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Post by Wyvern on Mar 5, 2005 11:42:58 GMT -5
Segment: Bob and Yoko’s Date, Part V
Announcement: Now a Another Special ACW Date Report with your commentators: Charlotte King and Romeo.
Charlotte King is dressed in a nice long slinky black dress and Romeo is dressed in one of his tuxedos both in the studio holding microphones both are trying to keep their smiles going.
Romeo: Well, Charlotte, we are back with another clip.
Charlotte: Yes, it looks like there was danger afoot for the young Lovebirds, Romeo.
Romeo: Si, it sure does.
Bob and Yoko are walking towards Disney land. Bob is holding Yoko’s hand. Then a man of almost 7 feet tall and weighing easily over 300 pounds walks out from behind a tree. He has a brown fishnet stocking over his head. His Attire is a black sweater and black sweat pants. On his right fist, the numbers 1 through 7 are tattooed across where his knuckles are.
Mugger: Damn I forgot to cut eye holes in this, I can barely see. Oh yea! You two! Give me all your money!
The mugger then strikes a pose as he pulls out a knife Yoko gives the mugger a curious glance
Yoko: Amo is that you?
Mugger: Me? No I’m not Amo! Amo is way hotter then I am. He is one of the greatest ACW Superstars ever! This Monday he will be taking on BK, the biggest Paper Champ in the history of the ACW. Then Amo will be the World’s Greatest Champ!
Bob now steps ahead of Yoko and points at the mugger
Bob: Stop right there! I will not let you lay a single finger on my date!
Mugger: Oh no! It’s Bob “The Swerve” Di`Las! He is one of the greatest ACW Wrestlers ever! He is a former Entertainment and Light Weight Champion! Monday he’s going to take on TNT, the lamest International Champ ever! Bob will take that title and put that title into the Nation of Awesomation’s hands. Then next Thursday we, uh I mean The Bob and Amo Show Take on G-Unit! The Bob and Amo Show Will then win the Tag Titles and start the reign of the most awesome Tag Team ever! G-Unit better be ready because next Thursday they are going to get…<br> Both Bob and the Mugger together: SWERVED!
The Mugger pulls another pose and Bob starts to come towards him. Then Yoko comes from behind with a trash can and smashes it across the back of the Mugger’s skull. The mugger falls right to the ground. Bob looks very surprised at this outcome.
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Post by Wyvern on Mar 5, 2005 11:43:16 GMT -5
Bob: I was supposed you save you!
Yoko rolls her eyes and starts walking towards Disney Land
Yoko: As Kross would say “You did in Spirit”, so let’s go. Make sure you thank “The Mugger” for his help.
Bob kneels over the Mugger and puts a Twenty in his hand. The Mugger holds the Twenty as he just lays there
Bob: Well that didn’t work as I expected. Thanks for the help anyway.
Mugger: Bob you so suck. I will so get you back for this.
Bob pats the mugger on the back and starts to run to get to Yoko.
Bob: You’re my boy, Random Generic Mugger.
Mugger: You could have at least called somebody.
Bob: I said; YOU’RE MY BOY, RANDOM GENERIC MUGGER
Mugger: BITE ME, SIR!
The Mugger just lays there rubbing his head
Charlotte and Romeo are in shock as the camera comes to them.
Charlotte is desperately trying to keep her smile as she speaks.
Charlotte: Ummm wow…<br> Romeo: That was Amo his tag team partner! He used Amo?! . What the hell he was thinking?! What the?!
Charlotte: Well, it was … ahh…cute?
Romeo: Whatever…there have to be better clips…<br> Fade Out.
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Post by Wyvern on Mar 5, 2005 11:43:35 GMT -5
Match 4: JonnyG vs. Kevin Fitsharris
The crowd has been looking forward to this match for sometime, since Jonny was defeated for the title by the interference of Anthony Kalb’s partner, Kevin. However, this is a time for payback, as the crowd gets ready for the action to get underway.
Phillip: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, one-half of the Capitalists, Kevin Fitsharris!
”How Do You Like Me Now” by Toby Keith hits to a string of boos as Kevin makes his way to the ring. He is alone tonight, avoiding the chances of having Anthony Kalb being stripped of the title from any interference. He slides into the ring, and awaits his opponent.
Phillip: And his opponent, one-half of the ACW Tag Team Champions that are G-Unit, JonnyG!
A surprising string of boos are heard for Jonny tonight, stemming from Thursday night, where he and GooeyGarth went against their ways. As he heads down to the ring, the audience is having a hard time wondering why they’ve become this way. He climbs into the ring, and goes right for Kevin.
The bell rings.
Jonny and Kevin lock up immediately, and Jonny wins the initial grapple, hitting an armdrag. He takes Kevin, and tries to put him in an armlock while on the ground, but Kevin flips out of it, and takes Jonny down with a headscissors takedown. He waits for Jonny to get up, and tries to take him down with a dropkick, but Jonny catches him, and throws him back down, letting Kevin smack his head into the mat. Jonny laughs a little bit at the fallen Kevin, as the crowd boos, in a rather rare scene here for Jonny. Jonny looks annoyed with the crowd, and steps to the ropes to yell and shout back at them, not realizing Kevin is right behind him. Jonny doesn’t notice until Kevin puts him in a small package. 1…2…narrow kick out by Jonny, and Jonny is none too happy with Kevin trying to get an easy win. Jonny starts to throw a blizzard of punches at Kevin, sending him reeling. He whips Kevin into the ropes, and nails a neckbreaker off of the rebound. Despite the negative reaction Jonny is getting, no one can deny that he’s definitely found a niche here in the ACW, as hits a leg drop onto the fallen Kevin. He begins to taunt to the crowd again, and it’s obvious that he has pulled a complete 180 here in the ACW. However, his taunting once again becomes a problem, as he is superkicked over the ropes by Kevin, to a rather odd pop from the crowd.
Jonny slowly rises, but he is hit with a suicide dive by Kevin, who looks to prove himself against the former Junior champ. He rolls Jonny into the ring, and starts to work on him some more. He whips Jonny into a corner, and nails a running splash. As Jonny stumbles forward, Kevin ascends the top rope and nails a flying bulldog. The crowd erupts, as he covers Jonny. 1….2….kick out by Jonny, and an audible sigh is heard from the crowd. Jonny still won’t go down, much to the dismay of the crowd and Kevin. Kevin locks up with Jonny, and he manages to whip Jonny into the turnbuckle again, and runs for a splash, but no! Jonny moves out of the way, and throws the ref into the path of the rebounding Kevin, and the ref goes down hard! The crowd boos as Gooey emerges like clockwork following the bump. He enters the ring, brandishing a chair, and calls for Kevin to get up. Kevin gets up, and is hit with a thunderous chair shot, that busts his head open. Gooey picks him up, and nails the Cheese Dip onto the chair as well, knocking Kevin out. Gooey then rolls out of the ring with the chair, as the ref comes to. Jonny cockily moves over to Kevin, and picks him up, and nails a Jonormous Slam! He covers the already-unconscious Kevin. 1…2…3! The bell rings.
Phillip: And here is your winner, JonnyG!
The crowd boos with unrelenting venom at the former fan favorites, who have taken a page right out of the Capitalists’ playbook, so to speak. They beat up Kevin for awhile, and then they get bored, as they head backstage. Anthony Kalb and the EMTs rush over to ringside to check on Kevin’s condition. Luckily, Kevin isn’t hurt too badly, as he gets up, to a ovation from the crowd. Anthony puts Kevin on his shoulder and carries off his friend, looking with an odd expression to the cheering crowd, not really knowing what has transpired here in “Bizarro world”, as the camera fades.
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Post by Wyvern on Mar 5, 2005 11:43:58 GMT -5
Segment: Bob and Yoko’s Date, Part VI (Credit: Bob/Yoko)
Announcement: Now a Another Special ACW Date Report with your commentators: Charlotte King and Romeo.
Charlotte King is dressed in a nice long slinky black dress and Romeo is dressed in one of his tuxedos both in the studio holding microphones both are trying to keep their smiles going but some slouching starting to show.
Romeo: Well welcome back everyone we have another clip.
Charlotte: Yes, we do we have our Lovebirds at Disney Land, the MOST Magical Place on Earth! This is a compilation clip of their time on the various rides.
Romeo: Si, maybe now we can see some Romance…<br> (Entrance of Disneyland)
Bob and Yoko enter the front gates of Disney Land, and begin to look around, not knowing where to start their journey of the park. They quickly notice the crowd of people around them is backing off and cheering.
Yoko: I think they recognize us...
Bob: Good! Why wouldn't they? We ARE famous.
Two people in Mickey and Minnie Mouse costumes bounce up the path to where Bob and Yoko are at to greet them. They jokingly bounce around Yoko, throwing fake punches.
Yoko: I guess they recognize us too...Bob?
She looks around but doesn't see Bob. He then darts by as a blur, spearing Mickey to the ground.
Yoko: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Bob: They were trying to double team you, they want an intergender match or something!
Minnie jumps on Bob in an attempt to pull him off of Mickey. Yoko sighs, and grabs Minnie by the shoulders to pull her off of Bob.
??: Reach for the skyyyyy!
Yoko and Bob look around to locate the voice, and see someone in a Woody costume sprinting toward them.
Bob: Oh no! Sheriff Woody!
Bob grabs Yoko by the hand and begins to run.
Bob: We better go before anyone else shows up!
They vanish into the cheering crowd.
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Post by Wyvern on Mar 5, 2005 11:44:21 GMT -5
(Small World)
Bob and Yoko are sitting on a boat in the Small World Ride. Bob then puts his arm around Yoko. Yoko gives him a curious look then rests her head on his shoulder. Bob gives a smile. Just then The Small World Music blares into “It’s a Small World Ducking Hardcore Remix” (OOC note: Yes, there really is a techno remix to this song). Bob then takes his arm off Yoko and stands up in the boat. Yoko falls over since she can’t use Bob as someone to lean on.
Bob: Yea Rave!
Bob pulls out some glow sticks and starts to dance to the music. Yoko just glares at him shaking her head.
(Pirates of the Caribbean)
Bob is standing up in the boat looking around in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Yoko has her face covered with one of her hands looking very embarrassed.
Yoko: Bob please sit down.
Bob: But Yoko I need to find Captain Jack Sparrow! He’s my hero. Jack, where are you?
Yoko is just massaging her temples as Bob looks around for Captain Jack Sparrow.
(Ferry)
Bob and Yoko are on the ferry. Yoko is holding Bob so he is leaning over the ledge.
Bob: I’m flying! I’m the king of the world!
Yoko then drops Bob over board. The alarm goes off for a man over board. Yoko gives a small smile.
Yoko: I have always wanted to do that.
(Haunted Mansion)
Bob is standing in front of the gate of the mansion, waiting. Yoko emerges.
Bob: That took long enough, how was it?
Yoko: It was fun. You should have come in too.
Bob: Alone with you and 999 ghosts? No way. They're always looking for number 1,000, they probably would have possessed you and made you KILL me!
Yoko shrugs, and they continue.
(Parade of Lights)
Bob runs into the Parade of Lights and runs up to the one where snow white is on. He jumps on and throws Snow White off. Yoko just shakes her head
Charlotte and Romeo are in shock as the camera comes to them.
Charlotte is desperately trying to keep her smile as she speaks.
Romeo is talking on his cell phone.
Romeo: Banned you say?... Lifetime?... The Both of them?... All Disney locations… Even EuroDisney?!
Charlotte: Romeo… The Camera… Romeo…<br> Romeo jumps.
Romeo: Got to go…<br> Romeo puts his cell away. Charlotte checks her earpiece as if she got a message.
Charlotte: I have a message from ACW Chairman Ginger. We at the ACW would like apologize to the Disney Corporation for the actions of Bob. His Actions do not reflect the ACW, thank you.
Romeo: Si, And now to commercial from our sponsor…<br> Romeo looks at the screen leaning forward then his hand on his forehead.
Romeo: Disneyland…
Fade Out.
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Post by Wyvern on Mar 5, 2005 11:44:52 GMT -5
Segment: Bob and Yoko’s Date, Part VII
Announcement: Now a Another Special ACW Date Report with your commentators: Charlotte King and Romeo.
Charlotte King is dressed in a nice long slinky black dress and Romeo is dressed in one of his tuxedos both in the studio holding microphones both are trying to keep their smiles barely going but the slouching is starting to show.
Romeo: Well, ahhh welcome back all… to another addition of the disaster…<br> Charlotte: The ACW Special Love Report. (fake laughter from Charlotte)
Romeo: Just run the damned clip…<br> (Dinner)
Bob and Yoko walk into Che Pierre. He doesn’t have on the suit but the shirt and dress pants. His clothes have dried out by now. The whole restaurant is very fancy. They both then walk up to the Host.
Server: Yes can I help you?
Bob: Yes reservations for two, Bob and Yoko of ACW fame.
Server: Ah yes, Mr. Di`Las and Mrs. Satoshi. Please follow me.
Bob and Yoko follow the waiter to a table in the private section of the restaurant. Bob pulls Yoko seat out for her and pushes her seat in.
Yoko: Why thank you Bob.
Bob: No problemo.
The Waiter then appears and introduces himself.
Tyrone: Greetings, I am Tyrone. Today I will be your waiter. Romeo gives his regards. He requested that we make a special meal for both of you, so you won’t receive menus, I assume that’s ok?
Bob: Wow once again Romeo helps us out, what a nice guy.
Yoko: He really is a romantic.
Bob: Hey I got an idea! Why don’t we have Romeo pay for everyone here. I mean he said the date was on him. Tyrone, put it on his bill.
Tyrone: I’m sorry sir, he informed us that you might make that request and we are to only to put your food on his bill.
Bob: Wow Romeo is so smart he knew I was going to ask that.
The Waiter gives them there food and they starts to eat, not another word is said during dinner
Charlotte is talking on her cell phone as Romeo is drinking wine. He pours it in his glass and then drinks it then repeats.
Charlotte: You are my agent!... You have got to get me out of this!... It is a disaster!!... What do you mean Ironclad Contract!?! This is ruining my career!
Romeo: Well at least he did not break dance on the tables.
Voice Off Screen: That was in the cut footage!
Romeo: What?!
Fade Out.
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Post by Wyvern on Mar 5, 2005 11:45:16 GMT -5
Segment: Bob and Yoko’s Date, Part VIII
Announcement: Now a Another Special ACW Date Report with your commentators: Charlotte King and Romeo.
Charlotte King is dressed in a nice long slinky black dress and Romeo is dressed in one of his tuxedos both in the studio holding microphones both are trying to keep their smiles are gone both are slouching as the show starts.
Romeo: Just roll the next clip.
Charlotte is crying.
Charlotte: Ironclad…can not get out….
Bob and Yoko are at the opening of the Demon Pit. They both look at each other.
Bob: So did you have a good time?
Yoko: It was interesting...
Bob: Listen Yoko, I don’t think we have something to keep us going. I think we should be just friends with benefits.
Yoko: How about just friends?
Bob: How about I can grope you in matches we have?
Yoko: No.
Bob: Deal!
Bob and Yoko give each other a hug and Yoko walks into the Demon Pit
Bob: Besides you are not as hot as Romeo’s Mom. Romeo’s mom has got it going on…<br> Bob starts to hum as he leaves the entrance of the Demon Pit
Charlotte has taken Romeo’s wine bottle and drinking from it, and is getting drunk. Romeo looks visibly upset
Romeo: My MADRE!!! I went through all of that and you …STILL WANT MY MADRE!!!!!
Fade Out.
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Post by Wyvern on Mar 5, 2005 11:45:47 GMT -5
Match 5: Gooner vs. Anthony Kalb – ACW Junior Title (Credit: Senator)
The crowd is understandably not too thrilled with tonight’s main event, which pits a puny newcomer of the ACW against a man who’s started to hit his stride here in the ACW. However, it’s the way things go sometimes. The fans cheer as Phillip enters the ring.
Phillip: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, in his ACW debut, Gooner!
”Eye of the Tiger” hits to a loud pop from the crowd. When Gooner emerges, the crowd sighs, as it’s not the Senator. Gooner strolls down to the ring with a confident air, knowing very well that he is one-hundred and forty pounds of DY-NA-MITE, as many signs in the crowd are showing. He climbs into the ring, ready to go.
Phillip: And announcing now, your ACW Junior Champion, one half of the Capitalists, and a member of the Senatorial Stable, Anthony Kalb!
Kalb walks down the entranceway with the Junior title on his shoulder, not particularly paying much attention to his opponent, but rather takes the time to intimidate some jeering fans before getting into the ring.
Kalb: You wanted this, so I will not feel bad about snapping you in two, got that?
Gooner: You're the one who should be scared!
Kalb starts laughing, and in fact, is so amused that he misses the ringing of the bell, as well as Gooner's foot headed towards his head....and Gooner connects with the Superkick, his finisher! However, it appears that Gooner was the one who received the brunt of the blow, as he is the one who ends up on the mat, hitting his head hard on the surface, having apparently slipped in the execution of his move. Kalb looks down, starts laughing again, and makes the cover..1...2...3!
Phillip: And here is your winner, and STILL ACW JUNIOR CHAMPION, Anthony Kalb!
Kalb: Well, that was easy enough...but next week will be another story.
Anthony heads backstage, as the crowd laughs hysterically at Gooner’s mishap. However, some people are very unhappy that this was the main-event title defense here on Fallout. The fans hope that eventually someone else will challenge Anthony, that can take him to the limit. However, that’s another story for another time, as the camera fades.
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Post by Wyvern on Mar 5, 2005 11:46:13 GMT -5
Segment: The Aftermath of Bob and Yoko’s Date
At Biff’s Office for Saturday Night Fallout he is sitting at his desk angrily at both Romeo and Charlotte King as he puffs his cigar. Romeo has the opened button on his top button on his suit and Charlotte is barely in her seat visibly drunk.
Biff: That show was a complete disaster! I have the people from Disney saying lawsuit. I have Che Pierre’s in LA saying they are joining in a class action lawsuit against the ACW! I told you to play the highlights of the date. Instead it was all a disaster! What can you say for yourselves?!
Romeo: Those where the highlights… Need I remind you about the Tea Cup Ride?
Charlotte: yeah… heh heh heh…yeah… what what…he said… She leans in looking at Romeo I am not sure…which of the 4 of you is you… but yeah…<br> Biff: ...What where we thinking?
The camera fades, leaving many to wonder:
Will anyone step up to Anthony Kalb?
Where’s El Froggy Mask?
Why didn’t Biff do anything this week?
All this and more will be answered in time. So for next week, tune in, and mark out, and see what unfolds here on ACW Saturday Night Fallout!
Fade to Black.
End of Show.
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Post by ridley on Mar 5, 2005 11:52:39 GMT -5
Daaaaaaaaaaamn.
In the list of "dates gone wrong", that was about on par with my Fireball Incident.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Mar 5, 2005 11:59:50 GMT -5
BEST. DATE. EVER. Once again Fallout outdoes itself. Absolutely wonderful, congratulations to all the writers.
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Post by Jake on Mar 5, 2005 12:04:45 GMT -5
CAN'T...STOP ...........ROFLLING! Bob and Anthem, that was the greatest segment(s) ever.
RDK: And by that he means, STICK THE POLE IN THE HOLE BRUDA! OOOOOOOHHH YEA!
^ Which ever one of you thought of that should be instantly promotated to Chairman.
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Post by BK London on Mar 5, 2005 12:11:23 GMT -5
Great Date. Everything was good besides the Paper Champ thing.
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Post by Dalton on Mar 5, 2005 12:14:44 GMT -5
Taht was awesome, another great set of promos by Bob and Yoko. Also the debut of Zephyr and Gooner.... heh, Gooner, poor guy...
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Post by bob on Mar 5, 2005 12:56:58 GMT -5
I think I finally topped the blessed pants. Anthem and Yoko where a huge help to this and without them it wouldn't of been done. Thank you all
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