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Post by Kim Jong CP on Aug 20, 2009 15:44:10 GMT -5
Phenomenal is Meltdown. Hopefully I don't get distracted while posting this.
Rattlesnake vs. Gary Jeff James vs. Red Panther
Non Title Match VorteX vs. Jonny Spade
Flower Power vs. The Capitalists
Main Event ACW Heavyweight Championship Match The Senator (c) vs. Dave Shadow
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Aug 20, 2009 15:44:33 GMT -5
Meltdown is live tonight from the ACW Arena and the opening pyrotechnics flare as the crowd roars. McNally and Edison welcome us and run down the card for the evening as we had into our first segment of the night, presented by the new $1 Whopper Jr.
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Aug 20, 2009 15:44:56 GMT -5
(Title: Stop Attack) (Credit: Senator, Dan White, Chris Phenomenal)
The scene opens in the office of Chairman Gingerdude where he is joined by Dan White, Senator and Chris Phenomenal.
Chairman Gingerdude: Now I’m going to keep this brief because I’ve got work to do. That said however tonight, Senator you are taking on Dave Shadow for the ACW Heavyweight Championship. A match that you Dan, have a vested interest in. Now over the past two weeks you lot have not been able to maintain order so tonight, I’m stepping in and putting a stop to it. So tonight, Dan, if you interfere in Senator’s match, not only will I strip you of the title shot, but I will also dub you the ACW Nosepass and suspend you for a week.
Dan looks at Gingerdude and begins to protest but the chairman will hear nothing of it, not even the utterance of the word contract by White will delay him any longer.
Chairman Gingerdude: Now Chris you’re a little bit tougher, there isn’t much I can seemingly hold over your head considering you don’t have a title, a title shot and you and I both know that you can not be suspended without pay under the terms of your contract. However if you interfere in tonights match, you will not be allowed to participate in the Emperor of the Ring tournament, nor will you be allowed into the arena at Heatwave.
Chris looks at Gingerdude with a steely gaze before Senator gives him a small nod.
Chairman Gingerdude: Now if you will excuse me I have other matters to take care of.
With that the scene begins to fade away as Chloe, Gingerdude’s secretary ushers the three men out the door as we cut away.
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Aug 20, 2009 15:45:15 GMT -5
ATTN: Bastard! By Dave Shadow Cutting from the chairmans office to the arena. “Voodoo Child” by Rogue Traders hits the speakers, as Dave Shadow comes out through the curtain, the International Title over his shoulder and a mean look on his face. He stands at the top of the ramp, and signals for his music to be cut. Unlike his usual cheery, slimy self, Dave is not playing to the crowd. It is as if he can’t even hear them tonight, as he completely ignores the variety of cat calls. He holds the microphone up to his face, but constantly looks down at the ground; his thoughts are obviously weighing heavy on his mind tonight.
Dave: Tonight....is the biggest night of my career. Tonight, for the first time ever, yours truly has managed to acquire himself a shot at the biggest prize this industry has to offer. Tonight, for the first time ever one on one, it will be Dave Shadow against The Senator for the ACW World Heavyweight Championship.The crowd cheer the match, as every crowd always seem to do when a match is discussed.Dave: This is one of the most important matches I’ve ever wrestled in, and yet, due to circumstances outside my control, I find myself being distracted. See, last Monday, after Warfare went off the air, after I had beaten three other men and earned a shot at the title, I went backstage. And there, I found my brother, Jay Tyler, in a beaten, bruised and bloody mess, right outside my dressing room door. In the exact same spot that my body was left not too long ago. It was clear that it was the same attacker who blind-sided me two months ago. It was obviously a message to me. So let me take this opportunity to state that whoever you are, whoever did this....Dave now looks up and stares directly down the lens of the camera.
Dave: You’ve got my attention.The crowd pip up again, as Dave runs his hands through his hair, pushing it out of his face so as to ensure the cameraman gets a good look at the intensity.
Dave: Truth be told, while I hated whoever attacked me, I took that as one of the “perks” of not only being in this line of work, but also as part of being a champion. Everyone knows that carrying a belt around is akin to carrying around a massive big target. So while I was pissed about it, I could at least understand the motivation. But last Monday, you took things just one step further. This could have been just about business, but now....well, now it’s personal.
I don’t know who you are, and as such, I don’t exactly know your motivations. I’ve made plenty of enemies over the years, and even those I’ve never met have reason to be jealous of my amazing success. But until I know who you are, I can’t do anything about satisfying whatever perverted reasons you have. I’m not naive enough to think there is no logic behind these attacks. Only that I do not know what that logic is. You’ve chosen to be a coward. You’ve chosen to strike from the shadows, and that’s fine.
But you should know that as every day passes, so too do I close in on your ass. That circle is closing in on you, you son of a bitch. And as it does, you’re going to get scared. You’re going to start panicking and then you’ll make a slip. Thats all it will take. One little slip. And I will make you pay for everything that you’ve done to me.
And believe me. I will make you pay.
You’ve opened up Pandora’s Box, and now you will have to live with what you have unleashed. And when I find out who you are, I will make you beg for your life. I will make you plead. I will make you SUFFER! By the time I am done with you, you will regret ever being born. Dave looks angrily at the camera, before turning and starting to leave. Before he can though, he stops and turns round again.Dave: It’s worth noting that I am badly in need of a way to vent my anger. God help you Senator. Cause you’ve drawn a bad night to have to face me.Dave’s music hits again, as he exits through the curtain and we fade once more....
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Aug 20, 2009 15:46:09 GMT -5
May cause blindness, AIDS, and death. $79.99 payment is nonrefundable. Payment is for case game may be bought separately for $300. Player may not be able to kill Godzilla decapitate Michael Smart destroy Japan murder Gingerdude realistically dissect Dan White or laser "Fuck Germany" on the moon despite what the game may say. Playbox cannot be held responsible for any harm caused by "Red Panther: The Game".
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Aug 20, 2009 15:46:50 GMT -5
Rattlesnake vs. Gary. (Credit: Chris Phenomenal) Back in the Arena section of the ACW Arena, Gary is standing in the ring completing a final few stretches as we’re ready for our opening match of the evening. Phillip Jones: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing, now standing to my left, GARY! Gary raises his hands in the air as the smattering of Gary fans in attendance cheer before a voice fills the arena with the light turning to black, as green spotlights fill the arena. Don’t fear the reaper, fear the rattler."Blind" by Silverchair fills the arena as the crowd await’s the entrance of Rattlesnake. A minute passes before eventually his music stops as referee Carter Donovan confers with Gary. I’ve worked my whole life for this. I mean I seen so many roadblocks, so many doubters in my way. To be honest with you I see no body.
I’m THA BEST!
LISTEN! "Tha Real CP" begins to play as Chris Phenomenal emerges from the back wearing a pair of faded true religions and an over sized t-shirt emerging at the top of the steps, microphone in hand. Chris Phenomenal: Kill my music.Chris’ music fades out as he makes his way down to the ring, sliding in and putting his hands in the air towards Gary showing that he means no harm. Chris Phenomenal: Gary, I do apologize on behalf of Rattlesnake but it seems as if on Monday he had a little accident and figured that he wasn’t able to show up here tonight to take you on. I know you’ve put a lot of hard work into preparing for this match, getting your body and your mind ready for your big moment against a proven star. I have to ask you this though Gary, why do you consider Rattlesnake a star?Chris holds the microphone out for Gary but just as he is about to speak, Chris yanks it away from him to the dismay of the crowd. Chris Phenomenal: Do you not know what rhetoric is. I know why you, why I, and why everyone around here considers Rattlesnake a star. Former international champion, former King of the Ring winner. He was the most dominant man in the ring for over two years, he dated the hottest ACW Womens wrestler of all time in Sarin. He did a lot that in my opinion makes him a sure fire ACW Hall of Famer when they eventually get around to making one. That said however, talking about all of these great things Rattlesnake has done are all in the past, are all long forgotten, are even unknown by some of the younger fans, instead they know more of a different Rattlesnake, one who facing a man who was thought to be dead, loses. Facing a fucking school girl, he loses once more but somehow manages to finagle his way into a title match against Senator, and what does he do, he chokes, he shows his age, he proves that we are often the last ones to know when our time is up.Chris turns and looks at the crowd before perching himself on the top turnbuckle. Chris Phenomenal: Now a lot of people have asked what is in this for me, why I seem so concerned with Rattlesnake as opposed to something with my title shot opportunity and it’s because I’m a big believer in that old gospel philosophy, “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” When my time comes, when I no longer can compete in the ring, I don’t want to be left vulnerable, I don’t want to over stay my welcome and risk everything I’ve worked for. Now I don’t forsee this happening any time soon but when it does I want someone to tell me I’m done. When my time runs out I want some young buck to come down and tell me that it’s no longer my time to shine and I’ll gladly step aside. On the off chance that I don’t, that I end up acting like Rattlensnake I would hope that young buck would kick my ass back to Harlem and show me that it’s my time, I hope they’d do everything in their power to get the message across to me. I’d expect them to do to me everything I’ve done to Rattlesnake.The crowd jeers at Chris, the falsities he’s uttering inciting them, firing them up as a Snake chant starts amongst the faithful. Chris looks out at them and shakes his head. Chris Phenomenal: Listen to all of you, you’re selfish chants are what brings that man out to the ring. He wants to entertain, he wants to please. He’s like the little boy who get’s his ass whooped by his mother but because he’s supposed to love her still does. You all are to blame for what has happened to him, it is your own selfishness that has brought that man’s body to the brink of breaking. We all saw at Seven Deadly Sins that he can’t keep up, that with one shot I was able to knock him out. Just on Monday it happened again. He’s taken so many blows for each and everyone of you, given his health, his body, his soul and his mind to each and everyone of you without wanting for more. He’s given everything for each and everyone of you but in his time of need, when he needs you to tell him that it’s okay, that he should listen to what I’m saying. That he should settle down, do some guest appearance work with autograph signings and merchandising deals and spend the rest of his life in peace. Each and everyone of you are like the pharaoh from ancient Egypt, driving the Hebrew’s on until finally someone comes, a leader like myself, a modern day Moses who frees the Hebrews and slaughters your young. I plead with you, save Rattlesnake, do not encourage him to come out here again. I beg of each of you to tell him that it is alright to quit. I beseech you to tell him to not come back, because if he does, there are going to be dire consequences.With that Tha Real CP hits again as the crowd jeers Chris who just hangs his head, his mission to save Rattlesnake has ended up with him being crucified by the fans, a modern day Jesus Christ in his own right as Meltdown fades to commercial.
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Aug 20, 2009 15:47:18 GMT -5
Segment: We have Arrived (Credit: BK London & Jay Zero)
As we return from the first match, the cameras catch none other than BK London & Jay Zero, as a team, making their way in through the side door of the arena with their duffel bags slinged over their shoulders. Attired in their street clothes, they walk past security to the main corridor of the arena before being harassed by none other than ACW's home grown nuisance - Kevin Anderson.
Kevin Anderson: BK London! Jay Zero! A word please!
Kevin nearly trips chasing them down for the next couple of yards, but eventually - Jay Zero stops. BK London keeps going, and Zero now turns around to Kevin.
Kevin Anderson: I was hoping to get a word with both of you...
Jay Zero: Talking to me is like talking to both of us, BK London has made it clear that his actions will do the talking from now. Especially after what happened last Thursday on Meltdown.
Kevin Anderson: Just what I wanted to talk about? This may seem trivial, but - but..WHY?
Jay Zero: Why? Why?!....why not?
Kevin Anderson: Huh?
Jay Zero: Why not? You see, we're not going to just sit back like everyone else and wait for someone to step up to prove their dominance. We are the best there is to offer in ACW, both Grand Slam Champions in our own right. We both have been through it all, and we have seen it all in ACW - and the way I see it, we're just taking a different approach. A better approach..
Kevin Anderson: You call nearly throwing a woman off a balcony a better approach?
Jay Zero: You call shoving a tampon down someone's throat a better approach?! You call constantly ruining someone's life a better approach?! For a long time now people have been calling us hasbeens - and we're gonna prove we're far from it. Yoko and Sarin have been in ACW for a long time, but does anyone refer to them as hasbeens? G-Unit has lost more matches than I can count, but does anyone question their ability?! No! If people don't want to change their opinions on us, we'll break them and make them. Now if you excuse me, we have a meeting to get to..
Zero storms off to meet back up with BK London, leaving Kevin Anderson puzzled by what was just said.
Fade Out.
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Aug 20, 2009 15:47:43 GMT -5
Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word By Dave Shadow and Dan White Dave: I thought it might be a good idea to drift on by and apologise before I go out there tonight. As the scene cuts again, we find Dan White standing backstage watching the show progress on a monitor, surrounded by quite a few other members of the ACW staff. With no match tonight, he’s dressed in his normal clothes, an aura of coolness radiating off him. As he hears his old rival’s voice from behind, he closes his eyes and smiles. He turns round to find Dave Shadow standing there, dressed in his full wrestling gear with the International Championship over his shoulder.Dan White: Oi, do you want to repeat that, Dave? Dave: I said I thought it might be a good idea to find you and apologise before I go out there tonight.Dan glares at the International champion for a moment, gritting his teeth.Dan White: Fine, I’ll bite. Why is that then Dave? Dave: Cause I know how long and hard you’ve been trying to get a shot at the World title here in ACW, and I feel sorry that I’ll have to be the one who rips it away from you. Cause tonight, I fully plan on marching down to the ring and relieving Senator of that title belt.Dan lets out a little laugh and puts his hands on his hips; Dave seems to be getting frustrated at not being taken seriously.
Dave: Don’t know why you’re laughing Dan. Pretty soon, I’ll have done something you’ve useless ass has never been able to do. How long have you been trying to get the title? Dan White: Alright Dave, let me get this straight. You really think you’re going to beat Senator here tonight? Excuse me if I’m not exactly quaking in my boots. Dave: Don’t think I can do it Dan?Dan White: I think you’ve got enough things on your mind at the moment. Like finding out which fanny kicked your arse. Dave: Screw you, Dan.Dan White: But you know what, Dave? I couldn't give a fuck if you won tonight. Sure, it might put off my championship win for a couple of weeks, but it would mean I would get Senator all by myself in that damn cell. And it would still leave me as the number one contender. So sure, you winning tonight might postpone the inevitable, but it would only mean that you would be the one who would be handing me the belt. Dave: Heh, please. Dan, don't flatter yourself. I've beaten you before, and I would take great pleasure in holding you off winning that belt.Dan White: And I've beaten you before. Although if I seem to remember correctly, I did it with out cheating. Dave: Yeah, well you just keep saying that Dan. And in the mean time, perhaps you can watch and learn from someone who deserves to be a World Champion. And when I’m done, if you’re lucky, maybe I’ll let you have first crack at the title.Dave lets a big smile spread across his face before turning and walking away from White. White folds his arms and looks after him, daggers in his eyes. He might not like Senator, but he’ll quite enjoy seeing his match tonight, and hopefully witnessing Dave getting the living daylights pounded out of him.
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Aug 20, 2009 15:48:13 GMT -5
Segment: Summer Series (Credit: Michael Smart)
The scene opens up in the locker room of the Untouchables. How do you know that it's the locker room of the Untouchables? Because Michael Smart is there. Michael is sitting on a couch, holding his chin up with his right hand as he's staring at a TV screen. The camera is next to the TV, so what he is watching is not seen. Suddenly there's a knock on the door. Michael responds without turning his gaze.
Michael Smart: Come in.
There's the sound of a door opening. Into the view of the camera steps Daniel Smart, wearing a dark gray suit, black sunglasses and a blue tie. He looks at Michael, then at the TV he is staring at.
Daniel Smart: Uh... cousin, why are you looking at a Stan Vishis match?
Michael Smart: I need to scout him.
Daniel stares at Michael for a second, puzzled.
Daniel Smart: Wait, I thought Vishis went missing?
Michael Smart: He did... but I have a feeling I'll be facing him at Heatwave.
Daniel Smart: Didn't you agree to face The Red Panther at Heatwave?
Michael Smart: I did, and that's why I'm scouting Vishis.
Daniel Smart: ...That makes no sense.
Michael Smart: Of course it does. I mean, Vishis goes missing and suddenly there's this new masked guy challenging me? It's obvious they're one and the same. They have the same height, the same weight... The Red Panther IS Stan Vishis. Does that make more sense to you?
Daniel Smart: ...No, it just sounds like you've lost your mind.
Michael turns his eyes from the TV, looking at Daniel.
Michael Smart: What's so insane about that?
Daniel Smart: Well, first off, why would Vishis pretend to go missing only to challenge you as a masked wrestler instead?
Michael Smart: Element of surprise, maybe?
Daniel Smart: Also, this Panther guy has been around since before Seven Deadly Sins. In fact, he had a match at Seven Deadly Sins, the same night you first faced Vishis. Why would he have two matches in one night? And if he did, why was he so fresh against you when already having had a match before?
Michael Smart: Maybe he's in really good shape?
Daniel Smart: It's more likely that you're just stretching. Now tell me, why are you becoming obsessed with Vishis?
Michael Smart: Obsessed? It's not like that!
Michael grows silent for a moment, looking down at the ground.
Michael Smart: It's just... I lost to Vishis twice in a row and I wanted to face him again. But now I'll never know whether he's truly that much better than me. It's... I wonder whether he left on purpose because I wasn't worth his time? Maybe I'm too much of a loser for him to even bother facing me...
Daniel sits next to Michael.
Daniel Smart: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Michael looks at Daniel, confused.
Daniel Smart: Leaving on purpose... look, Vishis is not like you. If he can take the easy way out, he will. Remember when he used brass knuckles to beat you? He doesn't care about honor and challenge like you do, he just wants to win. Even if he left because of you, it's because he was scared of what you would do to him.
Michael Smart: ...
Daniel Smart: Now forget about Vishis, you need to concentrate on The Red Panther. He's the one you will really be facing.
Michael Smart: You know what? You're right.
Michael stands up, Daniel also getting up.
Michael Smart: I can't just wallow in self pity. The Summer Series may not have gone well for me, but as far as I'm concerned Vishis lost via forfeit.
Michael looks at the camera.
Michael Smart: And you, Panther, will be my next victim! Panther, you think you'll be able to get an easy win on me and climb to fame? Well, you're dead wrong. At Heatwave, it doesn't matter what you do, because in the end you will have the same fate everyone else has against me; you will fall.
Michael gets close to the camera, his face almost touching the screen.
Michael Smart:
YOU!
WILL!
FALL!
Michael leaves the room, Daniel following him as the scene fades.
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Aug 20, 2009 15:49:09 GMT -5
A Long Time Coming... Credit: Jake Cheng
While all other members of the Untouchables do their own things, Jake Cheng does some relaxing in the old locker room. Like when he was the actual Light Heavyweight Champion, Cheng doesn’t let the belt out of his sight or out of his reach. And as he watches the show from the comfort of the locker room, a cell phone vibrates on the table in front of him. Jake reaches for his pocket and realized it isn’t his phone on the table. It is actually the phone of Andrew Black, who has already left the arena today.
With no one being around, Jake looks to see who is calling, and notice the caller id says “Kirsten <3” which Jake presumes to be Black’s girlfriend, but he instantly cringes at the name, remembering his exgirlfriend with the same name, who he list due to a crazy streak last year, before he retired the first time. But seeing how its a decently common name, Cheng sucks it up and answer the phone, to pass along the message that Black is not in possession of his phone.
Jake Cheng: Hello?
Kirsten: Hello?
Jake Cheng: Hi, this is Jake, one of Andrew’s friends. I think he left his phone in the locker room when he went home.
Kirsten: Oh. Ok.
Her voice gets obviously nervous and but Jake isn’t phased. After the awkward silence, the former *enter title here* champion speaks up.
Jake Cheng: So you should probably call his apartment so he knows he left it.
Kirsten: Oh yes. Right. Bye.
And before Jake can get in another word, the odd girlfriend of Andrew Black hangs up and Cheng puts his stablemates phone back onto the table. Not even ten seconds later, Black walks back into the room.
Andrew Black: Did I leave my-
Black’s phone is airbourne and....he catches it!
Andrew Black: Thanks.
Jake Cheng: You should call your girlfriend and tell her you found it so she doesn’t call you to let you.
Andrew Black: You...you talked to Kirsten?
Jake Cheng: Yeah. She seemed a little on edge. You probably should remedy that tonight with your Black dick
Andrew Black: Ha ha ha...yeah...
And without saying goodbye, Black rushes out of the room. Jake raises an eyebrow before shrugging it off.
The camera cuts to the hallway where Andrew Black is walking very fast, sweating, and furiously dialing in his phone. It doesn’t seem like he waited long for the person on the other end to pick up, as she was probably awaiting his call.
Andrew Black: You talked to him?! Yeah yeah, I just got my phone back and he told me. Does he know? What do you mean you don’t know?! Did you disguise your voice? Well, I guess not talking just works too. Well, he didn’t say anything to me. I think we are in the clear. I got to go. Love you too. Bye.
Oh shit, they are hiding something. But what?
Fade Out
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Aug 20, 2009 15:49:40 GMT -5
OUTRAGEOUS! "Yoko is going to run me over with his wheelchair." - Jake Steele OUT OF HAND! "Penis, penis, penis" - Cody Hearst OUT OF CONTROL! "The corrupt mod, BK London" - Jason Freeman OUT OF THEIR MINDS! "It's like when you see a black guy stealing and someone says that all black people steal. Of course, it's not true, but it does happen." - Racist Rob IT'S THE ROB & FREEMAN RADIO SHOW LISTEN TO WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING! "These Rep & Freeman shows are awesome." - Michael Smart "Rep & Freeman should do commentary. They're a classic duo." - BK London "I do agree, the Rob/Freeman combo is awesome." - Dave Shadow "The show is very entertaining." - Jack Jefferson "Oh your name is Rob too....I thought it was weird Freeman and Jefferson were doing a radio show together." - Jake Cheng CHECK BACK EVERY DAY FOR POTENTIAL NEW EPISODES # Exclusive Interviews with... * Jake Steele- His banning in ACW - His thoughts on BK London and ACW - Exclusive behind the scenes secrets and his future in EPW * BK London- His mass punishment - The banning of Jake Steele - His thoughts on ACW * Thunderkiss- His departure from ACW - His thoughts on SLA - His future in e-fedding and EPW If you have questions or comments for any of the upcoming guests, please PM them to Rep on ACW or e-mail them to nostrildamus101@gmail.com. If you would like to call in to the show live, please contact Rep via MSN at Rawisrob[at]hotmail.com.
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Aug 20, 2009 15:50:23 GMT -5
Segment: Floricide Formed (Credit: BK London, Jay Zero, Jonny Spade)
The segment fades in from black and we're brought to the G-Unit locker room where Jonny Spade is standing by Gooey Garth, who is running on the treadmill. Sweat is racing down the big man's face, as Spade scouts him with his stopwatch in hand.
Jonny Spade: C'mon Gooey, just 40 more seconds! You can do it!
Gooey Garth: I...can't...AAHHH!
Jonny Spade: You can do it! 30 more, c'mon Gooey! We're almost there, you've lost 10 pounds in the past few weeks - you're almost in shape for our big match at Heatwave!
Gooey Garth: Fuck the match, get me off this stupid thing!
Jonny Spade: No! C'mon!
Gooy Garth: Why....don't you....have to do this shit?
Jonny Spade: Because I haven't been sitting on my ass eating nachos and playing Wii for 4 years!
Gooey Garth: Wii ...wii..hasn't even been out for....4 years!
Jonny Spade: Whatever...10 more seconds! You're almost there!...7....6....5...4...3...2....1!
The machine lets out a long beep, and the treadmill slowly comes to a full stop. Gooey, who is dowsed in sweat, grabs hold of the front handle bar for dear life as his feet are dragged against the treadmill as the conveyor belt begins to slow down as he continues to breathe heavily.
Jonny Spade: ...you realize that was only half a mile right?
Gooey Garth: …You do realize that you need to shut the fuck up right?
Suddenly, without any warning or knocking, the door swings open - and it's G-Unit's worst nightmare. BK London and Jay Zero make their way into G-Unit's very own fortress of solitude and quickly Spade gets ready for a fight. Gooey does the same, but he knows that if they get into anything physical - from that arduous run, he'll definitely be easy picking, but he won't go down without a fight.
Jonny Spade: What do you guys want? I'll mess you guys up real bad right now, if you don't get out.
Gooey Garth: Yea…what....what he said... *huff* *huff*
Jay Zero: Calm down -- look, we're not here to take you guys out again... all we're here for is to make a little deal with you. A proposition.
Jonny Spade: We don't care for any details from you whatsoever. So you just need to get the hell out of here.
Jay Zero: Oh I think you will care Spade. You see, this relates to our little Tag Team Title match for Heatwave, so you ought to listen up.
Spade doesn't want to to do any business with the disastrous duo, as he stares at the cocky, confident Jay Zero and looks at the slightly menacing - and suspiciously quiet - BK London standing next to him. He then look over at Gooey Garth, who is breathing quite hard - and while he has been working hard for the past 2 weeks, he's not quite ready for a big battle the likes of what will occur at Heatwave. It goes against everything he wants, but he submits.
Jonny Spade: *sigh*....alright, what is it?
Jay Zero: I knew you'd listen. Now Jonny, Gooey, whether you two like it or not, we both know that the strongest team going in there are going to be the two that hold the record for longest tag title reign... of course, that's Flower Power. Now while they may be chicks, they've got an edge over all of us with mindgames and they know how to break a person down, even if they aren't the biggest and strongest... their speed will doom guys like fat ass Garth over here.. So BK and I come to you with a proposition... one that will increase your chances of becoming 5 time ACW Tag Team Champions. But for that to happen... we must do what hasn't been done before. We must take out Flower Power - for good.
Jonny Spade: For good?
GooeyGarth: How good?
Jay gives a confused look at Gooey who looks serious after that comment. Jay shakes his head then continues.
Jay Zero: Listen, if the four of us catch them off guard, there's no way they can stop us all. They may have mindgames, but damn, we got the edge in power and numbers! Those overrated bitches will fall to the ground, crying for mercy while we leave them in no condition to compete at Heatwave. Then, and ONLY then, can we find out who is actually the best tag team in ACW history! It will simply be... Jay Zero and BK London versus G-Unit! So the offers on the table, and I highly advise for you to take it Spade... hell, I can't stress this enough that we NEED to rid ACW of that pestering boil called Flower Power, otherwise, all four of us are royally screwed come Heatwave..
Spade chuckles.
Jonny Spade: Screwed? I don't think so.
GooeyGarth: Highly unlikely.
Jay Zero: Are you not even listening to me?! I don't know if you've faced Flower Power, but I know that BK here has, and I've at least gone toe to toe with Yoko! It's not the size of her, because she WILL find a way to win! Her weakness is that severely injured nose, and Sarin - pft, she's absolutely NOTHING without her partner! We clearly proved that last week... so I won't offer it to you again, but the offers there! Now.. are you in?
Spade looks over at Gooey, and Gooey looks at Spade. And their tag team link has almost given them the power to read each other's minds.
The duo turn their backs to the champs and talk secretly about the offer put infront of them. Jonny turns his head and asks Jay a question.
Jonny Spade: …And when they're taken out, our alliance will be done with - right?
Jay Zero: Done!
Jonny turns his head once more around and begins discussing it with Gooey once more. The both turn around and Jonny reveals their decision.
Jonny Spade: ....fine, we're in.
Jay Zero: Great. Now, I don't think we need to tell you guys when the perfect time to strike is, since you know us so well - so I'll just say, we'll see ya there.
Zero and BK London head out the locker room, and Spade and Gooey look quite uncomfortable with this deal.
Jonny Spade: I don't have a good feeling about this...
Gooey Garth: Neither do I, but let's just be prepared for anything.
Fade Out.
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Aug 20, 2009 15:51:16 GMT -5
Jeff James vs The Red Panther (Credit: The Red Panther)
The match starts with both men strafing, Jeff James not wanting a stand up strike match and Panther not wanting to allow Jeff a chance to chain wrestle. Panther goes on offense with some strikes, pushing Jeff into the corner. Panther hits Jeff with the Hawaiian violence party, covering his chest with marks from the chops. With James on the floor Panther locks him in a kimura. Despite being near the ropes, Jeff James chooses to break out the old fashioned way, not taking the easy way out. The hold takes its toll and Jeff's arm even once he escapes, his strikes are less powerfully and he can't grapple Panther. Jeff manages to take Panther to the ground with a head kick and then a side headlock.
Panther pushes, getting to his feet and then throwing Jeff to the ropes before planting him with the Barrett .50 cal, but he only gets a two. Panther double stomps Jeff James' forehead and drops a knee. Jeff rolls around on the floor but is immobilized by a kick to the ribs. Panther locks in a camel clutch, slowing the pace. James escapes and turns the match into a chain wrestling match, putting Panther in a hammer lock, which Panther turns into a hammer lock of his own. James twists out of it and then kicks Panther in the gut before planting him with a DDT. Jeff wastes no time, locking in a knee bar on Panther. Panther uses his free leg to kick James in the jaw, rolls out and hits the rising Jeff James with a Pele kick!
Panther jumps to the top rope and waits for Jeff, and then jumps, planting him with the flip outa the Aloha state! Panther transitions into a ground and pound, smashing an elbow into Jeff's skull. Panther lays punches into James until he bucks Panther off and when Panther stands, Jeff knees him and plants him with a piledriver! Jeff covers but can't get the three, just two. James argues with the ref, allowing Panther to sneak up on him and lock in a cobra clutch. Panther turns, throwing James down with the hold locked in. The ref checks James, seeing if he is still in it, and he is. Jeff uses all his muscle to stand and tries prying Panther's arm away. Seeing this, Panther throws Jeff away and hits a Somoa Spin Kick! Panther covers and gets three!
Meltdown winner: The Red Panther!
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Aug 20, 2009 15:52:30 GMT -5
Tonights edition of Meltdown is also brought to you by, all new grouch be gone.One look is all it took-Senator.
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Aug 20, 2009 15:52:56 GMT -5
Segment: Reconnect (Credit: Sarin / Yoko)
Lights flash from the television screen. Yoko and Sarin sit on the couch with a bag of popcorn between them. It's clear from their rosy cheeks and toothy smiles that they're immensely enjoying whatever is on the TV screen.
Yoko: That move is perfect! You nail it just where it hurts the most.
Sarin: Thanks. You know you do good work down there yourself.
Yoko: Damn right I do.
They both reach into the popcorn bag at the same time. Though their knuckles brush as they scoop up some kernel, neither acknowledges this contact--at least, not externally.
Sarin: Mmm...I love this part; here it comes!
Yoko: The look on my face is great when I switch it on...the buzzing that thing makes is profound.
Sarin: Get ready for it!
Yoko: Yes! A-ma-zing.
Sarin: You can even see bits of his flesh tearing off on contact!
The camera pans over to the television screen. Flower Power is not, as one would suspect, reviewing a tape of one of their prior frenzied and legendary lovemaking sessions. It's a tape of their tag team TLC match against Hunter and Fallen Souls. Fed up with their antics, Yoko had revved up Ridley's old weedwhacker and sliced into Hunter's abdomen, a moment in Flower Power history made particularly hard to live down.
The match didn't last long after that devastating blow, and with some reluctance Sarin felt for the remote and switched off the screen.
Sarin: I don't suppose you'd like a cigarette after watching that?
Yoko: I like to nape afterward. You know that well enough.
Sarin turns, her dark hair falling to hide the reddening in her cheeks.
Yoko: Anyway, how did you find this tape? All my match recordings are buried somewhere under heaps of memorabilia...
Sarin: Yuki found a stack of them in an abandoned closet.
Yoko tenses, primordially sensing what this is about.
Yoko. Hrmgh.
Sarin: Have you, err, spoken to her recently?
It's hard to hide the timid quality in her voice. Yoko shakes her head.
Yoko: No. It hasn't exactly been on my priority list.
Sarin: Well, maybe that should change. Yuki's going through a lot right now. I do what I can for her, but you're her big sister. That's a role I can never fulfill.
Yoko: I know; I know. I'll see her first thing tomorrow--
Sarin: Nuh-uh, missy. I've heard _that_ well enough, thank you very much. You're going to find her right now.
Yoko: You can't just kick me out of this room!
But she's already standing and making for the door. Sarin sticks out her tongue and winks.
Sarin: Have fun. I'm about to press rewind some odd 500 times and watch you maul Hunter. Why does this never get old?!
Yoko: Because grievously injuring tools is a national pastime.
Yoko nods and slips out of the room, leaving Sarin with a remote, some popcorn, and a whole lot of time to reflect on the flesh chunks of her enemy soaring through the air.
Fade.
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