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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 13, 2009 15:34:59 GMT -5
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Jeff James vs. Gary
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BK London vs. Jonny Spade
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Mr. Red vs. Andrew Starr
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Hardcore Match - Non Title VorteX vs. Rena Matheson w/ Thunder Train
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The Senator and Dave Shadow vs. Dan White and Jack Jefferson
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 13, 2009 16:26:15 GMT -5
While many of the fans have come to expect an opening speach from a low life or a fan favourite, tonight we shift gears and begin with what everybody in wrestling loves to see....MATCHES!
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 13, 2009 16:26:54 GMT -5
Match 1: Jeff James vs. Gary
Gary started this match with confidence, and was able to attack the newcomer with a few punches early on. But for the beginning of this match, that was about as far as the offence got for ACW's veteran jobber, as James quickly started piling on the pressure, eager to make an impact on the management team. He quickly reverses a punch into an armlock, using his knee to force Gary into a kneeling position, before grabbing his head and forcing him hard onto his back. He makes a cover, but Gary calmly kicks out before two. The duo get up, and already the match is becoming a bit of a formality, especially as James whips Gary into the turnbuckle, and catches him in a hard lariat. Gary stumbles out of the corner, and James quickly takes him down with a shoulder charge to the knee, quickly locking in a leg lock. Gary screams in pain, but is able to grab the nearby ropes with all his might, and the threat is subdued. But only momentarily. As Gary rises to his feet (with a prominent limp), he staggers straight into a wrist clutch suplex, landing with a great thud on the mat. James makes the cover, but again there is a kick out from the jobber.
James is becoming rather frustrated at this point, and would wish the match to finish sooner rather than later. He approaches Gary, going to pick him up, when.... SMALL PACKAGE!!! 1-2-3!!! GARY WINS! GARY WINS!
No he doesn't. James kicks out of two, and is very surprised at the cheek of Gary to play possum. So in retaliation, James gives him a hearty boot whilst he's on the floor. Gary winces, but he's not doing himself any favours, as James locks him into a Full Nelson and hoists him onto his feet. A firm Dragon Suplex later, and you have the 1-2-3, and the real winner.
Meltdown Winner: Jeff James
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 13, 2009 16:27:54 GMT -5
Segment: Ultimatum (Credit: Dan White)
The camera opens up in the backstage, and we are greeted to the Chairman, Mr. Gingerdude, much to the dismay of the crowd, who promptly give him a piece of their mind with a chorus of jeers and boos. But the chairman does not hear them, or rather chooses not to hear them, as he scans his paperwork. Looking at the ratings for the previous Warfare, he tuts as he eyes the numbers for the show.
Gingerdude: Well, the ratings were high enough, but that does not stop my growing concern in this bloody company...
As he mentions this, his secretary walks through the door, with a folder. She catches the end of Ginger’s sentence, commenting.
Secretary: Um, what exactly do you mean by growing concern?
Ginger looks up, having not noticed his secretary walk through.
Gingerdude: Oh, just in regards to Senator Steve Phillips and Dan White
Boos emit for the world champion, but they’re quickly changed to cheers for the Welshman.
Gingerdude: They’re both doing my head in. I mean is it too much to ask for that we have one show that doesn’t end with some kind of attack, or brawl? It’s completely ridiculous.
Silently, his secretary hands him the file.
Gingerdude: Great, more paperwork. Hopefully I won’t have to fill this one in, but the way things are going, it looks as though we need an ending to all of this mayhem as quickly as we can. Thank you.
The secretary nods her head, before exiting, as Ginger slides a sheet of paper out of the file.
Gingerdude: I didn’t think I would have to resort to this....
Fade Out.
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Segment: YOU! make the fucking title. Credit: Rena & Train
Rena: So I guess this is kind of a celebration?
She took a sip of her $200 champagne in a $2 plastic cup, turning to Train with a smile. He was laid out on a chair, his hands intertwined behind his head, looking up into the ceiling.
Train: Ah, feels good to be champ.
Rena: Oh, honey, you brought back a title.
Train: Yeah? So?
Rena: Well it's not like you WON it. I can't believe you conned me into buying this champagne and you're not even drinking.
Train: I'm not drinking that shit, it tastes like ass.
Rena: Where's Thunder Thighs?
Train: No clue. But as long as she isn't with like Jake Cheng or someone, it's fine.
Rena: Alright. Anyways, you need to do something with that title.
Train: I am-
Rena: No, I mean like compete with it. Until you can show you can keep the title, people are just going to think you're a joke.
Train: I'm not a joke, I'm THE TRAIN.
Rena: Alright, then ...
Train: And I wouldn't be talking so much. Didn't you lose a few nights ago? lololol
Rena: Shut up.
Train: Yeah, not so nice when the fingers at you now!
Rena: You don't need to be worrying about me, babe ... you just handle your side of the fight.
Train: I am, don't you worry.
Rena: And make sure he doesn't one-up you.
Train: He can't, no one one-ups Train! It's a well known opinion!
Rena: Well darling, cheers to us.
She raised her plastic cup and finished her drink, cringing.
Rena: It does taste like ass... two-hundred dollar ass.
Train: I've had that before, and she wasn't worth it.
Rena: You're such a pig.
[fade]
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 13, 2009 16:28:21 GMT -5
Segment: Cloture - Capitalists (Credit: BK London & Jay Zero)
As we return to the hustle and bustle of the backstage area, we catch up with none other than the Tag Team that seems to have been thrusted into the limelight with the current questionable status of their Fallout brand - The Capitalitsts. Coming out of the Senatorial Stable locker room, Anthony Kalb and Kevin Fitsharris seems to still be arguing about a certain something that happened nearly two weeks ago.
Anthony Kalb: Listen, LISTEN - I'm sorry alright.
Kevin Fitsharris: You can say sorry all you want, but it means nothing if you don't actually mean it.
Anthony Kalb: I mean it, you know I mean it. It's just, I just couldn't allow myself to have my face raked across barbed wire like a cheese grater. It's how I make my money...
Kevin Fitsharris: Whatever...
Anthony Kalb: Whatever? WHATEVER?! ....whatever...listen, I don't know how much you've been watching..
Kevin Fitharris: I can't see anything out my left eye, no thanks to you!
Anthony Kalb: I said I was sorry! But, we have to focus on getting our Tag Team Titles back - and quick. Alright? G-Unit has reformed, Flower Power has reformed, Mestaruus has reformed - it's like every team from the jurassic era of ACW is back, and they want tag team gold. We need to line ourselves up with a shot before anyone else can get one. Got it?
Kevin Fitsharris: Sounds like a plan.
Anthony Kalb: Now I suggest we do that by -- OOF!
With no warning at all, almost a blur that flies across the screen takes down Anthony Kalb and Fitsharris is the second to fall by the hands of some quick adversaries. As the cameras get a good look at them, from quite some distance away - it surprisingly appears to be none other than the team of Jay Zero and BK London, the Tag Team Champions.
BK London picks up Anthony Kalb by the collar of his shirt and delivers a super stiff right hand to the face, while Jay Zero grabs Fitsharris by the back of his head and throws him into the concrete wall. Fitsharris' head bounces off the wall and he falls back down to the ground, clutching his already injured eye. BK London stomps away at Anthony Kalb, with each boot connecting directly to the stomach and then he proceeds to drive the sole of his boot into the throat of the former ACW Tag Team Champion.
Kalb's face begins to turn a bright red, and Jay Zero now picks up Fitsharris once more and throws him into a nearby door. The door flies off the hinges, literally, and the swollen eye competitor lays on the detached door over a flight of steps. The idea immediately pops into Zero's mind, and like a wolf - he sets his eyes on his prey and gets ready to pounce. Fitsharris stirrs a bit on the ground, but he's slowly coming to and Jay Zero licks his lips in anticipation for the next bloodthirsty attack.
Fitsharris' head pokes up, and the Tag Team Champion Jay Zero races over to him and connects with a huge knee to his skull. As if the impact of the blow wasn't hard enough on the aching wrestler, the trip down the flight of stairs didn't do any favor. Rolling uncontrollably, Fitsharris feels each step smack against a part of his body and he eventually stops upon reaching the end of the steps. A camera closes in on the mangled body of Fitsharris, and now he lays in a pool of his own blood - a shell of his former self.
Meanwhile, BK London's attack has taken him only a few yards down towards the cafeteria where through the glass window you can see the catering that has been spread to feed our hungry ACW wrestlers. London picks up Kalb, who's shirt is ripped and tattered, who's body is bruised and battered - he simply stares at him for a brief moment. It's almost if he says something to Kalb, but without forming any actual words. The next moves sees Kab picked up and thrown through the glass pane seperating the corridor from the cafe.
As the camera manages to get to the other side, he closes in on Kalb who lays totally inert over hundreds of shards of glass. The chefs are absolutely shocked by the events, and even more shocked that such an act can be committed by such a cool, calm, and collected guy such as BK London has been lately. London stands over his work, breathing in and out heavily, and he doesn't smile at all - not like his partner Jay Zero.
While Zero seems to be reveling in this moment, having destroyed The Capitalits - London simply looks down at his work and walks away. London and Zero talked a bit on Thursday about taking matters into their own hands, and this may have been the direct result of that conversation - but something tells me that this is FAR from over.
Fade Out
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 13, 2009 16:29:15 GMT -5
Segment: Depression (Credit: Michael Smart)
The scene starts with a shot of a door. More accurately, the door to the locker room of the Untouchables. The door suddenly opens and out comes Michael Smart, wearing a black Michael Smart-shirt and blue jeans. Michael is looking depressed, his expression sorrowful as he closes the door behind him. He starts walking down the hallway when he notices another man in front of him. Wearing a dark grey suit, a brown tie and black sunglasses, this man is Daniel Smart.
Daniel Smart: 'Sup, cousin?
Michael lets out a brief, almost inaudible sigh.
Michael Smart: Nothing...
Michael walks around Daniel and starts walking away from the locker room door, but Daniel quickly turns around to walk alongside him. The camera follows the two of them as they walk.
Daniel Smart: Alright, what's bothering you?
Michael Smart: I think you know...
Daniel Smart: That word thing is still bothering you? You should at least be happy that we know what it me...
Michael Smart: Not that! I'm talking about my losing streak.
Daniel Smart: Oh, that! Hey, you win some and you lose some. I'm sure you'll do better on your third match.
Michael Smart: I'm not so sure about that...
Daniel Smart: Stop being so negative! So yeah, if you lose just one more match you'll lose the whole thing, so what? That just means that you'll have to beat Vishis three times in a row! How hard can that be?
Michael stops and starts glaring at Daniel.
Michael Smart: He's already beaten me twice, he can do it a third time.
Michael starts walking again, Daniel following him.
Daniel Smart: Well, surely he'll win if you have an attitude like that! You need to think positively, cousin! Do you think I would've won 3.4 millions from the slots if I was negati...
Michael Smart: Enough about your slots! Go have fun with your expensive clothes and your expensive car in expensive nightclubs and let regularly paid me be!
Daniel stays silent for a moment, then starts talking with a more silent voice.
Daniel Smart: Look, I didn't mean to brag. I'm just saying that you can't accomplish anything if all you do is whine about not being able to get anything done. If, instead of moping about losing, you'd concentrate on winning, you could still get the win in the Summer Series.
Michael stays silent, looking down at the ground. Daniel looks at him, then starts laughing. Michael stops to glare at him again.
Michael Smart: What's so funny?
Daniel takes a while to get most of the laughter out of the way, but eventually gives up and tries to explain while chuckling.
Daniel Smart: It's just... heh heh... I was r... reading ahahaha... about the five paths of co... hehehee... coping with loss and... you fit them perfectly! Denial, anger, now sorrow! Guess you'll be bargaining with the referee next! AHAHAHA! You're so predictable!
Michael stares at Daniel dumbfounded for a while, before a smile forms on his face. Michael Smart: That's not funny, you idiot. That's... totally not fun...
Michael can't hold it in any longer and starts laughing as well. The two laugh for a good thirty seconds. On the background an intern can be seen walking by, staring wide-eyed at the cousins, wondering what the two are on. Eventually the laughter stops, the two taking a moment to breathe.
Michael Smart: Damn your laughter is contagious.
Daniel Smart: Anyway, are you going back to the hotel? Want me to give you a lift?
Michael Smart: No thanks, I have my car...
Michael puts his hand in the right pocket of his jeans, but feels nothing.
Michael Smart: ...Huh?
Michael searches his left pocket, too, but it is equally empty.
Michael Smart: Crap, I must've left the keys in the locker room.
Michael starts walking back towards the door of the locker room, Daniel following him.
Daniel Smart: So, still think you'll lose?
Michael Smart: I'm not sure, Daniel. I mean, thinking positively is good and all, but Vishis is still a tough opponent. My back's still a bit sore from last Monday. Vishis... no matter what happens, I'll have another tough match ahead of me.
Daniel Smart: Well, that's life. If everything was easy to attain, life would get boring fast.
Michael Smart: Like your money?
Daniel Smart: That's different, getting money is always awesome.
Michael Smart: Anyway, you're right. There are matches that can go either way. I guess I'll just have to try my hardest. Besides, even if I lose, I still have a respectable and understanding stable of people to bring me back up.
The two reach the door. Michael grabs the knob and, noticing that the door is already slightly open, pushes it forward to get inside. Suddenly a bucket of water falls on his head. The bucket gets stuck on his head, water dripping from inside it. There is the sound of laughter coming from inside the locker room. The camera gets closer to show Jonny Spade laughing.
Jonny Spade: Gotcha! Gotta love when the classics work!
Michael just stands there quietly as Spade continues laughing.
Jonny Spade: Can't believe you fell for that.
The laughing quiets down as Michael is still standing quietly.
Jonny Spade: Uh... are you okay?
Michael silently takes the bucket off his head, looks at it... then throws it at Spade! Spade barely manages to dodge it. Michael turns to face the camera, pissed off.
Michael Smart: You know what? Why stay sad when I can just be pissed off instead! Vishis, this Monday you'll see what happens when I'm really pissed off! All I can promise is that it won't be pleasant for you! Vishis, you will fall.
Michael gets close to the camera, his face right in front of it.
Michael Smart: Did you hear me?
YOU!
WILL!
FALL!
Michael starts walking away, Spade and Daniel shocked from his sudden outburst. Michael walks away as the scene fades to...
?: Did you hear about Vishis?
Michael stops in his tracks, turning around to face the source of the voice. The camera also turns to show two interns talking with each other.
Intern 2: Yeah, he just disappeared all of a sudden, no one's seen him for a while. Did he quit?
Intern 1: I don't think so, there would've been an announcement. All I've heard is that he's missing and no one knows where he is.
The camera turns back to show Michael, looking confused at the words he's hearing as the scene fades.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 13, 2009 16:29:50 GMT -5
(Title: A Big Mistake.) (Credit: Chris Phenomenal)
The scene opens in the backstage area of the ACW arena, Chris Phenomenal standing next to Kip Anderson, microphone in hand as Chris rocks on the balls of his feet as the camera operator signals to the two, counting down before the red light turns on.
Kevin Anderson: Ladies and gentleman at this time I am joined by the former entertainment champion Chris Phenomenal. Now Chris, last week we saw you deliver a brutal beat down to Dan White prior to your match however before you delivered the final blow, it appeared as if you apologized to Dan White. Now we’ve already seen once before that you’ve turned your back on a man for presumable greener pastures. Are you doing the same thing, this time to Senator?
Chris Phenomenal: To suggest that I would do such a thing Kevin is down right ludicrous. Senator over the past two months has not only been a noble companion, but an excellent teacher. Over the past two months under his tutelage I have improved exponentially. For me to back away on a man who has done so much for me is pure stupidity. I would also ask what I would have to gain from Dan White winning the title, I already have a guaranteed shot against Senator, good as long as he holds the title so there is no reason for me to turn my back on Senator. As far as apologizing, I’m sure you’re mistaken Kevin, do you honestly see me, apologizing to someone, for anything.
Chris looks at Kevin who looks at him for a brief moment before carrying on with the interview, a composed face hiding the fear of Chris Phenomenal who over the past month has grown quite erratic under the supposed tutelage of Senator.
Kevin Anderson: Last week after you assaulted Dan White you revealed the match was going to be a handicap match however Dan was able to change that. Where you at all surprised about his choice of tag team partner, especially considering the history between you and Rattlesnake?
Chris Phenomenal: Was I surprised, yes and no. No I wasn’t surprised because I assumed that under the conditions Dan would pick a partner he was familiar with and Rattlesnake was one of the few guys that were still around, although quite frankly he would have been better bringing in Old Man Thunderkiss or the Royles as his partner, I’m certain he could walk down the streets and find someone better than the washed up has been called Rattlesnake and that’s why I’m surprised he showed up.
After the beating I laid on him at Seven Deadly Sins, after I beat him to within an inch of his life he decided to show up here in ACW as the partner of Dan White, he decided to step back into the ring against me and once again we failed. However by showing up here he showed that he isn’t going to heed my advice, he’s going to continue to show up, expect a match on the card and get his ass handed to him. It’s going to happen over and over until finally someone puts him out of his misery. I didn’t want that to happen, I didn’t want to see him crippled beyond repair, all I wanted for him was to realize that his time has come and gone and he hasn’t accepted that.
Kevin Anderson: So what are you going to do about it Chris? I’m assuming that you aren’t going to let this go.
Chris Phenomenal: For once in your life Kevin Anderson, you’ve actually used your brain to report something that’s correct. No I will not let this go, I will not settle with just being able to say I defeated Rattlesnake. I want to say I saved Rattlesnake, I want him to realize that even though I kicked his ass from here to that cesspool he leaves in that he owes me a big favor. So Rattlesnake, I know you’re watching, I know that you’re out there taking notes staying away but I’m coming to find you and when I do, you’re going to have to accept that what I’m saying is the gospel truth. It may not be pretty, it may resemble a jihad with plenty of blood spilt for a righteous cause but in the end, you and I both know that it will be worth it.
Kevin Anderson: So what does that mean?
Chris Phenomenal: It means Kevin, that this is far from over.
With that Chris walks off the screen, a serious look on his face as he walks away from Kevin Anderson and we turn back to the ring for our second match of the evening.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 13, 2009 16:38:06 GMT -5
Match 2: BK London vs. Jonny Spade (Credit: BK London, Jay Zero, & Jonny Spade)
Phillip: This singles match is scheduled for one fall...
Fuel's "Won't Back Down" sends the crowd into a frenzy for none other than the 'Ace of Spades' Jonny Spade - who has a match against the man who's motives from earlier are currently being questioned.
Phillip: ...making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 255lbs from Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Jonny Spade!
Another pop as Phillip mentions the former six time ACW Tag Team Champion's name - but it dies down as soon as a few moments pass without an appearance from Jonny Spade. Referee Keiji Makabe is in the ring, and he looks over at Phillip who can only shrug his shoulders to these current events.
At the top of the stage, nothing seems to be occuring but the titantron and music continues to be playing. Quickly however, the cameras cut to behind the scenes where it appears that Jonny Spade is getting double teamed. As Jonny Spade is backed up against the automatic garage door for the parking lot - he's pummeled by a flury of punches and kicks from Jay Zero and BK London. Eventually, Canada's own drops down to the mat and the onslaught continues.
BK London picks up Jonny Spade by the back of his head and rams him into the metal garage door, slamming him repeatedly - leaving a dent in the very expensive feature to the ACW arenas. Like Kalb earlier, Spade's head bounces off the garage door and he stumbles backwards before dropping down to the concrete floor.
However, the attack isn't over as Jay Zero picks up the former Entertainment Champion and throws him into a stack of pipes simply leaning against a rather large support beam of the arena. Spade is totally disoriented and taken by surprise from this attack that he's unable to mount an offense, just the type of advantage Jay Zero and BK London wanted. Zero darts his eyes over at London, and advances towards him.
Jay Zero: Get the golf cart!
BK London: ...what?
Jay Zero: I said get the golf cart!
Without questioning any further, BK London walks off screeen for a few moments while Jay Zero continues to beat the tar out of his opponent. Mounting over him, Zero focuses on landing blow after blow to the oribtal bone of Spade - possibly hoping to break it. Soon enough, a golf cart rolls around and the eyes of Jay Zero light up. He stands up, and goes into the back compartment of the golf cart before pulling out quite a heavy rope.
This may be getting a bit too brutal for the smaller fans at home, and several parents cover the eyes of their young ones as Jay Zero wraps one end of the rope around Spade's neck while keeping the other side attached the golf cart.
Jay Zero: Now hit the gas! HIT THE GAS!
London's a bit hesistant to do so. While he did mastermind this idea, he's slowly having second thoughts. He wasn't in this to end anyone's career - to stop Spade from putting dinner on his family's table, he just wanted to get ahead. As he contemplates this, he isn't given enough time to hit the gas as the rather large Gooey Garth appears out of nowhere and pulls the former World Champion out the front seat. London rolls across the ground, and now Gooey sets his eyes on Jay Zero.
Zero attempts to beat Gooey to the punch, with literally a punch of his own, but the former four time Tag Champ in his own right blocks the attempt and throws the much ligher Zero across the parking lot. While Gooey wasn't exactly that thrilled to be stepping back into the ring, he has no problem getting his hands dirty to defend the people that he cares about. Garth makes a brave attempt to free Spade from the rope, but eventually the numbers game catches up to him. A double sledge by BK London knocks Gooey Garth down to his knees, and Zero follows up with a head splitting buzzsaw kick to the back of his head.
The team of Grand Slam Champions aren't finished at all, as Zero picks up Gooey Garth by his rather large head and places him in a front headlock. With no remorse, Zero DDTs Gooey head first into the solid concrete - and all that is heard is a sickening thud. Gooey lays motionless next to his G-Unit brother, and it looks like the fight is going to continue a bit - but the entire roster of referees, Fallout and ACW, spill onto the scene and restrain the Tag Team Champions.
The same smile that came over Zero's face earlier when he dismantled The Capitalitsts, appears again - and now he pats his partner BK London on the back, who isn't as thrilled as Zero - but appears to be satisfied. The two are ordered to retreat from the scene by backstage officials, and they oblige on their own accord.
With the second attack of the night on a Tag Team, one has to wonder - which pair is next?
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 13, 2009 16:38:25 GMT -5
Segment: Demise & Conquer (Credit: BK London & Jay Zero)
As we return to the back, with no intricate camera shots or too much of an introduction - we see none other than BK London and Jay Zero in their locker room.
Jay Zero: Can you believe it? What a rush?! It feels good to finally stick it to those subpar tag teams. Those tag teams who think they have the balls to challenge us! No one, NO ONE - is bigger than Jay Zero & BK London...
Jay Zero is almost expecting for BK London to interject with the correction, but that's not the case. Instead, while Jay Zero seems to be overjoyed with what has happened - London appears to be regretting it a bit. His less than stellar attitude doesn't sit will with Zero, and Zero approaches him.
Jay Zero: What's your problem?
BK London: It's...it's nothing...
Jay Zero: Oh, there's something going on - now tell me. This was YOUR plan, so you can't go back on this London. We're already in too deep.
BK London: I know, I know! I just need a few more moments to process this. Whole thing?
Jay Zero: London, do NOT tell me you're having second thoughts. You spent the better part of the end of last year attacking me backstage and trying to ruin my life - and when you beat down The Capitalists and G-Unit, two teams who have been a thorn in your backstage since god knows when - you're showing remorse!
BK London: It's not remorse! It's just..I don't know.
Jay Zero: Listen alright, the next team to go down will be Flower Power. Now, I know enough about them to know that we can't do the same thing we did with those other two numbskull teams out there. We need to intricately plan this. That's why, I got my hands on this..
Jay Zero turns around and goes in his duffel bag, he moves a few of his colored tights to the side and he pulls out a small white square. Upon closer inspection, it appear to be a picture. However, what the picture is of appears to be a mystery to all except BK London and Jay Zero.
As London stares at the picture, his eyes slowly widen. It appears he has noticed the holy grail of all pictures, and he looks over at Jay Zero.
BK London: How did you obtain this?
Jay Zero: I have my ways - but that's not important. What is important is that I've found something that will cause the Flower Power reunion to end a little earlier than everyone has anticipated. And then, when the time is right, we will make our move - and our move, will be the only move. Now get in the mindset London, we have no time for games. By the end of the night, Flower Power will be pushing up daisies.
Zero has seemed to take the role of leader of this team when it comes to the destruction of the ACW Tag Team roster. His heart is black, his blood his cold, and his mind can only focus on the destruction and demise of others. But BK London seems to be a bit more conflicted with his current situation. Could his idea not be having the effect on him that he anticipated?
With The Capitalists decimated and G-Unit destroyed, things don't appear to be looking well for Flower Power.
Fade Out
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Sexiest Revenge Ever Credit: Jake Cheng and Thunder Train
In an undisclosed location in the ACW, the Asian Extraordinaire is executing his revenge on Thunder Train’s unveiling of the (wrong) Light Heavyweight Title Belt. And by the sounds of Thunder Thigh’s moans, he is doing a pretty good job. And by a pretty good job I mean her. But the noises that come from that room would suggest otherwise.
Thunder Thighs: Chocolate cake! Oh yeahhh....chocolate caaaaaaaake! Pound me like a pound cake!
Well I guess there is a first time for everything. Today, that first is a woman who yells foods when she has sex. Its a good thing she is attractive or this revenge might not be worth it.
Thunder Thighs: Mmmm. Let’s roleplay.
It just gets more interesting..
Thunder Thighs: Let’s pretend your a wrestler and-
*slap* Smartass bitch. And without warning another *slap* comes. And then with even less warning, the kinky SOB Cheng is, decides to *whip*. And what would this string of event be without a *meow* from Thunder Thighs.
A few minutes later, there was a climax of noise...and of other things. And then about a minute later, Jake Cheng leaves the room fully clothed. Thunder Thighs yells for him to come back but Jake Cheng is a real man and doesn’t cuddle afterwards. I don’t know if this revenge was the best idea, but it sure was a good way to spend ten minutes.
Fade Out.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 13, 2009 16:38:48 GMT -5
Segment: Officially Official (Credit: Yoko / Sarin)
Ginger's office is a place where careers often begin or end. Or in some cases, restart. Sarin Rossi and Yoko Satoshi stand before Ginger's desk.
Ginger: If I had been told last year that either of you would be back here, I would have had a good laugh. One of you went crazy and the other to prison. Yet here you both are. Together, even. I'm pretty shocked.
Sarin: A lot needed to be sorted out, I guess.
Ginger: You're not mortal enemies anymore either?
Sarin: We never were.
Yoko: I thought we were. But, um, not anymore.
Sarin: We were a great team once, and we will be again. Our personal issues shouldn't affect the business, that's not how professionals conduct themselves.
Ginger: Which is something I've tried to tell you for years. If you both feel that way, then good. However, I do have one concern. I don't like to pry into the love lives of my workers, but I have to address this. Yoko, Sarin is still involved with Rattlesnake. Are you going to behave? I'm asking you because of your long history of instability.
Yoko: I'm fine now.
Ginger: Are you sure? In the past you've put people in serious danger. By now I've learned that you attract trouble, and I try to overlook that, but you also have a tendency to get violent. Earlier this year you struck Pablo Lopez with an axe.
Sarin: She did what?
Yoko: That wasn't me, that was the Grim Goblin.
Ginger: Yes, the same Grim Goblin that signed your current contract. Or did you forget about how you snuck back into ACW after I fired you?
Yoko: No, but I was hoping you did...
Ginger: I let that slide for two reasons. Firstly, after contacting your doctor recently, I found out that you were indeed cleared to compete while you were pretending to be a goblin. So while I fired you in 2007 for lying about doctor's clearance, you were healthy when I inadverdently signed you again.
Sarin: Yoko, you're fully healed now?
Ginger: Don't interupt. Secondly, since I thought I was signing a masked nobody, the money was significantly lower than your usual pay, and in fact, still is.
Yoko: I've noticed that.
Ginger: I consider that a fair punishment for tricking me. But that doesn't mean we're even yet, which brings me back to my point. I've been lenient with you regarding the way you handle your issues with other workers, but that ends now. I won't tolerate any behavior from you that threatens someone's life. I know how quickly you can snap, so I'm prepared to fire you just as fast.
Yoko: I understand. I'll try to be more professional than I have been.
Ginger: That goes for you too, Sarin.
Sarin: Me?
Ginger: No other promoter would even consider negotiating with you two, not with your history of problems. But I know you, and I know you can achieve whatever you try to. Prove me right. Consider this a form of probation. Show me you can be the stars you're supposed to be again. If you do, we'll talk about increasing your paychecks to their previous levels. But if you screw it up again, I may have to let you go. For good.
Sarin: We won't disappoint.
Ginger: I'll make an announcement immediately about your reunion. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some calls to make. I plan to get your sponsorship deals re-instated. They won't listen to you, but they'll trust me. Don't make me regret this.
Yoko: Thanks a lot for having so much faith in us. We'll make everyone remember what fear tastes like!
Sarin: ...Flowers?
Ginger chuckles as they make their exit.
Yoko: Sarin, are you making more than $60,000 in your current contract?
Sarin: $70,000. Why, am I making more than you now? It's about time.
Flower Power is officially back!
End Segment.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 13, 2009 16:39:20 GMT -5
A Challenge Answered [/color] Credit: VorteX[/center] The scene opens up to the backstage area of the ACW arena where Vortex is walking. Before he can reach his destination, he is ambushed by Kevin Anderson. Vortex tries ignoring Anderson as he did a week ago; however, Anderson is not one to be blown off twice. Kevin quickly runs around the front of Vortex and points a microphone at him, eyes lit up like a schoolgirl. Kevin: The champ is here! Vortex: ….Kevin: Not liking that one? Well how about this one…stay a while and listen to the champ! Vortex: If you do not stop coming up with horrible catchphrases, I will be forced to make a news headline out of you. With his fun train derailed, Kevin looks down for a moment trying to come up with an appropriate question. Before he can do this, Vortex comes up with one for him.Vortex: Instead of rambling like a moron, you could ask me how I feel about my challenge from Monday being answered in the form of a Hardcore match tonight. Kevin: How do you feel about management answering your challenge for you by giving you a Hardcore match against Rena tonight? Also, how do you feel about hitting women with chairs?! Vortex smiles a bit, clever questions were always welcome in his book.Vortex: Rena is a competitor. When you step into that ring as a competitor, you are seen as neither a man nor a woman, so naturally I have no issue with using the environment to my advantage. Kevin: What about Train? He’s going to be right on the out… Vortex: Seeing as how I am not a food item, I have nothing to fear from Thunder Train. If he wishes to get himself involved in the match then so be it. The fire in Kevin’s eyes was slowly dying. Logic plays hell with such simpletons.Kevin: That’s all fine and dandy but what about the masked man? He seems to show up every time you are involved in a match lately! While this was a lie as he had not worn said mask for weeks now, Vortex isn’t about to shy away from this ploy.Vortex: This masked man you speak of may be closer than you think. Kevin: Really? WHERE? Kevin’s phone beeps.Kevin: Oh my god… Vortex watches Kevin’s face as he reads the lit up phone screen with much excitement.Kevin: The masked guy…he posted a comment on my wall! Vortex: Your…wall? Kevin: My FaceBook page! Don’t you know anything? Vortex: Well, what did he say? Kevin: “When the rainbows in the sky die, watch out, for away your thoughts may fly”? What…the hell? Distractions are fun. Vortex: Well there’s your answer. Kevin: Oh man! OH MAN! I’m going to decipher this! If I decipher this, I will be the smartest wrestling reporter to set foot on this earth! Away he runs…like a bee to nectar. Having had his fun for the day, Vortex turns his attention to preparing for much more serious matters, the first one being his match in a few minutes.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 13, 2009 16:39:52 GMT -5
OTA Segment: Cleaning up the Goo (Credit: G-Unit) Tuesday August 11th 2009The scene opens up with Jonny and Gooey walking down the street on ACW island, as he walks by people, they begin to point and whisper to people that they are walking with wondering if that’s really him underneath all that hair. Gooey: Jon is this really such a good idea? I mean, couldn’t we just take the car? There are people pointing and laughing. Jonny: Of course it is, do you think anybody is going to take you seriously looking like a shag carpet? I doubt it. Let’s put a positive spin on this shall we? At least the people here are remembering who you are still. Trust me; this will help with your self-confidence also so it can’t hurt. As they continue to walk along the sidewalk they finally arrive to their destination which is a barber shop where Gooey will get a whole new cut and hair style. Jonny: Hey Dave! Dave: ‘EY JONNY! How you been? Whose do you have hiding under that carpet on their head? Jonny: I’m good, this here is my friend Gooey. Dave: ! No way! Really? Jonny: Yup! I need you to give him a good clean look on him. Dave: No problem! Come back in 15 minutes and he will be a whole new man. Jonny: Excellent, just what I like to hear. ~15 minutes later~ When Jonny comes back into the shop, he sees Gooey with a clean shaven look and a buzz cut hair style. Jonny stumbles backwards with his back against the wall.Jonny: Gooey is that you? I didn’t know you looked like that underneath there. Thanks Dave! Jonny gives Dave $15 and the two of them leave. Outside as they both walk down the street they both hear a woman’s voice call out. Woman: Hey hot stuff… They both turn around. Jonny: See you got the ladies after you already. Gooey: She has to be at least 500 pounds. And she has hot wings in her hands. Jonny: Oh Gooey you’re such a pessimistic. End.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 13, 2009 16:40:07 GMT -5
Segment save for the Senator
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 13, 2009 16:40:24 GMT -5
Segment: Portrait Of A Problem (Credit: Yoko / Sarin)
Yoko Satoshi and Sarin Rossi are, for the first time in two years, entering their locker room.
Sarin: Before you freak out, Ginger mentioned to me that he put our crap into storage.
Yoko: Even my chains?
Sarin: ...He sold those...
Yoko: WHAT?!
Yoko rushes into the room.
Sarin: Oh, be quiet. Those were stupid anyway.
No response from Yoko.
Sarin: Are you seriously upset about something like that?
Yoko: Is this a joke?
Sarin: Huh?
Sarin follows Yoko's lead into the room.
It's entirely bare as expected.
...Except for one thing.
A large, framed photo of Sarin kissing Rattlesnake is hung on the wall.
Sarin: ...Huh?
Yoko: That's not funny.
Sarin: No, it's not.
Yoko: Why would you hang that up?
Sarin: What? I-
Yoko: Is it necessary? Really?
Sarin: Yoko, I didn't put it up there! I don't even remember that photo!
Yoko: Who else would? Snake?
Sarin: I didn't even tell him about our team, he would've just found out at with everyone else. He had no time.
Yoko: Then it was you.
Sarin: No! I wouldn't do that to you, that'd be cruel! Trust me!
Yoko: Maybe this was a mistake.
Sarin: Don't over react! We'll take it down and get rid of it. It shouldn't bother you anyway, it's only a kiss. It isn't a picture of us having sex or something.
Yoko: ...I need to be alone for a while, before I let Ginger down by, say, cutting off someone's penis.
Sarin: God, you always do this. Just calm down. I know you don't like me dating him, but it's been two years now. Get used to it already!
Yoko: I'm going back to my hotel. Don't follow me. We'll talk tomorrow, I just need...Time alone.
Sarin: Wait, d-
Yoko: Stay away. Just give me some time!
Sarin: But-
Yoko storms out.
What just happened?
Sarin sighs and pulls out a cigarette, lighting it in record time. She looks at the mysterious photo as she exhales the smoke. She takes it down and throws it from the room. The Flower Power reunion seems to be finished before even starting.
Where did that photo come from?
End Segment.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 13, 2009 16:40:57 GMT -5
Match 3: Mr. Red vs. Andrew Starr This match wasn’t the greatest in ACW history, not by a long shot but the two former ACW champions in Mr. Red and Andrew Starr put on a solid match, in fact if this were EWR it may have just gotten three stars. The match started with both men feeling each other out, looking for an opening before Red went and took down Starr with a rear waist lock takedown and went to work with a hammerlock and knee to the spine combo stretching Starr out before Starr was able to get to his feet and reverse the hold into a sleeper. This hold lasted for a while but Red was able to spin through and fire a European uppercut but so did Starr, the two brawling for a brief period with Andy getting the advantage. With the advtange in the corner Starr went to work first with a few shoulder blocks before eventually a second rope assisted snapmere and a falling dropkick to the face of Red that garnered a two count. Starr backed away and looked to connect with his Andrew Starr lariat once Red got to his feet but missed as Red ducked it and on the turn connected with a toe kick and then a british fall DDT that gained a two count for Red himself. The head for home started off with Red looking to end with a Red-lock but Starr rolled through and tried roll up Red for the pin, nearly succeeding with what in FPR would be a 2.9. Getting to their feet both men brawled, exchanging a plethora of right hands once again with Starr getting upper hand until Red feinted around one taking the back of Starr and quickly hoisting him up and connecting with the Drop of Red, a tiger driver 91 that ended the night for Andrew Starr. Winner: Mr. Red. ================ You Know What to Do Jefferson / Shadow / Freeman
So far Dave has still been unable to find out who attacked him, knocking him unconscious, and it’s really starting to get to him. He has AK helping him but thus far there have been no leads...save for one. Jason Freeman. Freeman claims to know just who attacked Dave but he’s been playing hardball, Dave is determined to find out who his attacker is and so he must go find Freeman and hope he gives him the information he needs.
Luckily Freeman is easy to find, he’s in his locker room. Dave walks straight in without knocking, he means business today, and this seems to come as somewhat of a shock to Freeman who is lounging around on what seems to be an extremely comfortable brown leather sofa.
Freeman: What, just not knocking now Dave?
Shadow: Enough Freeman, I'm sick of playing games. I want to know who attacked me, so if you know, then out with it.
Freeman: Like I said, you do something for me and I’ll be more...co-operative. If you really want the information, it's just a couple words away and I'll be happy to oblige. You know what you have to do.
Shadow: And I told you, I can’t. Jack Jefferson, as much as I may dislike it, is next in line for a title shot at Heatwave.
Freeman: Well that’s a shame, then. I’m afraid my hands are tied. The only way I’ll tell you who attacked you is if you give me a shot at your title.
At this precise moment Jack Jefferson happens to be walking past the locker room. Call it fate, call it coincidence, hell call it obvious scripting. One thing remains the same despite your outlook, Jefferson isn’t happy with what he heard which is pretty much the last thing Freeman said. He struts into the locker room in order to voice his opinions, after all Jefferson has never been one to bottle up his emotions.
Jefferson: Well isn’t this just typical. Freeman you are a fucking snake and I can’t say I’m surprised you’re trying to worm in on my title shot. Guess what bub, it ain’t happening! Earn your own shot. As for you Dave, I’d like to say I’m surprised but the truth of it is I’m not surprised at all. You’ve always been scared of me so it’s no surprise that you’re trying to duck me!
Shadow: Hey! You think I'm scared of you Jack? Excuse me if I actually am trying to figure out who attacked me...
Jefferson: Yawn! Change the fucking record. I’ve got a newsflash for you Dave...nobody cares. Let it go. See now I’m gonna have to inflict extra pain on you tonight in the Main Event, when I finally get my hands on you. As for you Freeman, I’ll deal with you when the time comes. Nobody screws Jack Jefferson and gets away with it, you’re both gonna have to learn that the hard way!
On that extremely paranoid and angry note Jefferson stalks out of the locker room, leaving both men a little confused at what just happened. Freeman is first to speak, clearly unaffected by Jefferson’s threats, and continues as if Jefferson was never even here.
Freeman: So, do we have a deal?
Dave doesn’t even bother responding, instead he face palms and shakes his head. He then proceeds to walk out of the locker room, leaving Freeman without an answer and looking onward, annoyed at this fact.
Freeman: I guess that means no answers for you then!
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