VorteX

[VorteX]

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Biography

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Poser: Richter Belmont
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Name: Dimitrius Osbourne (VorteX)
Sex: Male
Orientation: Neutral
Birthdate: October 13th, 1980
Age: 29
Height: 5’11
Weight: 200lbs
Hometown: Near Death Valley, CA
Wrestling Style: Speedy / Technical

Physical Description:
Outfit (entrance): White cotton shirt, blue jeans, brown dress shoes, brown gloves, blue trench coat
Outfit (match): White cotton shirt, blue jeans, brown dress shoes, brown gloves
Hair color (length): Long, raven colored
Ethnicity: Caucasian

Catchphrases:
- I AM the exception!
- Stay a while...and listen.

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Affiliates[/size]
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Poser: Alucard Helsing
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Name: Dimitrius Osbourne (Atrus)
Sex: Male
Birthdate: October 13th, 1980
Age: 28
Height: 5'11
Weight: 200lbs
Hometown: Near Death Valley, CA

Physical Description:
Clothing: White cotton shirt, red Victorian style pants, black dress shoes, black gloves, red trench coat, red hat, goggle style glasses
Hair color (length): Long, raven colored
Ethnicity: Caucasian
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Poser: Simon Belmont
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Name: Abel
Sex: Male
Birthdate: ??
Age: ??
Height: ??
Weight: ??
Hometown: ??

Physical Description:
Clothing: Long red trench coat with white cotton shirt underneath, brown baggy dress pants with leather dress shoes, brown gloves
Hair color (length): Long, blazing red
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Other: Has a small scar above the right eye, otherwise appears almost identical to VorteX.
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Poser: Gordon Freeman
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Name: Vincent Winters
Sex: Male
Birthdate: May 5th, 1975
Age: 34
Height: 5'6
Weight: 175lbs
Hometown: ??

Physical Description:
Clothing: Labcoat, black rubber gloves, black boots.
Hair color (length): Short, brown
Ethnicity: Caucasian
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Poser: Aundrea Fimbres
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Name: Felicity
Sex: Female
Birthdate: December 21st, 1983
Age: 25
Height: 5'0
Weight: 125lbs
Hometown: ??

Physical Description:
Clothing: Usually wears a dark black stealth bodysuit, although is known to wear formal wear when performing at Jazz clubs.
Hair color (length): Long, Jet Black
Ethnicity: Latina
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[VorteX]

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Character History

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As seen in the Desolation Chronicles, Vortex’s early life started out in much turmoil. At about the age of eight, Vortex’s parents were abducted. The next day, the neighbor Jed came and succeeded in ‘abducting’ Vortex, taking him and trapping him in the basement. Jed then reduced Vortex to basically a caged animal, forbidding basics like reading and friendships. The rest of Vortex’s early childhood is a mystery, due to be revealed in time.

Vortex began his wrestling career in his early 20’s. Wrestling at different underground federations to make money, but never went professional. Most of the federations were located near his hometown, in sweltering garages or backyards with only hard sand and rocks to cushion a fall. Vortex quickly rose to the top of a fed due to his death defying flips, and vicious submissions. The last federation Vortex wrestled in before coming to ACW was the BBDHWSWF (or the Bingham Brothers Down Home Wrestling School for Wrestlin’ Folk). One day, Vortex was asked to compete against another wrestler for a chance at a large sum of money and admittance to a prestigious and seemingly legit wrestling school. Its founder a mysterious man in white was in the audience that day, and after Vortex performed a leap of death off of a 15 foot garage roof onto rolled out barbed wire and rusty truck beds, the man in white came to offer him admittance to his wrestling school. Vortex decided that it was best not to accept this offer; something was strangely familiar about this man…and not in a good way. (Match)

Vortex can be cocky at times, however is noted for methodical and exceptional thinking, which he believes helps win matches. This cockiness cost Vortex quite a few matches in his early run in ACW. At Genocide 2006 Vortex faced off against Rawt in a vicious No-DQ match, but due to his inexperience he lost. Vortex wrestled one last match on Meltdown, and after only 6 matches in ACW Vortex disappeared from the wrestling scene. Both the ACW fans and staff thought that Vortex was gone forever, many of them forgetting he even existed. However, at Bloody Valentine 2007 a strange image flashed across the titantron, and a ladder could be seen in the ring. Shortly after this, Vortex made his return to ACW. In the past several months Vortex has had three chances at title gold, twice at the Entertainment Title and once at the Lightweight Title. Unfortunately, Vortex did not manage to secure either belt, and now is involved in the Lethal Lottery tournament. Paired with Andrew Hunter, they look to vanquish every other team in the Lottery, and Vortex looks to have a shot at Heavyweight gold. Only time will reveal if Vortex gets this chance or not…

Time has indeed revealed that Vortex sadly did not get his shot at Heavyweight gold. During the semi-finals of the Lethal Lottery Tournament Hunter and Vortex had a major disagreement in-ring, one that cost them the tournament. Hunter was extremely angry after this incident, and decided to attack Vortex spawning a feud that lasted up until 7DS. During this time, a mysterious man by the name of Abel appeared and claimed to be Vortex's brother. Abel stuck around and helped train Vortex, but offered no more truths about his past except that Vortex would have to find that out himself. At 7DS Vortex and Hunter fought a long and drawn out match much to the crowds approval, and after withstanding some of Hunter's most devastating moves, Vortex pulled out the biggest win of his career by pinning Hunter cleanly.

After this day VorteX went on to feud with Jake Cheng in a long drawn out battle that included a midget, light heavyweight gold, and a fatal fourway delayed TLC match. After losing this TLC match VorteX went into another streak of losses, and apparently lost his mind, and threatened to quit. Seconds after this threat was issued VorteX was shot and killed on live television.

Or was he?

As it turns out Vortex was not dead, and nearly 2 years later has returned to the ring. Shortly after returning, a feud began with Stan Vishis, one of The Reprobate's lackies. The feud has continued on and off for weeks before coming to a head at Omega Effect 5, where The Reprobate burned Vortex with a fireball. To add to matters, Vortex competed in a Entertainment Gauntlet for a shot at the Entertainment Title. Fans once again saw the return of Tad, along with a slew of other characters as Vortex sailed through the competition and won a shot at the ET Title at Omega Effect 5. Unfortunately for Vortex, he lost to Chris Phenomenal in a very close match, and would conclude the night with only one mark in the win column against Stan Vishis.

Vortex's personal life has gotten much weirder since returning. Abel has once again resurfaced and revealed that he is a part of Vortex's Psyche, extracted from Vortex's mind and placed in an entierly new body. As if that isn't crazy enough, Vortex's primal instinct (known as the 'id' in Freudian terms) is totally detached from the rest of his mind and calls itself Atrus. Crazier yet, Vortex was not actually born from parents, rather created in a lab as a test experiment. Vortex was to be the 'perfect soldier', however due to complications with Abel and Atrus, that didn't happen. Instead, a man named Winters (who as revealed by Abel is the co-creator of Vortex), placed X-data inside of Vortex early in his lifespan which would later be known as 'assassin data'. Of course things are never straightforward, and this assassin data seems to only create female assassins, who are later used by Dr. Winters for protection. Only one asssassin is known to Abel and Vortex at this time, and her name is Felicity. Felicity currently is employed as a jazz singer at a local club, as Vortex found out during one of the Entertainment Challenges that required him to go on a blind date. According to Abel, the founders of New Genesis (the foundation behind Vortex's creation) attempted to merge the x-data with Atrus causing Vortex to lose control of his mind temporarily and kill 20 men. Felicity was then responsible for 'killing' Vortex and taking him to Dr. Winters who crafted a new life for Vortex, effectively making Vortex's childhood a lie.

A very intriguing lie at that, as all of Vortex's childhood memories were conceived in what is known as the RNA machine (Rapid Neuron Analysis). This machine is able to craft 'worlds' using sophisticated technology, and it was in one of these world's Vortex spent the majority of his childhood existence. Not much else is known about the machine at this point, although it is bound to come into play soon. As told by Abel, every battle Vortex fights makes him lose more control of his mind to Atrus, and if total control is lost, Vortex will turn into a merciless killing machine.

After taking a severe beating at Omega Effect 5, one can only assume that Vortex is well on his way to losing control. Thus Abel and Vortex set off to confront Felicity and eventually Dr. Winter's in hope that they can reverse the damage done at birth.

The months passed quickly and after ending his feud with The Reprobate at Seven Deadly Sins 2009, Vortex went on to win the Entertainment Title from Andrew Black on August, 6th 2009. Since that date, Vortex has been put in the spotlight so to speak, and with the spotlight comes the beatings. Abel and Vortex continued to search for Winters until Abel disappeared mysteriously sometime in November of 2009.

A month previously, Winters and Felicity went on a search for remnants of a man named Jericho, who apparently wrote a journal he named 'The Desolation Chronicles'. The most important part of this journal was that Vortex's childhood memory is based off it, and deciphering the journal brings Winters that much closer to ridding Vortex (whom he still calls by the project name 'Feldspar') of his rampant id Atrus.

In order to find the journal, Winters had a lead on an abandoned 'farm' where it is presumed Jericho was held prisoner at one time. These farms are no normal farms, they were in fact used by a radical group only known as 'Shepherds' to hold common people they termed 'Sheep'. Winters believes that Desolation was in fact a real place, and that Jericho ended up on a Farm because he did something the Shepherds did not like (which Winters believes her recorded in the journal) and thus became a Goat (and outcast Shepherd).

The Farm did contain pieces of the journal, however they were encoded through use of advance technology in the very walls of the destroyed structures on the Farm. The only way to read the pieces of the journal was for Winters to take the wall fragments back to his lab and analyze them with a special machine. The only information gathered from the decoded journal fragments thus far is a brief account of an abduction taking place. Who was abducted by whom and when it happened are still unknown.

As Abel disappeared, Vortex was left to fend for himself against his own mind. Presumably from a blow taken in a Ladder match at Samhain, Vortex's id has manifested itself into a human form that only Vortex can see. Atrus has influenced Vortex to do all manner of things from take Exodus (a mysterious drug that brings out the latent potential in whoever takes it at a dire cost) to beat up innocent people, all in the name of 'progression'.


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[VorteX]

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Finishers
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Primary Finisher: Psychosurgery
Description: Orange Crush Bomb/Suplex into Sitdown Powerbomb
-Psychosurgery Animation:
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Secondary Finisher: Shades of Gray
Description: Vertical Inverted Boston Crab with Headscissors

Weapon Finisher: Edge of Obscurity
Description: Moonsault Press executed while holding a chair against the chest

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Trademark moves

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1) Exclamat!ion Po!nt ***
Description: Missile Dropkick(often can be done off ladder) to Seated Opponent in Chair

2) Whirlwind of Destruction ****
Description: Running Tornado DDT into Leg Hook Pin(can be done to opponent seated on top rope, or ladder)

3) Bane Grenade **
Description: Avalanche Style Tiger Driver

4) Annihilation Catalyst ***
Description: Vortex flips a downed opponent face up, drags them to the ropes, and positions them so their legs are over the middle ropes. He positions their arms over the bottom ropes, trapping the opponent in the ropes. Then, Vortex runs and rebounds off of the opposing ropes, picks up speed, and dropkicks the opponent in the face.

5) Tear in Reality **
Description: Elevated Double Chickenwing Lock(Steamboat Style)

6) Catch 22 ***
Description: Corkscrew Flipping Leg Drop

7) Gravity Bomb *
Description: Hanging Vertical DDT off Elevated Position

8) Blackout Dropkick ****
Description: Front Flip Missile Dropkick


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1) Sunset Flip ****
2) Flying head scissors ***
3) Spinning Axe Kick **
4) Roundhouse kick ****
5) Spinning heel kick ****
6) Vertical Suplex Lift into Gutbuster ***
7) Running Enzuigiri to kneeling opponent ***
8) Leaping Jujigatame Takedown ***
9) Cattle catch ***
10) Front Facelock Sprawl **
11) ^Cross Armbreaker Throw **
12) Rear Waistlock Takedown ***
13) Snap suplex ****
14) Hammerlock Belly to Belly suplex **
15) Release German suplex ****
16) Jumping Knee to Midsection ****
17) Space Flying Tiger Drop ***
18) Double springboard corkscrew into armdrag **

^(Similar to Paul Phoenix's throw from the Tekken series, Vortex launches the opponent instead of scissoring for a complete armbar on the way down)

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* Used almost never
** Used only on special occasions / sparingly
*** Used normally
**** Used Frequently
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[VorteX]

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Match History

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Wins:

4-1-06 (Warfare) – Tag: Vortex def. Nina Star via Blackout Dropkick
3-8-07 (Meltdown) – Single: Vortex def. Doctor via Blackout Dropkick
3-19-07 (Warfare) – Fatal Four-way: Vortex def. Zero via rollup
4-2-07 (Warfare) – Single: Vortex def. Quimby via Bane Gernade
4-19-07 (Meltdown) – Single: Vortex def. Jefferson via Blackout Dropkick
5-3-07 (Meltdown) – Single: Vortex def. Mr. Red via Whirlwind of Destruction
5-14-07 (Warfare) – Single: Vortex def. Jay Basin via Blackout Dropkick
5-24-07 (Meltdown) – Single: Vortex def. Falco via Blackout Dropkick
5-28-07 (Warfare) – Single: Vortex def. XS3 via count-out
6-4-07 (Warfare) – Tag: Zero def. Torak via stolen pin
7-9-07 (Warfare) – Tag: Hunter def. Lambert via Floyd Kick
7DS 2007 Single: Vortex def. Hunter via rollup
8-16-07 (Meltdown) - Single: Vortex def. Jason Freeman via rollup
4-30-09 (Meltdown) - Single: Vortex def. Gary via Psychosurgery
5-7-09 (Meltdown) - Handicap: Vortex def. Santanas via Whirlwind of Destruction
5-25-09 (Warfare) - Single: Vortex def. Andrew Starr via Psychosurgery
6-8-09 (Warfare) - Triple Threat: Vortex def. Rawt + LyCoS
6-11-09 (Warfare) - Single: Vortex def. Pistol Pete via Psychosurgery
6-11-09 (Warfare) - Single: Vortex def. Andrew Black via Psychosurgery
6-22-09 (OE5) - Single: Vortex def. Stan Vishis via Psychosurgery
7-20-09 (Warfare) Tag: Vortex & Rena def. Jonny Spade & Andrew Black (VorteX pinned Spade after Psychosurgery).
7-27-09 (Warfare) Single: Vortex def. Andrew Black via Small Package
7DS 2009 Single: Vortex def. Rep via rollup
8-6-09 (Meltdown) - Single (Entertainment Title Match): Vortex def. Andrew Black via Psychosurgery
8-13-09 (Meltdown) - Single (Hardcore): Vortex def. Rena via Psychosurgery
8-20-09 (Meltdown) - Single: Vortex def. Jonny Spade via Psychosurgery
8-24-09 (Warfare) - Single: Vortex def. The Red Panther via Psychosurgery
9-17-09 (Meltdown) - Single: Vortex def. The Reprobate via Psychosurgery
9-28-09 (Warfare) - Single (Entertainment Title defense): Vortex def. The Red Panther via Psychosurgery
10-7-09 (Warfare) - Single (Entertainment Title defense): Vortex def. Jonny Spade via Psychosurgery
10-14-09 (Warfare) - Single: Vortex def. Trent Wheeler via Psychosurgery
10-21-09 (Warfare) - Single: Vortex def. Ringleader via 'Turkey Jerker'
10-28-09 (Warfare) - Triple Threat: Vortex def. The Red Panther and Lilith Dormieux (Vortex hit Panther with the Psychosurgery)
11-1-09 (Samhain) - Ladder (Entertainment Title defense): Vortex def. Atomic Kitsune
12-2-09 (Warfare) - Single (Entertainment Title defense): Vortex def. Trent Wheeler

Losses:

3-9-06 (Meltdown) – Single: Nina Star def. Vortex via Sakura-na
3-13-06 (Warfare) – Fatal Four-way: Red def. Dan via Shellshock A
3-16-06 (Meltdown) – Single: Rattlesnake def. Vortex via Snakebite
3-20-06 (Warfare) – Single: Bre Mckey def. Vortex via ladder
Genocide 2006 – No DQ: Rawt def. Vortex def. Vortex via Bomb Drop
3-5-07 (Warfare) – Single: Golden Boy def. Vortex via Golden Glow
3-12-07 (Warfare) – Single: Flamingo def. Vortex via Wet Dream
4-9-07 (Warfare) – Single: Zero def. Vortex via inverted hurricarana
4-23-07 (Warfare) – Single: Brimstone def. Vortex via Corpse Grinder
5-7-07 (Warfare) – First Blood: (Entertainment Title Match): Thunderkiss def. Vortex via ladder
6-11-2007 (Warfare) – Tag: Jake Cheng def. Nick Durden via Second Heartbeat
6-14-2007 (Meltdown) – Triple Threat (Entertainment Title Match): Zero def. Lambert via Moonsault
7-16-07 (Warfare) - Tag: Senator def. Vortex via Partisan Kick
8-2-07 (Meltdown) - Single: XS3 def. Vortex via Shadow Step
8-9-07 (Meltdown) - Single: Jake Cheng def. Vortex via illegal pin
8-20-07 (Warfare) - Single: Nick Durden def. Vortex via Clincher
Heatwave 2007 - Fatal Fourway TLC (LHW Title) Jake Cheng def. Vortex via Mandate of Heaven through a table
8-30-07 (Meltdown) - Single: Senator def. Vortex via backslide pin
6-22-09 (OE5) - Single (Entertainment Title Match): Chris Phenomenal def. Vortex via Superman Punch
7-13-09 (Warfare) - Single: Train def. Vortex via Om Nom Bomb
9-14-09 (Meltdown) - Tag: Chris Phenomenal and Jonny Spade def. Vortex and Jack Jefferson
9-24-09 (Meltdown) - Single: Dave Shadow def. Vortex via Blink
11-18-09 (Warfare) - Triple Threat (Champion vs. Champion vs. Champion): Jack Jefferson def. Vortex (Jefferson pins Spade)
12-20-09 (Winter's Discontent) - Fatal Fourway (Entertainment Title Match): Trent Wheeler def. Vortex (Wheeler pins The Red Panther)
1-20-10 (Warfare) - Single: Thunderkiss def. Vortex via interference
1-27-10 (Born Again) - Single (World Heavyweight Title Match): Dave Shadow def. Vortex via Blink

Draws:

5-31-07 (Meltdown) – Ladder: Tie via case explosion
9-03-09 (Meltdown) - Single: Vortex ties Jason Freeman via Countout

Record:

36-26-2

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ACW Entertainment Championship (8-6-09 - 12-20-2009)


Successful Title Defenses: 4

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[VorteX]

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Entrance (Music: Symphony X - Out of the Ashes)

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In the house of my master
Beyond the chains there is a bed
of snakes where evil lays
Oh, I hear laughter
I forged the iron bars that
someday will imprison me

The lights dim and grayish smoke fills the arena. Various lights placed around the arena create the illusion that the world is devoid of color, basking the entire arena in a black and white aura, deepening shadows and enhancing the florescent lights.

Ooh, mother will you help me
Mother will you help me
To find a reason to go on

Out of the ashes of my youth
- I rise a man
And through the eyes of truth
- I finally understand
The way

Vortex walks down the ramp slowly, carrying his signature ladder on his shoulder. As he descends the ramp behind him gradually brightens, until he is at the bottom, and at that exact moment a large explosion of white ensues behind him (due to the synchronized blast of hundreds of small devices rigged with an explosive catalyst).

I've been beaten with his words
and whipped whith his lies
He will not break me down no
matter how hard he tries
Pray for my lost soul
Out of control the storm inside
me rages on and on and on

Vortex ascends the ring steps, which seem to glow brighter the farther he goes. Finally, Vortex ducks through the ropes and goes to the center of the ring, at which time the arena is cast into pitch blackness. The entrance music cuts and a single, dim spotlight shine down upon Vortex, illuminating wispy dust particles floating through the arena. The spotlight flickers, once, twice, a third time, and goes out. Complete darkness, and then a tremendous explosion around the ring as the arena lights come back on.


Mother will you help me
Mother will you help me
To find a reason to go on

Out of the ashes of my youth
- I rise a man
And through the eyes of truth
- I finally understand
The way


Vortex slowly removes his hat, and his eyes seem to illuminate as he does, then he casts off his coat and drapes it over his arm. Vortex walks to the edge of the ring and removes his coat from his arm and drapes it over the edge of the turnbuckle adjacent to him. Vortex walks to the center of the ring, unfolds the ladder, and takes a seat on one of the rungs, waiting for his adversary to appear.

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[VorteX]

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Match Notes

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Vortex will usually start off a match by using simple kicks to wear down his opponent. Things like a Enzuigiri or Jujigatame would come later in the match, probably around mid-match. The roundhouse of course, is used all of the time, and can be used as a direct setup for something like the Whirlwind of Destruction.

Mid-match, Vortex will start breaking out the suplexes, mostly simple German's and Snap's to start off. If things proceed more, a quick Rear Wastelock Takedown can be thrown in followed by any submission move. Speaking of submission moves, these come right before the late match begins, as a way to wear down various body parts for finisher use.

Shades of Gray is the only submission that should be used in late match, as it usually is used to force some sort of tap-out. If this doesn't work, aerial moves are applied, then followed quickly by a submission. If a flashy aerial move is used such as the Catch 22, it is usually to force a pin, but these kinds of moves are usually reserved for mid-match use in favor of using finishers late match.

If the opponent happens to be near a guard rail, and in a sitting position...Vortex may try a running Blackout Dropkick from the turnbuckle. Actually the Blackout Dropkick can be used as creatively as the writer sees fit, running or standing variations from any height within reason usually works great.

A notable, and effective combination that Vortex loves using mid / late match is the Whirlwind of Destruction, followed by a Blackout Dropkick (if the opponent isn't sitting up for the kick, Vortex will sit them up and then either rebound off of the ropes or do it from the turnbuckle.
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Revision History

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7-17-07

- Profile layout update
- Moveset update, revisions by Senator

7-19-07

- Added Abel to affiliates section

10-11-07

- Added Atrus, moved VorteX to affiliates section

4-20-09

- Removed Atrus, moved VorteX back

6-22-09

-OE story updates

8-23-09

-Affiliate updates

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Previous Posers: Undertaker
Previous Themes: Linkin Park - Faint
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[Jason Freeman]

Isnt Vortex dead? 0_0

[jonnyomega]

Did I unintentionally ruin your comeback by guessing correctly in your thread?

If so I apologise.

[VorteX]

No and no. I was hoping someone would guess (although the replies before yours were amusing), I feared for a bit there that I made my clues too subtle. Anyway, all shall be explained why I'm not dead...hopefully.

[jonnyomega]

Ah, all is well then.

Welcome Back.

[xs3]

ohhaiwutitdo.

[bryce]

Apr 20, 2009 21:10:00 GMT -5 VorteX said:

No and no. I was hoping someone would guess (although the replies before yours were amusing), I feared for a bit there that I made my clues too subtle. Anyway, all shall be explained why I'm not dead...hopefully.

You're going to use The Unertaker's Deadman gimmick?

[Dan White]

Nice to see you back, VorteX.

[rosslambert]

*hopes nobody brings up Yesterdays*