Fallout June 12th, 2006

[Yoko Satoshi]

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#1: The Senator vs. Tornado: Senatorial Retirement Tour
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#2: Logan Locke vs. Rich Richardson/Evan Dixon: Handicap Match
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#3: Jim Rourke vs. the Neo Revolution: Gauntlet Match
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#4: DNA vs. KAWADA: TV Title
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#5: Skurai vs. Pilko Fallout: Openweight Title
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This is a Halberd II Production

Zomg! It’s Fallout, the fastest hour on television! At 5:40AM for some reason!

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: Opening Hype
(Credit: Senator)

R.J. Fisher: Welcome everyone here to Saturday Night Fallout, the fastest hour on television! I'm R.J. Fisher, and that's Dean Bardo here!

Dean Bardo: We have some interesting matches here tonight, and two titles on the line.

Fisher: The Fallout Television title is going to be defended at the request of Dangerous Nicholas Alger, who will square off against a unique competitor from Japan, KAWADA! The Television Title might have been neglected for a few shows here, but Biff has said that he will make sure that it will be defended on a regular basis from here on out! And then, finally, we have the match that's been months in the making, the final match in the tournament to decide the Fallout Openweight champion! The headliner of Biff Taylor's Corporate Club, Sgt. Pilko will go head to head with a legendary opponent, the Ninja Lord, Skurai!

Bardo: You can be assured that match will not be without controvercy, as the Corporate Club has helped Pilko get this title shot, aiding him in defeating the formidible Wolf. I don't think that it's out of the question to assume that the match can and will degenerate into an attempt to cheat Skurai out of a win. Even without the help, Pilko is quite formidible, though.

Fisher: And not only that, but we have the up and coming Logan Locke taking on the Southern Smashers in a handicap match, looking to showcase his talent. Senator Steve Phillips continues his retirement tour, facing the always dangerous Tornado, in what should be a very competitive bout, and finally, Jim Rourke faces a monumental task, going up against the entire Neo-Revolution of the Marxist, Joseph Harpo! Rourke is the top member in our ACW/Fallout talent exchange, and so far, has shown that he can easily dispose of any single member of Harpo's nefarious group in a one on one situation, or even two against one. However, this time, he faces all the members at once in a gauntlet match, where nothing will be certain.

Bardo: All I hope is that he ends up sending Harpo out of competition, for good.

Fisher: Well, I don't know if I hate him just that much, but anyway, this is one heck of a show, and we have a match coming up right now, so here we goooooo!

Fade Out

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match #1: Tornado vs. Senator (Credit: Wyvern, ending events to Tornado and Elvir)

The typical Fallout audience gets to see their fair share of quality matches, that’s a given. However, as the next match draws nearer, the crowd here tonight is preparing to witness what should be a very memorable match, given it’s among the last of Senator’s matches left in his retirement tour. Thus, there is a lot of commotion as fans are proudly displaying their Senator merchandise, some out-of-print shirts point out the more hardcore fans of the ACW’s favorite politician, while some people are just putting their fresh official retirement tour shirts on. The crowd pops as Iris enters the ring, to get the contest underway.

Iris: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Manchester, UK, standing at 6’1” and weighing 220 pounds, the former ACW Entertainment champion, Tornado!

Keeping the tradition of racking up the ACW electricity bill (or the ramifications thereof), the lights go out in the arena. “Diary of a Madman” hits the P.A., followed shortly by a severely weakened Fallout-version of Tornado’s pyro set-up goes off, signifying the lights to come back on. Tornado appears from the entranceway to a chorus of boos and jeers, even as he raises his arms above his head in an attempt to bring attention to himself. He then sprints down to the ring, leaping onto the apron. He then uses the top rope to flip himself forward into the ring, which elicits yet another small pyro burst out of each turnbuckle. Tornado then stands on a turnbuckle, raises his arms above his head and flips backwards, landing on his feet. He then repeats this on the opposite turnbuckle and then halts, waiting for his opponent.

Iris: And his opponent, hailing from Chicago, Illinois, standing at 5’11” and weighing in at 195 pounds, Senator Steve Phillips!

The crowd erupts as “Hail to the Chief” hits the P.A., as the Senator emerges from the entranceway, as the crowd continues to cheer wildly. In lieu of his usual ticker tape, a good handful of his fan base contingent (maybe even constituents?) through red, white, and blue streamers around him from their seats, which at first looks meager, until a full stream of streamers go up in the air, making a Kodak moment, as for an instant the Senator strikes his victory pose under what looks to be a patriotic canopy of streamers. Shedding the streamers as he walks down to the ring, he climbs up the steps to the ring. He then steps through the ropes and starts to shadowbox for a few moments, before striking another victory pose. As he does this, this brings Cliff Mortimer to check both competitors, before calling for the bell.

The bell rings.

With the start of this match underway, Tornado and Senator size each other up from across the ring. Staring each other down, they circle in on each other before they begin to lock up, no, Tornado avoids the usual initial grapple by striking the Senator with a knee to the midsection. Tornado then grabs the Senator and tries to lift him up for a brainbuster, but the Senator stays put, and as Tornado tries again, the Senator uses the momentum to knock Tornado down to the mat with a wheelbarrow-style takedown. Before Tornado can make a move, the Senator applies a standing toehold that harkens back to the days of the legendary Frank Gotch. Tornado thrashes around, not only in pain but in frustration of being locked in such an old-school hold.

Bardo: A fine homage to one of wrestling’s forefathers, as the Senator has that toehold locked in nicely.

Fisher: Lookit Tornado! He’s pissed, I think I know why. I’d be pissed if I got caught in a dinosaur submission!

Tornado’s movement allows him to break free of the hold, and he scatters away to get back to a standing base. The Senator follows suit, but Tornado catches him with a quick right hand. The Senator retaliates with one of his own, but Tornado dodges it, and grasps Senator and executes a string of armdrags. The Senator gets back up, but he’s dizzy from the fast execution of Steamboat-quality armdrags, as Tornado rushes at him and executes a flying headscissors that sends Senator crashing down to the mat. Tornado wastes no time, as he quickly drops onto of the Senator to make a cover.

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Kickout before the two-count, as Senator manages to get Tornado off of him with a good shove. Senator gets back up to his feet, beating Tornado to the punch, as he moves in on him, dealing a few Muay Thai kicks to the midsection of Tornado, before nailing Tornado with a low dropkick to the knee. As Tornado tends to his left knee on the mat, the Senator tries to pull him in for the Victory Lock II, but Tornado kicks his way out the Senator’s grasp, rolling out of the ring in the process. The crowd boos at this, as Tornado circles around the ring, trying to get his breath and develop a strategy to take down the master of strategies. Soon, Tornado re-enters the ring and stares down the Senator, but doesn’t make a move towards him. The Senator watches in anticipation of Tornado making a move, but in a moment of impatience, he charges Tornado, looking to score with a standard lariat, but Tornado makes a move, as he leans back, and launches the Senator over the top rope!

Bardo: And Tornado might have found a weakness in Senator’s strategy, as making the Senator make a move led to a well-executed back body drop reversal over the ropes.

Fisher: You know, that bump might end the Senator’s retirement tour right here and now!

Bardo: The Senator is getting back up to his feet, trying to shrug off the impact.

Fisher: Nevermind, I take that back.

As the Senator gets back up to his feet, he doesn’t get much time to make sense of his situation, as Tornado rushes through the ropes, blasting the Senator with a textbook suicide dive. The force from the dive launches both men against the guardrail, as the crowd chants the ever-cliché “Holy shit!” Tornado gets to his feet quicker, as he picks up Senator and throws him into the ring. He slides in after the Senator, and picks him back up. However, he allows the Senator to make a strike, as the Senator goes for a low kick, but Tornado catches it. The Senator tries to launch an enziguri on Tornado, but as if Tornado expected it, the Senator crashes down to the mat.

Bardo: Tornado is definitely on to something here, as he has now got Senator wrapped around his finger, much to the surprise of the fans here tonight.

Tornado laughs, as the crowd boos him for his disrespect towards the Senator. He waits for the Senator to get back up, and launches at the Senator, looking to connect with a running headscissors takedown, but to his surprise, the Senator catches him in the act, and swings Tornado down, and slams him down in a makeshift Styles Clash, and rolls Tornado over for a pin!

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Kickout by Tornado! As Tornado rolls out of the pin, he doesn’t have much time before the Senator rushes at him, and drops him back down to the mat with a running dropkick. The Senator stands back up, and catches his breath for a moment, as Tornado gets back up to his feet, somewhat disoriented by the dropkick, as the Senator moves in, and counters a wild haymaker, straight into the Liberalizer! The Senator rolls Tornado over again, and makes a cover!

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Kickout by Tornado! As soon as Tornado’s shoulders get up, Senator moves over to Tornado’s legs and executes a bridging pin!

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Another kickout by Tornado! Sensing a potential weakness, Senator moves over to Tornado again, and executes another pin, this time with one leg hooked for leverage!

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And yet another kickout by Tornado!

Fisher: C’mon! There ought to be a limit of pinfalls you can attempt in a match!

Bardo: It looks as if the Senator is wearing down Tornado with a style similar to that of what Tornado would normally do, by taking the offensive. What an unorthodox match, as it looks as if both competitors have adopted each other’s in-ring philosophies!

As Tornado gets back up to his feet, he stumbles back on to the ropes nearby. Senator sees this, and rushes Tornado, trying to pull him up off the ground, but Tornado nails him in the face with both legs, stunning the Senator. With the same momentum from the kick, Tornado flips over the top rope, and lands on the apron. He then springboards off of the top rope, and delivers a leaping Tornado DDT! The impact sends Senator straight down onto the mat, as the crowd gasps at the effect of the maneuver. Tornado taunts the Senator to a chorus of boos and death threats from the crowd, as then he locks in the Victory Lock II on its own creator!

Fisher: Holy freakin’ crap! Talk about adding insult to injury!

Bardo: The Senator looks to be fading, as it looks like the tumble outside, coupled with the brutal tornado DDT has placed him in a bad situation.

The Senator tries to break the hold by reaching for the ropes, but he’s not within the normal arm’s length to break the hold by such a method. Tornado starts to apply more pressure, as the Senator is in disbelief at his own hold causing him so much distress. However, the Senator flops down to the mat, as he quickly attempts to reverse the hold. At first, he fails, as Tornado shifts his weight back to the other side. However, Tornado’s shift gives the Senator another chance, as he rolls with Tornado, and quickly reverses the hold’s orientation, and allows the Senator to grasp the rope to make the rope break! As the hold is broken, the Senator scrambles to his feet, to avoid being locked in another submission. As Tornado gets up, he charges the Senator in frustration, looking to level the Senator with a running bicycle kick, but the Senator quickly tumbles out of the way, just in the nick of time. As Tornado gets back up, he turns around to find the Senator, who is waiting for him, and BAM! The Senator connects with a Partisan Kick out of nowhere! Tornado crashes to the mat, as the Senator stumbles over him to make a cover!

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Iris: And here is your winner, Senator Steve Phillips!

The Senator stands triumphantly in the ring after he picked a win on his Retirement Tour over the cocky Tornado here tonight. The retiring superstar climbs the buckle to acknowledge the fans who
gave him such great, rousing support in the match. As the Senator climbs down he turns right into a vicious clothesline delivered by an unknown asailant, the balaclava wearing man begins to stomp away at The Senator as the fans boo furiously at what they are seeing. The unknown man leaves the Senator slumped in the corner as he sees to Tornado who has slowly revived after losing his match. Tornado then orders the man to pick up the Senator from the corner, as he does so Tornado floors The Senator with a vicious right hand. Tornado then demands that Phillip give him a microphone as he begins to address the fans as they jeer tonight's loser

Tornado: "Oh would you people shut the fuck up? No-one wants to hear what you think, the audience should be seen and not heard. Back to business before i make my announcement i want my business associates
The Goodfellas down here."

The Goodfellas' themesong Blood hits and the tag team come to the ring

Tornado: "Thank you gentleman. Now, pick him up He motions to the fallen Senator in the corner of the ring, the Goodfellas hoist him up Excellent. Senator i thought you should be the first to hear this. Before you stands the new dominant force in ACW, Omerta. A great man told me to assemble a group that would take over ACW that had his godson as one of its members, at first i thought that his godson would be some no talent clinger-on that i'd have to drag up the ranks of ACW on my coat-tails but i was more than pleasantly surprised at who his godson was, he is one of the most naturally gifted wrestlers on the ACW roster, an under-rated lower-midcarder with the talent to become a champion, in fact i think you're quite a fan of his. Reveal yourself he says to the masked man"

The masked man slowly removes his balaclava and under it is.........Jonny Omega!! The ACW superstar who has not been seen at any ACW events since he was eliminated from the Fallen Heroes Rumble by The Senator!! The Senator looks shocked and disappointed at this development, however he has little time to react as Omega kicks him square in the gut and lifts him on his shoulders for the Omega Effect. He swing Senator round and smashes him hard on the canvas he then immediately locks The Senator in an Anaconda Vice on the mat shouting abuse at the retiring superstar.

Tornado: "You are looking at ACW's next big force, we are comprised of the best tag team on Fallout in The Goodfellas, the best young upstart and yours truly, the best there is in ACW. We are
Omerta, and Omerta is a way of life, Omerta is family and Omerta is the future!"

We fade to commercial with The Senator locked tight in the Anaconda Vice on the mat as he slowly passes out from the pain.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: The Spanish Soldiers
(Credit: Senator)

As the show returns from the break, Anthony Kalb is seen in the ring, microphone in hand.

Kalb: You all probably want to know why I'm out here. Well, it's plain and simple, I blew it in my match with Skurai, and I don't feel all that great after my match in ACW against Rattlesnake, but I wish to declare myself as the first challenger to whomever wins the match between the oh-so-dreaded Lord of Chumps, or Private Pilko. I don't care one way or the other who wins that title now, I just want my shot. I have been a proven money maker for ACW and Fallout, I have been a three time holder of the Fallout Openweight title, defending against a wide range of opponents. I'm so strong that Biff Taylor banned my freakin' finisher! So then...

Suddenly, a trumpet sounds, followed by a traditional Mexican theme. From the entranceway, the white suit clad, cane and fedora adorned, and mustachioed Maxmillian De La Cruz makes his way down to the ring, followed by El Rey De La Mascara, the masked Will Anger, and the newcomer, Senor Peligro. All three are wearing similar desert camoflage attire, long pants, and military style pocketed short sleeved shirts, their masks being the main separating features.

Maxmillian: Salutations, Anthony Kalb! I hear they call you the Capitalist!

Kalb: Excuse me, I was in the middle of something...

Maxmillian: Well, from one businessman to another, I just wanted to ask you a few brief questions.

Kalb: Are you for real? And Will, what the hell are you doing here?

Maxmillian: I just want to know, what do you think of my Spanish Soldiers here?

Kalb: All I know is that your little group here of banditos are in my ring, and you just interuppted MY promo time.

Maxmillian: Don't you think that they have every right to stand here in the ring, just as you do? And if not, is it because they are...Mexican?

Kalb: I don't know about you, but at least one of those dopes is definatly not a Mexican, and the rest of them, I don't really give a damn so long as they get out of my ring...now you, on the other hand...

Maxmillian: Ah! So you do wish to deny us our rights! Let me tell you, my Soldiers will not let anyone deny them the opportunity to practice their chosen trade in front of a substancial international audience! They will not let the igonorant, bigoted...racist likes of yourself stand on the glass ceiling above their masked heads, and prevent them from truly letting the fans judge them on their merits! Face it, there is a market for spectacular Lucha stars here, and what you wish to do is shut them down, holding onto your tenuous position...

As Maxmillian continues, Kalb merely stares up at the roof, clenching his fists, with a look of disbelief and annoyance on his face.

Maxmillian: Well, your racism might fly back in Texas, but not here! Soldiers, let's teach this gringo a lesson!

Will Anger: Hey, I know we need to fight "oppression" and all that, but Kalb's cool, lay off him here.

Maxmillian: You sure about that?

Anger: Sure of it. I used to run with him, he's a dope, sure, but he's cool.

Maxmillian: Very well then, if you say so...

De La Cruz starts to turn around...but then turns back, bashing his gem studded cane over the head of Will Anger! El Rey and Senor Peligro both launch at Kalb, who manages to repel their initial attack, knocking both down with right hand blows, but gets hit from behind by De La Cruz, who drops him to the mat with a well placed cane swing to the back of the head. Maxmillian rolls Kalb over, dragging him to the middle of the ring. El Rey and Peligro both run to opposite ropes, El Rey springing off with his springboard moonsault, while Peligro comes back with a front handspring into a running somersault leg drop to Kalb's head at the same moment as his teammate's impact. Anger starts to stir, only for De La Cruz to kick him in the face. El Rey and Peligro walk over to their former teammate, holding him by the arms, as De La Cruz rips off the mask, spitting on it.

Maxmillian: Let this come loud and clear to all those in the back: we are the Spanish Soldiers, we tolerate no traitors to the Cause, and we shall overcome...by any means necessary!

Fade Out

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match #2: Logan Locke vs. Evan Dixan & Rich Richardson (Credit: Jonny)

Iris: This match is scheduled for one fall making his way to the ring first he weighs in at 220 pounds….LOGAN LOCKE!!

The fans mildly cheer for Logan as he makes his way down to the ring with his girlfriend in toe beside him as “Burn in my light” by Mercy Drive starts to play. He goes on to slide into the ring as Kelly decides to take the steps to get into the ring but bends over to show off what she has to offer under.

Iris: And his opponents they weigh in a combined weight of 455 pounds….RICH RICHARDSON AND EVAN DIXON!!

Both men come out to a round of boos (more boos than cheers) with Generic Southern Guitar music playing on the PA system. They get into the ring and start discussing things as Logan is standing in his corner ready to fight; Iris leaves the ring; the bells rings, what more is needed for a match to begin?

*bell rings*

Logan stands in his corner and waits for the tag team to decide who is going to start off this match. After a quick game of rock, paper, scissors, Evan wins the quick game and wins the chance to go against Logan. So Rich steps through the ropes and waits on the apron while Logan and Evan start things off.

Both men move to the center of the ring and stare at each other, and then start to circle each other in the ring and then after a lap or so of moving around, they collide in the centre of the ring with a collarbone tie up which leads to a headlock by Evan. He turns around to his partner, Rich who is at the corner watching the action taking place. Evan loosens the grip a bit to look over at Rich and tell him that this is the way to do it. Although this plan quickly backfires as Logan takes this opportunity to counter that headlock into a back suplex. Then while being on the creative side of things at the moment, Locke holds onto that back suplex and goes on for The Breakdown, which is a 5 German suplex succession combo that takes the energy out of Evan completely and also makes Rich slap his forehead for the stupidity of Evan.

Logan makes his way across the matt to get over Evan and the ref starts to make the count…

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THR--KICKOUT!

Evan barely gets the shoulder up from Logan’s pin attempt. Both men start to get up on their own strength, but Logan gets up quicker out of the two and picks up Evan by the head. He then throws him into the ropes but Evan counters the Irish whip attempt and then does his own to Logan and sets him up for the powerslam but since he is still to weak from those German suplexes earlier on he is unable to make the cover. The crowd starts to cheer for Logan as he makes his way to his corner and Evan does the same to his corner. Just as Logan is able to get up on both his legs on his own Evan tags in Rich and rushes in to the ring and runs straight over to Logan. Rich throws one punch but Logan is able to block it and get a punch in on his own on Rich and he blocks another punch from Rich and Locke throws another punch of his own at Rich making him stagger backwards. Logan runs towards him and jumps up and onto the shoulders of Rich and falls backwards for the Hurricarana sending Rich down onto the matt hard. Logan makes the pin attempt but sees Evan coming into the ring to break it up but Logan moves out of the way just in time to see Evan drop and elbow on his own partner. The fans cheer when they see this happen. And Evan goes to see if his partner is alright or whatnot. Logan gets up and starts attacking Evan once again. Logan picks up Evan by the head and whips him into the ropes while Locke goes into the other ropes. He bounces off the ropes and performs a huge Rib Cracker spear to Evan getting a pop from the crowd and Evan rolls out of the ring to the outside. Logan then focuses back on Rich who is now starting to get back on his feet. He brings him back to the center of the ring and kicks him in the gut. Rich bends down and Logan hooks the arms and does the Anxiety Attack (Spinning sitout double underhook facebuster) laying Rich out once again. The crowd pops once more as they see Logan moving Rich close to one of the turnbuckles and Logan signals to the crowd that the end is near. Logan climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and signals for the Locke Down…which is what he does perfectly onto Rich making the crowd cheer louder than ever in this match. He goes for the cover and the crowd counts with the ref as Logan gets the easy 3 count.

Iris: Here is your winner…..LOGAN!!

Logan gets up and celebrates in the ring a little before leaving to go to the back with his girlfriend. The ref of the match goes to attend to the boys and helps them up and also to the back as the scene ends.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: Tension (Credit: Devil’s Knight)

As we come back from the commercial break, the backstage area is shown on screen. A typical refreshments table is shown with the greasy coffee machine and two or three tubes of stacked polystyrene cups on top. Into shot appears the figure of Logan Locke accompanied as always by his girlfriend Kelly. They stop by the table, as Logan takes two cups of the stack for himself and Kelly.

Kelly: I’m still so impressed at your victory in the Rookie Rumble last Monday. I always knew you would win but the way you eliminated both Chef and that freak DevilsKnight was incredible.

Logan takes the cups and begins to pour coffee into both of them.

Logan: I know, baby, I was pretty good wasn’t I? Who does this Devils guy think he is anyway? Coming in here, thinking he’s going to dominate the Rookie Rumble, well I sure proved his sorry ass wrong! I humiliated him so much on his big debut I doubt we’ll be seeing very much of our scarred friend around here. And on the off chance that we do, I’ll do the exact same thing I did last week. Take him out!!

The crowd can be heard from the arena showing Logan no respect. Logan finishes pouring the cups of coffee and hands one to Kelly. They both take a sip out of their cups and Logan puts his arm around Kelly as they walk away from the table. The camera follows the couple as the walk down a corridor passing workers going about their jobs. As they walk, a banging noise can be heard getting louder and louder as the couple progress down the corridor. Kelly naturally gets a bit wary

Kelly: Logan? Do you hear that?

Logan stalls as he listens to hear where the noise is coming from

Logan: Don’t worry baby, lets just get back to our dresser-room and we’ll be fine.

The pair walk promptly with the door at the end of the corridor in their sights. The banging noise gets increasingly load as they progress. Just before they reach their door, another door swings open and inadvertently hits Kelly, knocking her down to the ground and spilling her cup of coffee all over herself. Logan quickly reacts by checking on Kelly who appears semi-conscious.

Logan: Oh my god, Kelly are you ok? Wake up! Come on this isn’t funny.

While attempting to revive Kelly, Logan realises that the banging has stopped, and that the noise must have been coming from behind the door that swung open. The camera pans around to show Logan’s face and the open door in the background. As the look of shock appears on Logan’s face, so does the large figure of DevilsKnight from behind the door. An un-expected cheer can be heard from the crowd in the arena as DK stands behind Logan. He stares a hole in Logan as he slowly stands up becoming more and more aware of a presence behind him. He slowly turns around and is greeted by DK’s hands around his neck. DevilsKnight lifts Logan up and slams him into the wall.

DevilsKnight: Now listen here buddy-boy. You know damn right that I should’ve won that Rookie Rumble last week. I’m the most dominating man on the ACW roster today, and I proved it in our match. Now I want you to listen to me good, ‘cause if you don’t you’ll live to regret it. I know you’ve been through a lot in your life, but I’ve been through more and worse! Over the years, I’ve built up a lot of anger and I’ll have no problem unleashing my anger on you, you’re little girlfriend or anyone else that dares to stand in my way.

DK drops Logan down to the ground and he lands next to Kelly. The camera focuses on Logan as DevilsKnight disappears. Holding is throat, Logan tries again to revive Kelly.

Fade Out

End Segment

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match #3: Jim Rourke vs The Neo Revolution (Credit: Jim Rourke. For all of it.)

Iris Yoon: the following match is a Saving Grace Gauntlet match. after pinfall, submission or DQ, the eliminated wrestler is relegated to the penalty box. the match only ends when the whole of the Neo Revolution is eliminated, or Jim Rourke is eliminated. Introducing first, from Boston, Massachusetts. weighing in at Three Hundred and Thirty Pounds, measuring at six feet, nine Inches... Jim Rourke

Watch Your Words blasts over the arena as blue and white lights flash, and the crowd gets on their feet and cheers. when the intro ends and the real beat begins, a bright white light emanates from the entry way, illuminating the form of Rourke standing there as white smoke begins to fill up the small entrance way. on a drum beat and guitar riff, the smoke expels into the arena and Rourke walks out in his hooded white robe to a torrent of applause. he greets the fans as he walks down the ramp, pausing just a moment to kiss the hand of a rather small woman with curly black hair before turning to the ring and getting on the stairs. before entering the ring, Rourke crossed himself before stepping over the rope and into the ring. Rourke flipped the crowd the Su-Fi before his first opponent entered the ring.

Iris Yoon: The First Opponent...

My Name Is starts up and Franchi$e makes his way to the ring. the crowd stands on their feet and come very close to shaking the foundation of the arena with the volume of BOOs they hurl at Franchi$e. he pays no mind and struts down to the ring and climbs between the ropes and stares up at Rourke. he has to, since there is one foot of difference between the two of them. the crowd giggles at the sight and the bell rings. Franchi$e starts yelling at Rourke and poking him in the ribs hard. this does little to phase Rourke, who pie-faces Franchi$e. the crowd cheers as they see Franchi$e tumble over backwards.

Franchi$e uses the ropes to lift himself up and bounces off them, looking for a shoulder Block on Rourke, who counters into his D.E.A. Chokeslam. Franchi$e is laid out and Rourke stands over him. Franchise begins to stir from the devastating Chokeslam and is lifted up to his feet by the scruff of his neck and Rourke nails a devastating Lariat that causes Franchi$e to flip end over end before landing on his back. Rourke scales the turnbuckle and stands on the second rope. he lets loose a canine-like howl and launches himself off, nailing his Fenway Flip. Rourke reaches over and hooks the leg.

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the bell rings and the referee rolls Franchi$e out of the ring, where officials half led, half carried him to the cage and locked the door.

Iris Yoon: Franchi$e has been Eliminated.(crowd pops loudly) the next opponent...

D-X theme started up, and X-Treme Kid rushed out to rampant boos, but some light scattered applause. he hit the ring Paul London Style, clipping the knees of Rourke. the big man goes down as XTK scales the turnbuckle. Rourke gets up and is hit by a missile dropkick. Rourke lands hard, and XTK rolls to his feet as he gains some applause from the smarks, but is mostly booed. e tries to lock in a Boston Crab, but Rourke wiggles free. XTK gets up and goes against the ropes as Rourke stands up. he charges at Rourke and rourke launches himself at him in turn. Rourke gets there faster, and nails the Running STO. the crowd cheers for the offense as Rourke drops a big elbow on the back of XTK. the fans cheer as Rourke gets in a three-point stance in the corner and XTK gets up. Rourke fires off in a Spear, but XTK dodges. he looks at Rourke and does the crotch-chop, mocking him... and is quickly hit with a releasing German Suplex and the crowd erupts. Rourke covers for the pin.

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Rourke climbs off and stares down as XTK moves, barely able to do so. the crowd stomps and claps as Rourke thinks. XTK rolls quickly to Rourke and tries to get an ankle lock in, but Rourke lashes out and counters with a boot to the face. Rourke stands up and as XTK is lying on the ground, he grasps him by the legs and nails him with a brutal Redemption Bomb. he goes for the pin. as the fans cheer in glee.

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Iris Yoon: X-Treme Kid has been Eliminated. The next opponent...

Rourke slumps in the corner, a bit winded, as he watched as the officials put XTK in the cage with Franchi$e, and the door is barely locked when...

Doll-Daga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety Zag plays and 004 storms out as some of the fans cheer, but the vast majority boo him. He hits the ropes and bends down, and uses the ropes to slingshot him back up into Rourke’s chest, blocking Rourke, who tried to drag him into the ring. 004 steps up to the top rope and nails a Lou Theiz press. He immediately starts hammering him with lefts and rights until the ref can separate the two as the audience yells in disgust. 004 comes back for more as Rourke is standing up. He hits a nasty uppercut that on Rourke that causes him to stand up and bounce against the ropes. 004 jumps up and nails the Phoenix DDT. He springs up immediately and jumps on the ropes, springboarding off and landing the Coronado Crashah. He hooks Rourke’s leg for the pin. To a barrage of boos.

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004 looks shocked and backs off of Rourke, but casts a wary eye back to him and rushes back and locks in the Boston Crab as the fans boo him and unleash a verbal tirade unheard of in even the filthiest Lenny Bruce album. Rourke writhes in pain, letting out a strangled yell. Rourke reaches for the ropes, but can not quite reach. He slams both his hands against the mat, giving himself a base to work leverage on. His face turns bright red and the vein in his forehead throbs and looks close to bursting. All the while, 004 has to keep readjusting his grip on the tree trunks Rourke calls his legs. Suddenly, Rourke's legs spring down and 004 crashes face-first onto the mat. Rourke stands up; hobbling a little, as 004 regains his bearings. Rourke yanks him by the back of the head, stands him up and whips him to the ropes. Upon the bounce back, Rourke fires out with a punch, which is saying 004 ran into his fist. 004 immediately crumpled to the ground and Rourke signals to the crows by tracing a straight line across his shoulder line with his hand, which was completely flat. Rourke grabbed 004 by the neck and lifted him up. He shot him to the ropes and when he returned, hooked him in a side vertical suplex. The fans stood as one and cheered as they saw Rourke cast a gaze out to the crowd. Rourke sat down, hitting The Straight Edge. He immediately covered.
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The ref rolled him out of the ring, and EMTs checked on 004 before allowing him to be put in the cage that housed the other three members of the Neo Revolution. The cage was locked.

Iris Yoon: 004 has been Eliminated. The Final Opponent opponent...

The Internationalle played, and Joseph Harpo makes his way down the ramp, scared, but looking at the sad state Rourke is in, he gets his courage back. Harpo runs the last ten feet, as if resigning himself to get this over with. Rourke reaches down to get at the leader of the Neo-Revolution, but Harpo is quick as Rourke is fatigues, and grabs him by the head and sends him face-first into the rope. Harpo hits the ring, and tries to sneak behind him, but Rourke sees him coming in the alphatron and lifts him up into a military press. The fans cheer, bur Harpo is able to break free as Rourke attempts to toss him out, grabbing Rourke’s head on the way down, hitting him with a cutter. Rourke is phased, and slumps against the turnbuckle. He looks up as Harpo’s boot smashes into his face. Rourke slumps down even further as blood begins to poor out of his head. Harpo looks at the form below him, and hawks a loogie. It lands directly onto Rourke’s face. It drips off his nose and mixes with the blood. Harpo smirks to himself as he reaches down to the crucifix on his neck and rips it off. The chain snaps and Harpo throws it across the ring as fans are deathly silent at the act they are seeing, but quickly boo and some throw things.

Rourke’s eyes snap open and stares into Harpos eyes. As if on wires, Rourke stands up and pounds Harpo with lefts and rights, not allowing him to fall, hitting Harpo square in the face each and every time. Harpo falls into the ropes and he tries for a shoulder block, but he may as well have hit a brick wall. Harpo immediately tries for a punch or two, but Rourke swats them out of the way, and grabs Harpo by the back of the head, bends to one knee and rams his overlarge gut into the knee twice before standing up and hitting a DDT. The fans are going nuts as Rourke shows his signs of life.

Rourke boots Harpo in the side, turning him over onto his back, and grasps him by the throat. With one massive arm, Rourke lifts him up and throws him to the turnbuckle, where a corner Splash is soon followed. Rourke whips him into the rope where he connects with the Prophet Slam when Harpo returns. Once again, Rourke bends over and picks Harpo up, but instead of throwing him to the turnbuckle, Harpo slaps Rourke across the face halfheartedly when he is raised up. Rourke responds after a moment’s hesitation with a headbut that echoes around the arena, which is a feat, as the fans are on their feet as the action in the ring is lead by Fallout’s Saving Grace. Rourke smashes Harpo’s head into the turnbuckle, then without a hesitation, Rourke turns around and hooks Harpo in the Crucifix Hold. Fans stomp as they stand on their chairs, knowing what is coming next.

Rourke roars a primordial yell as he brings Harpo down, nailing The Excommunication. Rourke places both his hands on Harpo and impressively and suddenly looks skyward as he unleashes a roar and the ref counts, the crowd roars along with him, and The Neo Revolution rattles the cage.

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The bell rings and the crowd explodes. EMTs come to check on Harpo as Rourke steps up to the top rope and flips the Su-Fi high in the air as Watch Your Words plays from after the intro. Rourke hops down and rattles the cage of the pinned members of the Neo Revolution, and walks back to the short, curly black haired person and gives her a hug as the ref hands him back the cross Harpo ripped off. He places it in his pocket as he watches Harpo being put in the cage. Rourke walks up the ramp, flipping the Si-Fi as the camera goes to commercial.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match #4: Dangerous Nicholas Alger vs. KAWADA: Fallout Television Title (Credit: Senator)

R.J. Fisher: Well, here we are as the first title match of the night is about to take place! Dean, you know more about the challenger here than I do, so by all means, let the crowd know what they're about to see!

Dean Bardo: Fisher, KAWADA has made a career out of pretty much being a one man comedy act, and imitatating the great Toshiaki Kawada. As such, it is easy to forget that he has a solid background in both kickboxing and submission fighting, and I would say that he actually matches up very well against Alger, so long as he stays focused and serious.

Quickly, "Holy War 21" plays, as KAWADA makes his way to the ring, wearing his yellow jumpsuit, and spinning a pair of nunchucks, striking a pose on the apron before steping into the ring.

Iris: Announcing first, in this match for the Fallout Television Title, hailing from Japan, KAWAAAAAADAAAAA!

Not long after, the lights dim, with red spotlights flashing from the entranceway, while "Eagleheart" playe over the PA system. DNA steps out from the entrance, flanked by his two trainers.

Iris: Announcing next, he is the Fallout Television Champion, hailing from Raleigh, NC, Dangerous Nicholaaaaas Aaaaaaaalllllllgerrrrrr!

Alger walks down to the ring, gets a drink of water from one of the trainers, and gets into the ring, staring KAWADA down as the bell rings.

Bardo: It's clear that DNA has a clear size advantage here, and the only questions here are if he can hold his notorious temper, and if his conditioning can hold out longer.

KAWADA stretches back and forth in the ring, and as he stretches his arms up in the air, DNA finally has enough, charging in with a high front kick. KAWADA, though, seemingly slips back, flailing his arms, bridging over backwards, somehow avoiding the kick. KAWADA stays in the bridge, prompting an annoyed DNA to throw a straight punch down at his opponent's abdomen. The punch connects with full force, crashing into KAWADA's solar plexus region...but amazingly, KAWADA doesn't move, while Alger backs off, yelling, cursing, and shaking his hand.

Fisher: What the heck? Was that some secret "Iron Body" technique?

KAWADA stands back up, and as referee Cliff Mortimer turns to him, the Japanese comepetitor unzips the top of his jumpsuit, reaches down, and pulls out a metallic plate.

Bardo: "Iron Body," guess you weren't that off, Fisher.

Alger, after having his hand examined by his cornermen, turns back towards KAWADA, who inexplicably collapses. Alger shakes his head, and runs at his opponent, who rolls out of the ring. DNA, now more angry than ever before, drops down, exiting after his opponent, who rolls back in. DNA storms around outside the ring, kicking the ringsteps...and falls down, holding his foot. KAWADA responds in the ring by stretching some more.

Bardo: Well, our esteemed TV champ sure hasn't been able to assess the situation, or hold in his temper here.

Fisher: To be fair, KAWADA is not your usual opponent, really!

As DNA tends to his foot on the outside, Cliff Mortimer starts the twenty count, and gets halfway done before the TV Champ even notices.

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Alger, with the aid of his two cornermen, barely manages to get into the ring. KAWADA seems to experience a sudden change of mood, now pulling his opponent back, sitting him up, and firing away with a stiff series of soccer-ball style kicks, lifting his larger opponent up, and knocking him into the ropes with a spinning back brain backfist strike. KAWADA keeps up his harsh attack pattern, kicking Alger in the ribs, and elbowing him in the head, until he drops to the mat, covering for the pin...

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Bardo: It's interesting to see KAWADA hit that Gamengiri, which is the signature finisher of the guy he emulates, Toshiaki Kawada.

KAWADA pulls his opponent back up to his feet, and goes for a powerbomb...

Fisher: Uhh, a powerbomb? There's no chance he could get that off! Not with the size difference here!

Sure enough, DNA manages to shoot in on his opponent with a double leg takedown out of the powerbomb attempt. Alger, though, can't establish a full mount, as KAWADA rolls backwards. KAWADA then points dramatically over at referee Cliff Mortimer, and as Alger looks over towards the understandably bewildered referee, KAWADA kicks his opponent repeatedly in the hamstrings, forcing him down to his knees. KAWADA steps back, and spins, going for the KAWADA Shuffle, his spinning side kick finisher...but Alger deflects the kick, and as KAWADA turns back around, he does so into the Bermuda Triangle leaping triangle hold! KAWADA fights the hold valiantly, but sees no escape, and taps out.

Iris: Your winner, and still your Fallout Television champion, Dangerous Niiiiiiicholaaaaas Aaaaaaallllllgerrrrrrrrr!

DNA gets his title in the middle of the ring, and holds it up...and then the lights go out. An overly dramatic Greek sounding theme plays...and as the lights come back on, the Mighty Masked Mercury is seen standing in the ring, pointing to Alger!

Mercury: Next week, you shall forfeit your Television Title to the stupendous might of the Mighty Masked Mercury!

"Mercury" strikes a pose, the lights go out again, and when the come back on, DNA is
the only man in the ring, and quite a few questions remain to be answered: who exactly is the Masked Mercury, and can he possibly win the Television Title in his debut match? Tune in next week to find out!

Fade Out

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match #5: Skurai vs Pilko - Fallout Openweight Title (Credit: FSX)

The night has aged well, and everyone has competed to an expert capacity..but before this night can come to a close, we must first witness one match...the most anticipated match since the Philly BBQ match. Will Skurai accomplish what many believe his destiny, or will Pilko use politics to get what he wants? The crowd is ecstatic as Iris re-enters the ring, and prepares to introduce the competitors..

Iris: Ladies and Gentleman, it is now time for your --

??: MAIN EVENT!

Everyone appears to be confused, before Biff himself is seen walking down too the ring. The rest of the corporate club follows him contently, and Iris is waved out of the ring almost immediately. Biff himself rolls into the ring, well the other members of his 'allies' dispersed around the ring. Biff has a mic in hand, and it appears that he's taken over as ring announcer for the moment.

Biff: Yes ladies, I find that I should be here to see our new champion born! So please, rise to your feet as I introduce are first competitor! Coming too us from the pits of Sacramento, California, and weighing in at 290 pounds..Former ACW World Champion, and a man who has battled the likes of Anthony Kalib....SKURAI!

New Noise by Refused hits as Skurai makes his way down the ramp carefully, the look on Biff's face isn't at all trustworthy..and the fact the ring is surrounded by corporate dogs doesn't exactly make this look good for his chances..but they hadn't attacked yet, so he might be able to get out of this match if he was careful..

Biff: Yes... yes...er.. and now his opponent! Hailing from Newcastle, England! The most impressive wrestler to set foot in a Fallout ring in recent memory, and the most successful star in Fallout history...he is the English destroyer, the lord of disaster, and the god of impending wrath..SERGEANT PILKO!

Every member of the Corporate Club seems to be doing a very special entrance theme for Pilko now, as they all begin to chant 'All Hail The Sgt!' as he approached the ring. Pilko nodded to his lonely fan and marched with pride toward the ring...Skurai watched on in disgust at this, knowing that the scum that is Biff was planning something.

Biff: Let us begin then..for this contest will truly be..MORTAL KOMBAT!

[Yoko Satoshi]

This is probably where the bell would of rang, had Pay Day not been collecting his check by keeping the timekeeper busy. Why keep him busy? Well as long as the match hasn't begun, the ref has no power of disqualifying anyone..for whatever reason they would have too.

This turns out to be a great thing in the odds of Sgt. Pilko, go figure, as he begins too charge Skurai. This seems futile though, as simply NAILS him with a straight right, causing Pilko to stagger back. Well Pilko is dazed, Skurai decides it's a good time to .....end the match? It appears so as he runs foreword with a leaping neck breaker. Pilko bounces off the mat, ending back upright quickly as Skurai attacks from behind now hitting a roundhouse kick to the back of his head. With that, Pilko is down..and apparently out, as he lays motionless. Skurai smirks, laughing to himself for a moment as he sees this as being FAR too simple a win, making his way over to Pilko.

Rolling over the overkilled Sgt, he set a single foot on his chest and awaited victory cockily...but there was no count. The bell still hasn't rung! At this point, Skurai knows whats going on, and slowly turns around just to be face to face with the majority of the corporate club. Cursing to himself under his breath, he prepared himself for the attack, just to be pushed into the stable by Pilko himself, who was just playing possum.

This wasn't good, as Skurai just wasn't ready for this..though he did try to be. Upon being pushed forward, he attempted to immediately take out everyone, hitting a double closeline on Eddie and Tony, before immediately following this up with a release German on Hugh Daniels. He seems pleased with himself, believing he'd taken down all of the current CC members in the ring, but he was forgetting about one person specificly...DANIEL NESS. The former associate of BK London wasn't about to go easy on someone who completely ignored his presence, as he clipped the knee of Skurai. Collapsing to a knee, Skurai tried to raise up frustrated, but only turned to be caught in an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Crashing down in front of Pilko, the Sgt smirked and through Skurai back into Ness. Ness spent no time kneeing Skurai in the gut, and rising him up for a double under-hook powerbomb. At this point seriously hurting, Ness couldn't help but laugh at his own success..as he rose Skurai up one last time and absolutely DRILLED him with a Sheer finNESS. Feeling his work was done, he slid out of the ring and made his way too the back, despite Biff yelling at him to stay down here and celebrate. As the rest of the members of the Corporate Club exited the ring, Mint was given the signal to let the time keeper get things started...

Bell Rings

Pilko laughed to himself, lifting up a nearly unconscious Skurai. He posed too the crowed for a moment, and set up Skurai for the X-5...before getting an elbow to the face! Stunned for a moment, Skurai managed to escape his grasp and take advantage of the match for himself. Before Biff and the rest of corporate club can even realize whats happening, Skurai had managed to rush Pilko up the turnbuckle and CRUSH him with the 500 Channels.

Hearing the impact, Biff turned grinning..only to end up with a face of HORROR as Skurai had a pin in the middle of the ring.

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Biff was too late to stop the outcome, and was incredibly frustrated at the result...pulling out his own mic.

Biff: The winner, and New Fallout Openweight Champion...God damnit....Skurai.

New Noise by Refused hits as Skurai is attempting to sit back up after the punishment he has already endured. Everyone in the arena is giving him a standing ovation as Gary is seen running down too the ring and around a completely pissed Corporate Club to the time keeper, grabbing the Fallout Openweight Title and rolling into the ring with it. Skurai apparently hadn't even realized his victory until an excited Gary handed him the title. Smirking for a moment, he rose the belt in what could be considered a Kodak moment..and the show came to a close.. Will there be results to Pilko's failure? Who will Skurai's first opponent be? Will FSX ever learn how to write matches well? Find out next week on an exciting episode of NINJA STYLE FAALLOUUUUT!

End Show.

[Yoko Satoshi]

And now that the show is posted, an apology to those who were waiting for it. Those who were in the chat Saturday knew I was sleepy from a few days of no sleep. 6:30PM rolled around and not all of the matches were in, so I thought they'd be late by a few days(A common trend these days), and decided to go to sleep for the night.

The missing stuff came in around 40 minutes after that.

So, here it all is.

[The Senator]

And an awesome show it was...don't worry, I think most of us knew you were running on below empty, and that's perfectly understandable. Couple that with a few things running late(but not as late as they could have), and that's what you call an excused delay:)

Fallout is certainly on the upswing now, though...and we FINALLY have an Openweight Champion!!! Long Live Skurai!!!!!

[jonnyomega]

Great Show, take that Senator BAM

[hunter]

HAIL SKURAI!

...good show. >.>

[hitman]

Great show. Now we finally have a major champ instead of that "horrible" DNA... >.>