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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Jul 19, 2007 15:48:16 GMT -5
 Name: Simba Mufasa Sex: Unknown Orientation: Face Age: Unknown Height: 5'8 Weight: 150 Lbs Hometown: Pride Rock Wrestling Style: Rope A Dope waits for an opponent to tire out before fighting back. This always never works. Entrance Music: Lion King Theme Song Entrance Description: Simba comes out with a comb to comb his "mane". Simba then heads to the ring with confidence. Alternate Entrence Description: If the opponent comes out first Simba is force to go to the ring by a guard. The guard then throws Simba into the ring Physical Description: African Man pasty and skinny with an afro. Nicknames: The hottest thing in e fedding, jobber of the year. Titles and accomplishments: (Allegedlly) African Wrestling Champion Bio: Not known. Finisher: The Running Hug (Spear)
Simba thought it would be cool and he uses this to beat opponenents.Secondary Finisher: Pride Rock (Flying Body Press)
Simba needed another move to add in his arsenel and he uses this move to incapcitate himself into thinking he could win a match.Desperation Finisher: Jungle Hop (Simba runs away)
Simba is a fast runner, so when he's losing he runs away from the match.Trademark move: Mouth Party (Balls Forward Visarape)
Why does Simba do this? I don't fucking know15 Regular Moves
1. Cowers in fear in the corner
2.Runs around the ring screaming for Mufasa to save him
3. Hits himself on the turnbuckle, so he won't feel any pain from the asskicking he will receive.
4. Combs his "mane"
5. Dance around the ring
6. Clothesline
7. Opponent No selling Simba's punches
8. Simba begging you not ot hurt him.
9. Shits in his pants after seeing his opponent.
10. The Worm Dance
11. Pelvic Thrusts
12. Pulls his pants down.
13. Speaks african Giberrish
14. Calls for Rafiki.
15. Suplex. |
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Post by chengling on Jul 19, 2007 17:29:00 GMT -5
Which Lion King song are you referring to? "The Circle of Life" or "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" or "Hakuna Matata"?
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Jul 19, 2007 18:21:13 GMT -5
The Circle of Life
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Post by BK London on Jul 19, 2007 19:48:29 GMT -5
Stick an Armbar in there, and you've got yourself something.
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Post by gcw on Jul 19, 2007 19:56:49 GMT -5
Stick an Armbar in there, and you've got yourself something. Hopefully more people here understand this joke. |
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Jul 19, 2007 20:08:35 GMT -5
A Chris Jericho reference?
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Post by hunter on Jul 21, 2007 8:45:13 GMT -5
*marks out*
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Post by Jack Jefferson on Jul 23, 2007 11:44:10 GMT -5
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Post by rosslambert on Jul 23, 2007 12:08:55 GMT -5
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Jake
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Guido's reaction to Taylor's ban...JAGERBOMBS ALL AROUND!
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Post by Jake on Jul 23, 2007 18:04:48 GMT -5
What?
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Post by The Senator on Jul 23, 2007 18:27:25 GMT -5
Simba is trying to emulate Franchi$e.
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Post by xs3 on Jul 23, 2007 18:29:15 GMT -5
*in before Stark*
WORST. CHARACTER. EVER.
And that's not mocking Stark, I'm basically speaking the truth.
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Post by The Senator on Jul 23, 2007 18:35:13 GMT -5
Well, that sort of does seem to be his intent....
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Post by xs3 on Jul 23, 2007 19:32:18 GMT -5
After discussing it with Senator, I have decided to drop one piece of advice so I don't come off sounding like an arrogant shit.
JJB could be better if he wanted to. But from all of the segments I've seen so far, he hasn't lived up to his hype thus far.
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VorteX
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Stay a while...and listen.
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Post by VorteX on Jul 23, 2007 20:56:37 GMT -5
Actually, I'm finding amusement in his promo humor. Sure, it's fragmented and chopped up, but that doesn't mean it isn't funny.
So here's a tip, include Simba more in your promo work. I mean the whole bringing him out for a match was pretty good, I'd suggest using him for random interferences (like Hornswoggle). This is unless you're doing all of this on purpose, but I don't know why someone would stick around a fed just to attempt to be annoying...well other than Franchi$e that is.
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