jason take off after her. They chase Selina beyond a curtain which takes them to the stage. The fans are now seen booing Ken and Jason. The jeers then turn into cheers as Ben and Afternoon attack the two nimrods from behind. Ben helps Selina up from the ramp then takes Ken and tosses him into the ring. Afternoon also takes Jason and throws him in.
Jason gets up only to become the recipient of a double dropkick from Ben and Selina. Ken gets picked up by Afternoon, who brings him up for a powerbomb. Ben gets to the top rope and delivers a missile dropkick to Ken, who is brought down with the Jagerbomb. Afternoon then brings up Jason onto his shoulders and falls backward into an electric chair drop. Selina goes up to the top rope and jumps off, landing on Jason with a splash. The fans cheer for the Canadian Combo as Ben and Selina embrace then are picked up in Afternoon's big arms. "On With The Show" by Motley Crue hits and Ben makes motions around his waist, signifying that the Drinkin Boyz want the tag titles.
Fade out.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 20, 2006 6:06:04 GMT -5
Segment: Iris needs Training (Credit: Senator)
"Textbook" Tim Dwight, generally quite the busy man is seen sitting down outside the Dwight Gym, relaxing, when a very hurried Iris Yoon runs up to him.
Dwight: May I help you?
Iris: Yeah. I need training.
Dwight: Is this about that match from a week or so ago?
Iris: I need training, now.
Dwight: Because if it is, I want to tell you that it was largely your own fault that you got...
Iris: Don't pin that on me! I gave the crowd everything I had, and...
Dwight: Listen to me! If you want my training you're going to have to also be ready to listen to what I have to tell you. Now, I can put you through a crash course, and make you at least into a passable wrestler in the ring. You have passion, determination, and the looks to succeed. From a short evaluation, you need patience, control, and most importantly, time, to get better.
Iris: I wanna get better, now.
Dwight: Well, then, after the show, stop back by my Gym, and I'll set up a schedule, and we'll work with that. I'll warn you, my training can not make you perfect, and it might not even get the fans off your back right away. But it will make you more comfortable in the ring, and make you more competent in actual competition. You still interested?
Iris: Hmph! Of course I am!
Dwight: Good. Now, we both have jobs to get back to, so I'll see you later, and good luck.
Fade Out
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 20, 2006 6:06:24 GMT -5
Match #4: Stan H. Johnston vs Edgemaster (Credit: BK, Senator for Commentary)
Iris: This match is scheduled for one fall, coming to the ring weighing in at 265 pounds from Houston, Texas, Stan H. Johnston!
"Sunrise" sounds throughout the Fallout arena and the fans give a great reaction to Stan H. Johnston, who is becoming quite popular with the ladies fans recently.
R.J. Fisher: Stan H. Johnston is one of the most popular rising stars on Fallout! He's got the support of the male audience, who admire his toughness, and hard hitting style, as well as the female crowd, who love his likable attitude, and his rugged handsomness! Take that, Vince, we can push people who the guys and gals both like!
As he walks down to the ring he is the recipient of cheers and swooning from the ladies in the front row which makes him blush momentarily before he steps into the ring. He raises both arms upon reaching the ropes and now waits for his opponenet to enter the ring.
Iris: And his opponent, weighing in at 228 pounds, from Omaha, Nebraska, Edgemaster.
Dean Bardo: Edgemaster is a recent Fallout signee, coming straight out of SWI Canada, after winning a battle royale to determine which member of the fed would get to appear here on Fallout. He's somewhat of a high flyer, but is comfortable on the mat, or even in a stand up brawl.
"Hypnotize" by System of a Down hits and the crowd cheers as Edgemaster appears onstage. He goes down the ramp, tagging hands of the fans, then gets onto the second turnbuckle on the apron pointing to a fan before hopping into the ring.
*The bell rings*
Upon that sound, the two meet up in the center of the ring and lock up in a traditional collar-elbow tie up. Quickly, Johnston locks in a side headlock, which prompts Edgemaster to push him into the ropes. Johnston bounces off the ropes and takes Edgemaster attempts to take Johnston down with a shoulder block but the huge mass of Johnston prevents him from doing so. Edgemaster bounces off the ropes, possibly going for an even stronger shoulder block but he is hit with a huge back body drop which drops him in the center of the ring.
Bardo: Albert Einstein once said that insanity was repeating an action, and expecting different results each time.
Fisher: Are you insinuating that Edgemaster's not got it all there?
Bardo: No, just that his tactics are lacking so far. He might just be a bit unnerved in his first appearence here.
Edgemaster clutches his back in pain and Johnston approaches him before picking him up. Johnston clubs him with a huge forearm to his back which drops him down to one knee, but Johnston picks him up again. He rests Edgemaster in the corner and whips him across the ring into the opposite corner before charging at him like a crazed frieght train. Edgemaster sees Johnston coming at him fullspeed and manages to boot him in the face which makes him recoil. Johnston is knocked for a loop momentarily and Edgemaster hops up to the middle turnbuckle and takes Johnston down with a diving spinning elbow to the chest that takes his opponent off his feet. Edgemaster quickly covers Johnston, hooking the leg, but he kicks out.
Fisher: What a move by Edgemaster, that's how you bring down the larger man! That's how you get it done in the ring!
Edgemaster looks up at the referee, but he knows that it would be better not to argue with the refere but to continue capitalizing. Edgemaster picks up Johnston and hits him with a hard knee to the gut and a few mind crushing headbutts, getting him on the ropes. Edgemaster combats with a few knife edge chops and whips Johnston across the ring into the ropes, and waits for him to come back.
Bardo: Now, I said that Edgemaster was well rounded, and this is where it shows. He's able to stun the very tough Johnston with those headbutts, and back him up with the knife edge chops.
Edgemaster attempts to lift him with a hip toss but Johnston consists of too much girth to actually manage to get him off the mat. Johnston manages to counter the manuever into a swinging neckbreaker to retain control of this match. The fans are absolutely loving Johnston's offense in this match, and hardly give Edgemaster any cheers oncesoever.
Fisher: One thing's for sure, Johnston's still the clear crowd favorite! The crowd might not actively dislike the new guy, but they sure do want to see the Lariat take home the win!
Johnston picks up Edgemaster and picks him up in a crossbody hold, possibly going for his Oklahoma Stampede. He smashes Edgemaster into the turnbuckle and now manuevers him into the powerbomb position but Edgemaster manages to slip him off of his shoulders. Edgemaster grabs Johnston from behind and manages to only pick him up a few feet before sending him to the ground with a spinning sitdown side slam. The crowd doesn't appreciate Edgemaster getting the offense, or his half-assing of that move, but he pays them no mind and ascends to the top rope. He dives off and connects with the manuever he calls "The Winning Edge" (Diving Headbutt) and he sees victory in his near future. He scurries over toward Johnston and makes the cover but Johnston kicks out right before three which infuriated Edgemaster.
Fisher: What a lame attempt at a slam!
Bardo: It still did what it was supposed to do, take Johnston to the mat for the Dynamite Kid style diving headbutt, and really, Fisher, you want to try lifting Johnston?
Fisher: No, sir.
Edgemaster knows he has to keep his cool to win this match, so instead he picks up Johnston and sets him up on the top rope. He climbs up with him, and goes for a superplex but Johnston begins to punch his way out of the move. Edgemaster begins to reel on the top rope, but soon he fires back with his own headbutts and right hands and finally sends Johnston crashing to the ground with a hard superplex.
Fisher: Both men are down and out! Could this be it?
Bardo: Highly doubtful.
Both are out of it and Edgemaster shifts his weight and drops his arm over on the chest of Johnston, going for the win on this move. The referee slides over and begins to make the count. But before he can slap his hand down for the three, he notices Johnston's leg on the bottom rope. Edgemaster rises up and celebrates as if he won the match, obviously not knowing that the three wasn't counted, and the referee quickly tells him he hasn't won.
Bardo: A clear case of ring fever there...he's just too worked up to think clearly.
Edgemaster is shocked and by the time he turns around, he is the victim of a charging Western Lariat which turns him inside out. It's academic from here as Johnston makes the cover.
Iris: And the winner of this match, Stan H. Johnston!
"Sunrise" sounds throughout the arena and the fans go absolutely wild, he gets up and smiles before placing on his cowboy hat and walking off into the sunset...er...I mean behind the curtains.
Fade Out
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 20, 2006 6:07:04 GMT -5
Segment: New Challenger Approaches! (Credit: Yoko)
The screen is black as snow begins to fall down across it. A booming voice begins to speak.
A warrior once great…
There is a flash of short blonde hair.
A warrior now forgotten…
A blue boot swings by the screen.
A warrior seeking redemption…
A fist is shown clenching tightly.
A warrior…is on his way to Fallout.
An extreme closeup on a blue mouth-cover, similar to the Mortal Kombat character Sub Zero, perhaps.
The snow stops falling and a bright blue circle appears in the black background.
He is coming soon.
End
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 20, 2006 6:07:22 GMT -5
Segment: One for the Road (Credit: Senator)
As the camera comes back to the show, 004 and the Marxist, Joseph Harpo are seen in a locker room, with Xtreme Kid and Franchi$e looking on. 004 seems angry, but controlled, which can not be said for Harpo, who looks like Michael Moore on speed, with a vein popping out on his forehead, and sweat dripping off his large frame.
Harpo: Double Oh Four, why'd you even join if you were just going to quit and turn on me, you filthy rotten dirtbag capitalist pig traitor! You lousy freeper, I should kick the hell out of...
004: Hey, that's just what I wanted, I wanted a match. One match before the contract runs out. See, I found the reason I kept getting all those headaches...it was listening to you, and to you, you little pencil neck, Franchi$e.
Harpo: But, but, you can't do this! You got me fired, didn't you!
004: Look, I had no idea what I was getting into when you signed me up here for your little group. I was on a losing streak, and I figured I couldn't do any worse. Hell, I didn't really give a damn about anything I did here on Fallout to that point, so I figured, why not, I'd join you guys, and you'd get me an opportunity, like any good stable leader would have done. But no, you...
Harpo: In time, all would have been well! History decre...
004: And that's what happened! XTK, you're cool in your own way, but man, "suck it" sure does get old fast. Franchi$e, you're a moron, plain and simple...
Franchi$e: haay, u da bigg sukaaa!!\
004: Whatever. And you, Harpo, all you do is rant about your stupid politics. That's all you ever did, that and tried pathetically to play that electric guitar. That all got old, way too quick. You don't even care about wrestling, all you want to do is go on and on and on, and I just got sick and fed up! So then, you think I got you fired, well, just bring it on, in the ring, next week. We both got nothin' to lose, and I'd just love nothing more than to cave your head in with a German Destroyer. That's why I did what I did earlier.
Harpo: You all hear that? He's the one who did it! Get him! Get him now! Carry on the Revolution and we'll all go out with a blaze of glory!
XTK: Naw man, I ain't got a problem with Double Oh Four, and I don't care about you enough to help you with anything more, so you know what you can do? You can SUCK IT!!
Franchi$e: yo dawgg, teh franchi$e wantz to staa n daa hizhouz, soo, im outta herrr.
Harpo: Nooooooo! All the time and effort I invested in you all! Why?
004: 'Cause you're a moron, plain and simple. Far as I see, next week, you, me, in the ring, and that's final. Biff already signed the match, and if you touch me before then, I'll not only kick your ass so bad that it'll hurt for a year, but Fallout'll blacklist you so you'll never be able to get a job again, and as I said, that's final.
Fade Out
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 20, 2006 6:07:38 GMT -5
Segment: Next Week (Credit: Hitman)
Edgemaster is seen walking down the hallways, coming back from his match with Stan H. Johnston. As he rubs the back of his head, he is stopped by none other than Rich Marlowe.
Rich: "Edgemaster, you just had an excellent match with Stan H. Johnston. What are you thinking?"
Edgemaster: "Stan's a great competitor, it was great to face him, but I've got other things on my mind. That woman-beating bastard, Punished Fox, is mine next week! And he'll learn that 'no' really means 'no!'"
Edgemaster then goes in his locker room and slams the door behind him. Rich jumps a bit from the noise then walks off.
End segment.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 20, 2006 6:08:15 GMT -5
Segment: Hype (Credit: Yoko)
A video package begins to play…
Fire begins burning from the bottom of the screen, lightly, as blood drips from the top.
The Cremator and The Reaper are shown clubbing each other in their match from last week. With each blow, the fire rises higher, and the blood drips in larger quantities. They’re shown chokeslamming each other off the top rope through the table as a sheet of blood pours down to meet the fire in the middle, blocking off the screen.
Coming soon…Reaper vs Cremator 2…Because YOU demanded it!
End
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 20, 2006 6:09:18 GMT -5
Match #5: "Immovable Object" Colossus Rhodes vs. Skurai: Fallout Openweight Title (Credit: Senator)
As the show comes back from the break, "Immigrant Song" is playing, as Colossus Rhodes appears at the top of the ramp.
R.J. Fisher: Here we are, getting ready for the main event tonight, as the challenger walks down to the ring. Some said that the Immovable Object wouldn't even make it here, but yet, the proof is walking right down that entranceway!
Dean Bardo: Yeah, he sure is, but as slow as Rhodes usually is, he's going even slower tonight. Not only that, but just take a look at that huge knee brace on his leg. He's clearly hobbled.
Fisher: Even a crippled Rhodes should spell trouble for any opponent...I do see what you're saying, he's taking forever!
??: Hold it, hold it, clear the ring, coming through!
Sure enough, Biff Taylor is seen striding down the ramp, with a referee shirt in hand.
Fisher: Oh no!
Biff: Yeah, dudes, and dudettes, the Biffmeister is here to make all right with the world!
Bardo: Like it always is...
Biff: I'm here to officially make myself the nice little guest referee for this very match, you just gotta love it! Not only that, oh no, there's more, but this will officially be a Corporate Club Lumberjack match! Hmm...Lumberjacks...gives me an idea...but that's for later, anyway, I'm the ref, and my guys are the ring crew now!
Soon, joining Colossus on his snail paced walk to the ring come the rest of the CC, Ness, Pilko, Janson, Mint, Daniels, the whole group.
Iris: Announcing next, he is...is...
The lights go out in an instant, and the entire ringside area is, from what can be seen in the light provided from flash bulbs going off, engulfed in smoke. Fortunately, the Cremator didn't start a fire with his pyro and force an evacuation in the JPH Fallout Gymnasium, or the show'd be over right here. Instead, out of nowhere, Skurai appears right behind Biff and Iris, tapping the former on the shoulder. At this point, Rhodes finally makes it to the ring, slowly pulling himself up the ropes to enter.
Skurai wastes no time for ceremony, and goes right after his opponent. Rhodes, though, meets him with a clubbing blow to the head. Rhodes attacks his opponent, striking him again, and clasping him by the throat. Skurai quickly breaks the hold, firing back with a double hand thrust to the throat. The Immovable Object, though, does not even pause, retaliating back with an overhead elbow that staggers Skurai.
Rhodes slowly backs his opponent into the ropes, whipping him into the opposite ones, and meeting him on the return with his healthy knee, right to the head. Skurai drops to the mat, Rhodes covering with one foot for the pin…
..1,2, Skurai barely escapes Biff’s rapid count! The Ninja Lord rolls back to his feet, waiting for his opponent to close in…and immediately lashes out with a straight kick to the left knee, forcing his opponent down to a kneeling position.
Skurai then dashes off the ropes, returning with a front dropkick to the same knee, knocking Rhodes flat. The Immovable Object yells at the top of his lungs as Skurai now continues his attack with a cross knee bar, potentially tearing tendons and ligaments…and Biff bails out of the ring as the entire Corporate Club enters.
Fisher: No! Skurai had the clean win!
Skurai immediately gets up, preparing for the onslaught, parrying a punch by Janson into a palm thrust to the jaw, sidestepping a Hugh Daniels bicycle kick, which happens to knock the Glamour Boy out of the ring. Skurai then hits a quick spin kick to the gut of the Demolisher, taking him down with a high jump Ace Crusher. Unfortunately, while the move demolishes the Demolisher, it also puts Skurai in position to be stomped by Mint and Ness.
Out of nowhere, though, from the top of the projection screen, none other than Gary rides into the ring on a pulley! Gary leaps off…right into the arms of a waiting Sgt. Pilko, who lifts him up, and hits a powerful X-5 on the poor would be hero, as Biff continues to direct action from outside the ring. Skurai is lifted up, and Biff enters the ring, a gleefully demented look on his face. However, the one thing he didn’t enter into his calculation is the one thing that gets a standing ovation from the crowd…
Fisher: IT’S THE FORCES OF GREATNESS!! They just went down the entrance ramp!
Sure enough, Amo and Danny enter the ring, immediately fighting off Mint. Pilko and Ness provide a greater challenge, but Amo is able to knock Pilko down with his trademark Seven Punch Series, while Danny incredibly Tsunami Bombs Ness over the top rope onto the announcers table!
Bardo: Dang it…oh well, show’s about over.
Biff decides in this position, that it would be best to bail out, if only so that he would not be too sore to ride with the wind later on, and rushes out of the ring, retreating with the rest of the run down, broken Corporate Club. Amo motions for a microphone, much to the delight of the crowd.
Amo: Yeah! Run away while you can, Biff, I told you we’d find a way! See, you said you’d have your guys patrolling the building. I thought we’d still be able to get in, but your Club plus security’d probably be more of a problem than we felt like dealing with. However, we were watching our nice little portable television outside, and we saw you bring all your guys down to the ring, figured that security’d also be lax at that point, and voila! The Forces of Greatness are here, and gracing your presence!
Danny: Biff, we want a match, and we’ll tear apart everything you have here until you give us what you paid us to do! If you’re afraid that we just killed your tag division, too bad! That’s what you got! If you’re afraid that we just killed your Corporate Club, too bad! We did it now, and we’ll do it again!
Amo: Skurai, just wanted to let you know that we respect your skill and talent, and we’re here whenever you can’t handle the numbers game…
Skurai snatches the microphone from Amo.
Skurai: Who said that I couldn’t handle the numbers? Who ever said that I wanted your help?
Amo: Hey, that’s no way to say thanks to the awesome guys who saved your bacon!
Skurai: Whatever, thanks for the help, but next time, I’ll call you…
Skurai tosses the microphone to Amo, before tossing down a smoke bomb. The lights go out, and when they return, Skurai, and the knocked out Gary are both gone…
Amo: I suppose that’s better than a kick to the jaw, I guess…Danny, I think it’s time we get the hell out of here!
Danny: Yeah…
Amo: But not before this audience sees the glory of my chiseled physique!
Danny: Oh great…
Amo takes off his new maroon with white text “Forces of Greatness: Pure Awesomeness” shirt, and flexes in various poses for the crowd as the show goes off the air.
Fade Out
End of Show
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Post by scrawn on Aug 20, 2006 6:12:02 GMT -5
Excellent show by all involved.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 20, 2006 6:16:20 GMT -5
I agree. Fallout is good, but this week was outstanding in particular, mostly due to Senator writing a thousand segments. Seven more and we would have went to page 3, by the way.
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Post by hunter on Aug 20, 2006 7:01:23 GMT -5
Fantastic show, as per usual.
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Post by The Senator on Aug 20, 2006 8:44:02 GMT -5
Awesome show with everyone hitting on all cylanders, and then some. Many thanks to all who wrote for the show, BK/Latino for picking up matches on short notice as they often do, Hitman for his usual hilarity, Rose for some very interesting stuff, and Yoko for putting it all together...and anyone else who contributed. If we can have another week like this, the sky's the limit for Fallout.
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Post by Shawn on Aug 20, 2006 12:20:16 GMT -5
Fun show.
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Post by hitman on Aug 20, 2006 12:55:24 GMT -5
This is probably one of the best Fallouts we've had in a long time.
*marks out for Reaper/Cremator 2*
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