ACW Fallout for 10/08/04

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Fallout opens with its usual credits, but they the second they exit, a Welsh flag is seen flapping about in the background. Then, it exits and the Daredevil is seen on a sofa, in a room completely littered with Welsh colours and red dragons. Amo walks into the room, and looks stunned, to say the least.

Amo: Um, see that you’re very patriotic Daredevil. Or weird.

Amo starts slowly walking backwards, gets quicker, then turns around and runs out.

Daredevil: Welcome to this week’s edition of Fallout, brought to you by none other than the Welsh Dragon, the Daredevil!

Daredevil expects a huge reception from the crowd, but they just look confused.

Daredevil: Hey, what’s up with that?

They look even more confused

Daredevil: Hey, can someone tell me what the hell is going on here?

He looks at either exit but sees no-one. Then, Orochi walks onto the stage, and the crowd go absolutely mental

Daredevil: Hey, Orochi. How the hell do you get a good reception, and I don’t

Orochi: Well it’s either 2 things…They don’t like you

The crowd cheer again

Orochi: Or, they were expecting to see me on. I mean, when Ridley isn’t doing a show, they can only expect the best to replace on, can’t they?

Audience: YHAS ZHEY CHAN!!!!!

Daredevil: Alright, enough of this. I’m in charge tonight, so Orochi. You leave now

Daredevil hurls a microphone at Orochi, but pathetically misses. The audience cheer more as Orochi ducks and dodges several objects whilst doing some stupid poses at the same time

Daredevil: Right. That’s it

Daredevil picks up a glass of water and throws at Orochi. He dodges the glass but gets completely soaked by the water

Orochi: You’ll never be as good as me, Double D!

Audience: YOU’LL NHEVAR BE AHS GOOD AHS…<br>
Daredevil: Ah shut up!

Daredevil storms off as the camera cuts to commercials

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Daredevil-now wearing a Wales rugby shirt-returns, back on stage, with the audience still silent

Daredevil: So, you aren’t going to cheer me?

The crowd don’t respond

Daredevil: So...you aren’t responding, eh?

They say nothing

Daredevil: Well it doesn’t bother me. I can wait all day.

He leans back, folds his arms and waits. The crowd are getting restless and bored. Suddenly, Yoko walks onto the stage and the crowd erupts with joy and starts chanting something in Japanese. Daredevil jumps up, looking angry.

Daredevil: Damnit Yoko, what’s with you and other oriental wrestlers (speaking into his earpiece: I can say that, right? good). I’m trying to run a show and these ignorant fools are ignoring me, yet praise you guys?

Yoko: Well, maybe it’s the Pain Inc. effect. I don’t know. Or maybe they just don’t like you

Daredevil: What!?! What’s there to not like about me

Yoko: Well…You’re too patriotic, that’s one thing

Daredevil: THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING TOO PATRIOTIC

Yoko: Well…<br>
Daredevil: I’ve had enough of this. Roll the godamn tape

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The tape rolls and we see Daredevil with JonnyG in the studio, only from earlier in the day.

Daredevil: So, JonnyG. You came into thus business almost straight after me. I’ve got a question for you though: how does it feel entering a federation when a proven superstar has just entered previously

JonnyG: Well, you may be a superstar, but not proven

Daredevil: What’s that supposed to mean?

JonnyG: Well, have you proven it here in the ACW?

Daredevil: Hey. I’m giving the interview, not you. Anyways, so what are your ambitions here in the ACW?

JonnyG: Well, my first ambition is to get a title, and quickly. You only go places with titles, so that’s what I’m aiming at.

Daredevil: Well, just like the rest of us. I’ve actually realised that we’re a good team. Do you remember when I helped you win your first match?

JonnyG: Well I DID get the pin, remember?

Daredevil: But I set it up. Remember?

JonnyG: Look. We can argue all day. Let’s just stop now. Ok?

Daredevil: Ok. So…<br>
Suddenly Ridley enters the stage, and looks really pissed off with Daredevil

Ridley: Daredevil, you fuck! What the hell are you doing here!?!

Daredevil: Duh, I’m in charge of Fallout this week

Ridley: The hell you are. You (pointing at Jonny), get out of here
Jonny runs out

Ridley: And you, Daredevil…heheheh, you caught me on a wrong day, boy…<br>
Daredevil then gets pissed off and starts attacking the video the video

Daredevil: CUT THE VIDEO

Daredevil tombstones the TV, turning the video off, and the audience boo Daredevil

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Daredevil: So as you can see, I ran in too Ridley again. I’ll just have you know that he WILL in fact be coming in later

The audience actually cheer for once, and Daredevil starts to grin.

Daredevil: And what do you say about Daredevil?

The room suddenly goes silent

Daredevil: Curses…Oh well, at least I have my British, and more importantly, Welsh fans.

Ridley suddenly bangs through the door, holding a cup of coffee and not pleased. He suddenly stops and gazes around the room

Ridley: What the hell did you do?

Daredevil: Well, since I am in charge today, I exercise the right to re-decorate it.

Ridley: Well, it better come off, or else you’re gonna be up there painting new colours.

Daredevil: Jesus, Ridley. Don’t you ever calm down? It’s flags stuck to the walls and ceiling with blue-tack and sellotape.

Ridley: Oh, right. Well it better come off

Daredevil: Why must you be so angry all the time, Ridley? I mean, chill out

Ridley stands up and walks over to Daredevil

Ridley: Listen, Daredevil. You come on my show, destroy my stage, and now you make fun of me? Well, it isn’t happening, not tonight. Not any night

Ridley grabs Daredevil by the chest and lifts him up. He is about to punch him, when he stops and walks off

Ridley: One day, boy, it’s gonna hit you so hard you won’t even notice it

He leaves, much to the annoyance of the crowd

Daredevil: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. So now we’re cutting to commercials. When we come back, we’ll be talking to a special guest

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Announcer 1: 17th of July, 2004. Greed. Gluttony. Envy. Jealousy. Lust. Sloth. Anger…<br>
The Seven Deadly Sins Pay Per View that revolutionised the ACW forever.

Announcer 2: The whole match, as you saw it live, can now be relived inside your living room. Every match, promo and interview is included, especially the bone-chilling finale to the show.

Matches included are:
Jack Fury vs. Radobar vs. Spike vs. Masked Assassin vs. Dream vs. Kross in a Junior Title Gauntlet

Yoko vs. GWD in a chain match

Rey Mcfoley vs. Venom vs. Stewartfan vs. Liljakie for the Lightweight Title in a Cage Match

Pain Inc vs. Poco Locos vs. Tyd & Monkeybaal in a thrilling Tag team title TLC

Skurai vs. Spider vs. BK London for the Entertainment Title

PDogg vs. Kane vs. V3 in a triple threat International Title

Bladeshadow vs. RDK for the World Title in a 2 out of 3 Falls

WCW, Ridley, Rose, RDK & ? vs. Ginger, Latino, V3, Bladeshadow & Double Oh Four if WCW's team loses, RDK loses the right to be commisioner. If Veasey's team loses, then Gingerdude loses the right to be commisioner

Announcer 1: Get it now. Only £19.99, or $29.99 in the states. Don’t miss out…

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Daredevil is backstage wearing some kind of disguise

Daredevil: Alright, we’re back. As you can see, we’re backstage, as my interviewee doesn’t actually know we’ll be interviewing him tonight. Hehe, sort of like, a candid camera bit

Daredevil opens a couple of random locker rooms, to find no-one. He then opens another to find Latino leaning back on a chair, reading a magazine

Latino: What the…<br>
He falls over, and Daredevil laughs at him. Latino gets back up, dusts himself down, and confronts Daredevil

Latino: Who the hell are you, punk?

Hubert: I’m here to ask you a few questions. You see, I’m the new interviewer here, yeah. My name is…Hubert…Paddington

Latino: Oh. Right. Hello, err, Hubert Paddington. So what do you want?

Hubert: I want to talk to you about your failed attempt to capture the ACW gold last pay per view. So tell me: How did it feel to lose?

Latino: How do you think it felt? Eh? I trained hard, and worked for this title shot, only to be pinned by some lowlife

Hubert: That lowlife you are referring to is of course, the ACW champion

Latino: What? Shut up!

Hubert: Ok, ok. Next question: did you ever get a new car, y’know, after Daredevil accidentally knocked it?

Latino: Listen, you. I saw that whole incident. Daredevil had a 2-by-4 in his hand, and destroyed my Lowrider-my brand, new, one-of-a-kind Lowrider.

Hubert: Well, not really one-of-a-kind. I have one at home

Latino: Why you little…<br>
Latino throws a punch at Hubert. However, he ducks, only for his disguise to fall off

Latino: What the…You little punk!

Daredevil picks himself up, and makes a run for it, whilst Latino chases him

Daredevil: That was (breath) Fallout. (Double breath). Good night! (breath)

Daredevil is then finally heard being smashed into several objects, as the camera fades out

[Latino]

Not a bad show. I am defenitely gonna order that DVD. I mean I am in the main event so why wouldn't I buy it?

[BK London]

I am not gonna but the DVD. I lost.

[Jake]

Ill would buy the DVD, It was my debut in ACW. But i cant. Too expensive

[Orochi]

...Meh. -_-

[ridley]

Passable; it'll do until I can get inspired for D&DS part two.

[Orochi]

Btw.

Get your own fucking gimmicks. <spear-gun>

[Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune]

Good show, DD.

I hope all those oriental fans aren't using the company tab for their hotel accommodation, though, or that's the office christmas party out the window.

[The Feature Presentation]

Heh. good fallout

[amotehgreat]

.....meh, im not in it