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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 25, 2009 14:54:03 GMT -5
Olympia still has control of the match, heading to the top rope as Ness got to his feet. He wasn’t there for long though as OLYMPIA leaped off the top rope and connected with a Sky Twister Press, sending Ness down to the canvas, OLYMPIA on top looking like the match is about to come to an end as Donovan promptly slides into position. …1 …2 … NO! Ness wasn’t willing to give in yet either, throwing his left shoulder off the canvas to prolong the match up. With fifth demension focus OLYMPIA picks up Daniel Ness, poised and ready to end it with his Gigawatt strike. Ness is unsteady on his feet as OLYMPIA backs away before charging in at Ness, Max and Eddie ready to call the match over. Ness however isn’t ready to back down ducking the attempt of OLYMPIA. OLYMPIA however has once again outsmarted Ness, stopping on a dime, feinting the strike and once Ness turns around is caught with a Galactus Driver. OLYMPIA rolls on top, hooking the leg, as Carter dives into position and with a little extra in the way of theatrics start’s to count the fall. …1 …2 McNally: Is it over? Edison: I don’t know, that was too close to call. NO! Ness was able to kick out at the final moment Donovan’s hand striking the canvas for a third time causing him to promptly wave off the fall as the sellout crowd groans, thinking OLYMPIA had conquered Ness. It seems like the match was soon to be over for Ness after having been put down by the Galactus Driver but that was not the case. Somehow, by some fluke Ness had actually managed to escape it and that was more then enough to make OLYMPIA think again. OLYMPIA grabs Ness by his slicked-back hair and pulls him off the ground and up to his feet. If OLYMPIA could smile through the mask, he would be as he prepares to hit another big time move, however Ness steps and walks back a little offering peace with the space-aged warrior. He walks forward offering him a nice hug. Awww… an OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX HUG! Kapow! Or it would be at least if OLYMPIA hadn’t clapped his head and stopped him dead in his tracks returning fire with a Flying Heel Kick. Ness crashes hard and well he’s kinda’ rocked out from that. OLYMPIA hooks a Fujiwara Armbar on the Corporate Ace and cranks on the pressure real high hoping to do some damage. Ness tried to push up out of this but OLYMPIA pushed up and then dropped his weight to keep the pressure going. McNally: The pressure is on! This is a very powerful submission move and one that won’t easily be escaped. Edison:[/B] I’ll say! Whoever invented it was a genius! McNally: Mr. Fujiwara, I’d imagine! Ness used his awesome skills to roll out of this hold somehow and quickly managed to bounce back. Both men back on their feet Ness sees OLYMPIA trying to mount an offence which he does somewhat with a quick jab to the face but Ness goes one better by kicking him in the stomach and hitting a rather well-executed Dragon Neckbreaker! Ness then grabs the leg of OLYMPIA and starts to kick it in repeatedly trying to soften him up some for his next move. In a move rarely used by Ness he takes both hands and grabs hold of the top rope before leaping backwards with a springboard knee drop right to the masked face of OLYMPIA. Silently he suffers the pain of this devastating move as again Ness goes on the attack like a demonic viper. He skulks behind OLYMPIA and hits a Backdrop Suplex followed by a Grounded Hammerlock Headstand to Bridge cranking up the pressure on the arm. McNally: He’s working on that arm again! What can this mean for our fifth dimension champion? Edison: Pain and pain alone! That is what it means. OLYMPIA tries to use his non-existent size advantage to try and push his way out of this hold but it doesn’t really happen for him as Ness keeps his place nice and locked continuing to torque the wrist of The Spaceman. The Corporate Ace shows no mercy as he shuffles his boots along to extend his bridge and increase the pain of the hold as slowly frustration builds under the mask of OLYMPIA. Daniel has no intentions of breaking the hold any time soon as the wrist just seems to weaken and weaken and it will continue to do so until the point of snapping. Finally, though OLYMPIA manages to actually lift Ness up despite the size disadvantage and just roll his way out. That truly is how incredible he is. Ness seeing OLYMPIA rise to his feet quickly snaps on a Front Face Lock for the occasion but again OLYMPIA is awesome enough to just straight up lift Ness and put him out of the ring and onto the apron. Edison: OLYMPIA with the counter!!! He’s outta’ that hold and Ness is on the apron but WAIT! Look at this! McNally: Unbelievable! Ness on the apron delivers a rapid-fire Euro Uppercut sending OLYMPIA flying back into the referee and knocking him right out. With a venomous smirk he drops down from the apron and reaches underneath the ring to grab a chair before hopping back up and rolling underneath the rope to where a recovering OLYMPIA begins to ascend to his feet. Daniel holding both chairs prepares and as OLYMPIA turns around he swings for the fences but to both men’s surprise OLYMPIA clean jumps the chair shot and hits a Zero-G Suplex which brings Ness right to the mat dropping his chair instantly. Ness grabbing the chair rolls away to the corner ready to try and recuperate while OLYMPIA poses briefly for the millions of fans. Ness holding tightly onto that chair sees the opportunity and he dives for OLYMPIA launching the chair side-first up into the balls of OLYMPIA. OLYMPIA yells in pain as his fifth dimension ballsack is battered by the steel and Ness jumps up to hit another swinging shot to the face of OLYMPIA. The chair is thrown out of the ring and Ness quickly hooks both legs as the ref seems to revive somehow. ONE!
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THREE!DINGDINGDING!!! Edison: Sonnofabitch gone stole the victory from OLYMPIA!!! That was his match, not Ness’s. How dare he! McNally: Instincts get you far in this one Eddie! I don’t like that result but he sure as hell did what he set out to do and that was beat OLYMPIA. Survival of the Sickest hits the speakers and Ness quickly gets out of dodge before OLYMPIA comes after him in hot pursuit as the screen turns to black.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 25, 2009 14:54:34 GMT -5
Segment – Vortex vs. “The Internet” Part 2 We once again fade in, although not to the backstage area of ACW, rather to the roof. Vortex is standing near the edge holding a cell phone, and looking over at what appears to be a rope. At the far end of that rope, is none other than Kevin Anderson.[/color] Kevin: IRONY! FIRST YOU DIE, NOW YOU’RE GOING TO KILL ME?! Vortex begins laughing; both at the absurdity of the statement and at the priceless look on Kevin’s face.[/color] Vortex: Firstly, I didn’t die. Secondly, you really think I’m going to kill you?Kevin: I’M HANGING OFF OF A BUILDING. Vortex: Way to state the obvious. You do know you’re going to be on YouTube later, right?Kevin: WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?! Kevin begins flailing wildly, causing the rope to shake violently.[/color] Vortex: I want to make you happy.Kevin: WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Vortex: You wanted a “story”, so I gave you one. It’s flashy, unexpected, and besides I have a great view of the land from here. Kevin: GET ME DOWN FROM HERE, NOW! Vortex: As you wish…Vortex sets the phone on the ledge and loosens the rope. This causes a sharp cry of “oh my God” from Kevin as he falls another 20 or so feet. Kevin is still screaming and flailing wildly as Vortex walks away and the camera fades.
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--------------------------- Segment: A new challenger approaches? (Credit: ?) IIIIIII’m only entertaining your mind goal is to stimulate making you high, and take you and I to a place that you can’t see but I believe you can flyyyyy. ”Stimulate” by Eminem continues to play over the PA System and the Titantron flickers to life. The silhouette of a man face appears on the screen and he begins to address the crowd.[/i] ?: Fans of Alpha Championship Wresting, you have no reason to be alarmed! Everything will be fine, coming next Thursday. Never fear, for The Black Knight is here! I have not come to cleanse ACW. I have not come to prove myself. I have come to take names and entertain! April 30thMr. Make You Tap Is Here! RP Credit: Andrew Black Poster Credit: Jake
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 25, 2009 14:54:59 GMT -5
“WHO WAS PHONE” [/font] Credit: Thunderkiss[/center] [It is the calm before the storm. His mind, focused. His body, ready. His intensity, rising. There is nothing on his mind but victory. While it is quite normal for him to be tickled by stomach butterflies before a big contest, the level in which they are ripping his innards apart is unprecedented. The last time he felt such wicked sensations was at Bloody Valentine 2008 and even then they were not at this level. Silence is the prescription for the pain and Anna administers the proper dose. Leaving Thunderkiss alone to mediate in one of the rooms adjacent to their current dwellings, she can only provide him with the moral support a wife is expected to give her husband. If only others would follow suit ... ] *Ring,Ring* [Incessant ringing begins to grind his nerves into submission. At first he tries to ignore it, but the phone from which they emanate is exclusive to only a few. While it would be in his best interests to ignore it, curiosity kills the cat.] Thunderkiss: This BETTER be good.Voice: Thunderkiss? Thunderkiss: No, the Easter Bunny. Of course it’s fucking Thunderkiss. Speak.Voice: My, my. I’ve only been on the phone with you for a few seconds and I must say your reputation precedes yourself. I know you are a busy man so I will keep this brief. My name is [CENSORED]. I trust you’ve heard of me? [The look of displeasure now painted upon TK’s face answers the stranger’s question long before his mouth ever gets a chance to.] Thunderkiss: Yeah, I have, and I must say you have quite the nerve calling me up during our pay-per-view.Voice: I’ll admit that my timing could be better but I live my life by one simple motto: dreamers never win, but doers, do. And what do I desire to win, Thunderkiss? You. I know what I want in life and I’ll do what I must to obtain it. Sound familiar? Name your price, Worldbreaker. I want you on my roster. Thunderkiss: Hah! You can’t be serious? *slight pause* Wait, you ARE serious, aren’t you? Brother, even if I were on the market your wallet isn’t deep enough to afford Thunderkiss!Voice: Oh, I wouldn’t be to sure of that. I know you are a man who values actions more than words so If you like, I can fax you a blank check in a matter of a few minutes. Thunderkiss: Yeah, that’s great, but that leads us back to my initial point. [CENSORED], I’ve got more than my heart in ACW. I’ve got my family.Voice: Which can easily be relocated. Don’t deny that the Misses wouldn’t mind a change of scenery. Stories of her exquisite tastes are legendary even all the way out here. Quite the woman you have there, if I say so myself. Thunderkiss: Man, you are so sure of yourself, ain’t ‘cha? I guess in all your lofty ambitions you forgot to do one little thing: research. Because if you did, you’d realize that the keys of this kingdom shall one day be mine AND Anna’s. Do you honestly think we’re going to give that up?Voice: Yes. Yes you would, for a bigger castle. [He opens up his mouth to respond but nothing comes out. It is as if Thunderkiss subconsciously put a mental block on his response for he truly fears what he might say. Why is this? Deep down, could the mystery man whom the voice belongs to be right? With one of the biggest matches in his career looming on the horizon, this is a distraction that has no place in his life at this point in time.] Thunderkiss: Look, man, I don’t have time for this.Voice: They will never appreciate you, Thunderkiss. You can sellout arenas, make countless matches that stand the test of time and be the soul reason millions of cable boxes light up on Monday and Thursday Nights. You do the extraordinary in the world of ordinary. You know it, I know it, the whole damn world knows it. Be that as it may, you’ll always viewed as a threat to other’s fortune and fame and that’s the soul reason you’ll never be given your just due in ACW. Do you really think you’re all that different than Yoko Satoshi? Well guess what Thunderkiss? At this point in Yoko’s career she was undefeated and sporting two world title runs. The moment you stepped into Ginger’s world they knew you were hungry and wanted a piece of the pie. That is why you’ve come up against more bullshit backstage politics than anyone else to ever be on Ginger’s payroll. Go ahead Mr. Joseph, tell me I’m lying.Thunderkiss: ........*ClicK* [He can’t. He can, however, hang up. If there was anything he did not need at this point it would be added stress and he just got served a healthy dose of it. Giving the previous phone call any more thought than what he already has would be a detrimental mistake thus he does what he can to put it out of sight, out of mind. Try as he might, his face tells another story. Knowing whomever just spoke to her husband has just rattled him, Anna’s curiosity takes center stage.] Anna Sommers-Joseph: Sweetheart, who was that? Thunderkiss: Nobody. Nobody at all.[Any other time she would pursue the mater further but the tone of his voice tells her loud and clear that she should best back off. She does and begins to hope that tonight ends with a happy ending for her sake and that of her husband’s. Anything else will surely lead to a very unpleasant Joseph-Sommers household and after having lived through that once, she dares not want to do it again.] [FADE]
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 25, 2009 14:56:40 GMT -5
Segment: The Virgin Homicides, Part 2 (Credit: Lee)
Scene opens. We once again find ourselves in the middle of the exact same living room that we saw in the scene we just saw. Only a few things have changed, all due to the slow aging process. The paint on the wall is slightly dulled, the shag carpeting has lost a great deal of his spring, and the center of the couch is slightly bowed in the center due to its holding up of people for several years. The window that is now visible through drawn curtains, lets in a few strands of amber light as the sun begins to set outside. Although there is no one present in the scene at first, we can here shuffling from both of the empty hallways that stand with the lights open, welcoming anyone that would potentially disappear down them at any time. Suddenly a shaky male voice is heard coming from the left hallway.
?:Mom?
No response comes from the other side of the room. After a few moments pass, the voice is heard coming from the same direction, this time a little louder and slightly more stern although still clouded by a shade of doubt.
?: MOM!
Suddenly the shuffling coming from the right hallway that we know leads into the kitchen intensifies. A woman appears from the kitchen shuffling her feet as she crosses towards the other hallway. Although her face is no longer swollen and bruised, and a few strands of her hair has been changed to grey over time, she is still clearly recognizable as the same woman we saw on the kitchen floor just a few moments earlier. Wearing a pastel pink sundress, she rubs her hands on her simple white apron before moving her glasses up from the tip of her nose up to her forehead.
Woman: Coming Lee. Coming…
But as soon as she reaches the other side of the hallways, she’s greeted by a young man walking out of the hallway with a concerned look on his face. Time has changed the little boy that we saw in the previous scene as he has grown into a young man, standing taller than his mother. His black hair is now shaggy and long, falling down to the tops of his familiar brown eyes. His outfit is what draws most of the attention in the scene. A pair of black dress pants hand down over a pair of shiny plastic shoes. He wears a white dress shirt that he attempted to button, although there is clearly a spot in the middle where he had a bit of trouble. In his hands he struggles with pushing in a black and silver cufflink into its locked position.
Lee: I seriously don’t understand how this works!
His mother lets out a slight chuckle as she gets a look at him, causing him to look up with a concerned gaze.
Lee: What, what is it?
The woman reaches forward and pushes the cufflink into a locked position with minimalistic effort as she tries to comfort her frazzled son.
Woman: Well if I were you I’m sure that I’d take care of that buttoned shirt issue before I worry about the cufflinks…
The boy looks down and notices that he missed a button in his rush to get dressed. He rolls his eyes before reaching down and slowly starting to correct the mistake as his mother moves along with him, fitting a cufflink into his other open wrist. Both seem to finish at the same time.
Lee: There we go…
Woman: Of course that won’t be a problem at all when she notices your fly is unzipped…
Again Lee looks down to see that the zipper on his pants is hanging open.
Lee: Oh God…
He quickly reaches down and zips it closed. Turning read with embarrassment, he turns and disappears down the hallway once again, his mother letting out a slight chuckle.
Woman: Where would he be without me…
As she slowly begins to shake her head, the same voice comes from down the hallway.
Lee: Hey Mom?
The woman instantly disappears down the same hallway.
Lee: Do you mind ironing my coat while I finish up?
Woman: Of course honey…
A few seconds later the woman appears holding a black tuxedo jacket draped over her arm. She turns and disappears into the kitchen where we hear the steam of an iron hissing. A few more seconds pass before the young man we saw just a moment earlier reappears, tucking in his shirt behind a black cummerbund that his hanging awkwardly and slightly to the left at his waist. He also wears a black bowtie that hangs slightly to the right. His face has turned a bright shade of red and his breathing has sped up considerably as his eyes open widely as he continues closer towards the front of the room.
Lee: Mom, where are you?
The woman we saw earlier returns to the room with a newly wrinkle-free jacket held out between her hands. She instantly stops as soon as she sees her son, concealing a sleigh smile by pushing her hands up to her temples.
Woman: Oh no…
The boy quickly turns around, his eyes open wide in fear.
Lee: Wh-What is it now?
Swinging the jacket over one of her arms she slowly paces forward towards her son, using her arms to turn him to face his shoulders square in front of her. With the touch that only a woman can, she quickly reaches down and straightens the cummerbund and then reaches up and straightens the bowtie. With another quick gesture, she reaches her arms out and dusts off his shoulders, allowing for himself to have one last quick glimpse of her son in front of her.
Woman: Now, don’t you just look handsome?
Lee: Where would I be without you mom?
Woman: I honestly have no idea.
He quickly reaches forward and tries to remove the jacket that remains hung over her arm. But quickly the woman pulls back the jacket into herself as she takes a step backwards.
Woman: Oh no, I’m not going to let you ruin this one too, now turn around.
The young man rolls his eyes, but at the same time agrees as he turns his back towards his mother.
Woman: Now open your arms.
Again subservient he raises his arms up and allows for the woman behind him to unfold the jacket and wrap it over his long wingspan. He quickly drops his arms.
Woman: Now turn around, and let me see you.
Rolling his eyes slightly, the young man turns around to face his mother who greets him with a warm smile.
Woman: You look so… so… hand…
But she can’t finish her sentence before breaking down into tears. The young man lets out a slight laugh before moving forward and wrapping his arms around her.
Lee: Mom, you don’t have to cry!
But she continues to nearly shake whit tears as he continues to rock her back and forth, trying to help her find comfort as she continues to tear up.
Lee: Now I just need my date to get here before you have a full break down…
Suddenly the sound of a phone is heard ringing from the kitchen, seeming to be a response to the question. The boy pushes away his mother, but looks into her eyes for approval.
Woman: Go answer it, I’ll be alright…
The boy quickly paces into the kitchen, his mom turning towards him. She has stopped her crying, but two small streams of eyeliner draw a faint line from the corner of her eyes down towards her chin. She has a small sniffle as the sound of the boys voice can be heard coming from the other room.
Lee: Hello… hey Melanie… yeah I’m all dressed and ready to go… when do you think that you guys are gonna get here? Oh… yeah I totally know Steve… yeah I’m totally cool with that, you should totally go with him… yeah I understand… I’ll see you in class Monday…
As he talks, the woman moves her hands up to her face in horror. Soon after the last statement the phone is heard clicking its place into its receiver. A few seconds later, the young man returns to the room, shuffling his feet, and with his bowtie already undone and hanging loosely around his neck.
Lee: Well, it looks like another night in for us Mom.
The woman quickly shuffles forward, throwing her arms around the neck of her sun.
Woman: Oh Lee I’m so sorry…
But after only a quick hug, he slowly pushes her away and quickly begins to shuffle towards the left doorframe.
Lee: It’s not that bad. It’s actually a good thing, I get to have a quiet night to finish my work. Now if you don’t mind, I think I’m gonna get out of this monkey suit as quickly as possible.
His mother simply bites her lip and nods as he shuffles towards the door, before he disappears she calls back to him.
Woman: Hey Lee?
Slowly he turns to face back towards her once again.
Woman: I’m sure you’ll bounce back from this.
He forces out a small smile.
Lee: I sure hope so…
He once again turns and disappears down the hallway as the scene slowly begins to fades to black.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 25, 2009 14:57:25 GMT -5
Not so Fast Kaiba! A Zero Tolerance Segment The scene opens up on a massive ballroom, filled with people of all shapes and sizes. Hanging from the ceiling are several large ACW banners, as people walk round underneath them, mingling and chatting with each other. They are all dressed in fine clothes, the men in fine tuxedos, the women in ball gowns. Everyone looks explicitly beautiful, as they have tried their best to put on their best social costumes for the evening.
Well. Nearly everyone looks beautiful. At the buffet table, one man stands stuffing his face with shrimp, his dirty white hair not looking like it’s seen a comb in months, and wearing the tackiest white suit you could ever imagine. But in his own mind, Dave Shadow looks picture perfect. The man you’d want representing your company at a big, corporate event. No one looks finer than Dave Shadow. A woman walks up to the buffet table, standing a few feet away from him. He gives her a big, wide smile but the stuffed mouth with shrimp tails sticking out of it is hardly the most pleasurable view. She turns in disgust and walks away.
Dave shrugs off the rejection. it’s obvious she wasn’t good enough for him anyway. As he turns back to his food though, a large arm comes down hard on the back of his neck, causing him to choke on the huge mouthful. Thunderkiss stands beside him, eyeing up the food. He is the complete opposite of Dave; he knows exactly how to deal with these people, and his tuxedo looks like it could have come from the wardrobe of James Bond himself. Dave may think he’s cool, but Thunderkiss knows it.Thunderkiss: Having fun, brother? Swallowing the food and recovering from nearly suffocating, Dave looks at him with a dead look in his eyes.
Dave: You’re joking, right? Why exactly are we here again?Thunderkiss: You know, sometimes you remind me of myself, Shadow. I said the same thing almost a year ago when I was the company's top dog. I lothed functions such as these and believe me, I still do. I'd rather be anywhere but here right now but if you wanna be the biggest star, stuff like this comes with the job description. It all comes down to Ginger wanting to display his top talent and that, my friend, is us. Besides, would you rather have Dan White here right now? Dave: That makes sense I propose. As the two go back to the buffet to continue their free meal, another woman comes up to them. In her suit as opposed to a dress, her hair tied up, and carrying a clip board, she looks the very model of a business woman. Behind her stands a camera man, ready to snap a picture.
Woman: Excuse me guys, but I was wondering if we could get some photos for promotional purposes? The two guys move and stand beside her, as the camera man starts snapping away, flashing them. He gives them the thumbs up after a few pictures, as Dave stumbles back, rubbing his eyes, dazed. Thunderkiss is well used to flash photography. He talks to the woman...Thunderkiss: So, tits, what is this shindig all about again?Woman: ACW: The Card Game. Thunderkiss: Sounds quality. I'm sure that the Thunderkiss card is the most rare in the set and will carry a high price in the speculator market?The woman laughs. She flicks some sheets up on her clipboard before uncovering some pictures of some of the cards.
Woman: Here, I actually have the designs for the Zero Tolerance cards. Want to take a look. Dave: Oh, oh! Yes! Definitely. I love these type of things. I collect them all. YuGiOh, Pokémon, Magic the...Thunderkiss: You don't get out much, do you Dave? We're going to have to do something about that when we get back home.Woman: Ok, well, here’s the first one. It’s a special magic card which lets you summon the three members of Zero Tolerance to the field. She takes out the page with the picture of the card on it and hands it too Thunderkiss. Dave looks over his shoulder, having to stand on tippy toes. The two smile at the card...Dave: Ha, that’s cool.Woman: Yeah. And then we have the Thunderkiss card. We’re pushing this as one of the Main Eventer cards. Basically, as an ultimate card than once you manage to put into play, you’re really in control. Thunderkiss: A true piece of art if I ever saw one.Dave: And mine?Woman: Hang on. Then we’ve got the Gingerdude card. He starts out quite weak but he is designed that if you constantly sacrifice superstar cards, he gets stronger. So the longer the fight goes on, the better he becomes. Dave: And mine?Woman: And then there’s the Dave Shadow card.... Dave’s mouth drops open, as Thunderkiss tries to hold back a laugh.Dave: What the hell? What exactly is the point of my card?Thunderkiss: To provide defence, of course! It makes you most important card in the game!Dave: Yeah, once. And then I lose, no questions asked? Seriously what the hell!Thunderkiss puts his hand up to his mouth. He turns and walks back into the crowd, heading back in to mingle and more importantly leave before he can’t hide his amusement any more. Dave looks after him, shocked, as the woman takes the chance to turn and leave while he isn’t paying attention. Dave turns back but she’s gone. He’s already along again.
Dave: No seriously, it’s a joke, right? There’s a magic card or something that makes me stronger, yeah? Yeah? A trap card? Right? RIGHT?No response. Dave turns back to the buffet table, and starts to stuff his face again, a big frown on his face. Perhaps he can forget his sorrows in food. He begins to shovel the shrimp back into his mouth again, as we...
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 25, 2009 14:58:41 GMT -5
Match 3: ACW Entertainment Title Match Chris Phenomenal vs. Jonny Spade (Credit: Jonny Spade)
Phillip: Introducing first, from Toronto, Canada....Jonny Spade!
The lights in the arena go dark and a slight chill can be felt throughout the arena as The End has Come By Ben Moody hits the P.A and spotlights flash around the arena in a random pattern after a while the spotlights focus on one spot on the stage where Jonny is standing there with his hooded jacket and then once the lights come back on, Jonny walks down the rampway and then slides into the ring and hops onto the turnbuckle to pose for the fans and then turns and hops back down and waits for the opponent so the match can begin
Phillip: And his opponent, from Harlem New York...he is YOUR ACW Entertainment Champion...Chris Phenomenal!
Simply Phenomenal begins to play as Chris Phenomenal emerges from the back. He begins his ascent to the arena slowly bobbing to the beat of the music. Reaching the foot of the ring Chris pauses and raises his head looking at the ring before exploding up onto the canvas. He ducks into the ring and walks towards his corner, firing a few punches in the air. He removes the un needed accessories and waits in his corner for the bell.
*bell rings*
As the match gets underway both men come out of their respective corners and stare each other down and looking for something to prove. Jonny – trying to show Chris that he’s not some washed up has been. And Chris looking to prove that he can be just as good as one of ACW’s legends. The two of them start up in a tie up with Chris getting the upper hand by placing Jonny in a headlock but Jonny counters that into a back bridging suplex pin maneuver but to only get a 1 count. Chris and Jonny quickly get back up to their feet and have a stare down with each other. Jonny smirks at Chris showing him that he still has some speed left in him. The two circle each other once again and move to the centre for a tie up and this time Chris once again gets the upper hand with a knee to the gut.
Chris pushes him backwards into a nearby turnbuckle and climbs to the middle rope and begins to do a 10 punch count with the fans but at 4 Jonny reaches underneath his legs and drops him face forward for a flapjack onto the top of the turnbuckle making him fall down and laid out on the mat. Jonny pulls him over and goes for a cover early on but is only successful in getting another 1 count this time. Jonny picks up Chris by the head and whips him into a turnbuckle this time and charges towards Chris and drives his shoulder into the gut. Jonny comes out of the corner and Chris stumbles out of the corner and right towards Jonny who lifts him up onto his shoulders for the Jonormus Slam but Chris is able to slide off his shoulders with ease and in one smooth motion grabs the arm of Jonny and spins him around. With Jonny now facing Chris, Chris holds onto his neck and attempts the Superman DDT but Jonny is able to hold his weight down thus preventing him from being lifted. Jonny breaks free from the hammerlock and wraps his arms around his waist and lifts him up for a Northern Lights Suplex toss over his shoulders. But once Jonny releases the grip on him Chris rotates around and lands on his feet in a crouched position. With Jonny on his back he looks up and sees Chris who is on his feet crouched over him. Jonny takes a second and climbs to his feet. The two of them are huffing and puffing from each other so far with the crowd cheering for the match so far.
As they go for the tie up once again, Jonny this time goes for kick to the gut of Chris but Chris catches the foot but Jonny counters it with an enziguri kick sending Chris crashing down to the mat. Jonny makes his way over to Chris who is on his back and goes to the legs of Chris for a Spiders Web (Boston Crab) to which Chris is aware enough to know its going on and he squirms his way to the apron and sits on the outside of it with his feet dangling off it. Jonny follows him over to there and reaches down from over the top of the top rope and pulls Chris up to a standing position. To which Chris counters with a Guillotine Drop, dropping Spade’s neck across the top rope. Seeing as how Jonny had stumbled backwards quite a few steps, Chris gets onto the apron and leaps up onto the top rope and springboards himself over to Jonny and lands a SUPER Superman’s Punch knocking Jonny onto his back and from what appears to be out cold. Chris crawls over to the limp body of Jonny Spade and proceeds to make a pin but is only successful in getting a short 2 count before Jonny has the ring presence to know where he is so he can put his foot on the bottom rope. The crowd goes bonkers and Chris goes wide eyed because he can’t believe that, that punch didn’t seal the deal.
Chris pulls Jonny to the centre of the ring and lays down for another pin attempt but this time Jonny rolls Chris into a small package pin! But he is only successful in getting a 2 count in the pin attempt as well. Both roll out of it and onto their feet where they both charge at each other but Chris is the one that falls this time because Jonny is there with three thunderous clotheslines that keep knocking Chris over and over onto his back. Chris charges towards him one last time and this time Jonny stops him in mid stride and catches him in the S-Drop #5 (aka Momentum Shifter (aka standing Rock Bottom)) that lays Chris flat out on his back. Jonny rolls Chris onto his stomach and then points to the top turnbuckle that is near by which gets a pop from the crowd. Jonny climbs the turnbuckle and when he’s ready to he flys off it with some flying knees in which he hopes lands on the back of the laying Chris but at the last possible moment Chris rolls himself closer into the turnbuckle and Jonny’s knees land on the mat with a loud thud.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 25, 2009 15:00:32 GMT -5
Jonny rolls around on the mat in pain as he feels his legs rub up roughly against the mat. Jonny gets up to his feet and begins to limp which shows signs that he fell awkwardly on his knee. Chris charges towards him with a clothesline but Jonny is able to duck it, which causes Chris to clothesline the ref by mistake. Jonny makes his way back to the corner that he climbed just moments ago to help himself stay up on his feet. But Chris decides to charge towards him with repeated shoulder blocks to the abdomen of Spade. Chris steps back and admires thee handy work that he’s done so far. He then picks Jonny up and turns him upside down, putting him in the tree of woe. He takes a few steps back takes a look at the ref who is just beginning to come to and looks back at Jonny who is visibility struggling to get out of the position. Chris charges and jumps to go for his C-P Knee but he misses, as Jonny is able to get himself to do a sit-up just in the knick of time as Chris’ knee is seen crashing into the middle turnbuckle. Once Jonny sits up properly (the referee fully awake again) he turns himself and crouches on top of the top turnbuckle as if a bird on a perch and waits for Chris to stand again. Once he finds the right moment he stands up and leaps off it and drives him back down to the mat with a diving spear laying both men out.
The referee begins his count of 10 and by 6 both men begin to stir on the mat and as they get to their feet they begin to go punch for punch with each other as the crowd goes “ooo” and “aahhh” after each punch once both men get firmly on their feet, Jonny pushes Chris into the ropes behind him and as Chris bounces back Jonny whips him into the opposite ropes and Jonny bends forward for a back body drop but Chris counters it with a sunset flip only to have Jonny counter the counter by rolling backwards and onto his feet and then winds up his leg and gives a hard shot to the chest laying Chris flat down on his back. Jonny jumps up and drops a leg across the upper chest of Chris for good measure and then goes for the pin but once again is able to kick out of it at 2.
Jonny bangs his fists down in anger, as he wants this match to end now because he still has the rumble to compete in later on. He picks up Chris by the head but Chris throws a punch at Jonny’s gut once again but Jonny throws a clubbing blow to the back of Chris’ upper back making Chris fall down once again to the mat hard. Jonny brings him to his feet once more by grabbing him by his head and whips him against the ropes and Jonny retaliates with a Arn Anderson style spinebuster but at the last possible moment Chris grabs reaches around the neck of Jonny and drops his head down for a DDT knocking Jonny out once again. And out of instinct Chris lays a hand on Jonny as that’s the best way he can go for a cover right now and just as the ref is going to go for the count the bell rings. Everybody looks around confused and so does the ref and at that point Phillip stands up and makes an announcement…
Phillip: Ladies and Gentlemen this match has reached its time limit. This match is a DRAW.
Chris' music plays as he is retaining the belt in the match. As he begins to regain his composure the ref hands him his title belt. Once he gets to his feet he makes his way over to Jonny who is using the ropes to help himself get up to his feet. The two have a staredown and share a set of words with each other for a few moment before Chris offers his hand out to him. Jonny looks hesitant with it but then takes it and shakes it. Chris makes his exit out of the ring and Jonny watches him go with a smile on his face. This is because Jonny knows he was able to go toe to toe with the youngins in ACW still and is not some washed up has been. Chris poses for the crowd who are happy to take his picture after the match that he just had with Spade, and then makes his way to behind the curtain Jonny is soon to follow behind.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 25, 2009 15:01:12 GMT -5
Progression The Reprobate The camera comes back live to the ACW Arena in Manchester, England. The camera pans the crowd until we go to ringside once again with Kevin "The Internet" Anderson (who has evidently been rescued from wherever it was that VorteX decided to leave him) standing next to The Reprobate, who stands behind the railing.Kevin "The Internet" Anderson: Hello fans. Just a few moments ago I was out here and we saw a bit more of the contract dispute between ACW management and The Reprobate. Rep sent his new lawyer, Heimal Kaufmann backstage to work on his negotiations. Rep, has there been any positive progress? Rep: Everything is fine, Anderson. Why are you still out here? Kevin "The Internet" Anderson: I want some answers! I also want to know what you think you were accomplishing when you hit JJB earlier on. Rep turns away with a sarcastic laugh.Rep: The funniest thing about you, Kevin Anderson, is that not only are you clueless... but you are out of a job as well. Kevin "The Internet" Anderson: What are you talking about? Rep: During my contract negotiations, I was given three demands that ACW would have to give in to. One of them was... "Thunderkiss 65" by White Zombie hits as Alex Storm comes out from behind the curtain. Wearing a black ACW collared polo shirt tucked in to his black pants, we walks to ringside.Kevin "The Internet" Anderson: That's funny. Real funny. Nice try, Rep. I'm not leaving. Rep: The hell you aren't. My first demand is that Kevin "The Internet" Anderson can no longer interview me, and that all ACW interviews regarding The Reprobate are to be conducted by Alex Storm. Anderson laughs and hands the microphone over to Alex Storm and walks off, washing his hands of The Reprobate.Alex Storm: Greetings, Rep. It's been... a long time. So long in fact, that I have many things that I need to get to with you. Firstly, what are your intentions, here in ACW? Rep: I have the same intentions as any other professional wrestler that comes through ACW. I just have a distinct way of handling business. Things will all play out in my favor. They always do. Alex Storm: Alright, fair enough. Now, last week the woman standing beside you, Christina... Hi Christina.... the woman standing beside you, acted as your attorney. It didn't work out very well, did it? Rep: She is more qualified as eye candy than as a brain. Christina, offended at these comments, quickly realizes that Rep speaks the truth and nods.Rep: The only way she is able to progressively think is when she thinks on her feet, physically, in the ring, or outside of it. She will be fine. Alex Storm: Well... what about your past? Since the ACW viewers don't know much of your past, why don't you shed some light on some of the things you've done? Rep: What are you talking about, Storm? They already played the history of Rep in GWF tape. There is nothing more to see. Alex Storm: Rep... you know what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about professional wrestling. I'm talking about your life. Rep: What are you talking about, Alex Storm? Alex Storm: You know what I mean, Rep! I was there and saw everything play out in front of my eyes. These people didn't! I understand you and the way that you think from seeing that, but these people don't. Maybe if you opened your life up, they would understand. Rep: I don't give a DAMN what you or any of these people think about me, Alex Storm. I'm here for one reason and one reason only... business. Emotional involvement is zero percent of The Reprobate's mindset. Alex Storm: You're lying, Rep. I can see it, and I can damn sure feel it. I know you more than most people know you. I know you more than you know yourself. It isn't healthy to keep these things bottled up. Now- Rep smacks the microphone out of Alex Storm's hand and Storm backs up and picks it up.Alex Storm: Fine! You don't want my help, you won't get it anymore! The only way to face your fears is to confront them, Rep. Alex turns and walks to the back as Rep stands and stares at the microphone on the ground. He continues staring until Christina touches his shoulder and pulls him back in to his seat. As he sits down, his eyes set on the grounded microphone.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 25, 2009 15:01:42 GMT -5
Segment: What do XS3 and Led Zeppelin have in common? They both "RAMBLE ON!" >_> (Credit: XS3)
It was time for me to come home.
And home I was. 7 in the morning on Thursday, April 23 and -2 degrees Celcius. Splendid, another typical Canadian day, which would no doubt provide stereotypes for my cohorts in ACW to chuckle about. Rather than stay inside like anyone with a respectable amount of sanity would do, I was outside wearing jeans, a hoody and worn out sneakers. As I felt the wind rustle my hair, tied back in a ponytail, I sighed. Contention? Depression? Anger? All three, actually. While I was content to be back in my familiar surroundings, depression and anger were once again beginning to settle in. All of this time I figured Jake Steele was to be my greatest enemy. But apparently, I had deceived myself into believing I was any sort of hero. No, there I stood on my deck, cast to the world once again as a failure. I had failed to make it to Manchester to even remotely pretend I was interested in the company's PPV, I had failed to oblige my bandmates with attention or any sort of idea, I had failed to protect my niece from Jake's wrath... and above all else, I had failed my wife and child.
The instant I thought of Corey and Christine, my heart snapped in two. Here I was; a six foot six self-proclaimed messiah here to save ACW from the cancer known as the Road Steelers, a cancer I unintentionally helped to create. With every waking second of my life, I had felt remorse for those I had hurt with the careless actions of my now former stablemates. To say that regret was a huge factor in my current mindset would be an understatement. As a matter of fact, I had felt at this point, my whole career was nothing more than a regrettable decision. Nine long, miserable years coupled with death, addictions and the same tired routine of beating up some sweaty neanderthal in tights just to receive a paycheck. Now things had changed. I had my third wife and together, we had our first born child. And what did I have to show for it? An empty life coupled with the fact that those around me were claiming opportunities while I sat back and did nothing to cement myself as a main event star in ACW, a company that took me back time and again, even if I was undeserving of such an honor.
In a way, something had to change. The same tired routine had to have some flavour to it. That's what I liked about being in the Entourage: even though we all had ego clashes despite me being the most reserved member of the three, it was still a refreshing breath of air. We were counter-culture, brash and in your face yet the fans loved us. Why? Were they fed up with traditionalism that stables had usually tended to force down the throats of those who had given even a second of their time to look at them? Even though I had major respect for the Senator, I could never forgive the Senatorial Stable for corrupting Thunderkiss and causing the Entourage to fade away and die an undeserved death. That seemed to be a trend in my life. All the things that I had considered good or even way above average had to leave this world. My first two wives had to leave this world and Jake Steele was the ACW World Heavyweight Champion, parading around on his high horse.
So there I was; a 29 year old Canadian, bags under his eyes, underdressed, feeling like he had been bent into a pretzel, getting ready to fly out to the UK later in the day to prepare to wrestle for the world title at least one more time. At this point, I scoffed; what was going to make this different than the last two-three times? The fact it was on a PPV? The fact that it was almost in the main event? Fuck it, at this rate, I would've been fine opening up the show and letting everyone go take their piss break. At least back then, I had a trace of modesty and reserve. But nowadays, I had decided to become the One-Man Entourage, a selfish boob who had to have things cater to him and have everything go his way. Would this affect the way I viewed Jake Steele? No. I had still promised I would do everything in my power to walk away with the world title and that's what I had hoped to accomplish after spending almost a whole decade trying to compensate for what foolish childhood dreams I tried to capitalize on.
The wind began to pick up. I had to let a little shiver escape me. But at this rate, nothing was beginning to affect me anymore. I felt like I was returning to my vegatative state from two years ago, the individual who cried for change in the world but did nothing of the sort to get the job done. "Mundo es perdido", "Humanity is lost." I was one of the lost ones, the same crying individual who now floats at sea with many castaways like me. Something had to change once again, something had to be done.
Even if it meant going down in a blaze of glory one final time.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 25, 2009 15:03:01 GMT -5
Title: Seeking Council…Nobody Loves Chris EP. 1 Credit: Senator/Hollywood Mach/ Chris Phenomenal/Rawt/Jonny Spade
The scene opens up in the backstage locker room of the Mega Star Alliance. Chris Phenomenal is towelling off and refreshing after his time limit draw with Jonny Spade earlier in the night, his attention now shifting to the main event of the evening, the fallen heroes battle royal. Hollywood Mach is of the same mindset, focused on walking out the winner of the battle royal and thus is discussing with WCW their strategy for the night. Rawt is in the corner, the epitome of focus, on his five dollar foot long. Chris Phenomenal: So, this is my first big battle royal, any helpful thoughts or tips guys?[/I]
Chris waits for an answer from either WCW or Hollywood to answer but they seem oblivious to him.
Chris Phenomenal: Look, I’m just asking for some help here, there’s going to be thirty other guys in there and the Mega Star Alliance needs to represent.[/I]
Chris pauses once more and begins to ask a third time before Rawt takes pause from his sandwhich.
Rawt: We heard you the first time Chris, now shut up and get ready for tonight. Theres no time for fuckin' around!
Chris Phenomenal: That’s what I’m trying to do here. I want to be one hundred percent ready and am seeking the advice of a veteran. Just because you’ve gone 10-0 since coming back or whatever the shit you are doesn’t mean you run this joint. I’m the entertainment champion bitch, what you got?[/I]
Rawt: I’ll tell you what I got, an ounce of self decency in me. I also didn’t lose to that Jake Cheng wannabe Lee Homicide, I was beating the ACW Champion Jake Steele. I've held that title once before, 3 years ago around this time of the year. Believe me, I know how it is.
Chris Phenomenal: Yeah…well…
WCW: Gentleman, calm down. All that matters is that you two follow the plan for tonight. Make sure you stay in the ring until all three of you are in and then from there we pick off the targets one by one.
Chris Phenomenal: That’s the problem yo, I mean it’s fine and dandy if we are in late but what if I’m in early and Rawt and Mach are in late. I need some advice to make sure I don’t get eliminated so we can carry out your fucking plan.
WCW: Junior, you’ll be fine in there. Just let your natural talent flow through and you’ll be fine.
Chris Phenomenal: Yeah, that’s what we said last time and I lost. Ya I’ve been training but I’m looking for some veteran advice. I’m all for the Mega Star Alliance, I’m all for Macho winning the battle royal and main eventing Omega Effect V. That said however I still need to look out for number one.
Hollywood Just go out there and do what you do Chris and everything will work out fine. The Mach has faith that Mega Star Alliance will rise to the top, yeaah![/I]
Chris looks at Hollywood, WCW, and Rawt before shaking his head.
Chris Phenomenal: Ya know what, fuck you all.[/I]
With that Chris Phenomenal opens up the door and almost bumps into Jonny Spade, coming in for a final briefing with WCW in regards to the Mega Star Alliance. Chris pauses for a moment, showing none of the previous animosity towards Spade after there handshake in the ring previously before brushing past Jonny and into the hall.
Jonny: Good match to you too Chris?
Jonny turns and looks at WCW, Mach and Rawt who all shrug their shoulders before they gather around to finish their strategy. Meanwhile Chris Phenomenal is storming through the halls, visibly upset with his Mega Star Alliance team mates
Chris Phenomenal: The fuckers and their fucking strategy and this bull shit, figuring everything is going to go as planned. I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing out there in a battle royal. It’s a totally different beast, it’s different than a regular match, it’s different than what I’m used to and I can’t get any fucking help. I feel like a politician without a teleprompter.[/I]
With that Chris walks past the office of ACW’s resident politician, Senator Steve Phillips who is staring at his striped officials shirt, preparing not only for the Fallen Heroes battle royal but his role as the special referee for the XS3 vs. Jake Steele match. He looks up and spots Chris Phenomenal firing a crate across the hallway. He gets out of his chair and walks to the edge of his doorway.
Senator: May I be of any assistance here? I admit I am a bit busy but...
Chris Phenomenal seems to ignore Senator continuing his tirade throughout the hallways.
Senator: Excuse me, Mr. Phenomenal, I asked you a question!
The use of his name snaps Chris back to the present time and he looks at Senator.
Chris Phenomenal: How the fuck do you know my name?
Senator: If my memory serves correct, you have been in ACW for almost four solid months, it would be a shortcoming of mine if I did not know who you were. As someone who takes strategy and tactics seriously, it is my business to familiarize myself with-
Chris Phenomenal: Yeah. Hey, you got any advice for the Battle Royal coming up?
Senator: I won the battle royal last year, so I would be the right man to ask such a question. Although I can hardly give away all my secrets, I will tell you this, pick your shots, avoid exhausting yourself on any single elimination, and always watch your back. Other than that, at this late time in the game, you will be on your own. I wish you the best of luck, but it will take more than luck if you dare to challenge me personally.
Chris Phenomenal: Seriously Senator, you’re a decrepit old man. What seriously gives you any idea that you have a chance of repeating as the Fallen Heroes winner?[/color]
Senator: I did it before, I can do it again, the situation is that simple!
Chris Phenomenal: You’re full of shit, ya know that?
Senator: In all actuality, I made sure that I emptied my digestive system well ahead of time before entering into this contest...
Chris Phenomenal: You know what Senator, fuck you. I’ll see you out there tonight, and then I’ll toss your ass out of the ring. You won’t be getting no repeat.[/color]
With that Chris Phenomenal walks away leaving Senator Phillips in the dust, shaking his head at the brash Chris Phenomenal as he heads off down the hallway.
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 25, 2009 15:03:48 GMT -5
Segment: The Virgin Homicides, Part 3 (Credit: Lee) Scene opens. We find ourselves in the middle of a huge kitchen. The grey granite floors a littered with garbage that is piled nearly to the top of the counter in its center. The center itself is an island, complete with a stove, oven, a matching granite tiles that look dingy along with the rest of the kitchen. The light from the room seems to be flooding in from a an open window in the back, sitting above a cast iron sink which is filled to the rim with dishes, still showing the stains of the food that was eaten off of them a few days earlier. The baby blue colored walls also have a few spots of food randomly spread on them, leading all the way to two open doorways on either side of the room. Next to both doors is a matching pair of stainless steel garbage bins, both filled over the top lid with garbage. Behind one of the garbage bins is a stainless steel refrigerator. Its front covered by both handprints and magnetic words that are stuck to their place, holding several different stubs to movies, concerts tickets, subway tickets, and a large poster for the music distributing company called “Arista”.?: I don’t understand what your problem is? After a few more moments another familiar site is seen as Lee Homicide is shown strolling into the kitchen. Wearing a white “wife-beater” shirt, and a pair of black athletic pants, his bare feet slap loudly against the tile floor underneath him. His black hair is now cut short, but the familiar brown eyes still burn into the camera as he rolls them. In his hand, he licks a spoon as the other holds a bowl.Lee: I don’t see it as that big of a deal. Throwing the spoon into the bowl, he quickly throws them both into the sink behind him. Before wheeling around and putting his hands on the sink behind him.Lee: So, I don’t do all of my dishes immediately, so sue me! Suddenly another individual comes through the same door from which Lee appeared only a few moments before. We find ourselves face to face with one of the roommates with whom Lee shared this commode, Audrey, a Hispanic girl wearing a black tank top and blue jeans, her hands are up at the sides of her face as she turns towards Lee.Audrey: I don’t understand how you think saying that I should do your dishes is a bad thing… Lee rolls his eyes again before continuing.Lee: I wasn’t implying anything about your gender. I love women… Audrey quickly paces towards Lee, her hands out in front of him.Audrey: I don’t mean you were being sexist, I mean you were being racist by trying to make me your own personal slave or something? Lee quickly holds his hands out in front of him.Lee: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! That’s not what I meant at all! Audrey: Oh, I’m sure you didn’t! Lee’s face slowly starts to turn bright red as he looks down at Audrey.Lee: Now listen to me for a second you! But suddenly Lee stops. In the corner of his eyes he sees a metal pot resting on the ground. In a moment he seems to drift off to a distant place. After a few more seconds pass, the redness falls out of his face, and all the tension that we saw just a moment before is gone. Suddenly Lee’s eyes fall to the ground.Lee: I’m sorry Audrey. I really didn’t mean to offend you. It’s just that I don’t have that much experience with other races, and I don’t mean to offend you. Plus I wouldn’t do anything to hurt a female… Lee takes in a deep breath before continuing.Lee: I made a promise to someone a very long time ago that I intend to keep… Suddenly Audrey lets out a slight snort.Audrey: That’s it? Lee pushes his eyebrows together in confusion as he forces his eyes to meet Audrey’s once again.Lee: What do you mean “That’s it”? Laughing Audrey leans up against the side of the sink next to Lee.Audrey: I mean I just called you a racist and a sexist, two things which I now know aren’t true, and your response is to apologize to me? Both let out a slight chuckle.Lee: Yeah I guess that does sound a little ridiculous. Audrey: In fact… Audrey suddenly takes a slight jerk of her head backwards.Audrey: I haven’t heard you yell at any of the girls in this house the whole time. This is the place where people are supposed to start getting real Lee… As he brings his eyes up to level with hers again, a smile crosses Lee’s face.Lee: This is the real me, I promised my mom years ago that I’d always respect women, and I always intend to. Audrey’s voice drops down to a whisper.Audrey: Well I’m pretty sure your mom didn’t want you to turn into a huge pussy either… Letting out another laugh, she turns directly towards him.Audrey: I bet your one of those guys that if your girlfriend stood you up for prom, you’d blame yourself. Lee begins scratching the back of his neck in a nervous gesture.Lee: Actually… Laughing out loud this time, Audrey has to move her hand up to her mouth to stop her laughter.Audrey: Oh my God… She walks around to position herself in front of Lee placing her hands on either of his shoulders.Audrey: Look Lee, you’re a good guy. I just don’t think you know how much of a bad thing you realize that is. This statement causes Lee to recoil backwards slightly, his eyes being pushed together in confusion.Lee: What’s that supposed to mean? Turning with a laugh, Audrey slowly begins to turn and pace towards the door she appeared from just a few moments earlier.Audrey: It means that you have to find some kind of an outlet to get rid of that anger that you’ve been bottling up all these years. Or else, who knows, something bad might happen… As Audrey exits the room, Lee takes a few moments to consider exactly what she’s telling him. Leaning to the side, he raises his voice in order to make sure Audrey can hear him in the next room.Lee: Some kind of an outlet? Audrey’s voice comes clearly from the other room.Audrey: You know like super heroes alter egos. Or even the characters like actors or even professional wrestlers use. Maybe you could even start using one of those battle cries like the Marines do… Lee Homicide lets out a gruff laugh as he lets his eyes fall down to the ground again.Lee: Professional Wrestlers huh? A smile begins to turn up the corners of his lips.Lee: I think I could handle that… Lee slowly pushes himself up from the counter behind him, wading through the garbage that has been left there by the housemates over the past few days.Lee: Let’s get this started. From now on, I shall no longer be Billy Chung, the humble kid who took everybody’s shit without question. From now on… itzLEEyuhBITCH! [/size][/font][/center] As Lee disappears behind the doorway, the scene slowly fades to black.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 25, 2009 15:05:05 GMT -5
”Dreams Do Come True: Part Two (lolololol Rhymes) Credit: Danny Main/Thunder Trainer The dubious flight over, Danny Mainer and Thunder Train in their quest to harness the power of Shotokan and Sheng Long have ventured into the most remote parts of far-East China and are heading through dense jungle jumping on vines and fighting bears and shit enduring the perils of the jungle with their manly awesomeness. Danny Mainer is shown walking into clear view of the camera with one of those Australian hats with the corks, Sally his trusted Meat Cleaver, a white vest and a pair of blue denim jeans with a small duffle bag over his shoulder with all the necessities. Behind him suffering from severe exhaustion is Thunder Train who has a fat-ass backpack on it with tonnes of food supplies, a tent, bear traps, a shotgun and stuff like that. He’s armed with a sharp object too, clutching a fat-ass machete in his right hand. Having hacked through plantation for days and having not even seen the sun in about a week they hack through a dense wall of hedge and finally sunlight floods their eyes. They hiss and groan at the burning sensation but relish the opportunity to be kissed by sunlight once again. Train drops to his knees and smiles ecstatically, almost high in his dehydration.Thunder Train: The sun… it’s just...so beautiful, it’s like a big golden baby waiting to be eaten...mmm...baby...Danny Mainer: ”I know… it’s so gorgeous. Wait, Train, stop staring at it.”Thunder Train: I can’t, it’s too beautiful!!Danny Mainer: ”TRAIN! LOOK! A PUMA!”Danny points towards the large stone structure in front of them, the first sign of civilization in sometime where no puma is but it does the trick. Train instinctively looks, ravishingly hungry at this point as though they have all the tinned food supplies in the world in Train’s backpack, someone in their infinite genius forgot to pack the tin opener and neither man was smart enough to realize that the sharp objects they carry would’ve helped. Finally somewhere to refuge, both men head down this downhill path which leads a small courtyard area no bigger then say a wrestling ring. Looking around all that can be seen is a large bowl of water and another of freshly prepared buffalo wings. Both men’s eyes lighten up in the shock realization that they’ve finally arrived at the Temple… outside a universal language sign reads…THE TEMPLE OF JASON THE GIANT Both men revere in awe at the majesty of this underground temple. No doubt many of the trials have already been completed but this hunt for the amulet wouldn’t have happened if it weren’t still here.Danny Mainer: ”This amulet is responsible for the cold blooded murder of men, women and children. Not just here, but throughout the motherland. For five days I have hunted it, for five days luck alone has kept its wretched existence out of my grasp. Hunting an amulet is like hunting an animal, fire at the wrong moment and your chance will be forever lost. Patience. If we reveal our position to Amulet’s men, this buffet table will be our grave.”Thunder Train: Are you quoting Sergeant Reznov?Danny Mainer: ”Who?”Thunder Train: Nevermind. Anyway...The two having filled up on buffalo wings and drink head towards the front door of the temple. They shift large fragments of broken rock out the way and climb through a small hole into the temple, Mainer going first and Train going in second with some assistance from Mainer pulling him in. Finally inside the underground temple they head down a long downward slope towards a large stone door where another Universal Language Sign has a message for them.ONCE YOU ENTER THE TEMPLE, YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO LEAVE UNTIL YOU FIND THE EXIT. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE YOUR PROGRESS BEFORE YOU ENTER? Thunder Train: Yeah, why not? I sure as hell don't want to lose my progress! I've gotten so far!PROGRESS SAVED. PLEASE INSERT DISK TWO. Thunder Train: What? I don’t have disk two! I don’t even have disk one! How the hell am I supposed to put in a disk two anyway?CRY MORE. [/center] Thunder Train: Fuck this shit. OM NOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOM!Train sprints forward and shoulderbarges his way through the old stone door. It crashes in a heap in an impressive display of strength from Train as Mainer just pulls a WTF face.YOUR HEAD ASPLODE. Thunder Train: Fuck you.Danny not questioning the now frustrated Train follows in after him. They don’t take two steps into the next room before spotting the first major problem. They look down the first corridor and find that it is seemingly infinite. It goes as far as the eye can see and further still with nothing to be seen but the stone wall either side of them. Danny and Train having watched The Matrix enough times between them realize that getting out by running along the corridor is useless so instead Train and Danny walk along and start rapping their knuckles on the wall trying to find a hollow spot. This is done for some thirty minutes until Danny finally finds sweet spot. Danny tries to kick it but finds that his foot sails right through it and into another off-shoot corridor.Danny Mainer: ”Holy Shit!”Danny tries to pull his leg back out but it doesn’t really work out for him too well. Train grabs him and tries to pull him out but soon both men are pulled in through the hollow ghost spot on the wall. They’re soon shown tumbling down a long-ass tube into the deepest belly of the tunnel. After about twenty minutes of going down this slidey tube they wind up right in the main treasure room of the temple of Jason the Giant. It’s here where they finally find themselves at peace and even though they crash onto the stone floor they’re fine after dusting themselves off. They look around and see the impressive room, a tonne of gold bars everywhere, awesome jewelled memorabilia and most impressively a giant jade statue of Jason the Giant which stands before them humbling both Train and Mainer with its colossal size.Thunder Train: Wow, that Jason the Giant guy must have been one ugly son of a bitch. Maybe even uglier then Jason Freeman!Danny Mainer: ”I know right, he’s eww. I don’t think any of my exes would have fucked him. I mean, wow.”Thunder Train: Let’s look for the amulet!Both men get up and start to explore the temple. Danny starts to examine one end while Train takes the other, Train walks up to a small sacrifice slab at the bottom of the feet of Jason the Giant. He observes it and sees half of a beautiful jewel with a golden exterior. The amulet, it seems. Train goes deep into thought about where the other half is. Meanwhile, Danny has found a prize of his own. A pair of golden boxing gloves which he adorns on his hands. He starts to throw jabs with them but finds that it fuels his arms with an immense power unknown to even the world’s greatest boxers. Danny looks around and starts doing Balrog’s Ultra Move to the shock of himself but not Train who’s still confused as to why he’s not super powerful.Danny Mainer: ”HAROO! HAROO! HAROO! HAROO! HAROO!”Thunder Train: Where’s the other bit of the amulet? WE NEED IT!Danny Mainer: ”What, you mean the one that that cute redhead has over there?”Danny points to a woman in a business suit and with yellow glasses holding the amulet clutched in her hand. She’s got this beautiful physique and she sure as hell knows it. Smoking hot in real life but not in video game, Crimson Viper swaggers over to Danny clutching the amulet but what appears to be a beautiful woman turns out to be a great evil as is indicated by her whiny, nasally Jason Freeman-like voice.Crimson Viper: “So like, you guys wanna like hand me over the amulet or something? Like oh my god, you turdwads can’t just come in here and like totally screw with my gameplan. That’s like, so not cool. Why don’t you gimme the amulet and maybe I like, won’t kill you with like, my specially designed suit or something.” Danny Mainer: ”Fuck off, lady. How’d you even get here anyways?”Crimson Viper: “I snuck in here during the guided tour. There’s an entrance on the other side y’know?” Thunder Train: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!Crimson Viper: “So like, do you wanna give it to me or shall I beat you into submission or something?” Danny Mainer: ”I did until you opened your mouth, god-damn woman you have THE MOST annoying Anti-Boner voice on the planet. I’d hate to hear you scream.”Crimson Viper: “You have no idea what extensive years of sex addiction does to you okay?! I’ve been the lowest of the low and-“ Thunder Train: With them titties? Hell no. Danny Mainer: Nice one Train.”Crimson Viper: “Fuck you guys.”
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 25, 2009 15:05:36 GMT -5
She slams her fist into the ground and both men are thrown up into the air courtesy of a Seismic Punch. Both men hit the ground and C. Viper quickly goes to Train to grab the amulet but Danny is on the ball. He runs over as quick as he can starts to spar with Crimson. They exchange punches until Danny jumps up and punches her in the top of the head, elbowing her in the stomach and then punching her in the shin. He then hits his Ultra and punches her repeatedly until the final hit connects and she flies into a pillar which collapses. Danny grabs his chunk of the amulet and throws it to Train but to his surprise Crimson Viper pulls a gun out and shoots him in the back. Danny collapses and yells in pain but the amulet lands straight into Train’s hands.Danny Mainer: ”TRAIN! Throw the amulet into the fire pit and help me out of here! I’m going to die!”Thunder Train: What fire pit?Danny Mainer: ”THAT ONE!”The camera pans out and a huge-ass river of fire is shown. Train joins amulet halves together and laughs maniacally as the power of Sheng Long fuels his body. He laughs and roars like a maniac as Crimson starts to get bored with this whole ordeal. She can’t move though, she’s lost her Boob-Job Money. Danny starts to bleed on the floor as Train considers launching it into the fire to save his friend.Danny Mainer: ”DO IT MAN!”Thunder Train: Pfft. Fuck that, I’ve got a badass amulet which gives me superpowers. BAT TRAIN LIVES!Danny Mainer: FUCK YOU TRAIN, AND FUCK YOU CRIMSON VIPER… I’LL GET YOU TO TENACIOUS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!”Train walks off to the fire exit and for good measure hits a flaming Shouryouken on a pillar on the way out. It collapses behind him causing a big-ass load of rubble to collapse around behind Train. Happy with his prize he heads off into the sunset leaving Danny and Crimson lying on the floor. Crimson starts to talk but her voice returns to a much more fitting, much sexier voice that you’d come to expect.Crimson Viper: You know, there’s just the two of us and Train has gone… why don’t we uhh… y’know. I mean there’s a fiery pit over there and I’m feeling quite hot… Danny Mainer: ”Hell. Yes. Best adventure ever.”The screen turns to black and the sound of clothes being removed can be heard including a belt buckle hitting the floor and Crimson Viper’s suit hitting the ground. To surprise though, Danny is very very angry at what he sees though…Danny Mainer: ”You’re a man?! WHAT THE FUCK?! You know what my policy is on ladyboys?”Crimson Viper: “What?! Wait, hey! Let go of me! What’re you doing? Why’re you dragging me?!” The sound of hot magma splashing followed by a blood-curdling scream signals the end of the segment as well as Crimson Viper as an exhausted and pissed off Danny Mainer tries to find his own way out of the building.FADE
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 25, 2009 15:06:40 GMT -5
Match 4: ACW World Championship Demon Inc. Lumberjack Match Special Referee: Senator Steve Phillips Jake Steele (c) vs. XS3 (Credit: Steele / XS3)
After a month of chastising, sneak attacks and betrayals, a vicious war between two men has come down to this. Phillip enters the ring.
Phillip: The following contest is a Demon Inc. Lumberjack Match and is for the ACW World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing the lumberjacks, Demon Inc!
"Palms Read" by Protest the Hero hits the arena and the crowd cheers at Jake Steele's Nation of Demonation. One by one, Maximus Dungeon leads the group down to the ring. Ken Dante, Kenji Kobayasha and Punished Fox deliver high-fives to the fans while Christine Irvine waves politely to those who want to see Jake win the match. The five of them all take their place around ringside and the music begins to fade.
Phillip: Introducing the special guest referee for tonight's contest, Senator Steve Phillips!
"Hail to the Chief" then enters the arena and the fans cheer twice as loud as Senator makes his way down the ramp, garbed in the appropriate referee attire. He addresses the crowd before heading up the steps and into the ring. His music then fades as "Hail Destroyer" now blasts into the arena, much to the crowd's dismay. When the song cries out to "TEAR US DOWN", XS3 appears from the back with Lauren safely behind him. He looks on at the fans that boo him as XS3 and Lauren make their way down the ramp. Shortly after approaching ringside, Lauren gives her uncle some words of encouragement before taking her place with the lumberjacks. XS3 looks on at his former bandmates before sliding under the bottom rope into the ring, where he mounts on the second rope, raising his left arm in the air.
"Cake" by Lloyd Banks hits the PA System and the fans leap to their feet in approval. Jake Steele makes his way out from the back with Misono at his side and his titles on his shoulders. Steele and Misono go down the ramp and hype up the crowd before Steele goes over and receives encouragement and advice from Maximus. Steele then hands Misono his tag title before entering the ring and mounting the turnbuckles, raising his title in the air for everyone to see. He turns to face XS3 and hops down on the canvas. The music fades as Senator takes the title from Steele.
Phillip: Introducing the challenger to my left, from Maple Creek, Saskatchewan, Canada, weighing in at 268 lbs, XS3!
XS3 nods as the fans boo him.
Phillip: And introducing his opponent to my right, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 234 lbs, ½ of the ACW Tag Team Champions and the current reigning and defending ACW World Heavyweight Champion, "The One Man Revolution" Jake Steele!
Major pop goes to Steele as Senator holds the title up for everyone to see. Shortly after, he hands the belt to Phillip before calling for the match to begin.
Bell Rings.
As soon as the bell passes through the ears of those who hear it, Jake and XS3 approach each other in the center of the ring with Jake daring XS3 to fight him. XS3 then backs off for a bit before coming after Jake with a collar-and-elbow tie-up. XS3 uses his bulk to push Jake back into the turnbuckle. As Senator comes between the two, XS3 willingly releases Jake, who then steps out and pushes XS3 in the chest before locking up with him again. XS3 soon turns it into a test of strength Greco-roman knuckle lock, causing Jake to bend backwards while still on his feet. Jake uses all of his upper body and leg strength to return to his vertical position and he quickly trips XS3 and goes to jump on him. XS3 kicks Jake off of him and the two share a standoff before circling each other once again.
XS3 soon applies a side headlock and uses all of his strength to torque Jake's neck. As the lumberjacks and Senator look on in silence, Jake goes to bounce XS3 off the ropes but XS3 holds on and drops to his knees. XS3 is thrown off of the ropes but he manages to hit a clichéd shoulder block on Jake before going off the ropes. Jake ducks under then leapfrogs another charge then goes for a hip toss on XS3, who stands his ground and reverses it. Jake manages to flip onto his feet and he soon hits a jumping heel kick that sends XS3 down. Jake then takes the advantage with some boxing blows to the midsection and scores a big haymaker to the side of XS3's head. Jake goes to whip XS3 off of the ropes once again but it is reversed. XS3 goes for a clothesline but Jake leaps up and hits a shuffle side kick, landing on XS3 for a count.
ONE…
…TWO…
…T-KICK OUT!
McNally: A fair contest between these two in the starting gates. The fact that these two know each other so well is pretty evident right now. Edison: Yeah, but Maxwell, these two have also changed, I’m sure both Steele and XS3 have added new moves to their arsenal to fake the other out. McNally: That would be smart in a match like this, but honestly the major factor in this match are those men outside of that ring. Edison: I think it’s clear who’s side they're on tonight. No theory needed for that one.
The Nation looks on, quite pleased at what they are witnessing, as Jake takes XS3 up and hits some quick chops, shades of Booker T running through him. Senator warns Jake to get off the ropes and Jake responds quickly, almost snapping at the guest referee. Jake then throws a knee to the midsection then goes to clothesline XS3 over the ropes. XS3 hangs on and back drops Jake over the ropes and heads to the center of the ring. Jake manages to skin the cat back into the ring and he springs onto the second rope, looking for a back elbow smash. XS3 surprisingly leaps up and catches Jake in midair with a dropkick that sends him into the ropes. XS3 sees Jake holding on in between the first and second rope and calls out for a 619. As the fans look on in confusion, XS3 bounces off the opposite ropes… and instead flies over Jake, landing on Kenji and Fox on the outside with the Phoenix Pounce. Even the anti-XS3 crowd cannot help but pop as XS3 is picked up by Maximus and tossed back into the ring, where he quickly drops an elbow across Jake's lower spine.
McNally: That almost looked like an assist by Maximus Dungeon there. Edison: Would you quit being so paranoid Maxwell? Maximus’ aim was off.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 25, 2009 15:07:21 GMT -5
XS3 takes the match under his control now and he throws some chops that light up Jake's chest before ramming him into the corner with his shoulder. As Christine watches the man she used to call her husband take it to Jake with shoulder thrusts, the fans begin to clap on for Jake. XS3 backs off from the corner and goes to charge at Jake once again. Jake pushes himself off the ropes and over the charging XS3 before utilizing a bionic elbow, sending XS3 into the ropes. As XS3 holds onto the top rope, he looks down at Ken and shakes his head before turning back and ducking under a wheel kick. XS3 hits a spinning side kick then goes for a double arm DDT. Jake pushes XS3 off of him, only to see him bounce off the ropes and strike back with a flying forearm smash. XS3 pins Jake but Senator only gives him two count for his troubles.
Jake hears the fans call out for him and he wants to oblige them but it's hard to when he's driven into the canvas with the Final Fate, which gains XS3 a two count only, and is then locked into a cross armbar. Jake struggles like a child refusing to take his medicine and XS3 follows up with a kick to the side of his head. Jake manages to roll back to his feet and he goes for a jackknife pin on XS3. Before Senator can even hit three, XS3 lifts himself off the ground and nails a northern lights suplex, bridging for a pin. Jake mirrors XS3 by lifting himself off of the ground and grabbing XS3's legs out from under him, looking to apply the Brooklyn Crab. XS3 kicks Jake off of him, almost causing the champion to run into Senator. Jake shoots Senator a look but turns around into a double arm DDT, which triggers a follow up pin.
ONE…
…TWO…
THR-NO!
Edison: XS3 is making sure he stays in control, every time Steele is up, XS3 knocks him back down. McNally: He has full on intentions to win, he wants to fulfill his destiny. And after nine years, even with his recent attitude, can you blame him?
XS3 now picks up Jake and hits a short-arm clothesline. XS3 holds onto his opponent's arm and he picks up Jake once again, hitting another clothesline. XS3 once again holds on and he quickly applies a hammerlock to Jake, which is only a precursor to The New Game. Jake cries out in pain as XS3 continues to work on the lower spine and arm areas of Jake. Senator asks Jake calmly if he wants to submit and Jake responds with a resounding "no". As the Nation claps to help bring Jake back into the match, Jake suddenly begins punching and headbutting away at XS3, which loosens the big man's grip long enough for Jake to connect with a thunderous tornado DDT, spiking XS3's head off of the canvas. As both men lay in a heap, Senator begins to start up a ten count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
Once XS3 gets to his feet at five, Jake follows him at six. Jake intends for a clothesline but XS3 ducks under it and sends Jake flying halfway across the ring with the Closing Moment. XS3 crawls over to Jake and hooks the leg, with Senator counting once again.
ONE…
…TWO…
THR-NO!
XS3 pauses to look on at his former bandmates shooting him looks of nonchalance and nods, remembering his words to them earlier. XS3 then picks up Jake and whips him into the corner. XS3 hits a big clothesline that sends Jake stumbling out of the corner and then ascends the top rope. Senator looks up and gives the turnbuckle count, for lack of a better term, before watching XS3 leap off. Jake takes a risk and throws himself down to the canvas, causing him to narrowly avoid the Ralph Klein Special. As XS3 holds his tailbone in pain, Jake climbs up the turnbuckle frantically and positions himself before going for the Dai-Chan Bomber. XS3 reaches up and grabs Jake by the throat before going for a chokeslam. Jake sneaks in a quick elbow to the side of the head and uses the momentum against XS3 to hit a Broken Legacy in midair, planting XS3's head into the canvas with force.
As both men lay on the canvas, Senator starts up yet another ten count and XS3 is seen using the ropes to try and get back to his feet. Jake stumbles up to his feet before four and XS3 is up at the same time. Quickly, XS3 goes for a punch but Jake blocks it and throws one of his own. The same process is repeated about three times before Jake goes to whip XS3 off of the ropes. XS3 reverses the hold but is quickly taken down with a running elbow smash. Jake hits some more strikes to XS3 and follows up with a quick shuffle side kick to the back of XS3's head. Jake pins XS3 but Senator counts only to two. Jake contemplates arguing with the count but the back of his mind tells him not to. As XS3 is then picked up, he is positioned to be hit with the RIGHT IN YO' FACE, much to the Nation's approval. XS3 sees Jake coming off of the ropes and ducks down, sending Jake crashing into the canvas. XS3 then picks Jake up with the torture rack and hits the Burning Cradle. XS3 lands on Jake for the pin.
McNally: Burning Cradle! This could be the end of the Jake Steele era right here! Edison: Don’t count him out just yet Maxwell!
ONE…
…TWO…
…THR-NO!
XS3 looks up at Senator with a look that asks, "Are you kidding me?!" but decides not to argue. XS3 brings Jake up once again but is quickly surprised when Jake tosses XS3's arms aside and sets him up before hitting the Boomerang to a raucous ovation. Jake hooks XS3's leg and Senator counts the one… Then the two… Then stops. Jake looks over at Senator and asks him what his deal was until he points to XS3's foot on the bottom rope. Jake suddenly glances over at Maximus, who admits having nothing to do with the deed. Senator assures Jake of this and Jake sighs, frustrated. Jake then grabs XS3 by the arm and leg and drags him near the corner before heading out to the apron and ascending the ropes. Jake smirks to the Nation as well as the fans before leaping off for the Exploding Glory. Much to his dismay, Jake eats nothing but canvas as XS3 swiftly dodges the move.
XS3 rests on his stomach, lifting his head up to look out at the booing crowd, him laughing as if he really gives a fuck. He sees his former bandmates pissed that their former leader won’t stay down, and he has to laugh at all of them, rising to his feet and making his way to Steele. He brings him up, and takes him by the back of the head as he throws him out to the lumberjacks, dropping to his knees and smiling as if he just sent Steele to his doom. Punished Fox and Kenji Kobayasha surround their new leader, standing over him as XS3 looks back and begins to watch as Steele looks up, not sure of what is going on.
McNally: I don't like the way they're looking at Steele right now... Edison: Would you quit with the conspiracy theories already?
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