Post by Yoko Satoshi on Apr 3, 2006 16:46:08 GMT -5
Yoko Satoshi
Name: Yoko Satoshi
Sex (M/F): Female
Sexuality: Lesbian(Since May 2005)
Orientation (H/F): Heel
Age: 22(Birthday July 1st 1987)
Height: 5'6
Weight: 103lb
Hometown: Okinawa, Japan
Wrestling Style: A mix of many styles. Yoko pulls techniques from everyone she faces, it is always changing.
Entrance Music: Flower of Carnage. Have a listen! media.putfile.com/yoko1
Halloween 2006 edition - media.putfile.com/The-Flower-Of-Carnage-Slayer-Intro
Physical Description: Attractive Asian girl, long dark hair, brown eyes. Schoolgirl uniform. Some say she resembles movie star Chiaki Kuriyama.
Nicknames: The Flower of Carnage, Yokoberg, The Master of the Flying Guillotine, The Perfect One, "Title Hog," The Yellow Nightmare.
Other ( any other information that you may want to say ):
Carries her custom world title("Yokoweight" Title) to the ring for matches, even though she is no longer world champion. Also currently carries her tag team title, even though she and Sarin retired the tag titles. Also carries the retired ACW Diva Title. She also carries Sarin's retired tag team title. Finally, she carries her and Sarin's new tag team titles. That's six belts.
Known Weapons:
Standard color wooden croquet mallet(now broken)
Croquet hoops(stored in locker room compartment)
Chains(hanging from locker room ceiling)
Japanese lanterns(used primarily to intimidate foes and decorate locker room)
Black wooden croquet mallet(carries to ring, usually nearby)
Butcher knife(stored in locker room compartment)
Kunai knife(commonly up left sleeve)
Hand sickle(stored in locker room compartment)
Tampons(...duh)
Title Belts(Yokoweight, Diva, both original Tag Titles, both new Tag Titles; stored in locker room compartment or worn to the ring)
"Cassie" the tree trimmer(mounted above locker room couch; stored in burlap sack under ring for use in matches) (formerly named Masamune, successor to Excalibur, belonged to Ridley)
Chain mace(stored in locker room compartment; under ring for use in matches)
Title and Accomplishment History: ACW World Heavyweight Championship(2x)
Longest Reigning ACW World Champion(Record holder for 174 day reign)
Most Title Defenses In A Single Reign(21)
Youngest World Champion(17)
Awarded Custom World Title
ACW Lightweight Championship(2x)
ACW Diva Championship
Allowed To Retire Diva Belt
ACW Tag Team Championships(As Flower Power, with Sarin Rossi)(2x)
Longest Reigning ACW Tag Team Champions With Sarin Rossi as Flower Power(Record Holders for 156 day reign)
Allowed To Retire Tag Titles(originals) alongside Sarin Rossi as Flower Power
ACW Best Face/Heel Turn Award 2004
ACW Match of the Year Award 2004(Rose vs BK vs Bladeshadow vs Yoko vs RDK vs Surion, World Title, Wargames 2.0 Match, Winter's Discontent December 18th 2004)
Won The 2004 5-on-5 Ragnarok; Only Person Left
ACW World Champion of the Year Award 2005
ACW Match of the Month May 2006(Flower Power vs Kings of Satire, Tag Titles, TLC Match, Spring Into Hell May 27th 2006)
ACW Sexiest Diva 2004
ACW Sexiest Diva 2005
ACW Sexiest Diva 2006(Tied with Sarin)
ACW Sexiest Diva 2007
ACW Sexiest Diva 2008
ACW Sexiest Diva 2009
ACW King(Queen) of the Death Match 2006
ACW Match of the Month July 2006(Flower Power vs Chance Emmerson and Umeko Saito, Tag Titles, Seven Deadly Sins July 29th 2006)
ACW Match of the Month August 2006(Flower Power vs Weapons of Mass Destruction, Tag Titles, Heatwave August 26th 2006)
ACW Match of the Month September 2006(Flower Power vs Top Draw, Tag Titles, Meltdown September 7th 2006)
ACW Match of the Month October 2006(Yoko vs BK London, World Title, Samhain October 28th 2006)
ACW Match of the Month November 2006(Yoko vs Chance Emmerson, World Title, Super Happy Fun Vagina Day Extravaganza November 25th 2006)
Allowed To Name ACW's 2006 November PPV(Super Happy Fun Vagina Day Extravaganza)
ACW Tag Team of the Year Award 2006
ACW Superstar of the Year Award 2006
Best Female Superstar of Omega Effect Award 2007
Best WTF Moment of Omega Effect Award 2007 (With Sarin)
Participant of an ACW Five Star Match(BK London vs Yoko Satoshi, World Title, Genocide March 26th 2005)
Emperor(Empress) Of The Ring 2007
Participated in one of ACW's Top Twenty Matches Of All Time, Ranked Third(BK London vs Yoko Satoshi, World Title, Genocide March 26th 2005)
All Three* Of Yoko's Out-Of-Character Apprentices(Sarin Rossi, Thunderkiss, Alexander Starkweather) Have Obtained The World Title
*Recently Taken In Apprentices #4(Scott Andrews) and #5(Rattlesnake)
Specialty Matches
Yoko Chain Match - Two competitors have a shackle around their left ankles and are connected to each other by a long chain. At the middle of the chain, another chain branches off and is attached to a large metal ball to form a chain mace. The chain mace can be detached and used as a weapon, which can make winning considerably easier. A Hardcore variety of this match exists, in which other weapons are added to the ring. In both varieties, a win happens via pinfall, submission, or knockout.
House Of Mirrors Match - A "classic" steel cage with the steel bars in a grid pattern is lined from the inside with four two-way mirror panes per side, totaling twelve panels. From the outside you can see right through. From the inside, it's all reflections. To win, you smash panels with your opponent to give you access to the bars, at which point you climb out. A Classic Cage Match is identical but obviously has no panels.
Four Corners Of Pain Match - A standard match, but with four random incredibly dangerous weapons in the corners.
Yokoweight Title Match - No disqualification, no count outs, no knock outs, no time limit, no rope breaks, falls count anywhere. Win via pin or submission(tap out, not pass out). Winner gains Yoko's Jason Voorhees custom world title, the Yokoweight Title.
History: Yoko Satoshi was born to an upper middle class Japanese family in 1987. Her earliest friend in life was a stuffed bunny doll named Mr. Floppy, given to her by her grandmother short after being born. She quickly learned to walk and talk, and began showing many signs of advanced intelligence.
She began to adapt to and excel in everything she put her mind to at a young age, including sports, school grades, and public speaking. Her family, friends, and classmates call her a miracle girl because of this.
At the age of 6, her second true friend in life, her little sister Yuki Satoshi, was born. Though for obvious reasons, they did not become as close as they are until after Yuki could talk and think properly.
At the age of 7, she discovered croquet. Her parents bought her a wooden mallet, and she quickly became a master, winning many tournaments with people her own age and above.
Her various skills at everything continued to increase as the years went by. While this made people like her, and some despise her, she did not gain any "true" friends, only school buddies.
At the age of 12, scandel ravaged the Satoshi household. A young girl by the name of Sato Aikei was found drowned in the Satoshi family's backyard pool. Yuki was traumatized, but Yoko was indifferent, as she had had many confrontations with the girl at school, and felt the world was better off without her. Her mother punished this attitude by taking away Mr. Floppy in her sleep, and disposing of him. The murderer of Sato was never found, nor was any evidence.
Around the same time, a student from Tokyo moved to Okinawa, Rika Megumi. Equally skilled as Yoko, if not better than, Rika quickly jumped to the top of Yoko's arch rival list.
Years passed without much of anything going on other than the occasional arguement with Rika, and winning various croquet tournaments.
At the age of 16, school buddies convinced Yoko to come with them to a local wrestling show for a night of entertainment. After the show, she began to jokingly say that she could outdo them anyday. Rika, being an avid wrestling fan and overhearing the conversation from afar, jumped into the arguement. They got into a serious discussion about whether or not Yoko could become a world champion. Rika bet her that she could maybe become a world champ in Japan, but stood no chance in America, the land of the big men. Craving to put Rika in her place, Yoko took the bet.
After proving to her family that her grades wouldn't suffer and that she could take care of herself, she arranged everything with her school, and took a plane to America.
She quickly received a tryout from the aspiring Chairman Ginger of ACW(Then GFWCW), who was hoping to book some novelty acts for warmup matches before and between big matches.
Being the last to tryout that night, she watched and noted moves that the others had done, and remembered what she had seen that night in Japan. She took to wrestling as easily as everything else, and greatly impressed Ginger. He signed her to a real contract on the spot.
She quickly learned that being a female in a male dominated sport comes with quite a bit of sexism, and had to deal with more than one ignorant male opponent before being viewed as a threat. Capturing the Lightweight Title twice in her second month and moving up the ranks rapidly, she became an opponent most dreaded to face.
During a short failed stint as the tag team Prison Break with the giant man Yamata no Orochi, she caught the eye of the dominating stable Pain Inc, who abducted and enlightened her to the truth of life and death, and pain. Orochi did not agree with the views of the group and left the ACW, but Yoko continued to climb the ranks under their watch.
Competing in some matches that most tough men would faint during, including the Chain Match, The House of Mirrors, The Four Corners of Pain, The 177,000 Thumbtack Match, The Wargames From Hell, and the Ragnarok, she has proven time and time again how tough and enduring she is.
As Pain Inc began to stagnate and fall apart, Yoko began to feel as though she were lost, a thing most teenagers go through. As though he felt her needs and manipulated the world itself to rejoin with her, Mr. Floppy resurfaced and was sent to Yoko, courtesy of Yuki. The friendship was reborn, but at the price of nearly damaging her family relationship beyond repair by her Floppy-inspired attempt to murder BK London. The plan was foiled by Alicia Kitsune, who made Yoko realize what would happen if she went through with it.
After another set of encounters with BK London, which involved the burning(but not death) of Mr. Floppy, as well as the appearance of rich man Mercer Stanton, Yoko was given another chance to win the world title. With the encouragement of all of her friends, plus Mercer Stanton, she succeeded, and began what is currently the longest world title reign in ACW history.
Being a big thing to put on the shoulders of a seventeen year old girl, this world title reign has not been everything she dreamed of. While she has had many successful title defenses against many top stars, and she finally proved to Rika that she can succeed, actually KOing Rika by accident when ACW toured to Okinawa causing Rika to finally back off, the bad moments far outweigh the happy ones. Such moments include a supposed title loss that was overturned with much controversy, a fallout with Mr. Floppy that resulted in their friendship being ended forever and Mr. Floppy being mailed back to Okinawa in a box, the short stalking of Yoko by creatures similar to Mr. Floppy, and a second failed tag team(Intensely Intense) with another Okinawa born girl, Jade Amuro.
Perhaps the worst moment for Yoko during this time, outside of the loss of Mr. Floppy, was coming to realize she had feelings for Jade, and bravely coming out of the closet on live television to her, only to be rejected rather cruelly. Yoko got her revenge for this rejection by defeating Jade in the first round of the ACW/HWL cross promotional tournament, with encouragement from Mr. Floppy from beyond the physical realm.
As the world title reign continued, so did the hardships. She was rejected by another crush, Sarin “Scarlet” Rossi. She denied Mercer Stanton’s help because she did not share his view that he should rule ACW. She allied with Ginger and defeated The Senator, who was being forced to ally with Stanton. This defeat forced Stanton to give up his attempts on ACW. That, of course, sparked an attempt on Yoko’s life by Stanton’s right hand man, Elias Voorhees. After a chase in the woods, he would have killed her if not for RDK coming to the rescue. But as they escaped, they realized they would both be fugitives. They went on the run for a couple of weeks but decided to face their fears and return to compete in their scheduled match at Heatwave ’05, much to Stanton’s displeasure.
Also at Heatwave, Sarin revealed to Yoko that while she was on the run, she thought she would never see her again and realized she truly loved her. Yoko had her first sexual experience that night, on PPV, as Sarin went down on her to express her love.
As Yoko’s life typically goes, this happiness was short lived. In his final act before being forced to leave, Mercer Stanton stripped Yoko of both her world title and diva title. Yoko took this time to rethink her career. She had accomplished everything she had set out to do, and decided to retire and return to Okinawa. She assured Sarin that they were not breaking up, and even gave Sarin her precious laptop computer so they could keep in contact. They had sex one last time, and Yoko departed.
Their separation didn’t last long. Unable to cope with the loss, Sarin also quit ACW and surprised Yoko by showing up at her house. In an unexpected decision, Yoko’s parents welcomed Sarin, not caring that their daughter’s lover was a female. Sarin lived there, sharing Yoko’s bedroom, almost as if they were a married couple.
About eight months later, Ginger was making some bad decisions regarding who he trusted to help him run ACW. A group of three called Triple A, appearing to have good intentions, were hired to manage certain aspects of the company. It was clear to everyone but Ginger that they were up to no good. Knowing ACW was in need, Yoko and Sarin packed up to return to America. They made their surprise return on a Meltdown(In a helicopter, no less), revealing the culprit behind Triple A; the seemingly deceased Mercer Stanton!
Having to show himself, Stanton of course had a backup scheme involved. Sarin, Ginger, and AK were kidnapped! Yoko was unable to be found, or she would have been kidnapped as well. After death threats by Stanton toward the three, Yoko found them and tried to save the day. Stanton overpowered her. But with a dizzying blow by AK, Sarin and Yoko were able to KO him and save the day. He somehow escaped the arena before police arrived, but the day was still saved.
Having defeated Stanton and having successfully returned to ACW, Sarin and Yoko set their sights on new territory; the ACW Tag Team Titles. Though Yoko was wary of a new tag team due to her previous failed tag teams(Prison Break, Intensely Intense), Sarin's skill quickly made her change her mind. Their team, dubbed Flower Power, shot up the ranks, defeating every team in its path.
The tag team titles were claimed from The Cold Blooded Killers, and Flower Power went on to successfully defend against every remaining tag team, including the legendary AK and RDK. They were completely undefeated and achieved the tag title record for longest reign.
As lovers, Yoko and Sarin not only had to face the usual perils of a tag team, but the perils of a relationship. Case in point, the situation regarding a match at Omega Effect II. As there was no challenging team, Ginger set them against each other in a friendly contest. It soon became much more, as a woman by the name of Umeko Saito seemed to nearly succeed in poisoning them against each other; Yoko thought Sarin might be using her to further her career and was preparing to leave her, while Sarin thought Yoko would throw the relationship away, violently, if it meant winning.
Even though Yoko won the match, their love obviously prevailed as they rushed to the back to be with each other and reaffirm their feelings.
After Omega Effect, ACW took its usual vacation time, and then came back with a bang with the currently bi-annual King of the Deathmatch tournament. Yoko was unlucky in the brackets, having to face Senator, KUDA, and Torak in the first three rounds to advance to the finals. By coincidence, the final round ended up as an Omega Effect rematch; Yoko vs her lover, Sarin. Yoko once again was triumphant, winning the tournament.
With that out of the way, Yoko and Sarin set out to finish their unfinished business, and take out Umeko Saito. But it was not that simple, as Umeko was the manager of a particularly vicious monster of a man known as Chance Emmerson. After a tag match that ended in a dual-pinfall, they had a PPV rematch, in which Flower Power prevailed, considering their revenge fulfilled. During the match, Yoko took a massive kneestrike to her nose, the effects of which would take many more months to manifest fully.
In the meantime, Yoko and Sarin concentrated on their tag titles. They defeated every team that tried to take them down. Yoko kept having nosebleeds in matches, and sometimes out of matches, but a hospital visit confirmed it to be nothing more than stress.
In September 2006, at Emperor of the Ring, Yoko and Sarin had a tag team memorial ceremony celebrating the history of the division, and then they shockingly retired the belts due to lack of competition. They were undefeated. At this point Sarin left to become a part of the new season of ABC’s Dancing With The Stars, so Yoko moved back into the singles division, to the dread of everyone.
She re-entered the division with much controversy, immediately using her “one free match” which she had a received a year prior. She used it to force the world champion into a match with her at the October PPV, Samhain. The world champion happened to be her arch rival, BK London. Yoko found her usual mind games to be ineffective on him this time, while BK had a few tricks up his sleeve which got the best of Yoko.
Over on Fallout was a rising superstar in their women’s division, Violet Cyrilla. Many had compared her to Yoko to the point where Yoko had referred to her as a ripoff. This caused sparks between them, which were escalated by the fact that every time they met face to face, Violet would knock Yoko out with a single punch, which Yoko attributed to blind luck due to being in a hectic group setting.
BK gave Violet the chance for a one on one with Yoko, which she took, and again knocked Yoko out, after a very short brawl at a bar. BK reveled in the fact that he had successfully humiliated Yoko after the tampon incident in the past.
But what he didn’t know was that he had stirred something in Yoko, deep inside. The relentless monster from Pain Inc had come to the surface, and it showed, as Yoko showed up for her match at Samhain not in her schoolgirl outfit, but her infamous Ghostface costume.
The match went back and forth, both superstars having adapted to each other and adapting to each other’s adaptations, to a point where neither had a clear advantage and didn’t know how to react to each other in the end. Finally, it ended with a time limit draw. The rematch was set for the next show.
It was very much the same, with one major difference; Yoko had a new move, and she won with it to capture the world title for the second time. But now, she had a major obstacle to overcome.
Someone in a Ghostface costumed kidnapped Umeko Saito, sending Chance on the warpath after Yoko. All evidence continued to point to Yoko, despite her assurance to everyone that she let the beast out for that one night only, that it stays suppressed because of Sarin being in her life. She pointed out that even when she had been a monster in the past, she had been framed during that period too.
Chance would have none of it, and got Yoko into a match at the November PPV, Super Happy Fun Vagina Day Extravaganza, which Yoko named due to the ACW rule that the champion in November names the PPV. Despite much negative feedback, she stood firm and kept the name, and prepared to face Chance. Her nosebleeds temporarily returned but then left again.
The match came, and during it, it was revealed that the rookie Alexander Starkweather had kidnapped Umeko, just to play mind games with both Yoko and Chance, using them as pawns in some larger scheme. Yoko won, regardless, but then she collapsed in mid ring and was rushed to the hospital.
Xrays showed that the previous doctor had not been very efficient, and that Yoko had suffered tiny cracks inside of her sinus cavity back from the knee strike in July. As she continued to have more nosebleeds and receive damage in the ring over the months, the cracks had grown deeper, and splintered. Her skull was quite literally falling apart from the inside. She risked having the cracks reach up to her brain cavity and begin pinching brain tissue, destroying it. That was what was beginning to happen when she had collapsed at the PPV. Faced with this condition that would take months, possibly years of hospital time to recover from, she vacated the world title so that she could heal in the hospital. Sarin chose to also take a vacation so that she could stay at Yoko’s side in the hospital.
Shortly thereafter, Ginger officially fired both Yoko and Sarin due to being liabilities, though he said ACW would continue to pay her hospital and treatment fees. His unofficial reasoning was supposedly so that Yoko could heal fully without pressure to rush it and come back in less than stellar shape.
After seven months and several rumors from magazines, Yoko recovered from her injury. She and Sarin promptly re-signed with ACW and made their return at Omega Effect 2007. Yoko accepted an open challenge by Rena, and though she was slightly out of shape, she still won and kept her undefeated streak intact.
As July 2007 passed, things were mostly normal. Yoko got back into shape, kept up her streak, and defeated the then world champion Wyvern in a non title match. A newcomer by the name of Dr. Phate tried to use Yoko to make a name for himself but failed, though probably to his delight, Yoko was wounded. Not physically, but emotionally. At Seven Deadly Sins 2007, it was discovered that Sarin was cheating on her with Rattlesnake. It was a messy breakup.
Without her better half alongside her, Yoko went into a temporary shock-like state. Ever the vulture, Umeko Saito preyed upon the vulnerable Yoko and not only turned her against Sarin, but mader her an ally to her own Stable, consisting of Wyvern, Kudo, and former foe Alexander Starkweather. Yoko accepted them as friends with open arms. It was not quite reciprocated, but she didn't care. But she had to prove she was worthy of the Stable, and thus, she brutally attacked Jay Zero at Heatwave 2007 with the tree trimmer Masamune, now named Cassie by Yoko. She was accepted.
The first thing she did afterward? Enter the annual Emperor of the Ring tournament. Alongside her tournament matches that month, she indulged her darker side. She finally paid her respect to Ridley and Rose, and she went back to the former Demon Pit to reconnect with herself. While doing so, she woke up something long dormant; a piece of the demon Asmodeus, which was attached to the room. Before it could do much harm, however, Yoko's former ally AK discovered the demon, and had Ginger remodel the surrounding hallways, effectively sealing off the Demon Pit and trapping the energy within. AK's assumption was that Umeko had planned for the demonic energy to jump into Yoko after enough exposure, turning her into an unstoppable demon slave. Whether or not Yoko retained any of that energy remains to be seen.
But the most important thing that occurred in Yoko's mind was the return of a very old friend. After a series of mysterious phone calls, Yoko was confronted by none other than Jade, her first true love. Jade confessed her love for Yoko, something she'd been hiding since shortly after Yoko met Sarin. Yoko gladly accepted her love and they began dating, something Sarin is uncomfortable with due to Jade's not so nice personality at times.
The end of September brought the Emperor of the Ring PPV, of which Yoko was in the finals of the tournament. Also in the card was Stark vs Wyvern, where Stark won the world title and attacked Wyvern. Having to choose a side, Yoko chose Stark's without hesitation. The attack was so gruesome that Wyvern's career may very well be over. After that, Yoko had her own match. Following a hard fought battle, Yoko debuted a new move after no foreshadowing, dubbed 3 Yoko 3 Furious, and defeated The Senator to be crowned 2007's Emperor(Empress) of the Ring.
It was a very hectic three months indeed, and the future could be even crazier. Only time can tell.
2007-Now: To Be Added
(Continued next post)
Name: Yoko Satoshi
Sex (M/F): Female
Sexuality: Lesbian(Since May 2005)
Orientation (H/F): Heel
Age: 22(Birthday July 1st 1987)
Height: 5'6
Weight: 103lb
Hometown: Okinawa, Japan
Wrestling Style: A mix of many styles. Yoko pulls techniques from everyone she faces, it is always changing.
Entrance Music: Flower of Carnage. Have a listen! media.putfile.com/yoko1
Halloween 2006 edition - media.putfile.com/The-Flower-Of-Carnage-Slayer-Intro
Physical Description: Attractive Asian girl, long dark hair, brown eyes. Schoolgirl uniform. Some say she resembles movie star Chiaki Kuriyama.
Nicknames: The Flower of Carnage, Yokoberg, The Master of the Flying Guillotine, The Perfect One, "Title Hog," The Yellow Nightmare.
Other ( any other information that you may want to say ):
Carries her custom world title("Yokoweight" Title) to the ring for matches, even though she is no longer world champion. Also currently carries her tag team title, even though she and Sarin retired the tag titles. Also carries the retired ACW Diva Title. She also carries Sarin's retired tag team title. Finally, she carries her and Sarin's new tag team titles. That's six belts.
Known Weapons:
Standard color wooden croquet mallet(now broken)
Croquet hoops(stored in locker room compartment)
Chains(hanging from locker room ceiling)
Japanese lanterns(used primarily to intimidate foes and decorate locker room)
Black wooden croquet mallet(carries to ring, usually nearby)
Butcher knife(stored in locker room compartment)
Kunai knife(commonly up left sleeve)
Hand sickle(stored in locker room compartment)
Tampons(...duh)
Title Belts(Yokoweight, Diva, both original Tag Titles, both new Tag Titles; stored in locker room compartment or worn to the ring)
"Cassie" the tree trimmer(mounted above locker room couch; stored in burlap sack under ring for use in matches) (formerly named Masamune, successor to Excalibur, belonged to Ridley)
Chain mace(stored in locker room compartment; under ring for use in matches)
Title and Accomplishment History: ACW World Heavyweight Championship(2x)
Longest Reigning ACW World Champion(Record holder for 174 day reign)
Most Title Defenses In A Single Reign(21)
Youngest World Champion(17)
Awarded Custom World Title
ACW Lightweight Championship(2x)
ACW Diva Championship
Allowed To Retire Diva Belt
ACW Tag Team Championships(As Flower Power, with Sarin Rossi)(2x)
Longest Reigning ACW Tag Team Champions With Sarin Rossi as Flower Power(Record Holders for 156 day reign)
Allowed To Retire Tag Titles(originals) alongside Sarin Rossi as Flower Power
ACW Best Face/Heel Turn Award 2004
ACW Match of the Year Award 2004(Rose vs BK vs Bladeshadow vs Yoko vs RDK vs Surion, World Title, Wargames 2.0 Match, Winter's Discontent December 18th 2004)
Won The 2004 5-on-5 Ragnarok; Only Person Left
ACW World Champion of the Year Award 2005
ACW Match of the Month May 2006(Flower Power vs Kings of Satire, Tag Titles, TLC Match, Spring Into Hell May 27th 2006)
ACW Sexiest Diva 2004
ACW Sexiest Diva 2005
ACW Sexiest Diva 2006(Tied with Sarin)
ACW Sexiest Diva 2007
ACW Sexiest Diva 2008
ACW Sexiest Diva 2009
ACW King(Queen) of the Death Match 2006
ACW Match of the Month July 2006(Flower Power vs Chance Emmerson and Umeko Saito, Tag Titles, Seven Deadly Sins July 29th 2006)
ACW Match of the Month August 2006(Flower Power vs Weapons of Mass Destruction, Tag Titles, Heatwave August 26th 2006)
ACW Match of the Month September 2006(Flower Power vs Top Draw, Tag Titles, Meltdown September 7th 2006)
ACW Match of the Month October 2006(Yoko vs BK London, World Title, Samhain October 28th 2006)
ACW Match of the Month November 2006(Yoko vs Chance Emmerson, World Title, Super Happy Fun Vagina Day Extravaganza November 25th 2006)
Allowed To Name ACW's 2006 November PPV(Super Happy Fun Vagina Day Extravaganza)
ACW Tag Team of the Year Award 2006
ACW Superstar of the Year Award 2006
Best Female Superstar of Omega Effect Award 2007
Best WTF Moment of Omega Effect Award 2007 (With Sarin)
Participant of an ACW Five Star Match(BK London vs Yoko Satoshi, World Title, Genocide March 26th 2005)
Emperor(Empress) Of The Ring 2007
Participated in one of ACW's Top Twenty Matches Of All Time, Ranked Third(BK London vs Yoko Satoshi, World Title, Genocide March 26th 2005)
All Three* Of Yoko's Out-Of-Character Apprentices(Sarin Rossi, Thunderkiss, Alexander Starkweather) Have Obtained The World Title
*Recently Taken In Apprentices #4(Scott Andrews) and #5(Rattlesnake)
Specialty Matches
Yoko Chain Match - Two competitors have a shackle around their left ankles and are connected to each other by a long chain. At the middle of the chain, another chain branches off and is attached to a large metal ball to form a chain mace. The chain mace can be detached and used as a weapon, which can make winning considerably easier. A Hardcore variety of this match exists, in which other weapons are added to the ring. In both varieties, a win happens via pinfall, submission, or knockout.
House Of Mirrors Match - A "classic" steel cage with the steel bars in a grid pattern is lined from the inside with four two-way mirror panes per side, totaling twelve panels. From the outside you can see right through. From the inside, it's all reflections. To win, you smash panels with your opponent to give you access to the bars, at which point you climb out. A Classic Cage Match is identical but obviously has no panels.
Four Corners Of Pain Match - A standard match, but with four random incredibly dangerous weapons in the corners.
Yokoweight Title Match - No disqualification, no count outs, no knock outs, no time limit, no rope breaks, falls count anywhere. Win via pin or submission(tap out, not pass out). Winner gains Yoko's Jason Voorhees custom world title, the Yokoweight Title.
History: Yoko Satoshi was born to an upper middle class Japanese family in 1987. Her earliest friend in life was a stuffed bunny doll named Mr. Floppy, given to her by her grandmother short after being born. She quickly learned to walk and talk, and began showing many signs of advanced intelligence.
She began to adapt to and excel in everything she put her mind to at a young age, including sports, school grades, and public speaking. Her family, friends, and classmates call her a miracle girl because of this.
At the age of 6, her second true friend in life, her little sister Yuki Satoshi, was born. Though for obvious reasons, they did not become as close as they are until after Yuki could talk and think properly.
At the age of 7, she discovered croquet. Her parents bought her a wooden mallet, and she quickly became a master, winning many tournaments with people her own age and above.
Her various skills at everything continued to increase as the years went by. While this made people like her, and some despise her, she did not gain any "true" friends, only school buddies.
At the age of 12, scandel ravaged the Satoshi household. A young girl by the name of Sato Aikei was found drowned in the Satoshi family's backyard pool. Yuki was traumatized, but Yoko was indifferent, as she had had many confrontations with the girl at school, and felt the world was better off without her. Her mother punished this attitude by taking away Mr. Floppy in her sleep, and disposing of him. The murderer of Sato was never found, nor was any evidence.
Around the same time, a student from Tokyo moved to Okinawa, Rika Megumi. Equally skilled as Yoko, if not better than, Rika quickly jumped to the top of Yoko's arch rival list.
Years passed without much of anything going on other than the occasional arguement with Rika, and winning various croquet tournaments.
At the age of 16, school buddies convinced Yoko to come with them to a local wrestling show for a night of entertainment. After the show, she began to jokingly say that she could outdo them anyday. Rika, being an avid wrestling fan and overhearing the conversation from afar, jumped into the arguement. They got into a serious discussion about whether or not Yoko could become a world champion. Rika bet her that she could maybe become a world champ in Japan, but stood no chance in America, the land of the big men. Craving to put Rika in her place, Yoko took the bet.
After proving to her family that her grades wouldn't suffer and that she could take care of herself, she arranged everything with her school, and took a plane to America.
She quickly received a tryout from the aspiring Chairman Ginger of ACW(Then GFWCW), who was hoping to book some novelty acts for warmup matches before and between big matches.
Being the last to tryout that night, she watched and noted moves that the others had done, and remembered what she had seen that night in Japan. She took to wrestling as easily as everything else, and greatly impressed Ginger. He signed her to a real contract on the spot.
She quickly learned that being a female in a male dominated sport comes with quite a bit of sexism, and had to deal with more than one ignorant male opponent before being viewed as a threat. Capturing the Lightweight Title twice in her second month and moving up the ranks rapidly, she became an opponent most dreaded to face.
During a short failed stint as the tag team Prison Break with the giant man Yamata no Orochi, she caught the eye of the dominating stable Pain Inc, who abducted and enlightened her to the truth of life and death, and pain. Orochi did not agree with the views of the group and left the ACW, but Yoko continued to climb the ranks under their watch.
Competing in some matches that most tough men would faint during, including the Chain Match, The House of Mirrors, The Four Corners of Pain, The 177,000 Thumbtack Match, The Wargames From Hell, and the Ragnarok, she has proven time and time again how tough and enduring she is.
As Pain Inc began to stagnate and fall apart, Yoko began to feel as though she were lost, a thing most teenagers go through. As though he felt her needs and manipulated the world itself to rejoin with her, Mr. Floppy resurfaced and was sent to Yoko, courtesy of Yuki. The friendship was reborn, but at the price of nearly damaging her family relationship beyond repair by her Floppy-inspired attempt to murder BK London. The plan was foiled by Alicia Kitsune, who made Yoko realize what would happen if she went through with it.
After another set of encounters with BK London, which involved the burning(but not death) of Mr. Floppy, as well as the appearance of rich man Mercer Stanton, Yoko was given another chance to win the world title. With the encouragement of all of her friends, plus Mercer Stanton, she succeeded, and began what is currently the longest world title reign in ACW history.
Being a big thing to put on the shoulders of a seventeen year old girl, this world title reign has not been everything she dreamed of. While she has had many successful title defenses against many top stars, and she finally proved to Rika that she can succeed, actually KOing Rika by accident when ACW toured to Okinawa causing Rika to finally back off, the bad moments far outweigh the happy ones. Such moments include a supposed title loss that was overturned with much controversy, a fallout with Mr. Floppy that resulted in their friendship being ended forever and Mr. Floppy being mailed back to Okinawa in a box, the short stalking of Yoko by creatures similar to Mr. Floppy, and a second failed tag team(Intensely Intense) with another Okinawa born girl, Jade Amuro.
Perhaps the worst moment for Yoko during this time, outside of the loss of Mr. Floppy, was coming to realize she had feelings for Jade, and bravely coming out of the closet on live television to her, only to be rejected rather cruelly. Yoko got her revenge for this rejection by defeating Jade in the first round of the ACW/HWL cross promotional tournament, with encouragement from Mr. Floppy from beyond the physical realm.
As the world title reign continued, so did the hardships. She was rejected by another crush, Sarin “Scarlet” Rossi. She denied Mercer Stanton’s help because she did not share his view that he should rule ACW. She allied with Ginger and defeated The Senator, who was being forced to ally with Stanton. This defeat forced Stanton to give up his attempts on ACW. That, of course, sparked an attempt on Yoko’s life by Stanton’s right hand man, Elias Voorhees. After a chase in the woods, he would have killed her if not for RDK coming to the rescue. But as they escaped, they realized they would both be fugitives. They went on the run for a couple of weeks but decided to face their fears and return to compete in their scheduled match at Heatwave ’05, much to Stanton’s displeasure.
Also at Heatwave, Sarin revealed to Yoko that while she was on the run, she thought she would never see her again and realized she truly loved her. Yoko had her first sexual experience that night, on PPV, as Sarin went down on her to express her love.
As Yoko’s life typically goes, this happiness was short lived. In his final act before being forced to leave, Mercer Stanton stripped Yoko of both her world title and diva title. Yoko took this time to rethink her career. She had accomplished everything she had set out to do, and decided to retire and return to Okinawa. She assured Sarin that they were not breaking up, and even gave Sarin her precious laptop computer so they could keep in contact. They had sex one last time, and Yoko departed.
Their separation didn’t last long. Unable to cope with the loss, Sarin also quit ACW and surprised Yoko by showing up at her house. In an unexpected decision, Yoko’s parents welcomed Sarin, not caring that their daughter’s lover was a female. Sarin lived there, sharing Yoko’s bedroom, almost as if they were a married couple.
About eight months later, Ginger was making some bad decisions regarding who he trusted to help him run ACW. A group of three called Triple A, appearing to have good intentions, were hired to manage certain aspects of the company. It was clear to everyone but Ginger that they were up to no good. Knowing ACW was in need, Yoko and Sarin packed up to return to America. They made their surprise return on a Meltdown(In a helicopter, no less), revealing the culprit behind Triple A; the seemingly deceased Mercer Stanton!
Having to show himself, Stanton of course had a backup scheme involved. Sarin, Ginger, and AK were kidnapped! Yoko was unable to be found, or she would have been kidnapped as well. After death threats by Stanton toward the three, Yoko found them and tried to save the day. Stanton overpowered her. But with a dizzying blow by AK, Sarin and Yoko were able to KO him and save the day. He somehow escaped the arena before police arrived, but the day was still saved.
Having defeated Stanton and having successfully returned to ACW, Sarin and Yoko set their sights on new territory; the ACW Tag Team Titles. Though Yoko was wary of a new tag team due to her previous failed tag teams(Prison Break, Intensely Intense), Sarin's skill quickly made her change her mind. Their team, dubbed Flower Power, shot up the ranks, defeating every team in its path.
The tag team titles were claimed from The Cold Blooded Killers, and Flower Power went on to successfully defend against every remaining tag team, including the legendary AK and RDK. They were completely undefeated and achieved the tag title record for longest reign.
As lovers, Yoko and Sarin not only had to face the usual perils of a tag team, but the perils of a relationship. Case in point, the situation regarding a match at Omega Effect II. As there was no challenging team, Ginger set them against each other in a friendly contest. It soon became much more, as a woman by the name of Umeko Saito seemed to nearly succeed in poisoning them against each other; Yoko thought Sarin might be using her to further her career and was preparing to leave her, while Sarin thought Yoko would throw the relationship away, violently, if it meant winning.
Even though Yoko won the match, their love obviously prevailed as they rushed to the back to be with each other and reaffirm their feelings.
After Omega Effect, ACW took its usual vacation time, and then came back with a bang with the currently bi-annual King of the Deathmatch tournament. Yoko was unlucky in the brackets, having to face Senator, KUDA, and Torak in the first three rounds to advance to the finals. By coincidence, the final round ended up as an Omega Effect rematch; Yoko vs her lover, Sarin. Yoko once again was triumphant, winning the tournament.
With that out of the way, Yoko and Sarin set out to finish their unfinished business, and take out Umeko Saito. But it was not that simple, as Umeko was the manager of a particularly vicious monster of a man known as Chance Emmerson. After a tag match that ended in a dual-pinfall, they had a PPV rematch, in which Flower Power prevailed, considering their revenge fulfilled. During the match, Yoko took a massive kneestrike to her nose, the effects of which would take many more months to manifest fully.
In the meantime, Yoko and Sarin concentrated on their tag titles. They defeated every team that tried to take them down. Yoko kept having nosebleeds in matches, and sometimes out of matches, but a hospital visit confirmed it to be nothing more than stress.
In September 2006, at Emperor of the Ring, Yoko and Sarin had a tag team memorial ceremony celebrating the history of the division, and then they shockingly retired the belts due to lack of competition. They were undefeated. At this point Sarin left to become a part of the new season of ABC’s Dancing With The Stars, so Yoko moved back into the singles division, to the dread of everyone.
She re-entered the division with much controversy, immediately using her “one free match” which she had a received a year prior. She used it to force the world champion into a match with her at the October PPV, Samhain. The world champion happened to be her arch rival, BK London. Yoko found her usual mind games to be ineffective on him this time, while BK had a few tricks up his sleeve which got the best of Yoko.
Over on Fallout was a rising superstar in their women’s division, Violet Cyrilla. Many had compared her to Yoko to the point where Yoko had referred to her as a ripoff. This caused sparks between them, which were escalated by the fact that every time they met face to face, Violet would knock Yoko out with a single punch, which Yoko attributed to blind luck due to being in a hectic group setting.
BK gave Violet the chance for a one on one with Yoko, which she took, and again knocked Yoko out, after a very short brawl at a bar. BK reveled in the fact that he had successfully humiliated Yoko after the tampon incident in the past.
But what he didn’t know was that he had stirred something in Yoko, deep inside. The relentless monster from Pain Inc had come to the surface, and it showed, as Yoko showed up for her match at Samhain not in her schoolgirl outfit, but her infamous Ghostface costume.
The match went back and forth, both superstars having adapted to each other and adapting to each other’s adaptations, to a point where neither had a clear advantage and didn’t know how to react to each other in the end. Finally, it ended with a time limit draw. The rematch was set for the next show.
It was very much the same, with one major difference; Yoko had a new move, and she won with it to capture the world title for the second time. But now, she had a major obstacle to overcome.
Someone in a Ghostface costumed kidnapped Umeko Saito, sending Chance on the warpath after Yoko. All evidence continued to point to Yoko, despite her assurance to everyone that she let the beast out for that one night only, that it stays suppressed because of Sarin being in her life. She pointed out that even when she had been a monster in the past, she had been framed during that period too.
Chance would have none of it, and got Yoko into a match at the November PPV, Super Happy Fun Vagina Day Extravaganza, which Yoko named due to the ACW rule that the champion in November names the PPV. Despite much negative feedback, she stood firm and kept the name, and prepared to face Chance. Her nosebleeds temporarily returned but then left again.
The match came, and during it, it was revealed that the rookie Alexander Starkweather had kidnapped Umeko, just to play mind games with both Yoko and Chance, using them as pawns in some larger scheme. Yoko won, regardless, but then she collapsed in mid ring and was rushed to the hospital.
Xrays showed that the previous doctor had not been very efficient, and that Yoko had suffered tiny cracks inside of her sinus cavity back from the knee strike in July. As she continued to have more nosebleeds and receive damage in the ring over the months, the cracks had grown deeper, and splintered. Her skull was quite literally falling apart from the inside. She risked having the cracks reach up to her brain cavity and begin pinching brain tissue, destroying it. That was what was beginning to happen when she had collapsed at the PPV. Faced with this condition that would take months, possibly years of hospital time to recover from, she vacated the world title so that she could heal in the hospital. Sarin chose to also take a vacation so that she could stay at Yoko’s side in the hospital.
Shortly thereafter, Ginger officially fired both Yoko and Sarin due to being liabilities, though he said ACW would continue to pay her hospital and treatment fees. His unofficial reasoning was supposedly so that Yoko could heal fully without pressure to rush it and come back in less than stellar shape.
After seven months and several rumors from magazines, Yoko recovered from her injury. She and Sarin promptly re-signed with ACW and made their return at Omega Effect 2007. Yoko accepted an open challenge by Rena, and though she was slightly out of shape, she still won and kept her undefeated streak intact.
As July 2007 passed, things were mostly normal. Yoko got back into shape, kept up her streak, and defeated the then world champion Wyvern in a non title match. A newcomer by the name of Dr. Phate tried to use Yoko to make a name for himself but failed, though probably to his delight, Yoko was wounded. Not physically, but emotionally. At Seven Deadly Sins 2007, it was discovered that Sarin was cheating on her with Rattlesnake. It was a messy breakup.
Without her better half alongside her, Yoko went into a temporary shock-like state. Ever the vulture, Umeko Saito preyed upon the vulnerable Yoko and not only turned her against Sarin, but mader her an ally to her own Stable, consisting of Wyvern, Kudo, and former foe Alexander Starkweather. Yoko accepted them as friends with open arms. It was not quite reciprocated, but she didn't care. But she had to prove she was worthy of the Stable, and thus, she brutally attacked Jay Zero at Heatwave 2007 with the tree trimmer Masamune, now named Cassie by Yoko. She was accepted.
The first thing she did afterward? Enter the annual Emperor of the Ring tournament. Alongside her tournament matches that month, she indulged her darker side. She finally paid her respect to Ridley and Rose, and she went back to the former Demon Pit to reconnect with herself. While doing so, she woke up something long dormant; a piece of the demon Asmodeus, which was attached to the room. Before it could do much harm, however, Yoko's former ally AK discovered the demon, and had Ginger remodel the surrounding hallways, effectively sealing off the Demon Pit and trapping the energy within. AK's assumption was that Umeko had planned for the demonic energy to jump into Yoko after enough exposure, turning her into an unstoppable demon slave. Whether or not Yoko retained any of that energy remains to be seen.
But the most important thing that occurred in Yoko's mind was the return of a very old friend. After a series of mysterious phone calls, Yoko was confronted by none other than Jade, her first true love. Jade confessed her love for Yoko, something she'd been hiding since shortly after Yoko met Sarin. Yoko gladly accepted her love and they began dating, something Sarin is uncomfortable with due to Jade's not so nice personality at times.
The end of September brought the Emperor of the Ring PPV, of which Yoko was in the finals of the tournament. Also in the card was Stark vs Wyvern, where Stark won the world title and attacked Wyvern. Having to choose a side, Yoko chose Stark's without hesitation. The attack was so gruesome that Wyvern's career may very well be over. After that, Yoko had her own match. Following a hard fought battle, Yoko debuted a new move after no foreshadowing, dubbed 3 Yoko 3 Furious, and defeated The Senator to be crowned 2007's Emperor(Empress) of the Ring.
It was a very hectic three months indeed, and the future could be even crazier. Only time can tell.
2007-Now: To Be Added
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