Warfare, Monday April 26th

[Kim Jong CP]

Segment: I make the Rules
Credit: Theodore Wellington

The camera spins around to show Hawthorne standing in the hall with a huge smile on his face. Theodore doesn’t look please or amused at whatever Hawthorne is playing here. Hawthorne takes a couple cocky steps towards Theodore and gets in his face. Theodore now looks up and down Hawthorne, wondering where this new found confidence is coming from. Whatever is going on, it can’t be good if Hawthorne is so cocky.

Hawthorne:
What do I want? Hmmm, what do I want? That is a loaded question. I want everyone to stop interfering with me running the company. I want TJ to retire, for that matter I want you to retire! For God sake I’ll even take a toilet made out of gold while we are at it!

The fans cheer and chuckle as they agree with all the things he wants. Theodore is even less amused now and he grabs Hawthorne by the collar of his shirt.

Theodore Wellington:
Stop playing games, what do you want from me.

Hawthorne’s smile surprisingly does not go away as pulls Theodore’s hands off of him and readjusts his shirt.

Hawthorne:
Well Teddy, since last week when you stole the number 20 spot I have been thinking of how I am going to deal with you. How can I assure the ACW fans that you aren’t calling the shots around here? And that’s when it hit me, a great idea. See I may not have been able to take away your number 20 spot, however there is nothing saying I HAVE to make Criminal put the Entertainment title on the line!

Theodore Wellington:
HOW DARE Y…

Hawthorne:
I know, I know, if you don’t get your shot..your gonna walk and take your sponsors with you. Think about it this way though. You have the number 20 spot at Fallen Heroes and we still have our deal that if you win tonight, I give you a title shot. So are you REALLY going to walk out now? Is the Entertainment Title that important to you that you will walk away from one…POSSIBLY two title shots? I don’t think so.

Theodore thinks about it and now he grins and goes to continue walking to his locker room. As he passes though he stops and turns to Hawthorne.

Theodore Wellington:
Don’t think you have won anything here Hawthorne. I will get you back for this. The World Championship is indeed more important than any title Criminal will ever hold, but I will not forget you screwing me out of my Entertainment Title match.

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He fakes like he is going to hit Hawthorne who flinches and jumps back. Theodore just laughs and continues walking down to his locker room as the scene fades.

[Kim Jong CP]

Match: Criminal © VS Theodore Wellington-Cage Match for the Entertainment Title
Credit: Theodore Wellington

The crew runs around the ring trying to get everything for the next match ready. They clear everything out of the way and they signal to someone in the back who starts lowering the cage and the fans start to cheer as we are about to have our Cage match! The get everything locked in and in place and the clear ringside as Philip gets in place to announce the match.

Phillip:
The following match will be a NON-title Cage match! Introducing first…The ACW ENTERTAINMENT CHAMPION…Criminal!

“Criminal” by Eminem blasts on the speaker and Criminal appears on the ramp. He walks out onto the ramp but he doesn’t have the belt. He holds up his hand to say wait a second and reaches behind the curtain and throws the title over his head. The fans boo as he smile and makes his way to the ring clutching the belt. He gets down to the ring and looks up and down the cage before handing the title to an official and climbing in. He circles around the ring feeling the steel and pumping himself up for his first title defense.

Philip:
And the challenger…from Bel Air…Theodore “MOOOOOOONEY” Wellington!

“My Time” by Fabulous comes on the speakers as the lights go out and smoke fills the stage. A green spot light appears right in the middle of the stage as Theodore Wellington is raised onto the stage. He is holding his M.L.A.A award he is wearing a singlet with dollar signs on both sides. He starts strolling to the ring. The spotlight follows him as he gets down to the ring and hands the official his award. The lights come back on as he climbs in the ring and stares down Criminal. The officials lock the door and back away as the two continue to stare at each other.

DING DING DING

The bell sounds and neither man moves as they just stare each other down. They start circling around the ring not breaking eye contact as the fans cheer for them to start fighting. They keep circling until out of nowhere Criminal makes a break and starts quickly climbing the cage trying to sneak a quick win. Theodore reacts quickly and runs and grabs him and rips him down from the cage. As soon as Criminals feet touch the ground he turns and the two start exchanging right hands. After several seconds of back and forth Wellington pokes Criminal in the eyes giving him the time he needs to hit him with a combo and a short armed clothesline.

Theodore stomps on Criminals left leg and the right. He pauses for a minute before repeating the sequence three more times in a row. Criminal tries to crawl out of the way but Theodore grabs legs and locks on a boston crab and pulls with all his might. He tugs away as Criminal yells in pain. He pulls himself over to the ropes but being there is no submission Theodore isn’t force to break the hold.

Edison: Well even though you can’t win this match by pin fall or submission this is a smart move! Criminal’s number one advantage is his speed!

McNally: Speed doesn’t mean anything if you can’t stand up!

Finally, he lets go of the hold and smiles, so proud of himself. He picks up Criminal by his hair and pushes him into the corner of the ring and delivers several stiff shots the face. He runs to the opposite side of the ring and dashes toward Criminal and when he is close enough he jumps up and splashes down on Criminal. Directly after the impact, Criminal stumbles forward and Theodore quickly grabs him and hits a German Suplex. He gets up and goes to the top turnbuckle and signals the belt around his waist. He dives off going for a flying head butt, but Criminal rolls out of the way and Wellingtons head smashes into the mat.

Edison: Maybe that will finally shut Wellington up!

Both men start moving and they are up at the same time. Theodore walks over and swings at Criminal but he is able to duck under it. He swings again but once again, Criminal ducks under it. Criminal is able to duck one more time before getting some air and drop kicking Wellington in the face. Theodore is up quickly but Criminal kicks him in the stomach and plants him with a face buster as the fans are into this match now. Criminal rests for a minute on the ropes as Theodore gets up but before he can react Criminal hits a spring board cross body.

Edison: The Champ is gaining some ground here in this match!

McNally: It doesn’t mean anything if he can’t capitalize though..Wellington can turn this around in a minute!

Criminal picks up Wellington and throws him into the corner and he quickly follows but as soon as Wellington hits he ducks under Criminals attack and drop kicks his knee. Wellington grabs Criminal in a ddt position and holds there as he catches his breath. Before he can pull off the move though, Criminal hits some punches to the side of Theodore forcing him to let go. Criminal is quick to react and he spring boards off the ropes and drops Wellington with the Heist!

Criminal starts moving towards the side of the cage to climb up but he has trouble getting his footing in place because of the weak legs. He finally gets his footing and starts slowly pulling himself up towards the top of the cage. He gets about half way up by the time Wellington gets to his feet. Wellington is leaning on the ropes catching his breath when he suddenly notices what is going on. Acting completely on instinct he runs up to the cage and starts chasing after Criminal. As Criminal approaches the top, he notices Wellington right under him. He kicks his leg down and hits Wellington a couple times in the head as Theodore tries to swat his feet away. Finally Wellington is able to maneuver to the side of Criminal and climbs right next to him. Before Criminal can do anything he grabs his hair and slams Criminals face against the steel causing Criminal to fly backwards all the way down to the ring!

McNally: OH MY GOD! We could have a new champ! Did you see Criminal’s head bounce off the mat?

Wellington now sits on the top poised for victory before he starts slowly climbing down the site. The fans erupt in cheers but not for Theodore. Theodore doesn’t notice TJ has come from the back and ran down to ringside. As Wellington gets to the bottom of the cage TJ is at ringside and he smashes Theodore’s head into the cage before he grabs him, not allowing his feet to touch the ground. He carries him over to the door and tells the ref to open it and as soon as it the door opens he rolls Wellington back in the ring.

Edison: What is TJ doing?

McNally: He wants Criminal to himself! He isn’t going to allow someone else to defeat Criminal till he does!

TJ walks off to the side of the ring as Wellington slowly gets to his feet. Criminal has started to move so he picks him up in the power bombe position and connects with a sit down power bombe. He tells the ref to open the door and he yells at the officials to keep TJ back. Theodore laughs as they won’t let TJ near the door and he goes to climb through the ropes as the fans begin to cheer again…this time however for Buddy Ghee who has made his way down to the ring! Just as Wellingtons head clears the ropes, Ghee slams the door hard into Theodore’s skull causing him to fall backwards, falling motionless on the mat. TJ and Buddy stare at each other but decide now isn’t the time to fight and Ghee walks the left side of the ring while TJ takes the right.

Edison: Ghee’s motives are clear at least, he wants Wellington in a match and this is his way of pleasing Hawthorne to make that happen!

McNally: Geez, how many more guys are going to get involved in this thing?

Both men are down inside the ring now as Ghee and TJ circle the ring, seemingly in control of who is allowed out of the ring. Criminal starts moving and climbs to his feet, using the ropes to get up. Buddy Ghee and TJ are circling the ring still but with their eyes locked on the ring they don’t see each other as the bump into one another. They both turn quickly and start trashing talking as Criminal makes his way to the door. On the outside of the ring, TJ pushes Ghee and now a brawl begins around the ring. Criminal tell the ref to open the door as he approaches and the fans and Criminal now see that he is going to win this match. However, as he approaches, a big muscular man jumps from the crowd and up on the apron where he delivers a KO right hand to jaw of Criminal.

Edison: Now who is this!?

McNally: I have no idea but he may have just saved the match for Theodore!

Criminal stumbles backwards and Theodore is up now as he runs and hits a huge Money-Shot, nearly breaking Criminal in two! He crawls to the door and under the rope before losing energy. The man who KOed Criminal is still there though and he grabs Theodore’s arms and drags him to the floor!

DING DING DING!

Philip:
Here is the winner …Theodore “Money” Wellington!

Buddy and TJ stop fighting as the fans, Ghee, and TJ are shocked by what just happened. The big man that helped Theodore gets his M.L.A.A award and hands it to Wellington who is up and leaning against the ring now. “My Time” plays on the speakers and smile slips across his face. The big man lets Theodore lean on him as he helps Wellington to the back. He gets to the top of the ramp and they turn around as he holds up the award and 6 fingers…now 6-0 and number 20 at Fallen heroes. The two men disappear behind the curtain as the scene fades.

SPOILER: Click to show

Winner- Theodore Wellington

[Kim Jong CP]

Segment: Last Day of Training, Part 2 (Credit: Freeman)

The segment fades in to show Greg and Trace inside a wrestling ring! There is some sort of Trainer Guy there as well, so this seems to be some sort of wrestling school, and it looks like Trace is about to receive some training which has just begun!

Trainer guy: ALRIGHT NOW DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME A HUNDRED!

Trace: Er…okay…hold on…

Trace goes through his pockets, and pulls out his wallet

Trace: Well…I have six twenties is that okay?

Trainer guy: …

Greg: He means pushups Trace

Trace: 0_0 ONE HUNDRED PUSHUPS? Er…is that even like…possible? I can do two though! Is that okay?

Trainer Guy: NO!

Trace: Er…well…I’m more of a speed kinda lucha libre Japanese type wrestler so I don’t really do that strong stuff!

Greg: I thought you were a “tough guy”

Trace: Well, I am, but like…um…yeah but I have so much muscle and stuff, I can’t even lift myself up off the ground for those pushup things! I’m too heavy cause of all that strength!

Greg: Good one…

Trainer guy is not very impressed.

Trainer Guy: Okay that’s it, let’s try this. You want to win a battle royal? We’re having a battle royal now!

Trainer guy goes and throws Trace right out of the ring!

Trace: HEY!!!!

Trainer Guy: If you want to win a battle royal you better not get eliminated.

Trace: GRRR…ILL GET YOU AND ELIMINATE YOU MR. TRAINER GUY!

Trace runs into the ring and charges at Trainer Guy only to be thrown out the opposite side of the ring. Trace runs back in and is thrown out the opposite side again. This continues quite a few times, as Greg hides his head in shame of Trace’s performance.

Trainer Guy: You’ve now been eliminated ten times.

Trace: Er…BOTH FEET DIDN’T TOUCH THE FLOOR.

Trainer Guy: I beg to differ.

Trace climbs in the ring to attack again but Trainer Guy tells him to stop.

Trainer Guy: Please, don’t embarrass yourself again.

Greg: Or your manager…

Trainer Guy: Let’s try something different. Hit me, let’s see your strength.

Trainer Guy turns around and leaves his back open and Trace runs up and clotheslines him in the back of the neck. Trainer Guy doesn’t move, and Trace grabs his arm in pain.

Trainer Guy:…Come on…aren’t you going to hit me?

Greg: He did…

Trainer Guy: Oh my, this is going to be harder than I thought…

Trace: Hey I’ll have you know IM VERY STRONG, and Im a VERY GOOD WRESTLER, and Im only here cause none of the REAL training worked.

Trainer Guy: So, I'm afraid this is going to cost extra.

Greg: I thought we had settled on a price?

Trainer Guy: Well...I was not fully aware of the...situation.

Greg sighs.

Greg: Well how much extra?

Trainer Guy: Multiply the price by five…

Greg: Ugh…well luckily money isn’t a problem here.

Trace: Greg ,come on, this guy should be paying us cause he’s meeting AND training the GREAT TRACE BIRMINGHAM! Super awesome wrestler! You know how much my autographs go for?

Greg: Please, just shut up Trace. I’m in charge now, okay? Not another word from you. So, do you think you’ll have him a LITTLE bit prepared for the battle royal? At least so he's able to last until the next entrant?

Trainer Guy: Well…the chances are admittedly slim.

Trace: I’m gonna skin the cat Greg, watch!

Trace tries to flip out of the ring so he can hold on to the ropes and flip back in…but he loses his grip and falls out.

Trace: DARN it!

Trainer Guy: …Very slim. But I’ll see what I can do.

Greg: Good luck…

And so Trainer Guy walks back over to Trace, not looking forward to the next week of attempting to train this buffoon before the battle royal this weekend, but he is going to do his best. For the price he’s being paid, he might as well…

Trainer Guy: Let’s see if we can get you at least a little more prepared by this Saturday. For now? Drop down and give me…two…

Trace gets down and does one shaky pushup…

Trace: One…

And he goes down for another, shakes, and then collapses unable to complete the second.

Greg: Oh lord…

Fade.

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Segment: Stop Me If You Can!
Credit: Theodore Wellington

Charlotte is in the back with a mic, seemingly waiting for someone to interview. She only waits a few moments before Theodore Wellington and the man who helped him in the Cage match come walking by, Theodore with a smile on his face. Charlotte tries to say something but they don’t hear her and walk on by. She runs after them down the hall.

Charlotte: Theodore Wellington! Theodore! Can I have a minute!

Theodore stops and turns around. He checks out Charlotte as he grins and turns around. He walks up to her, his associate close behind.

Charlotte: Can I ask you a few questions about tonight?

Theodore Wellington:
Sure, normally I’d charge for an interview but what the hell…I’m in a good mood!

Charlotte: Well for starters, can you tell us who this gentleman that helped you in your match is?

Theodore Wellington:
This man is my new personal body guard, Tyson Washington. I paid top dollar to find the best body guard in the world and he came highly recommended. See between the old timers like Wayde Russeller and Logan Locke challenging me the last couple weeks, and all the “wrestlers” here trying to stop my inevitable rise to the top…I thought it necessary to have someone to deal with my light work.

Charlotte: Well welcome to ACW Tyson, any comments on your role out there tonight.

She holds the mic up to Tyson but he just grunts. Charlotte slowly pulls the mic out of his face.

Theodore Wellington:
He isn’t much of a talker Char..

Charlotte: Oook…moving on…During the match we saw not one but two men try to prevent you from winning. Any comments to TJ and Buddy Ghee?

Theodore Wellington:
You said it yourself; they TRIED to prevent me from winning. TJ is just a bitter man, couldn’t stand that he got his ass kicked by Criminal and I was about to do what he couldn’t….beat him. One day soon, I will get him in the ring and I will rip the soul of Philly right out of him. Actually, I’ll probably let Tyson take care of that, since he is here for my light work. And as for Buddy Ghee..he is even more bitter. He has this delusion that he actually had a chance at the number twenty spot next week. And even if had won? What would he do with it? That “thug life” gangsta couldn’t win the Fallen Heroes let alone actually win the championship. But if he wants to run around trying to impress Hawthorne, let him. If he actually does get a chance to fight me one on one…He will go down like everyone else along my way.

Charlotte: You mentioned Fallen Heroes..with the number 20 spot you are the odds on favorite to win, do you think you can handle the pressure..and if you do win, do you think you can beat whoever is champion come Omega Effect?

Theodore Wellington:
No I do not think I can handle the pressure, nor do I think I can win the ACW Championship. I KNOW I will walk into Fallen Heroes, eliminate whoever is left and then go to Omega Effect to claim MY title. A new age is upon ACW, the Age of Wellington. No one can stop or slow me down now, everything is aligned perfectly. And you know what the best part is? If I somehow get screwed out of winning next week, Hawthorne still owes me a title shot.

Charlotte: You are on a tremendous roll and in great position to acquire the ACW Championship, but what makes you so confident once you have the champ in the ring..you can beat him?

Theodore Wellington:
What makes me so confident? Well I could tell you, or I could show you.

With that Theodore turns a signals for Tyson to follow him as he walks off down the corridor, leaving Charlotte, and the ACW fans wondering how he is going to show us.

[Kim Jong CP]

Everything was coming together.

Jason Freeman makes his way down the ACW hallways just moments after his meeting with Samuel Hawthorne, feeling quite optimistic. Hawthorne had reacted just as he had expected. Sure, he hadn’t said much, but he had known exactly how Hawthorne would react, and he had done just that. He was an open book, despite how much he seemingly tried not to be. Hawthorne surely thought he had the advantage just because he was the chairman but for two months Hawthorne had not deviated once from what Freeman had planned. If anything, Freeman had found this easier than he had even hoped. He had thought he would have to do some adapting but perhaps he had overestimated the new chairman. He considered for a second that this was in fact an underestimation, but would not allow the thought.

He had two plans in place, and he would decide which one to use. He would have to think about it, but both options were equally strong. There simply was just no way to go wrong. He mumbles to himself as he walks…

Freeman: This time…I will be successful.

This would be Jason Freeman’s fourth entry into the Fallen Heroes battle royal match, and while he had come close before, he had never yet gone all the way through. He knew the feel of failure, and it was the feeling of two feet hitting the floor. He had three times experienced that view of the ring from the outside, and that sense of utter and complete failure. It was a bitter taste, and he would not allow himself to taste it once more. This was going to be the time, and he was not going to enter this match without knowing exactly how he was going to win it. He could not take chances.

The fact was, Freeman was not coming back to fail. He was not coming back to this ring to be the same man he was before he left. He had been brutal before, and cunning before, but he knew he had taken it to a new level, and he could tell by the way people reacted to him. Was something different in his mindset? Perhaps. Some had referred to him since his return as seeming deranged and dangerous, and perhaps that was true. Freeman was still hiding much under the surface, and many layers of this new Freeman had not been seen at all.

Freeman however, is no longer reflecting on his personality, but merely on his plans. His plans that were coming together so perfectly. And this was just the beginning, because Freeman could not do it alone.

He wouldn’t be alone for long.

Freeman: It’s finally come. My time is here.

It was all coming together and over the next two months…it would happen. Everything.

The time of Jason Freeman.

Freeman pulls out his phone and dials a number.

Freeman: Hello.

A pause.

Freeman: Once more, he acts as expected. There is work to do still. At Fallen Heroes, I shall be taking care of some other business, and I believe that before long it will be time for you and I to make our move. I will let you know when.

And then Freeman hangs up.

To everyone who ever doubted him…they would see. They would all see. Jason Freeman was going to be the face of the company. And anybody who stood in his way…would be obliterated. Starting this weekend at Fallen Heroes.

[Kim Jong CP]

Are you…Jazzercising?[/i][/u]
-TJ and Theodore Wellington

*We open the scene backstage as we see Theodore Wellington warming up backstage. He is in his ring gear, getting ready for his Entertainment Championship match against Criminal in a Cage Match. The door to his locker room is wide open.*

Fast.Eddie.Edison There he is Max, the next Entertainment Champion.

Max.McNally Can you imagine if this man, a man who bought off the ref to win #20 in the Fallen Heroes match, was able to capture the Entertainment Championship?

Fast.Eddie.Edison Well you know he can't steal it from a guy who is known as Criminal? That would just be weird!

*As the two continue to to talk about the Entertainment Championship and who they rather hold it, we see a man walk right by Wellington’s locker room. A moment later, the same man walks back, but this time he is walking backwards and leaning back, trying to see Wellington warming up. The man is former Entertainment Champion, “The Soul of Philly” TJ. He stops and turns to look into Wellington’s locker room.*

The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ What the hell are you doing?

Theodore Wellington:
Excuse me? What makes makes you think you are anywhere near good enough to come in my locker room? This is your ONLY warning…now move along, I'm warming up to get the Title you couldn't hold onto.

The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ No, I know you’re warming up, but what kind of warm up is that? ARE YOU JAZZERCISING?!?!

Theodore Wellington:
Jazzer what?? What is that? You know what? I don't even want to know what you’re talking about...

The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ YOU ARE! WHAT A WIMP!

*TJ walks into the locker room and right up to Theodore.*

Theodore Wellington:
I already gave you a warning, I won't be so nice twice. Wouldn’t want Tyson here to cause you to have some more concussion like symptoms.

The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Whoa, tough guy. Relax, just hazing you a bit. Just wanted to come in here and wish you good luck.

Theodore Wellington:
Good luck? You thought I would want luck from you? I don't want anything from you.

The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Oh really?

Theodore Wellington:
Yea, you lost the Entertainment Championship and found yourself in the hospital.

The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Oh, well, if that’s the case, I wouldn’t want your mouth. Because your mouth is about 10 seconds away from landing your ass through that wall.

Theodore Wellington:
You have one more wise crack TJ and I will personally make sure you are unemployed, homeless, and you before you can come to terms with all that, I will leave you bleeding on the floor.

The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Haha, is that how you say I’ll regret it? Wow, you’re pathetic. I’m out.

Theodore Wellington:
Oh, TJ, not if, but when I win tonight, I am going to enjoy beating some respect into you. I'm not going to let some lowlife steal it from me like you did.

The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Hahaha, I’d love to see you try.

*TJ walks out of the room, leaving Tyson and Theodore Wellington in there by themselves to finish getting ready.*

[Kim Jong CP]

MAIN EVENT MATCH
Credit: Danny Mainer

CHRIS PHENOMENAL & DANNY MAINER

-VS-

Adrian Baird, Claude LeBatard, The Red Panther, Ross Lambert & Spike Lambert

When we come back from Commercial Break, all 7 men are in the ring in this 5-v-2 handicap. Or should that be 5-1 handicap? No sooner has Chris Phenomenal stepped into the ring, the bell having rung he was quickly making an escape as an oblivious Danny Mainer stared down his numerous opponents. He knew the odds were stacked against him but he hadn’t realized to what extent.

Edison: “Where in the Hell is Chris going?”

McNally: “Not to get help it seems. I think he’s making his way out of here. This just isn’t right.”

Edison: “So what if it’s not right? Chris doesn’t care. Sure Chris may lose his Fallen Heroes titleshot but that man has got good money coming in and will probably have nothing

Danny Mainer: ”Fuck are you all staring at?”

Adrian Baird: “Where’z yer fuckin’ borfrend gooern?”

Danny Mainer: ”Who?”

Mainer turned to see that Chris was already halfway up the entrance ramp with a big smirk on his face. Mainer isn’t happy. Clenching fiercely onto the top rope he hurls obscenities as his Fallen Heroes opponent only to be complete ignored.

Danny Mainer: ”WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING?! HUH?! Fuckin’ chicken shit! Next time I go to the mall I’ll bring ya’ back a spine, asshole!”

Mainer turned now, only to see the challenge that now awaited him. Five men, all out for blood and to pin a top dog with absolutely no rules whatsoever. Adrian Baird already has brass knuckles on and behind him The Red Panther, Claude LeBatard, Ross & Spike Lambert who were all keen to pound his pretty-boy face in. Mainer stroked his beard thoughtfully before leaping into the thick of it. A riot consumed the ring, a sheer mosh-pit of guts and glory as the group rocked inside the ring back and forward surrounding Mainer. Soon the collective trampling of five men was too much for Mainer who was quickly subdued by the offence against him. The crowd booed loudly as his fighting resilience was slain by these five hungry, angry lions who all wanted their opportunity.

Edison: “This is a mugging, a straight up street mugging!”

McNally: “Hawthorne wanted to punish Mainer and Phenomenal and to his pleasure it’s certainly worked out badly, at least for one of ‘em.

Mainer was soon left a dopey dribbling mess as the repeated stamps left his face glued to the floor with his own saliva. Ross, the old Paragon of Chaos stablemate of Mainer was first to act and hauled Mainer off his ass into a Full Nelson wrenching his arms violently attempting to get the Submission victory, an act which the referee and Ross’s team mates watched very carefully but when it seemed like Mainer was fading away it was Baird who took the initiative by delivering a face-rocking brass knuckle shot straight between the eyes. Baird appeared to be the operative and significant, the leader behind this plot and rightfully so instructed Panther and Claude to hold Mainer in the corner as Baird went ballistic and started punching him rapidly in the ribs with his knuckled up hands. The Super Lambertio brothers fled the ring and quickly got a table from outside and soon the death row for Danny Mainer’s Fallen Hero back-up plan hopes was paved.

Edison: “Oh no... this is gonna’ end and FAST. Mainer needs to get out of there. This is just straight up unfair.”

McNally: “Unfortunately, there’s very little he can do at this period in time... I just hope this is over with soon.”

Adrian Baird: “WHERE’S YERR GAWD NOO ASSHOLE?”

Adrian stood to the side away from the table which The Lambert Brothers set-up adjacent to the turnbuckle. Claude & Panther flung Mainer onto the table leaving him defenceless and battered as they decided amongst themselves who would do the dive. Baird conducting traffic signalled for Spike, the most athletic of the bunch to scramble up the turnbuckle. Spike took a quick moment to pose for the fans, rolling up one sleeve and making a needle injection gesture to an audience who booed him loudly as a result. Spike then took two bounces on the top turnbuckle as Ross swooped into position and aided Spike’s dive launching him Military Press style off the top rope and into a forward dive senton. Spike soared through the air hoping to crash-land right through Mainer but the veteran ACW wrestler quickly rolled out of the way as Spike crashed through the table. Spike scrambled up to his feet and wobbled forward before landing on the turnbuckle face first with a thud.

Edison: “Oh wow! What a fantastic dodge by The King of Vegas! Mainer has some fight left in him and Spike may be out for now but he still has four other men to compete with!”

McNally: “Mainer has shown time and time again that even when the odds are horrifically stacked against him he can overcome them with great success. Though I doubt his chances here, he’ll give the five of them a run for their money.”

Rightfully so Mainer was fuelled purely by adrenaline but this wasn’t much as Adrian conducting traffic signalled and both Ross, Claude and The Panther swooped in on Mainer and with Baird joining in the punching and kicking and eventual trampling of Danny Mainer came into play once again as they repeatedly stamped on him. They kicked him in the head, back and legs violently as Mainer tried his best under the circumstances to cover up but this did little. Mainer’s blood was boiling as the four men wailed on him and to the surprise of his assailants he started to rock back and forth and quickly began to quake and shiver. The four battering men stood back, shocked by what they were seeing as Mainer’s eyes snapped open and you could see nothing but blood-shot fury. Mainer had finally lost his cool as he shook violently making his way to his feet. Someone was about to get fucked up.

McNally: “What the Hell is this?! This is about to get nasty... I can feel it.”

Edison: “Mainer has had enough!”

Without hesitation, Mainer charged for Ross who sprinted right back at him only to get nailed in the jaw with a superkick from Mainer. Ross collapsed in a heap while Claude, Panther and Baird quickly surrounded him. Mainer did an evasive roll out of the circle behind Panther and laid his ass out with the Flatliner knee square on the bridge of the nose causing blood to splatter onto his mask. Mainer smirked deviously as he looked at the spatter of blood on his knee. Claude quickly charged Mainer and tackled him taking him straight into the turnbuckle. Prepping him up, Claude prepared to unleash a wicked knife-edge chop against the American but Mainer dodged and seemingly from nowhere a taser in Mainer’s hand latched onto Claude’s neck. An audible zap could be heard as Claude collapsed into a dribbling heap in the corner.

Edison: “YEESH! In one fell swoop the score is now dramatically evened as Mainer has just dismantled four men and has a taser against Baird now.”

Danny Mainer: ”Any last words, asshole?!”

Adrian Baird: “Aye! I dee achelleh, yerrafuckin’ POOSEH! Get da’ fookin’ taser oota’ ‘ere!”

Danny Mainer: ”Sure.”

Mainer threw the tasing device out into the audience, a rather dangerous move as it parted the sea of fans rapidly to avoid the shocker. In the distraction as Baird followed the taser with his eyes, Mainer quickly ran up and finished off the job with The Straight Flush leaving Baird flat-out on the mat. Mainer grabbed Claude who was still in his vegetable like state and planted his body on top of Baird’s. Then he proceeded to slump Spike over Claude and then The Red Panther over Spike with Ross being the icing on the cake. Mainer sat on top of Ross, which held them all down and raised the devil horns.

One.

Two.

Three.

Jones: “Adrian Baird, Claude LeBatard, The Red Panther, Ross & Spike Lambert have all been eliminated! Here are your winners and STILL going to Fallen Heroes, the team of Chris Phenomenal and DANNY... MAINEEEEEER!”

Edison: “Somewhat of a slap to the face there to Mainer as he did this single-handedly, hardly a team effort but nevertheless Danny has kept both himself and Phenomenal in the Fallen Heroes battle royal and with that ladies and gentlemen we’re going to have to call it a night here in ACW.

Move Any Mountain hit as an exhausted Danny Mainer quickly scrambled from the ring before the angry opponents gave pursuit again.

[Kim Jong CP]

POST-MATCH
Chris Phenomenal/Danny Mainer

As Danny Mainer celebrated his immense victory over five superstars he walked up the entrance ramp with his fist held high as “Move Any Mountain” thundered through the speakers. As Mainer marched towards the stage his music was cut and suddenly, Chris Phenomenal who had previously abandoned Mainer was launched out of the curtain and onto the stage by none other than Theodore Wellington who proudly dusted his hands off before heading back behind the curtain satisfied with his handiwork.

Edison: “OH SNAP! Phenomenal isn’t getting away from this it seems! He may not have helped with the match but he’s sure as Hell in Mainer’s line of fire now!”

McNally: “And BOY does Mainer look happy about it!”

Mainer smirked a devilish smirk and quickly ran over to Chris Phenomenal laying in right hands to his head taking advantage of his disorientated state. Pushing Phenomenal back to the edge of the stage with his repeated jabs he went for another only to get DROPPED by a huge High-Angle Sideslam by The Phenomenal One. Mainer was slammed to the steel stage hard and then kicked in the back fiercely by the big man. Mainer yelled out in pain as Phenomenal laid in the big stiff kick.

Chris Phenomenal: “EAT SHIT!”

Danny Mainer: ”AHHH!”

Edison: “Chris’s right back from the grave with that side slam, he’s got Mainer down and now he’s kicking his ass!”

McNally: “This night is just going from bad to worse for Mainer!”

Seeing now that they were at the edge of the stage, Chris figured this would be the perfect opportunity to cripple Mainer and put him out of action for Fallen Heroes and maybe even for good. Standing him up with his back to the dangerous edge of the stage, Mainer staggered. He wobbled backwards towards the edge, delirious, almost falling off on his own accord nevermind whatever Phenomenal had in mind for him. Phenomenal took this opportunity to throw some salt on the wounds of Mainer.

McNally: “Oh no! Mainer, DON’T. LOOK. DOWN.”

Edison: “LOOK OUT!”

Chris Phenomenal: “Go to Hell, MAINER!”

Chris Phenomenal drew back and lunged forward for The Superman Punch when suddenly...

Danny Mainer: ”You first...”

Mainer weaved out behind Phenomenal dodging his punch. Phenomenal quickly turned and fired another big punch straight for Mainer’s head but Mainer this time ducked and with an incredible display of strength hauled the gigantic Phenomenal up onto his shoulders as the ACW audience went wild. Mainer threw Chris up with every ounce of strength he had and hit the Royal Flush (GTS) sending Phenomenal teetering over the stage and crashing into electronics and pyrotechnics. A huge explosion ensued as Mainer collapsed onto the steel stage, one arm raised triumphantly.

McNally: “William Wallace! That was incredible! Mainer just hit the Royal Flush and sent the world champion off the stage! This will DRAMATICALLY change the landscape of Fallen Heroes!”

Edison: “Hell Yeah! That was AWESOME! It’s now an upward hill battle for Chris, if he even makes it to the arena!”

McNally: “Ladies and gentlemen I believe that’s all we have time for but as we close on another edition of Warfare it appears that Danny Mainer is going to close the chapter on The Age of Phenomenal FOREVER. Good night!”

[TJ]

No one likes things that are late like, periods, your significant other, Freeman's Feedback. That's why I bring you:

TJ's Feedback

Tonight’s Main Event (CP and Mainer): I liked this. CP with his normal wise ass comment and Mainer with the trump card: "I have beaten you, you've never beaten me." I like the second main event and I wonder who teh 5 men will be.

Ryan's Unnamed Segments of Death!!! (Ryan Cole): I like the gimmick of, "I'll make you remember me by almost killing people". I tried this once, didn't work because the people who wrote the matches never felt the need to help me with that gimmick and it got old writing those types of promos. but I like Ryan's promo this week and look forward to his next.

Further Negotiations (Freeman): Funny how it seems that me, Theodore and Freeman seem to be the biggest pains to Hawthorne. But each one is different, I just annoy him, Theo insults him and threatens the sponsers, and Freeman seems to try to outsmart him and half of the time does. I liked this, although, I'll admit, I didn't read past rps, but what I got from this was that Freeman had a clause in his contract and sammie could do nothing about it, so with them agreeing to it never being there, seems like both gets what they want. Solid promo

ACW Screw Job (Buddy and Wellington): ONE BAD MUTHA....SHUT YO MOUTH and Theo in one segment! It's almost as good as me and CP in a segment >_>. Anyways, I like Buddy in the beginning, except for the part where he said last night, when it was last week. Little details that I noticed. like the back and forth between these two. I'm seeing a feud between these two after this and the cage match.

Last day of Training, Part 1 (Freeman): Pure, southern stupidity at its best here. I think at least. Any ways, I liked the drum roll , no, ...... part. I actually laughed during this. Because I saw this going on. Solid promo to set up the second part.

A Common Goal (Buddy): Solid RP, is different from everyone else's interaction with Sammie. He is actually there to help Sammie with a common interest. Nice promo with decent length. What Freeman said was true, the longer buddy's promos are, the better Buddy is.

As The Scorpion Lurks (Mainer, CP Scorp): Good promo, it was interesting. I liked the whole Gun vs knife thing. I feel like if I feud with Chris, at one point there's going to be gun shots. Philly vs NY. Anyways, I like how they wrote that scorpion was there at the end. And it was a nice build up for the match they have later in the night.

I make the Rules (Wellington): Great segment. Loved how Teddy was, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" then Sammie was like yes I can, but you can keep that #20 spot that you bought and if you win you get a shot at the ET. Also liked how he used Sammie's hate of me in there too. Although I don't think Sammie wants me to retire.

Last Day of Training, Part 2 (Freeman): I liked how the trainer was called "Trainer Guy", liked the part with the push up, not the pulling out 120 dollars, but the two push ups and the explanation. Solid RP overall.

Stop Me If You Can! (Wellington): Good RP to follow the events. I like these kind of RPs that are almost immediately after the match. I'm not gonna say this is a bad thing right away, but the whole, "I got a guy to watch my back, but he never talks" body guard gimmick, I've never liked it myself. Anyways, the end of it was where the meat was, the hype for Fallen Heroes, Teddy is #20 and is going to come in and beat everyone. The Age of Wellington is going to fight the Age of Phenomenal! TOO MANY AGES! Although in my FH segment, I will address this.

FREEMAN IN A UNTITLED SEGMENT! (Freeman): Alright segment. Not my favorite of the night but it was good. Like how it hyped up someone coming to have Freeman's back. Again not knowin what the thing with the contract fucks up fully understanding the segment. Oh and how can we have the Age of Wellington, the Age of Phenomenal, and The Age of Freeman? What the hell is this? Ages of our Lives?

And that's it for this week kiddies! Be sure to check in sometime next week for TJ's Feedback on FH

[Jason Freeman]

My Age is the real one. CP and Wellington are FRAUDS!

Nice feedback though TJ

[TWMoney]

Well I guess it would go by who is on top. CP being the champ makes it the age of phenomenal right now, it Will be the age of Wellington and it prob will never be the age of Freeman :-). The age of Tj isn't talked about because like everything else from Philly he will get damn close to winning it all before choking <_< lol

[TJ]

Who needs an age? Ages end, what TJ has, never does

[Cervantes De Leon]

"YARRRGH. It be me who coined th' term, "Age er' Phenomenal...", I advise ye' all shut yer traps lest I skewer ye all with my blades! HAHAHAHA!"

[Jason Freeman]

The only REAL feedback around…

Freeman Feedback

Yeah, don’t believe that imposter TJ. This is the real feedback! Anyways, it’s our go-home show, with Fallen Heroes on the horizon. So now it’s time for everybody to take their last shots at getting ready for the big battle royal. You know, the one I’M gonna win! Yeah, you heard me!


Tonight’s Main Event (CP/Danny Mainer) – I bet CP wrote the first sentence because it says “Because of your continued to support”, and it also uses the wrong to and its. Cmon CP, proofread! (And from there, many more similar errors appear in this segment, more than usual, so that is my main complaint with this one.) Anyways though, while CP is a liar (That google thing is a LIE! I CHECKED!) I did like this segment. I thought the dialogue was interesting and the idea for the handicapped match is a very good one that I could see happening in wrestling. I definitely want to see what’s going to happen there. But I don’t like how quickly CP vs Mainer seemed to turn into just every other feud. At first it had a lot of heat, but as I commented last week it seems to have lost a lot of what it had. I don’t remember exactly but two weeks ago or so these guys had some crazy brawl but now all of a sudden they are just talking to each other. I feel the lack of Mainer has hurt this a lot since as the challenger he is obviously very important, and he hasn’t had many segments lately to flesh out his side of everything. So my criticisms are mostly on the feud itself and how its come along, but such things happen. Despite the typos this was a good segment to open with, setting up an interesting concept for later on.


Its funny how we keep running into each other…NOT (TJ/CP) – I liked this, though I can’t put my finger on why. I liked TJ’s ending lines maybe. The part about showing him how a wrestler acts. I dunno. Overall, just a strong segment with some good dialogue, and it’ll be interesting to see if in the future these two interact some more. I don’t know anything about their past in other feds, but all the same this was enjoyable. I also liked CP turning around and not leaving after this conversation. Though how could CP leave in the first place if he had a match? I guess he was just trying to ditch the match in general which makes sense I guess. But now it’s interesting to see what CP is going to do now that he’s not leaving, and seems to have some purpose. So far the show’s flowing rather well, though of course it’s only been two segments <_<


Ryan’s Unnamed Segments of Death!! (Ryan Cole) – Cole seems to be a good writer, but just as importantly I really like Cole’s character. Serious and determined to make an impact by destroying as many people as possible. I am intrigued to see what he could do in the future. Looking forward to seeing more of him.


Or Don’t, That’s Cool Too (TJ) – The promo was pretty good in general, but I don’t know if he can just say he’s facing for the ET title and that’s the end of it. I think he’d have to get a title shot in some way, unless it was just he was given one by Hawthorne backstage or something and just came out to announce it. Either way, I don’t know if we will be getting more later from TJ or not, but I wish more could have been done with the Criminal and TJ thing, as because Criminal could not really write, you had a good beginning with the title steal, but nowhere to go from there as after that nothing really happens besides TJ talking. I kind of wish Wellington had won the match tonight, (I know TJ faces Criminal at the PPV from the predictions topic and that something happens later to reverse the Wellington win or something? I dunno but I suppose Ill find out when Im up to it) because if Wellington had won then we’d have a more competitive match at Fallen Heroes. As Criminal is nowhere to be found it seems pretty obvious TJ will win, but that’s alright. TJ really shouldn’t have lost the title in the first place. Well I guess when he was inactive he should have but there wasn’t much point in losing it once he was already back. Anyways, either Wellington or TJ would make a good ET champ right now so I hope they feud soon.


ACW Screw Job (Buddy Ghee/Wellington) – Wellington sure is raking in the heel heat as of late. Buddy Ghee gets to interact with somebody else, and I cant remember if he’s had a segment with somebody else before, but it definitely was good for him to do so. This was a pretty enjoyable segment. If its going somewhere for later on then Ill like it even better, and if it’s just leaving it at that then it’s still alright since it gives some more interest to the Fallen Heroes battle royal match. But in any case these two going at it could be pretty interesting.


The Proposal (Danny Mainer) – Can’t pretend it’s not an interesting storyline. I have said many times that I have trouble getting Danny Mainer’s character now and that still stands a bit, but in any case I did think that this was pretty interesting. I cant even imagine where this is going. If Danny Mainer was to win one of these matches then Im sure he’d have something planned for whatever that wedding scene would be and Im sure it’d be interesting. I really can’t see Mainer going through with it. I guess he’s face right now, but I could see him going heel again as I don’t really buy him as a face. Anyways, pretty good segment.


A Common Goal (Buddy Ghee) – Oh, so they are continuing. Nice. Good segment from Buddy, I’m definitely liking him this show better in the past, because as Ive said before his segments were sort of short and generic before, and now they are more interesting. Probably that’s because he’s in some angles now. I like this one, but it seems between me and Ghee Hawthorne is sure making a lot of shady deals. Adds a dimension to his character that probably was not supposed to be there but oh well, I guess it is now between everybody including me using it. But anyways, I now look forward to seeing what Ghee is going to do. I thought Ghee was heel before (could be wrong) but Im guessing he’ll lead towards tweener now because Wellington is pretty hardcore heel. Can’t wait to see what he will try to do to Wellington.


Friggin’ Legalities (TJ) – Liked this one a lot. I liked the part about him saying “You’re allowed.” And then asking him if he was going to ask him or not? That part was funny, as was the part where he pretended to be suing him, that was good as well. As TJ said in the predictions topic (or some other topic) it’s interesting to see all the different people that get under Hawthorne’s skin in different ways, and TJ’s way is extremely entertaining to read. Yeah, this was a pretty good one, I liked it a lot.


As the Scorpion Lurks (CP, Mainer, Scorpion) – Don’t get why Scorpion is here credited, this reminds me of the same segment CP did once in which TK got credited for almost the exact same thing…watching at the end. It doesn’t seem fair to credit them for that, as really they have nothing to do with the segment and then get equal credit. In this case Scorpion is being credited for what is basically a Mainer/CP segment, and the end was random enough as it is. I dunno just a bit of a pet peeve. I feel if there’s no lines they shouldn’t really have credit, but whatever. I liked the segment, in that it made the feud heated up again, and I can’t complain about that. Im kinda sound hypocritical though when I say the fact that CP pulled a gun on him was too over-the-top and goofy. So yes, before I said it’s not heated up enough, now Im saying too much, but whatever. I never like guns mixed with wrestling, that’s pretty stupid IMO. I know Mainer had a cleaver but still, the gun is worse. But anyways there are positives because I said the feud didn’t feel unique, and both Mainer and CP have unique characters, and now it definitely feels like a Mainer/CP feud. So while there are positives and negatives, I suppose overall it’s mostly a positive segment.


I Make the Rules (Wellington) – Nice. Some revenge for Hawthorne. So that’s what TJ was talking about and why the title wasn’t on the line. Okay. Well, that made sense, and was done well. Hawthorne is really really having a hard time as of late, having to deal with a bunch of people. Not too much else to say about this, besides that I liked it.


Stop Me if you Can (Wellington) – Theodore Wellington and Tyson Washington? What’s with you and TW? Anyways this segment was good, but I don’t know what else to say about Wellington today. It was a good segment, a nice one to have leading into Fallen Heroes and Ive been pretty impressed with Wellington as of late, as he seems to have made some improvements from when he was Wayde. Pretty significant improvements actually, and I am interested to go to see what Wellington is about to do to “show” us. I hope we find out tonight and he’s not just talking about winning FH or something


Are you…Jazzercizing? (TJ/Wellington) – Clearly this is in the wrong part of the show <_<. You know, since Wellington is warming up for his match. I’d like to see these two feud for the ET title as I said before, though IMO this segment wasn’t one of my favorites and I don’t really know why besides the fact that Im tired maybe and getting worn out. That could be it. But for some reason it didn’t click for me that well? I dunno. There’s a heck of a lot of Wellington and TJ this show though, which isn’t a bad thing.


Post-Match (Mainer/CP) – Very very nice ending. I love people going off the stage, and the ending was nice and dramatic, with Mainer’s comeback being triumphant, and you really feel like CP got what was coming to him. Liked it a lot, and made me interested in seeing Fallen Heroes, as obviously CP has his work cut out for him. He has to try to defend his title, and win Fallen Heroes from number one…after being thrown off the stage.



Anyways as we go into Fallen Heroes, I must say this was a pretty good show because everybody was really in top form. Tons of Wellington and TJ and both are really doing a great job lately, and when the Entertainment Title goes to TJ I could definitely see these guys working together. Dissapointed in no real Scorpion segment this show though! Buddy Ghee is coming along, Ryan Cole is showing promise. CP is still doing a good job. I can’t wait until XS3 is able to write again, and guys like VorteX start coming back. Sure, this month has been tough on a lot of people but hopefully as Omega Effect draws closer, some of those who were busy will have more time. Looking forward to Fallen Heroes, as I feel the match is really hard to predict.

[The Scorpion]

Good stuff as always this week guys.

On a side note Jason, I'm disappointed myself that there wasn't a segment. However one of my final papers was due this past week and I just couldn't find the free time to provide a proper segment. If I can't produce something I find to be of reasonable quality, I won't send it. I just didn't get that feeling when constrained by that damn research paper (9,305 words, 33 pages = absolutely ridiculous). Don't worry though, that was a one week only break.