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Post by scrawn on May 1, 2006 18:59:28 GMT -5
DARK MATCHES
The Royles vs. Felix Santana Jr. & Cool Flame Santana
This match paired the two sets of brothers against each other. It was a very entertaining, high-flying encounter with the Santanas getting several pops for their high-flying antics. Ivor Biggin tried to grab a chair early on, but this allowed Pat McGroin to low blow Cool Flame, and what came next was a Sticky Eruption (aka Stalling Michenoku Driver). But it wasn’t to be, as Junior stopped the pin attempt. The Royles then dominated for a while, with the ref not being able to control them. However McGroin unexplainably low blows Junior under the ref’s nose, and the bell rang for a disqualification. The Royles continued to beat down on the Santanas, until Santana Senior ran down and interfered, helping his two sons escape.
WINNERS: Santanas via DQ
Gooner vs. ‘Gambler’ Nick Valentino
Nick was here on a freelance contract, and seemed happy to be back in ACW as he got a decent reaction from the fans. Nothing though was compared to Gooner’s reaction from the fans, which blew the roof off. Anyways, Gooner had the early advantage, using all his striking moves that he could attempt, but Valentino soon had advantage of the match, and beat Gooner down pretty badly with a number of trademark moves, including a Diving Flip Neckbreaker, and a whip into a Powerslam. He tried to then hit his finisher, the BKO, but Gooner somehow escaped, and then tried to hit the Superkick. Unfortunately, he failed as per usual, and Nick Valentino calmly hits the BKO to its full effect, before making the cover. Due to the fact that it might be his last time in ACW for a while, Nick shook Gooner’s hand as he left, making sure he was in good spirit with ACW.
WINNER: ‘Gambler’ Nick Valentino
El Froggy Mask vs. ‘Glamour Boy’ Jeffrey Janson
Before the match, we were told that there would be no interferences, which would be a good sign. The match was slow to start off with, with GB getting the early advantages in the match and using the vast amount of rest holds that he knows. He then whipped Froggy at the ropes and doubled over, but this was the turning point as Froggy reversed whatever GB had in mind into a Tiger Suplex Hold. Froggy then had the upper hand of the match for a long period here, using his vast amount of springboard and cruiserweight-style moves (aka luchadore moves) in order to wear GB down. But GB suddenly hit the referee in the back, followed by a low blow to Froggy. He then rolled Froggy up, and a second ref ran down and made the count. It is assumed that Biff or Mr. Givens or Craig Lewis sent the ref down, but GB had vanished the moment he got the win.
WINNER: ‘Glamour Boy’ Jeffrey Janson
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Post by scrawn on May 1, 2006 19:00:17 GMT -5
[glow=orange2,300]***WARNING*** [/glow]
[glow=red,4,000]The following program contains acts of extreme ultraviolence and bloodshed. [/glow]
Viewer disgression is highly recommended.
Don't tell us that we didn't warn you...
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Post by scrawn on May 1, 2006 19:00:38 GMT -5
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Hitman vs. Rabid Jackalope
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Fallout Openweight Tag Titles Match D-Train(Daunte Thomas/Freight Train McMichaelson vs. The Goodfellas(Tony the Rod/Eddie the Wire)
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Fallout TV title: 2 of 3 Falls Match Ben Drinkin vs. Dangerous Nicholas Alger
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No Disqualifications Grudge Match Anthony Kalb vs. Kevin Fitsharris
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Philly High Rise BBQ Match Stan H. Johnston/?/? vs. P-Dogg(PEWA)/Skullface Killah/Rampage
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We open up this special edition of Fallout with crew workers working in the High Rise Philly BBQ match. It’s an interesting match indeed, and they are shown working on it as Fallout starts.
“Welcome to Fallout, the fastest hour on television!
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Post by scrawn on May 1, 2006 19:01:11 GMT -5
The Babbling Brook (Credit: Rabid Jackalope)
OOC: This is Dan. I overlooked this last week and forgot to put it in last week’s show, so I put it here. Better late than never, I guess.
A video package suddenly takes opens up this edition of Fallout. The video shows an alcove of a forest, where raccoons and squirrels move around merrily in their usual daytime rituals. A babbling brook off to the left is the watering hole for a baby fawn and its mother. In fact, it seems to be quite a menagerie of wild animals roaming about. However, after five minutes what appears to be nothing but an up close and personal view of wildlife, a shadowy figure emerges from the back of the woods, snapping branches and stumbling. Such dissonance causes the wildlife to scurry for their lives. The once busy sight of nature is now host to a deranged freak, stumbling in the woods. The video cuts to a different camera angle, as the humanoid creature stumbles on all fours as it clears the brush. It looks around, and crawls over to the babbling brook. Upon closer inspection, this humanoid is definitely wearing a false skin. It’s “fur” is nothing more than various rabbit pelts stitched together, and a mask that looks to be a luchadore-style mask designed to look like a rabbit. Oddly enough, the mask also has horns protruding from the sides of the mask. As the figure tries to drink from the brook, it realizes it doesn’t naturally drink straight from the water source, as a few failed attempts lead to obvious frustration. The figure starts to cup water in its hands, and finally its thirst can be quenched. A voice-over comes over the video.
Voice-Over: A creature rejected by nature.
The video cuts to the figure heading out of the woods, and into a suburban area somewhere. The location isn’t as important as the action, as cars are pulling over on the side of the road, as pedestrians point and stare at the aberration. It pauses, as a young boy strolls across the field that divides the forest from the road. In spite of the cry of the mother, the child walks up to the intrigued rabbit-like figure. The figure, still frozen in what appears to be fear or confusion, allows the child to pet his patchwork suit of rabbit pelts.
Voice-Over: A creature rejected by society.
The petting continues, until the figure makes an odd screeching noise. All of a sudden, the child’s expression, which was that of joy, disintegrates into a morbid fear. The child flees in panic. Scared by such a reaction, the figure also mimics the boy’s dash to safety, but only in the other direction. People are shown shouting threats at the entity, as it bolts back into the security of the forest.
Voice-Over: A creature with nothing to lose.
The video cuts a shot of the figure stumbling into an open back door at an ACW event, as evidenced by the set of trailers emblazoned with the logo of Alpha Championship Wrestling. It looks around, and crawl/walks down the dimly-lit halls of the backstage area. It continues crawling/walking until it reaches the office of Chairman Ginger.
Voice-Over: A creature with an opportunity.
The creature runs around Ginger’s office. Much to the confusion of the Chairman, the figure exhibits to be in good physical shape. Impressed by the random stranger’s exhibit of physical prowess, Ginger pulls out a contract from his desk. Chuckling to himself, he offers the figure a developmental contract. Confused, the figure stares at Ginger in a matter much akin to a deer in the path of an oncoming vehicle. Ginger demonstrates a motion on a scrap piece of paper that demonstrates a signature. He then offers the pen to the figure, which backs away as if being attacked. Ginger laughs, and makes a comforting gesture to show he means no harm. Eventually, the figure grasps the pen, and almost as if it knew what it was doing all along, it signs the contract with perfect penmanship. The signature reads “The Rabid Jackalope.”
Voice-Over: A creature with an opportunity to prove Darwinism is a load of crap.
The video cuts to a face-on shot of the figure, in a darkened room. One could swear it looks quite deranged in this lighting, as the shadows cast uncertainty across the rabbit-like mask.
Voice-Over: A creature debuting in the very near future.
The creature’s eyes are the only thing to protrude through the mask, as in its dead-on gaze with the camera, winks.
Voice-Over: Introducing the Rabid Jackalope.
As if on cue, the figure, the Rabid Jackalope raises its hand to its mouth and makes the same loud, shrill screech it made earlier.
Voice-Over: The ACW will never be the same.
The video feed fades away, with the Rabid Jackalope staring straight at the camera.
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Post by scrawn on May 1, 2006 19:03:05 GMT -5
Match 1: Hitman vs. The Rabid Jackalope (Credit: Jonny Spade)
Fans are eager to see some in ring action once again and the fans aren’t disappointed as they see Iris step into the ring and get ready to speak.
Iris: The following match is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring first…he weighs in at a whopping 450 pounds!… He is being accompanied to the ring by his sister Kayla…He is HITMAN!!
The lights fade to blue and “God of Thunder” by KISS kicks in. The crowd leaps to their feet as Hitman steps out onto the stage, smoke rising up. His little sister, Kayla, joins him and they walk down the ramp together. They both tag some hands of the fans before they approach the ring. Hitman steps onto the apron then steps over the top rope. Kayla slides under the bottom rope and gives her big brother a hug before he goes over to one corner and puts one foot on the second rope and his other foot on the bottom rope. He raises his left arm to the fans then hops down onto the mat. The lights and music fade as Kayla exits the ring and Hitman waits for the match to commence.
And the opponent he weighs in at a respectable 215 pounds, he is from parts unknown… THE RABID JACKALOPE
As “Dub In Life” hits, the Jackalope tears down the ramp, looking like the man underneath the suit is going to die of a seizure on the way. As he gets into the ring, he scurries across the ring on all fours. Then, he slides back out of the ring, and runs a few crazed laps around the ring, much to the delight of the confused fans. He then gets back into the ring and waits for the match to start. Iris then makes his exit from the ring and the ref signals the time keeper to ring the bell to get the match underway.
*Bell Rings*
Both men walk to the center of the ring and Jackalope (being the shorter one) has to tilt his head back pretty far back to get a good look of the face of Hitman. Hitman on the other hand, just casually glances down to Jackalope to get a look of his face. Also it’s plainly obvious that Hitman has size and weight in his favour. Jackalope, not knowing what he can do tries to go for a headbutt to the chest of Hitman but, the giant barely budges and just pushes Jackalope to the side of him ease. Jackalope then crawls to the corner and uses the ropes to pick himself up and Hitman (who hasn’t moved since getting to the center of the ring) watches him move to the corner. When Jackalope is fully standing in the turnbuckle, Hitman takes some steps back and then charges at Jackalope with a stinger splash which connects perfectly. Hitman bounces off of The Rabid one and then stands and waits for Rabid to come out. Once Jackalope does walk out he walks out in a trance/dizzy like state and Hitman lifts him up for a military press but then catches him on his shoulders and slams him down to the mat for a spinbuster and in one smooth motion he goes for the pin on him which gets the ref to start counting..
One… … Two… … THR -- Jackalope kicks out at the last moment.
Hitman repeatedly bangs on the mat in anger since he was sure that was all he needed to do. Since Hitman wasn’t paying to much attention to Jackalope he was able to recuperate, enough to get up and give Hitman a kick to the side of his head. This made everyone in attendance cringe as they saw Hitman just tip over to the mat. Instead though of Jackalope making a cover he gets on top of Hitman and starts to punch away at his face. After about 10 or so punches, Jackalope bends down to his forehead and proceeds to give Hitman a Rabid Bite which makes him start to flail his arms all around and then Jackalope gets up and makes his way to the legs of Hitman and starts to slowly (at first) spin him around the ring, but once Jackalope starts getting Hitman’s body moving faster he almost loses his balance which makes him lose grip of Hitman’s giant legs which makes Hitman slide outside of the ring making a loud “SMACK” on the mat.
Once on the outside, Kayla then rushes over to her brother’s side to make sure that he is okay. Although she moves away quickly when she sees Jackalope stepping through the ropes and standing on the apron, and he waits for Hitman to stand up and once he does Jackalope attempts to do a shoulder block, but Hitman ducks abit and catches Jackalope and carries him to the turnbuckle post where he sends him spine first into it making the crowd go “OOOOOOOOOO” in unison. He then shifts him on his shoulders and does a military press to him into the ring over the top rope and climbs the apron and proceeds to step over the top rope and enters the ring.
Jackalope though once in the ring stands up and runs to the opposite side of the ropes and attempts to push over Hitman as he steps over the top rope but Hitman grabs him by the throat and once in the ring completely he sets him up and completes a “Welcome to Tartarus, Mother****er” on Jackalope with authority but instead now of pinning him he lifts him back up and smiles for the crowd and then proceeds to get Jackalope in “The Silver Bullet” and hits that too with all his power and casually rolls over Jackalope to make the cover and get the 3 count. The fans cheer as Hitman stands up after a victory well fought out just days after his match at Fallen Heroes.
Iris: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…HITMAN!!
Fans continue to cheer as Hitman rolls outside of the ring and gives a hug to his sister. They continue to make their way up the rampway while slapping hands with fans at ringside, while Jackalope is still in the ring and is being helped by the ref to the back.
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Post by scrawn on May 1, 2006 19:03:36 GMT -5
Match 2: Fallout Tag Team Titles – D-Train vs. Goodfellas
The next match is a hot contest, as the number one contenders in the Goodfellas finally get their shot at the champions D-Train.
Iris: The following contest is a tag team match and it is scheduled for one fall! Oh, and it’s also for the Fallout tag team titles! Coming first to the ring, weighing at 435 lbs…Tony the Rod and Eddie the Wire, the Goodfellas!
Christian’s old theme hits, and the fans begin to jeer as the two Goodfellas walk out onto the stage. They walks down to the ring, sneering as they take the stereotypical abuse and enter the ring quietly, waiting for their title shot.
Iris: And weighing at a combined weight of 550 lbs…they are the Fallout Tag Team champions, D-Train!
’Wanksta’ by 50 Cent hits and the fans loudly cheer as D-Train make their way out onto the stage, holding the tag title belts. They see their opponents in the ring and immediately charge down, dropping the belts on the way. As they enter the ring, the Goodfellas quickly disperse, but they re-enter as D-Train show no intention yet of attacking them. Thomas and Eddie are in the ring, and look like they will start.
Bell rings
Eddie and Thomas immediately lock up, and the fact that they’re both 245 lbs, and that they’re only an inch different in height. But this inch appears to be the crucial factor, as Thomas throws Eddie into the ropes. Thomas fucks under but Eddie rolls along his back and hits the ropes. He returns with Thomas still having his back to Eddie, and Eddie lifts him up and hits a Pendulum Backbreaker. Thomas groans as he lands, but is quickly to his feet. He locks up with Eddie again and again whips Eddie, this time into the turnbuckle. Thomas follows and starts his famous numerous punches to the chest and ribs combo in the corner. He allows Eddie to fall out of the turnbuckle, before grabbing him by the arm and hitting a powerful kick to the ribs. Eddie falls to the floor and Thomas makes the tag to McMichaelson. McMichaelson steps over the ropes and grins with that ugly smirk as he grabs Eddie around the neck. He forcefully throws Eddie up to his feet, but tries to body press him and fails. Instead, Eddie knees him in the gut and hits a swinging Neckbreaker. Eddie then quickly makes the tag over to Tony, who enters the ring with Eddie still there. They both lift up the former Superbowl winner and hit a double team Gutbuster. Eddie leaves the ring and Tony makes the cover, but McMichaelson is able to kick out before the count of three.
Tony slowly gets to his feet, annoyed that McMichaelson was able to kick out. He starts kicking McMichaelson in the guts, and McMichaelson is forced to take every blow. Tony then picks him up to a sitting position, and holds his head whilst kneeing him in the face. McMichaelson is looking more ugly than ever as he falls to the mat. Thomas tries to enter the ring but the referee turns his attention from the ring to Thomas, and as this happens, Tony lifts McMichaelson up and Eddie chokes him with the tag string. The boos can clearly be heard, echoing through the arena as the ref turns around and stops McMichaelson from being attacked even further. Tony lifts him to his feet, but McMichaelson surprisingly takes him down with a powerful headbutt. McMichaelson staggers into his own corner, tagging in Thomas. Thomas enters the ring and the fans cheer again. He grabs Tony by the arm, lifting him to his feet and taking him back down with the Face Eraser. Eddie then enters the ring but Thomas lifts him up and hits him with the Trip to Death Row. The fans loudly cheer as D-Train look set to retain the belts, especially as McMichaelson takes Tony down and nearly splits him in two with a Patriot Tackle. However as he makes the cover, Pilko, Ness and the Glamour Boy interfere into the ring from the crowd! They all hold steel pipes, and start beating down the champions.
*DING*
Iris: Um, I guess this match is a DQ! Therefore D-Train retain!
But nobody really pays attention to Iris, as the three continue to beat down on the tag team champions. They throw McMichaelson into a corner and begin to choke him with one of the pipes, whilst the other two whack him over the head with their pipes. They repeat the move to Daunte Thomas, and begin to laugh as the Corporate Club once again cause a menace in a Fallout ring. They help their comrades up in the Goodfellas, and they leave, making the belt sign across their waist as we fade out.
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Post by scrawn on May 1, 2006 19:03:58 GMT -5
Segment: Selection & Solution (Credit: Senator)
As the show comes back from the break, Stan H. Johnston is seen at Dwight's Gym, with the *Earlier Today* graphic on the screen. A number of people are working out in the gym, as Johnston walks up to Dean Bardo.
Dean Bardo: Stan, I'm a bit busy right now...hey, Daniels, Williams, get back to your workout! Anyway, what do you want?
Johnston: I just wanted to ask around and see if anyone'd be willin' to join me later in the...
Bardo: Oh no, no, I feel uncomfortable announcing the match, let alone "competing" in that travesty...fire, barbed wire, and barbaric structures are not my thing.
Ken Williams: Did you say fire?
Jason Daniels: Uhhh, fire'ssss cool.
Everyman: Now then, you guys get back to working...hey Stan, you need help, I told you that I'd be there, and I'm not missing a chance like this to get noticed.
Johnston: Now that's the spirit! Now I just need one more hombre, and we're set!
The two look across the room, and see one of the newer trainees, Mark "The Axe" Miller striking a heavy bag repeatedly with high kicks.
Johnston: Hey you, Axe Kick Man! Yeah!
The Axe takes a break from his workout, and joins in conversation with Everyman and Johnston.
Miller: You called?
Johnston: Yeah. You wanna make a big debut here?
Miller: If this is about that insane match with those PEWA guys...
Everyman: Are you chicken? Don't think you have what it takes?
Miller: Not in the least! This'll be perfect, those punks think they can just come in here and jump people, well, that frankly ticks me off. You know what else ticks me off? The fact that Dwight hasn't let me have a match yet. Oh, you can count on it, I'll be there, and believe me, I'll give one hundred and ten percent. Let's just say I have a few things in mind for this match...a few things that the fans'll remember me for...
Johnston: Well, that's that, and all I gotta say is, let's have ourselves a nice lil' barbecue, Texas style!
Fade Out
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Post by scrawn on May 1, 2006 19:04:56 GMT -5
Segment: A Holy Coming (Credit: Jim Rourke)
The screen is blank, the only noise that can be heard is that of the crowd. the screen fades up into the image of a mans face. he is relatively young, but scarred. he had a beard on his chin like a goatee, but it doesn’t have a mustache or sides, just sideburns. this is a video clip, and has Alterbridge’s “Watch Your Words behind it (no lyrics) . the image changes to the beat, showing bits of his entrance, holding up title belts and him looking up into a bright light. when the music picks up after the intro, it changes to his in-ring performance. various moves are hit. the Lariat is prevalent, as are suplexes. nothing high risk yet.
Announcer: Six Foot Eight... Three Hundred and Thirty Pounds. One of the most Dominating entities in Professional Wrestling Today.
The image cuts to him [the wrestler] in the ring, holding a Microphone.
Man: I stand before you a man who has fought through defeat, through fear, (image switches to a clip of him hitting a high-angle spinebuster. the impact comes after his words are through) and managed to become what you see here today.
more clips. mainly power moved more suplexes, but a few other various slams. once again, set to the music
Announcer: World Champion, Tag Champion, one of the most respected superstars in america.
we hear the audio, but do not see the speaker yet.
Man: when I look at the roster of ACW, Most of them are good, honest people. (we see him now) but there are a few bad eggs that any good chef would throw away. (as soon as he stops, footage of his tint-a-whirl side slam, followed by him holding up championship belts, as he speaks. sounding like it is from an in-ring interview)
Man: I am what I say I am. the Saving Grace of Professional Wrestling. (cut back to the studio interview, which we see the man, unlike before.) the business has changed. it has become dirtier. dishonest. a cesspool of criminals. I have the moral obligation to go out there and teach them a lesson.
footage of him hitting a The Straight Edge on multiple people, each time covering, but never showing the three count until the last one, which comes right before his next words, which are over a slow-mo clip of him with a man on his shoulders, in the Crucifix Position.
Man: ACW's Saving Grace is coming. the question now is whether you come back to the light side, or be Excommunicated. (as he says that, the video goes back to normal speed and shows the impact of the move. he covers, gets the three count and stands up, raising his hands into the air as gold letters scrawl across the screen:
JIM ROURKE
fade out
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Post by scrawn on May 1, 2006 19:05:22 GMT -5
Match 3: TV title match 2/3 Falls: Ben Drinkin vs. ‘Dangerous’ Nick Alger
We come back from the break and ‘Eagleheart’ can still be heard playing as ‘Dangerous’ Nick Alger is in the ring. He’s finally getting his title shot, in this match which is a best 2/3 falls match. The first fall is submission, and the second hardcore, whilst the third remains a mystery to us all.
Iris: …in the ring, weighing at 255 lbs…’Dangerous’ Nick Alger!
The fans boo as his name is said, and his music stops.
Iris: And from Newfoundland, Canada….weighing at 264 lbs, he is the Fallout TV Champion, Ben Drinkin!
"Street Fighting Man" by Motley Crue hits the arena and Ben Drinkin drives out onto the stage in a vehicle similar to the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazzard. He exits the vehicle and high-fives some fans on the way down to the ring. He slides into the ring and gets on the second turnbuckle, posing for the fans. He then jumps down, and DNA immediately leaps onto him with a sliding armbar as the bell rings.
The rules for this first fall are simple. Make your opponent submit in order to win, however you cannot leave the ring. Anyways, DNA quickly releases the hold, but locks in an Anklelock. Drinkin wails in pain, but manages to grab the ropes fairly quickly. Drinkin knows that submissions aren’t his cup of tea, but he must try and get as much offense in as possible before he can get to the second fall, which is that hardcore rules match. The two are both on their feet, and lock up in the center of the ring. Drinkin whips DNA at the ropes, but DNA responds with a headbutt, followed by an overhead belly to belly suplex. The fans boo as he then locks in a front headlock, but Drinkin again is too close to the ropes, and DNA is forced to release the hold. DNA allows Drinkin to get to his feet, before striking him with a lifted knee strike. He then tries to lock in a Fujiwara Armbar, but Drinkin rolls onto his back, and breaks the hold. The two get back up, and DNA clearly has that look in his eye as he steps in closer towards Drinkin, almost trying to hit the killer move already. He leaps forward, but Drinkin dodges the move and clatters DNA in the mouth with a Superkick. The impact is heard throughout the arena and then some. Drinkin then rests in the corner, contemplating what he can do next as he allows DNA to slowly rise to his feet.
DNA gets up, and Drinkin walks towards him, hitting a scoop slam. He lifts DNA back up and holds him in a backwards position, locking in the Dragon Suplex. DNA starts to slowly moan as the move is properly locked in, and the fans cheer loudly as they know this might give Drinkin the fall. However DNA has another trick up his sleeve, and he pushes upwards with his legs, so he’s vertical in the air. Unfortunately this just causes further problems, and Drinkin sends him to Earth in what would be the result of a suplex. Drinkin appears to be getting the upper hand as he picks up DNA, and he locks him into a Hammerlock. DNA tries to escape, but Drinkin has it locked in firm. However DNA hits a low blow with his foot, and it’s unseen by the referee. The majority of the fans see it, and aren’t happy as DNA leaps off the ropes and locks in the Bermuda Triangle. It’s locked in well and the fans jeer as Drinkin starts to trey and grab the ropes. The move is locked in hard though, and he struggles to get anywhere close to the ropes, and begins to moan. He then decides that he’s got to tap out in order to risk injury in preparation for the future falls.
Iris: Here is your winner of the first fall…’Dangerous’ Nick Alger! The second fall will be a hardcore rules match after this commercial break!
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Post by scrawn on May 1, 2006 19:06:23 GMT -5
We come back from the break and the two wrestlers are in opposite corners from each other. DNA has his tongue half sticking out. He’s already won one fall and has a taster for this second fall, as the bell rings and the two come forward. DNA tries to strike a punch but Drinkin ducks it and slips behind DNA, hitting a Russian Leg Sweep. He gets to his feet and smirks as he slips out of the ring, and pulls up the apron. The fans begin to cheer again, as he pulls out an old beer bottle. This, which was an old favourite when he was in the Indies, puts the crowd in ecstatics as he enters the ring. He gets ready to whack the bottle over DNA’s head…when DNA low blows Drinkin. Drinkin lets go of the bottle and the fans cheer again. DNA grabs the bottle, and whacks it hard over Drinkin’s face, causing him to fall to the ground like a sack of potatoes. Ouch. DNA calmly makes a cover, but surprisingly it’s not enough to win the TV title tonight. He reluctantly gets to his feet, and lifts Drinkin up, throwing him into the corner. He starts delivering powerful kicks to the ribs, and Drinkin coughs up blood, as well as blood from the broken glass emerging from his face. He’s in a right state, and DNA shows no mercy as he hits a fireman’s carry. He picks Drinkin up again and tries to throw him into the corner but he escapes to the outside.
He tries to take a rest there, but DNA is having none of it, and quickly follows. But what DNA doesn’t see is that Drinkin is hiding a fire extinguisher in between his legs. DNA grabs Drinkin on the shoulders, and Drinkin gives him a face full of foam. Drinkin then adds injury to insult, cracking the tank over DNA’s head. He falls to the floor, but Drinkin isn’t done yet. He pulls out a crate of what looks to be beer bottles, and they look like they still have some drink in them. He tries to strike a match, but it doesn’t work. He strikes another one, but that also fails. The words ‘Botch-a-mania’ come to mind, as he says ‘screw it’ and lifts DNA up and into the ring. He takes a turnbuckle padding off, but DNA manages to club Drinkin in the back, and he cracks his head off the padding. He falls to one knee, and DNA tries to lock in the Red Alert. But Drinkin apprehends where he is, and refuses to let the move be locked on. Instead, he kicks DNA off and takes him to the floor with a Standing Lariat. Drinkin is then handed a second match box from a crew member, and he smiles as he lights the match. He drops it into the crate and there’s a small fire ball, before the embers roar brightly. He then grabs DNA, lifting him onto the top rope and the fans are screaming.
He then smirks, grabbing DNA around the neck and hitting a Super AOK from the top rope, to the outside of the ring, onto a burning crate of beer bottles! There’s several ‘HOLY SHIT’ chants that everyone is chanting, as Drinkin rolls DNA over and makes the cover:
1…
2…
3!!!
Iris: And your winner of the second fall…Ben Drinkin, so it’s now 1-1!
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Post by scrawn on May 1, 2006 19:07:42 GMT -5
We come back and there’s confusion. Drinkin and DNA are in the ring, and are battered and bruised. They don’t know the final stipulation, and neither does the referee, or Iris. But soon enough, Singles Coordinator Craig Lewis makes his way onto the stage, holding a microphone in one hand.
Lewis: Sorry if my appearance shall be brief, but it appears that you two both have a fall each. I assumed that one of you should have had the match won by now.
He glares at DNA, who is badly cut and burnt.
Lewis: But regardless, I have decided that you two shall not be fighting any more tonight!
There’s a huge chorus of boos and jeers from the fans. Both DNA and Drinkin look unhappy.
Lewis: You see I intended you two to fight out the final fall in a cage match. However my fellow coordinator, this time of the tag team division, decided that it would be best if we had the Philly High-Rise BBQ match instead. I mean you two have fought numerous times, I’m sure these fans are bored of you two by now.
By no means are these fans bored, ads they furiously boo Lewis, who has a slight smirk on his face.
Lewis: …a week from now, next Saturday, you two will face in a ladder match for the final fall. But until then, I want you to not lay so much as a FINGER on each other. That is all. Now get out of that ring before I get security down.
Lewis exits with the entire crowd booing and jeering. Drinkin just pushes the ropes in frustration, taking his TV title belt and leaving furiously, leaving DNA in the ring.
Fade out.
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Post by scrawn on May 1, 2006 19:08:18 GMT -5
Segment: Tim Dwight's Move of the Month (Credit: Senator) As the show returns from the break, Mr. Textbook himself is seen standing in his familiar film room, as he presents... Tim Dwight: Welcome everyone to another installment of the Move of the Month! This time, it's another striking move...one heck of a striking move, Welsh Dragon Dan White's 75mph Kick. Dwight: The 75mph Kick usually involves White placing his opponent in the corner, in a seated position. He then steps back, charges in, and blasts his opponent in the face with a running soccer-ball, er, football, style kick at an extremely high velocity. To my knowledge, the move has only been used twice, and gained the win when no other move would do the trick in the latter match. The overall high effectiveness of the 75mph Kick comes from the high speed that it is delivered with, as White uses his soc...um...football background and extensive training to deliver the move. Furthermore, White is careful to protect the move, only using it when necessary, and properly sets it up, last time using the crippling Richard Prokas Attack as the setup, ensuring that there would be no escape. Dwight: In comparison, it is very similar in style to Katsuyori Shibata's P.K, or Penalty Kick, a running facekick. Other similar moves include Yoshihiro Tajiri's Buzzsaw Kick and Minoru Tanaka's high kick, neither of which come close in power, really. In ACW, it is only rivaled in power, speed, and effectiveness by the Great KUDA's Yakuza Knee and Atomic Kitsune's EMP, and simply in finishing potential with BK London's Shades of Michaels, and perhaps Steve Phillips's Partisan Kick on occasions. The 75mph Kick is yet another example of the Welsh Dragon's extreme versatility, he is certainly a man who does not have a problem with taking his opponents by suprise, and with his constant innovations, one can only imagine what he will come up with next. Be sure to come back here next month for the next Move, and keep those suggestions rolling in!
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Post by scrawn on May 1, 2006 19:09:20 GMT -5
Match #4: Anthony Kalb vs. Kevin Fitsharris: No Disqualifications
Dean Bardo: This is a feud that will end right here, whoever manages to win this match will win more than a simple competition, but the respect of the locker room, and will place them in a good position to challenge for the vacant Fallout Openweight Title.
R.J. Fisher: The Capitalists were once the most dominant team here on Fallout, and two of the most constant members of the Senatorial Stable in ACW. Now, they can't stand each other in the least!
Bardo: This will not be a match for the faint of heart, with the anger both of these men have, and the no disqualifications stipulation, there’s no telling what’s going to happen.
Fisher: This is the ultimate grudge match, both men know how to fight, and each of them have their own motivations to demolish each other here.
Suddenly, "Money" plays, as Anthony Kalb makes his way to the ring. Iris Yoon once again makes an appearance on the microphone, looking quite stunning in a low cut dress.
Iris: Announcing first, from Houston,Texas, weighing in at two-hundred and forty five pounds, Anthony Kalb!
Kalb walks down to the ring in a no-nonsense manner, peeks under the ring, nodding his head, and rolls in as “How do you Like Me Now” plays over the PA.
Iris: Announcing next, from San Antonio, Texas, weighing in at one-hundred and ninety five pounds, Kevin Fitsharris!
Fitsharris appears from the entranceway, with a steel chair in hand. He immediately rushes the ring, and slides in, before Kalb can react. Kalb slowly attempts to circle around his former tag partner, but Fitsharris is in a savage state of mind, wildly swinging the chair, and knocking Kalb in the head with it, as the bell rings. Kalb does not immediately go down, so Fitsharris blasts him again with an overhead swing, continuing the pummeling with the chair as Kalb crumbles to the mat.
Fitsharris: Who's the joke now? Who's the freakin' weak link now? Who's goin' down? Take that!
Fisher: That's weeks of frustration that Kevin Fitsharris is taking out right now! Fitsharris is in an animal state right now, he's got one thing on his mind, and that's unleashing his anger on Anthony Kalb!
Fitsharris continues hitting Kalb with the chair, after about ten shots, throwing the chair aside, and savagely stomping and kicking his opponent into the corner. Kevin Fitsharris then picks Kalb up, setting him up in the ropes, steps back, and with the same move he used against Jeremy Wylde on an earlier Fallout, launches into a vicious Lightning Leg Lariat into Kalb's throat. Kalb frees his hands, clutching his throat, as Fitsharris falls out of the ring on the momentum, landing on his feet. Fitsharris reaches under the ring, coming up with a steel pipe, re-entering the ring.
Kalb, though, meets Fitsharris with a series of right hands, making him drop the pipe, which rolls back out of the ring. Fitsharris in retaliation, lashes out with a kick to Kalb's kneecap, bringing him down, and applying a coconut crush facebuster to his kneeling opponent. Fitsharris follows up with a grounded inverted side headlock, slowly lifting his opponent, and slams the back of Kalb’s head across an outstretched knee several times in a row. Fitsharris then locks in a Nagata Lock III double arm hold and crossface. Kalb struggles to escape the submission, as Fitsharris locks the move on tighter, yelling at him.
Fitsharris: Anthony, give up! You have no choice! Taaaaaaaaaaap!
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Post by scrawn on May 1, 2006 19:10:17 GMT -5
Kalb has nowhere to go, and no choice but to power out, and slowly, slowly he manages to do so, getting the bottom out from Fitsharris's leg scissors, and prying his opponent's hands off his throat. Fitsharris, in danger of losing the submission hold lets go, instead transitioning into a short arm scissors, trapping Kalb's arm again. Fitsharris manages to muster some control over the hold, but is unable to keep his opponent from gaining leverage. Kalb then manages to turn around, firing one straight punch into Fitsharris's face, and one punch is all it takes to force a break.
Bardo: Fitsharris’s strategy has been centered around the attempt to keep this match on the mat for the most part, that's where he can negate Kalb's size and power advantage, and utilize his own superior wrestling skills. If he tries to fight him standing up, it will not end up well, Kalb is one of the most effective brawlers on the Fallout roster, and is not slow on his feet, either.
Kalb picks Fitsharris up from behind, into a rear facelock, propelling him up for a suprise Adam Smith Driver...but Fitsharris manages to turn around in mid air, grasping his opponent's head, and falling into his sitdown facebuster, The Buck Stops Here! Fitsharris ponders a quick pin for a moment, but thinks better, stomping Kalb in the head, rolls him over, rebounds off the ropes, and comes back with a snap back brain leg drop, going for a quick pin...
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...Kalb kicks out at one! Fitsharris, though, is unphased, stomping his opponent, and then lifts Kalb up with just a bit of difficulty, going for an Exchange Drop high angle fisherman buster...but Kalb blocks the move, instead connecting with a knee lift on his opponent. Kalb this time goes for a vertical suplex, however, Fitsharris is able to block the suplex attempt, hook Kalb's leg and exherts himself, lifting Kalb into the air, pausing for a moment, and hitting the Exchange Drop, covering immediatly this time for the pin...
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...Kalb kicks out! Fitsharris lifts Kalb up, attempting to go for a bulldog, but is backdrop suplexed into the mat, standing right up out of the move, dazed. Kalb rushes off the ropes, going for a lariat, but this time, Fitsharris counters it into a full nelson hold, slowly forcing Kalb down into a seated position.
Bardo: If Fitsharris can get Kalb down far enough, he'll be able to bridge over into his finishing hold, the Black Tuesday, a move that no person has been able to escape once fully applied.
Fitsharris starts to get up on his toes, ready to bridge over...when Kalb makes one, concentrated effort to break the full nelson...and with a mighty downward thrust with his elbows, accomplishes the task! Fitsharris clubs Kalb in the back of the head, and strikes him with a soccer ball kick, but is unable to prevent his opponent from getting to his feet. Kalb blocks a Fitsharris punch, backs him into the ropes, and whips him into the opposite ropes, on the return, connecting with...
Fisher: The Best Drop Toe Hold in the Business! Kalb just sent Fitsharris flying into the ropes throat first, and bouncing off!
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Post by scrawn on May 1, 2006 19:11:09 GMT -5
Anthony Kalb quickly dashes off the ropes, lashing out with a punishing lariat, dropping Fitsharris to the mat. Kalb's not done here, and lifts Fitsharris up again, meeting him on return with another powerful lariat, sending his opponent landing on the back of his head. Fitsharris slowly and weakly attempts to get back to his feet, grabbing Kalb by his shirt, and lashes out, or at least attempts to, striking his opponent in the groin with a weak uppercut strike.
Kalb, furious beyond description, reacts in turn by raining down mounted right hand punches, over and over and over again, pummeling his opponent into the mat, busting him open, producing swelling under the left eye, and simply brutalizing Fitsharris to the point that referee Cliff Mortimer intervenes, pulling Kalb off.
Bardo: This is a no disqualifications bout, but the referee still has a responsibility to keep the competitors from sustaining serious injuries or from going out of control.
Fisher: Kalb just made a mess of Fitsharris’s face! If this were under normal rules, the referee would have probably stopped the match at this point!
Kalb lifts his wobbly opponent to his feet, dashing off the ropes, and blasts Fitsharris in the face with one final lariat, from there, he rolls out of the ring, searching...and finding a large glass pane window, placing it into the ring, against one of the turnbuckles at a forty five degree angle.
Fisher: No, he wouldn’t dare do anything with that!
Bardo: I think that he will, Fisher, otherwise, he’d not have brought it in the ring. Kalb walks over to Fitsharris, lifts him up into the powerbomb position, then elevates Fitsharris from there, lifting him by the seat of his pants, slowly walking over to the window…and puts his former tag team partner through the glass with a huge Pre-emptive Strike high angle powerbomb! The crowd starts up a “this is awesome” chant in response.
Bardo: That reminds me of another time that a tag team wrestler put his former teammate through a window…
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