Post by The Mainerishi on Apr 24, 2012 16:30:40 GMT -5
One of the biggest mysteries of wrestling that's is this little conundrum which has plagued “MainerManiacs” for the last two years. Whatever happened to David “Little Danny” Masterson, also known as the high-flying, Muay Thai little-man sensation that captured the hearts of the wrestling fans world wide with his idiosyncratic charisma and passion for the business? It seems strange that a man like Danny Mainer, a wrestler so talented that he was the World Heavyweight Champion of a promotion that was rich enough to afford its own island could so easily disappear off everyone's radars. But now though, on tom-bunks-wrasslin-news we answer the questions that we all desperately seek the answer to. Where is he and what's he doing now?
Anyone who's even remotely a fan of Danny Mainer and has an interest in the inner workings of the wrestling industry will know why Mainer retired from wrestling. For those who don't know though, the reasons are as follows. Firstly was his highly publicised real life break-up with on and off-screen fiancé Caitlynn Dufraisne. Secondly was his feud with Jason Freeman which lead to his losing of the World Championship and retirement thanks to stipulations set in the contract. The curious thing though is that even his most committed fans know little of what he does now. So allow us to shock you with the truth of Danny's disappearance.
For a start, despite the contract agreements stating that he would never wrestle again he has since renegged and returned to the squared circle. However, he's wrestling in an absolute dive on the outskirts of Las Vegas called “Underground X” which while popular with the locals and some far-flung internet fans is reputable only for its high frequency of tragic accidents that happen in the various derelict arenas it takes place at and it's insatiable lust for violent matches. His ability to compete comes from him legally loopholing the stipulation that Danny Mainer could never wrestle again, instead choosing to compete under his new moniker “The Mainerishi”. Though nobody really cares anyway because UX is practically a non-entity.
The Mainerishi though? It's a rather bizarre moniker. Some would've suggested he compete under his real name or just carry a pick axe to the ring and call himself “Danny Miner”, or be a teen sensation and call himself “Danny Minor”. However, we at Tom-Bunks have the news too. So here goes. Right after his retirement match, he reconciled with his fiancé who saw that he wanted to make things work so he gave up his wrestling career to make all the time in the world for her and his baby daughter. However, Mainer's highly publicised scandalous affairs with a barrage of women had taken it's toll on a somewhat restless Caitlynn Dufraisne.
It's been reported that Caitlynn as an act of revenge against her now husband (they hitched two months after Mainer's retirement) she engaged in a long string of torrid love affairs. Ultimately, Mainer could dish it but not take it and the strain of seeing his marital bed shared with another man was too much for him. He'd given up wrestling to be with her and in his eyes, that should've been enough to prove his absolute commitment to her. It's been said that Mainer cracked up a lot during this period and started having panic attacks. Despite what you'd think, it was actually Caitlynn who filed for divorce first but Mainer's lateness was due to him preparing a settlement offer that she could not refuse.
As Mainer got closer and closer to the date of finalising his divorce, his behaviour became more and more erratic and his parents started pushing for him to be sectioned and see a therapist. Mainer would have none of it. As part of the divorce proceedings, he went to the effort of drawing up a settlement that meant Caitlynn got to keep almost every last cent of his amassed $24 million fortune if she supported him with a very basic rate credit card and occasionally leant him money when he asked for it. Needless to say, she jumped at it like a greyhound on a rabbit.
Mainer's bizarre and somewhat economically suicidal request was charged with a mission. Deciding that he was bored of living in the lap of luxury, it was time to discover his true self by living in miserable and abject poverty. So with that, he booked himself a flight and took a long stay in Hyderabad, India with a spiritual advisor who taught him all about other worldly delights and the potential that lay in faith. There's no word of this being true but rumours also seem to indicate that Mainer began to experiment very heavily with hallucinogenic drugs as a way of visualising his spirits.
A year was spent in Hyderabad, studying with this advisor who taught him how to translate all manner of old Hindu and Sikh transcripts and sought to teach him everything he knew. Mainer was a quick learner but his own ideas for a new world order had begun to form in his head and soon a brand new movement had begun. A movement of “Ultra Passion”.
And henceforth The Mainerishi was born.
As a man who had been largely obsessed with pride, megalomania and senseless wrath during his early tenure as a wrestler, this was where it all changed for him. He had a new message to spread. With a sacred text that he'd written himself and a brand new world view that preached clarity of mind through the self stripping of egomania, imagined restraint and the promotion of unconditional love for others, he started a “coven” group for the few people he was able to convert when back in Vegas.
The Mainerishi and his cohorts took up residence in an abandoned motel for six months, trying desperately to gain new converts with limited success. In the end, after a vision of the future, Mainerishi claimed to his new “disciples” that he was a prophet to spread peace and love and that the stage for his voice was back in the wrestling ring. That was how he got back into his old boots. It provided the ideal lobby to reach the hearts and minds of the general, popcorn eating public and allowed him to preach his message freely. With the blessing of Damaru (his deity), his work began now in the U-X.
Returning to the ring, The Mainerishi's world-renowned deadly kickboxing and high-flying game had been promptly replaced with a sort of lucha libre influenced passive aggressiveness that takes advantages of the mistakes of passion that people make. Dominance in the ring coupled with high levels of promotion, citing his “Ultra Passion Movement” and the views it teaches as the cause of his success while the ways in which people disobey his cause in other wrestlers causes them to fail.
This new lobby on which to speak garnered Mainer a lot of public attention in the Vegas area and soon his recruits were doubling and quadrupling in number. It got to the point where no longer was their abandoned motel a useful place to set up camp. With a little loan from his ex-wife, he was able to fork out for a mansion out in the Mojave Desert with which to use as a base of operations for his new passion preaching supergroup. With this new legitimate home, he is able to get the tax benefits of being a church while having privacy away from the noise and the lights of the city in which to enjoy passion.
As the proliferation of The Mainerishi's movement and henceforth his power continues, we can see in his daily life the way in which his power grows clear as day. While The Mainerishi used to travel the streets alone and often get beaten up for his poorly groomed hair, he is now constantly surrounded by his own private army of athletic men who are willing to throw their lives on the line. Furthermore, he's constantly surrounded by two groups of beautiful women. First are “The Priestesses” who's job is to help with the creation and interpretation of religious texts while second are “The Handmaidens”, super attractive converts who seek only to tend to the every whim of The Prophet personally. Regardless of the group though, all attractive female members (and even some males) have an open, sexual relationship with the leader.
Without going into any more detail, it obviously goes without saying that he's revolutionised himself. Whether it's simply a phase of insanity (which, given that he's had gun fights, ran people over and thrown meat cleavers for fun makes it highly likely) or a true epiphany by the self-proclaimed “Sex Tornado” remains to be seen. The general impression from non-believers though is that this is one sinister ass cult and needs to be avoided. Pay attention to him on UX and try to dissuade people from joining, lest he release sarin gas into the slot machines at Caligula's.
Source; tombunkswrasslinnews
Anyone who's even remotely a fan of Danny Mainer and has an interest in the inner workings of the wrestling industry will know why Mainer retired from wrestling. For those who don't know though, the reasons are as follows. Firstly was his highly publicised real life break-up with on and off-screen fiancé Caitlynn Dufraisne. Secondly was his feud with Jason Freeman which lead to his losing of the World Championship and retirement thanks to stipulations set in the contract. The curious thing though is that even his most committed fans know little of what he does now. So allow us to shock you with the truth of Danny's disappearance.
For a start, despite the contract agreements stating that he would never wrestle again he has since renegged and returned to the squared circle. However, he's wrestling in an absolute dive on the outskirts of Las Vegas called “Underground X” which while popular with the locals and some far-flung internet fans is reputable only for its high frequency of tragic accidents that happen in the various derelict arenas it takes place at and it's insatiable lust for violent matches. His ability to compete comes from him legally loopholing the stipulation that Danny Mainer could never wrestle again, instead choosing to compete under his new moniker “The Mainerishi”. Though nobody really cares anyway because UX is practically a non-entity.
The Mainerishi though? It's a rather bizarre moniker. Some would've suggested he compete under his real name or just carry a pick axe to the ring and call himself “Danny Miner”, or be a teen sensation and call himself “Danny Minor”. However, we at Tom-Bunks have the news too. So here goes. Right after his retirement match, he reconciled with his fiancé who saw that he wanted to make things work so he gave up his wrestling career to make all the time in the world for her and his baby daughter. However, Mainer's highly publicised scandalous affairs with a barrage of women had taken it's toll on a somewhat restless Caitlynn Dufraisne.
It's been reported that Caitlynn as an act of revenge against her now husband (they hitched two months after Mainer's retirement) she engaged in a long string of torrid love affairs. Ultimately, Mainer could dish it but not take it and the strain of seeing his marital bed shared with another man was too much for him. He'd given up wrestling to be with her and in his eyes, that should've been enough to prove his absolute commitment to her. It's been said that Mainer cracked up a lot during this period and started having panic attacks. Despite what you'd think, it was actually Caitlynn who filed for divorce first but Mainer's lateness was due to him preparing a settlement offer that she could not refuse.
As Mainer got closer and closer to the date of finalising his divorce, his behaviour became more and more erratic and his parents started pushing for him to be sectioned and see a therapist. Mainer would have none of it. As part of the divorce proceedings, he went to the effort of drawing up a settlement that meant Caitlynn got to keep almost every last cent of his amassed $24 million fortune if she supported him with a very basic rate credit card and occasionally leant him money when he asked for it. Needless to say, she jumped at it like a greyhound on a rabbit.
Mainer's bizarre and somewhat economically suicidal request was charged with a mission. Deciding that he was bored of living in the lap of luxury, it was time to discover his true self by living in miserable and abject poverty. So with that, he booked himself a flight and took a long stay in Hyderabad, India with a spiritual advisor who taught him all about other worldly delights and the potential that lay in faith. There's no word of this being true but rumours also seem to indicate that Mainer began to experiment very heavily with hallucinogenic drugs as a way of visualising his spirits.
A year was spent in Hyderabad, studying with this advisor who taught him how to translate all manner of old Hindu and Sikh transcripts and sought to teach him everything he knew. Mainer was a quick learner but his own ideas for a new world order had begun to form in his head and soon a brand new movement had begun. A movement of “Ultra Passion”.
And henceforth The Mainerishi was born.
As a man who had been largely obsessed with pride, megalomania and senseless wrath during his early tenure as a wrestler, this was where it all changed for him. He had a new message to spread. With a sacred text that he'd written himself and a brand new world view that preached clarity of mind through the self stripping of egomania, imagined restraint and the promotion of unconditional love for others, he started a “coven” group for the few people he was able to convert when back in Vegas.
The Mainerishi and his cohorts took up residence in an abandoned motel for six months, trying desperately to gain new converts with limited success. In the end, after a vision of the future, Mainerishi claimed to his new “disciples” that he was a prophet to spread peace and love and that the stage for his voice was back in the wrestling ring. That was how he got back into his old boots. It provided the ideal lobby to reach the hearts and minds of the general, popcorn eating public and allowed him to preach his message freely. With the blessing of Damaru (his deity), his work began now in the U-X.
Returning to the ring, The Mainerishi's world-renowned deadly kickboxing and high-flying game had been promptly replaced with a sort of lucha libre influenced passive aggressiveness that takes advantages of the mistakes of passion that people make. Dominance in the ring coupled with high levels of promotion, citing his “Ultra Passion Movement” and the views it teaches as the cause of his success while the ways in which people disobey his cause in other wrestlers causes them to fail.
This new lobby on which to speak garnered Mainer a lot of public attention in the Vegas area and soon his recruits were doubling and quadrupling in number. It got to the point where no longer was their abandoned motel a useful place to set up camp. With a little loan from his ex-wife, he was able to fork out for a mansion out in the Mojave Desert with which to use as a base of operations for his new passion preaching supergroup. With this new legitimate home, he is able to get the tax benefits of being a church while having privacy away from the noise and the lights of the city in which to enjoy passion.
As the proliferation of The Mainerishi's movement and henceforth his power continues, we can see in his daily life the way in which his power grows clear as day. While The Mainerishi used to travel the streets alone and often get beaten up for his poorly groomed hair, he is now constantly surrounded by his own private army of athletic men who are willing to throw their lives on the line. Furthermore, he's constantly surrounded by two groups of beautiful women. First are “The Priestesses” who's job is to help with the creation and interpretation of religious texts while second are “The Handmaidens”, super attractive converts who seek only to tend to the every whim of The Prophet personally. Regardless of the group though, all attractive female members (and even some males) have an open, sexual relationship with the leader.
Without going into any more detail, it obviously goes without saying that he's revolutionised himself. Whether it's simply a phase of insanity (which, given that he's had gun fights, ran people over and thrown meat cleavers for fun makes it highly likely) or a true epiphany by the self-proclaimed “Sex Tornado” remains to be seen. The general impression from non-believers though is that this is one sinister ass cult and needs to be avoided. Pay attention to him on UX and try to dissuade people from joining, lest he release sarin gas into the slot machines at Caligula's.
Source; tombunkswrasslinnews
