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Post by Kim Jong CP on Feb 17, 2010 21:29:55 GMT -5
Looking For An Answer (Credit: Scorpion)
The cameras go backstage now with ACW interviewer Kevin Anderson walking down the hallway with a nervous look on his face. He rubs the back of his neck in worry as he comes upon two referees further up the hall having a conversation. Upon reaching them he sees that Joel Reynolds and Carter Donovan, two individuals that’s he’s on friendly terms with. As he walks toward them, they both turn and notice the look on his face.
Joel Reynolds: Hey Kevin, is something wrong? You look freaked out about something.
Kevin Anderson: I’m nervous as all hell guys. You know that new guy, that weird freak called The Scorpion? I’m being forced to interview him! Charlotte refused to do it after what happened to her a couple of weeks ago, so now I have to try and get something out of him! I don’t want to be in the same building as this guy, let alone near him!
Reynolds and Donovan shoot each other a look of understanding before Donovan walks forward and puts his hand on Kevin’s shoulder.
Carter Donovan: Kevin, just try to relax man. I know how you feel. If you remember, I was the referee for the first match that guy had. He walked right out without as much as a glance! I don’t understand who the guy is, why he’s here, or what he wants. But just know that you’re not the only one who’s creeped out by him.
Joel Reynolds: Hell, I was the referee last week when he walked out in the middle of the damn match! Something is wrong with the guy. I mean, he’s obviously really, really intelligent but he’s also one of weirdest individuals I’ve ever known. I wish there was something I could do to help you man.
Suddenly, Kevin seemingly gets an idea and looks up at Reynolds.
Kevin Anderson: Joel, I know this is asking a lot, but would you come with me to interview him?
Reynolds seems really taken aback by the request and takes a moment to gather his thoughts before responding.
Joel Reynolds: Well Kevin, I mean I know we’re friends and all, but what could I possibly do to help you?
Kevin Anderson: You’re bilingual aren’t you? You know both English and Spanish right?
Joel Reynolds: Well yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
Kevin Anderson: I’ve been reading up and I’ve learned that Spanish draws heavily from Latin. As you know, whenever that nutjob talks he usually does so in Latin, so I tried to study up on it get some info out of him. You know, try to surprise him. But I was wondering if you could come with me to help with some of the harder stuff. If you know Spanish, you must know at least SOME Latin!
Joel Reynolds: Well you’re right, I do have a general understanding of the language from Spanish, but I’m by no means an expert. However, if you think it’ll help then I’d be glad to come along.
With the agreement in place, the two men say goodbye to Donovan and continue down the hallway looking for The Scorpion. They trudge through the corridors before finally seeing a door slightly ajar further into the building. Before entering, Anderson produces a small notepad and gives it to Reynolds so he can takes notes. Anderson motions for both Reynolds and the cameraman to follow him as the push the door open and go in. They enter what appears to be some type of storage room, with boxes and crates scattered everywhere. They search through the room and finally find their target, as The Scorpion is seated on the floor behind a large crate. He rests his back against the faded wood as he sits Indian-style with his head bowed, obviously deep in one of his strange meditations again. After a moment of hesitation, Anderson finally gets up his courage and approaches…
Kevin Anderson: Hello Mr. Scorpion. This is Kevin Anderson and I need to get an explanation from you regarding your walking out of matches. Both the staff of ACW and the fans deserve an answer, so please give us a moment of your time.
The Scorpion doesn’t respond as he simply remains in his current position, completely still expect for his breathing. Anderson leans forward to touch him, but then remembers what happened to Charlotte King and jerks back. He thinks for a moment and then shakes the crate that The Scorpion is resting against. He shakes it for a moment longer and then turns to his right, only for The Scorpion to be standing there looking him dead in the face! Anderson backs up and grabs his chest to indicate his fright before finally composing himself and trying to do his job.
Kevin Anderson: Jesus! Don’t pull stuff like that! Look, I’m sorry to bug you but you really need to explain your actions last week!
The Scorpion casually flicks his hair back and stares at Kevin before casually uttering a few words in his now-trademark language.
The Scorpion: Quoniam est eram mos de Deus quod ego sum…
The Scorpion quickly stops when he sees Reynolds scribbling frantically on the notepad. He tilts his head analytically before seemingly realizing what Reynolds is doing and quickly snatches the notepad from him! Reynolds jumps back as The Scorpion looks down at the notepad and utters a soft, eerie snicker. He looks back at Anderson and Reynolds and then calmly speaks once again.
The Scorpion: Ja sam izabarn neki. Ja sam koji trazi od snaga te koji razarac od grijeh. Moj predak narudzbe ovaj te njegov htijenje ce bude ucinjeno. Biti posrijedi strahovanje, za je jedini emocija covjecji vjerno shvatiti.
The Scorpion then casually tosses the notepad at Anderson’s feet and glares at him, obviously indicating he has said his peace. Anderson and Reynolds look at each other before quickly exiting the room, dragging the cameraman behind them. They rush back down the hall and run into Donovan once again.
Carter Donovan: What the hell happened? You two look scared to death!
Joel Reynolds: He saw me taking notes and yanked the pad from me. He didn’t do anything to it, but then he started babbling in some other language I’ve never heard! The dialect sounded eastern European, maybe Croatian or Albanian or something! It’s like this freak doesn’t want us to understand!
Kevin Anderson: I hate my damn job sometimes. Why did this weirdo have to find his way here of all places!? Always talking cryptically and in foreign languages…hey that reminds me. What was he saying before he caught you?
Reynolds quickly borrows a pen from Anderson and produces a quick translation on the notepad before reading it off.
Joel Reynolds: Because it was the will of God and I am...that’s all I got from it before he cut me off.
Kevin Anderson: So does this guy have a messianic complex or something?
Joel Reynolds: No clue, but I do know that I’m officially putting in a request to not referee for this guy anymore!
The three men continue discussing what just happened as the cameras cut away from the scene after getting more questions than answers…
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Feb 17, 2010 21:31:31 GMT -5
“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY?” Credit: Thunderkiss [The history between Thunderkiss and XS3 is a tale with so many twists and turns it puts Lombard Street in San Francisco to shame. For months the story laid dormant and it appeared the final chapter had finally been written. Or so we thought. Within a blink of an eye the two men have again crossed paths and staying true to their roller coaster relationship, find themselves once again at opposite ends of the spectrum. This was not how Thunderkiss envisioned the final chapter to be written and has not been able to fathom XS3's motivations as it has weighed heavily in his mind over the last few days. With the appearance of Kevin Anderson and his trusty microphone, it all comes to the forefront once again, only this time Thunderkiss must make feelings known publically. A feat easier said than done.] Kevin Anderson: Kiss, last week when Warfare went off the air it was pretty apparent to all that you were not happy with how things went down. Thunderkiss: Boy, how did you ever figure that one on your own, Sherlock? Perhaps we should have Phenomenal sucker punch you so you know how it feels.Kevin Anderson: With all due respect Kiss, it is not the Superman Punch that was thrown at you that I speak of, but rather the reemergence of XS3. Thunderkiss: Yeah, alright. Truth be told I didn’t see that one coming. Irvine, in this business there are no two guys who have had more ups and downs than us. We have been on a roller coaster since the day we met and I think we are both tired of being jerked around. Tonight I am here to tell ya that after last Wednesday I am shutting down this ride, or better yet, YOU shut down this ride. We make pretty good pals, Matt. That is why I am surprised you basically spat in my face by siding in with the enemy. Or was I truly surprised? Deep down in the darkness of my heart I know that we make even better enemies, Matt, and so do you. That is why I am telling you with 500% certainty that there will be no more alliances, Matt. There will be no more nights out partying. There will be no more training for matches. There will be no more family picnics. I don’t care if you got down on your hands and knees and apologized to me in front of a live television audience, I would slap you across your face and humiliate you just like what you did to me this past Wednesday.Kevin Anderson: Looks like you two won’t be sending each other Christmas cards anytime soon. Kiss, here is the million dollar question, did you have expectations of XS3 joining SLA before hand? Thunderkiss: Oh, I think you could say so, Kevin. For those at home and even backstage, there has been a bit of confusion on why my reaction to Irvine’s reappearance last Wednesday has been so harsh. While I am sure there are some people whom will not be happy with me saying this, the truth is that Mr. Irvine decided to deviate from the “script.” From all indications, he was supposed to be part of the SLA team and join me on my quest to better professional wrestling. Instead he decided to show up and back a federation that has done absolutely nothing for his career and in the process, stabbed me in the back.Kevin Anderson: So just to be clear, he made a confirmation to you before hand that he was going to join the ranks of SLA? Thunderkiss: Totally. What has ACW really done for you, Matt? How many titles have you won here? Or better yet, how many opportunities have you gotten? I know that answer and so do you. That is why I am completely left speechless by your actions this past Wednesday. It is the equivalent of marrying a girl who has cheated on you and given you another guy’s STD. I guess that some people in life are incapable of learning from their mistakes. I just never figured you as being one of them. We had a pretty nice thing going, Matt. I remember back to Omega Effect Five and how you helped pick me up off my feet and train me for one of the most important matches in my life. You then did something very few in this business do and that was teach me your own moves. That showed trust in me, Irvine. Where was that trust this past Warfare?! You threw it all away for undoubtedly some bullshit reason like how I am responsible for all your life woes or how you refuse to be in my shadow. I don’t want to hear that shit anymore. Since that day you put on that stupid mask you have been too blind to see that the only person responsible for all your life’s ills is yourself. I have done many great things for you. I helped make you a star, I gave you a platform to display your talents. You’d think that after everything I did for you that you’d somehow show me a little appreciation but I guess being my partner is too much to ask for.Kevin Anderson: Kiss, one last question. Do you truly believe that XS3's motivation for parting ways with you has to do with unresolved issues in the past such as blaming you for the break up of his family or the lack of success here in ACW? Or do you think it is something more than that? Thunderkiss: With this nut job, your guess is as good as mine though I have no doubts he’ll be giving both of us an insight to his thoughts any time now. Speaking directly to XS3 again, perhaps your real motivation a week ago was to make yourself relevant again. After all, he who faces Thunderkiss gets main event exposure and let’s face it, you’ve been out of this game for a very long time and know better than anyone else that riding my coattails puts you in the spotlight. If that was your angle I can’t say that I blame you, but only for the fact that you are doing it wrong. Joining SLA would have provided you with all the exposure you could have ever dreamt of, more than this place has ever offered you. If you want to go down with the Titantic, go ahead, just know that the safety boat has long set sail. And Kevin, so have I. Places, people to see and all that jazz.Kevin Anderson: I know you are a busy man, Kiss, so thanks for giving me and the fans your time and insight to this most perplexing situation. Eddie, Max, back to you. [And it’s a wrap. Now off camera and watching Thunderkiss vanish into the distance, Kevin quickly turns to Kiss and shouts out - ] Kevin Anderson: Hey Kiss. If you win this one, you know, beat ACW, remember me okay? Thunderkiss: Oh don’t worry Anderson, I could never forget you.Kevin Anderson: That means I’ll have a job, right? Thunderkiss: No, it just means I won’t forget you. Much in the same manner as how I could never forget what Quasimodo looks like the first time I watched “The Hunchback of Notre Dame.”Kevin Anderson: Son of a ... [FADE]
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Feb 17, 2010 21:33:17 GMT -5
Segment: Uncomfortable Confrontation (Credit: Trace, Thiago Gracie)
Trace: Er...ok...now that we're totally safe, we can figure out a NEW plan to win respect from the ACW roster!
Greg: Yeah, that's great, but really, the women's restroom?
Sure enough, Trace Birmingham and Greg are seen standing in the female lavatory, as far off to the side as possible, with Greg carring a pen and pencil.
Trace: It's the only place in the building that Thiago Gracie would never, ever, EVER think of looking! Never mind that cameraman over there, cause nobody actually watches the live feed, right? Erm...ok...Now, in this armbar free zone, let's discuss my path to respect! So step one...didn't go perfect...but NOBODY wins on step one, right? Look at all the great men in history! Who got it right step one?!
Greg: Well, for one...
Trace: NOBODY! Why do ya think they give president's two terms? Cause they know NOBODY does it right first try! I mean Im great and amazing but I can't beat the laws of the universe right?
Greg: Well perhaps you should be focusing on first winning a match.
Trace: Right! Soooo...let's say I go out there and beat, um...I dunno, you're the manager with all those statisticality stuff so like...who's easily beatable?!
Greg: Umm...for you?
Trace: Yeah, who?!
Suddenly, the door bursts open, and both men nearly jump through the ceiling, Greg dropping his notepad in the process.
??: So then I said to her that she should have bought the red one and...oh my!
A middleaged woman wearing a SLA shirt strides into the restroom, cell phone in hand, and is nearly as startled as Birmingham and Greg by the sight of the two men(not to mention the cameraman) in the room.
SLA Woman(Talking on her phone, still): Yes, there's a bunch of men in the women's restroom...no, they're not doing anything like that! I agree, I'm just going to walk around and find another room! So, did you see that last show? It was just...
The woman walks out, still talking on her phone, leaving our intrepid heroes relatively alone again in the restroom.
Greg: Maybe the first step to respect is not to get scared like that.
Trace: Hey, YOU dropped the notebook!
Greg bends down and picks up the notepad, but just as he stands up, the door slams open again, and again both men jump, with the notepad hitting the ground for the second time.
??: I have found you now, Trance Armstrong!
Yes, the worst nightmare of armbar-adverse people around the world has indeed entered the women's restroom! Thiago Gracie, pointing an accusing finger, closes the distance as Trace nearly falls over a diaper changing station.
Thiago: You thought you could run, but hiding is not happening!
Trace: Um…um…I can explain! Really, I can!
Greg: This is going to be good...
Trace: I didn't say that I could armbar you! I'd never say that! Er…Im not saying it now…I wouldn’t say it in the past…I wouldn’t say it in the future! Um…if some guy came up to me with a gun and said “SAY YOU’D ARMBAR THAT THIAGO GUY” I’d like…Id be dead right now! Cause…I wouldn’t do it, ya know. Whoever told you that I said that was a liar! A bad, bad, bad liar, and you should armbar him instead! Hey…I BET IT WAS THAT DAVE SHADOW! He’s out to get me…so he like…lied to you or something!
Thiago: You are no man, you belong in this room, sissy girl! But Thiago Gracie will not avenge his insult here!
Trace: I didn't insult you, really! I said you had the awesome-est armbar in all the history of armbars!
Thiago: You can not escape your fate of doom!
Trace: Really, I didn't insult you, you stupid Brazilian nutcase...oops...I didn't mean to say...
Thiago: You dare call me such names here! I will rip your arm off and stuff it down your spine, I will rip your shoulder joint out of your shoulder, Thiago Gracie will show you the fearsome power of jiu-jitsu and the dominance of the Gracie family! But not here! I demand you take the challenge of the armbar challenge at Fallen Heroes! If you do not, I will track you down, and make you lose your manhood!
Trace: Umm, I, I, I...
Greg: He'll accept that! And regain the respect he deserves!
Thiago: He will only lose when he encounters the man that wins by Victory By Armbar! You will lose, Tracks Birmstrong! And lose badly!
With those words, Gracie cracks his neck a few times, and turns around, leaving the room. Birmingham and Greg both breathe a sigh of relief.
Trace: REALLY? You just made me fight himi!
Greg: Your big mouth did, really...but look at it this way, this is your chance to get some real respect!
Trace: Ok...um...right…Respect…er…ok. Yeah, how tough can he be anyways? Heh…heh…it’s not like…um…I mean…I can do this right?
Greg: Um…sure, yeah!
Trace: Um…ok…ok…alright, let’s go, Greg. Let’s er…strategize…somewhere else…Um…yeah…I can do this...I can do this....
Fade Out
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Feb 17, 2010 21:34:43 GMT -5
..::ACW::.. SLEAZY & EASY VS. THE CAPITALISTS..::WARFARE::..
Time limit: 15 minutes Referee: Joey Reynolds
-* Tale of the Tape *-
Thunderkiss & Frankie Siano Ages: 32, 33 Heights: 6'7", 6'2 Combined Weight: 573 lbs. Hometowns: San Fernando, California. Manhattan, New York
The Capitalists Ages: 25 (Kalb), 23 (Fitsharris) Height: 6'5" (Kalb), 5'9" (Fitsharris) Combined Weight: 440 lbs. Hometowns: Houston, Texas (Kalb). San Antonio, Texas (Fitsharris) How do you Like me Now?” by Toby Keith hits the sound system and out comes everyone’s favorite businessmen, Kevin Fitsharris & Anthony Kalb - the Capitalists! Fitsharris and Kalb are dressed in their traditional black suits that easily pull away revealing their ring outfits the instant their feet touch down in the ring. While Fitsharris begins to strut his stuff, Kalb is more intent on keeping his head attached to his body and plays out the upcoming match in his mind.
The lights dim and silhouettes from two strippers can be seen on the side trons. Thunderkiss' video plays on the Alpha as the man himself makes his way through the entranceway. He stands atop of the ramp way looking out into the crowd for a moment, when suddenly he lowers his body and sends his fist flying into the metal below. Upon this impact, pyro lights up both sides of the ramp way creating a sea of fire to escort Thunderkiss into the ring. Thunderkiss takes his time coming to the ring as he lets the world know they wait for him and him alone. His arrogant walk finally comes to an end as he makes his way up the ring steps and into the ring. Upon entertaining, Thunderkiss takes command of all four corners making a statement that THIS is his house.
‘Funky Town’ By Lipps Inc begins to play over the AlphaTron and the arena lights go down and orange lights start to flash in time with the beat. Out from the curtain steps Frankie Siano to a chorus of boos from the live crowd, he cockily struts up to the edge of the ramp and starts to gyrate much to the disdain of the fans in attendance. Once he is satisfied with his gyration he continues down the ramp, beating away the outstretched hands of the fans like flies, when he reaches the ring he climbs the ring steps and slowly enters the ring, as soon as both his feet touch the inside of the ring he starts to spin like a whirlwind, his feather boas creating a nice visual as they follow his rotation. He then approaches the hard camera side of the ring and climbs the middle rope, he lowers his sunglasses onto the bridge of his nose and winks at the camera before blowing a kiss and walking to the stage hand and passing her all his gear as he waits for his opponent.~!~DING,DING,DING~!~ MATCH START: Thunderkiss locks up with a very reluctantly Kalb while Fitsharris screams at him from the outside to do anything but that. Kalb realizes his gaff too late as he goes topping over into the farthest corner and then is treated to a Thunderkiss posing show. Kalb uses both hands to lift himself upwards and he takes off full speed at Thunderkiss with a lariato. Kiss is able to duck under most of it but still gets clipped on top of the head. This stuns him long enough for Kalb to latch onto him, lift him up off his feet and drop him to his back on the hard canvas. Several boots to the back follow and Thunderkiss is picked right back up. There he is put into a belly to belly suplex and gets dropped like a ton of bricks. He goes to make the tag into Siano but is dragged into the Capitalists corner instead. TK is able to kick Kalb off of him who inadvertently tags in Fitsharris. In comes Kevin with a double axehandle to the back of Kiss but the Thunderman no sells and instead pops up to his feet and grabs both Capitalists by the heads and gives them a double knock’da’knocker </Gorilla Monsoon>. Thunderkiss then sprints to his corner and tags in Frankie who electrifies this pro SLA crowd! In he comes with a swagger that is unmatched and begins to take it to Fitsharris. MATCH MIDPOINT: Frankie drives his fist into Kevin’s face repeatedly until he finally gets smart enough to cover up. This leaves his midsection exposed and Frankie drops a big foot into his abdomen which bends him over for a swinging neckbreaker. Frankie then rises to his feet and hand combs his mustache into place to the delight of the crowd. This allows Kevin all the time he needs to get back up onto his feet and that is fine with Siano, that is what he wants. Once again he latches onto his opponent and this time drops him with the sidewalk slam known as the DO THE HUSTLE! This time Kevin is not allowed to rest as Frankie lifts him to his feet and whips him into the nearby ropes. Kevin bounces back and gets nailed with the PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK! Frankie blows a kiss to the camera before leaping down and making the cover. He only gets a two before Kalb comes into the ring to break it up. This sends Kiss in who knocks Kalb out of the ring with a body check. Joey Reynolds quickly goes on damage control and is somehow able to restore order to this contest as it heads to its conclusion. MATCH ENDING: After a series of nasty BIONIC ELBOWS, Kevin Fitsharris finds himself on dream street. However, before Siano can take the victory for “Sleazy and Easy,” Kalb plays spoiler once more. Kiss comes out of his corner and tackles Kalb to the canvas. Reynolds does his best to separate both men but is having a hard time regaining control. This leaves Frankie alone with Kevin and he decides to abandon Fitsharris to help Kiss. Frankie yanks Kalb from behind and drops him with the ELECTRIC SLIDE! Kalb is down for the count and Kiss returns the favor by running full speed at Kevin and knocking him back into dreamland with a GOODNIGHT KISS! “Sleazy and Easy” then take a moment to pose for the crowd as they lay their boots on their fallen opponents. Reynolds has forgotten just who are the legal man, but with the Capitalists in the predicament they are in, it would make no difference. He registers the three count and SLA captures a big win tonight. ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!! Phillip: And here are your winners, THUNDERKISS & FRANKIE SIANO, “SLEAZY AND EASY!”
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Feb 17, 2010 21:36:26 GMT -5
Why Phillips? Chris Phenomenal and Senator
For the first time in nearly six months, the entire Senatorial Stable will be in action this evening. With the Capitalists taking on the team of Sleezy and Easy, the SLA frontline of Thunderkiss and Frankie Siano. Chris Phenomenal stepping into the ring against both Dave Shadow and the newest return to ACW in XS3 in a handicapped match and in the second main event, Senator Steve Phillips takes on Chairman Hawthorne in his return to in ring action, the Stable will hopefully look to make it three for three on this evening.
We open scene to the entire Stable sitting in their assigned locker room in the HP Pavilion, The team of Kalb and Fitsharris are limbering up before their match looking confident, ready to put the rebel group in it’s place. Senator Steve Phillips is lying back on the sofa, relaxed, his match not due up until the end of the hour. Chris Phenomenal however is not like the other three, instead he is nearly in hysterics as he comes bursting through the door.
Chris Phenomenal: Fuckin’ Hawthorne.
Senator and the Capitalists turn and look at Chris, fully aware of what is surely about to become a colloquial tirade. Though Phillips has worked on refining Chris, he is still rough about the edges and anger does not do him justice.
Chris Phenomenal: I mean, who’s side is he fuckin’ on. Does he really, really want team SLA to take over here, turn a great promotion into one destined for failure? Is he really supporting that rock star failure XS3 or future Just for Men promoter Dave Shadow? Who the fuck is he to put us all in a match, me no less against two fuckin’ men.
Senator: I would not say he put us all in matches. Though my age may imply otherwise, I do believe that I challenged him to a match.
Chris looks at Senator and the wheels begin to spin, never a good thing though for a host of different reasons.
Chris Phenomenl: So it’s your fault! Hawthorne is covering his own ass here, making sure he doesn’t have to worry about anyone interfering on your behalf because he’s banking on all of us being taken out prior to the match. He’s got you two…
Chris gestures at the Capitalists
Chris Phenomenal: …going up against SLA, he’s got me against two other guys and…
Senator puts a halt to Chris.
Senator: Does it ultimately matter why he made these matches Chris? Instead of focusing on the negatives let us look at the positives. You have a chance, heading into Ragnarok to assert your dominance over Dave Shadow one more time while gaining a measure of retribution against XS3 for his assault on you. Mr. Fitsharris and Mr. Kalb get a chance to gain some form of comeuppance for you against Thunderkiss and his new lackey for the beating they laid upon you last week. Tonight could be great for the Senatorial Stable.
Fitsharris: Yeah Chris, we are going to go out there and do to Thunderkiss and Piano what we did to London and Zero.
Kalb: It’s Siano you nimrod.
Fitsharris: That’s what I said.
Kalb: No you did not, you said Piano.
Fitshariss: And why would I say that. They are nothing alike, a musical instrument versus a nonsense name.
Kalb: Always…
Chris Phenomenal: Will you just shut the fuck up!
Kalb and Fitsharris turn and look at Chris caught off guard as they turn their heads towards him as he gives them a glare.
Chris Phenomenal: Senator, I know you mean well but honestly, something smells not right here. He’s doing this to get rid of us, I know it. You’re challenge confirmed his worst fears, that we’re not going to defend ACW, we’re not going to try and beat it down by revolting. He figures you a threat to his position, that we’re going to in due course take over ACW and change it for our needs. He needs to get rid of us and in order to do that he’s getting the Resistance and SLA to unknowingly do his bidding.
Senator: Again Chris, we should look at that as an honor, not as a imposition or a problem. You should take it as a personal commendation for your work in Alpha Championship Wrestling and in our mission that he wants to stack the odds against you heading into Ragnarok in the hopes that you stumble during the main event and lose the title.
Chris Phenomenal: Enough of your positive bull shit Phillips. This is the same sort of thing Ginger…
Senator: Chris, I understand your frustrations here but you are a smart enough man to figure your way out around this. All I can say is remember that the battles are not important solely, the war. Now, if you will excuse me, I have something I need to take care of prior to my match.
Senator heads for the door as Fitsharris and Kalb look at the clock on the wall.
Kalb: Well Chris, it’s our time. Good luck tonight.
With that Senator heads out and is followed by Fitsharris and Kalb as Chris Phenomenal looks at the closing door.
Chris Phenomenal: Stay focused on the postive, it’s the war that counts not the battles. They’re not the ones looking down the barrel of a loaded gun with nowhere to run…
Chris stops and a smirk comes over his face, another idea having infiltrated his cranium and setting him up for this evenings festivities. He to walks out the door and as it slams shut the scene cuts to an end.
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Feb 17, 2010 21:39:16 GMT -5
Tonights Warfare is brought to you by, Better than HovThe new rap single off Meelz's new album, "This ain't for Old Fogeys"
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Feb 17, 2010 21:40:51 GMT -5
X, I Gon Giv’ It To Ya! Chris Phenomenal and Thunderkiss
Earlier this evening Chris Phenomenal was in hysterics over being placed up against XS3 and Dave Shadow in a handicap match on the orders of Chairman Hawthorne. Now, with it due up next, he is standing by with ACW’s own, Charlotte King, the familiar ACW backdrop setting the scene.
Charlotte King: Ladies and Gentleman, my guest at this time, Chris Phenomenal. Now Chris, tonight you’re going up against Dave Shadow, a man who you have quite the history with and who in just under two weeks you will be facing for the ACW Heavyweight Championship. You don’t face him alone though, he is also teamed with XS3, the man who last week Shadow Stepped you into oblivion in his shocking return to this company. How are you going to face this situation?
Chris Phenomenal: How am I going to face this situation Charlotte, easily. I’ve handled Dave Shadow before countless times in the ring. I could go on and on about what I’ve done to him but that’d be a tad redundant. Everyone knows my qualifications, everyone knows what I’ve done so instead, I’ve got a little video clip I’d like to show to one XS3
[/I] (All the way to school) He will make you out to look like a fool[/I] (Look like a fool) Is your mom going to tend to your busted lip? (Busted lip) Because you hit the turnbuckles attempting a flip? (Attempting a flip)
XS3: You know, I'm not as dumb as you make me out to be I'm wise like a wise guy, Jakey can't you see
XS3 and Phenomenal: Steele's mom has got it goin' on She's all I want and I've waited for so long
XS3: Steele can't you see, that you kind of smell like pee
Phenomenal: I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Steele's mom
XS3: Steele's mom has got it goin' on Steele's mom has got it goin' on
Phenomenal: Steele, do you remember when I beat Lee Homicide? (Lee Homicide… SUCKS) And won the ET title, brought it to our side (The MSA) Your mom was rooting for me, she liked the way I won (The way he won) I think she wanted to see me use Hunter's Shotgun[/I] (And now he's gone)
XS3: And I know that you think it's just a fantasy But I will be world champ and save this company
XS3 and Phenomenal: Steele's mom has got it goin' on She's all I want and I've waited for so long
XS3: Steele can't you see, anything you want ain't free
Phenomenal: I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Steele's mom
XS3 and Phenomenal: Steele's mom has got it goin' on She's all I want and I've waited for so long
XS3: Steele can't you see, I'm gonna pun you 1-2-3... wait, I just "pun"... FUCK MY LIIIIIIIIIIIFE...
Phenomenal: I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Steele's mom[/I]
XS3 ends the song and him and Chris high-five each other, proud of the little joke played.
XS3: Hahaha, that was great…[/quote]
Chris Phenomenal: You see XS3, ten months ago we were close, we became even closer when we were united in the Mega Star Alliance. I supported your decision to leave ACW to tour with your band and now you’ve come back and decided to turn your back on me. To align yourself with Dave Shadow and this company that is a shadow of it’s former self. You can blame me all you like for corrupting Senator Steve Phillips, ironic in that Thunderkiss believe it’s the opposite way but eventually everything will come to light. That the movement Senator Steve Phillips and I have embarked upon is the right way, the path to restoring ACW to the top of the wrestling world.
You’ve already decided the path you’ve chosen, the side of the trenches you’re going to bunker down in and that’s fine. You would have been more then welcome in the new Senatorial Stable, you, for once in your life could have been on the winning side but alas, you live up to your reputation of a bridesmaide, never the bride. The Chicago Cub off ACW and this time it’s going to be no different. At Ragnarok I plan on taking hold of the ACW Heavyweight Championship and afterwards, because of your attack last week, you’ve placed yourself alongside your former friend in Entourage and your new buddy Shadow on top of my list of people that will be taken out. People who stand in the way of progress, who are going about restoring ACW to what it once was.
Tonight Mark, your lechery will be punished. You will be held accountable for your treason, for standing in the path of progress. You’ve joined Dave Shadow’s resistance, but it’s futile. Resistance implies success, something you’ve never had nor ever will have here in ACW and that is a direct result of your poor decision making.
Tonight however, you can make the first wise decision ever X, don’t show up, don’t come back to ACW. Take care of your kids and play with your band. You got your time under the spotlight, showed your fans you’re still around. It’s time for you to fade away again X, just like the smoke from ten months ago.
With that Chris walks off scene leaving Charlotte hanging. As our scene cuts to an end though it focuses off camera the other way and the smiling face of the Thunderman himself, fresh off his victory earlier.
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Feb 17, 2010 21:41:59 GMT -5
Segment: Return segment (Credit: XS3)
As we cut back into the arena, the fans are excited for the action that is come. Their thoughts are interrupted by the opening of “Hail Destroyer” kicking in. The fans rise to their feet with cheers as they see XS3 burst out from the back. Garbed in his ring attire and a normal t-shirt, he screams unintelligible nothings before going down the ramp, high-fiving the ACW faithful. XS3 makes his way into the ring and poses before grabbing a mic. Once the music dies down, he speaks.
XS3: How's everyone doing tonight?!
The fans respond with enthusiastic cheering.
XS3: Yes, it's true. I'm back here in ACW, although it seems to be under different circumstances this time around. You see, I would never have allowed to have return under the old ACW. I would have been cast aside like an unwanted piece of garbage. However, due to an astounding rebirth – a second coming, if you will – I was able to return to ACW. And just in the nick of time as well! Turns out that some people aren't real happy with the way ACW is being run so what happens? Another federation – the Saints of Los Angeles – have decided to return and wreak havoc throughout the land of ACW. SLA? Yeah, I remember them. It was hard to remember most of their good times though. One day, I took a nap and by the time I woke up, I had slept through the whole damn thing.
Yeah, I know. Thunderkiss is the head honcho there and all that stuff. But let's be honest here: Thunderkiss created SLA out of pure spite for ACW. He hated the way management had treated him, he hated being shafted out of the system so what does he do? He runs off and creates his own company. At least he had the reserve not to make himself champ upon SLA's return. Gasp! Oh wait! Look who has the SLA World Championship. Thunderman, it's nice to know some things never change. Let it be known, however, that I still have all the respect in the world for you. I still consider you to be my greatest opponent in the decade I've been competing. However, what I don't respect is your SLA taking ACW to war. Deny it all you want; you know that ACW made you into the wrestler you are and quite possibly, the man you are today.
So yeah, there's no need for speculation for which team I will be battling with. I'm going to remain faithful to ACW and help defend it from the likes of SLA and... Chris Phenomenal. Chris, I don't even know what your agenda was and I shouldn't have been so rude to interrupt you. The thing is, I just got a thrill out of Shadow Stepping you out of your boots, haha. No, you can go ahead and promote whatever you may have in store for us here in ACW... after Dave Shadow and I finish kicking your sorry ass up and down this arena. And once I finish putting you out of your misery here in ACW, I'm going to go for the one title that I've been chasing for years now. Yup, it's no secret that I want a shot at the ACW World Championship one day. But first, I need to focus on my other priority, which is taking out Mr. Phenomenal.
Chris, there's nowhere left to hide. You can't hide behind Senator anymore. You have to come out and face your fears like a man now. Nothing you can say or do will save you from having to answer the question I'm sure everyone wants to ask:
“What XS3 plans on doing to me...
Is that unforgivable?”
XS3 lowers the mic and listens to the fans reacting to the segment, be it the cheering ACW fans or the chanting Kiss Army. He nods to them before taking off his shirt, ready for action as his match...
is next.
Fade
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Feb 17, 2010 21:43:27 GMT -5
Chris Phenomenal vs. Dave Shadow and XS3Chris PhenomenalThe match started as the two men came together in the center of the ring before circling off, referee Joey Reynolds watching the two men as they engage collar and elbow, Chris Phenomenal looking to utilize his strength by pushing Dave back into his corner but Dave uses his speed advantage, taking the back of Chris Phenomenal by dropping down to one knee. He looks to take Chris down with a Greco Roman style takedown but Chris hooks his leg behind Dave’s to block it and puts Dave into a side headlock. Dave tries to push Chris off but Chris stops his momentum, only adding to the pressure on Dave Shadows neck. Dave then puts his foot right into the back of Chris Phenomenal’s knee and steps down on the calf of Chris, weakening his base for a moment and that allows Dave to kick the leg out on Chris Phenomenal who manages to stay upright but lets go of Shadow. Dave looks to take it back to Chris by hitting the side rope and coming off at Chris looking to hit him with a clothesline but Chris sidesteps and uses Dave’s momentum against him by throwing him to the mat with a well executed hip toss and goes right into a reverse chinlock. Chris looks to keep hold of the match with Dave caught as he tries to get up by whipping Shadow into his corner. The next couple of minutes had Chris keeping hold of the match with a variety of holds and high impact offence until Dave managed to reverse a backdrop driver attempt into a backslide pin attempt that almost got the three and quickly scurried to his corner and managed to tag in XS3 who came in and ran amok like brushfire. XS3 took control with a well placed strike as Chris got up and whipped him into there corner, utilizing a set of shoulder blocks and stomps before tagging Shadow back in who did the same, perfect tag team wrestling between the two despite this being there first time together. Shadow tagged X back in who sent Chris across the ring into the ropes and on the rebound got a clothesline and a two count. Picking him up XS3 looked to utilize a double arm DDT but Chris back stepped it and hooked X with the lightning cradle his mentor Senator made famous and nearly ended it there. With control Chris utilized the power offense that had served him so well, brutalizing XS3, fighting him back into the corner furthest from Dave and then locking him down with a well placed sleeper. X looked to be near out until finally he managed to make it back into the ropes forcing the break and using his last energy reserves to get back to Dave. From there Dave took control of the match, the motivation to send it home greater than what was needed as he went to task on Chris with a number of quick effective strikes and eventually when Chris looked to reverse the momentum with an irish whip ended up Lou Thesz pressing him to the mat. From there the match belonged to Shadow and XS3, Dave hitting a springboard cross body after punching out Chris with the Lou Thesz press that almost ended it. He tagged in X, knowing the fans wanted to see him polish it off.. As Chris got up X came at him, looking to hit the Shadow Step but Chris side stepped and high tailed it out of the ring. XS3 and Dave looking on as Chris got himself counted out, taking Senator’s word to heart, losing the battle for a greater chance at the war. Winner: XS3 and Dave Shadow
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Feb 17, 2010 21:44:17 GMT -5
*We open up the scene a backstage locker room. We see TJ putting on a Renaissance T-shirt over a white under shirt. It’s obvious TJ has just gotten out of the showers as there is a wet towel hanging over the locker door. We hear a knock on the door. TJ does not turn to answer the door, instead he continues to look forward*The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Yea, come in. *The sound in TJ’s voice is that of disappointment. Which is understandable when someone like TJ, who has garnered so much success in the last few weeks, suffers a loss. The door opens and we see Raj standing in the doorway.* TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings Oh, good, I was worried you were naked. Sorry about the loss dude. The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Thanks… TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings You alright? *TJ turns to Raj and just looks at him*TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings What now? The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Nothing, it’s just, to lose after that big win…it sucks. TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings No shit, every loss sucks. The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ No, but this one is sucks more because I came off winning my first title in a year and this title, it has a history Raj. A history that I intend to add to. TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings Come on TJ, you have held some prestigious titles. The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Yea, but they held prestigious because of what I did when I held the title. The Entertainment title has been held by some of the biggest names ACW have ever seen. TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings Like? The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Well, there is BK London, a two time holder of this title, Dan White, Wyvern, Jason Freeman, Jay Zero, Thunderkiss. Hell, this time last year, Dave was in my shoes, holding this title before he lost it to Phenomenal. TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings Well, I can’t believe every person who won that title had memorable reigns. The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ No there are a few that were only a week long, but those who have the title long enough to have a memorable moment, had a memorable moment. You know me Raj, when I have something to build on, I do it big. I want to do something that tops everything else. TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings Like holding on to the title for the longest? The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Yea, that could work. TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings Ok how long is the longest title reign? The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ 213 days long. *Raj bursts out in laughter. TJ gives him a stern look. Raj, holding onto his gut, waves his hand in front of TJ*TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings I’m sorry, but are you crazy? TJ, you’d have to hold onto that title until like August. The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Actually, September 11th, 2010 would be the 213th day I held the title. TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings TJ, again, YOU ARE CRAZY! The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Alright, if you don’t have faith in me, what do you think I should do. TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings Maybe beat the greatest Entertainment Champion ever? The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ You know what? TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings What? The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ One of your better ideas that I can remember. TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings What!? I’ve had some awesome ideas. The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Look, your custom trophy maker was the worst idea ever. TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings Hey! I thought we agreed never to talk about that. The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Hey, you said you had some good ideas, and I proved you wrong. Now, I know who the best Entertainment champion is, but do you? TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings If I say you, do I get more money. The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ No. TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings Oh, well then, no, I don’t know. The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Mr. Red, or as our Hispanic fans call him, Senor Rrrrrrrrrrojo*TJ’s voice gets really Hispanic sounding when he says Senor Rojo, even an impressive display of his rolling r’s.* TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings Really? The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ What? You don’t think he is the best? TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings That’s not what I meant, I meant, really, you had to say it like that, you couldn’t have just said Senor Rojo? The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Yea, I said it like that because that you know how I like to show off my Rico Suave voice. But back to the point, Red is the only three time Entertainment champion. The only man to win the title 3 times. TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings And to lose it three times, so how great is he? The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ The best in many people’s eyes and that’s why next week, I’m going to challenge him to a match at Ragnorak. TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings What’s Dave going to think? The.Soul.Of.Philly TJ Hey, come on, you know me, I can handle whoever Thunderkiss throws at me and Red. TJ’s.Personal.Cameraman Roger.Gings I hope so. *TJ grabs his bag and leaves the room with Raj, shutting the door and the scene fades to black.*
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Feb 17, 2010 21:45:07 GMT -5
Tonights Warfare is brought to you by.The Republicans
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Feb 17, 2010 21:48:14 GMT -5
Main Event: Senator Steve Phillips vs. Chairman Samuel Hawthorne (Credit: Senator, ??)
Maxwell McNally: This is something that would make me say, if I were ignorant or naive, that this is a moment I never thought I would have seen.
"Fast" Eddie Edison: Yeah, well, we all knew that the old man would be back...
McNally: Now mind you, this match isn't exactly a full return to the ring, Senator Phillips decided to take our chairman off guard and threw him off loop with a loophole clause, locking him into this challenge. Hawthorne is no wrestler, despite spending the better part of a week working with former Fallout grappler Dean Bardo on looking to minimalize the damage.
Edison: Yeah, as you look out into the ring, Hawthorne's wearing a long sleeved sweatshirt and sweatpants, other than those boots, he's not really wearing any actual wrestling attire, or showing off his physique...and that's for the best, I'm thinking.
McNally: I don't think our chairman is in poor condition, he just doesn't have the time or dedication to hit the gym on a regular basis. But enough of this absurd discussion about sweatshirts and physiques, we're about to see Senator Steve Phillips return to the ring in the first time for almost a year!
Soon, "Hail to the Chief" plays over the PA system, and Senator Phillips steps out onto the entranceway, wearing a faded red "Steve Phillips for Senate" t-shirt and Apollo Creed style red, white, and blue boxing shorts. Phillips strikes his traditional victory pose amidst an explosion of patriotically colored tickertape, and despite themselves, the crowd cheers the former two time ACW World champion as he storms down to the ring. However, before Phillips can enter into the ring, Hawthorne produces a microphone.
Hawthorne: Wait, wait, this is absurd! I am quite prepared for the worst here, but I would prefer that we make a quick deal. The fans already have seen an excellent night of wrestling, there's no need for this sort of a farce.
Phillips finds his own microphone to address the chairman, and doesn't look too pleased in doing so.
The Senator: The only farce I see here is that you tapped Raymond Allen Fleming to be the official for this bout! Now step down and accept your thrashing like a man!
Hawthorne: Have you lost your mind, Senator Phillips? Is this the sort of match you want to break your retirement with?
Senator: An easy tune-up to see if I still have it? I cannot think of a better way to step back into the ring.
Hawthorne: If you must...but there WILL be ramifications, the likes of which you can hardly comprehend.
Senator: I am no fool, no plot of yours could possibly take me off guard, and that, sir, is nothing, but the truth!
Phillips drops the microphone to slide into the ring, as Hawthorne backs off, running a hand through his finely combed hair. Fleming steps between the two and motions for each man to retreat to his own corner, before walking over to make the final pre-match checkup on Hawthorne.
McNally: Wait, what's this, someone just jumped up onto the apron behind the Senator...
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Feb 17, 2010 21:49:02 GMT -5
Something swings in from off screen, and SMASHES into the back of Senator’s head sending him straight to the ground! The crowd begins to react slowly, confused, not knowing what just happened…until the camera zooms in on the face of the man that has just smashed Senator in the back of the head with a lead pipe…
McNally: That’s…that’s…
Edison: JASON FREEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Indeed it is.
The camera zooms in to a face that the audience has not seen in a long time…standing on the apron holding a lead pipe in his dominant hand is Jason Freeman himself. Senator has fallen to the mat, and Freeman slowly enters the ring, looking down at the fallen Senator, and looking to the pipe in his hand.
Senator is hurt, but he gathers the strength to begin to stand up, as Freeman charges forward and this time smashes the pipe right across his forehead. The crowd is stunned…and while they are not fans of Phillips, they aren’t exactly fans of Hawthorne either, and so they were anxious to see the Senator take him down. They begin to boo Freeman as a result, but he doesn’t seem to notice…Freeman suddenly begins to assault the downed Senator with rapid pipe shots to the ribs!!!
McNally: We haven’t seen Freeman in months, and he’s assaulting Steve Phillips right in front of us!
Shot after shot smashes into the Senator, and then Freeman backs off, breathing a bit heavily, and looking down. He snarls, and waits…as Senator stirs. Hawthorne is backed off into his own corner, watching the assault in front of him…as Senator slowly gets to one knee. Through cloudy eyes, the Senator looks up at Freeman, unable to defend himself as Freeman pulls back and swings the pipe once more with the stiffest shot yet, connecting to the side of the Senator’s head…sending him down for good. The boos are getting louder, and Freeman raises his head towards the camera, his face savage
Edison: He…He just completely brutalized Steve Phillips!
Freeman turns his head slowly towards Hawthorne, and Hawthorne slowly approaches…almost seeming a bit apprehensive, and then just as slowly…begins to stick out his hand. The crowd reacts instantly with booing that is thunderous now, as Freeman reaches out, and the two men shake hands in the ring. Hawthorne now looks elated, and turns to the crowd, making it clear that this was no mere lucky break for Hawthorne. This was pre-planned.
McNally: They’re shaking hands!
Edison: Hawthorne got Freeman to prevent him from having to face the Senator!
McNally: All of these fans were ready to see the Senator make his in-ring return, and now we won’t get to see that! In fact, who knows how much damage was just done! That did not look good…
EMTs hit the ring to check on the state of the Senator, and Freeman turns to the camera once more. Unlike Hawthorne, Freeman does not look elated. He merely looks determined…although the hint of a smirk appears on his face as he raises the steel pipe towards the camera, and mouths what appears to be the words “I’m Back.”
The last image that the viewers see before the camera fades, is Hawthorne approaching Freeman once more, and raising his arm in the air. The Senator is being attended to on the ground, and Freeman looks into the camera with a look in his eyes that most likely will not bode well for the rest of the ACW roster.
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Post by runaway on Feb 18, 2010 2:05:15 GMT -5
Very good show, lots of action all around. CP and TK once again bring the awesome with their segments and Michael's made me chuckle (in a good way, of course). And Freeman is back, though it seems he's got batshit insane. Probably from watching four days worth of Hogan-era TNA, HAR DEE HAR HAR. But an awesome show and this is going to make Ragnarok a lot more interesting!
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Post by Jason Freeman on Feb 21, 2010 23:43:54 GMT -5
IT DOES MY HEART GOOD TO SEE SO MANY PEOPLE MARKING OUT FOR MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN
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