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Post by worldbreaker on Sept 7, 2009 18:50:21 GMT -5
As told by the man himself ... I go by many names. Aiden Joseph. Thunderkiss. Mr. 500%. SUPER-T. The Worldbreaker. The Ultimate Male. The list goes on and on. No matter what people know me by they all have the same reaction to when they hear my name, fear. However, It wasn’t always that way. When I was a young punk kid, I lived life at the very back of the line. I stood by for countless years watching others have all the fun while I had nothing but sorrow to choke on.
Over time my sorrow changed to resentment. My resentment changed to motivation. With this new found attitude I transformed myself from a tiny man to a man larger than life. The very eyes that ignored me now couldn’t keep themselves off of me and I loved every second of it. I craved it. It became an addiction and I needed more. In order to get it I had to leave all that was familiar to me and I ventured out of desert into the world. Since I put that cursed sun behind me, my life has been a roller coaster that still barrels down the tracks at over a hundred miles per hour.
I wanted nothing but lights, camera and action; however, I knew I couldn’t just go to Hollywood and become the next greatest movie star. First and foremost, I needed a vehicle to make my name known and after remembering fond memories at in MGM Grand in Las Vegas, I found it. My union with professional wrestling felt natural as if I had finally stumbled upon my destiny. Trained by Bruce Dwight and later Nibuhiko Takada, I quickly discovered that I excelled at it whereas others struggled. What came easy to me came much harder to others and this was the beginning of an ongoing struggle against the resentment of others that still continues to this day.
I paid my dues like we all do, skipping from small town to small town until I was finally discovered by old high school friend Danny Mainer who was then running the GWF. After signing my name to their dotted line, I awaited the moment where I finally could bask under the spotlight. Unfortunately for my ego, that day never came. Immediately after I signed my old friend Danny was replaced by Metal Michael Toaster, a move that would prove fatal for my GWF career. Though I could easily headline a card, I was sent to their “B” show where I found myself playing second fiddle to, of all things, a mop. At the end of the day, “Metal” Michael Toaster dropped the ball and I terminated my contract with the company. Luckily, not at was lost.
Keeping a close eye on his competition, ACW’s Chairman Gingerdude saw Toaster’s folly and capitalized on it. The rest is, as they say, history. Now given a second chance I decided to lay it all on the line and leave nothing in reserve. There would be no excuses from my part. None. The moment my music first hit the ACW sound system I began my quest to stardom but quickly found myself hitting a speed bump. Adversity had followed me to Alpha Championship Wrestling and he was sporting a pink boa and a smirk that made you want to vomit.December 4th, 2006
Adrian Flamingo Vs. Thunderkiss [Backstage, just moments after the match ... ] W.C.W.: Keep your head up, TK. Thunderkiss: A second time. He has now pinned me twice. TWICE, and did you hear that crowd? They actually cheered for HIM and not ME?! Being ignored can killed a guy’s career in this sport. *sigh* You know what I can’t fathom Willy?W.C.W.: What can’t you fathom, Kiss? Thunderkiss: Why a guy like Steve Phillips gets all the attention when someone of my calibur gets brushed under the ring apron. It makes me sick. Have you watched that man wrestle? It’s like watching paint dry! W.C.W.: White paint, If I may add. Thunderkiss: Amen. You know, I came in here a major free agent. I mean, I was the E.V.E World Champion for fucks sake! I shouldn’t be treated like this. I have done everything for those people and that is what I get in return? They say when it rains it pours and on this night not even an umbrella could keep me dry. Upon returning to my locker room, I discovered a note pinned to its door. Believe me when I say it wasn’t from the ACW welcome wagon.You will never be anything in this federation. Save us and yourself some time and just quit now before you embarrass yourself further. You are not wanted here. You are not only an embarrassment to ACW, but to professional wrestling in general. I remember my hands trembling with such anger I was barely able to tear the paper into shreds to dispose of it. I had finally been beaten not only once, but twice by the same man. I had no locker room support. I had no one cheering for me. Like an wounded animal with its back against the wall I became more dangerous by the second. At that moment I decided that If I were to go down, I was sure as hell going to take those who opposed my presence with me.Thunderkiss: I will be the best. I will NEVER give up. I will never play second to anyone. Not Adrian Flamingo. Not Senator Steve Phillips, not even Chance Emmerson. I will do everything it takes, ANYTHING it takes to drive each and every name on the roster ...
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KNEES And I did.ACW became my playground. Anyone who got between me and what I wanted became a target. I chopped off hands. I stripped wives in front of their husbands and children. I drugged other members of the roster. I even threw people off the rafters all the while not thinking twice about my actions. Deep inside of me something sinister fed off each and every one of these heinous actions and who was I to deny its thirst? Not only did everything feel so good, so right, my name went quickly from being said in a joking tone to one that was spoken with a nervous worry. Whenever I crossed paths backstage with someone who used to look the other way from me I now saw them nod in a concerned stupor instead. My lips couldn’t resist cracking a smile.
Gold that had been denied from my waist for so long finally found its way home. The pinnacle of entertainment had finally claimed that very title away from one who was anything but. If people did not know who Thunderkiss was, they most certainly did now. To the chagrin of many, my name had finally been branded into ACW lore and there wasn’t a damn thing anyone could do about it. If that wasn’t enough, my Entertainment Title soon trumped all others as I found myself not wrestling in the low ranks, but rather in the main event. Those who bet against me found a hero in Senator Steve Phillips and it soon became his mission to slay the dragon known as Thunderkiss.
A pure wrestler in every sense of the word, Steve Phillips was everything I was not and everything I resented about this business all wrapped up in one man. Unfortunately for Steve and my haters, Phillips found himself on the wrong end of a Goodnight Kiss. My hand raised victorious, there was no doubt now; I had finally arrived. After downing the ACW World Champion, panic stricken hearts were sent into cardiac arrest when rumors of my name being added to the Omega Effect 3 main event surfaced. Luckily for them, yet another ACW legend came to answer the call against me - Macho Man, RDK. This time around I was not as fortunate and realized that even I had my limits. I could not watch my back 24/7 and it was time to find some new friends.
Analyzing the situation, it was clear that in order for me to have a clear shot to the top of the federation I needed backup, a stable if you will. Steve had the Senatorial Stable. Wyvern had the “No Names” or whatever the fuck they didn’t call themselves. I couldn’t allow myself to fall victim to the numbers game and on ACW’s third anniversary, I shocked the world by uniting myself with former foe, XS3. We titled ourselves the “Entourage,” and a week later added a hot up and comer to the mix, Jay Zero. Though at one point or another we had all fought against one another, we had one thing in common that bonded us - a sense of brotherhood. After fighting our way up the ACW ranks for so long while being held down by what we considered to be lesser talent, together we stood up and made it known that the game would now be played on our terms.
And play we did. With each of us working together, we were able to achieve much more than by working apart singling. Jay, Matt and myself went on and claimed numerous wins and achievements, including the federation’s 2nd top prize, the ACW International Title. While we broke merchandising records and inflated the ratings, the other groups such as the Senatorial Stable and the No Names began to crumble and weaken. Was it due to us? That is debatable, but I’m certain our presence didn’t help matters for them. Though I was finally more than half way up the mountain, I still had a way to go and two big names were certainly looking down upon me at its peak, BK London and then ACW World Champion Wyvern.
At Heatwave 2007, my very first ACW World Title opportunity was just inches away from my clutches. All I had to do was beat BK London and I would be in the main event going one-on-one with Wyvern, a feat easier said than done. Brother, did I ever learn this out the hard way. I underestimated ACW’s franchise player and was on my back for a three count thanks in part to tactics I didn’t think he was capable of. As I walked away furious, little did I know a revolution was now underway for as I left, so did the fans. Thousands upon thousands of them filed out the arena and began a riot on an epic scale and they did so in my very name. HEATWAVE 2007 I remember seeing nothing but a sea of stark raving fans who were chanting my name as if it gave them power. Thunderkiss: Look at them. Just look at them all. They believe in me more that I do myself. At this very moment two men are wrestling for the ACW World Title but yet half the arena could give a damn as they are out here with me. WORLDBREAKER!
WORLDBREAKER!
WORLDBREAKER!
WORLDBREAKER!
WORLDBREAKER! Thunderkiss: ... with me ... On that night, I was dubbed the “Worldbreaker.” Believed to be able to break any World Champion that stood before me, I vowed to myself I would not let this new moniker down.
I was an out of control locomotive barreling down the tracks. Nothing could stop me and they knew it, but that didn’t stop the “good ‘ol boys club” from trying.I broke Latino. I broke the Senator. I broke Jake Cheng. I even broke Alicia (though I can no longer see 20/20 thanks to my efforts). I broke them all except for those actually sporting the belt. Cowardice reigned supreme in ACW as the end of 2007 drew near for I was denied every opportunity for a title match. It was crystal clear to both the fans and the majority of the roster that I was the number 1 contender and they made their discontent known on every show. They also expressed their feelings by buying loads of Thunderkiss merchandise. My shit was going through the roof and money filled my pockets like Thundergy filled the fan’s stomachs. Add in the fact that I was shagging the Chairman’s daughter, the lovely Anna Sommers, and you could see that life was good.
Though I was riding high, the absence of the ACW World Title irked me to no ends. I wanted it and I wanted it badly. Just as I was ready to turn the entire arena on its side to get it, life threw me a very unexpected curve ball. Now, what I’m going to tell you now may sound unbelievable and I wouldn’t hold it against you if you thought I was crazy. Hell, I thought I was crazy for the longest time myself, but let me tell you, my following words are REAL. As I celebrated the beginning of a new year atop my mountain in San Fernando, I was visited by a demon named Jashin. I know, I know, crazy .. right? Well, if you are still with me, trust me, things only get stranger. The purpose of this entities visit was to inform me of a deal we had made five years prior, a deal I had purposely forgotten. There was a reason I was living on top of a mountain in sunny California and I was looking right at it.
During my days in Japan, I had such desire in my heart to become famous that this creature easily picked up on my scent of desperation. Appearing before me he offered me a life of fame and fortune, all for the price of my very own soul. Being both young and stupid I made the deal and now he was coming to cash in. All these years, that feeling of euphoria whenever I would commit a sin was him and now he wanted to continue our good times together in a fire and brimstone setting. However, before I was sodomized by a fire poker, I found out my soul was worth more that I could have possibly thought. Another player arrived on the scene, only this one was sporting wings, a halo and a very nice rack. She called herself Xio’Zel and she was an angle sent from heaven to barter my soul away from the demon. Offering me the power of five men, eternal glory in heaven and a void in my contract with Jashin, I could have it all for the price of working for the big man.
Easy choice to make, huh? Much to the disliking of my now previous symboite, when the hour approached of my final decision, I chose to take the “stairway to heaven.” My body was instantly filled with unbelievable power and I was transformed into Mr. 500%. Now again, I can understand how this would be hard to swallow, but if you don’t believe me, look at my matches from that time. Beating people was easier than flicking my index finger. If it wasn’t before, winning the ACW World Title was academic at this point and it was only a matter of finally getting my shot. This time I would be more proactive in getting it. No longer would I stand back waiting for it, I would simply go out and take it. Just as I began my campaign, life had one last surprise in store for me.Anna Sommers: TK, I’m pregnant. Three words have never had so much power. I was confused, scared even. This was something I had not planned for and I just wanted it gone. I couldn’t have any distractions for the World Title, after all. I gave my then girlfriend Joytoy the task to “solve” this little problem while I focused all my attention on Jake Cheng, BK London & Hunter. The anti-Thunderkiss club had made one last push to stop me from seizing their greatest prize. At Bloody Valentine 2008, they failed.BLOODY VALENTINE 2008 100%! 200%! 300%! 400%!500%! Surging with unbelievable power, TK picks up Jake Cheng and tosses him over the top rope to the floor below. Still feeling the effects of the heart punch, Cheng clutches his chest trying to overcome the pain that is causing him to black out. Turning his attention to BK, TK goes to pick him up but the two time World Champion is not going to go down without a fight! Knocking TK in the face three times with a stiff right hand, London kips up but manages to leap right into a GOODNIGHT KISS! The collision of the move sends him rolling out of the ring and now just one man stands in the TK’s way - HUNTER! Having pulling himself up by the ropes, Hunter has one last ditch effort in him to win this match. Hitting the ropes and come . With his reflexes heightened, TK sees it coming and puts his boot up for a counter! Hunter runs right into the Thunderman’s hugh foot and hits the canvas rolling. Stopping right near the corner, TK looks at the top rope once again with a crazy look on his face! “Fast” Eddie Edison: You don’t think ... Maxwell McNally: Didn’t he learn his lesson the last time!?! Rushing toward the corner, TK scales the turnbuckle pads a 2nd time tonight and perches himself high above the ring! Looking down at Hunter, he wastes no time pulling off what he hopes will be the final nail in the coffin - a top rope FALL FROM GLORY! The big leg of TK comes down across Hunter’s throat and with great effort and timing, TK covers him and hooks his leg back as far as he can pull it. 1
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3 It had finally happened. I was champion of the WORLD. On the peak of the mountain stood only one man. ME. I had it all, everything I always wanted but one thing -
LoveStanding before me was my love of my life and for so long I was too blind to see it. Not only was she my soul mate, she was also carrying my child. Anna Sommers offered me something no other woman had offered before and that was possession of her heart. I knew lust, I knew sex, but I never knew what it was like for someone to dedicate themselves to your very existence. I was too scared to ever truly open myself up to experience it. At Bloody Valentine I did not only win the ACW World Title, but the passion of another. They say love changes a man and I most certainly can attest to that. With Jashin out of my heart and Anna’s hand in mine, I became a gentler, kinder man.
With a family on the way and my name on the top of the marquee, my direction in life suddenly changed. The persona of Thunderkiss had brought me to the top but now he was having negative consequences for everyone I held dear. Crazed stalkers and vengeful foes kept showing up on my doorstep, putting both Anna and my son in danger. Hollywood was calling and they wanted a softer image, not Thunderkiss. It was time to hang up my alter ego forever and one fateful night I threw it all away. The black bandanas. The lightening tights. Even the pre ripped t-shirts were not spared. Thunderkiss was gone and in his place stood a man who had not been seen in quite some time, Aiden Joseph.MELTDOWN, March 27th, 2008 TK: Oh God... I’ve brought this on myself, haven’t I?Anna: You can’t be serious Aiden. TK: No, its true.[He pulls his bandana off his head and unfolds it in his hands. He stares at the “TK” logo in the middle of it and begins to feel repulsed. How many unpleasant things has he done under this banner? How many people has he ruined? Blackmailed? Hurt? Its only natural for the temptations of revenge to creep into one’s heart and now karma has come for him AND his family. He’s willing to pay the price for what he has done, but NOT Anna. He cannot have that, no matter the cost. His eyes return to the piece of cloth that resides in his fingers. They begin to tremble under the weight of this evil and he quickly rolls down his window hoping to escape it.] Anna: What are you doing? [He crinkles up his bandana and tosses it out the window into the cold night air. The moment it is released from his hands he feels a tremendous weight lifted off his shoulders.] Aiden: Freeing myself.[/b] The fans did not take kindly to my “new” look and could not accept the man behind the image they knew for so long. Making my return to ACW television they booed me out of the building and rioted on a scale that rivaled the night they dubbed me the Worldbreaker. Of course, I should also mention the fact that I jumped ship to the Senatorial Stable on the same nigh and it goes without saying this certainly did not help matters. Seeing the Entourage as a bad influence on both my family and I, I joined forces with a man who I resented for so long. His words of scorn now made sense to me and he accepted my company with hesitant, but open arms.
Though my heart was in anything but wrestling I was still the ACW World Champion and this drove people nuts. With no fans or friends to call my own (with the exception of the Stable, of course) I became public enemy number one and the federation wanted its title back. There was only one small problem. Even without much effort I retained my title with ease. Johnny Hughes, Dan White, it didn’t matter. No matter who came after it I’d put them down and then go back to filming movies, commercials or whatever my week demanded. Now if you have been paying attention you know by now that many ACW legends have answered the call against me since my arrival. I had faced them all with one great exception, the greatest legends of them all, Flower Power.
Now back within the ranks of ACW, Sarin Rossi took exception of my self proclamation of being the best ever. What ensued afterwards was a rivalry that shook the very foundations of our little island in the Atlantic Ocean. When the smoke settled and the dust cleared, I had finally been humbled, but not by her might, but by the might of Yoko Satoshi. The championship I fought so hard for was gone and with it, tons of endorsement deals. My spotlight had been yanked right from under me and money had been pulled from my pockets. My wrath knew no bounds and I became hellbent on making sure Yoko paid for her aggressions against me, so hellbent in fact my obsession cost me everything in my life that had finally made me happy.
Going on a tip from my half sister Winter York, I employed two individuals who had a score to settle with Yoko Satoshi, Blight and Strife from the Legion. I only hired them to rough her up, but the zealot Strife wanted much more. Thankfully Yoko stopped him from shooting her, but Anna was not as lucky. Returning to my island getaway to tell me of the news, I berated Strife for his failures. Crazed and not sound of mind, he responded by pulling the gun on me. This time he did pull the trigger but love provided a shield. Anna took the bullet and laid dead in my arms. In my darkest hour ever I cried out to my angel to save her, but she wouldn’t answer my pleas. Lurking in the shadows was Jashin and he was more than happy to come to my aid - for a price.MELTDOWN, June 19th, 2008 [glow=red,2,300]Jashin: Your angel has abandoned you, just like you abandoned me months ago. Yet here I am, rushing to your side at your darkest hour. [/glow] Aiden: Can you save her? [glow=red,2,300]Jashin: I can. At a price.[/glow] [The demon leans in and flicks his tongue upon Aiden’s cheek.] [glow=red,2,300]Jashin: Your soul.[/glow] Aiden: My soul for her life? Take it, demon! Take it, it is yours! My happy life was over but Anna was alive. That’s all that mattered to me. Thunderkiss was reborn and this time the evil that dwelled in my heart could not be contained. I had to get as far away from my loved ones as possible and with a heavy heart I did exactly that. To keep my mind off the pain I gave into my bloodlust and ventured towards the object I blamed for all of this, Yoko. The Warfare before Omega Effect I returned and literally brought down the house upon the Flower of Carnage. Five days later Yoko and I finished our battle, and though I fell, it was not by her hands. Feeling nothing but scorn for me, Anna stuck me down and to this day I cannot blame her. She knows nothing of the tragedy that instigated this entire situation and I’ll do whatever it takes to keep it that way.
After Omega Effect 4, my life became a downward spiral. I gave Anna everything I had to make sure both her and Dillon would be taken care of for life. The streets of Los Angeles became my home at first, later to be replaced with the island of insanity. The farther away from people I was the better, including my half sister and father whom I had rekindled my relationship months before.
I was more animal than man now as try as I might I could not prevent my instincts from taking over. Jashin compelled me to return to ACW isle and I obeyed but still maintained enough sanity to shield myself from those I could hurt. The ACW Arena’s basement became my home. A fitting place for a man who’s life and career had hit rock bottom. As I tell this tale I struggle to find words to describe this time of turmoil. Much of what happened during those days is lost to me. It was as if I was living a nightmare that I couldn’t wake up from.
It took focus and determination to maintain control of the monster that lurked inside of me but on one unfortunately night I lost control. Upwards into the arena I ventured. Jashin desired to quench his bloodlust and did, using my best friend Danny Mainer to do so. In a fit of rage I nearly tore Mainer’s arm from his socket and ended up fracturing it in two. I felt so helpless at the time as I watched my body act in a manner that I could not control and my best friend suffer the consequences. Remorse overtook me when the experience was over and knew in the bottom of my heart that another door of revenge had just been opened and soon I would suffer the consequences of Jashin’s manipulation.
I was right.
Through events still unknown to me, soon after I was able to expel the demon from my soul. However, it was too little, too late. My life was a wreck. My money was gone. I had alienated my fan base. I had no job. I had no family, no friends. Or so I thought. Still on ACW isle I contemplated ending it all by jumping off a cliff into the Atlantic but was stopped by Fallen Souls. He talked me back from the edge and would help me put my life back together in the coming weeks. I owe my life to him.
For better or for worse I started feeling my old self again and soon my malnourished ego felt hunger no more. My attention then turned to Anna, whom I felt helped drive me into this depression to begin with. I had sacrificed everything for her and in turn she drove a knife through my heart. Even though she did not understand the true story behind my departure, it did not matter. As my lover she should have been able to trust me and she didn’t. I was ready to pull this heavy monkey off my back and with great purpose I returned to Thunder Mountain, then known as Outer Heaven, in California. My former home.
With a knock on the door I alerted Anna to my presence though she was unwilling to let me in. Too bad for her that I did not take no for an answer. I wanted my life back, the life I gave to her. My son, my money, my house ... all of it. Too bad that Anna would not allow me to be an Indian giver. If I couldn’t have it I made sure no one else would and set off a gas explosion that leveled the house and almost my former love. Looking back at this it was irrational to say the least, but boy, did it feel good. Luckily for me my son was not at home and I left the premise with only one possession, my Porsche 911 purchased during the height of my fame. MELTDOWN, October 16th, 2008 Thunderkiss: Oh and Anna.[ ... or was it? With a demonic look on his face, Thunderkiss whips his body around and screams out - ] Thunderkiss: *sniff sniff* Is it just me or do I smell gas? Anna: ! Thunderkiss: Honey, I hope you didn’t leave the stove on again![She smells it too. His cackles give way to the rising of a zippo lighter and she quickly puts two and two together. Exiting the mansion as quick as her legs can carry her, Anna doesn’t look back once. It isn’t until her ears begin to ring in displeasure that she knows the “deed” has been done.] *Click* BOOOOOOOOOOM!!! [/size][/font] Anna: OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGod When the Chairman caught wind of what I did to his daughter, he made sure that there was no place in the company for me. And who could blame him? I would have done the same. But then again I wouldn’t have raised such a selfish daughter. When I set my mind on something in life I am a hard man to stop as Gingerdude would soon find out. I reentered ACW under a new guise, that of the “Super Patriot” American Made. I was the star spangled hero with the red, white and blue mask and believe it or not, it worked. I had to start all the way down the ACW ladder but it didn’t matter to me; I was back in the spotlight. In a short amount of time I captured the ACW Entertainment Title for a second time from the cowboy Wayde Russeller and was a champion once more. But recapturing fame came at a price. As I got more and more attention, Ginger caught on to my ruse.
With money burning holes in his pockets he offered anyone in ACW a healthy sum of cash to unmask me so he would have justification to terminate my employment. Everyone and anyone turned into a hitman and I kept my head on a swivel at all times. During my time away from ACW everything that I knew had turned upside down. My former bodyguard, Thunder Train, joined forces with my old foe and rival XS3. If that were not bad enough, the two of them pleaded allegiance to a street level thug who’s influence grew to almost ridiculous levels during my absence, Jake Steele. Over the coming months this team of former Entourage members now known as the Road Steelers would becoming my very plight, my bane of existence within ACW.
On one cold Winter’s day XS3 and Thunder Train nearly brought my triumphant return to an end by unmasking me. I was immediately fired on the spot though I knew I wouldn’t be taking my pink slip and going home. I had just crawled out of the biggest hole of depression in my entire life I wasn’t going back without a fight. In true Thunderkiss fashion, FSX and myself drove a tanker truck into Winter’s Discontent and held the PPV hostage until Ginger gave me my job back plus perks. Just as I suspected he caved. Soon after FSX and I joined forces as “Double Penetration” and took the fight to the Road Steelers. Life was good. No more masks; no more lies. Thunderkiss was back but that is not the only thing that returned. William Charles Wilcox forgave me of his firing and took up the task of being my sports agent once more. My former girlfriend Joytoy also returned to my side after an unplanned encounter at a local supermarket where she was tending a register. Last but not least, the fans had forgiven me of my follies and the Kiss Army marched once more.
Unfortunately another thing also returned, Macho Man RDK. Deciding that he wanted to take yet another slice of ACW pie, Macho Man returned once in grand fashion. While his presence did in fact make me nauseous, the opportunity to rectify my loss at Omega Effect 3 overshadowed any feelings of displeasure. I challenged him to a rematch knowing full well that he would not say no and did he ever bite. We met for the second time ever at ACW’s special New Years show, Auld Lang Syne. Our first contest nearly won match of the year in 2007 and in the eyes of many could not be topped. We both proved those people wrong. Back and forth we went in epic fashion and just as I was to get my revenge the head of the Road Steelers played spoilers and attack me and the Macho Man. It was then that I knew to end the Road Steelers I would have to cut the head off the snake, the head being Jake Steele. For an entire month I played a game of cat and mouse against Jake Steele and Randy Kaynon. Needless to say there was never a dull moment.WARFARE, January 25th, 2009 Thunderkiss: Well thank you Nurse Joytoy! *rubbing hands together* Now, let the game begin. [With a twinkle in his eye, Thunderkiss pulls down the level that controls the current to both chairs. A loud hum fills the room and it confirms to TK that both chairs are now active. With a skip in his step, he walks over to both flies caught in his web and begins to verbally torture them into hopeful submission.] Thunderkiss: So Macho, how does it feel to be a helpless little putz? Macho Man: Brudah - *ZAP* Macho Man: oOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOOoOH NO! [Seeing an incredible amount of voltage sear Macho’s nerves is enough for Jake Steele to come unhinged. He pulls at his shackles and screams forth his dismay, a mistake that will prove most costly.] Jake Steele - Dis -[/COLOR] *ZAP* Jake Steele - WHAT DA HE -[/COLOR] *ZAP* Jake Steele - Aw nigga, naw![/COLOR] *ZAP* Jake Steele - Gagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga![/COLOR] Thunderkiss: HAHAHAHHAHA, oh man! I gotta get me one of those prison executioner jobs when I hang these boots up! This is just TOO much fun! During this battle FSX and I, then known as Double Penetration, seized the World Tag Titles away from the Steelers. This was a major blow struck against them though they shot back just weeks later at Ragnarok when Jake Steele somehow came out the victor in a triple threat against me and the Macho Man. This incensed me to no end though I had no time to properly give Steele a rebuttal for out of the shadows came a man that I had been expecting, Danny Mainer. His arm back in order, he had waited very patiently to have a serious “talk” with the man who nearly crippled him and something told me he wouldn’t believe my demon story. I couldn’t have been more wrong.
During his time away his heart festered with rage against me, so much so that he became an easy target for the creature that has made my life hell on Earth, Jashin. Wheather he liked it or not, probably the later, Jashin entered Mainer’s being and took control. If this wasn’t enough to worry about, at almost the exact same time a new hire by Gingerdude, Head of ACW Creative, Richard Paris, was on the scene and doing all he could to drive me out of ACW. Given an order by the Chairman to “fix” the problem of Thunderkiss at all costs, he did so by not so ethical means. And by not so ethical means I mean kidnap me and brainwash me to the point where I would not be able to fight back given the proper trigger word. Yeah, I know, only in my world, right? It didn’t take long for Mainer, now under the name of the Jashin influenced Electrichead, to form a union with Paris. A match was set up and the referee, Keiji Makabe was instructed not to stop the contest at any cost.
I didn’t have a chance. At the sound of the bell the trigger word was mentioned and I was powerless to stop Mainer from beating me to a pulp. Makabe turned his back on my well being and allowed the massacre to transpire until Mainer knew I’d never be able to wrestle again, let alone walk. That wasn’t enough for Jashin, he wanted ultimate retrobution and he almost had it. After the contest was over, Electrichead hijacked my ambulance and drove me to the deserted shore of the island. My throat was slit and that was it, the end of my life. Almost. Out of the shadows came Yuki Satoshi, Yoko’s sister who had I had been forming a bond with at the time. She stopped the blood loss as best as she could and saw me to the hospital. In the end I owe her for saving my life.
Over the next few weeks my physical body laid in a coma though my spirit was whisked to limbo. In purgatory I resided thinking it would from there on be my permanent home. Lucky for me someone else was watching. From high above my guardian angel, Xio’Zel had been monitoring the events on behalf of the Council of the Saints. Upon seeing that the rouge Jashin was acting not in accordance of a pact between Heaven and hell, the Council voted to send out a archangel to rectify the problem. Xio’Zel intervened on this decision on my behalf and recommended me for the job. The Council reluctantly agreed and I was returned to my body, now healed and blessed with the five-hundred percent power once more. With a set of rules given to me by Xio’Zel I set off to take Jashin off the map once and for all. Unfortunately I had no idea at the time I would not be alone in my hunt.WARFARE, February 16th, 2009 [glow=red,2,300]Electric Head: YOU![/glow] Echo: Yeah, hi. You’ve pissed off a lot of important people. [glow=red,2,300]Electric Head: So they’ve sent you to “reel me in,” huh?[/glow] [Sliding off the desk, Echo reaches into her back pocket and produces a folded sheet of paper. She casually undoes it and holds the sheet up in front of her, reading aloud.] Echo: Try not to ruin the moment, please. Jashin, regent of Cocytus, thrall of Grand Marquis Baalzebul, right? [glow=red,2,300]Electric Head: That‘s me.[/glow] Upon seeing one of their own disobeying the rules, hell sent forth a warrior to take out Jashin before Heaven had the chance, Echo. Together Echo and I had a nice little rivalry for a few weeks as we chased Jashin all the way to Las Vegas where the foul creature desecrated my mother’s grave. Now on the defensive, Jashin made his last stand in an unholy structure called the Abattoir at Bloody Valentine. The contest was brutal and neither I, Echo or Mainer made it out unscathed. More importantly, neither did Jashin. With his vessel weak and wrecked when the cage came down upon Mainer, he jettisoned himself out where he had no where to hide. Echo nailed the kill shot and finally Jashin was no more. No longer would I have to worry about him in my life anymore and I felt almost reborn, like a million pounds had been lifted off my shoulders. Echo and I parted ways, but not before I came face to face with her boss, Count Val’Kanis, also known as Ridley. It goes without saying he didn’t ask for my autograph.
With the prospect of finally living a normal life I was able to focus solely on my career as a professional wrestler. Gone were my powers and everything returned “back to the basics.” In fact, that was the mantra of my life during this time as my attention turned to one thing and one thing only, winning the ACW World Title for a second time. To do so I would have to go through hell but in my life that comes natural. During my long training sessions to get my body back into top physical condition, which usually consisted of downing several anabolic steroids, I took notice that one of my greatest foes had fallen off the map. Senator Steve Phillips had all but hung up his boots to pursue his political career in Washington. Considering some of my greatest highlights had and have come against this man I could not accept what I considered to be a selfish move on his part to do this. No more Steve meant that our storied history together would start the painful process of being forgotten and I became hellbent to ensure that would never happen. I did everything in my power to see to it that he had a mind change and if you remember, I can be quite convincing. Annoying more like it. In the end I got the old man to come back and whoop my ass, a move that would come back and haunt me. Oh what I’d give to go back and allow him to waltz off into the sunset.
Meanwhile, my constant and persistent battle with the Road Steelers continued to rage and it was at this time that it finally did in my partnership with FSX. Though, arguably that happened long before this time as FSX and I pretty much went our separate ways right around the time Mainer put me in the hospital. Fallen’s battle with A.C. Evans cost my current girlfriend, Joytoy, her life and even though it was not his fault, I could never look him in the face after that. At Genocide 2009 Fallen and I wrestled our last match as a team and beat Jake Steele and Lee Homicide. The following match Steele got revenge upon FSX and put him out of action for good with a career ending injury. Left alone to defend the tag titles, I was easily overcome the next show and the Road Steelers became tag team champions yet again. Truth be told, I felt a bit relieved to not have the tag straps to worry about any longer so that I could narrow my vision to recapturing the ACW World Title.
To do so, I would have to go into Fallen Heroes and beat the man who many believed was on his way to Omega Effect, Dan White. To make this challenge even more daunting, I would have to do so in front of his own countrymen. Talk about walking into the lion’s den. Everyone wrote me off but one man, the most important of them all, me. I made it my life to defeating Dan White. Unfortunately other’s beside Dan made it their life to do the same to me. Out of nowhere a man looking much like myself during my days as “Aiden Joseph” appeared and began doing what many others have attempted to do, make my life hell. But unlike the others, this guy actually did a good job at it. Anyone close in my life became a target and my head was on a swivel. Now at first I thought this guy was just playing with my head, but after he kidnaped my former love Anna Sommers and attempted to marry her I could tell that he was completely off his rocker. In the process of begrudgenly saving her, we accidently became married with a very misplaced “I do.”GENOCIDE 2009 Aiden Joseph: So tell me, “Blunderkiss,” do you really think this is over? Thunderkiss: I do.[Thunderkiss takes aim at a nearby window. Painting a bulls eye in the middle of it with his eyes, he winds up and tosses his clone at it, hitting it dead center. An inch of glass is no contest for the velocity of a rapidly approaching human body and it shatters into countless pieces upon impact. Score fifty points.] ~!~CRASH~!~ [Throughout the tussle the minister remained calm and collective. A man of his word, he came here tonight to see his job to an end. His last words were a question directed to a one “Aiden Bryce Joseph.” It took longer than expected, but “Aiden Bryce Joseph” has finally answered. Just one more sentence until his work here is done.] Minister: Then by the power invested in me... Thunderkiss: !Anna Sommers: ! Fans: ! [All the air in the room is sucked up in one large, collective gasp. For a few seconds the world comes to a complete standstill as everyone in earshot waits for the second shoe to the drop.] Minister: I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride. Thunderkiss: Oh shit.Anna was in dismay at the whole thing and I felt much of the same. Me? Married? It just didn’t compute. Immediately we planed to get our union annulled but Ginger intervened. Though we were downcast, he did everything in his power to patch up our differences so his dream of having a family and a heir to replace him would come true. It didn’t take long for both Anna and I to see that he was right and deep down we truly loved each other. We reunited as a family and Ginger could not be anymore happier. We kept this a secret as a plan was devised for me to trick Dan White who had become quite the thorn in Ginger’s side. Beliving that I was still on the outs with the old man, it was easy to lead Dan into a trap that would soften him up at Fallen Heroes. With the help of Ginger’s other right hand man, Dave Shadow, we destroyed Dan White and danced upon his fallen body as “Zero Tolerance.” With Ginger pulling both me and Dave’s strings, ACW had a lot to worry about. This feeling only intensified as I threw Dan White out of the ring and stamped my passport to Omega Effect.
Zero Tolerance’s mission was simple, to reign in the chaos that was plaguing ACW at the time. A big part of that chaos was the Road Steelers and I finally had them back on their heels as slowly but surely their own infighting helped weaken them for the eventual kill. However, before I could finally achieving my almost year long goal of destroying everything Jake Steele’s empire, I had to take care of my “impersonator” who wasn’t going to drop out of the picture until I “dropped” him. He was a slipperily sucker, almost as if he was “Black and White” on steroids. Eventually our cat and mouse game came to an end at Spring into Hell 2009 as I was able to coax him into the ring for the beating of his life. After I made him atone for every sin against me, which included a failed kidnaping attempt of my son and stabbing my half-sister, Winter York, he finally revealed his motivations for turning my life upside.SPRING INTO HELL 2009 Dietrich Zane: Wouldn’t you like to know? Thunderkiss: Redundant question, redundant response.[Thunderkiss bears down with his digits once more. Zane’s eyes begin to bulge from their sockets causing him to cry uncle once more.] Dietrich Zane: FI - *GURGH* F-FINE! Thunderkiss: This is the last time I stop. Understand? Dietrich Zane: It was Phillips! Thunderkiss: ~Hwuh?Dietrich Zane: Steve Phillips. Desiring payback for my desires to have him put his political career on the back burner and return to the ring, Phillips hired well known Thunderkiss hater Richard Paris to take care of business. Paris did just that as he hired a man named Dietrich Zane to impersonate me during my days at Steve’s side and give me a headache. Unbeknownst to the Senator and Paris, Zane was a loon and soon deviated from the script. He became enamored with my life and wanted to become me. As soon as they saw this happen, both men tried to pull away from it but it was too late. Realizing that hell would be coming for him in the form of myself, Steve had the Capitalists work Paris over. By the time I got to him I could do no more, he was already life’s doormat. I had worked myself up the chain of command and only one man had yet to answer for his part in this plot. At Omega Effect V I would do whatever it took to ensure that he would.
Still on top of the ACW mountain, the world champion Jake Steele also had his trouble with the Senator during this time. Their story is their own, but it didn’t take long for it to get intertwined with the tale you are now reading. Without hesitation Steele and I allowed Senator Steve Phillips into our match at Omega Effect V for a chance to kill two birds with one stone. However, Jake Steele, being the crafty man that he is, decided that he wanted to take me out of the equation and turned my own sneak attack against me. The aftermath of this resulted into what some still call a career ending injury as my hand was obliterated by the steel ring steps. I spent two weeks trying to recuperate well enough to crawl back into the ring at Omega Effect. Against doctor’s orders I did so and made quite the impact in the contest. I felt no pain, only revenge. Unfortunately, I watched in horror as the Senator pinned Jake Steele and ruined what was a moment that I had spend almost an entire year building up to.
The good guys don’t always win. This chapter in my life had come to a close and there would be no walking into the sunset the winner. However, I did get the girl. The bond I shared with Anna grew greater with each passing month and when her father disowned her for turning her back on high society, it only cemented our union. Together us two outcasts returned home to California to get away from the mess that had become our lives. During this process I could see that my wife’s heart was broken and would take a lot of mending to heal it. I then set forth the idea of having her open a wrestling federation of her own, to show her that she did not need her father’s guidance and was above him. Anything he could do I was certain she could do better.
SLA was born that night.
The Saints of Los Angeles wrestling company soon got underway and with the blessing of the city Los Angeles, opened its doors only a few weeks later after much blood, sweat and tears. We both gave our heart and soul to see that the fans finally got a product that surpassed their lofty expectations. However, from afar, the hatred of our past would not cease. Using his political clout, Senator Steve Phillips had our federation shut down due to “zoning violations” just under a month past our conception. With not enough money left to start over, I watched on as my wife’s heart was crushed a second time leading to a mental break down that required the aid of a mental health physicality. Left alone to raise my son, he and he only prevented me from killing Steve Phillips.
Hell or highwater I would have my revenge. When things settled down enough for me to have a clear head, I returned to ACW isle and planned to bring down the house - literally. Years prior I had discovered a series of caverns underneath the Arena during the construction of my failed amusement park. Truth be told it was not a unfinished against my will, but rather I wanted the land preserved so I could have access to what lay beneath the feet of my friends and foes. On a warm, autumn night I ventured below the Earth and lined these caves with enough TNT lay ruin to the ACW Arena thus having my revenge against Ginger and Phillips. But I could not bring myself to do it. Try as I might, I saw myself a part of them. Make no mistake, I hated them and still do, but I couldn’t destroy my friends along with my foes. I would have my revenge by other means.HEATWAVE 2009 It is time. I clutch the detonator in my hand and bring my eyes up toward the horizon line. The arena reflects off my eyes and according to both my watch and the roar of the crowd the main event has now arrived. Now it is a matter of simply waiting to hear the fandom’s final roar. Whether be it Dan White or Senator Steve Phillips, their victory bell will also serve as their death knell and I can’t think of two better men to serve as figureheads for ACW’s sins. Every passing second my breathing becomes faster as adrenaline kicks my heart into overdrive. I now have reached the point of no return and like a madman my rationale leaps off the edge. There is no turning back now. The air around me comes to a complete calmness. It is hard to breath. And then I hear it. Three dings followed by a massive outburst. My thumb bears down. My fingers tremble. And then ... Nothing. Out of disgust I rip the batteries out of the detonator and throw it to the ground. Under my heel I destroy temptation before I fall to my knees in a twisted wreck of emotion. My worst fear has come true. No matter how bad I want vengeance, no matter how much they deserve it, I can’t bring myself to do it because I realize now that I am one of them. I can no more end their lives than I could of my own brother or sister. I walk away from this experience overwrought with confusion though one thing is clear, I will not be the only one walking away from this encounter with a revelation. It is clear to me now that I cannot run from this place. This island will always be part of the fabric that makes up my existence. That said, those who exist upon it will never be able to run from me. There is no one way street in this deal. ACW, we shall always be as one and I will make damned sure that above all else you will regret the day you wouldn’t let me be at peace. For the next several weeks I tried to sneak into the Arena to no avail. Ginger made sure that his Arena would be free of my presence. My brawn would do me no good, I would have to use my brains if I had any hope of getting inside to crush Phillips’ skull like a nut. With my Las Vegas contacts still relevant, I called a friend of a friend who introduced me to a gambling Cajun who simply called himself “The High Roller.” Roller would sneak into ACW on my behalf, befriend Ginger and open the back door for me to come in, sort of speak. It took just over a month but Roller did not let me down and got me back onto the roster by adding my name to the payroll. Ginger’s greed would be his undoing as he was easily tricked by the Roller to attempt to claim Fallout land from Biff Taylor for a resort and casino. He gave Roller full control over the project and that is how I became a full fledged member of the company. The roster, however, was another story. Though I was on the payroll for this “casino,” I was not employed as a wrestler. Ginger could have fired me right on the spot and believe me, he tried. However, as a member of leasiure and recreation divison of ACW I used my power to make a multi million dollar contract with my energy drink company. Using this as leverage, Ginger had no choice to add me back to the roster or face bankrupcy.
At Samhain I returned in grand fashion, popping out of my grave constructed on the set which nearly gave Steve Phillips and his now protegee, Chris Phenomenal a heart attack. After roughing them up with the aid of Anna (who had been given a clean bill of mental health) the journey to ultimate atonement had begun.
My first month back I ran into an ex-SLA employee, Run Away, who claimed that I shorted him 25 dollars on his last paycheck. Being a man of principal I refused to give him his money. In the bottom of my heart I just knew that he has been paid justly and he was just out for himself to make a bit more. Run Away refused to take no as an answer and finally got under my skin enough for me to try to knock his head off his shoulders. In ACW’s first ever “25 dollars on a pole” match I did just that, but later had to eat crow as Anna admitted to making an accounting mistake. It’s not easy for me to admit when I am wrong so imagine how hard it was to pull out my wallet in front of the cameras and pay Run Away his money. I frowned upon Anna’s mistake though she made it up to me later in a way that brought a smile to my face. |
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Post by worldbreaker on Sept 7, 2009 18:50:36 GMT -5
GWF/EVE 10/3/06 EVE: Thunderkiss Vs. Harth - WIN10/10/06 EVE: Thunderkiss Vs. The Saltman - WIN10/10/06 EVE, Battle Royal: Thunderkiss Vs. The Underbaker Vs. Mikey Badass Vs. Theodore Parsons - LOSS10/17/09 EVE, 4-Man Elimination Match: Thunderkiss Vs. The Underbaker Vs. Mikey Badass Vs. Theodore Parsons - WIN10/22/09 GWF Locked 'n Loaded: Thunderkiss Vs. ????? - WINACW 11/9/06 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Rich Richardson - WIN11/16/06 Meltdown: Thunderkiss & Mr. Red Vs. The Southern Smashers - WIN11/25/06 Super Happy Fun Vagina Day Extravaganza: Thunderkiss Vs. Adrian Flamingo Vs. Mr. Red - LOSS11/30/06 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Mr. Red - WIN12/4/06 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Adrian Flamingo - LOSS12/16/06 Winter's Discontent: Thunderkiss Vs. Rena Matheson - WIN1/8/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Vladimir Rasputin - LOSS1/11/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Adrian Flamingo Vs. "The Chef" Leon Chase - LOSS 1/27/07 Ragnarok, Hell's Kitchen Match: Thunderkiss Vs. "The Chef" Leon Chase - LOSS2/1/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss vs. Conquistador #1 - WIN2/5/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. XS3 - WIN2/12/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss, Jason Freeman & Adrian Flamingo Vs. Jonny Spade, XS3 & "The Chef" Leon Chase - WIN2/24/07 Bloody Valentine, Critical Custody Match: Thunderkiss & Joanna G Vs. XS3 & Christine Leon-Irvine - LOSS3/5/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Adrian Flamingo - LOSS3/8/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Jack Jefferson - WIN3/12/07 Warfare, Hardcore Match: Thunderkiss Vs. XS3 - NO CONTEST3/15/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss, BK London & Jake Cheng Vs. Jason Freeman, Jonny Spade & Gooey Garth - WIN3/19/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Latino - WIN3/29/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Brimstone - DRAW3/24/07 Genocide, Ladder Match: Thunderkiss Vs. Jason Freeman - WIN4/5/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Jay Zero - WIN4/9/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Senator Steve Phillips - WIN4/12/07 Meltdown, No Time Limit: Thunderkiss Vs. Brimstone - DRAW4/19/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Jason Freeman - DRAW4/28/07 Fallen Heroes, Fallen Heroes Royal Rumble: Thunderkiss Vs. 29 Others - LOSS5/3/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Rattlesnake - WIN5/7/07 Warfare, First Blood Match: Thunderkiss Vs. Vortex - WIN5/14/07 Warfare, No DQ: Thunderkiss Vs. Brimstone - WIN5/19/07 Spring into Hell, Scaffold Match: Thunderkiss Vs. Rena Matheson - WIN5/24/07 Meltdown, Triple Threat: Thunderkiss Vs. XS3 Vs. Jay Zero - LOSS5/28/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Alicia Kitsune - LOSS5/31/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Wolf w/Predator - WIN6/4/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Predator - WIN6/7/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss, Jay Zero & XS3 Vs. Santiago & Ares - WIN6/11/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss, XS3 & Jay Zero Vs The "Macho Man RDK" & Santiago Rivera - LOSS6/14/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Nick Durden - WIN6/18/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Wyvern - LOSS6/23/07 Omega Effect III: Thunderkiss Vs. "Macho Man" RDK - LOSS7/9/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Jason Freeman - WIN7/12/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss & BK London Vs. Jason Freeman & Jonny Hughes - WIN7/19/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss & BK London Vs. Adrian Flamingo & Ricky Falcon - WIN7/23/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss & Alicia Kitsune Vs. Starkweather & Senator Steve Phillips - LOSS7/28/07 Seven Deadly Sins, Classic Blue Steel Cage: Thunderkiss Vs. The Senator - LOSS8/6/07 Warfare, Falls Count Anywhere: Thunderkiss Vs. Jason Freeman - NO CONTEST8/13/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss & Anna Sommers Vs. BK London & Kiley - DRAW8/25/07 Heatwave, ACW World Title No.1 Contender Match: Thunderkiss Vs. BK London - LOSS9/6/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Senator Steve Phillips - WIN9/10/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Starkweather - WIN9/17/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Jake Cheng - WIN9/30/07 Emperor of the Ring: Thunderkiss Vs. Victor “Latino” Laureano - DRAW10/11/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Jon Taylor - WIN10/22/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss & Andrew Starr Vs. Orochi & Yoko Satoshi - LOSS10/28/07 Samhain, Leather & Lace II: Thunderkiss Vs. Alicia Kitsune - WIN11/15/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Alicia Kitsune - LOSS11/19/07 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Jay Zero - NO CONTEST11/24/07 BEST. PPV. EVER., Career Vs. Mask Match: Thunderkiss Vs. Exemplar (Ken Dante) - WIN12/6/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Latino - WIN12/10/07 Meltdown: Thunderkiss & Rattlesnake Vs. XS3 & Jason Freeman - NO CONTEST12/16/07 Winter's Discontent, To Break the Breaker Gauntlet Match: Thunderkiss Vs. Rattlesnake - LOSS12/16/07 Winter's Discontent, To Break the Breaker Gauntlet Match: Thunderkiss Vs. Jason Freeman - WIN1/3/08 Meltdown, Unsanctioned Street Fight: Thunderkiss Vs. Jason Freeman - WIN1/7/08 Warfare: Thunderkiss & The Senator Vs. Jake Cheng & Rattlesnake - WIN1/17/08 Meltdown: Thunderkiss, Adrian Flamingo & Jake Cheng Vs. Hunter, BK London & Senator Steve Phillips - WIN1/26/08 Ragnarok, Snake Pit Match: Thunderkiss Vs. Rattlesnake - WIN1/31/08 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Ricky Falcon - WIN2/18/08 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Jake Cheng - WIN2/18/08 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. BK London - LOSS2/23/08 Bloody Valentine, Fatal Four Way: Thunderkiss Vs. BK London Vs. Jake Cheng Vs. Hunter - WIN2/29/08 Fallout Special, TK vs. XS3: Unsanctioned: Thunderkiss Vs. XS3 - LOSS3/3/08 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Alicia Kitsune - WIN3/10/08 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Senator Steve Phillips - WIN3/13/08 Meltdown: Thunderkiss, Jon Taylor & Blaine Stone Vs. The Senator, Fallen Souls & Alicia Laureano - NO CONTESTGenocide 3/22/08, Submission Match: Thunderkiss Vs. Nick Durden Vs. Jonny Hughes - WIN4/7/08 Warfare: Aiden Joseph Vs. Fallen Souls - WIN4/14/08 Warfare: Aiden Jospeh Vs. Jay Zero - LOSS4/17/08 Fallout Special, The Battle in Seattle: Thunderkiss Vs. Daniel Ness - LOSS4/26/08 Fallen Heroes, Pyramid From Hell: Aiden Joseph Vs. Dan White - WIN5/5/08 Warfare: Aiden Joseph Vs. Jonny Hughes - WIN5/8/08 Meltdown: Aiden Joseph & Thunder Train Vs. Rattlesnake & Sarin - LOSS5/15/08 Meltdown, Lumberjack Match: Aiden Joseph Vs. Jay Zero - WIN5/24/08 Spring into Hell, Leather & Lace III: Aiden Joseph Vs. Sarin Rossi - LOSS5/29/08 Meltdown: Aiden Joseph Vs. FSX - LOSS6/9/08 Warfare: Aiden Joseph, Thunder Train & Jason Freeman Vs. Jay Zero, Andrew Starr, & XS3 - WIN6/19/08 Meltdown: Aiden Joseph & Thunder Train Vs. Jonny Spade & Gooey Garth - LOSS6/28/08 Omega Effect IV: Thunderkiss Vs. Yoko Satoshi - LOSS7/17/08 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Scott Andrews - WIN9/15/08 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Brian Carnage - WIN9/22/08 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Dan White - LOSS10/25/08 Samhain: American Made Vs. Ross Lambert - WIN11/6/08 Meltdown: American Made Vs. Dave Shadow - WIN11/10/08 Warfare: American Made Vs. Jason Freeman - LOSS11/13/08 Meltdown, Dumpster Match: American Made Vs. Wayde Russeller - WIN11/22/08 Hello Goodbye, Muscle Hustle: American Made Vs. AC Evans Vs. Wayde Russeller Vs. Dave Tyler Vs. Ross Lambert vs. Korean Made - WIN12/4/08 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. XS3 - LOSS12/15/08 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Thunder Train - WIN12/20/08 Winter's Discontent: Thunderkiss & FSX Vs. Thunder Train & XS3 - DRAW12/31/08, Auld Lang Syne: Thunderkiss Vs. Macho Man, RDK - NO CONTEST1/12/09 Warfare: Thunderkiss & FSX Vs. Dan White & XS3 - WIN1/15/09 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Jay Zero - LOSS1/19/09 Warfare: Thunderkiss & FSX Vs. XS3 & Thunder Train - WIN1/22/09 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Jake Cheng - LOSS1/31/09 Ragnarock, Triple Threat: Thunderkiss Vs. "Macho Man" RDK Vs. Jake Steele - LOSS2/5/09 Meltdown: Thunderkiss & FSX Vs. AC Evans & Wayde Russeller - WIN2/9/09 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Danny Mainer - LOSS2/23/09 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Scott Andrews - WIN2/28/09 Bloody Valentine, The Abbatoir: Thunderkiss Vs. Danny Mainer - DRAW3/5/09 Meltdown: Thunderkiss & Fallen Souls Vs. Thunder Train & XS3 - WIN3/12/09 Meltdown: Thunderkiss & Fallen Souls Vs. Danny Mainer & Wayde Russeller - WIN3/16/09 Warfare, Saint Paddy's Day Bar Room Brawl: Thunderkiss Vs. Rattlesnake - NO CONTEST3/28/09 Genocide: Thunderkiss Vs. Senator Steve Phillips - LOSS3/28/09 Genocide: Thunderkiss & FSX Vs. Jake Steele & Lee Homicide - WIN4/2/09 Meltdown, Handicapped Match: Thunderkiss Vs. Jake Steele & Lee Homicide - LOSS4/6/09 Warfare: Thunderkiss Vs. Dan White - NO CONTEST4/16/09 Meltdown, Winner Takes 30th Spot Battle Royale: Thunderkiss Vs. Dan White Vs. Dave Shadow Vs. The Senator Vs. vs. Hollywood Mach - LOSS4/20/09 Warfare: Thunderkiss, Dave Shadow & XS3 Vs. Dan White, Jake Steele & Hollywood Mach - LOSS4/30/09 Meltdown: Thunderkiss Vs. Chris Phenomenal - LOSS4/25/09 Fallen Heroes, Fallen Heroes Royal Rumble: Thunderkiss Vs. 29 Others - WIN5/7/09 Meltdown: Thunderkiss, XS3 & Andrew Starr Vs. Jake Steele, Lee Homicide & Thunder Train - LOSS5/17/09 Spring into Hell: Thunderkiss Vs. Aiden "Fakden" Joseph - WIN5/21/09 Meltdown, Handicapped Match: Thunderkiss Vs. Anthony Kalb & Kevin Fitsharris - WIN5/28/09 Meltdown: Thunderkiss & Senator Steve Phillips Vs. Jake Steele & The "Macho Man" - WIN6/1/09 Warfare, Prison Break Match: Thunderkiss Vs. Sarin - NO CONTEST6/22/09 Omega Effect V, No DQ, No Interference: Thunderkiss Vs. Senator Steve Phillips Vs. Jake Steele - LOSSSLA 6/28/09 McManus Entertainment Presents: Supermania V: Thunderkiss Vs. Paul Sant Vs. Jonny Slayer Vs. Tito Capaci - WIN7/4/09 SLA Overdose: Thunderkiss Vs. Kaede Miyazaki - WINACW 11/4/09 Wafare: Thunderkiss Vs. Rich Richardson - WIN11/11/09 Warfare: Thunderkiss & Dave Shadow Vs. Jonny Spade & Jack Jefferson - DRAW11/25/09 Supercard - Last Orders: Thunderkiss Vs. Run Away - WIN |
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Post by worldbreaker on Sept 7, 2009 18:51:16 GMT -5
Name: Anna Sommers-Joseph Nickname: Grindhouse Sex: Female Age: 25 Height: 5'2 Weight: 101 lbs Residence: San Fernando, California Originally From: New York City, New York Orientation: Face Entrance Music: "She Goes Down" by Motley Crue Physical Description: DaffneyAttire: VisualCharacter HistoryPre-ACWThe daughter of a wealthy shipping magnate and a Parisian socialite, Anna's parents raised her in luxurious decadence. Her mother, an old acquaintance of Chairman Gingerdude's, routinely traveled to the ACW arena to be with her old friend, often bringing a reluctant Anna along. Her frequent visits to America were left unexplained. After graduating from college with a major in fashion, Anna pursued a failed acting career; her most notable role was a guest star on the TV series Charmed. Her mother, dying from liver disease, sought out Gingerdude and asked him to give Anna a job in the company. He complied, allowing Anna to work as his assistant and secretary. The instant she walked through the front door of her father's company her life would never be the same again. ACW OngoingAnna Sommers debuted as Chairman Gingerdude's attractive, vain secretary. Her administrative duties led her to cross paths with the stable Entourage. Thunderkiss coveted the beautiful young woman, but she cruelly rebuffed his advances. Unfortunately for her, Thunderkiss paid a reluctant Gingerdude one million dollars in exchange for her services. On Warfare (08.13.07), Thunderkiss coerced Anna into entering a mixed tag team match against BK London and spouse Kiley. The match ended in a double disqualification, due to BK London and Thunderkiss trading chair shots after BK London inadvertently knocked Anna off the apron. Later that night, a thoroughly intoxicated Anna slept with Thunderkiss, a brief union that would conceive a child. Mistaking morning sickness for an eating disorder, Anna fled ACW and checked herself into rehab. She returned to the company after taking five pregnancy tests, surprising Thunderkiss on an edition of Warfare (01.14.08). The surprises continued when Gingerdude notified Anna that she was conceived out of wedlock. Anna heeded the advice of Charlotte King and hired a psychic to discover the identity of her mystery father, inadvertently bringing Lucrezia and Cesare Damiano onto the scene. Lucrezia identified Gingerdude to be the real father, leading to a month long estrangement that would be resolved at Bloody Valentine (02.23.08). Meanwhile, Thunderkiss and his lover Joytoy targeted Anna, attempting to eliminate her and her unborn child. Anna sought refuge in the Laureano household, but this brief respite ended after Joytoy nearly killed Richard Parker. Admitting defeat, Anna surrendered to Thunderkiss, where the two miraculously reconciled in a passionate display at Bloody Valentine (02.23.08). The constant worry of her boyfriend put a constant strain on her relationship with Thunderkiss and it did not go unnoticed. After one too many close calls with his new family, Thunderkiss decided to hang up his moniker and change both his image and his life. Gone was the gruff muscle man and in was the playboy actor who hoped of escaping the business with jobs from Hollywood. Anna approved and the two became ACW's top socialites. It was during this time that Thunderkiss (then under his given name of Aiden) purposed to her. Fearing the non single life, Anna declined with great hesitation. High society life was treating Anna life could not get any better. He boyfriend was slowly straying from the profession she despised and on May 17th, 2009, Anna gave birth to her first child, Dillon Joseph-Sommers. Unfortunately for Anna, she would soon learn that in life the lows follow the highs. After a business deal by Thunderkiss turned sour, she ended up on the wrong end of a bullet intended for her boyfriend. Her memories of this event have been forever erased due in part of a deal Aiden made with the evil entity Jashin to restore her to life. Upon being revived, Anna witnessed Thunderkiss leaving their house declaring he would never return. Seeing this as a selfish act instead of an effort done by Thunderkiss to keep her safe, she sought revenge. She would have it at Omega Effect IV in the form of a chair shot that cost her ex-boyfriend the match. Distraught, she fled back to California and took refuge in Thunderkiss' home that was given to her along with his fortune after his unholy deal. There she stayed out of view for several months until fate would bring Thunderkiss back into her life once more. After a serve bout of depression, Thunderkiss came out of his predicament with a new view that it was Anna who was to blame for his current woes. Seeking his worldly possessions back, Anna refused to do so and in a fit of rage Thunderkiss blew up his former residence. Anna escaped in time; Dillon was not home at the time. Word spread to Anna's father, Gingerdude, about this ordeal and he was determined to protect his daughter from Thunderkiss at all costs. For several months Anna stayed out of the public eye while her father waged war with the father of his grandson and former ally. However, once again fate brought Thunderkiss into her life. After a crazed Thunderkiss impersonator who mimicked TK during his days as “Aiden Joseph” kidnaped her, he tried to wed her in his insanity. The real Thunderkiss came to the rescue, but during this act of kindness the two accidently got hitched due to an accidental “I do. The instant this occurred Anna was beside herself. She immediately sought to get their marriage annuled but before she could Ginger stepped forward and asked both her and Aiden to consider reconciling their union. After a lengthy meeting, they agreed upon finding they still had a passion for one another. Anna was then given a position of Vice President by her father. Besides wishing to see his daughter happy, he approved of her new marriage for more selfish reasons such as finding a true heir to his kingdom. He believed Anna and Thunderkiss were the ones and he felt much easier about one day leaving everything to them. However, the trends of up and down continued in Anna’s life. After being harassed by Rena Matheson she snapped and took on traits more fitting of her husband. She dubbed herself Grindhouse and the transformation was complete. Now seeing the world through her husband’s eyes, she rid herself of her high society ways much to the chagrin of her father. Her actions over the next few weeks mounted to his disaproval and finally an ultimatum was given - she become the daughter he once knew and admired or face being disowned. Shocked her father would even leave her with such a choice she chose the later and became an emotional wreck. Upon hearing of this, Thunderkiss terminated his employment with ACW and the Joseph’s union with Gingerdude was at an end. Anna retreated with Thunderkiss back to their home in California. Along the way, Thunderkiss surprised her by stopping by an abandoned arena that he had recently purchased. Believing that Anna did not need her father or his approval, Thunderkiss encouraged her to use this facility to promote a new wrestling organization that she would own. Anna’s spirits immediately turned around and the Saints of Los Angeles (SLA) wrestling company was born. By now you know that bad things usually happen to Anna after something good and this situation would be no different. From afar one of her husband’s greatest foes, Steve Phillips, closed down SLA with his clout. With the failure of her new business and her father’s disownment weighing heavily in her mind, Anna suffered a complete mental breakdown that required care. For several months she was treated in a mental health facility in Los Angeles. She would not get out until late Fall 2009 when she reappeared with her husband at Samhain 2009. Together the two embarked in their new quest to bring justice to those who had sought to ruin their lives. PersonalityPre-Grindhouse: Anna embodies several characteristics of a typical heiress: ditzy, vain, and often times quite cruel. She's accustomed to getting her way and refuses to take "No" for an answer. She's obsessed with fashion and couture, spending hours pouring over the latest edition of Vogue. Her daily allowance grants her the ability to purchase inordinate amounts of clothes. She's a horrible alcoholic and quite addicted to sex, and, inevitably, the accumulation of power. Post Grindhouse: Anna is very liberal in her views and is vehemently against corruption and injustice, especially those brought by American capitalism. Despite her new found social conscious, she is a party girl at heart who finds more solace in a mosh pit than at a shopping mall. Nothing “frilly” or expensive shall adorn her body and she is much happier being outfitted in gothic clothing. She is not afraid of getting her hands dirty just as long as the ends justify the means. Finally, just like her husband, her mantra to live life by is “sex, drugs & rock n’ roll.” Wrestling AbilityAnna has no training in any sort of combat, professional or otherwise, and has no interest in settling conflicts in the ring. She is quite vicious, however, and her repertoire would consist mainly of eye gouges, hair pulls, and low blows. Match History01. Warfare 08.13.07 : Thunderkiss and Anna Sommers v. BK London and Kiley - DRAW 02. Spring into Hell 5.17.09 : Anna Sommers Vs. Rena Matheson - WIN
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