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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 9, 2006 16:02:12 GMT -5
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Match #1: Fallout Television Title: Sylvain "Pay Day" Mint vs. Mint's Choice:(El Froggy Mask/Gary) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Match #2 Women's Special Stipulations: Lilly Rouge vs. "X" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Match #3 Edgemaster Debut Match Edgemaster vs. Matthew "The Mauler" Murton ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Match #4: Daniel Ness Trial Series Daniel Ness vs. Firefly ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Match #5: Team Capitalist: Anthony Kalb/Will Anger/"X" vs. Spanish Soldiers: Senor Peligro/El Rey de la Mascara/"X" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Match #6: Battle of the Big Men: Wolf vs. "Immovable Object" Colossus Rhodes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This is a Halberd II Production
Today’s Fallout is brought to you by Psycho Green Lantern.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 9, 2006 16:02:34 GMT -5
Segment: Opening Hype (Credit: Senator)
R.J. Fisher: Welcome everyone to Fallout, the fastest hour on television! Tonight, the Forces of Greatness will return to the J.P.H. Fallout Gymnasium, and they have a message for the roster to hear! Also, in the main event, we'll see the battle of the big men, as Wolf pits his power against the Corporate Club's Immovable Object, Colossus Rhodes! We also will see a six man mystery tag, as Anthony Kalb and Will Anger will face the Spanish Soldiers...but who's going to be the third tag partner for either team? Daniel Ness starts off his trial series tonight, against the high flying Firefly of the Dwight Gym, in what will certainly be an interesting match. Plus, you'll get to see Lilly Rouge take on an undetermined member of our new Fallout Womens Roster in hot action!
Dean Bardo: Oh, I'm sure this crowd will love that... Next up, though, we'll see Sylvain Mint defend his Television Title against one of two opponents. Now, his choice, as determined by our chairman, seems to be just a little, well, lopsided. Either El Froggy Mask...or Gary. I have no idea who he is going to pick.
Fisher: Dean, come on, cut out the sarcasm, we all...
"I wanna Rock and Roll all Night" suddenly plays, as Sylvain "Pay Day" Mint walks out to the top of the entranceway.
Sylvain Mint: All of you losers here probably want to hear which chumpstain I'm gonna pick here. Now, on one hand, I could go the hard way, and have to exert more effort if I pick Froggy...not to say I can't beat him, though. On the other hand, I could just get my check, and cash it in, if I pick Gary. Hard choice, huh? Well, I made my choice, and it's not gonna be Gary! Biff said that if I take Froggy out in a match, I'd get my raise that I wanted, so Froggy it is! Even if I lose, I still win, since that means I don't have to go out here every week and defend this cheap little title in front of you peons! Yeah, El Froggy Mask, I choose you!
Mint walks back to the backstage area, to finalize his preparations for his match.
Fisher: Wow! I can't believe that he just chose Froggy! We're going to have a great match here tonight, then! Dean, I bet you didn't think that'd happen!
Bardo: Sure, Fisher, I was totally in the dark, and didn't see that he would pick Froggy, so what. I doubt anyone but Biff and Mint knew that he'd do anything else.
Fade Out
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 9, 2006 16:02:58 GMT -5
Match: Sylvain Mint vs El Froggy Mask - Fallout TV Title (Credit: Yoko)
The first match!
Iris enters the ring to begin it.
Iris: Introducing first, from San Francisco, CA, the current Fallout Television Champion, Sylvain “Pay Day” Mint!
Iiiii, wanna rock and roll all niiiiight….And party every day! The famous Kiss theme plays over the sound system as Sylvain makes his way out.
Iris: And his opponent…El Froggy Mask!
The fans cheer wildly as El Froggy Mask comes out to the tune Green Hornet. He enters the ring via jumping over the top rope, and the match is on.
Bell Rings
Froggy starts the match with a surprisingly quick running shoulder block, which Mint dodges. But Froggy had planned for that, and only did it to make him panic. He easily tucks down and rolls through the landing to his feet, and grapples Mint from behind. He holds him in a chinlock for a bit and then lets go, clubbing him in the back of the head. Froggy runs into the ropes and comes back - right into a lariat from Mint. Mint rubs the back of his head to try to ease the pain away from that blow, but continues after Froggy. He scoop slams him and follows it up with a very Jerry Lawler-esque fistdrop to Froggy’s face. He then runs into the ropes and comes back with another fistdrop. He covers.
1!
Kickout by Froggy.
Mint takes this opportunity to get revenge and club Froggy on the head, and then pulls him into a sleeper hold. Froggy forces himself to his feet, but can’t quite escape the grasp of the sleeper. Thinking fast, he tosses his leg back a bit and hooks it behind Mint’s, and then forces himself backwards, tripping Mint, and thus landing on top of him and knocking the wind out of him and breaking the hold. Froggy rolls away the moment he’s free.
But Mint is already back up. He comes after Froggy as he is getting up. Froggy keeps him at bay with a very stiff kick to the stomach. Froggy then runs into the ropes, and springboards back with a hard dropkick to Mint’s chest. He waits for Mint to rise, and then performs a standing dropkick. He repeats this action, and Mint is getting up slower with each one. Froggy doesn’t push his luck and helps Mint up this time, and does an Irish whip on him. On the return, he leaps and Hurricanrana’s Mint with no pin. He then runs and hops onto the top rope, signaling for The Hop. But Mint sees it before he’s fully up and rolls out of the ring to avoid it. Froggy jumps back down to the mat, disappointed. Mint stays on the outside. The referee begins to count.
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3!
4!
5!
Froggy is in no mood to chase him out there unless it gets close to 10. But Mint, satisfied with his breather, rolls back in before 6. The two circle for a moment and then resume.
They grapple, but in midgrapple, Mint pokes Froggy in the eyes. He uses a vertical suplex on the in-pain Froggy, followed by yet another fistdrop. He drops a quick knee on Froggy’s head, and then picks him up with some sort of signal. He’s putting Froggy into a pump handle position for the Magnum Driver! But in the process of lifting him and turning him, Froggy slips behind Mint. Back to back, Froggy hooks their arms together and slides forward with a backslide pin.
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2!
3!
Mint kicks out, but it’s too late. Froggy rolls to the outside.
Bell Rings
Iris: Your winner, and NEW Television champion, El Froggy Mask!
The crowd pops loudly as he takes the belt and flees to the back before Mint realizes just what has happened. And when Mint realizes, he is not pleased, throwing a mini tantrum in the ring. Fade to commercial.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 9, 2006 16:03:59 GMT -5
Segment: "Can I please have a match?" (Credit: Senator)
Coming back from the break, ring announcer Iris Yoon is seen in Biff's office, along with the regulars, Craig Lewis, Tony Givens, Tim Dwight, and of course, Biff Taylor himself.
Iris: Pleeeese? That's all I really ever really wanted to do here on Fallout, I wanted a match, a match, and I see that you now have a womens division, and I'd be perfect for it, really, you know I would be, I want this so bad, I want to wrestle in front of an adoring crowd, and it would be so...
Biff: Ok, ok, I get the idea already, dudette! Now, how much training...
Tony Givens: None, and that's why I say no.
Iris: You meanie, I just want to go out there, I don't care what happens, I just want to...
"Textbook" Tim Dwight: We all have things we want, but we all also have to work to obtain our goals, perhaps if you wish...
Craig Lewis: Aw, why not? She's hot, and they'd love her, esepcially in *that* match.
Biff: True, I can't really see how you'd foul up in *that* match...alright, sure, you can wrestle...but don't you have an announing job to do, too?
Dwight: If need be, I can step in at a moment's notice.
Biff: Perfect! You'll be facing Lilly Rouge later on tonight, in a...special...sort of match! Get ready, cause you're gonna have to be for this one!
Iris: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! ThankyouallsomuchIjustcan'tbelievethatit'sgonnahappen! Omega Effect, here I come!
Iris practically floats out of the room in glee, while Givens and Dwight shake their heads.
Fade Out
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 9, 2006 16:04:57 GMT -5
Match: Iris vs Lilly (Credit: Rose)
Iris: Ladies and Gentleman… This is a very special Lingerie Paddle on a Pole Match! The ladies will compete while clad in their personal lingerie. There will be a paddle hanging from a pole in the neutral corner. If a lady is successfully able to retrieve the paddle, then she will be able to use it freely to her advaaaantaaaaaage!
Iris waits for a huge pop from the crowd, but she receives…nothing at all. She doesn’t think to much of this, and continues her job.
Iris: Introducing first… From Long Beach, Califonia… Please welcome… Lilly Rooooooooouge!
“Karma Chameleon” hits on the sound system and Lilly Rouge comes out to a positive reaction. She’s dressed very provocatively in light pink babydoll with a matching pair of lacy French cut panties. She’s still sort of shy about having to parade around in public like this, but she’s starting to come into her own. She sashays seductively down to the ring and even does a sexy little dance for the fans halfway down, which garners a response from even the legendarily hard to please Fallout fans. She enters the ring and waits for mystery opponent… Iris can barely hold in her excitement as she announces this mystery woman…
Iris: And next…from San Francisco, California… Please welcome in her Fallout debut…
Iris pauses from dramatic effect.
Iris: Iris Yooooooooooooooooooooooon…!
She is so excited at hearing her own name and finally getting a chance to compete, that she can’t help herself.
Iris: Yooooooooooooooooooon!
She obviously prepared for this beforehand, and quickly slips off her red dress. She reveals not only her stunning figure, but also her alluring unmentionables. She’s wearing black silk camisole and a matching thong that leaves very little to the imagination. She’s full of excitement, but still manages to enter the ring in a very seductive manner as Lilly looks on with a confused frown.
*Bell Rings*
Iris is the more excited of the two and quickly tackles Lilly down to the mat. To a surprisingly quiet reaction, Iris pulls at Lilly’s hair. Lilly squeals girlishly and tries to pull herself free. The two roll all around the mat and jockey for position. Normally, the site of two hot young women rolling around on top of each other in various suggestive positions would make a wrestling fan’s night… Fallout fans, however, are not amused in the least bit. Finally, Lilly gets herself on top and unleashes a barrage of overly feminine slaps to Iris’ face. Just as Iris begins to squeal, it becomes apparent that the crowd has had enough. Not worrying, or caring, for the feelings of the women in the ring, the crowd begins to loudly chant “You’re both whores!”
This immediately gets to Lilly, who stands up to her feet and looks at the crowd with a cute frown on her face. Iris seems to be very jarred by this violent harsh as well. In fact, it seems to be getting to her must moreso than it is to Lilly. Iris takes her anger out on the only person she can… She tackles Lilly from behind and knocks her down face first to the mat. She mounts her from behind and tries to choke her while in this position. It’s worth noting that if this match was on Wafare or Meltdown, the fans would pop loudly for this risqué position… The Fallout fans, however, are in the middle of a “Orton Sucks!” chant for no noticeable reason other than to show how bored they are with this matchup. Even though it’s a pretty competitive for a T&A match…it’s still a T&A match, so they could care less. Iris is successfully choking Lilly from the aforementioned position to absolutely no positive reaction, and it appears to be getting to her.
Lilly is also embarrassed by the harsh reaction, and more importantly the humiliating position she’s found herself in… She elbows Iris as best she can, and finally Iris releases the choke hold. They both get to their feet, and Iris goes for a hurricanrana, but this is botched miserably due to a combination frustration, embarrassment, inexperience, and her very skimpy attire. Iris just kind of falls to the mat, and Lilly sells it like she’s been hit by a missile…even though nothing’s really happened to her at all. This attempt at an actual wrestling move from Iris is booed unmercifully by the fans, and a loud “You Fucked Up!” chant starts.
Iris is visibly shaken, but goes on with the match like planned. She climbs the turnbuckle and makes an attempt to get the paddle, all while the fans are heckling her the entire way. Lilly gets up and grabs her from behind a second before she retrieves the laughable weapon. Lilly’s able to stop her for a few seconds, but Iris uses her thong-clad derriere like a battering ram right into Lilly’s head. Lilly falls backwards as the crowd again boos this powder-puff offense. The “Booooooring!” chant now dominates the arena as Iris retrieves the paddle.
She looks like she’s about to cry as she daintily hops from the top rope. Lilly gets to her feet and Iris grits her teeth in anger. However, her attempts to look intimidating are lost on the crowd since she’s dressed in basically nothing, after all. She rears the paddle back like a baseball bat and tries to take Lilly’s head off. If this had hit, it might have garnered a pop from the crowd…but that’s doubtful. Lilly ducks at the last second and gently kicks Iris right in the stomach then grabs her by the hair and slings her down to the mat. Lilly takes this opportunity to do a sexy little dance for the crowd in an attempt to win them back. Her attempt is taken very harshly and she’s very quick to lose her cool. Being that she’s always been a very sensitive girl, she starts to cry…much like Iris did earlier. The main difference is that her disappointment doesn’t channel into anger and Iris is ready to unleash her frustration on somebody. As Lilly turns around to retrieve the paddle, and perhaps even use it… She walks right into Iris, who knees her in the stomach. Lilly bends over and clutches her stomach, and Iris takes this moment to get down on one knee. She pulls Lilly down and places her over her other knee. Lilly tries to struggle, but Iris will not be denied. She pulls down the back portion of Lilly’s pink panties so that her bottom is fully exposed to the hostile Fallout crowd…. Then Iris does a move that harkens to her finisher from her rookie days…and it can only be called the Super Naughty Girl. With all the anger and rage that’s built up during the match, Iris waylays onto Lilly’s bare bottom with all the power she can muster. Lilly squeals girlishly, and starts to cry even more than she was before…this time out of legitimate pain. Still, she holds on and kicks her feet wildly to get free, the same way a child would in a similar predicament. Iris has very little trouble holding Lilly in place, and only brings the paddle down harder and harder on Lilly’s tender cheeks. As Iris hits even harder, her girlish squeals turn into full on screams… Still, Lilly doesn’t give up right away, and she tries one last time to force her way out of the move. To the relief of the Fallout fans, this doesn’t work and finally, after her butt has turned a shade above pink and a shade below dark red, Lilly finally taps out.
The crowd doesn’t even pop the finish. In fact, they immediately transition into a “Don’t Come Back!” chant as the referee calls for the bell and Iris picks up the mic…
*Bell Rings*
Iris: Here……..is your winner……by…..submission… Iris—
The crowd’s booing is too much for her to continue and the “Don’t Come Back!” chants have completely drowned out her already shaky voice.
Iris: Here is your win—
A loud “Shut the Fuck Up!” chant overwhelms her and that proves to be the breaking point of her patience. She walks up the ramps as she tries to fight back the tears and resists the notion of getting the mic and saying what she feels right now. As she makes it to the top, a Hispanic man in the front row throws his beer so that it hits her right in the face and gets all over her. That was the last straw and she stars running to the back with the taste of tears mixed with cheap beer flowing into her mouth.
Lilly, gets up and is a little dazed by the whole affair. She remembers to pull up her panties, and as she does, she seems to be completely dejected by losing in such a humiliating fashion. She’s also very saddened by having to feel the wrath of the crowd like she did, but it hasn’t gotten to her near as bad as it has Iris… Still, she feels she’s done something wrong and quickly picks up Iris’ mic to apologize.
Lilly: I…I don’t know what I did wrong… I mean, I tried to make all you guys happy. I really, really did the best I could… If you didn’t like my performance…then like… I’m really really really really sorry. I’ll try to do better in the future. If you guys don’t like matches like this…then I don’t guess I’ll do them anymore…
The crowd…is a little more sympathetic of Lilly now… Some actually feel bad about their actions. The majority feels vindicated, of course. Still…they’re all united when they give her a very polite pop for her very sincere apology. This brightens her mood, and she smiles a bit and starts to blush as the crowd goes into the commercial.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 9, 2006 16:05:22 GMT -5
Segment: What the World Has Been Missing (Credit: BK)
As the scene opens up, Daniel Ness is tying his boots in his locker room with one foot on the top of the steel chair and as he finishes, he looks at the camera.
Ness: Ladies and Gentlemen, you may not know this, but I....am Daniel Ness - the most technical wrestler to every grace Fallout Television. Now the old fans may ask themselves, "Why are you introducing yourselves to us again?". You want to know the reason why? Here's the reason why...for a long time I haven't been seen in ACW television. I've just been sitting at home, on my ass waiting for that hopeful call so I can do what I do best - and that's wrestle. EACH AND EVERY WEEK I sit at home as people like Gooner - and Evan Dixon - and walking side shows like Ben Drinkin, Pat McGroin, and Ivor Biggin get spots on the card- BUT I DON'T!
Ness takes his foot off the chair and walks up closer to the camera, enraged.
Ness: Well the waiting is over tonight ladies and gentlemen, tonight - Daniel Ness gets back in the ring. And I am going to show you, I am going to show the superstars in the back, and I am going to show Biff Taylor - what the WORLD has been missing!
Fade Out.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 9, 2006 16:05:56 GMT -5
Match: Edgemaster vs. Matthew "The Mauler" Murton (Credit: XS3)
We come back from commercial as we see Murton already in the ring. His music fades as Philip(Who is replacing Iris) raises the mic to his mouth.
Philip: "And his opponent, from The Light, weighing in at 228 lbs, making his Fallout debut today, this is Edgemaster!"
"Lonely Day" by System of a Down hits and the crowd cheers as Edgemaster appears onstage. He goes down the ramp, tagging hands of the fans, then gets onto the second turnbuckle on the apron pointing to a fan before hopping into the ring.
Bell rings
Edgemaster and Murton go towards the center of the ring and shake hands as a sign of respect for this forthcoming match. The crowd gives them a pop as they lock up. Murton, being the bigger man, forces Edgemaster into the corner. He goes for a knife edge chop but Edgemaster is able to duck underneath and reverse roles. Edgemaster unleashes a chop to the chest of Murton and then a couple more before whipping him to the other corner. Or so he thinks. Murton is able to counter and whip Edgemaster into the opposite corner. Murton goes for his trademark spear but Edgemaster is able to hop up and roll Murton into a sunset flip for a two count. Edgemaster prepares for a possible jump spinning lariat but Murton is able to detect it and counter with a hiptoss. Murton goes for a cover. 1-2… Edgemaster gets his shoulder up.
Murton picks up Edgemaster and, with sheer strength, hoists Edgemaster up with a military press. He turns and drops him to the canvas as Edgemaster holds his back in pain. Murton makes another cover. 1-2… Edgemaster kicks out. Murton then picks up Edgemaster once again and looks to connect with a scoop slam. At the last possible second, Edgemaster is able to drop down from behind, grabbing Murton's head along the way and delivering a sit-down reverse DDT. Edgemaster then stands up and makes his way towards the turnbuckle. He quickly ascends to the top rope and salutes the crowd before launching off and connecting with the Winning Edge (diving headbutt). Edgemaster covers. 1-2… Murton kicks out.
Edgemaster picks up Murton once more and bounces off the ropes. Before he can connect with a move, Murton catches him with a quick elbow to the midsection, causing Edgemaster to double over. Murton goes for his Hurricane Slam but Edgemaster is able to roll out of the double leg part. With Murton temporarily stunned, Edgemaster resorts to his secondary finisher. He grabs Murton's head and spins into the Over the Edge (inverted headlock elbow drop). Edgemaster drops down for the pin and Murton cannot respond quickly enough to the 1-2-3.
Philip: "Here is your winner, Edgemaster!"
"Lonely Day" plays once more and Edgemaster helps up his opponent and shakes his hand. Murton walks off to the back while Edgemaster celebrates his successful Fallout debut.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 9, 2006 16:07:23 GMT -5
Segment: Don't Mess With Texas! (Credit: Senator)
As the camera shifts to a shot from the backstage area, "Investigative Journalist" Rich Marlowe is seen with a recorder in hand, and with Stan H. Johnston to his right.
Marlowe: This is Investigative Reporter, Rich Marlowe reporting here from in front of the locker room area, with Fallout star wrestler, Stan H. Johnston! So, Stan, I hear that you're not pleased with what happened last week!
Johnston: Darned right, I'm not, Rich! That scoundral, Biff thinks he can get away with bloody murder and cattle theft 'round here, but I just want to say that he's wrong, damned wrong if that's what's going through his head! See, Beau James and I, we don't take kindly to being forced into a numerically inferior position in that there ring against your little Club. Hell, we still almost whupped your tails from here to Amarillo! Beau might not be Texan, but he's got that Texan spirit, that spirit of the defenders of the Alamo, who gave as good as they got, and that's what we did, even if Santa Ana's numbers overcame us in the end, we still gave them a bloody nose, and a screwed up neck!
Marlowe: So, speaking of Beau James, you two seemed to have a little contest between your signature striking attacks in that match. Who's got the better lariat?
Johnston: Ha! Rich, look here, pardner, I got no problem with ya, but if you want to stir up some trouble here, you picked the wrong person to tick off. Really, ya know, Beau's got a hellava lariat himself, he's got the size behind him, and delivers that Kingsport Clothesline with enough force to down a horse! That said, my own Western Lariat's been carried on from generation to generation, and with that, I'd like ta think I gotta reason to be proud of it. I'm not gonna go off and compare it against my buddy's lariat, nope.
Marlowe: Well, this is investigative reporter, Rich Marlowe, from the backstage area of the Fallout Gymnasium, back to you, R.J, Dean.
Fade Out
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 9, 2006 16:08:12 GMT -5
Daniel Ness vs. Tito "Firefly" Barron (Credit: Dan)
Philip: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Coming first to the ring, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing at 225 lbs…Daniel Ness!
I have no time for a detailed entrance for either, so to follow Hunter’s footsteps: “Survival of the Sickest” by Saliva. Entrance. Walk. Ring. Music stops.
Philip: And from Santiago, Chile, weighing at 175 lbs…Tito “Firefly” Barron!
”Million Miles Away” by the Offspring. Entrance. Walk. Ring. Music Stops. Stare down. Philip exits.
Bell rings
Ness locks up ferociously with Firefly, and sends him towards the ropes. He attempts a clothesline, but Firefly cunningly ducks the hold, and attempts an early Back drop. But Ness lands on his feet, and shoves Firefly into the corner. Firefly manages to grab hold of the ropes and stop himself crashing into the turnbuckle, and elbows a charging Ness in the temple. Ness falls backwards, swerving around 180 degrees and Firefly takes this opportunity to strike with a forceful face buster. He rolls Ness and covers him, but Ness easily rolls out of it before a single count can be made. Both wrestlers rise to their feet, and Ness attempts a lock-up, but Firefly sidesteps it. He attempts an Irish whip onto Ness, but predictably Ness reverses it. But he doesn’t anticipate Firefly leaping up and performing a hurricarana on Ness, sending him into a seated position in a corner. Ness looks clearly dazed as Firefly approaches him. Firefly knees him furiously in the face, and Ness’s head ricochets off the buckle. Firefly stands back, allowing Ness to slowly get out the turnbuckle and onto his feet.
Firefly aims some punches, but Ness manages to catch Firefly’s fist on one punch and throws him over his shoulder in a Judo-style throw. He keeps hold of the arm, quickly locking in a front facelock, but a couple of elbows to the shoulder force him to release the hold. Ness is on his feet, and he lifts Firefly up along with him. He punches Firefly a couple of times, before sending him to the ropes. Firefly returns and Ness catches him around the waist, hitting a thunderous belly-to-belly suplex. Firefly looks quite hurt, especially in the area of his lower back, but Ness shows no mercy. He whacks Ness in the back rather hard with a stiff kick, and the fans pop, before jeering Ness. Ness goes to the ropes, smirking over them and showing off. He then turns around, and lifts Firefly to his feet. The two grapple again, and once again Ness sends Firefly to the ropes. Ness attempts a clothesline, but Firefly ducks out of the way. Ness turns around and Firefly kicks him in the midsection, before delivering a DDT.
Firefly slowly rises to his feet, and takes a couple of breaths before lifting Ness to his feet. He walks over to the turnbuckle and whacks Ness’s head off the padding, and Ness flies backwards, into a groggy position. Firefly hits a low dropkick, and sends Ness down to his knees, completely worn out and hurting all over. Firefly takes his chance now and rolls Ness into a pinning position:
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Kickout by Ness.
The two get to their feet, and Firefly looks the more energetic, with Ness, holding the back of his neck. He glares at Firefly, who stares back, and they slowly walk towards each other, locking up. Firefly manages to lock Ness in from behind, but Ness uses a couple of elbows to be released, and then locks Firefly in the same position. He tries to hit a German Suplex, but Firefly manages to hit a Kangaroo Kick before it’s too late. Ness falls to the floor, and Firefly escapes again, turning and swiftly hitting an elbow to the chest. Ness clutches his chest after the slightly-over exaggerated reaction, and Firefly lifts him to his feet. He hits a couple of forearms, severely denting Ness’s vision, and sends him into the turnbuckle. Firefly then smiles, and some sections of the fans know what’s to occur next. Firefly leaps forward, before turning at the last moment and sticking his backside into Ness. Ness stumbles out, and Firefly hits a Headscissors takedown, sending Ness to the ropes. But Ness falls into the ropes, and there’s a buzz of excitement as Firefly lets out a smile through his mask.
Firefly runs at the ropes, grabbing them with his hands and swinging round. The obvious intention is to hit the Fireside Chat, so it’s a surprise when Ness pulls himself away from the kick. He rests back on the ropes, sighing and smiling, but Firefly is still swinging around, and clocks Ness in the back of the head. Ness flies forwards and slumps in the centre of the ring, rolling onto his back. Firefly smiles again as he re-enters the ring. He runs towards the turnbuckle, running up it and hitting the El Nino Moonsault! He connects perfectly and makes the cover:
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THR-KICKOUT by Daniel Ness!
The fans catch their breath again, and are disappointed as Firefly fails to capture the win. He may normally be heel, but he’s winning the crowd over in this match, as he picks Ness up. Ness fights back, and throws Firefly into the corner. He begins chopping at him and hitting him repeatedly with forearms, before throwing him out of the turnbuckle. Firefly falls, but gets straight back up, showing good ol’ Dunkirk Spirit. But he walks straight into a knee to the gut, followed by a Double Underhook Powerbomb. The impact shakes the ring, and Ness calmly makes the cover:
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Kickout by Firefly!
This is more enjoyable for the fans, and they give a cheer, which cannot be said for Ness. He leaps to his feet, immediately confronting the referee and demanding to chance his decision. But the ref’s decision is final, and he shoos Ness away without any care. Ness turns around, frustrated, and Firefly strikes a powerful uppercut. Ness stumbles backwards, and Firefly leaps up, hitting a cross body. The pin isn’t made, however, as Firefly jumps right off of Ness. He waits for Ness to rise to his feet, before hitting an Irish whip. The two then run, and go past each other, continuing to the ropes. Firefly then aims a low kick, but Ness leaps it. Ness then bends Firefly awkwardly back, and hits the Sheer FinNESS out of completely nowhere. The fans are shocked and angry as Ness pins down Firefly’s shoulders:
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Philip: Here is your winner…Daniel Ness!
Ness slides out of the ring as “Survival of the Sickest” hits the PA system. He smirks as he throws his arms up in the air, showing a sign that he’s here to stay on Fallout as he makes his way up the ramp. Meanwhile Firefly gets to his feet, dazed but pleased at his performance, and has certainly won the crowd over in this match as we fade out.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 9, 2006 16:08:45 GMT -5
Match: Team Capitalist: Anthony Kalb/Will Anger/"X" vs. Spanish Soldiers: Senor Peligro/El Rey de la Mascara/"X" (Credit: Senator)
As the show returns from the break, the Spanish Soldiers are seen up at the entranceway, their new member nowhere to be seen.
Maxmillion de la Cruz: As I have said before, my goal here on Fallout is to take these boys, my Spanish Soldiers to the top, and to showcase the cream of the crop in Mexico to the world, so that they might gain further opportunities, as they deserve, and so you may appreciate their spectacular talent, which only the most racist of bigots may deny. Now, two weeks ago, when I let that pest, Julio Rivera go, I did so, knowing that in his place, I had an ace in the hole, another person who would answer my calls. A person who is a perfect ambassador to you English speakers, a true reliable fellow, and a solid Soldier in the ring. Without further ado, I present to you the third man on the team, a legend in his own time, and a true Hispanic, through and through, I present to you...
....
El Rey and Senor Peligro both point towards the entrance as their teammate slowly steps out:
...MAYOR QUIMBY!
R.J. Fisher: I can't believe it! Another blast from the past makes his way to the Fastest Hour on Television!
Dean Bardo: I have to wonder what Cruz was thinking when he said Quimby is "reliable," the guy's even more notorious than Skurai for his random disappearances.
Fisher: But this is Fallout, and a new day! We're going to see a GFWWE innovator right here on Fallout, Quimby cemented his claim to fame with his tag team alongside the current ACW champion, Latino Laureano, the two were very popular, but never managed to gain much in terms of wins or belts. Now, you just have to wonder if Kalb and Anger can possibly match this!
Bardo: For some reason, I doubt it.
Soon, "Money" hits the PA system, as Anthony Kalb and Will Anger walk down to the ring, stalling right before the steps. They wait for their third partner...and wait...and wait...and finally, Will Anger's had more than enough, storming the ring with wildly swinging fists, knocking down both El Rey, and Senor Peligro momentarily, before running into a toe kick from Mayor Quimby. On the outside, Kalb shakes his head, and shrugs his shoulders before following Anger into the ring, stunning Quimby with a blind side forearm, setting him up for a double hammer throw with Anger, and the two drop the debuting wrestler with a double back elbow smash. As they turn around, El Rey leaps up at Kalb with a dropkick, as Senor Peligro launches himself like a missile with a flying headbutt, each knocking their opponents into each other. Quimby runs off the far ropes, and levels both men with a double clothesline, pumping his fists, and knocking his opponents down again, leading to a stereo somersault senton from El Rey and Peligro.
Bardo: Solid teamwork there, but what would you expect, it’s two on one.
Soon enough, referee Joey Reynolds is able to herd the Soldiers out of the ring, save Quimby, and Kalb goes to his corner. Will Anger starts to get up, but can’t easily do so, with the Mayor kicking him back down to the mat. Mayor Quimby keeps up on the attack, slowly walking over, stepping on Will Anger’s head. This, though, only infuriates the easily infuriated Anger, who throws the foot off, rolls back to his feet, and in a rage, punches Quimby repeatedly, forcing him back into his corner, where El Rey makes the blind tag. El Rey de la Mascara immediately shows off with his graceful, understated agility, by vaulting into the ring over the top rope, grabbing Anger’s head, and smashing it into the mat with a bulldog. El Rey follows up quickly, standing halfway up, and dropping an elbow on Anger’s neck, pulling back on his jaw with a unique chinlock variation. Will Anger no likey the chinlocks, though, no matter how elaborate, or innovative, and pushes out of it, standing up, but is taken back down with an overhead armdrag.
Bardo: El Rey is an excellent technician, less of a brawler than Quimby, and more well rounded of a wrestler than Senor Peligro.
Fisher: Maybe so, but this is still another two on three match, guess Kalb’s mystery partner didn’t come through after all!
Bardo: That’s not deterring Will Anger, though, he’s stupid and just enraged enough to want to fight extra people. Unfortunately, a good opponent will take advantage of his aggressiveness as El Rey is doing.
Anger tries to get up again, only to eat the mat with a jumping tornado DDT from El Rey, who tags Peligro in. Senor Peligro climbs to the top rope, diving off as Anger gets up, facing away, and catches him with a diving rear neckbreaker, flipping his opponent over on impact.
Fisher: Woah Nelly, what impact!
Bardo: He still hurt himself on that, but, really, that’s Peligro’s style: self sacrificing offence.
Senor Peligro still gets up first, holding his back for a moment, but hops over a downed Will Anger, handspringing off the far ropes, backflipping again, before connecting with a third backflip into a leg drop, and pinning…
…1
…Anger kicks out at one, getting up, and leveling Peligro with a superkick. He finally has the sense to go for a tag, but is not able to do so as Mayor Quimby runs into the ring, hitting him from behind with a Polish Hammer, as Maxmillion de la Cruz distracts Joey Reynolds. Senor Peligro tags El Rey back in, who drags Will Anger back to the Soldiers’ corner, climbing to the second turnbuckle, and jumping off with a toe-touch leg drop. El Rey then tags in Quimby, who goes off the top with a driving forearm smash across the head of his opponent.
Bardo: I think Kalb’s going to snap…
Looking over at the opposite corner, Anthony Kalb has indeed had enough of the Soldiers, and enters the ring, before Reynolds can hold him off, Kalb rushes the opposition’s corner, dropping Quimby with a vicious hooking lariat, and knocking Peligro and Rey off the mat, finally dragging Will Anger to his corner, tagging himself in, and telling his opponent’s to “bring it.”
Fisher: Kalb’s not going to let the Soldiers get away unscathed from this contest! Kalb starts things off himself by throwing Quimby out of the ring, and knocks El Rey down with a haymaker. The Capitalist then goes outside the ring, trading punches with the former Spanish Boy, and El Rey follows. Kalb seemingly is able to control both opponents, that is, until Senor Peligro runs the ropes two times over, the final time, leaping onto the top rope, and off that with a spectacular springboard 630 senton plancha, shooting into the whole crowd on the outside of the ring, wiping everyone out. Quimby is the first to recover, dragging his opponent into the ring, and covers for the pin, when...
Suddenly, the lights dim, and a special video plays on the projection screen, showing the Parthenon at Athens, scenes of Greek sculptures, and stylized pictures of the Greek Pantheon, all to a very dramatic instrumental score.
Bardo: Oh great, not this again...
Video Voiceover: NEVER FEAR, FOR THE MIGHTY MASKED MERCURY IS HERE!
Sure enough, "Mercury" strikes a pose at the top of the entranceway, before rushing down to the ring.
Fisher: It’s him! It’s the third man!
Bardo: Orson Wells is dead, he's not going to reprise his role as Harry Lime.
Fisher: What the heck are you talking about?
Bardo: Never mind.
Mighty Masked Mercury dashes into the ring, his winged mask/helmet and boots not encumbering him as he knocks Peligro down with a single punch, hits a kick and a club to the neck on El Rey, and blasts Mayor Quimby with a lightning leg lariat, before posing on one of the turnbuckles, where Maxmillion de la Cruz takes the opportunity to bash him in the head with his cane, dropping the prodigal wrestler to the mat, clearly unconscious.
Quimby goes to pick Kalb up again, but this time, the Capitalist is ready, hitting him with a knee below the belt. Kalb lifts his opponent up for his high angle powerbomb, the Pre-emptive Strike...but Senor Peligro goes off the top rope with a front flip lariat, managing to knock both men down to the mat. Kalb and Quimby both go for the tag, crawling towards their respective corners, and Quimby gets the tag first, sending El Rey de la Mascara in! El Rey dashes across the ring, just as Will Anger makes the tag in as well, and the two trade punches. Anger gets the better of his opponent, dropping him with a right hand, and lifting him up over his shoulder for the Anger Management...but El Rey slips out of the hold, right into a backslide for the pin...
...1
...2
...3!
Dwight: Your winners, El Rey de la Mascara, Senor Peligro, and Mayor John Quimby, the Spanish Soldiers!
Maxmillion de la Cruz quickly gets the attention of his Soldiers, and shaking his cane at the ring, gets them to pull away. An exhausted pair of Anger and Kalb both seem quite annoyed in the ring, Anger kicking turnbuckles halfheartedly, and Kalb silently steaming...until he notices the prostate form of the Masked Mercury. Kalb motions for a microphone, as he lifts the man up, leaning him against a turnbuckle.
Kalb: You total idiot. Everyone look, I'm about to show you all the face of the biggest moron on the planet!
Kalb pulls the mask off Mercury, to reveal...
Fisher: Woah Nelly, Kevin Fitsharris!
Bardo: No kidding, I think you're the only person alive who didn't know that already, Fisher.
Kalb: Shoot, you already cost me the tag belts, and cost me countless hours of humiliation, why do this? I just want to know that.
Fitsharris: Hey man, leggo my hair, and I'll talk! Yeah, I'm the Masked Mercury, it was some gimmick that Biff made me do as punishment for being a moron. Now, look here, I don't need this, Biff told me that I should call you, and then, right before I was about to go to the Fallout Gym, I got a letter saying that ACW was calling and wanted me immediatly in Ginger's office. So, yeah, I went over to the ACW Arena, through the tunnel, but nobody was there, so I knew that I got tricked. You happy?
Kalb: No, but I'll let you off the hook, I suppose. Look, I still can't stand your guts, but I know that if I need someone else to watch my back against these Sewage Soldiers, you're about the only one I can trust, provided you actually show your ass up on time.
Fitsharris: Yeah, sure. I just hope Biff doesn't have another gimmick for me now...
Fade Out
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 9, 2006 16:09:11 GMT -5
Segment: Take Me Drunk I'm Home (Credit: XS3)
Earlier before the show…
Our scene fades into Iris Yoon, Fallout ring announcer, talking to some crew members about the upcoming card. Just then, Selina walks into the view.
Selina: "Hey Iris!"
Iris: "Hey, Selina. What can I do for you?"
Selina: "I just need you to come with me for a second. There's someone who wants to see you."
Iris: "Oh. Okay. I'll catch you guys later."
The crew members nod as Iris and Selina walk off. Meanwhile, we see Ben Drinkin walking the halls, obviously happy about something.
Ben: "Okay, this is Shaun's only attempt to get a girl to go out with him so I hope he's ready."
Ben smirks then goes to his locker room. He opens the door and sees the room is dark. With a flick of a light switch, the room is shown to see Afternoon… sprawled out on the floor… completely naked… with a pillow covering his privates. Ben is horrified to say the least.
Ben: "Shaun, what the hell are you doing?!"
Afternoon looks up at Ben and reveals a bottle of Smirnoff Ice in his hand.
Afternoon (slurred): "Ah forgot ta tell ya… *hic!* Whenever ah get nervoush, ah get drunk."
Ben: "Aaaaaaaaargh! This is disastrous!"
Afternoon: "Damn right, ah can't find mah pantsh. *hic!*"
Ben slaps his forehead in exasperation then hears the sound of two girls talking from down the hall. He peaks his head out the door and sees Selina and Iris.
Ben: "Oh shit! They're almost here! Um, er, uh…"
The (once) Drinkin boy has only a minute to act and in a few seconds, he flicks off the light switch, shuts the door and sees Iris approach him.
Iris: "Did you want to see me?"
Ben: "Ummm… Yeah, as a matter of fact, I did. Your… ring announcing skills are awesome and you should, erm, challenge Philip at Heatwave!"
Iris: "Wow, really? Hmm, I never thought about that. Maybe I'll go ask Philip if he's up for it. Great idea, thanks!"
Iris walks off, waving to the couple from Newfoundland. Before Selina can ask any questions, Ben opens the door and flicks the light back on again. Afternoon looks up at the two and slowly staggers up, the pillow falling off of him. Ben and Selina cover their eyes and toss Afternoon his underwear that was on a night stand.
Selina: "If Shaun's ever gonna get a girlfriend, he has to try a little harder."
Ben: "We're going to need all the help we can get…"
Ben and Selina sigh then go towards their fallen partner. Meanwhile, in Dwight's gym, Dwight is looking over all the trainee's performances. He keeps walking until he stumbles over something. He looks down and picks up the object: a giant pair of pants.
Dwight: "What the…?"
End segment
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 9, 2006 16:09:39 GMT -5
Match #6: Wolf vs. “Immovable Object” Colossus Rhodes: Battle of the Giants (Credit: Senator) R.J. Fisher: Welcome back, one and all to Fallout, if you look here in the ring, the Immovable Object of the Corporate Club is standing front and center, and by appearance alone, looks near undefeatable! Dean Bardo: Size isn’t everything, though, Fisher. Fisher: Sure, but in this case, Colossus is a true monster! Soon, “Mongolian Wolf Star”(Find Wolf’s theme in the NJPW section on www.madsplash.com!!) plays, signaling the entrance of one of the most charismatic and powerful wrestlers on Fallout. Wolf dashes down to the ring, sliding in, and throwing punches before Tim Dwight can even announce his name. Bardo: See, Wolf’s not intimidated in the least. Fisher: Yeah, but he should be! Wolf knife edge chops his opponent back into a corner, backs up, and connects with a solid Stinger Splash. Rhodes slumps into the corner, as it looks that the attack took his breath away, literally. Wolf notices this as well, and seeing that the Splash was successful on the larger man, decides to repeat his success, pacing back to the opposite corner for another one, and starting to charge in…until “Glamour Boy” Jeffery Janson hooks his leg. Wolf slides out of the ring, grasping the Corporate Club member by the throat, and immediately Thor Hand Chokeslamming him into the mat on the outside, before rolling back in. Wolf tries to get back on the offence, but the sight of former Fallout Television Champion, Sylvain Mint provides yet another distraction. Bardo: Another match ruined…stinkin’ Corporate Club…. Wolf merely stares down the second interferer, and “Pay Day” backs off the ring apron, walking slowly to the back. The former tag champion turns back around, seeing Rhodes still on the corner, charges in, finally going for his second Stinger Splash…but as he leaps up, a recovered but stalling Rhodes catches him in mid air by a leg and the neck, hoisting his opponent up above his head, and nearly breaks Wolf in two over his leg! Bardo: That’s the Titan Breaker, Colossus Rhodes’ devastating finishing technique. Nobody has ever kicked out of that. Colossus, though, does not go for the pin, and instead, lifts his opponent up again. Fisher: No! Don’t do it again! The Immovable Object, though, is not moved by the announcer’s and the crowd’s pleas, and once again lifts Wolf up, driving him back upon the knee. Referee Cliff Mortimer has no choice but to step in, and waves his arms, calling for the end of the match. Dwight: As result of a referee stop, your winner, Colossus Rhodes. Mint and a groggy Janson both get back into the ring, stomping on the fallen Wolf, even as Mortimer calls for medical aid, frantically. Bardo: That’s wrong, and I’m out of here. Fisher: No, wait, don’t do that! Fisher’s words came too late, or fell upon deaf ears, though, as Dean Bardo, and Tim Dwight both storm the ring simultaneously, dropping Janson and Mint with blindside attacks as the medics try to get a gurney into the ring, but are blocked by Colossus Rhodes, who kicks it back out.. Dwight, though, leaps up, catching the giant in a rear naked choke, as Bardo pulls the gurney back into the ring, and aids in putting the massive Wolf upon it. Fisher: This is horrible! Meanwhile, Rhodes throws Dwight off, and grasps him by two hands, lifting him up, as the crowd cheers, not for the Immovable Object strangling one of the most popular individuals on Fallout, but rather for the King of Kingsport, Beau James coming though the crowd, rushing into the ring with a steel chair. Rhodes senses trouble, dropping Dwight, and turns around right into a solid chair shot to the front of the knee. Beau then drops the chair, only to drop Rhodes with a Kingsport Clothesline, sending the antagonist out of the ring awkwardly though the ropes. Fisher: Incredible, that was true power! The medics manage to clear a hurt Wolf away from the ring, but the extent of his injuries are unknown at this time. What will be the reprocussions of this attack, of El Froggy Mask becoming the new TV Champ, of the Forces of Greatness not showi…wait…
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Aug 9, 2006 16:09:59 GMT -5
Segment: The Forces Speak! (Credit: Senator)
Nope, the show's not done yet! As "Nice Guys Finish Last" plays, Amo the Great, and Danny Richards make their way to the ring. The audience in attendance gives them a standing ovation, cheering the new Fallout Openweight Tag Champions. Amo picks up a microphone, tossing it to Richards on the way into the ring, before swiping Tim Dwight's mike as well.
Amo: Thank you, really, you can all stop now, if you want to hear what we showed up here to say! Danny Boy and I got some stuff to lay down here! First off, it's great to be back in the business. I was gone for about a year or so, had some injuries buggin me, had some issues to deal with, and well, they're healed and delt with. I got the call from Biff saying he needed someone for a super powerful tag team around here, and wanted me to be the veteran big man, since I got the experience doing that sort of thing, you know, anyone remember that little group called the Bob and Amo Show? Yeah.
Danny: Funny you said that, since Biff called me, too, he wanted the best of the best in the independants to show up here and crack some skulls, and that's what the Force of Nature does best. See, I just had to join up with Amo here, and we'd be the highest paid guys around here. Seemed like a deal to me, and I took it, and got Amo back into fighting shape...
Amo: Yeah right, I've always been in top condition, I didn't need you to help me out there...
Amo takes his shirt off and strikes one of his old trademark poses, flexing for the camera.
Danny: Dang, did you have to do that again? Anyway, we came here, since it's a internationally shown show, the price was right, and really, the tag division was pathetic before we showed. D-Train, tag champs? Last I saw them, they were jobbing to the likes of us.
Amo: No kidding, really, though, what all you wanted to know is this: who's side are we on?
Danny: The locker room sure is weak, Anthony Kalb, Wolf, GARY? No thanks. We'd have to take on six or seven people every night, and while we could do that, why would we want to?
Amo: So, then, are we going to join the Corporate Club, out of loyalty to the man who writes us our extravagant checks? Are we with Biff Taylor?
The crowd boos loudly, and starts chanting the inevitable "You Sold Out!" line.
Amo: So what if we did?
Audience: Sell out! Sell out!
Amo: Yeah, we sold out this Gym!
Audience: Boooo!
Amo: Can't you come up with anything better?
Audience: Boooo!
Amo: Guess not! But yeah, we're not on Biff's side, either.
Audience: *cheers*
Amo: You like that? How's this? We're actually going to join the Corporate Club!
Audience: Boooo!
Amo: Nah, just kidding, we may get paid by the guy, but he called us, not the other way around, we'll do things our way, and it's our way or the highway, we don't like how it goes, we'll just go to a bigger fed that appreciates our talent, you want to keep us here, deal with us straight, and let us have what we ask for: fair matches, good opponents, and the chance to jabber with the fans every now and then...and to show off our awesome muscles! So then, two weeks, we want anybody from the back, hell, from anywhere to take us on, just give us a good workout and that's all we want, really!
Danny: Come on now, we said our piece, let's go.
Amo: Yeah, yeah...
Fade Out
End of Show
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Post by scrawn on Aug 9, 2006 16:11:30 GMT -5
Nice show
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Post by Shawn on Aug 9, 2006 16:17:05 GMT -5
Awesome show. Super Naughty Girl FTW.
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