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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Dec 11, 2004 14:56:39 GMT -5
Hello everyone. Today, I am hosting Fallout. And apparently it will be the last non-wrestling Fallout, according to Ginger's PM.
Anyway, I've written a story for you all. It's my type of story, so it's horror. Have an open mind. Some of you may not appear by name, but everyone is there, since it technically involves the whole roster. Enjoy.
I present to you,
A Very Yoko Fallout.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Dec 11, 2004 14:57:31 GMT -5
The camera fades in on a random hallway inside of the ACW arena. New ACW superstar Wyvern is walking down said hallway. As he is walking, he hears faint music. He stops walking and looks around the hallway, attempting to figure out where the music is coming from. He walks toward one of the wall and presses his ear to it. The music is coming from inside of the wall.
He steps back, inspecting the wall. He finds it is very, very slightly discolored, coincidentally in the shape of a door.
Wyvern looks around to make sure no one is looking, closes his eyes, and rushes at the spot on the wall with full force. The wall gives, and he tumbles into a hidden room.
Voice: Hello, boy.
Wyvern gets up to his feet, and looks around the room. There are no lights within the room, the only contents are a bed, a small radio, and a balding middle aged man.
Wyvern: Err...Hello. Sorry about your wall...Door?
Man: Don't be sorry, it's nice to see some light. You wouldn't happen to have some food on you, would you?
Wyvern: No...Who ARE you? Why are you in this room?
Man: Oh, I used to run this place. The GFWCW.
Wyvern: You must be mistaken, this is the ACW.
Man: Right..Right. The new name. Who might you be, boy?
Wyvern: My name is Wyvern. I was recently hired by Ginger.
Man: Good man that Ginger, good man! Always had a good eye for talent. I suppose he WOULD want to get some new guys after what happened before.
Wyvern: What?
The song on the radio ends, and Girls Just Wanna Have Fun begins.
Man: That new Cindy Lauper girl has a wonderful voice. She's going to be more popular than that Michael Jackson one day, mark my words.
Wyvern: Sir, why would Ginger want new talent? What happened before?
Man: Terrible tragedy, it was. Out in the woods.
Wyvern: What woods?
Man: The big forest next to the arena.
Wyvern: There's no forest anywhere near the arena.
Man: Entire roster went camping one night, I was the only survivor.
Wyvern: ...Only survivor? People died?
Man: Yes. Out in the Hundred Acre Woods. Christopher Robin was out to see his pals that day. Bright and sunny.
Wyvern: Excuse me? Are you telling a Winnie the Pooh story?
Man: You're a little loony Wyvern, I was talking about the hundreds of miles of woods next to the arena. Roster went camping one night. It was never the same. Got attacked.
Wyvern: By what?
Man: Guess I should start from the start.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Dec 11, 2004 14:58:09 GMT -5
The camera fades out on the image of Wyvern standing before the man, and fades back in on a shot of the ACW arena at night
Man's Voice: The roster went into the forest that night for a camping thing. I don't know who's idea it was.
The shot of the arena shifts to the left, across a small field, and onto a giant virginal forest. It zooms deep into the forest in an instant, revealing numerous ACW stars around a giant campfire. They are all listening to Michael Kross.
Kross: So then...The boy did NOT confess his sins! And when he died...HE WENT TO HELL! AAHHHH!
Kain: That wasn't scary, Kross. Being on fire isn't even really all that bad.
Kross: The flames of Hell are one thousand times hotter than the flames that burned you, Kain.
Kain: Don't call me that! My name is Bane now!
Kross: Why?
Kain: ...Because!
AK: Enough bickering, it's someone else's turn to tell a story.
TNT: Hey, hey! I got one missy! This jerkoff Kain, Bane, whatever the blue hell his name is pissed off TNT and he went total BLOODSPORT on him! I'll tell you, that'll be the scariest thing in the world so you calm down about your name junior!
RDK: That was a good one! OoOoOoOoOoOoOh YeAh!
Rena stands up from the group.
Rena: Right. I'm going to go use the bathroom and head off to sleep. Someone come get me if these stories actually become worthwhile.
She heads into the woods.
Bob: REMEMBER, DON'T WIPE WITH THE THREE LEAFED LEAVES!
The group begins to laugh. Gooey Garth pulls a small joint of marijuana out of his jacket. BK London spots it.
BK: Brought pot, Garth? Shame shame.
Garth: Back off, I'm just going to reapply my high. Besides, I found it earlier. Don't blame me for someone else losing it.
He holds his hand out to the giant flames and his joint is instantly lit. He takes a puff.
Fallen Souls: ...How'd he manage that without burning his hand off?
Garth: Experience, guy. Experience.
He giggles, and then stares into the woods.
Garth: I think this stuff was laced really badly.
Orochi: It is. With poison, and bees. BEES. Now, let's do the time warp again.
Garth: I don't want to do the time warp again.
Everyone stares at Garth.
Kross: ...You ok Garth? Who are you talking to?
Garth: Freakin' Orochi here's doing some Rocky Horror thing.
Yoko Satoshi: ...Orochi isn't even in this country.
Garth: Whatever you say, Cactus Chef playing We Didn't Start the Fire on a flute. I know he's there. I'm looking at him.
The image of Orochi vanishes before his eyes. Garth blinks, begins to laugh, and falls over sideways.
Garth: This is good stuff...
He immediately begins to snore.
AK: Well. Now that that's over with, next story. Anyone?
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Dec 11, 2004 14:58:40 GMT -5
Latino: I have one.
He chugs down a bottle of tequila and throws it into the woods.
Latino: The story of Hook Handed Charlie.
Will Anger: Is this one of those lame stories about a crazy guy on Lovers' Lane?
Latino: No, it's about a pirate trapped inside of a planetarium.
Amo: A pirate ghost?
Latino downs another bottle of tequila in seconds.
Latino: Sure, why not. So here's the story of Hook Handed Hank.
Will: Charlie.
Latino: Hook Handed Harley, whatever.
Yoko: I'm gonna go get Rena, this one sounds like it'll be good.
She gets up and walks into the forest. Various people make kissy noises as she vanishes.
Latino: Do I wait for them?
Oliver Black: No, go on with the story.
Latino: ...Who are you, again? I don't remember seeing you there.
Oliver: I'm Oliver Black, the new guy. I was here, you just didn't see me until I spoke up.
Latino whips out a bottle of brandy, drinks it down, and smashes it.
Latino: Ok then. Once upon a time...
Quite suddenly, one of the tequila bottles Latino had thrown shoots back into their campsite like a bullet, smashing him on the head. The stars gasp and jump back as Latino slumps over. AK rushes over to him.
Bob: What happened?!
Will: Is he ok? Who threw that?
Bladeshadow unsheathes his katana.
BS: I WILL KATANA WHOEVER DID THAT!
AK jumps up and screams a small scream.
AK: He's dead!
BK: What?!
AK: Latino is dead!
Oliver: So is Garth!
Everybody turns to where Garth had passed out. Oliver shakes him a little and backs away.
Oliver: He isn't breathing!
BK: The pot must have been poisoned, he said he had found it.
Everyone begins whispering to each other.
AK: Quiet, everyone. We need to find out who threw the bottle. Who's not here?
Bob: Rena isn't here.
Kross: Nor is Yoko.
BK: She did it! I know she did! She's insane!
AK: That may be true... Everyone needs to stick together in this spot, just in case. Where's Bladeshadow? He's the only one who has a weapon.
Everyone looks around, not seeing him.
BS: I'm up here.
AK follows the voice, spotting him up on a tree branch.
AK: What the hell are you doing?!
BS: I'm guarding you all.
AK: Get down here, BS.
BS: ...But..But I'm a ninja.
AK: GET DOWN HERE!
There's a ruffling in one of the trees across from the one Bladeshadow is in, and before he can react, a dark shape jumps out from one tree, onto the branch he's on. There's a quick struggle and a small flash of light, and the shape jumps away into another tree.
AK: BS, are you ok?
The katana falls to the ground as the sound of the shape leaping away grows fainter.
AK: ...BS?
A sudden curtain of red rushes down the tree trunk, and BS falls to the ground, in multiple pieces. BK London screams.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Dec 11, 2004 14:59:12 GMT -5
Just then, the sounds of someone running is heard nearby. Everyone turns that way. Yoko bolts into the clearing, gasping for breath.
Yoko: Rena! She's dead!
AK: What?
Yoko: In her tent...Impaled...
She tries to catch her breath.
Fallen Souls: ....Look at her clothes.
Yoko, along with everyone else, looks down at her skirt, and her white socks. Blood splotches are on them.
Yoko: It's Rena's. It got on me when I found her.
Will Anger: I bet it did.
TNT: SOME SUMBITCH TIE HER ASS UP NOW!
Yoko: What?!
Kain dashes toward her and grabs her, and throws her to the ground. Various people tear off bits of their clothes and jump onto her. When they back off, her legs are tied together with the cloth, as well as her hands, which are tied behind her back.
Yoko: I'll get you all for this!
AK walks over to Yoko and kneels down in front of her.
AK: Yoko. This is for our protection. Latino, Garth, and Bladeshadow are dead. If Rena is also dead, that leaves you as the only person who could have done it.
Yoko: I didn't kill anyone.
Kross kneels next to her as well.
Kross: Do not lie, Yoko. Lying will make your punishment before God for these murders more severe. Confess and repent now, and you may be forgiven.
Yoko: I'M NOT LYING! UNTIE ME!
A twig snaps, and everyone immediately forgets about Yoko and turns around. A very large cloaked figure is standing in the campsite, with white bandages covering all of the skin that would be visible, except for the eyes.
Bob: ...Who is that?
Yoko: Obviously the killer. Untie me!
Kross: Don't you see? It's an evil demon! He must be stopped!
He holds out the giant metal cross on his necklace and walks toward the figure.
AK: Kross, don't!
Kross: GO BACK TO THE BOWELS OF HELL, DEMON! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
The cloaked figure falls to one knee and tries to shield his eyes from the cross as Kross approaches.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Dec 11, 2004 15:00:02 GMT -5
Kross: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRI-
As Kross reaches him, the figure jumps back up onto his feet and grabs the metal cross himself. He spins Kross around, and doubles the chain links of the necklace up around his wrist, tightening the necklace around Kross' neck. He pulls tight, strangling him with it.
AK: Let him go!
She and a few of the other stars rush toward them, but the figure pulls a knife out of his cloak with his free hand and points it at them. They stop.
Fallen Souls: We have to save Kross!
No one budges as Kross gasps for air. After a moment, he stops struggling as his body goes limp.
Fallen Souls: No!
He rushes at the figure as it lets go of Kross, but it simply throws the knife directly at Fallen. It nails him between the eyes, forcing his head to jerk back as his body falls back.
Kain: Get him!
As soon as Kain says these words, the figure runs and leaps an impossible height up into a tree and escapes like before.
Bob: Is he gone?
AK: For now. He'll come back. He has no problem getting around or taking us out, he's just toying with us.
RDK: But who IS it?
BK: I'll tell you who it is, if it isn't Yoko. It's Ridley. He and Rose didn't want to come with us. Maybe he or Rose snapped, or Asmodeus is doing it.
AK: It isn't Ridley either way, or Rose. They went on their own into the woods, for a night alone. Besides, they're all extremely wordy when it comes to doing violence. This guy was silent.
Yoko: So you can untie me?
AK: Oh, sorry.
AK unties Yoko.
AK: We need to stick together, and get weapons for when he comes back.
Bob: The only weapon is Blade's katana.
AK: Right.
She walks over to the katana, which is partially stuck in the ground. As she pulls it out, the blade completely shatters.
AK: Damn!
BK: What happened?
AK: The guy broke it or something when he used it on Bladeshadow.
Yoko: I have a weapon.
Yoko throws her arm down, and a small metal knife slides out of her sleeve, into her hand.
Yoko: I always bring a kunai with me.
AK: Are you good with it?
Yoko: Very.
AK: Good. When he comes back, try to get him when he's distracted with someone.
BK: Wait, wait. Why should we wait for him to come back? Why not run for the arena? It couldn't be very far.
Will Anger: Because he's running around in the trees like the Predator, he'll pick us off easily.
Predator: No I won't.
Everyone looks at Predator.
RDK: Shut up, bruda.
Predator: WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE ME!
AK: Will is right. If we run out of this clearing, he'll be able to get us easier. We have to get him first.
Kain: Wait, what's that!
Kain motions for AK to stop talking and points up to a tree. The leaves are rustling. Everyone watches and listens. Yoko grips her kunai tightly. The leaves stop rustling, and nothing happens.
Kain: Was that him?
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Dec 11, 2004 15:00:34 GMT -5
The large figure of the cloaked man darts out from the trees near Kain, smashing into his side with extreme force, almost as if it were a Pounce. Kain's body flies a few feet, his right arm landing in the flames of the campfire. His arm ignites before he can respond. BK London screams loudly. The figure turns his head towards BK as Kain tries to put out the flames, only succeeding in causing them to spread.
While the figure is looking at BK, Yoko pulls her arm back to throw the kunai. However, as she raises it, the cloaked figure turns quickly towards her, slinging his arm around. As it passes her direction, a shiny object shoots out of his sleeve, and hits Yoko in the neck before she can throw her kunai.
AK: Yoko! Kain!
Yoko drops her kunai and reaches up to her throat, and pulls at the object. Blood flows from the wound at a quick rate as she pulls it out. It is also a kunai. She throws it down and falls to the ground, clutching at her neck, trying to stop the blood.
This happens in a matter of seconds, all the while the fire on Kain has spread over his whole body and he's flailing around. BK London screams again as the carnage sinks in.
BK: Everyone run for it!
The roster breaks up and runs into the woods.
AK: NO! We have to stay together!
She goes into the woods after everyone. TNT is the only one remaining in the campsite. He looks at Yoko, who is nearly dead but reaching out to him. He sees Kain finally fall over, flames nearly exhausted. He sees the cloaked figure looking in different directions, not knowing who he should chase after. TNT turns and runs into the woods himself before being spotted.
AK(From a distant place): Everyone follow my voice! Back together immediately!
TNT swerves from his current route to go after AK's voice. As he runs, he repeatedly hears random swooshing and slashing sounds, followed by screams.
AK: Quick everyone!
TNT adjusts slightly to follow it again, when the cloaked figure drops in front of him.
TNT: Whoa whoa whoa, you're not getting me, junior!
TNT attempts to dash around him. The figure grabs the back of TNT's shirt, but TNT pulls it from his grasp and gets away. He runs into a very small, dark clearing where AK is standing, looking around for signs of movement.
AK: TNT!
TNT: ...Didn't anyone else find you?
Bob leaps into the clearing and rolls across the ground. AK quickly helps him up.
AK: Everyone else, come this way!
They wait, but no one else arrives.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Dec 11, 2004 15:00:59 GMT -5
Bob: ...Are we supposed to be the only ones left or something?
AK: I think so...
TNT: No way. He couldn't have gotten BK, or Skurai. ...Maybe some of the other jabronis.
AK: I told everyone not to split up!
TNT: Well we all did. What are we supposed to do?
AK: Over there.
TNT: What?
She points.
AK: That very dim light. That's the arena. We might be able to make it. If-
Bob: TNT, there's something on your back!
TNT: What?!
He reaches behind himself and turns around, revealing a box with a blinking red light attached where the figure had grabbed him.
TNT: Get it off!
It begins to blink faster. AK grabs Bob and throws him to the ground, and crouches down herself. The light stops blinking, and the box explodes. TNT's body falls to the ground. The cloaked figure falls from the tree next to the body, and makes sure he is dead, then turns toward AK and Bob.
AK: Bob, stay down.
Bob stays down in his current position, and watches AK stand.
AK: I really didn't want to do this, but I have no choice.
She holds up one of her hands to the figure, and closes her eyes. Lightning shoots from her fingertips, and plows right into the figure. He flies back against a tree, and crashes to the ground. She points her hand again, and more lightning fires toward him. She raises her other arm and does the same.
After a moment or two, the lightning stops, and she collapses to her knees. The figure is slumped against the tree, unmoving. Bob stands and walks over to AK.
Bob: ...What did you just do?!
AK(Breathing heavily): Force lightning. You think I just wear robes because I think they're cool or something?
Bob: Well...Why didn't you do it before?
AK: Force lightning is really bad. It's a tool of the dark side of the Force. It's physically straining if you don't do it often, and the dark side destroys your own body over time. But...I got him.
Bob: So what now?
AK points into the forest again.
AK: That dim light, that's the arena. Just give me a minute to rest, and we'll go there. We'll call the police.
Bob: Ok.
AK catches her breath, and stands.
AK: Let's go.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Dec 11, 2004 15:01:27 GMT -5
They walk off toward the arena together. Suddenly, AK launches ahead of Bob, covered in lightning. She turns in mid air, and smashes into a tree. Bob turns to see the cloaked figure standing, perfectly fine. It walks toward AK with its arms held out.
AK: Bob, run!
Lightning explodes from the fingertips and connect with AK. He does not let up as AK writhes on the ground. He glances at Bob for a moment, but continues electrocuting AK. Bob reluctantly turns and runs full speed toward the arena.
He nears the edge of the forest, when he hears the crackle of the lightning stop, followed by a faint swoosh. He bursts from the forest and into the meadow, arena in sight.
Suddenly, he hears a much louder whooshing sound as a dark shape flies over his head and lands in front of him. Bob stops running. The cloaked figure looks at him, and pulls an axe from beneath his cloak.
Bob: I guess I need to do something I should have done from the start. Fight.
Bob reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small tube that reads, "Head Grease," and squirts all that remains into his hand. He rubs it onto his head, and grins.
Bob: I'm a breakdancing champion, so let's see you deal with my Headspin 3,000!
He runs, jumps, spins in midair, and lands on his head. He glides on his head toward the cloaked figure like a human top.
The image fades out and fades back to Wyvern and the man.
Wyvern: And?
Man: Well. The Headspin 3,000 is capable of tearing something to pieces, as the person executing it is spinning at dangerous speeds. But the downside is, you just don't move very fast in any direction.
Wyvern: So...
Man: So The Cloaker-
Wyvern: The what?
Man: The cloaked figure. The Cloaker.
Wyvern: You haven't called it that yet.
Man: Anyway, The Cloaker simply walked over to Bob, and swung his axe into the spinning body, and no one lived. The end.
Wyvern frowns.
Wyvern: Sir, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but your story makes no sense. I've met those people, none of them are actually dead. Also, how would you be the only survivor if no one lived?
Man: I was on vacation, in Paris.
Wyvern: ...But then how are you able to tell the story like you were there?
Voice: Because it's just that, a story.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Dec 11, 2004 15:01:48 GMT -5
Wyvern turns around, and sees Ginger.
Wyvern: Ginger, I..Um..Sorry about your wall. Door. I'm sorry.
Ginger: No big deal. I want to see you in my office, Wyvern. And you...
Ginger points to the man.
Ginger: You stay here, ok?
The man salutes Ginger and turns his head to the radio. Ginger heads down the hallway, followed by Wyvern. Ginger stops at a door and knocks. AK opens it.
AK: What's up?
Ginger: Our friend here found the chamber.
AK: I see. Ok.
AK steps out and follows Ginger and Wyvern to Ginger's office. Ginger sits down behind the desk.
Ginger: Have a seat, Wyvern.
Wyvern sits down in front of Ginger, while AK stands against a wall.
Wyvern: What's going on? Who was that? Why was he trapped in there?
Ginger: Once upon a time, two chairmen ran the ACW. Or as it was called then, GFWCW. One being myself, the other named WCW98. We didn't get along, and we voted for him to leave. Long story short, on his last day, he witnessed...Well, he witnessed Ridley having sex. The sight was too much for him to handle, and he lost his mind. It kind of regressed back to sometime in the 80s. Which is why he tells that Cloaker story, horror was big in the 80s.
Wyvern: And Cindy Lauper?
Ginger: No, he always liked her, before the incident. Anyway, we decided to lock him up in a locked off so he wouldn't bother anyone.
Wyvern: That's...horrible. How do you feed him?
Ginger: We don't. We don't know why he's alive. Blasted little bugger won't die.
Wyvern blinks a couple of times.
Wyvern: That's...That's...I can't stand by and let this go on.
Ginger: That's what I figured. AK?
AK locks the door. Wyvern stands up and faces her.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Dec 11, 2004 15:02:10 GMT -5
Wyvern: Don't you dare try to kill me, my family will know if something weird happens.
Ginger and AK laugh.
Ginger: We don't mean to kill you.
AK looks into Wyvern's eyes and waves her hand.
AK: You don't need to see his identification.
Wyvern: ...What?
AK: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Wyvern chuckles.
AK: You can go about your business. Move along.
Wyvern blinks.
AK: You will forget you saw WCW98. You won't travel that hall anymore.
Wyvern doesn't respond, and then turns to Ginger.
Wyvern: ...How did I get in here?
Ginger: You asked for a title shot. I said not now, but one day.
Wyvern: I see. Thanks, then.
He leaves.
Ginger: AK, board up our friend's room again.
She nods, and the camera fades to black.
The End.
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Post by BK London on Dec 11, 2004 15:10:51 GMT -5
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Post by ridley on Dec 11, 2004 15:22:15 GMT -5
A'ight, I promised I'd swing by and give feedback.
Good job, Yoko.
Also, the sight of Rose and me having sex is enough to ruin most people's minds; it's gorier than a Tarantino film.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 11, 2004 15:26:34 GMT -5
Fab Fallout, Yoko. That has to be a record body - count for ACW...(Yoda)mmm, yes, a great Fallout it was. Most impressed am I. ;D
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Post by Scientist GooeyGarth on Dec 11, 2004 15:27:16 GMT -5
 Heh nice story, funny, scary, ummmm...scary anyways (b'.')b
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