Thursday Night Meltdown May 28, 2009

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May 29, 2009 7:08:09 GMT -5 The Senator said:

The funny thing is that in the worst fed ever, there was a real wrestler who called himself "The Real Deal Damien Steele," and he was actually one of the decent parts of an awful package.

Holy shit, not only was his name Steele like Jake Steele, but his first name was Damien? Like Damian DeNiro.

[Rena]

I ... can't believe I'm doing this right now ...
Rena's show comments.

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- Dan's opening segment was okay. Short, but got the point across.
- Jake, babe, you love those paragraphs ... and rightfully so! Typical hype machine segment, but it was entertaining with your ebonics.
-I think I love Jefferson. Not in a gay way.
- I liked "Segment saved just in case" ... NAT
- Óôç Íßêáéá íá ðëçñïýí óáò! Åßìáé ÁëåîÜíäñá {meh} kidding.
- I liked Sarin/Yuki/Snakie's segment.
- Lee's segment was interesting ... I really like his style.
- Holy Yellow, batman. Who is this Bradly? I don't know. Do I care? I don't know.
- Poor Caitlynn ... if she only called the teen helpline or something.
- this faggot liked Lee's segment, but he does not wish to blow Ben
- I had the case of the LULs during Shadow & TK's segment.

HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES, KIDDIES ... Le Page Deux

[another time, maybe]

[imwithstupid995]

May 30, 2009 0:11:35 GMT -5 Rena said:

Holy Yellow, batman. Who is this Bradly? I don't know. Do I care? I don't know.

Yo Im Bradley idk y every one keeps spelling my chars name wrong but whatever and just to let everyone here know you guys can call me Shane thats my real name and cut me some slack it was my first segment.

[rosslambert]

May 30, 2009 6:18:07 GMT -5 @imwithstupid995 said:

May 30, 2009 0:11:35 GMT -5 Rena said:

Holy Yellow, batman. Who is this Bradly? I don't know. Do I care? I don't know.

Yo Im Bradley idk y every one keeps spelling my chars name wrong but whatever and just to let everyone here know you guys can call me Shane thats my real name and cut me some slack it was my first segment.

Sorry Bradleigh, it won't happen again.

[rosslambert]

May 30, 2009 0:11:35 GMT -5 Rena said:

- Poor Caitlynn ... if she only called the teen helpline or something.

She's 28 years old. >_> Samaritans maybe?

[imwithstupid995]

thx hash pipe appreciate it lol

[bryce]

My mate spells his name Bradlee.

True fact.

[Jack Jefferson]

It’s (long overdue) Feedback Time!

*pause for applause*


Page 1

- Nice opener from Dan and a very interesting form of protest on his behalf. The idea of Dan sheltered in the corner waving a cricket bat at security like some crazed homeless man backed into a corner made me chuckle.
- Good stuff from the world champ here, the opening couple of paragraphs really set the scene and the little interaction with Dan was cool. The burning off the Kiss Army t-shirt was a nice touch too, can’t imagine TK being too pleased about that one!
- The next segment is brilliant, everyone should read it!! >_>
- Hitman is a womanising machine! He manages to sends some woman tumbling to the ground but still get a date, I’m in awe. Seriously though, this was a good segment from Hitmark and I thought the use of Greek with the translations below was a nice touch.
- A nice little segment from the trio of Yoko, Snake and Sarin here which contained some really natural feeling dialogue. I don’t know too much about the backstory to this segment but I think I know enough to guess thanks to some of the detail provided and now I’m very intruiged.
- Interesting stuff from Lee and a very interesting style to boot. I’m not gonna lie, this segment confused the hell out of me but I’m guessing there’ll be more answers in Part 2?
- Obscure segment names added by mods = win! Not a bad first segment from Bradley, there was one bit which came across as a bit odd to me and made me laugh: “I will become a champion and destroy the competition. But I’ll make sure I don’t beat everyone too fast or else the fans won’t enjoy it” Maybe it’s my sense of humour but I found that hilarious.
- That was an incredibly difficult segment to read. Not because it was so badly written but because it was so vivid. Really well written though, just difficult subject matter.
- Rena and Bryce getting high for the lulz! I enjoyed the bit where Rena said “but I’d get high” in an oh-so-innocent way followed by a list of things she needed to make a home-made bong. Good stuff. Said it before and I’ll say it again – great pairing, the two characters work really well together.
- Entertainment from Lee and I’m interested to see where this goes now. That Romeo & Juliet reference was a complete and utter win too!
- Soon as I read the title I knew comedy was the order of the day. Dave and TK did not disappoint. The joke at the end was a tad predictable but it still got a chuckle from me regardless.


Page 2

- You could really feel the tension between Steele and Mach here and because of that I enjoyed it. Steele’s stern warning to Mach makes me think the Strange Bedfellows match will be entertaining!
- Regardless of the sarcasm and bitterness I thought this was a decent segment from Black. I love the concept of this Cage Match they’ve set up for the Anniversary show too!
- Well I thought Lee was a goner there, I should’ve known better considering that he’s in ACW as an adult though (>_<). This explains some of Lee’s affinity with gang culture and loyalty, which is cool.
- I’ve been enjoying Freeman’s work as of late and here’s another example of why. It’ll be interesting to see whether or not Freeman sticks to his word and behaves during the signing...I doubt it somehow.
- Nice stuff from Jonny here, I always enjoy the dialogue between Jonny and Gooey and this was no different. I’ll be interested to see what this prank may be.
- Nice segment from Jake and Mainer here but I found it odd to see them getting along. Drunk Jake made me laugh though and the idea of Mainer owning a club that contains retina scanners to get into VIP amuses me even more. The whole point of bouncers at the VIP are is to let in the hot girls Danny, duh!
- I always enjoy the joint segments between TK and Senator, this was no different. This also leads into the Zane story which I’m very interested in currently. TK in Europe on a mission should be fun!
- Good segment from Dan here. The bumbling from Ginger’s sidekicks was a good laugh and Ginger’s frustration was well done.
- Great stuff from AK, as always. Very few people are able to put down just how their character is feeling as well as her and she managed to make a simple phone conversation into a very interesting (I use that word too much, I know) read.
- Wow, brilliant stuff from TK in quite a unique format too. I really felt the love the Kiss Army feel for their idol.
- Immature jokes ftw! I do want to see the tension between Train and Steele investigated more though.


Page 3

- Well that was, er...interesting. I was hoping for much comedy in this Entertainment Challenge and this just felt a bit flat. I just don’t think it worked as it was meant to, how can a text pie eating contest be that Entertaining? I hope the Midget Wrestling redeems this.
- Vortex takes a massive shit and Kevin watches? Urgh! There was some amusing shenanigans with Kevin and Gary in this though.
- Damn! Andrew got fucked up! Good short segment though, not sure why he didn’t fight back though. He doesn’t seem like the type to stand there and take a beatdown.
- Another good segment from Black, I felt his disdain for what CP is making him do and it came through passionately. If I was Chris Phenomenal I’d be worried.
- Jonny and Gooey’s schemes are generally entertainment gold, no exceptions today and using Kevin as a decoy was all the better!
- Nice little interlude using Kevin and Gary here. Using these two for comedy purposes is always fun.
- Huzzah! Black got himself some booty!! I’m really enjoying this character and I hope this consistent segment quality continues. I lol’d at “Trying not to jizz in my pants”
- I feel like I’m getting Déjà Vu here...
- Poor Shadow just can’t catch a break! This segment was hilarious, the image of fireworks going off and Dave singing Wind Beneath my Wings was completely genius.
- Rena’s really going into hyper drive to boost Bryce’s career isn’t she? Good segment this one; I think the dialogue between these two is always really good.
- Good tension between Phenomenal and Mainer here. It was hard not to notice “his merciless INSERT COLOR eyes.” and “the INSTERT MONTHS PREGNANT bump” though. Good segment regardless of the poor attention to detail though.
- Train thinking Hitman is a ghost makes me laugh and this segment was pure comedy. Train thinking he outsmarted a ghost was brilliant.
- Chris may have bitten off more than he can chew with watching TK’s back and this segment builds that up perfectly as well as highlighting Chris’ less than saintly methods behind his Entertainment Challenge.
- Train truly is an idiot and it’s quite possible that his character is too comedy based for my liking but it seems to work for him. I enjoyed the 3 month rule reference, however.
- Hitman is a smooth motherfuckin’ operator! It’ll be interesting to see where this storyline with Alexandra goes. I’m rooting for “bitch who’s using him to get ahead”.


Page 4

- Oooh! Controversy abounds in this segment. Senator really has changed if he’s physically accosting women. I get the feeling Thunderkiss won’t be too happy about that little incident!
- Great stuff from Dan and Dave to end the show. Dan promising to leave if he gets Dave one-on-one isn’t nice to hear but builds a huge deal of suspense going into that match. No doubt Dan has something up his sleeve...and thankfully not his arse!


Another great show, and I gotta say I agree with Senator...glad I’m not calcing this one!

Anyway, that time again...


MVP of the Show: *Drumroll please*

ThunderKISS!
This was a fucking tough choice and for me TK was one of three people who could’ve won this (the others being Senator and Shadow). He just shaved it with his Kiss Army segment which I found to be a fresh, innovative technique and really entertaining!

[Kim Jong CP]

May 31, 2009 21:10:51 GMT -5 Jack Jefferson said:

- Well that was, er...interesting. I was hoping for much comedy in this Entertainment Challenge and this just felt a bit flat. I just don’t think it worked as it was meant to, how can a text pie eating contest be that Entertaining? I hope the Midget Wrestling redeems this.

Have you seen the price of pie, for me to spend 100 bucks on pies and then too eat them all while video taping it, wouldn't have worked >_> that said I'll admit it didn't work how I wanted it too, and I probably should have just played it for lulz.

[bryce]

Thanks for taking the time to feedback again, Jefferson.

[Jake Steele]

I'll be getting back to feedback after todays show, btw.

[Jack Jefferson]

Huzzah! The more feedback the better as far as I'm concerned.