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Post by Yoko Satoshi on May 29, 2006 17:34:27 GMT -5
Everything is on time for once. But Fallout will still be late. Fallout will be posted when I get home. I am at my cousins' house doing Memorial Day things.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on May 30, 2006 3:43:51 GMT -5
Ok, sorry for the delay.
TIME FOR 4:45AM FALLOUT!
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on May 30, 2006 3:44:09 GMT -5
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Dangerous Nicholas Alger/Pat McGroin/Ivor Biggin vs. Felix Santana Sr./Felix Santana Jr./Diego "Cool Flame" Santana
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Fallout Openweight Tournament Semi-Final Match Wolf vs. Sgt. Pilko
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Fallout Openweight Tournament Semi-Final Match Skurai vs. Anthony Kalb
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Handicap match Jim Rourke vs. Marxist & 004
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Fallout Openweight Tournament Final Match: Winner is the new Fallout Openweight Champion!! Winner of Kalb/Skurai vs. Winner of Wolf/Pilko
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This is a Halberd II Production
Welcome to Monday Night Warfare!
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I mean Fallout! The hardest hitting, fastest hour on television! KABLAM!
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on May 30, 2006 3:44:27 GMT -5
Match #1: Royles & ‘Dangerous’ Nick Alger vs. The Santanas (Credit: DD)
As we cut back to the arena, we see the Santana walking down to the ring, with Santana Senior giving out buttons, saying “Vote Santana ‘07”, with a cheesy picture of Santana Senior in the background. They turn their attention to the ring, where the Royles and ‘Dangerous’ Nick Alger, with his assistants, are waiting for the trio. The three get to the foot of the ramp and then run down, sliding into the ring and the trio jump to their feet, getting some small pops by the fans as they get ready for action.
Bell rings.
The two Felix’s exit the ring hastily, leaving Cool Flame to deal with DNA alone. Diego looks a little nervy, as he watches DNA slowly walk up to him. DNA takes control of the stand off, crouched in a shoot-style pose, threatening to strike at any given moment. However Diego surprises him with a quick dart forward, locking DNA in a headlock and taking him down to his knees. The fans cheer a little, as Diego lets go of the hold, and grabs DNA by the right leg, and stomps him in the groin. He looks up, but the fans are cheering for him. Not really prepared to risk it under the pressure, he quickly goes to his corner, tagging in the veteran, and definitely one for the crowds, Felix Santana Senior. Senior enters the ring and gets a large cheer, as he travels over to the opposite corner. But just as DNA prepares to leap forward, but Pat McGroin hits a blind tag, slapping DNA on the back.
McGroin enters the ring, but runs straight into Senior, who lifts McGroin up and slams him to the floor with a scoop slam. He makes a cover, but McGroin easily kicks out at two. Senior lifts him up and tries an Irish Whip, but McGroin’s extra weight allows him to reverse the move, and he forces Senior to the ropes. McGroin then drops to the floor, causing Senior to hit the ropes again, before leaping up to his feet and hitting a Manhattan Drop. Senior bounces off McGroin’s knee and hops around holding his package. McGroin then lifts Senior up into the air, and drops him on an outstretched knee, cumulating in a Pendulum Backbreaker. He lifts Senior up again and hoists him up, resting him on his shoulders, before attempting to hit an F5, but Santana Junior rushes into the ring and hits a dropkick into McGroin’s knee, causing him to fall to the floor.
McGroin drops Senior, and Junior is quickly harassed by the referee. But this allows Ivor Biggin to enter the ring, and the twin of McGroin lifts Senior to his feet, and hits him with a Facedown DDT. He leaves the ring as the referee turns around, and McGroin crawls over to make the cover: 1……2…….kickout by Senior. McGroin gets up, and makes the rush over to his corner. But instead of tagging in DNA, like everyone expected him to, he tags in his brother. Biggin enters the ring and heads towards Senior. But as he lifts Senior up, the Presidential candidate hits a knife edge chop, sending Biggin to the floor with a ‘WOOO!’. He then rushes to his feet, and tags in his son of the same namesake, Felix Santana Junior. Junior leaps over the rings to a decent pop, and hits a hurricarana on Biggin as he gets to his feet.
Both roll over to their feet, but Biggin is clearly groggy. Junior hits him in the gut, and hits the Santana Driver. He tries to make a cover, but is bundled over by McGroin. Suddenly though, Cool Flame and Santana Senior flood the ring, taking their anger out on the Royles. They dump the two over the ring, but Cool Flame’s position is taken over by Junior, who helps his dad fight the two on the outside, with the referee following. This leaves Cool Flame alone with the TV Champion. He turns around, and DNA is over him like an Assassin Spider, locking in the Bermuda Triangle. Cool Flame is tapping almost immediately, but alas, there is no referee. DNA looks over his shoulders and shouts for the ref, but he’s too busy making sure the Santanas and the Royles don’t use weapons.
And sure enough, Ben Drinkin makes his way through the crowd, holding an empty beer bottle! He enters the ring, cracking it over the skull of DNA, who immediately removes the holding. He then drops Cool Flame over the body before exiting the ring and throwing the referee in. The ref notices the cover, and makes the count:
1… . . 2… . . 3!!!
Iris: Here are your winners…The Santana Family!
The two older Santanas win their battle on the outside of the ring, but enter as they hear the announcement. They appear a little shocked to see Diego having pinned the TV champion. But they lift him to his feet, clearly showing their respect to the person they didn’t think would be able to do this on his own. But they don’t know how he won, and the look on Diego’s face is a far from impressed, if a little saddened, as the three exit the ring.
Fade out.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on May 30, 2006 3:44:44 GMT -5
Segment: The Spanish Invasion (Credit: Senator)
As the show comes back from the break, Gooner is seen in the ring, microphone in hand, looking as geeky and akward as ever.
Gooner: Hey there, all! I'm here because someone wanted to say something out here in the ring...
Suddenly, a traditional Mexican theme plays, and from four corners of the JPH Fallout Gymnasium, four men make their way down to the ring, three of them wearing masks, the fourth wearing a white suit, and carrying a short diamond encrusted walking stick. The first of the masked figures, wearing a black and white bodysuit, and wearing a horned mask flips into the ring from the apron.
R.J. Fisher: That looks like El Rey de la Mascara!
The second ascends the top rope, rolling foward into a kneeling pose, wearing an orange singlet with an exclamation mark on the front, and a mask somewhat resembling a hard hat. The third one is wearing a plain red mask, and torn jeans. The white shirt man walks over, taking Gooner's microphone to speak.
??: Salutations, English speakers! My name is Maxmillion de la Cruz, and these are my soldiers. Will Anger, a man who considers himself the king of lucha libre! El Rey de la Mascara, a champion on multiple continents! Senor Peligro, up and coming star in Mexico, known for his daredevil attacks!
Gooner: So why are you here, instead of wrestling in Mexico?
Maxmillion: Kid, I am glad you asked that question...the reason these men here, the reason that they came here is that they wanted to compete with the best, to show the entire world, not just their homeland how talented they are, how competitive they are, just how skilled and dominant they can be! However, I seem to notice that the gringos out there seem to take offense to our very presence! They despise us, not because of anything we have done, but only on the basis of our nationality, or in Will's case, they are ignorant, just plain ignorant, so he also receives the jeers and hisses from those who wish for us to leave!
Gooner: Funny, I don't really think I heard any boos...ya sure on that one?
Maxmillion: I am Maxmillion de la Cruz, are you questioning me? I grew up along the border, without a penny or peso to spare, and am now a millionaire, through hard work and perseverance! I competed in lucha libre, I founded my own company, and I am a world-renowned lawyer! You dare to question the veracity of my powerful words? I am deeply saddened that someone as yourself would assume that you possess competence enough to be able to even stand in the same ring as I! Let this pass for a warning, not just to you, but to all those in the back who do not wish to welcome us with open arms! We will overcome, whether it be with your acceptance, or...without it.
Maxmillion quickly makes a throat slashing motion, and from behind, Will Anger turns Gooner around, lifting him up over a shoulder, and hits him with the Anger Management, his spinning Canadian Backbreaker!
Fisher: What? He can't do that!
Next, El Rey runs off the ropes, leaping off with his springboard moonsault entitled La Bomba de Apocalypse, causing Gooner to roll around on the mat. Finally, Senor Peligro drags Gooner over to the corner, leaping to the top rope, and flying off with a backwards leap, and flies through the air with a beautiful backwards 450 splash, landing with a great deal of impact.
Maxmillion: With you acceptance...or without it, either way, we shall overcome.
Fade Out
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on May 30, 2006 3:45:04 GMT -5
Match #2: Wolf vs. Sgt. Pilko (Credit: DD)
Iris: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is in the Fallout Openweight Title Tournament! Coming first to the ring, being accompanied by the Goodfellas...weighing at 275 lbs...Sgt. Pilko!
A rafter of gunshots fire across the arena, and the fans begin to jeer as ‘I Predict A Riot’ hits, and Pilko emerges through the curtains. The Goodfellas closely follow him, confidant that Pilko will be able to win the match. He gets to the bottom of the ramp and enters the ring, posing for the fans as he ignores the jeers, and waits for his opponent.
Iris: And his opponent, weighing at 275 lbs also...Wolf!
The fans go nuts as ACW’s biggest face comes through the curtains, and makes his way down the ramp. The Goodfellas try to step up to the man, but Wolf steamrolls down the ramp, and they dive out the way as he slides into the ring. But Pilko catches him with a few stomps, and the match is on.
Bell rings.
Pilko allows Wolf up to his feet, before whipping him at the ropes. Pilko attempts a big boot but Wolf grabs the foot, and spins Pilko around. As this happens, a trailing arm goes around and clobbers the referee! Pilko spins back so he’s facing away from Wolf, and Wolf lifts him up, hitting the Fall From Valhalla! He makes the cover:
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With the referee clocked, the Goodfellas slide into the ring, seeing the need to interfere. They enter, but Wolf is already up at his feet. He smirks as he grabs Tony the Rod by the head, and tosses him over the ropes and to the outside. He then repeats the damage to Eddie, but not before delivering a powerful chokeslam. After he’s disposed of Eddie, he turns around, and lifts Pilko - who is on his knees - to his feet. Wolf tries an Irish Whip, but Pilko manages to reverse it. Pilko then hits a powerful Neckbreaker, and makes a cover, but realises that the ref isn’t yet at his feet. As Pilko waits, Wolf is able to get back to his feet, and starts throwing punches into Pilko’s face. Pilko tries to take the blows, but realises he’s no match for Wolf, who has the crowd on his side. However Wolf manages to mis a punch, and Pilko ducks under the arm, grabbing Wolf by his back and hitting a powerful Pumphandle Oklahoma Slam. Wolf is nearly flat out on the floor, and Pilko grabs him around the neck, forcing him up into a chokehold. He then drops Wolf to his knees, but quickly sends him to the floor with a big boot. He again makes a cover, but Wolf manages to kick out before two. The Goodfellas are now at their feet, cheering Pilko on. Pilko lifts Wolf to his feet, and onto his shoulders, ready for the X5...
However Wolf manages to get himself free, grabbing Pilko around the neck. He’s unable to hit the chokeslam, but instead throws him into the corner. Wolf then goes opposite him, charging forward. But just as Wolf hits Pilko, Pilko grabs the ref at point blank range and the referee ends up a sandwich. Wolf turns around, and grabs Pilko by the neck, lifting him into the air and hitting a Jackhammer. But le gasp, there’s no pin! This is immediate distress signals being sent from Pilko’d knocked out head to the back and to the ringside, and you could have only blinked, that’s all it would have taken. For it seems that Biff had his plans covered.
Phoney camermen turn out to be the Glamour Boy and Hugh Daniels. And a technical worker in all black is in fact Daniel Ness. within three seconds of Wolf attempting the cover, all three are in the ring, along with the Goodfellas. There’s no Biff, but his presence isn’t needed as the five circle around Wolf, stomping him cuncopiously. Ness then drops to the floor at his head, and begins to deliver several closed-fist punches into Wolf’s head, causing him to split open. They force Wolf top slowly retreat, and he slowly inches along, ending up in the corner, sitting down. They continue to attack him and beat him down, with Toni only pausing to club the referee - who is slowly on his knees - back to the floor. But there’s a sudden cheer, and the camera pans over to see Beau James and El Froggy Mask running down the ramp. They enter the ring, and stable wars break out as the two begin to fight with the Goodfellas. Wolf then finds energy of his own, bursting through the three still attacking him. The Goodfellas appear to be taking the upper hand on Beau, but Froggy climbs the ropes and planchas onto the team, taking them out. The fans go nuts as the four all leave the ring, and Wolf hits a double chokeslam on Ness and Daniels. Glamour Boy is last, and Wolf grabs him around the neck, hitting yet another Chokeslam.
Wolf has taken out the entire Corporate Club, but is bloodied and bruised as he stumbles into a seated position, with the ref and Pilko still out of it. When suddenly the arena darkens...
Footsteps can be heard, and then what can be heard as coins clashing with each other...The music ‘Rock and Roll All Night’ by KISS hits, and the fans have an idea who it might be. The lights turn on, and nobody is there. Wolf is stood up at the ropes pointing at nobody. But the camera pans out, to see Sylvania ‘Pay Day’ Mint standing behind him. Wolf turns around, and Sylvania delivers the Magnum Driver, before escaping under the ropes. Wolf is completely out of it, and Pilko sluggishly makes his way over, dropping an arm over Wolf’s body as the referee slowly comes over and makes the cover:
1... ... ... ... ... 2... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...3...
Iris: Here is your winner...Sgt Pilko!!!
The fans loudly jeer as Pilko slowly rolls off the body of Wolf, and the bell lazily rings three times. Sylvania however enters the ring, and lifts Pilko to his feet. It takes time due to Pilko’s injuries during the match, however Sylvania hoists his arms up, celebrating his passage to the finals. However the fans boo Sylvania’s return to ACW intensely, as the camera fades out.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on May 30, 2006 3:45:23 GMT -5
Segment: The Masked Mercury? (Credit: Senator) As the show comes back from the break, Gary is seen in the backstage area, interviewing Sylvain Mint. Gary: I'm Gary and I'm back here with the guy who just joined the Corporate Club, Sylvain "Pay Day" Mint! Mint: Yeah, I joined, Biff pays well. Gary: Really, is that the answer to the question everyone wants to know? Really...uh...that is one shiny coat! Where DID you get a coat with shiny dollar signs all over it? Mint: You twerp... Before Mint can finish his sentance, a bizarre figure dashes into the frame, wearing a mask adorned with small white wings, a strange white toga-like outfit with pant legs, and boots with the same wings as the hat. www.uploadfile.info/uploads/911064da48.jpg??: All fear the mighty power and speed of the Masked Mercury! The Masked Mercury poses for a moment in front of the camera, only to dash off backstage to wherever he came from. Gary: And that concludes my interview here with the Mighty Masked Mercury! This is Gar... Mint: Excuse me? I'm not done talking...this was my interview, not that weirdos! Wait, don't cut that of... Fade Out
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on May 30, 2006 3:45:44 GMT -5
Match #3: Anthony Kalb vs. Skurai (Credit: Senator)
Coming back from the break, Money plays, as Anthony Kalb paces back and forth in the ring.
Dean Bardo: Anthony Kalb has managed to dominate so far in this tournament, and so has his opponent.
R.J. Fisher: No doubt that Kalb is seen by many as the most dominant regular member in the history of Fallout. His three title reigns with the Fallout Openweight title when it was the ACW Junior title proved that the Capitalist can compete with the best in the business. On the other hand, we have Skurai, who has seemed near invincible in his return match in the opening round of the tournament.
Suddenly, the lights go out, as we're wasting no time on the fastest hour on television! Skurai makes his appearence, not through the entranceway, but instead, through the crowd, making his way to the ring.
Iris Yoon: Making his way to the ring, Skuraaaaiiiiiiii!
As the lights go back on, Skurai climbs into the ring. The Ninja Lord and Kalb stare each other down with intense looks. The tension can be felt through the crowd, as the fans see two of the most powerful figures in Fallout history face off...and the bell rings! Kalb and Skurai lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up, neither gaining much of an advantage, jointly manouvering about as two bulls with locked horns. The two competitors crash into the corner, Kalb shoving Skurai into the turnbuckle, but not gaining an advantage for long as his opponent grasps him by the throat, reversing the situation. Skurai steps back, and charges in, with Kalb ducking out of the way...but Skurai halts his progress, shaking his head with a slight smirk. Kalb chuckles for a moment, and then throws a hard right at Skurai. The Ninja Lord, though sees it coming, ducking the strike. Skurai steps foward, snapmaring the Capitalist to a seated position, throwing a soccer ball kick, and locking in a rear chinlock.
Fisher: So far, it's been all Skurai here!
Almost timed exactly with Fisher's words, Kalb manages to pry Skurai's hands off, holding the left wrist in his arm, extending his opponent's arm, and crashing it down onto his shoulder with a sharp armbreaker. The Capitalist holds onto the wristlock, slowly elevating his opponent up off his feet. Kalb's not able to keep Skurai up for long, though, and yanks him down with a twisting arm wrench, throwing Skurai's arm into the mat. Kalb finally completes his offence with an elbow drop to the shoulder, pulling Skurai back to his feet, and hammer throwing him into the ropes. As the Ninja Lord returns, Anthony Kalb snaps him into the ropes with the Best Drop Toe Hold in the Business. Skurai bounces off the ropes, stumbling back, and into a huge lariat by Kalb, who covers for the pin...
...1
...2
...Skurai kicks out with ease!
Anthony Kalb looks rather annoyed by the escape, picking his opponent up...but gets caught unaware by a rising Skurai, who uses his leverage to lift his opponent onto his shoulders, and spike him into the mat with a huge Death Valley Bomb! Skurai covers for the pin...
...1
...2
...Kalb kicks out with authority! Skurai picks his opponent up, pausing for a moment to duck a weak punch from Kalb, and catches him with an STO, spinning around off the impact, trying to set up his Sharpshooter variation, the Suffering, but Kalb manages to kick Skurai back into the turnbuckle, gaining some much needed space to get back up. Kalb then knees Skurai in the gut, lifting him up for a powerbomb. Kalb lifts Skurai up from his shoulders, getting ready to drop his opponent with the Pre-emptive Strike powerbomb...but Skurai is not so easily defeated, and escapes the hold with a punch to the face, landing back on his feet. Skurai lunges in with a thrusting side kick, however, this time, Kalb counters, lifting Skurai into a fireman carry.
Fisher: Kalb's got Skurai up on his shoulders!
Bardo: This could be his new finisher, the Milton Friedman Driver...wait.
Skurai manages to slip out of the hold, landing on his feet, hooking the Capitalist with a front facelock, lifting him up into a brainbuster position, and taking him over to the turnbuckle, placing him on the top. Skurai climbs up the near ropes, hooks Kalb into a double underhook...and leaps off, connecting with his avalanche style double underhook facebuster, the 500 Channels! Skurai is wiped out by the move as well, but slowly manages to roll over, and make the cover...
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...2
...3!
Iris: Your winner, advancing to the final match in the Fallout Openweight Title Tournament, Skuraaaiiiiii!
Skurai bows to the crowd...and the lights go out for just a moment, enough for the Ninja to make his escape, leaving a very angry and somewhat groggy Capitalist steaming in the ring.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on May 30, 2006 3:46:04 GMT -5
Match #4: Jim Rourke vs 004 and Marxist (Credit: Yoko)
Doll-Daga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety Zag begins to play before any kind of match cue is set, and 004 comes out. Iris Yoon steps into the ring, a little bit ticked off that he didn’t wait to come out.
Iris: This match is set for one fall, and it is a handicap match! Introducing first, 004!
He is already in the ring. Next, the Internationale plays while Joseph Harpo comes out.
Iris: 004’s partner, from San Francisco, “The Marxist” Joseph Harpo!
Watch Your Words plays, and Jim Rourke makes his entrance.
Iris: And their opponent, the saving grace, Jim Rourke!
Harpo steps onto the apron, not even discussing with 004 who goes first.
Bell Rings
Rourke beings the match with a bang, clotheslining 004. 004 rebounds up, more shaken than anything, but Rourke quickly snap suplexes him. Rourke then pulls him up, and gives him an Irish Whip. On the return, 004 ducks under what was looking to be a very savage clothesline, bounces off the opposite ropes, and comes back with a dropkick to Rourke’s chest. As Rourke gets up, 004 runs at him and does a climb up enzuigiri to him, sending him back down. He runs at the ropes again and leaps at them, performing a springboard moonsault kneedrop, his Coronado Crash. But Rourke rolls out of the way at the last second.
004 holds his aching knee and retreats to his corner to tag in Harpo. But Harpo pulls his hands back, refusing to tag in. 004 looks confused, but then feels two mighty arms wrap around his waist as he is surprised German suplexed by Rourke. Rourke doesn’t let go, though; he rolls around still gripped, and hoists 004 up onto his shoulders and swiftly hits a Death Valley Driver. He signals for his finisher.
That’s when Rourke feels the clubbing blows to the back. Harpo has popped into the ring with a sneak attack. Rourke throws his elbow back into Harpo’s stomach to stop the blows and turns around to face him. Harpo isn’t quite sure what to do as Rourke grins, heading for him.
But then Xtreme Kid and Franchise storm the ring like speed demons, attacking Rourke from behind as well. He tries to turn to face them, but Harpo joins in, and he just can’t face all three. The referee signals for the bell.
Bell Rings
Iris: The referee has ordered for a disqualification! The winner by DQ, Jim Rourke!
Harpo exits the ring, content with watching his pals beat down Rourke. But Rourke fires back at Franchise with a low blow kick and escapes Xtreme’s grasp, and runs out of the ring, set on getting Harpo. Harpo decides to fight rather than run, especially since his men are behind Rourke, damaged but still behind him. However, security breaks them up, ending the brawl. Cut to commercial.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on May 30, 2006 3:46:22 GMT -5
Match #5: Pilko vs Skurai, Fallout Openweight Title
…Will not be seen tonight! Cliffhanger!
End Show.
All hate mail and death threats must be sent to the central office.
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Post by BK London on May 30, 2006 14:39:34 GMT -5
Wow.......just wow.
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Post by hunter on May 30, 2006 15:26:07 GMT -5
Oh you know I'll send hate-mail, especially since I got ALL of my predictions wrong. So much for Kalb being champ... v.v
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Post by hitman on May 30, 2006 17:50:22 GMT -5
Another good show by the Halberd II Fallout Crew. ;D
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Post by Fallen Souls on May 30, 2006 18:10:54 GMT -5
I wonder if that's sennie's way of telling me I can't use Will Anger anymore... Ah well, had no plans too..ehe.. ...Oh, and for that main event...why is it 'Wolf vs. Skurai'? Wolf lost.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on May 30, 2006 18:19:52 GMT -5
Because I'm an idiot. Here's the situation. We had four matches and an open slot. I ended up with four matches in my PM box. It didn't occur to me that one of them was the open slot being filled(putting it to 5 matches) until I put the show together, and noticed we were missing the last one. And then it was 4:45AM, and I was sleepy, and forgot Wolf lost.
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