Monday Night Warfare, March 22nd

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Segment: Limo Ride
Credit: Theodore Wellington and Criminal

We go to the back where Theodore Wellington is seen walking towards the parking lot. He reaches to find his car is not there yet. He waits very impatiently tapping his foot and constantly checking his watch. Finally a big stretch Hummer comes pulling up and he walks towards it and opens the back door. He goes to get in when all of a sudden his face turns to shock and then back to anger as he slowly backs away, glaring at the door. The crowds explodes pretty heavy with cheers as none other than Criminal jumps out of the limo with a big grin on his face. Theodore takes off his glasses and steps right into his face.

Theodore Wellington:
So the name Criminal is just generally a life style now? Taking limo’s that don’t belong to you? You mind telling me what the hell your doing?

Criminal:
Well, I was sure that you wouldn't mind the former ACW Entertainment Champion taking a little ride, on your expense of course. However, maybe you should learn a little bit about a man before you decide to state that he is not worth mentioning.

Theodore Wellington:
Former Entertainment Champ huh? In this place, that’s not much to brag about…who did you win the title from..Ronald McDonald? And what made you think that stealing a ride in my limo and confronting me would make me respect you enough to care?

Criminal:
Well, teddy, you don't mind if I call you teddy right? I didn't think so, but I don't really care about the fans. However, the disrespect you have partaken towards me is not something that someone of my experience and power in the ACW will ever take lightly.

Theodore Wellington:
So this is what it’s all about? You’re here to “beat” some respect into me? I have news for you pal…I don’t waste my time in parking lot brawls with delinquents like you. I’m a big money wrestler…you want me in the ring…there better be a pay day worth it.

Criminal:
Well, I'm not here to beat you in the parking lot. Hell I had a wonderful time in your limo, running up your tab. Oh, by the way you might owe a bit of money to replenish the liquor I have drank. It's all good though because you are now employed here by ACW. I for one might not understand what they see in you, but maybe I would like to see what you have next week on Warfare.

Theodore Wellington:
YOU DID WHAT?? You think you can just drive around spending MY money!! AND on top of that you think you can beat me? Really? I’ll tell you what….seeing as you are obviously desperate for cash….if you can beat me…I’ll put ten thousand dollars in your hand. No questions asked. Now if you don’t mind I’d like to get into MY vehicle.

Criminal:
Ten thousand dollars? This is going to be the easiest Ten grand I will have ever stumbled across. You haven't even ever had a match here in the ACW and you already have a cocky mouth. Next week Teddy, will be a night you will never forget.

The two stare each other down for a minute with nobody moving…like two statues glaring into each others eyes. Finally Criminal smiles and reaches into the back seat to grab a bottle of liquor belonging to Theodore and with that Criminal walks off leaving Theodore looking frustrated. He jumps in the car and yells for the driver to drive him home as the screen fades.

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Phillip: This contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit.

"Live to win" by Paul Stanley starts playing. White and blue lights start flashing in the arena as Michael Smart comes out, wearing a white vest. Close behind him is Daniel Smart. The two make their way to the ring, Michael looking around the crowd at the fans. Daniel stays at ringside as Michael climbs the stairs and steps inside the ring, climbing a turnbuckle and raising his arms up in the air triumphantly. The lights stop flashing as Michael jumps down and starts pacing around the ring.

Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire fills the arena, met with a smattering of boos. At the horn sting, Buddy bursts out from behind the ring. He rolls his arms and throws his fist into the air. As the first verse begins, he sprints down the isle, and slides under the bottom rope. He climbs the turnbuckle and does his fist roll and raise again before jumping down to prepare for the match.

The bell sounds and the two begin to circle each other. They both make moves to lock up, but neither one really receives it. Finally, they stop and look at each other. Michael gets into a lock up position, as Buddy looks to the crowd as if he's asking if he should do it. He eventually moves to it, but Michael puts his hands down and says something. He shakes his head, and Buddy nods in agreement, possibly agreeing not to play any tricks. They both move to lock up. Michael gets Buddy into a side headlock and initiates a takedown. He lifts his back up to apply more pressure to the move as Buddy lays helpless.

They continue this for a good three minutes, Michael occasionally throwing punches here and there. Buddy eventually gets to his knees and stands. He throws an elbow, staggering Smart. And another. He then throws one more for good measure and Irish Whips him to the ropes, about to go for a backdrop, but Michael stops and delivers a kick ot the face. He then goes for the pin.

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Kickout. Buddy kicks out at the last second. Michael picks Buddy up and gets him into the Fisherman's position, looking to end this one quickly. Buddy throws a hammerfist into Michael's groin, knocking the wind out of him, turns him around and executes a textbook German Suplex pin.

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Kickout. Buddy quickly moves to the legs, doing an Argentine Leg Breaker. He holds this move for a very long time, using it to wear his opponent down rather than make him submit. He soon stops, and begins stomping a mudhole into Michael's face, until the referee breaks them apart. He and the ref get into an argument, leaving Buddy open to Michael's school boy.

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Kickout. Buddy jumps to his feet before dropping the leg on Michael's face. He ascends the turnbuckle, balances him self, does his signature arm-roll and raise, and executes a moonsault-pin.

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Kickout. Buddy goes back to the legs. He shapes his opponent's legs into a figure-four position, and turns him over in a cloverleaf. He holds his one as long as he can, but Michael grabs Buddy's heel and pulls it back, grabbing it with both hands, and starting a single leg crab.

Buddy screams in pain, fighting the urge to tap. He pushes himself up and thrusts his foot out, catching Michael in the back of the head, forcing him to break the hold. Buddy struggles to his feet and limps to the turnbuckle, climbing it and waiting for his opponent to stand up. He bounds off the turn buckle and attempts to wrap his legs around Michael's head for a hurricanrana, but Michael steps back, grabs his legs, grapevines through them, twists them, and turns him over. He locks in the Smartshooter!

Buddy is screaming in agony as Michael leans back, applying more pressure. Buddy holds out... Holds out... The bell rings just before Buddy slams his hand into the mat. What happened?

The timekeeper announces:

Timekeeper: Ladies and gentlemen, this fight has reached its ten minute time limit. As such, we are forced to disregard the submission that was just made, as it was made after the bell sounded. Thus, this bout ends in a draw.

Boos fill the arena. Buddy tapped like a little girl, the timekeeper acknowledges this, so Michael should obviously be declared the victor. Michael jumps to his feet, raging over this declaration. But as soon as he turns back to Buddy, he's already making his way back to the dressing room. Michael grabs a microphone being handed to him from Daniel.

Michael Smart: Please, I just want one more minute. I made him tap just now, I can do it again.

Buddy returns to ringside, and gestures for Michael to toss him the microphone.

Buddy Ghee: Brother, let me explain something. You couldn't reach the ten minute mark. You couldn't beat me within the time limit. I'm not about to risk my ass 'cause some jive turkey ain't got enough skill to beat me in ten minutes. Face it: You didn't win. Quit being a bitch about it.

Buddy drops the microphone and heads back to the dressing room.

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At a construction site in Las Vegas Danny Mainer was shown in a corner of a floor which simply had a solid concrete floor and panel-boards. Curled up in the corner in an empty concrete bag, he had it tied tight around his body as the night sky settled over Sin City. High up with no chance of being found, the construction crew slept while Mainer tried to get used to the cold of the Nevada Desert nights. With a travelling bag to one side, Mainer was clearly homeless as was evident by the big-ass beard he was sporting and the fact he was in a construction site when clearly he should’ve been in his luxury condo. As Mainer tried to find the comfortable spot on a lump of concrete, Mainer gave up and realized that he couldn’t live like this.

Mainer knew that he needed help and so he decided that he would call Dimitri Rubrev. The man who promised him business enterprise and opportunities. Dimitri Rubrev would save him, right? Dialling the number he pressed his RAZR to his ear and hoped to God that he’d be awake. As if by some fluke of luck, Dimitri picked up the phone.

Dimitri Rubrev: ”Who the fuck is this? Why are you calling? Do you have ANY idea what time it is?!”

Danny Mainer: ”Listen, Dimitri. It’s me, Mainer. I’ve got some shitty news, I got kicked out of my place in Vegas and now I’m living on the streets. I’ve got NOTHING right now, nothing except my low wage packet. I can’t sell any of my assets on because I can’t get to the paperwork. I can’t get a lawyer to represent me, all I have right now is about $500 in cash and some lightweight camping equipment with a change of clothes for when I’m getting mine laundered.”

Dimitri Rubrev: ”Caitlynn caught you cheating on her?”

Danny Mainer: ”Nope, I told her. I told her everything that I’ve done and she hates me for it. I’ve made some horrible fucking mistakes Dimitri, I need your help. I’m out here on my own freezing my fucking balls off, I’ve got a beard and people are assuming that because I’m wearing leather I’m some sort of fucking Hell’s Angel.”

Dimitri Rubrev: ”Hm. Alright, tell you what. I want you to come out to New York my friend! Come join me and some of my friends, I have big plans! You and I will break this city in half.”

Danny Mainer: ”Do you still have that five million I gave you?”

There was an awkward pause in the conversation, that alone was enough to cause Danny’s heart to sink to the bottom of the ocean.

Dimitri Rubrev: ”No, no Danny I don’t. I’m sorry friend. I’ve spent nearly all of it.”

Danny Mainer: ”On what?! DIMITRI, for fuck sake! HOW DID YOU BLOW five million?! That’d last you and your immigrant fuck friends the rest of your life! WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with you?!”

Dimitri Rubrev: ”Ah Mr. Mainer, calm down sir. You see, I spent it on GOOD things.”

Danny Mainer: ”Like what?”

Dimitri Rubrev: ”Oh you know, the usual. Vodka, prostitutes, a hot tub, a life-time subscription to RussianBukakke.com, ehr, what else? I bought a huge bag of coke too. OH and a big piece of property in downtown Manhattan, hired an architect and an interior designer too and-“

Danny Mainer: ”Wait a minute... are you saying...?”

Dimitri Rubrev: ”Oh I’m saying alright Mr. Masterson. I DID. I’ve bought us a big venue in downtown New York City and on it, for the last few weeks we’ve been drawing up plans to open THE 7TH HEAVEN baby, a brand new gay-bar right in the heart of NEW YORK CITEH!”

Danny Mainer: ”A gaybar, are you shitting me?!”

Dimitri Rubrev: ”Think about it Danny, all of the beautiful single young STRAIGHT women will go there to avoid being hassled by guys like us! Then, it turns out we RUN the fucking show. They’ll be sucking us off in no time! Plus, imagine the HOT lesbians? Threesomes with Japanese lesbians Mainer, can you IMAGINE it?!”

Danny Mainer: ”Oh my God Dimitri, you are a FUCKING genius. I remember now why I hired you in the first place.”
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Dimitri Rubrev: ”Didn’t you hire me because I lied about what I’ve done?”

Danny Mainer: ”Don’t ruin this for yourself.”

Dimitri Rubrev: ”Okay fair enough then. I’ve also purchased a helicopter.”

Danny Mainer: ”Can you fly it?”

Dimitri Rubrev: ”Let’s just say you maybe the king of the sky in ACW but out of the arena there’s no better pilot than I am. It’ll take me about a few months before I can get back my flying license but in the meantime I’ll be making deposits in your bank account. Your take from the club, so to speak. When I can fly you out here, I’ll let you know.”

Danny Mainer: ”Alright... well I look forward to seeing you man. Oh, and Dimitri?”

Dimitri Rubrev: ”Yes?”

Danny Mainer: ”Thanks.”

Dimitri Rubrev: ”Is no problem, homeslice.”

Danny Mainer: ”Cya soon man.”

Dialling tone. As Mainer put the phone back in his pocket, he quietly tilted his head and drifted to sleep leaving the scene to fade to a close.

FADE

Credit: Mainer

[Kim Jong CP]

Her Maddening Smile
Composed by Kris and The Scorpion


It is a familiar scene that greets the eye when the camera cuts backstage. The Angel of Winter has once again chosen a secluded corridor of the arena in which to conduct her business, although this time we catch her cooling down instead of warming up. If she is on any sort of high after obtaining her second victory in ACW, she isn't showing it; instead, that neutral expression remains in place as she rolls her shoulders slowly, allowing her muscles to gradually return to a more relaxed state. It is during this serene (if a bit clinically detached) state that a certain dark presence looms, a scowl upon his lips that drips with self-righteous anger. The Scorpion doesn't even try to hide his frustration as he storms right up to Sachiele, getting right in her face... even if it means having to stoop a little to do it.

The lord above demands restraint on this night, but your dreams shall soon turn to perpetual nightmares. To challenge the lord's messenger is to challenge the lord himself.

That very smile, slight as it is, graces Sachiele's lips as she cants her head to the side, the gesture a silent 'Yes, and?' that only serves to irritate the Scorpion even more.

Vestri fortuna ero certus per sanctus...

I thought I informed you of how pretentious it is to switch languages in order to make yourself seem more impressive?

The crowd can be heard cheering for Sachiele standing up for herself as the Scorpion can only stare at her, eyes wide with shock. His reaction is largely ignored as she shakes her head a little, allowing a shred of disappointment into her voice.

It seems that your learning curve is a flat line. A pity, that.

Animation and color both return to his features as he gets even closer, his voice dropped to a menacing growl that has reduced lesser men to tears...

You are starting something that I doubt your feeble little mind can comprehe--

..but it does nothing to thaw the Angel of Winter.

And you can rest assured that I will end it as well. Now, are you going to do more than stomp your feet and pout at me like a child, or are you going to continue wasting both my time and yours?

The Scorpion grits his teeth, the audience continuing to throw their support in Sachiele's corner as she regards him with that same smile, that damnable smile that has proven as devastating as a left hook to his psyche. It is enough to drive him to dementia as he clenches his hands into fists, doing his best to lord his self-perceived majesty over her... and failing miserably. That doesn't stop him from trying, though.

This... is far from over.

Of course it isn't over. We can't have you making an intelligent decision, after all.

And, with that, Sachiele turns her back on the Scorpion and walks away. Surprisingly, Scorpion does not attempt to follow her. He quickly spreads his arms, closes his eyes, and looks upward for guidance. Seemingly not getting his desired response, he quickly drops his and clinches both fists in anger. The camera simply zooms in on his seething face as it fades to black.

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Sitting With the Stars V2. Starring CP
Chris Phenomenal

Last year the Mega Star Alliance debuted their hit show, Sitting With the Stars where they ran down the top five players in ACW each week. With their reformation it was…

: Cut this shit

The narrative voice cuts away as Chris Phenomenal steps on screen, looking supremely agitated.

Chris Phenomenal: You see, right now, I’m fuckin’ pissed. Macho Man and I are supposed to do an autograph signing two days ago but he says he’s busy in Hollywood. Then today he calls and says he’ll be lucky to make it here in time for our match against Lobo and XS3. Do I have faith that my partner will show up, yes, but do I question his devotion, you bet your ass. You see, this is a team, each man needs to have their heart and soul focused on the common goal and that is making sure that we go down as the greatest grouping in the history of ACW. I’m committed to that, I’m committed to this company as it’s champion and it’s leader. I can do great things, I can take care of myself but I can’t run the entire god damn show, I can’t be the one taking the lead everywhere, holding people’s hands and beating the crap out of everyone. I can’t wrestle five matches a night, I can’t be on air for two hours straight but it seems that’s what I need to do about now.

We have some great talent in this company that are up and coming, quite frankly Scorpion looks like he could be a big thing here. I’ve watched ACW since it’s inception and Lord almighty knows he reminds me of bloody Ridley. Then we have Sachiel Willows who could be his Alexandra Kaiser, a nymph of sorts that flutters around beating the shit out of people. We have Criminal who each and every week shows up and puts his ass on the line and while he might not be the top talent, people wouldn’t be far off in saying that he could be the next Chris Phenomenal. Red Panther and Buddy Ghee have the shot to be great, their matches are amazing and while they’re not up to my level, I can honestly say they impress me with their desire to be better, to try and show me that they deserve a shot. Over and over these guys have a chance but the one thing I continually preach is to make me notice you. Do something above and beyond to make an impact, lord knows that’s what got me this title when almost a year ago I bludgeoned Dave Shadow. Now to those who think the attack on me will work best, they’re sorely mistaken. XS3 may have gotten one over on me but tonight and hitherto it will not happen again. I’m not going to be caught by some half assed attempt at caving my skull in. I’m not going to allow any pseudo hard asses make their name by taking me down but that doesn’t me the rest of the roster can’t.

For too long ACW has had the problem of the same people being at the top, it’s discouraging to the new comers to see there efforts go unnoticed and I ASSURE you that will not happen with my reign. The best men or women will get the chance to dethrone me, and quite frankly, I’m more enthused in our new comers right now then some of our veterans who seem to be sitting on their asses thinking they’ll get a shot based on their reputation and that’s not the case. I’ve seen Michael Smart around back here, running around with his idiot brother making idiots of themselves but do they appear on camera now. He comes down to the ring and wrestles and quite frankly looks shit. Looks like because he finally got a shot at me in Faraday’s cage that he’ll get a shot and that’s not the case. I’ve seen fuckin’ Thunder Train eating eight hundred dollars worth of food here but the same thing applies. He comes down to the ring, wrestles, earns his fuckin’ pay check and then leaves, content. Mr. Red, TJ, Frank fuckin’ Washington, it’s like bloody WCW here.

But the worst of them all is Captain Douchebag, the biggest Nugget in ACW history, Jason Freeman. The little bitch makes his return by attacking my mentor, my father figure Senator Steve Phillips. The fuckin’ chairman who is probably storming down here right now to try and get me off the air is indebted to him and he does shit all, save for one thing which has me pissed off above it all. He told me I didn’t deserve the ACW Championship title. The same fuckin’ shit head he sits in his gated community, who has done NOTHING in his ACW tenure tells me, the man who is keeping this fuckin’ shit hole alive that I don’t deserve this title. I looked at Jason Freeman’s record and let’s play a little game called who has he beat that CP hasn’t and vice versa. BK London, nope, Thunderkiss, nope, Danny Mainer, nope, Senator Steve Phillips, nope, Atomic Kitsune, nope. It goes on and on people, yet this douche bag says I don’t deserve the god damn title. The man who’s greatest accomplishment was shaving Alicia Kistune’s head, who’s two defeats on me where via count out and disqualification, says I’m not worthy of this belt. What has Jason Freeman ever done that gives him the right to say that. I don’t know what he was watching when I wrestled at Winters Discontent, when I won in the Faraday’s cage match. That was my moment, that was more than that fuckin’ pube headed Nugget could ever hope to do in the ACW title ring but that’s Jason Freeman for you.

We’re talking about a man who says that Lost is better than 24, that watching twenty shit actors ripping off Castaway is more exciting that seeing Jack fuckin’ Bauer going all psycho on someone’s ass. This is the same man who supports the democratic party despite not knowing who his Senator his, despite not understand their impacts on the economy. All he sees is that they provide for a segment of the population and says that’s great, totally ignoring the 260 million people who oppose what the hell they are doing. We’re talking about a man who missed two fuckin’ months because he stubbed his toe of all things. Who was caught spying on BK London in the showers, who was given a restraining order against him. We’re talking about the man who whined and cried that ACW was going to die three months ago, who ran around trying to get everyone to put in more and more, despite them doing their best. Who wanted us to spend more time away from our familes, who wanted us to put our bodies on the line, but here’s the kicker, he wasn’t even wrestling then. He was off because Dave Shadow hit him with a steel chair. Big BAD Dave Shadow of all people, a man who let’s be honest, couldn’t kill an ant with a steel chair. But Jason Freeman was truly injured, he was suffering the effects of a concussion. But here’s the kicker, I’ve wrestled with one twice as severe as his, I to this day should not be wrestling but I do it for you people. We pulled it together and now when things are starting to suffer again, look where good old Jason Freeman is. As far as I’m concerned he can go fuck himself in the corner looking at BK London pictures.

So here’s what I’m going to do fuckhead. You want to prove it, here’s what you need to do. You start showing up, you start proving everything you’ve been talking. You start winning matches and win Fallen Heroes. I’ll be beating XS3, I’ll be beating what ever cockney headed thoroughbred steps up to face me next month and then we’ll square off at Omega Effect and I’ll give you your final career defining moment, I’ll make sure people remember the name Jason “Nugget” Freeman but it won’t be how you want. It’ll be as the man who choked again, and this time not on tiny two inch Asian sausage, it’ll be the fuckin’ piece of shit who failed to win the big one, who is forced into retirement because he just can’t do it, it’ll be because you’re Jason Freeman, the man who I made my bitch on the grand daddy of them all..

With that it appears as if Chairman Hawthorne has managed to cut off the feed to the arena inside, as well as the television audience as we abruptly cut to commercial.

[Kim Jong CP]

As our feed restores, Chairman Hawthorne obviously content that Chris is done for the evening, we see all four men in the ring, ready to go, the voice of Eddie Edison welcoming us back.

Edison: This looks to be a great match up here. The Mega Star Alliance taking on Team KWI here in an ACW ring.

McNally: And just seven days prior to Madness you have to think both teams are going to want to soften each other up prior to the big, ACW Title Match.

With that comment from McNally, Chris tugs on the ropes once more before coming out to the center of the ring and meeting XS3 as the two engage in a snap collar and elbow tie up with Chris seizing the advantage from XS3, slipping his right arm free and through before taking XS3 down with a classic ippon seionage, the over the shoulder arm drag Chris loves to use and goes right for the rear chin lock.

McNally: Classic Chris Phenomenal there Eddie. We’ve watched him grow from arrogant newcomer to champion, and though I won’t agree with his methods at all times, he’s grown to be quite the wrestler.

XS3 is quick to slip out with a throw of his own after getting part way to his feet and goes for a chinlock of his own but Chris puts a stop to it, grabbing XS3 with a head scissors which pins his shoulders to the canvas as referee Keiji Makabe makes the quick call.

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Easy kick out by XS3 , in the process breaking the move as both men get to their feet, the first round going quite possibly to Chris Phenomenal but neither man having sustained any significant damage as they go in once again, this time XS3 feigning like he’s going to engage before taking Chris down with a beautiful single leg showing his ring savvy, and ending up in a dominant position. Immediately XS3 works to the side and targets the right arm of Chris Phenomenal with a kneeling kimura hold, trying to take away his devastating Superman Punch.

Edison: Great strategy here by XS3, we’ve seen what Chris can do with just one punch and XS3 is looking to take that away from Chris.

Chris comes back with a elbow to the side of the head in order to loosen the hold a bit so he can work to his feet before ducking out of it and firing XS3 into his own corner where Mach awaits, his eyes wider than Rosie O’Donnell as Chris tags him in, holding XS3 in place as Mach comes into the ring.

McNally: I think we all know what is coming next Maxxy.

Mach replaces Chris Phenomenal and with one swift blow sends a message to not only XS3, but to the entire roster that he means business, his big right hands, flying with incredible accuracy, possibly becoming a little more intense, sending shockwaves through the skull of XS3. Seeing Chris Phenomenal looking down at XS3 XS3, Mach delivers one more shot that knocks XS3 down to the canvas before turning his attention back to the fans.

Macho Man RDK: Oh yeah Brudda, you made your bed and now Goldilocks is sleepin‘ in it.

As if to emphasize the message, Mach puts one of his boots into the chest of XS3 before tagging Chris Phenomenal back in. Chris enters immediately and pulls XS3 to his feet as Mach ducks out of the ring, keeping a close eye on Lobo in case he gets any ideas. With XS3 to his feet, Chris plows right into him with a massive shoulder block as XS3 needs to escape his opponents corner in the worst way. Chris slowly pulls out, letting the chest cavity of XS3 re expand with air before driving the shoulder right back in, crumpling the innards of XS3, not allowing him to breathe. A third and forth time Chris does them which causes XS3 to hit the ground into a prone position as Chris looks down at XS3.

McNally: Get ready Maxxy, Chris loves this move, the sick sound of bones crunching against the turnbuckle to him is like the Sounds of Silence to Paul Simon.

Surprisingly however, Chris does not go for his turnbuckle slingshot, instead picking him back up onto his feet and unleashing a European uppercut, before tagging Mach back in. Upon entering the ring Mach delivers a side knee lift to XS3, doubling him over as Mach takes him down with a snapmere before unleashing delivering a big kick to his back, not once but twice, the former rocker being put in his place by the Hollywood Star. Mach drops right back down to a rear chinlock and reaches out to tag Chris Phenomenal, and hitting the far ropes as Keiji Makabe begins to count out before Mach snaps down to the canvas just in time for Chris to hit a running senton splash onto XS3. Mach hastily leaves the ring as Chris hooks the legs of XS3.

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NO! Despite having taken the full force of Chris and Machs early onslaught XS3 kicks out at two as Lobo Kerrang looks on from his corner, knowing his partner needs to get the tag in soon as Mach leaps off his side of the apron and parading around ringside, looking underneath the ring apron, not for weapons, but for a possible hiding Jason Freeman.

McNally: This is great tag team strategy by Mach and Chris Phenomenal, cutting the ring in half and making sure that XS3 XS3 can’t come anywhere’s close to Lobo Kerrang for the tag.

Edison: It is particularly impressive considering these two have never been a tag team inside of a match before and I highly doubt prior to this they discussed strategy as Chris was solely out here for back up.

Chris gets to his feet and pulling XS3 up with him, throws him into the ring ropes and on the rebound connects with a knee lift that catches XS3 in just the right area to send him tumbling down to the canvas and right back into the headlock of Chris Phenomenal as Mach get’s back up into his corner. Lobo Kerrang reaches out for XS3, trying to minimize the gap but they are still about six feet apart and Chris has the chinlock wrapped in tight controlling XS3’s movement. Slowly, inch by inch second by second the roar of the crowd goes as XS3 fights out of the hold, getting to a solid base and delivering a rear elbow that loosens the hold enough for him to spin through and deliver a kick of his own to Chris outside leg that pauses Chris for enough time in order to allow XS3 to take him down with a dragon screw, putting Chris onto his back but XS3 as well. XS3 immediately struggles for his corner Lobo Kerrang willing him on but Chris makes a lunging save, grabbing hold of XS3 about a foot away from Lobo and tries pulling him back into the corner, gaining some area as they get to their feet but XS3 get’s close enough to the body of Chris Phenomenal to hit him with a Closing Moment taking Chris down, and frees XS3 enough that he can make the lunge for Lobo Kerrang and connect, bringing his partner into the match going right after Chris Phenomenal who’s making a dash for Mach.

McNally: The perseverance of XS3 to withstand that onslaught from Chris and Mach is amazing.

Edison: And now the fresh Lobo Kerrang comes in looking to make an impact as he steps into the ACW ring for the first time.

The quickness of Lobo Kerrang is shocking as he is able to cut off Chris Phenomenal with an elbow drop to the back of the neck which causes Chris to roll over right into a spinning leg drop from Lobo Kerrang as the momentum shifts in there favor. Lobo pulls Chris to his feet and whips him into the near ropes, before side stepping and pushing him adding momentum as he hit’s the far ropes, and then hitting the mat forcing Chris to leap over for a third time before Lobo leaps into the air and with all the added momentum Chris Phenomenal has is flung right into the weak corner on Kerrang and XS3’s side of the ring with a satellite head scissors take down sending Chris face first into the second turnbuckle, a blow he’s becoming quite adept at. Lobo has Chris lined up in his sights backing across the ring as he slowly gets to his feet and once he does Kerrang takes off like a bullet, with a high shin kick before his momentum carries him into the ropes as he flips over them and then lands on the outside

McNallly: The agility of Lobo Kerrang is amazing. I think you could name on one hand the number of superstars that are as fast as him.

As if to punctuate McNally’s point about his agility Lobo decides to get a little innovative with Chris head resting on the second turnbuckle he uses the ropes to slingshot him back into the ring, and as he does connecting with a heel kick right to the nose of Chris Phenomenal, crumpling him as Lobo Kerrang quickly goes for the cover with Makabe counting.

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NO! Despite the high impact assault of Lobo Kerrang it is not enough to keep Chris down and wisely Kerrang picks Chris back up to his feet and parades him into the corner where XS3 is now standing, his cheeks still red but looking ready for round two. Lobo slams Chris face first into the turnbuckle and then tags in XS3.

McNally: XS3 looking to get a little revenge here on Chris Phenomenal for the beating he took earlier on in the match.

Edison: And with those shots I think he’s sending a message to Mach.

Like Mach did to XS3, XS3 does to Chris, unleashing a fury of blows right to the head of Chris, however instead of a large welt forming it appears as if the skin has been cut by XS3 as droplets of blood begin to flow from Chris forehead which drives the crowd crazy as XS3 smears the blood on his hand, holds it up for the crowd to see before unleashing one final blow which knocks Chris down to the canvas once again, looking battered and the signs of fatigue starting to show on his face having been in the ring for most of the early action. The crowd roars even louder as XS3 plays them, pointing at Chris’ position before now placing his boot into the head wound of Chris Phenomenal with a plethora of mudhole stomps, only stopping under the threat of disqualification from Keiji Makabe which gives Chris enough time to roll underneath the ring ropes in the hope of seeking solace from XS3 but he is not going to get it on this day.

McNally: XS3 looks fired up tonight.

Edison: He’s showing why he is still one of the best in this company even after his time off.

XS3 follows Chris as he stumbles away and grabs him by the back of his head and then slams it forcefully into the steel ring steps as Keiji Makabe orders XS3 to get Chris back into the ring. XS3 walks away as Makabe follows him allowing Lobo Kerrang to take the advantage on Chris, slamming him face first back into the steel steps which draws the attention of Mach who races over to the aid of his partner. Mach gets across the ring and slams Kerrang face first into the ring apron which brings XS3 back into action going toe to toe with Chris and exchanging hay makers much the same as Mach and Lobo. Keiji Makabe looks on, trying to get control of the situation but not immediately resorting to a count out. Faced with no choice he begins to count as Mach whips Lobo Kerrang under the ropes after hitting him with a few boxing style strikes and then an elbow. Mach goes for the quick pin, yelling at Makabe to take his focus off of XS3 and Chris brawling at ringside. Keiji fulfills his duty sliding across the mat, checking the shoulders and counting the pin.

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[Kim Jong CP]

NO! XS3 comes in for the save having eluded a Chris Phenomenal punch. This draws Chris back into action as XS3 and Mach go toe to toe and Chris goes after Lobo Kerrang. Mayhem ensues for about thirty seconds before Keiji Makabe is able to shoo Chris and Lobo out of the ring leaving XS3 and Mach to their devices.

Edison: Pandemonium reigns supreme in the ACW ring.

McNally: This has been quite the tag match up and two this point. These four are definitely giving the fans their monies worth tonight.

During the brief scuffle Mach took the advantage with a blow that rocked XS3, and then took him down with a single leg trip heading right into a seated side head lock

McNally: Mach has made it a priority to go after the head of XS3 quite efficiently here, could that be a sign of things to come?

Mach continues to work on the head and neck of XS3, cranking the hold as XS3 grimaces.

Edison: I’m not certain if it’s the fact that he’s setting up for the Macho Facelock which is what I’m assuming you were getting at Max, or that Mach may know about some injury we do not at present time..

Now Mach has XS3 in what looks to be a seated arm triangle, a new move in his arsenal as XS3 seems a bit confused on how to break out of it. It takes him a minute or two to find his way, eventually using his impressive lower body strength to swivel his hips around to force Mach to change the angle on the hold, allowing XS3 to work his body towards one of Mach’s legs and trip him up before rolling right over the top, using his legs to package Mach’s body up in what could be termed a package roll up.

…1

NO! The hold has no pressure on the shoulders allowing Mach to easily kick out, in the process however he is forced to let go of the hold allowing XS3 to get loose and try to restore blood flow to his cranium.

McNally: Inventive counter to that move there Eddie

Edison: Swift work by XS3 to weasel his way out of things.

XS3 is up to his feet and Mach goes back to work on him, attacking with a chop and forcing XS3 against the ropes and once again Mach goes back to his big right hands, going after the already bloodied head of XS3 before allowing him to stumble out of the corner. Mach hit’s the ropes and as XS3 turns around he is blasted by a Lariat from Mach who hastens for the cover.

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…2

NO! XS3 continues to persevere against the odds, kicking out of the lariat as Mach looks over at his corner and sees Chris focused once again on the in ring action as Mach bends over and grabs the legs of XS3 pulling him into the corner close to Chris and going right back to the Macho facelock. XS3 struggles against the hold but Mach has him bent at an awful angle leaving XS3 with little room to work. Equate in the fact that he must drag himself all the way across the ring leaves him in a precarious situation. XS3 continues to fight against the hold before finally it clicks, instead of fighting he relaxes against the hold, shifting his body around so he can once again reach back and grab a hold of the ropes with his foot. Chris doesn’t realize in time and is unable to pull the ropes away as the ref is forced to count Mach off. He does, sort of, lifting X up and looking to hit him with a Jabroni Buster but XS3 again rolls through into pinning combination while breaking the hold.

…1

Once again Mach kicks out fairly easy but the move has served it’s purpose as XS3 is freed from the move.

McNally: Another clever counter by XS3.

XS3 takes the opportunity presented, quite possibly his last hope of pulling this match out as he goes to work when Mach gets to his feet putting a boot to his gut doubling him over and allowing XS3 to take him down with a German, and keeping the hold locked swivels his hips to get to his feet and connect with another one. The crowd roars as XS3 goes it for a third time, rolling to his feet and planting Mach with a third german Suplex, finishing off his ode to fellow Canadian Wrestler, Chris Benoit, as XS3 looks out at the crowd roaring and seeing the position of Mach decides it’s time for the The Destined One to take flight. XS3 climbs the ropes inside of the ring before looking out at the cheering masses and leaps off, soaring through the air looking to connect with the Ralph Klein Special. Downward XS3 goes as the crowd is breathless…

Before roaring ecstatically as XS3 comes down right on top of Mach his hand coming across the back of his head and planting him face first into the match. Quickly he rolls Mcah over as Keiji Makabe is forced to make the count.

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…2
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NO! Chris dives across the ring and connect with XS3, saving Mach from defeat before rolling out of the ring, showing the wherewithal before though to drag XS3 with him bringing Lobo Kerrangs and Keiji Makabe’s attention away from Mach giving him a few precious moments to recover. XS3 slides back into the ring and grabs a hold of Mach as Lobo Kerrang wants into the match, XS3 brings Mach into the corner before slamming him face first into the turnbuckle before tagging in his partner

McNally: Mach badly needs to get a tag in from Chris Phenomenal who right now is the much fresher man.

Edison: That’s why he’s been isolated though Max, XS3 and Lobo have realized that they almost have this one in the bag and aren’t going to let it slip out of there grasp.

Kerrang goes right to work on Mach, unleashing his educated feet into the midsection, legs, head and arms, battering the Champion with lethal strikes before one rocks him so much that he ends up lifted onto the top rope, his legs spinning over to the other side as if he were resting in his hammock. Lobo proceeds to get underneath of Mach and lift him up into a reverse fireman’s carry, dragging his upper body off of the ropes but leaving his feet on as he spins him around before dropping him out into a neck breaker as Mach flips in mid air, his feet coming off the ropes before landing face first and then rolling over, clutching his neck as Lobo Kerrang looks down, and then at the crowd cheering and pointing up. Lobo shrugs his shoulders as Chris Phenomenal looks on, pleading for a critically injured Mach to tag in. Lobo Kerrang ducks out of the ring before climbing the top rope, the crowd cheering, knowing what exactly is coming.

McNally: Here it comes Eddie.

Lobo takes a second to steady himself before looking out at the cheering throngs before leaping off of the top rope, soaring through the air looking to drop the leg across Machs throat. Everything appears to be perfect until Mach in a last ditch effort rolls to the side, causing Lobo to miss the leg drop as the crowd groans with both men down. Makabe takes a few seconds to check on each man and with neither moving is forced into duty to make the ten count.

…1

…2

…3

…4

There are signs of movement on both sides as Lobo Kerrang is struggling to get back towards XS3, as Mach crawls towards Chris.

…5

…6

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…8

Both men are close to their corners, there partners out stretched arms awaiting the tag from there fallen comrade.

…9

[Kim Jong CP]

*CLAP* Keiji Makabe points at Machs corner signifying that a legal tag has been made, the extra height of Chris Phenomenal making the difference as he gets into the ring a second before XS3’s tag and charges taking him out with a massive clothesline. Once XS3 gets to his feet Chris is already in a fighting stance, connecting with a big right, then a left, then a right to the body as XS3 can’t cover up and using the momentum from the body shot Chris swings around and connects with a discus shot right to XS3’s face flooring him as Chris is fired up. Chris beckons for the still fallen Lobo to come and get him but he‘s still down, Chris turns his attention back to XS3 as he gets to his feet and stumbles backwards into Chris who waists no time in taking advantage of it, hoisting XS3 into the air before powering him down with a spike backdrop driver as it appears as if XS3 is out cold.

Edison: DAAANNNGGEEERROOOUUUSSS!!!

Chris covers XS3 with a hook of the leg as the crowd wills XS3 to kick out.
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NO!!! Somehow, someway Lobo has crawled back across and slams into Chris to break it up as Mach gets to his feet, going right after him and knocking him out of the ring. Chris gets to his feet and turns and looks at XS3, waiting for him to get up as Chris’ hand is shined up nice and pretty, ready to unleash the devastating Superman Punch. As Mach knocks Lobo over the guard rail, the two are gone but the roar of the crowd is not for them as coming down the ramp is Danny Mainer, crucible case in hand. Chris turns around to see what is happening and in turn eats the case as Keiji Makabe looks on and calls for the bell. Danny Mainer isn’t finished however as Keiji Makabe and Phillip Jones confer, XS3 stands up and looks at Danny Mainer, shocked. Mainer gives him a smile before smashing the case over his head as well, both men dropped by the hard steel.

Phillip Jones: Ladies and Gentleman this match has been ruled a No-Contest.

The result doesn’t matter though, as Lobo and Mach have brawled into the back, out of sight and out of mind. Danny Mainer appears to be the victor tonight as he stands over top of both XS3 and Chris Phenomenal. Crucible case in hand as he’s sent a message to both men, no matter the victor next Monday, he will be there.

End of Show

[TWMoney]

Good Show!! Danny Mainer and CP doing work!! Great job guys! Good stuff from Scorpian! Everyone else did a good job as well! ACW is not dead just going through a rough a patch but we always bounce back!! Lets shake things up....keep up the good work....and battle through this!

[Jason Freeman]

I HAVE WROTE THIS MESSAGE TO ANNOUNCE THAT TONIGHT THERE WILL BE SOME POST-WRESTLEMANIA FREEMAN FEEDBACK!!!

Yeah, that's right you probably saw this in the active messages and thought it was there already but NO. Now that you're all dissapointed, this will only get you more ready for it tonight!

[Jason Freeman]

Wrestlemania was good…but here’s something even better

Freeman Feedback

My triumphant return to feedback…after a short break…seems that people have slowed down activity, but it’s time for that to change! So expect much from me on Monday. Assuming that the internet at my grandparents house in Florida is set up soon enough…it should be though (Im going to Florida tomorrow)



Outrage Upon Outrage (Senator/CP) – I have no idea what Senator was ranting about but the fact that Senator was ranting is always great. I think it was about health care. If so, I am thrilled at Senator’s expense. Senator and CP don’t seem to be as good friends anymore as they were a month ago. And WTF? RDK left? Again? He was on for ONE SHOW. Well THAT sucks. Just when I had my hopes up that Senator was going to partisan kick CP they started becoming friends again. WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? This segment sucks for getting my hopes up. But anyways, it was pretty good, though it’s hard to be too into the Senator/CP talking to each other again segment since they just split. We have not had time to have them apart, then it’d feel bigger when they talk once more.


Je Suis Le Gason (Adrian Baird) – I recognize a Manny Sykes reference in the beginning…no newbie would say this…THIS IS DANNY MAINER ISNT IT? AGH! Danny Mainer attempts to trick me by pretending to be somebody else. Apparently Sheamus. Mainer seems to have gotten bored of not being crazy anymore so he made a new crazy character. I don’t really like torture segments like this or crazy characters as they always come off as too over the top and kinda dumb. Flamingo pulled it off well, but this was a bit too far for me, especially with not much basis of a story here, and the whole torturing thing was a bit too far. It was pretty vintage Mainer though so if you like Mainer and Mainer’s style of segments I suppose this was good then.


Immortality (Danny Mainer) – The non-Sheamus Danny Mainer is back again. He also is now putting quotes in his promos like Shawn. Er…does Barack Obama have too much to do with civil rights of blacks? I mean I think going back a couple years you’d find some better names for that one…Er then I get to the actual promo…I have no frickin idea what the heck Mainer is talking about…a tournament apparently? I don’t know what tournament this is or who these people are he’s talking about <_< Am I missing something? It almost seemed like Mainer is like ah, screw it, and just putting segments from other fed on the show even though they have nothing to do with what’s going on…if Im missing something I apologize here but WTF was going on in this segment <_<. I mean I guess it was well-written for what it was…but…what was it? 0_0


Sachiele’s Saga, Part 2 (Kris) – I don’t remember part 1 but I think I skimmed the last show and didn’t really take it all in…anyways, let’s judge part 2 by itself! More quotes to start promos. This girl is pretty scary, and she frickin tears Panther to shreds. You going to take that Panther? Personally being a hyena wouldn’t be so bad though as the ones in The Lion King were pretty cool. Was Kris in ACW before? She’s one of those people who are clearly experienced with E-fedding at least, so if she wasn’t in ACW she obviously has been somewhere else and is very experienced. Good writer, but it is always interesting to see how well people who come from other feds adapt to the more cooperative story-telling environment that ACW presents.


Sit down Interview with Bob Costas (Theodore Wellington) – Can’t get more of a snobby name than Wellington. I don’t like centered text. Didn’t like it when Jefferson did it either. Wow, I hate this guy already. And I mean that in a good way, I think? I dunno. Good heel promo. A lot of new people here in ACW. That could be good if they do well. Again, there aren’t too many very active veterans though right now which I find a bit worrisome, as I don’t know who is going to have trouble as I said before adapting to the whole storyline aspect. It’ll be interesting to see how things go over the next month.


The Lone Wolf Speaks (XS3) – I don’t love when people bring in NPC’s or whatever…is this a character of Mark’s from another fed or something? I dunno…but I suppose if he WAS going to use another character it makes sense to give that character some mic time so they can get down some aspect of who they are or whatever. But I still await hearing from the actual XS3 hopefully later in the show. STOP GETTING MY HOPES UP WITH THIS LOBO GUY MARK.


Preacher (Danny Mainer/CP) – Let’s see if Danny Mainer knows what fed he’s in in this segment. I lold at CP calling it a money in the bank briefcase. Wrong fed CP. Though no color means Mainer probably wrote that. So…wrong fed Mainer. Pretty strong segment though I don’t understand why Charlotte would seem so nice to Mainer after you know…all the things he’s done (Though I guess you referenced that in there.) Also since you already announced the Caitlyn thing earlier it makes me even more sure that that first segment was from some other fed or something…which makes me very confused as to why it was on this show. But…in any case, yeah, this segment was good. I don’t want you thinking I’m biased or anything.


For the Lions (XS3) – It says XS3…but…YES it really is XS3 and not that Lobo guy. Good. I lold at reference to the feud where Steele was the face despite doing all heelish things. Anyways though strong face promo going into Madness. Though I’ll admit Im not a fan of XS3’s catchphrase. Never have been. But at least he’s not calling himself the no-leaf clover anymore <_<. Anyways though, yeah, strong segment.


Limo Ride (Wellington/Criminal) – I thought Criminal was heel? <_< Well in any case it was pretty decent, and it hyped up a match for Madness though it was a pretty sudden match announcement, though I guess Wellington just came in recently so yeah. Also I don’t see the point of him putting up money when he gets nothing in return but I guess it just goes to show how cocky he is, so I suppose it works.


Some Untitled Segment by Danny Mainer (Mainer) – Oh lord <_< I won’t comment much because while Im not the hugest fan of a lot of what Mainer does there really is nothing wrong with it and if you liked that kind of stuff then you would probably love this. I just happen to not be one of those people. So while I didn’t enjoy it much Im sure a lot of people did. That’s just me.


Her Maddening Smile (Kris and the Scorpion) – They had another segment last week…I love the combination of these two people. Their respective characters are so strong (Though we haven’t seen much of Sachiele yet) that when they interact it’s just great. I love feuds like this. Two strong characters and a lot of verbal confrontations, with both of them not giving any ground. Really like what I’ve seen from these two so far and hope they continue working together for a while. Props to both.


Sitting with the Stars V2. Starring CP (CP) – I considered skipping this, but man I just have to comment on how pathetic this was. I’ll have you know that the character of Jason Freeman does not watch LOST, probably has no political affiliation, and was not saying anything about ACW dying or what not and asked nobody to wrestle. Also he has barely interacted with BK London throughout his career. My point is CP, please stop taking your OOC insults and saying them in a promo which has nothing to do with anything, does not fit in character, and just comes off as pathetic ranting. Please if you are going to rant on my character, which made no sense in the first place, please save it to in character comments that would actually make sense. Thank you.



Well, the show ended on a sour note, but what was there was good for the most part. Anyways…ACW seems to be at a critical point now. I intend to start writing more again, Im sure Dave does, and hopefully some more people are just on short breaks. Anyways a lot of talented people are on the undercards, such as Kris and Scorpion…very talented people, writing quality-wise they could easily make it to the top. We just need to keep trekking onwards. There need to be established veterans to give some examples of what the new people should be doing as not everyone as worked in a fed with feuds like this (at least I imagine so having never been in another one). In any case on this show CP and Mainer were really the only two pretty established guys.

I see Madness being okay, if everyone writes it could be good, and if they don’t it won’t be. So we’ll see what happens. Keep going on people.

[Kris]

More quotes to start promos.

Aye, there are. They're all inter-connected, in my case.