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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 13, 2006 20:32:25 GMT -5
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#1: Adrienne Frost vs. Alexis Bijoux
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#2: Fallout Television Title: El Froggy Mask vs. "The Gambler" Nick Valentino
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#3: The Goodfellas vs. Ken Williams and Jason Daniels
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#4: Dawn of the Undead: Reaper vs. Cremator
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#5: Fallout Openweight Title Shot: Colossus Rhodes vs. Beau James
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This is a Halberd II Production…
People die, buildings burn, but Fallout is forever.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 13, 2006 20:32:51 GMT -5
Segment: Opening Hype (Credit: Senator)
R.J. Fisher: Yes, it's another installment of the top wrestling program in the world, the fastest hour on television, Saturday Night Fallout! This show might not have as large a budget, or as much time as others, but it's got what the fans demand, fast paced, hard hitting action, distinctinve individuals, heated feuds, and dominant stables!
Dean Bardo: Bardo here, and while my associate might be able to go on for hours about what he loves about Fallout, I'll tell you what we have on the card tonight. Two new women debut in the opening match, the Goodfellas will be back in action after a long hiatus, El Froggy defends his Fallout Television Title against the Gambler, Nick Valentino, and we have what a certain media director has called the "Dawn of the Undead," a match pitting the newcomer, Reaper against the veteran, Cremator in what should promise to be an unpredictable contest.
Fisher: And in the main event, Beau James and Colossus Rhodes fight for a shot at...
Suddenly, "Immigrant Song" plays, as Biff makes his usual way out into the J.P.H. Fallout Gymnasium, walking to the ring.
Biff: Ok, before anything else, I want Dean Bardo to get up from his seat, and get in the ring, and I want Tim Dwight to get out here as well!
Dwight and Bardo both head to the ring, looking somewhat uneasy with the situation.
Biff: Now last week, you two happened to do something that took me off guard, something that few people 'round here would do if they want to stay off my hitlist! You dudes jumped several members of my Corporate Club.
Dwight: Now, look here, you saw the situation...
Biff: Sure I did! And you know, you two were just doing your jobs.
Bardo: So, does this mean I can go back to my seat?
Biff: Sure, sure, you two probably saved me money in the long run, if Wolf got hurt any worse, I'd have to keep him on as a free rider, like Zephyr...anyway, you two were doing your jobs, and I understand that. But...there was one other bro who had no business out there. Beau James, you're called the King of Kingsport, but here on Fallout, you're one of my employees. Now, we've had problems in the past, and really, I don't mind that sort of thing, it keeps things sorta interesting, if you know what I mean, keeps me on my toes. But, you stepped over the line last week, and because of that, I hope you're prepared...
Dwight: Excuse me for a moment, and do excuse my rash demeanor in asking this, but I just wish to urge you to keep this match clean. Regular rules, no interference on any side, just a fair, clean match for the shot at the title.
Biff: Now why would I do that? You know I like to even the odds here and there, and if that's what I want to do, I'll do that!
Dwight: I know, but really, don't you trust your own guy? Don't you think Rhodes can handle himself? Don't you think that with the problems those two have, that it'll be interesting enough without any added complications?
Biff: Yeah, he can handle himself, I'd not have picked the dude for the Corporate Club if I didn't trust his ability...I'll do it. I'll ban all Corporate Club members from ringside, and all other guys, sure, that's what I'll do, since the Immovable Object'll just make a mess of James anyway!
Dwight: Good, good, that's what I wanted to hear, and I look foward to one heck of a match later on.
Fade Out
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 13, 2006 20:33:12 GMT -5
Match: Adrienne Frost vs Alexis Bijou (Credit: Rose)
Iris: Ladies and Gentleman… This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Boston, Massachusetts… Please welcome “The Dominatrix from Hell” Adrienne Frooooooost!
“Cheery Lips” hits over the sound system and Mistress Frost comes out to a negative reaction. She doesn’t give the reception any attention, because she really doesn’t care. All she does is crack her whip at the entranceway and the makes her way down to the ring. She enters the ring, takes her corner, and awaits her opponent.
Iris: And next… From Cotter, Arkansas… Please welcome “Cutie” Alexis Bijooooooooooux!
“Broken Promises” hits over the sound system and Ms. Bijoux comes out to a pretty lukewarm, yet mostly positive reaction. She slaps the hands of the fans on the way to the ring and slides right under the bottom rope. She seems to be in good spirits, yet can’t help but feel she’s in for one heckuva fight as she takes her corner.
*Bell Rings*
The first thing the two women do after the bell rings is measure one another up. Alexis isn’t sure if her opponent is as fierce as she looks, but she’s not about to take any chances. Adrienne isn’t all together impressed by her opponent, and the cocky look on her face illustrates this perfectly. The two tie-up and Frost quickly comes out on top with a wristlock focusing in on Alexis’ right arm.. She elbows Alexis’ arm, brings her down to one knee, and then takes her all the way down by applying an armbar. The crowd claps in appreciation of Frost’s technical skill, not that she cares what they think one way or the other. Alexis is in a lot of pain, but is lucky enough to be close to the ropes. Frost applies the hold as hard as she can, but Alexis still manages to get to the rope. The Dominatrix From Hell doesn’t call herself that for nothing, and prolongs the pain by keeping the hold on as long as possible. Finally, just as the Referee is about to disqualify her following a 5 count, she releases the hold.
Alexis tries to pull herself up to a vertical position. However, it seems that her opponent’s efforts to weaken her arm have gone a lot better than expected, and she’s favoring it heavily as she struggles up to her feet. Frost isn’t about to wait, and she walks forward to grab her weakened opponent. Alexis pushes her away with what force she can muster, and this only succeeds in angering Adrienne even more. In return for her efforts, Alexis gets a hard slap and an Irish whip into the nearby turnbuckle. Adrienne unloads a series of forearms that knock Alexis all the way down to a seating position. Alexis has completely at the mercy of her opponent, and this shows by how easily Adrienne blatantly chokes her with the heel of one of her stiletto boots. Like before, Adrienne narrowly avoids being disqualified for holding on the move a little longer than necessary and the fans chastise her accordingly. To follow it up, Frost Irish whips her into the opposing corner and waits for her to stagger outwards. She does, and is on the receiving end of a nice snap suplex. Adrienne hooks the leg and the referee counts…
1…………
2………..
And Alexis gets her left shoulder up just seconds before the three count. Adrienne is a little frustrated by Alexis’ determination, but she doesn’t show it. She takes this moment as an opportunity to plan a bigger attack. She gets on the ring apron, and she’s careful to situate herself on the side directly behind her opponent. Alexis gets to her feet and then Adrienne springboards off the top rope and clean through the air. She easily reaches Alexis and tries to grab on her head to turn the move into a springboard bulldog, but… Alexis somehow manages to stay her ground and use her opponents momentum to her advantage. She pushes Adrienne even further forward and the crowds pops for what they perceive as the turning point in the match up. Adrienne lands firmly on her butt, but she’s not tired enough that this slows her down considerably. She rushes to her feet and walks right into a headscissors take down. Adrienne gets to her feet again, and is taken back down quickly by a surprisingly nice rolling heel kick. The crowd pops huge as Alexis hooks the leg for the.
1………..
2……….
Adrienne kicks out very strongly, and it becomes apparent that it will take a little more than one miscalculation to turn the match into Alexis’ favor. Is she wants to really take control of the match, then she needs to follow up this string of offense with something bigger. Luckily for her, she happens to have something a lot bigger in mind. She takes quite a few steps backwards so she can get some running distance, and then she waits for her dastardly opponent to get to her feet. Just when Adrienne gets to her feet, Alexis runs forward and takes a small jump into the air. The move is a very beautiful tornado DDT that, if successful, will not only impress the crowd, but almost surely end the match. The thing is…it’s not successful. In an impressive show of strength and intelligence, Adrienne holds Alexis up in the air mid-move. In the blink of an eye, Adrienne slips her head out of the front facelock and lets gravity slam Alexis back down to the mat. Almost before her opponent even hits the mat, Adrienne locks in a Fujiwara armbar on her already tender right arm. Adrienne immediately begins to wrench and pull with a sadistic tenacity. The crowd pops huge for the reversal, but they can barely be heard due to the screams coming from Alexis. She struggles and claws towards the ropes, but it’s a long, long way off. If she doesn’t make any movement soon, then she will have no choice but to tap out. Things are looking grim, but Alexis shows her resolve and slowly inches towards the ropes… Just as Alexis is about to reach the rope, Adrienne releases the hold.
Of course, she doesn’t release the hold out of kindness…she merely does it because she wants to keep the advantage of ring position in her favor. She pulls Alexis by her right arm back into the middle of the ring, and performs a knee drop right on top of it. Alexis writhes around in pain and then…Frost just backs away from her weakened opponent. The crowd doesn’t know what to think of this, but they clap as if it’s sportsmanship at it’s finest. Alexis gets to her feet, holding her arm the entire time, and looks at Adrienne differently… She thinks that maybe there’s a heart underneath the cold exterior of her opponent.
She’s wrong.
The Dominatrix from Hell runs forward and goes for what looks like a flying headscissors, but quickly becomes the Domination(Christo). Of course, she focuses the armbar half of the maneuver in on Alexis’ sore, aching arm. Alexis falls down to one knee, and then all the way down to the mat. There’s no way for her to break the hold, and she finally taps out to the pain.
*Bell Rings*
Iris: Here is your winner by submission… Adrienne Frooooooooooooost!
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 13, 2006 20:33:28 GMT -5
Segment: Coming Soon… (Credit: Jack Jefferson)
We open to a dark night scene as the opening beats of “The Next Episode – Instrumental” begin to play. The rain is pouring down and we appear to be in a deserted open athletics stadium. A spot light is shining down on a lonely figure completing a series of press-ups, the beams of light accentuating the torrential rain lashing down upon him. As we zoom in we can see the rain streaming down his face, matting his mid-length hair to his head. He grimaces as he pushes himself up again and his muscles flex, his muscle tone highlighted by the glow of the spotlight.
We cut to an in-ring scene showing the man applying a Border City Stretch to a masked man who appears to be screaming in pain. The masked man taps out soon after and as he does so the instrumental really begins to kick in and reaches full volume.
The next scene simply shows the man stood under the spotlight in the pouring rain, the shadow casting a menacing shadow across his face as he stares intensely at the camera and lightning flashes in the background.
We cut to another in-ring scene; the man whips his opponent across the ring and leaps into the air, connecting with a vicious-looking Wheel Kick which knocks his opponent out. He covers and gets the 1-2-3.
Again we return to the near deserted stadium where the man is running up and down the stairs in the stands.
Once again we return to in-ring action where the man has his opponent laid across the turnbuckle. He climbs up to the second rope and lifts up his opponent in a Fallaway Slam position. He allows a slight grin to cross his face before flipping backwards and hitting a Fallaway Moonsault, crashing his opponent into the mat as the bass hits loudly.
The screen goes black and a logo appears on the screen. On the left is a jagged black ‘J’ with a yellow outline and on the right is a mirror image but with the colours inversed so the fill is yellow and the outline is black. Underneath is the moniker ‘Jack of all Trades’ which is above the name ‘Jack Jefferson’.
The screen fades to black again and the words ‘Coming Soon’ fade onto the screen in bold white letters.
Fade to Black
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 13, 2006 20:33:46 GMT -5
Segment: It’s Good to be Me (Credit: Sarin / Yoko)
The lovely Adrienne Frost…
She’s making her way back to her room after her glorious victory. A Fallout interviewer is trying to follow her and get a few words…What IS his name?
Adrienne: Don’t bother me now, Mr…It doesn’t matter, really. I need to enjoy my debut into your sport.
Those are the only words she is relinquishing to him. She has reached her destination and enters her locker room. A bottle of champagne awaits her at her mirror. She smiles as she prepares to uncork it and celebrate the night.
Fade Out.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 13, 2006 20:34:01 GMT -5
Fallout TV Title Match Froggy vs. The Gambler (Credit: Latino)
Iris: This next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Fallout TV Title. Introducing first..the challenger….The Gambler!
The fans give out a loud range of boos as the Gambler, already in the ring, raises an arm. He gives out a smug look but then stares back at the entranceway waiting for his opponent.
Iris: And the Fallout TV Champion….from the Janitor’s Closet and weighing in at 100 lbs….El Froggy Mask!
The Green Hornet’s theme begins to play as Froggy comes out to a big pop from the crowd. He has the title belt wrapped around his waist and starts to walk down the entranceway as the fans lean over the barrier. He then runs down the rest of the entranceway and slides underneath the ropes. In a matter of seconds, the champion is back on his feet. He points to the crowd and passes the Referee his title as the bell rings.
* The Bell Rings *
Froggy and Gambler quickly lock up in the middle of the ring and without a thought, Froggy is whipped into the ropes. Gambler follows along but Froggy jumps on the middle rope and springs backwards with an elbow to his opponent’s face. Gambler slams into the ring mat and Froggy rolls backwards onto his feet. He looks around to the crowd and then gives them a smile as they all pop for the superstar. He then bends over and grabs Gambler by the hair. As he’s pulled up to his feet, Gambler is whipped into the turnbuckle. Froggy charges at him and then jumps up with a big splash. Gambler catches him and then quickly lifts him up. He holds him up briefly for a few seconds and then drops his face right on the turnbuckles for the snake eyes. He then escapes out of the corner as Froggy leans up against it. Gambler grabs the champion from behind and quickly performs a textbook German Suplex. He then kicks back up onto his feet as Froggy is laid out on the mat. Gambler climbs the turnbuckle corner and as he reaches the top he yells out to all the fans. He leaps off the top with an elbow drop directed right for Froggy’s heart. He then hooks the leg as he makes the cover and the Referee slides onto the mat. . . . ONE! . . . TWO! . . Kickout by Froggy as Gambler looks very pissed off. He grabs Froggy by the hair and roughly pulls him back to his feet. Gambler throws a right and a left nailing him in the face. He then wraps his arms around his waist and goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Froggy knees him in the stomach. Gambler stumbles back and Froggy doesn’t wait a second as he nails Gambler with a low angle dropkick. Gambler goes down to one knee as Froggy rolls backward and then lunges forward at his opponent with a lariat that takes down Gambler flat on his back. Froggy then gets back up and raises both arms as the fans are cheering madly. He then grabs Gambler and whips him into the ropes. Froggy runs the opposite way and as both men meet, the champion jumps up and takes Gambler down with the Leaping Spiral Lariat. Gambler rolls over and as he gets up to his knees Froggy runs towards the ropes. He grabs onto them and then springboards off the middle rope once again. He then locks his ankles and flips Gambler over with a Hurracanrana Whip. Now as Gambler is laid out without any movement Froggy looks around to all the fans. He then runs towards the turnbuckle and jumps up on top. He then quickly dives off with the El Froggy Splash that slams right into his opponent’s ribcage. He hooks the leg as the Referee makes the count. . . . ONE! . . . TWO! . . . THREE!
Iris: Here is your winner and still Fallout TV Title Championship….El Froggy Mask!
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 13, 2006 20:34:20 GMT -5
Segment: Don’t Fear The Reaper, Fear The…Well, The Reaper (Credit: Sarin / Yoko)
Fade into a creepy boiler room type area. Two boots step into view. The camera slowly pans up to reveal the Reaper, looming there and breathing hard. After a moment of silence, he steps off screen, revealing an image he had been blocking from view.
The wall is on fire.
But not just on fire, specific areas. In the shapes of letters.
“Cremator’s End” is spelled with flames on the wall.
Fade out.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 13, 2006 20:34:35 GMT -5
Segment: Jooolio and the ADL (Credit: Senator)
Coming back from the break, Julio Rivera is seen in the locker room area, with "investigative journalist" Rich Marlowe at hand with his recorder.
Marlowe: Rich Marlowe, Investigative Reporter standing in the Fallout Locker Room with wrestler Julio Rivera. Now, Mr. Rivera, a watchdog group called the Anti Defamation League has spoken out against you as of late. They say that you regularly demean Jewish individuals here whenever you speak here on Fallout, using the term "Jooo" as an insul...
Julio: Jooooooliio is ze vorld vamoos star! Joooooo speak too Jooooliooo like ze haters!
Marlowe: Excuse me, I ddin't catch all of that...
Julio: Joooo are biiiig fooool!
Marlowe: Say what?
Julio: Jooooo know vut? Joooolioooo vill zay vis! All ze veautivul vomen out dere vant Jooooliooo! Zey vant ze Eaaarrrrrrresistable Vorce! Zey can't stay away!
Marlow: Very well then, this is Rich Marlowe, Investigative Reporter, signing out...and I need a drink after that.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 13, 2006 20:34:56 GMT -5
Match 3: The Goodfellas vs. Ken Williams and Jason Daniels (Credit: Sensei)
It's now time for another quality Fallout brand match. Brought to you by the good folks at Victor's Pizza, the place that "has no connection to Latino. Whatsoever."
Philip: "The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 435 lbs, they are the team of Eddie the Wire and Tony the Rod, they are the Goodfellas!"
"Blood" hits and the Goodfellas make their way down to the ring, gaining a mixed reaction of sorts. They enter the ring and taunt the crowd.
Philip: "And their opponents, at a combined weight of 425 lbs, they are the team of Ken Williams and Jason Daniels!"
Generic rock music hits and Ken and Jason make their way down the ramp and to the ring. They enter and immediately get in the faces of the Goodfellas.
Bell rings.
Ken and Eddie opt to go to the apron while Jason locks up with Tony, who backs his opponent into the corner. Tony chops the chest of Jason then scoops him up and places him upside in the tree of woe. Jason thrashes to get out of the predicament but sadly, his attempts to get off scot free are thwarted courtesy of a sliding dropkick. Eddie claps on his partner while Ken reaches out for a tag. Tony goes towards Eddie and tags him in. The instant Eddie enters the ring, Jason gets put in a full nelson and rocked with punches and a full nelson slam. Eddie drops down for the pin… 1… 2… Jason manages to kick out and go towards Ken for the tag. Eddie runs at the two but they duck out of the way and the Goodfella hits the turnbuckles, which allows Ken to grab Eddie's head and lay into him with punches. Jason leaves the ring as Ken covers. 1… 2… Eddie forces his shoulder off the canvas.
Ken then picks up Eddie and drags him over to his corner where Jason receives a tag. The two men grab Eddie and go for a double suplex. The developmental guys manage to lift up Eddie… only to fall victim to a double DDT from the Goodfella. Ken and Jason twitch on the canvas while Eddie makes the tag to Tony. The Goodfellas enter the ring then pick up Jason and whip him off the ropes. They then toss him up into the air with a double military press and drop to one knee, delivering a double gutbuster to Ken. Tony grabs Jason off the canvas and sets him up for the Spinning Skull Crusher. Ken goes towards his partner but Eddie tosses him up and lands the Wire Cutter at the exact same moment Tony completes the Spinning Skull Crusher.
However, the Goodfellas aren't exactly finish and they toss Ken out of the ring then turn their attention towards Jason. Eddie sets up the out of it Jason for a Styles Clash. Tony then sends Jason crashing into the mat with his half of the Omerta. Eddie rolls into a pin and Jason is completely unaware of the 1-2-3.
Philip: "Here are your winners, The Goodfellas!"
The Goodfellas raise their arms in the air as we cut to a break.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 13, 2006 20:35:15 GMT -5
Segment: Cremation (Credit: Yoko / Sarin)
The Cremator is standing in the same boiler room that the Reaper was in earlier, staring at the message on the wall. He presses his hand against the wall, and the fire fades.
Cremator: Reaper…You cannot scare me with the flames of hell, I’ve spent my life in them. I’m THE CREMATOR.
He closes his eyes, and the entire wall bursts into flame, but just for a few seconds, and then it dies back down.
Cremator: And tonight, I’m going to Cremate YOU.
He walks off.
Fade out
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 13, 2006 20:35:33 GMT -5
Segment: Enough! (Credit: Senator)
Biff's office is rarely a peaceful place, and this time is no exception, as Biff's on his cell phone, Tony Givens is arguing with Maxmillion de la Cruz, and Daniel Ness is pacing the floor(which is difficult, given the empty pizza and doughnut cases).
Biff: No, Amo, you two are special features, I'm not booking you this week, the crowds just saw you guys for two weeks straight, and next week Skurai's in, wouldn't want to have all our big draws together at once!
Biff hangs up the phone to speak with Ness.
Biff: Ok, and your prob's what?
Ness: My problem is that you're giving Rhodes a title shot before I get mine!
Biff: I told you before, he first has to win this, and then he's gotta go on and beat Skurai...but who knows, maybe I gave him instructions, sheesh, just take your time and calm down, you're still my main feature, the Ace of the Club, the Prince of Fallout, ok, Mr. de la Cruzin?
Maxmillion: Why can we not have a match?
Biff: Easy, you dudes can't get a match every week, and I want you to just chill!
Maxmillion: You don't tell your Goodfellas that, they were booked! I call racism here! You are holding the...
Biff: Ok, please don't play that card with me. As for the Goodfellas, they've been gone for a month or so, and asked for a match, I gave them one, and you guys had one last week, and have had plenty of air time! Is that enough? Biff thinks so! All of you, I need space, I gotta hear myself think here, so you'd be nice enough to get the 'ell outta 'ere, git while the gittin's good!
Everybody files out throught the small doorway as fast as can be, as an incredibly angry Biff speaking in an incomprehensable dialect is not something to fool with...
Fade Out
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 13, 2006 20:35:58 GMT -5
Match: Reaper vs Cremator (Credit: Yoko)
The arena goes dark as Iris Yoon enters the ring. The Undertaker’s theme begins to play as a coffin rises on the stage.
Iris: The next match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from…um…Somewhere, The Reaper!
The coffin swings open revealing the Reaper. Fire follows him as he walks slowly toward the ring. Once inside of the ring, he turns and points at his coffin. A bolt of lightning fires from the rafters, striking the coffin and setting it on fire.
As it burns away into ash, a figure is standing there. He points his arms toward the ring, and lightning bolts strike the frontal poles, lighting up the arena. The figure is The Cremator. He makes his way to the ring.
Iris: And from Death Valley, The Cremator!
He enters the ring and goes face to face with Reaper. Neither back down.
Bell Rings
Punch. Who punched? Both punched. Both men are slugging away relentlessly at each other. The problem seems to be that both have near limitless stamina. Reaper uses his brain and blocks one punch, grabs Cremator, and STO’s him, which is moderately impressive. He picks him back up and throws him into the ropes, and powerslams him on the way back. As he goes to pick him up again, Cremator pushes upward with his hand, thrusting his fist into Reaper’s throat, stunning him. He grabs Reaper with a chokehold as he rises to his feet. Once up, he applies his other hand for a double chokehold, lifts him, and slams him down into a pin.
1!
Kickout.
These two Undertaker-esque men are going to have a hard time with each other not taking the apparent damage from moves.
Cremator lifts up The Reaper and throws him into the corner…which Reaper reverses in mid whip. He rams into Cremator with a clothesline as they both hit the corner. He backs up a few steps and lunges forward again with a miniature clothesline, then forces Cremator onto the top rope. Reaper climbs up, apparently for a superplex of some sort.
But there is a struggle.
Cremator isn’t agreeing with the suplex position, and punches Reaper in the stomach very hard, winding for just a brief second. He slaps his giant hand onto his throat and steps up completely to the top rope for a top rope chokeslam.
Reaper climbs up with him and grabs Cremator’s throat in return. There is a struggle as the massive men balance on the top rope attempting to chokeslam each other. And then there’s a lift and a toss!
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Both men have somehow chokeslammed each other to the outside, defying physics. They crashed through the announcer’s table upon impact, and neither are moving now. The referee begins to count.
1!
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4!
5!
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8!
9!
10!
Bell Rings
Iris: This match has been ruled as a double countout by the acting referee!
Both men are still unmoving in the table debris, though both are still clutching each other loosely by the throat as it goes to commercial.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 13, 2006 20:36:17 GMT -5
Segment: That Bitch (Credit: Sarin / Yoko)
Fade in on…a not so grimy motel, for once! Violet Cyrilla and her hetero-life mate Mary Kane are relaxing on the bed, eating some pizza and watching TV…which happens to be Fallout.
Mary: I like this.
Violet: This sucks. Those two have no talent.
Mary: Not that, this. A nice room, television, actual food. We could live like this every day if you would fight for them every week or so. How hard is it to do that punch thing that you do?
Violet: The environment is just weird for me. I don’t like it.
Mary: But surely the money is appealing.
Violet: This is true.
Mary: Maybe you could eventually punch out that Adrienne bitch. You know?
Violet contemplates this as she chews.
Violet: That could definitely be worth it. I’ll think about it.
End Segment.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 13, 2006 20:36:34 GMT -5
Match #5: Fallout Openweight Title Shot: Colossus Rhodes vs. Beau James
R.J. Fisher: Here we are at the main event! Both Beau James and Colossus Rhodes are going into this match with blood in their eyes, and revenge in their hearts. This clip from last week should properly illustrate why this might be:
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Dean Bardo: Of course, Biff's promise of a chance at the Openweight title next week doesn't have anything to do with it, Fisher.
Fisher: Dean, of course it does, Beau James and Biff do not get along well, Beau's been a thorn in the side of the chairman for months, while with Rhodes, he has to know that the Corporate Club's focus is on getting Daniel Ness the title. This is his one chance to preempt his fellow team member, perhaps, or at the least, to soften Skurai up for a future match.
Bardo: Good analysis for once. Both know that this will be a rare chance to move up in the ranks, but at the same times, they're going to want to destroy each other in the ring anyway.
Soon, Colossus Rhodes makes his entrance to the ring, to Biff’s “Immigrant Song” theme, a large amount of boos sounding for the Corporate Club’s giant enforcer.
Iris: This contest will determine the number one contender for the Fallout Openweight Title for next week! Announcing first, weighing in at three hundred and ninety pounds, the Immovable Object, Colossus Rhoooooooodes!
Bardo: Interesting. Rhodes is wearing a extra large knee brace on his left leg, ostensibly from the chair that James hit it with.
Fisher: Could this be a weakness in the Immovable Object?
“Rocky Top” plays, before Colossus can even get to the ring, and Beau James makes his way down through the audience, rolling into the ring.
Iris: Announcing next, weighing in at two hundred and ninety pounds, Beau Jaaaaaaames!
Beau points to the crowd, circling around the ring and clapping to get the audience behind him, as the bell rings. The King of Kingsport starts off the match going for a collar and elbow on the considerably larger opponent, and only succeeds in being thrown back into a turnbuckle. Rhodes rushes forward, but before he can connect with an attack, Beau catches him with a boot to the sternum. Rhodes, though, is not affected, only letting the foot stop his momentum, before dropping Beau with a clubbing blow to the neck. On the mat, James rolls to the side, before shooting in for a single leg takedown, however, the Immovable Object can not be budged, and connects with another club to the neck. Beau is stunned, with Rhodes taking full advantage, grabbing his opponent’s head, slamming it into his outstretched right knee multiple times.
Bardo: Colossus Rhodes is defiantly improving from his early days when he first showed up at the Dwight Gym, he could barely move then, but has gained quite a bit more agility and speed since then. He’s still slow as molasses, but at least he’s not the Rock of Gibraltar anymore.
Beau stumbles back from the attack into the ropes, holding his head. The Immovable Object follows him in, but as he reaches out, James catches his opponent with an eye rake, and a straight kick to the left knee. Colossus Rhodes stumbles back for a moment, and a moment is all Beau needs to shoot in for another single leg takedown. Rhodes somehow stays on his feet, falling back, but not quite over, reaching across Beau’s neck with a standing crossface that stops the takedown attempt. James lashes out with back elbows, but is not able to get away. Nobody can say, though, that the King of Kingsport lacks intelligence. Stomping on Colossus’s feet to get out of the hold, James runs back off the ropes, and clips the left leg from behind.
Fisher: What will it take to down the Immovable Object? He’s got a bad wheel, and he still can’t be brought to the mat!
Beau stands back up, striking the hobbled Rhodes with a circling series of jab punches to the face, Colossus trying to strike back with a huge right hand, Beau ducking, right into another combination of jabs. James steps back, performs an Ali Shuffle, before faking another punch, right into a dropkick to the knee.
Bardo: This has to be the most I have ever seen Beau move in one single match. He’s obviously more motivated than usual for both the belt, and revenge, and he knows that if he lets up against Rhodes, that he will end up the same way as Wolf.
James stands back up, stepping back, and charging in for a running Kingsport Clothesline…but Rhodes moves forwards and catches his opponent with a bearhug spinebuster into a pin…
…1
…2
…Beau kicks out! Rhodes, though, does not waste time getting up, and dropping an elbow right on Beau’s chest for another pin…
…1
…James once again kicks out, this time, with ease! Beau goes again for the knee, lifting up, and once again, gets caught in the same standing crossface hold. Perhaps, though, that was the idea, as Beau squats deep, slightly loosening the pressure, and explodes up into a huge side backdrop suplex, dropping Rhodes on his head!
Fisher: Woah Nelly!! That was huge! James just suplexed the Immovable Object over his head and drove him into the mat!
Beau does not go for the pin, but instead, backs up, waiting for Rhodes to get to his hands and knees, before running in with a vicious knee strike to the temple, then going for the lateral press…
…1
…2
…Rhodes kicks out! Beau stays on the offence, punching his rising opponent in the face, to little effect. The Immovable Object stands up, slowly backing Beau into a corner, unleashing a toe kick at his opponent’s gut…but Beau catches the right leg kick, and sweeping the weakened left leg, takes Colossus down again, and turns around, sliding the legs into position, right into a Figure Four Leglock!
Bardo: Beau’s always been a mat specialist, and he’s wisely trying to take advantage of wearing Rhodes down. First by hitting him up high to stun and distract, and now he’s attacking the legs again, to slow him down, and perhaps even get a submission victory.
The classic submission forces a yell from Rhodes, as the larger man reaches for the ropes.
Bardo: Moron, he could turn the hold over easily if he’d just think about things…
Rhodes reaches, and reaches, and finally gets the rope in his hands…only for Beau to stand up, releasing his hold, dragging his opponent’s injured leg on the bottom rope, leaping up, and sitting down on the knee. Referee Cliff Mortimer tries to wave Beau off, but the King of Kingsport has his blinders on, and grabbing the gargantuan leg again, places it on the middle rope, springing off the bottom rope, and connecting again, to a howl from Rhodes. Beau pulls Colossus back off the ropes by the leg, and now drops an elbow into the side of the knee, latching a toehold in.
Bardo: Beau is just taking his opponent apart at this point, if Rhodes can’t stand, he can’t win, it’s that simple. Plus, Beau doesn’t have to exert himself from this position, people forget sometimes that he weighs close to three hundred pounds, or that he used to do this sort of thing for entire matches.
After a good thirty seconds or so, Rhodes finally reaches over, punching his opponent in the jaw, and crawling away. Beau slowly stands up, and catches Rhodes in a front facelock as he also rises. James turns slightly around, twirling his finger, before spiking his opponent into the mat with a huge DDT. Beau’s not done there, however, going over to the near turnbuckle, and ascending to the middle rope before leaping off with a flying double knee press to the head! Beau covers for the pin…
…1
…2
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…Rhodes kicks out barely at all, but he does! James is beside himself, amazed that his opponent survived his assault, and as such, is also caught off guard when Rhodes catches him around the throat with two hands, lifting him off the mat, and after holding Beau up for a wobbly moment, Rhodes falls forwards into a Colossus Press chokebomb…
…1
…2
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…Beau now surprises his opponent with the escape!
Fisher: I can’t believe my eyes! This can’t keep going on for long, they’re about to kill each other! I can’t believe that Biff also banned his Corporate Club from ringside!
Bardo: Remember, Rhodes is not his main contender for the title, whoever wins this will have a tough fight ahead of them, after being beaten down this bad.
Neither man has an easy path back up to their feet after the last exchange, Colossus Rhodes favoring his leg, while Beau’s neck and back are clearly hurting. The King of Kingsport manages to make the first move, punching Rhodes in the midsection, and grabbing him by the hair, reaching back for a Kingsport Clothesline, and swings away with his finishing strike…but Rhodes blocks the lariat with one gigantic forearm, reaching in, grasping Beau by the neck and the leg…but Beau elbows out desperately, knowing that a Titan Breaker will end the match decisively.
Fisher: Both guys went for their finishing maneuvers, but neither could connect, this could be quite the difficult match to win here!
Beau lunges out with a jab, but Rhodes swats it away, swinging with an overhead fist, which Beau ducks, right into a haymaker of his own, connecting flush with the jaw of Rhodes. The Immovable Object stumbles back a step, before reaching out with a double hand choke, lifting James off his feet again…but drops him when his ears are clapped. Beau now goes for another DDT, however, Rhodes manages to move forwards, lifting his opponent’s legs up, cradling the neck in mid air, and dropping Beau across his knee with a tremendous Titan Breaker! Colossus covers for an easy pin…
…1
…2
…3!
Iris: Your winner, and the number one contender, Colossus Rhoooooodes!
Bardo: And that’s what happens when you…wait…
Rhodes slowly gets up, his left knee clearly damaged by the backbreaker that it absorbed, and Cliff Mortimer is not even able to help him up all the way to raise his arm for the win. Quickly, Jeffery Janson, and Hugh Daniels dash from the back, and help Rhodes out of the ring, walking him to the back.
Fisher: What could this mean? Will Rhodes be able to compete next week?
Bardo: Doubtful, unless this is some elaborate mind game, and I don’t think that’s the case, Rhodes will most likely not be able to wrestle next week with a knee in that condition.
Beau himself manages to steady himself, getting up to his feet, and motions for a microphone, as Rhodes is halfway down the aisle.
Beau: Hey y’all! Colossus Rhodes, you thought you won this round? Ah think that I just got some sweet Southern Justice on you, you giant sorry jackass! Biff, what’re y’all gonna do when your boy here can’t compete next week? Far as ah care, I got my revenge for Wolf…and let me tell y’all a little secret. When Wolf gets back on his feet, and yes, he sure will get back on his feet, sooner than anyone here thinks…he’s got his sights set right for you, Biff! Y’all can run, but y’all can’t hide, no sir!
The crowd cheers as Beau raises a finger in the air, before slowly and carefully exiting the ring, his back clearly bothering him. What will become of this feud? Will the Corporate Club remain dominant? Will Wolf really return to action, or his career kaput? Is Violet unstoppable? What happened to that Hispanic guy who dumped the beer on Iris last week? Who will be the next creature of the night to join the show? Will the Spanish Soldiers keep their undefeated streak against the also undefeated Forces of Greatness? Tune in next week to find out….or not:)
Fade Out, End of Show
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Post by hitman on Aug 13, 2006 20:44:07 GMT -5
Thank you for Fallout, Yokoberg.
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