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Post by The Feature Presentation on Apr 6, 2009 16:06:04 GMT -5
Croatia: As Seen by The Empire ~ Credit: The Empire ~ The Empire have had quite a bit to celebrate. A fantastic win against Jonny Spade, Jason Freeman and Dave Shadow was well-earned, although we haven't had the chance to see the Brits celebrate. Well, not on camera at least. And the ACW station wagon has rolled into Croatia, the land of...um...well, they had a few wars, and they're supposed to be the beauty of the Mediterranean, even if the name of the country is a bit ugly.
We fade into a wine bar, inside the city centre of Zagreb. It looks like your typical cultured wine bar, with replica'd relics of Croatia's past on the walls, and iconic photographs of historic names looming down. The door swings open, and the three Empire members walk through: Jonny Hughes, Jack Jefferson, and Dan White.Jefferson: I don't understand why we couldn't just go to a pub in a back alley. Hughes: Yeah, I thought we were meant to be hard. I mean whatever happened to “spending all your childhood fighting football hooligans”, Dan?Dan scoffs at the duo.Dan White: Pah. I don't need your criticism. You don't even know why we're here, do you? There's a sudden silence, with Jefferson and Hughes raising their eyebrows.Jefferson: ...Well, are you going to tell us? Dan White: Yes, Jack. In a gritty pub, all you're going to get is weak lager which is about 40% barman's piss. In a cultured place like this, we can truly embrace Croatia as a country. Hughes: Mate, we all hate Croatia.Dan White: That may be so, but you can't get smashed off fine spirits like you can in Croatia. Ah, fine spirits. A great phrase. Dan turns to the barman, holding up 3 fingers.Dan White: Now then. I'd like three shots of Pelinkovic, three doubles of homebrewed Rakija, two doubles of Maraschino, and a single of the same? The barman raises his eyebrows at that final order, as Dan leans in, whispering into his ear.Dan White: The one from Hartlepool's a bit of a lightweight.”Hartlepool” may not be a well-known town on the British map, but the phrase “lightweight” seems to be universally known, and the barman nods as he begins to work on the orders.Hughes: What's all this then? These fancy la-di-da spirits.Hughes' question is demanding and patronising, but Dan has a response.Dan White: Hey man, I figured if we're going on tour we might as well experience the peeve. And if we're not going to do owt else, it might as well be this. Jefferson: Fair enough then. As Jack finishes his comment, a blonde-haired woman walks through the door. She likes alright, but a tiny bit rough, and could do with a bit of a tidy up in the face region. But other than that's she's okay. As this happens, Dan pays the barman the fee for the drinks, and lines them up.Dan White: Right then, one by one. They take the first shot: the Pelinkovic. And it doesn't seem to go down a treat at all.Hughes: Blood hell! Tastes just like Jagermeister!Dan White: Ugh, that was rank! They take the second shot, the homebrewed double rakija. And with a 60% alcoholic volume, it almost leaves the Empire gagging.Hughes: Ack! That stuff tastes foul! What the hell is it?!Jefferson: Yeah, are you trying to kill us, Dan?! Dan White: Wow, man that was strong. It's just meant to be a 60% fruit shot! Didn't know it'd try to rape my throat. Hughes: Well this next shot better be ni-hey, how come you lot get a double and I only get a single?Dan and Jefferson look at each other.Jefferson: ...Erm, they ran out of the stuff. Dan White: Yeah...ran out... Hughes rolls his eyes with distaste for his fellow stablemates, as the trio down the last shot, which is the Maraschino. Surprisingly, it goes down pretty well.Hughes: Aye, that one weren't bad. Had a bit of a kick in it, like.Dan White: Aye, but yeah it weren't bad. The three then pause, admiring their empty shot glasses.Jefferson: Still not as good as a local pint of ale. Hughes & Dan White: Agreed. The three then begin to make their way out of the bar, when the blond woman comes up to Jefferson.Woman: Hi there, you English? Jefferson looks at White and Hughes, who immediately are giving the body language for “wahey, get in there son!”Jefferson: Yeah I am, why do you ask? Woman: Well sorry to be interrupting but if you're interested, I can be your wife? 150 Euros, yeah? This sparks a massive outburst of laughter from Dan and Jonny, amused at the fact that a woman is trying to sell herself as a wife to Jefferson.Jefferson: Nah, but you can give me a blowjob for a tenner. This sparks even more laughter from his stablemates, as the woman, appalled at his comment, gives him a hard slap across the face. Jefferson holds his cheek, but smirks as she walks off. He then looks to his stablemates.Jefferson: Don't you even say anything about this! Easy to say that, Jefferson.Fade
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Apr 6, 2009 16:08:12 GMT -5
Segment: Oh hai (Credit: XS3)
Our next segment takes place in the backstage area, a seemingly common area where most backstage segments seem to take place nowadays. Anyways, we see Charlotte walking down the halls once again, looking for someone to interview for the sake of passing time. As she turns the corner, she stops and feels a presence surrounding her. Sure enough, Charlotte turns around to see XS3 leaning against the wall, his clothes from early on in the night still in tact and his arms folded. Whether it is a sign of nonchalance or defiance, it is XS3's call to make. As the crowd's negative reaction can be heard loud and clear, Charlotte approaches XS3.
Charlotte: Hey… I was just bumping into Jake early on and he gave his thoughts on the--
XS3: Yeah, I watched. Don't care to be honest.
Charlotte: Oh… So you probably don't want to do an interview then.
Charlotte awkwardly glances at XS3 before turning around and leaving. XS3 suddenly reaches out and places a hand on Charlotte's shoulder, causing her to scream with surprise. Charlotte is spun around to face XS3 and a soft whimper is heard, wondering if XS3 is going to snap and lash out on her too. XS3 suddenly smirks and dusts off Charlotte's shoulder, leaving her to wonder exactly what is going on.
XS3: Listen to me Charlotte. Before you ask what I think you're going to ask, let me explain something to you. I never turned my back on the fans… They turned their backs on me. There is no excuse for catering to a bunch of bright-eyed idiots that will cheer or boo anyone with the turn of the hat. They all began to forget about me so I did what I had to do. Will I regret it? Probably in the near future. But for now, this is what I want. This is what I have to do. It's been a long time coming and I can finally be my own individual.
Charlotte: Oh… Okay.
Charlotte then turns to leave once more but XS3 grabs her once again by the shoulder, this time pulling her back softly. She turns and wonders what more XS3 wants of her but all he does is smirk once again.
XS3: You know something Charlotte, I like you. You're one of the last good people here in this company. You don't push your own greedy agenda forward or try to steal the spotlight from anyone. You're just an interviewer, keeping out of harm's way and looking good doing it too. Trust me, as far as anyone's concerned, you're on my good side. Jake, Train and Lee are not. And they will find that out the hard way whether they want to or not.
A small smile is seen on Charlotte's face and she nods.
Charlotte: Oh, well… Thanks for the compliments, Matt. That's really nice to hear.
XS3: I'm just being honest, which is what I plan on continuing to be for the coming weeks ahead.
As XS3 turns and walks off, Charlotte shrugs and goes back to roaming the halls. The camera suddenly catches up to XS3 and notices his cold yet piercing blue eyes. His smirk remains in tact on his face and his swagger continues to shine proud and true. This is the only think XS3 can do as he prepares himself for Meltdown, ready to tell a horror story in his own words with no sugarcoating. Honesty has come to ACW, indeed.
Fade.
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Apr 6, 2009 16:09:45 GMT -5
Match 3: Jason Freeman vs. The Senator (Credit: Jake Steele)
MATCH BEGINNING: The Arena Zagreb has the chance to witness a match which bring memories of the feud these two had in 2007, when Freeman saw himself as being the mistreated member of The Senatorial Stable. They went toe to toe, and Freeman beat the Legend, Senator. Will we be seeing a repeat of that contest? We’ll see. The bell rings, and they go into a collar and tie lock up. Freeman breaks it and locks his arms around Senator’s neck into a headlock. Senator is fast to push Freeman off and into the ropes. Freeman rebounds off and Senator launches a elbow into Freeman’s face, or so it seems. Freeman ducks the attempted blow and springs off another rope, not hitting the turned Senator with a elbow shot but stopping himself and waiting. Senator turns around and Freeman kicks him in the gut, following it with a DDT! He pins, but only gets a 2 count. Freeman turns Senator over, and puts a knee to his back, wrapping his arms around The Senator’s chin, pulling back. Freeman yanks back on the hold, applying much pressure to the jaw and chin. After about ten to fifteen seconds, Freeman breaks the hold and he turns Senator over, pinning again but again only getting a two. Freeman grabs Senator by his head, picking him up but getting a surprise as Senator knees Freeman straight into the chin. Freeman has to step back some, but Senator catches him with more knees and elbows, to the gut and the face. Senator throws one hard blow, which knocks Freeman down to the mat, Senator covers him but gets the two.
MATCH MIDDLE: Freeman now has gotten the advantage, with a Camel Clutch placed on The Senator. Freeman is pulling back harder than usual on the chin of the battle worn Senator. Freeman yells at the ref to “ASK HIM!!” and referee Carter Donovan does just that, making sure if he can still continue. Senator doesn’t answer with a yes or no, but rather with an extended elbow to the side of Freeman. Freeman tilts a bit to his left, but the grip is still in. Senator isn’t quitting though, as he continues to elbow Freeman in his side, the impact getting harder and harder with each attempt at breaking out of the lock. After having enough of it, Freeman breaks the lock, but only to roll off and hop right back on Senator with elbow drops to the back of his head. Freeman feels he has him back down, so he lifts him up and he holds Senator up in a Rock Bottom position, but he falls back lifting up the smaller Senator with a very impactful Lifting Complete Shot! Freeman lays back on the mat, a smile on his face as he looks up at the skylights and feels that he has this in the bag, he rolls Senator over and hooks the leg. The look on his face changes once he sees that he now only has a two count.
MATCH ENDING: Freeman has Senator in the corner, launching off hard rights. Freeman seems almost relentless, to the point where Carter Donovan has to pull him back. Freeman pushes Carter away, but even those few seconds gave Senator what he needed. He sidesteps out of the corner and lunges with a Roundhouse Kick which has Freeman spin around in a full circle, staggering back dazed. Senator follows it up with another combination of Body Punches. Working that signature Shoot Style, Freeman is punched around the ring and the Zagreb fans are enjoying every shot. Freeman is eventually boxed into a literal corner, and Senator pulls Freeman out of it and launches him into the ropes, Freeman comes off and Senator kicks in the leg, before wrapping Freeman’s arms up and hitting the Liberty Spike! Senator covers Freeman..but he picks up a two and that’s it! Senator takes Freeman up, knees him in the stomach and runs into the ropes, he attempts a Partisan Kick but Freeman dodges to his side and in a odd twist, he lifts Senator up for what looks to be a Death Valley Driver or a Fireman’s Carry. Whatever he was going for, the move doesn’t work as Senator just as quick slides off and falls behind Freeman pulling him down with him as he locks in the Gridlock. Freeman has no choice but to tap, and so he does.
Winner: The Senator
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Apr 6, 2009 16:15:14 GMT -5
“INFOMERCIAL” Credit: Hollywood Mach, Thunderkiss [Did you know he was born on Olympus? To his father a son? Or how about he was raised by demons, trained to be as the one “God of Thunder?” Well, if you didn’t you certainly know now! All the lyrics of TK’s theme music filter from the arena speakers into the ears of the fans and they could not be more the merrier. Croatia welcomes TK with open arms (and panty tossing, from the ladies) and he returns the gesture with a few of his trademark poses. Translator’s at the ready, Thunderkiss will certainly have them earn their paychecks tonight.] Thunderkiss: In case you missed the recent “dirt sheets,” you know full well that there is a bit of a competition going on between myself and “Hollywood” Macho over a movie role. Ugh, do you know how much it pains me to actually say that name? Hollywood Mach. I mean, seriously. This guy all of a sudden thinks he’s a movie star? How is that even possible? The last time I checked, to be an actor you had to have more than two words in your vocabulary. “OoOoOoOoOOoOoOH Brudah,” only takes you to the top of the wrestling industry, not Beverly Hills. Now, I could stand up here all night long and tell you fine people why I deserve it more, but rather than do that, I thought I’d save my beautiful and lovely voice the trouble and hire a true professional to do it for me. Sexy ladies and losers, I give to you the one. The only. THE SHAM WOW GUY![What do Vince Shlomi and Thunderkiss have in common other than beating up prostitutes? They both ooze charisma. Able to sell beach front property in Nebraska, Vince will surely rally the ACW viewers Thunderkiss’ cause. From there TK will be just one phone call away from banking some serious cash and walking down the red carpet. As Vince steps out through the entranceway, he slaps Thunderkiss a high five and follows that up with a big hug. It is quite evident to all that these men have known each other for quite sometime based upon their initial greeting, or so one would think. The cold hard truth is that this is the first time they have ever met, a testament to Vince’s power of deception. Now in the ring, he adjusts his headset firmly to his cranium and whips out all of his Jedi mind tricks.] Sham Wow Guy: Hi its Vince of the Kiss Army. You’re going to be in a great mood all night because Thunderkiss is going to make everything alright. Stop having boring entertainment, stop having a boring life. With Thunderkiss on the big screen you’ll never feel like you’ve just wasted 10 dollars on a movie ticket again. You following me camera guy?! Lou the Camera Man: Yes. You aren’t the first spaz I’ve focused my camera on, you know. Sham Wow Guy: Say Goodnight to all your problems with TK’s Goodnight Kiss. You want an opponent on his back, nothing puts them there faster than this man’s Axe Bomba! No mess, no problems, no worries! Cleans up in only three seconds! Fan: Did you hear that? Only three seconds! Fan: And with no mess or worries! Sham Wow Guy: This man was made in Vegas and Las Vegas always makes good stuff. Like strippers. Find be a better strippers in the world than the ones in Las Vegas. You won’t. Now, seriously, who would you rather have in a James Bond film? A Canadian guy who lives in an igloo or a guy who has lived in California for all of his adult life? Fan: Well, I don’t know about you but I prefer the genuine product! Fan: Absolutely! What do Canadians know about James Bond anyway?! They aren’t American! Sham Wow Guy: Rain, sleet, snow or hail, Thunderkiss will always prevail. Thunderkiss lifts five-hundred times his weight. Thunderkiss is a grand slam champion. Thunderkiss saves orphans in Burma. You following me ACW audience? No other wrestler can do what he does. Don’t throw your money away on impersonators. There is only one man capable to delivering an Oscar winning performance. Fan Drew H. Unter: Well, I disagree. To truly win an Oscar, one must create an illusion amongst the viewer, an illusion that blurs the lines between fantasy and reality. The said actor and actress must also build a bridge between themselves and the viewer to make their performance as personal as possible. Fan: Oh, geesh, shut the fuck up would ya? Sham Wow Guy: Throw your support behind Thunderkiss now and I’ll throw in some facsimile autographs absolutely free. All you gotta do is pick up your phone and call 1-402-960 ... hey, waitaminute.[Vince’s spiel comes to an abrupt halt as an overjealous fan hopes the barricade in a quest to obtain his 15 minutes of fame. If Lou would have done his job properly the fans would know that this man is not a fan but is none other than Hollywood Mach.] Hollywood Mach: Slap this, Brudah!Thunderkiss: What?! Vince! NO![Macho easily takes the wirily man and pulls him close into his body. From there, Hollywood leaps up into the air with Vince and places him back down onto the canvas in a not so kind manner. The Rock Bottom sends a shockwave throughout the entire arena and all the way up the ramp where Thunderkiss falls to his knees, his hands upon his head to try to prevent his head from exploding due to the discomfort.] Thunderkiss: I HATE YOU! I-HATE-YOU!Hollywood Mach: Brudah hate ? OH NO BRUDAH, OH NO---SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Learn to show some respect in the presence of the feature presentation! YEAH! I am the cream of the crop and I KNOW that you're scared brudah! I see it in your eyes! Sham wow, Ham Cow - It don't MATTA! We can shazam all day - but at the end, only the true Megastars survive - and that's me! I am the last true gem left in this business, Kiss. You gotta realize that! CAUSE WHEN THE BRUDAH GET GOIN' - AND MACHOMANIA COMES ALIVE - IT'S GONNA BE ME WALKING OUT OF HERE WITH THAT ROLE IN THE NEW JAMES BOND FILM! SAY IT LIKE YA MEAN IT, JEMIMA KNOWS IT TOO - OOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH![Hollywood reaches down and grabs Vince’s head with a handful of hair. He then proceeds to wipe the canvas with it, as if it were really a Sham Wow. Having seen enough, Thunderkiss’ takes off like a bullet from a gun and sets his sights on the Macho Man. Showing off his newly found heel skills, Macho leaps over the rope and returns from where he came forth: the crowd. TK does his best to follow but his supporters quickly become a hindrance instead of a benefit. Relying on his mouth, he carries his voice to where his muscles can’t reach and leaves Macho with something to chew on.] Thunderkiss *yelling*: That’s right, run you coward! Next time I get my hands on you, Phoneywood, I’m going to break you in half![FADE]
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Apr 6, 2009 16:17:30 GMT -5
Segment: To Catch a Predator (Credit: Train) The following is exclusive footage from Genocide 2009, shortly after Train found that his sister was missing. A camera flash opens up the footage. A police officer is then shown with a camera in his hand taking pictures of the locker room. Other various cops are in the room as well. Thunder Train is seen pacing about the destroyed locker room. He has his fists clenched as he walks back and forth. He looks up and his expression turns into a smile.Thunder Train: It's about time man! Where have you been? It's been crazy around here. Did you get someone to help?!??!Thunder Lawyer steps into the picture.Thunder Lawyer: Hey, give me more credit then that. Yes, I got someone. It's sorta difficult to find a private investigator in this day and age. But, I got him. In after Lawyer steps in a man that looks really awesome. As a matter of fact he is so awesome, that words cannot describe him so here's a picture instead!?: Hello, I'm Detective V.K. Iceman and I'm here to help you find your sister. Thunder Train: Hello Iceman....Iceman: Now, do you have any information about your sister that we could use? Thunder Train: Well, she is about 400 pounds--The detective gets a shocked expression on his face. Questioning how anyone in their right mind could or would take a woman of that size.Iceman: Say no more. Has anything been found at the seen yet? Any hair or clothes? Suddenly, an officer stands up and yells.Cop: I found some hair...and a glove! Iceman: Bingo...Bring it here. The cop brings over the hair and glove to where the trio are standing. Iceman puts on his gloves and examines the hair. He passes the hair to Train then looks at the glove.Iceman: That hair mean anything to you? Train sniffs it.Thunder Train: Tastes like....strawberry shampoo....MMMMIceman: Look here, this glove is bloody. Obviously there has been a black man around her-- OK STEELE GOD I WON'T SAY IT. Thunder Train: Oh noez! Does this mean that they killed my sister?Iceman: Not sure. They could just be some emo kids cutting themselves because they are emo kids and should man up. I remember I used to fly in the air force. There were no emos there. It was good times. Now all you see are emos. Emoing their lawns. It makes me sick. Thunder Train: O...k....Iceman: But enough about that. I'm gonna take this stuff back to my private underwater lab lair....examination place. I'll let you know what I find in a couple weeks. Thunder Train: Alright. Godspeed....Iceman gives a salute then leaves the room. Thunder Lawyer just watches him leave then turns to Train. Train smirks back at Lawyer, who doesn't seem very amused.Thunder Train: What?Thunder Lawyer: I don't think we can trust him. Thunder Train: Oh why not? Didn't you hear his voice? Obviously he is a trustworthy guy. But then again...if he isn't, it's on your head. Now, get out of here and go do my taxes or something.Thunder Lawyer: Fine... Lawyer leaves and slams the door behind him. It causes a few pictures on the wall to drop but Train doesn't notice and neither do the cops. They continue scavenging through the locker room to find any clues on what's going on.
Fade out.
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Apr 6, 2009 16:18:25 GMT -5
When it happens, You’ll know... By Dave Shadow As we cut backstage again, we find Dave Shadow walking along the coridoor, Entertainment title over his shoulder and looking very smug. Charlotte King comes running up beside him, microphone in hand...
King: Dave, I wanted to quiz you about what you said out there in the ring tonight. They keep walking, Dave not even acknowledging that she’s there beside him.
King: You said you would make an impact statement and soon, but I was wondering if you wanted to tell us exactly what you’ve got planned? Dave suddenly stops in his tracks, causing King to trip over her own feet in a bid to stop. She stumbles and tries to regain her composure, tiding her hair and looking back at Dave. Dave gives her a dead serious look.
Dave: King, I told you last week. No, I won’t tell you. It wouldn’t be much of a surprise that way, now would it?King: Well, can you tell us anything about it? A clue? Dave: You want a clue? Fine. It’s going to be big. It’s going to be very obvious. And when it happens King, you will know about it. I don’t care that no doubt everyone thinks it’s going to be some significant-only-to-me moment. That will just make what I plan on doing all that much more tasty when it happens. Dave starts to walk towards King. She backs away from him, straight back into the wall. Trapped between the wall and Dave, she looks very nervous.
Dave: Everyone underestimates me. But not after tonight. Tonight the balance of power shifts. You think I’m alone in my crusade? You think I’m the only one who wants to see this place cleaned up. Do me a favour. Go and find a chair and a monitor, sit down and brace yourself.Dave leans in close, practically nose to nose with King. He smells her, breathing in her scent, as she closes her eyes. Repulsed. Dave sees her grimace and smiles.
Dave: Don’t worry King. You’re not my type. But soon...everyone will want to be close to me.Dave pushes off the wall and walks away, leaving King to shudder, glad to be away from his perverted presence, as we...
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Apr 6, 2009 16:23:45 GMT -5
Segment: Who the hell? PT. II ( Credit: ?? & Hollywood Mach) The scene opens up to Hollywood Mach who is just about to head out for his match but decides to stop at his lockeroom along the way.. Hollywood Mach: Papa Mach is gonna bring on the hollywood stars to that jabroni Andrews! YEAH!!As he approaches his locker room, he finds an envelope on the door again just like what he saw last week. He cocks an eyebrow and begins to read it... Hollywood Mach: Oh BRUDAH! That comment gets a smirk on his face. Macho tosses the letter aside. [/i][/center] Hollywood Mach: Good to know...but brudah DONE CONFUSED!The Mach picks up a pair of shades from his lockeroom, closes the door - and heads out for his match
Next.. [Fade Out]
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Apr 6, 2009 16:26:16 GMT -5
Segment: Lee Serves Up A Slice Of Hollywood (Alternate Title: And So Hunter Wept) (Credit: Lee) Walking down Hollywood Boulevard, Lee Homicide adjusts his sunglasses just a tiny bit. He notices a few people who are used in movies as extras or people with one-liners. They strolled down Hollywood Boulevard as if they owned the place, disgusting Lee Homicide. The people pass by him, and not one A-list celebrity seems to be walking down the boulevard today. Well, except him. They must have been off filming movies.
He did notice Mickey Rourke talking on his cell phone across the street inside a restaurant. But one little movie wouldn’t make him A-list. He was a C-list star to Lee Homicide. And that was a good thing! Before “The Wrestler” came out, he was D-list to Lee Homicide. So, congratulations Mickey Rourke, you still suck.
Walking, walking, he notices the main character from “Slumdog Millionaire” walking down the boulevard, with another Indian Girl, holding hands. He was dressed as if he just came out of the slums. What the hell?
Lee Homicide quickly approaches him, removing his sunglasses, yet again.Lee: Hey, you. Dev: Oh, Lee Homicide, what a pleasure it is to meet you, my friend. Lee: I’m not yuh friend, buddy. Dev: Well, that’s your loss. I am a very nice guy. Why have you approached me today? Lee: Tell me, what’s yo name? Dev: My name is Dev Patel. Lee: Wut? Dev: Dev Patel! Lee: What the...HELL is a Dev Patel? You know what? It don’t matter. What matters is yo appearance. Who tha hell do you think you iz, walking down Hollywood Boulevard, MAH BOULEVARD, dressed as if you just came from ha slums? This isn’t the movie anymore, home slice. When you walk around Hollywood, you wear fine clothing. You understand? I’m sure you received a nice sum of money for yo work in that movie, which in my opinion, wasn’t really a good movie. Am I right? Dev: About the money or the movie? Lee: Both. Dev: Well, the money, you are correct, my friend. But-- Lee: I’m not yo friend, damn it! Dev: But the movie? You are wrong. If you did not know, it won best picture, and plenty of other Oscars. Lee: You think that matters? No, it don’t matter. My opinion matters, yuh son of a guntha. And I say that movie was a bunch of bologna. But I’ll bash yo movie some more anutha day. What I want you to do is dress appropriately when you walk around here. You got that? Dev: I do not understand why you are telling me this. I am dressed like this, because it reminds me of home. Just because I was in a successful movie, does not mean I am going to act like I am a big deal. Lee: You not a big deal. Dev: I will dress as I see fit, and if you don’t like that, then I don’t care. I’m just trying to stay true to myself. Is that unforgivable? Lee: What you just say? Dev: I will dress as I see fit? Lee: After that? Dev: If you don’t like that, I don’t care? Lee: AFTER THAT. Dev: My friend? Lee: BEFORE THAT. Dev: Is that unforgivable? Lee: How dare you say that to the Shadow Striker?! Are you a fan of wrestling? Dev: I watch it when I can. Lee: Are you a fan of XS3? Dev: I guess he is likable, yes. ~!~SLAP~!~ A loud backhand slap sends Dev patel stumbling back a bit. His lady friend lets out a small shriek, but no one pays any mind to them.Lee: If yuh EVAH say anything XS3-related to King Lee again, I will kick yo ass all the way back to the slums. And when I place you back in the slums, I will take yo Oscar for Best Picture, shine it up with whatever isn’t dirty in your little shack of a house, and stick that sumbitch right up your ass! Something glistens in Dev Patel’s cheeks. Lee Homicide looks closely, to get a better view of what it is..Lee: Are you kidding me? Are those tears? Damn it, man up, boi! It was a little backhand slap to the face! I’m sure you’ve suffered worse than that in your homeland, right? Answer me! Dev: Leave me alone! Come, Alka! He begins to walk away with his woman. Lee Homicide holds the woman back, though, because unlike him, she was actually dressed to impress.Lee: Whoa whoa, mamma, where you goin’? Alka: I’m leaving with my boyfriend, Dev! Lee: No, no, no. Forget about him. He’s a nobody, mamma. You don’t want the spicy curry. You want the Lyrically-Equipped Emcee’s signature EGG FRIED RICE! Yup, no denying it now. She’s falling for him. Yes, Alka.Alka: I’ve...I’ve never had egg fried rice before. Sounds ( licks her lips ) exotic. Lee: You...you’ve never had egg fried rice, mamma!? Oh, we gotta fix that. Why don’t you join me back in my hotel room, and I’ll show you. Alka: OK...sure. Arm in arm, they turn back and make their way back to Lee Homicide’s hotel. Dev Patel screams after them.Dev: ALKA! ALKA WHERE ARE YOU GOING!? COME BACK TO ME! ALKA! More tears from the slumdog baby, as Lee Homicide puts his sunglasses back on, smirking. It was sure felt great to be Notorious One-Three-Three.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Match 4: Hollywood Mach vs. Scott Andrews (Credit: XS3) Bell Rings. Rumors were floating around that this was Scott's last match for a while so the fans were 100% behind him. Mach started off showing disrespect by slapping Scott across the face. Scott came back with some furious strikes and snuck in a Northern lights suplex for a two. Mach was practically begging off but Scott came towards him anyway. This allowed Mach to grab Scott by the tights and toss him shoulder first into the ringpost. Mach hit his macho stomps and paused to flex. Big mistake, at it allowed Scott to leap up and hit a dropkick, nailing Mach right in the mush. Scott hit a quick arm wrench/kick to face combo and went for the Headshot. Mach ducked under it and hit a lightning fast lariat. As the match wore on, Mach had the ball in his court, completing such moves as a stalling neckbreaker and a vertical suplex, pausing each time to flex. Sure enough, Scott was locked into a Macho Facelock but being the technical wrestling master he is, he reversed it into some kinda pin. Except this kinda pin was a magistral cradle, getting a two count. Scott then hit his furious strikes once more but when he went for a running attack, he was hit with a Samoan drop. Mach then went back to the Macho Facelock but Scott slipped out of it and quickly hit the Lariat of Revenge. Scott then hit some kicks and a Reassuring the Kill MK II. Mach was then hit with a headlock judo flip toss but when Scott attempted the Headshot, Mach caught him. Scott then went for the Reload but Mach ducked under and hit a swinging neckbreaker. Mach then decided to finish Scott off with the Macho Moonsault. Scott had other plans and he crotched Mach (lol rhyming) on the top rope. Scott then went up top and hit the Spider German Suplex, almost dropping Mach on his damn neck. As the crowd chanted Holy Shit, Scott followed up with the Heat Seeker for a 2.9 count. Scott then decided to go for the Vigilante Vice but Mach reversed it and went for the Texas Cloverleaf. Scott kicked Mach off of him and went for one more Headshot. Mach ducked under and hit the Rock Bottom for the 1-2-3. Winner: Hollywood Mach!!! Mach heads to ringside and grabs a set of headphones from Edison before the show cuts to commercials...Hollywood: ONE STEP CLOSER TO IMMORTALITY, BRUDAH! ONE MORE! YEAH! [Fade Out]
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Apr 6, 2009 16:27:41 GMT -5
Segment: Protect Ya Neck Credit: Jake Steele / The Senator
This scene opens up with the sight of The Senator walking the halls of ACW, fresh off of his match with Jason Freeman. Making the over-driven veteran tap to his Gridlock maneuver was satisfying for Senator, but it's nothing to rant and rave about. A towel lays around his neck, as he dabs sweat off of his brows and seems to be heading back to Dwight's Gym, to further his training. But little does he know, he'll be running into someone who he really, really did not want to see. Bags packed, and on his way back to the hotel after "one of those nights", our camera pans over to see nobody else than the World Champion and Tag Team Champion, Jake Steele, with his main title placed over shoulder.
The two stop, each forgetting their own destinations as they lock eyes. You could say they have a history together. Seven Deadly Sins they briefly encountered one another. Two months later, The Senator enlisted himself to join Jay Zero's war against Steele, taking his and Train's Tag Team Championships in the process, which no doubt infuriated Steele. And only two months ago, The Senator figured that once again he would jump into the battle against RSXZ, not only protecting Thunderkiss from having his head kicked off, but Partisan Kicking Steele in the process. It's clear that neither man has forgotten these moments, as they stare each other down for a good five seconds. Until The Senator decides to speak up.
Senator: Look, before you say anything, and I know you will, I will remind you that I do not have the time to stand here and trade petty insults with you.
Steele: What? What's wrong Phillips? Freeman got you dat winded brah?
Senator: My physical status has nothing to do with this confrontation. I simply have better things to do, like prepare for the upcoming Fallen Heroes battle royale. Having won a prior installment, I know what it takes to win one of these massive undertakings, and becoming distracted by a personal feud is mistake number one.
Steele: Haha... so you entered yaself into dat too huh? I'll take a wild guess and say dat you plan on winning.
Senator: If you listened one iota to my words, I clearly said that I do.
Steele: Good luck on dat one.
Senator: Although I should be appreciative, I will also remember that you are not a friend, but a foe, and one which I shall seek to defeat. As such, I do not need your "good luck" or "well wishes."
Steele: Oh I think ya do… I just don't see it. You winning and all. Especially when younger guys, like Lee Homicide, and Train, and even Freeman are all in it. You'll probably be out real early… cause I know your body can't take it anymore.
Low blow. Senator’s face shows that the comment hit close to home, as he begins to say something which would be completely out of his demeanor… but he calms down. And retorts calmly.
Senator: ...My condititon is excellent. In fact, given that I have refocused and rededicated myself to this career, I find that there is very little that I outright cannot accomplish, and to be clear, that includes taking that title away from you.
Steele’s eyebrow raises, and he readjusts his title to show off in front of the battle hardened congressmen, who doesn’t seem impressed by the display of gold which he has already worn earlier in his career. The Champ questions Senator’s motives.
Steele: Is dat a challenge, Old Man?
Senator: Indeed it is.
Steele: Hmph. Well you know what... win Fallen Heroes first, then come see me. You want to know where to find me? I'll be at da top of da mountain, YEAH! DIG IT!
Steele cocks a finger at the face of Senator, doing his best Randy Savage Impression as he struts off past his adversary. The Senator looks back at the young and somewhat overly cocky superstar, shaking his head and walking off in his own direction, as we…
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Apr 6, 2009 16:28:38 GMT -5
Talking Points Dan White We are moments away from our main event match, a match which pits two of the strongest members of the roster, and a match which pits two of the favourites for Fallen Heroes. And we're here with one of those men, “The Welsh Dragon” Dan White, who receives a massive pop on camera, as he stands in his wrestling gear, about to give an interview with “The Internet” Kevin Anderson.Kevin: So Dan, we're just moments away from this huge match! Dan White vs. Thunderkiss, the two friends pitched against each other! Now do you think that this is an act of envy from our Chairman? Do you think he's put you against each other so you tear each other up, leaving the door open for a man he think will see fit as the icon of ACW step forward? Dan raises an eyebrow at Kevin.Dan White: Wow, you've managed to completely rip off what Thunderkiss and I spoke about earlier on. Give yourself a massive pat on the back there, Kevin. Kevin appears intimidated as Dan drills him, but unfortunately for him, Dan wasn't kidding on.Dan White: Go on, I said pat yourself on the back. And I mean it. Kevin: Umm... Dan White: Do it!!! Kevin, clearly a bit spooked, hastily places his left hand over towards his back, and slowly begins patting. Frustrated, Dan grabs Kevin's hand and begins to welt him hard in the back, with Kevin expressing a considerable amount of pain.Dan White: All right, now that that's over with, yes I do think that Ginger is up to something, but I don't have a clue what it is. Either way, he'll know better than to get involved in this match tonight. He'll know damn better, and I'll tell you that. Kevin: He did look pretty mad earlier tonight when you ripped up that contract... Dan White: I wouldn't say mad, Kevin. I just think he crapped his pants so bad that he had to squat off in the manner that he did. I don't think he realises who I'm messing with, Kevin. I don't pretend to be a larger-than-life character like Thunderkiss is, nor do I pretend to have come from a family so rich it practically overtakes the British Royal family in wealth like Jake Steele does. I'm a fighter, a brawler, and I think Gingerdude is scared that because of my background, I'm not the guy that he wants to see win Fallen Heroes. So why then, does the stupid ginger bastard offer me a ten-year contract, you ask? Well, it's anyone's game there Kevin. Gingerpubes has been messed up in the head for a long time, and I'd love ever so dearly to win day be able to be the man who gives him the ass-whoopin' he truly deserves. But I know that I'm not gonna be able to do that, not for a long time. So all I can do is just piss him off in the best way possible. And I know that I can do that, by winning Fallen Heroes. A pop from the crowd; Dan is confident going into the PPV, even if it's almost three weeks away.Kevin: But are you not concerned that there may be people plotting against you? This sounds like the words of a bumbling inside man! And Dan is quick to respond.Dan White: Why Kevin, do you know something? Kevin: No! It's just that you've been getting into situations where a voice is telling you things. He told you to be weary for today. Surely that must faze you somewhat? Dan White: Heh, Kevin, I'm not going to let some kid affect me like that. I mean it's probably somebody who entered Fallen Heroes, wants to try and scare me out of the match, and likes to think he's now got a good chance of winning. It's somebody like Freeman, or a scrot like that. I'm not bothered, but I'll just let people know that when I find out who it is, they're gonna pay for messing with my head. I mean those were some expensive trousers! Kevin: I'm sure they were Dan. Well we'll let you get on with you- Dan White: Don't just cut me off like that, Kevin! Tonight, I face Thunderkiss, and even if we have this allegiance to each other, I'm gonna go out there and prove a point to the world, that I'm the top dog. I've beaten him before, I've beaten Jake Steele before, hell, I've beaten everyone here before! I just have to prove that I can do it all again, and you know what? I relish the challenge. And that, Kevin, is a right.... Crowd: Touch! Dan White: ...Touch!! There's a cheer as Dan winks to the camera, pats Kevin on the back, and makes his exit.
Our Main Event is next!
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Apr 6, 2009 16:30:24 GMT -5
Main Event: Dan White vs. Thunderkiss [Credit: Dan White] Philip: The following match, is scheduled for one fall, and is our Main Event!Edison: I'm looking forward to this, Max![ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”Anarchy in the UK” by The Sex Pistols hits, and even as the first “Anarchy” hits, the fans go batshit mental as Dan White walks out through the curtain. He claps his hands, ready for action, and walks down to the ring, with a pretty simplistic light show, and no pyros. He walks down the ramp, and close to the fans, not shaking their hands, but close enough so they have the chance to touch greatness. He enters the ring, where he warms up at the ropes, and climbs a turnbuckle, throwing his arms in the air and beating this chest. He may do that on one or two of the other turnbuckles, before jumping down and preparing for a fight. Philip: In the ring, weighing 244 lbs, from Cardiff, Wales...The Welsh Dragon, Dan White!!McNally: He wants to win this, to prove a point to the world that he's the best in the businessEdison: And he's against not only his biggest rival, but also his friend! It's anyone's game to guess who wins this.* "God of Thunder" by Iced Earth begins to bounce itself off of the arena speakers ... *
I was born on Olympus To my father a son I was raised by the demons Trained to reign as the one ...
*The lights dim and silhouettes from two strippers can be seen dancing on the side Alpha Tron screens. Thunderkiss' video plays on the center one as the man himself makes his way through the entranceway. *
God of thunder and rock and roll The spell you're under Will slowly rob you of your virgin soul
* He stands atop of the ramp way looking out into the crowd for a moment, when suddenly he lowers his body and sends his fist flying into the metal below. Upon this impact, pyro lights up both sides of the ramp way creating a sea of hell fire to escort Thunderkiss into the ring. *
I am the lord of the wastelands A modern day man of steel I gather darkness to please me And I command thee to kneel Before the ...
*Thunderkiss takes his time coming to the ring as he lets the world know they wait for him and him alone. His arrogant walk finally comes to an end as he makes his way up the ring steps and into the ring. Upon entertaining, Thunderkiss takes command of all four corners making a statement that THIS is his house.*
God of thunder and rock and roll The spell you're under Will slowly rob you of your virgin soul
Philip: And his opponent, weighing at 353 lbs, from Las Vegas, Nevada...Thunderkiss!!McNally: He certainly looks in the mood, Eddie. And he too will be eager to win this oneEdison: You said it!Bell rings These two men, whilst with a lot of history with each other, have interestingly only wrestled against each other twice. Once at Fallen Heroes last year, where of course Thunderkiss – or Aiden Joseph as he was known – defeated Dan White – or “Black & White” - in ACW's first ever “Pyramid From Hell” match. And their second encounter came later on in the year, where Dan White defeated Thunderkiss in the Emperor of the Ring Quarter Finals. So two pretty important matches there. They've never, however, come together in a grudge match quite of this capacity, so the stakes are high, especially with Fallen Heroes so close. Both these men want to get one over each other, despite the obvious agreement with each other over the Chairman.
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Apr 6, 2009 16:31:00 GMT -5
The duo lock up, and it quickly becomes apparent that as the stronger man, TK is taking advantage early on. He grabs Dan around the waist, forcing him backwards towards the turnbuckle. But Dan responds quickly, forcing his right foot onto the bottom turnbuckle, and halting TK's attempts. He then drives forwards, but TK lifts him into a Side Slam. He's up to his feet, but the move has already taken a toll on the Welsh Dragon. TK pulls him up, whipping him at the ropes. He takes him down with a Running Shoulder Breaker, tossing Dan down like a rag doll. Thunderkiss smirks, knowing that the match has begun in his favour, and that's a psychological advantage to take on board. He picks Dan back up by the head, and holds him as he lands some heavy punches. The first one knocks Dan sideways, but still on his feet. The second punch forces him scrambling against the ropes, and he bounces into the third, which sends him to the canvas. TK raises his arms, to a pop from the crowd, before looking down on his opponent, who already appears heavily bruised, and clearly ill-prepared for a match like this.
McNally: Dan's in a bad way already. We could be looking at the shortest main event in ACW history Edison: I wouldn't count Dan out too quickly, Max. He may have started poorly, but he'll get better with time
TK lifts Dan up once again, and again whips him at the ropes. He attempts a Polish Hammer, but this time Mr. Omega Effect is on his game, evading the move, grabbing TK by the arm, an planting a Russian Leg Sweep to a pop. Dan climbs back up with the aid of the ropes, and points down at his opponent, with cheers from the crowd forming. He begins to stomp the big man; Dan's transformation from a high-flyer to a brawler has been clearly represented here. As little as two years ago he would have chosen to fly off the ropes or something of the sort, but not today. He's more focused on beating his man down, and those heavy boots into TK's chest and facial area are taking its toll. Dan stops after a number of stomps, looking to the crowd and throwing a sole arm in the air, to a massive cheer. He waits at the ropes, waiting for the Grand Slam winner to get to his feet. And he does so, albeit slowly. 353 lbs isn't easy to pick up, you know. But he's able to get to his feet, just in time to walk into a Swinging Neckbreaker. And being the Duke of the Neckbreakers, Dan performs the move like a virtuoso.
McNally: He's brilliant at those neckbreakers! Edison: He must have about thirty different types in his arsenal!
The ring shakes with impact, but Dan is quick to land onto his feet. He's got the crowd and momentum in his favour, and he's about to take the match into second gear. He picks Thunderkiss up, and throws a hearty punch, which almost takes TK's face off. He tries a second punch, but suddenly all the momentum is thrown up in the air. TK then plants a “Kickstart My Heart” (Heart Punch), and knocks Dan against the ropes. He follows that up with a huge Big Boot, and Dan's head is almost decapitated. Thunderkiss looks at Dan and smiles, knowing that whatever Dan can do, he truly can do better. He lifts the Welshman up, and hooks him around the neck. He points up to the roof, and there's a pop from this Croatian crowd as he lifts Dan into a Suplex. But wouldn't you know it? Dan has something more up his sleeve. He manages to kick his legs backwards, and lands on his feet. He quickly adjusts his arms, going for the STUNT BOMB...but unfortunately, he can't lift up the big man!
McNally: So unfortunate for Dan, if only he could lift TK up! Edison: And TK's laughing!
Thunderkiss laughs, as he elbows Dan away. Dan stumbles forwards a few steps, but manages to stay on his feet. He turns back around, only to run into a Powerslam from the Worldbreaker. The ring shakes with a phenomenal force, as TK rises to his feet, sending out a victory roar. He goes to the opposite corner of the ring, and raises two fists into the air. He allows Dan to groggily return to his feet, before planting the Thunderquake. He slams both of his fists to the floor, but something happens which he fails to notice – Dan manages to jump, right as TK lands the move, and avoids the resulting rumble across the ring. With TK now in a pretty vulnerable position, Dan is free to capitalise. He darts forwards, planting Thunderkiss with a Snapmere which leaves him in a seated position. He's got little time to react as Dan catapults with a ferocious speed off the ropes, and hits him with the 75 MPH KICK!!!
McNally: 75MPH KICK! THIS MATCH IS OVER!! Edison: Great reversal by Da-hey, wait, what the hell's he doing here?!
And without a moment's second to spare, Dave Shadow clocks Dan with a fierce clothesline. There's pandemonium and a lot of boos and jeers crying out throughout the arena, as Dave Shadow begins to lay into the Welsh Dragon.
McNally: That bastard! He's just cost Dan White another match! Edison: What the hell is his beef with Dan anyways?!
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Apr 6, 2009 16:32:50 GMT -5
“REUNION TOUR” Credit: Dan White, Dave Shadow & Thunderkiss [The fans become a bit testy as their promised main event has been soiled by the efforts of Dave Shadow. While Thunderkiss lay unconscious out on the floor Dave’s thirst for revenge slowly but surely becomes quenched thanks to his vicious right hand. At the moment Dan White has a lot in common with the meat in “Rocky” for they both have become punching bags. Be that as it may, you can’t keep a Welshman down for long and Dan’s angry elbows take him from defending himself to becoming the aggressor.] Maxwell McNally: Finally! It appears that order is going to be restored out here! [The fans who share McNally’s sediment put their faith in the Chairman who is making his way down to the ring in record time. Now ringside, Ginger steps between the ropes and sticks himself right smack dab in the middle of a war zone. While he may not have brought a knife to this gun fight, he needs no weapon. There is not a sane man on the roster that would dare touch the Chairman. For his sake, let’s hope this applies to Dan’s sanity tonight.] Gingerdude: Dave Shadow! You, sir, just ruined this show for not only this capacity crowd, but for millions of people watching across the world! What do you have to say for yourself?! Well?! Dave: Ruined? You think I ruined this show by coming out here and giving Dan what he deserved? No, I don't think you do Ginger. Dan is the type of scum that I've been telling everyone needs to be wiped out of ACW. I haven't ruined this show. I've simply started to make it better. And I'm going to keep making ACW better.Ginger: That’s my boy. [On cue, Ginger ducks down and Shadow shoots forward a monestrous punch that rockets itself directly into Dan White’s jaw. He drops instantly and struggles to remain conscious.] Maxwell McNally: A distraction! That’s all that was, a distraction! “Fast” Eddie Edison: Now that’s what I call a sucker punch! [Ginger steps aside and whisks his hand over to Dan to tell Shadows to “proceed.” If you believe that Ginger’s presence here tonight was nothing more than an elaborate set up to punish Dan White, you guessed correctly. Dave Shadow is now on the Chairman’s payroll literally and now figuratively.] Dave: Hey Dan. Want me to let you in on a little secret? I've been working with the chairman for quite a while. In all those matches we had. When I tried to put you through tables last week. When I cost you the ACW Championship.[Dave laughs, and stands over Dan, bending down to get as close to his face as possible. He pushes his hair out of his eyes, making sure everyone in the arena can see the crazed expression on his face.] Dave: Right from the moment you led your beloved Empire against me and beat me down at Ragnorak, I've been working with him. I've got to thank you for that Dan. If you three hadn't attacked me, then I'd never have come to the realisation that things needed to change. See, after the assault, the Chairman came to me and he confided in me. He told me that he was sick of you, and for that reason, we shared something in common. We both wanted to see YOU out of ACW. I tried to do it with some level of honour Dan. I tried to make you come to the same realisisation yourself. So I cost you the World Title. Didn't work, though, did it. And then I got stuck with those screw ups, Freeman and Spade. And that didn't get the job done either. So now, I've decided the best course of action is to be honest.[Dave stands back up and takes a few steps back. Gingerdude watches on, thrilled with seeing Dan in such a bad way.] Dave: Mr. Gingerdude agreed that we had tried doing this subtly for too long. We agreed it was time for me to make my statement. I told you I had someone who agreed with my crusade to make ACW a better place. And who would benifit more from my clean up opperation than the Chairman of ACW himself. A man who also loves ACW as much as I do. A man who wants to get rid of garbage like you.Gingerdude: Clean this mess up, Shadow. Dave: Gladly.[Ginger steps back and allows Shadow the spotlight once more - almost. A change of mind occurs as the Chairman finds a lesson to be learned here tonight. Microphone in hand, he now stands before his pupils and gives them a homework assignment that will surely be graded with each passing show to come.] Gingerdude: Let this serve as and example for those who worship anarchy and chaos above order and personal responsibility! Let this be your wake up call! [It is as if Ginger’s words bring Thunderkiss to life. From outside the ring the Worldbreaker stirs, “woken” up by Ginger’s derogation of his kind. His head is the last to rise and as it slowly inches upwards, the fire in his eyes burning a hole straight through Ginger.] Maxwell McNally: Well if this isn’t a case of being careful of what you ask for.... “Fast” Eddie Edison: That sure wiped the smile off the Chairman’s face! [Thunderkiss dashes back to the ring, ignoring all the outstretched hands of the Kiss Army. His adoring fans are going to have to be patient and understanding while he tends to much more important matters. Meanwhile, the ever growing image of Thunderkiss projecting across the eyes of Gingerdude causes the Chairman to fear for his well being. If there ever was a perfect time to test out his new “toy” this would be it. With a pat on the back Ginger informs Shadow that its all up to him. Showing no reservation or hesitation, Shadow steps forward and becomes a human blockade. Brace yourself for impact.] Thunderkiss: Move.Dave: Leave.
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Apr 6, 2009 16:34:41 GMT -5
[Thunderkiss balls up his fingers into the perfect weapon and Shadow does the same. Both men circle one another, exchanging words that neither the camera nor the fans can hear. It is as if all the air in the arena has been sucked into the lungs of all who gawk at the turmoil and is ready to be expelled the second blows are traded. With a sudden jerk forward by Thunderkiss, a thousand gasps shoot forth from the mouths of all the spectators but are suddenly sucked back in as TK comes to an awkward stop in front of his opponent.] “Fast” Eddie Edison: What is he doing? [The camera pans in on the faces of Shadow and TK and display a big smile on each of their faces on the Alpha Tron. Quite the opposite reaction one would suspect from two men ready to go to war with one another. Immediately, suspicious begin to arise from the broadcast team.] Maxwell McNally: No. “Fast” Eddie Edison: Oh, I don’t like the smell of this, Max! Maxwell McNally: NO! “Fast” Eddie Edison: I don’t like the smell of this AT ALL! Maxwell McNally: No! No! No! No! ~!~WHAM~!~ [Together Dave Shadow and Thunderkiss begin to put their boots into White, working him over like nobodies business. The crowd is shrieking in madness as their minds try to contemplate the motivation behind TK’s betrayal of White. It isn’t until the Chairman enters the ring applauding that the answer becomes crystal clear.] Thunderkiss: I LOVE THIS MAN![Thunderkiss gives his foot a rest and turns to Ginger. Arms opened wide, TK draws Ginger in and gives him a man hug to end all others. Upon seeing this the crowd retches forth the contents of their stomach with a shower of boos.] Ginger: Good to have you back in the family, son. [Ginger nods to the back and out comes his personal security team ushering his daughter, Anna Sommers-Joseph, to the ring. Yoko Ono has arrived. With a swagger to her step and a smug smirk she does not hesitate in letting the crowd know they are below her. As she draws closer, Thunderkiss revels in delight over tonight’s proceedings and simply cannot keep it to himself any longer.] Thunderkiss: Over a week ago, an accident occurred that resulted in the marriage of myself and this beautiful woman over here, Mrs. Joseph-Sommers. Immediately we both sought to disband our newly created union, only to be talked out of it a day later by this great man. Call Gingerdude anything you want: brilliant, cunning, a business icon, but don’t say he’s not a family man. Though Anna and I had forgotten how much we made each other happy due to our own selfish nature, Ginger was quick to remind us both. He made me see the folly of my ways and now thanks to him, Thunderkiss is home. Thunderkiss is once more a husband and a father and he couldn’t be more happier.[TK draws Anna into his lips and it becomes apparently clear to the Kiss Army this is no April’s Fools joke. Amidst the deafening boos she twirls around his body and places her hands upon one of his 24 inch biceps for the duration of the interview.] Thunderkiss: So I know what you are thinking. Why were we at odds if we had a bit of a family reunion just a day after Genocide? Smoke in mirrors, crackerjacks, smoke and mirrors! When you are part of a family, you have the responsibility to look out after each other. When I was informed of Ginger’s plight with this piece of shit right here, his battle became my own. There was no way in hell I would let “Dad” down after what he had done for me and tonight Jonathan, I present this gift to you![Thunderkiss places another boot into Dan’s rib cage. A sickening crack echoes throughout the arena unnerving the Empire supporters to no end. On the other hand, the Kiss Army does not know how to react. Is this another betrayal or simply a new chapter in the legacy of Thunderkiss?] Thunderkiss: Now if tonight couldn’t get any better, I was beside myself when Ginger informed me that he had another associate waiting in the wings to work with me and when he mentioned Dave’s name, I thought it was all too good to be true. For the longest time I have stood back and watched this man from close and afar leave his mark on the world of wrestling. A “Global” impact, if you will. To say I admired his determination would be an understatement. I see a lot of myself when I look into this man’s eyes. He knows what he wants in life and will do what it takes to get it. This is a man I know won’t me down. Dave Shadow, welcome to the Chairman’s deck. Welcome to Double Deuce.[Thunderkiss extends his hand; Dave Shadow takes it. The wrestling world trembles upon seeing the Alpha meet the Global.] Dave: OH! Oh, did you see that one coming? First Gingerdude and then Thunderkiss? See, Kiss is the type of man who I have idolised since before I came to ACW. When I signed my contract, he was the man who came to me, shook my hand and welcomed me. He was the one who encouraged me and helped me to become the very best I could be. He was the man who motivated me and led to me winning this Entertainment Championship. He represents everything that is right with ACW. He represents what ACW should be all about. And he is a man that I can now not only call my friend...but my partner in the fight to clean up this promotion. This is a new dawning in ACW, a new...hey, what the...[Unbelievable. Somehow, someway, Dan White still has some fight left in him and the crowd could not be more pleased. White’s failure to yield captivates and infuriates both members of Double Deuce at the same time. While they admire his stamina, they become irate with themselves for not being able to seal the deal. It is a mistake they will not make again. With even more savagery (if that is even possible) they attack, this time bringing out the big guns...] Maxwell McNally: White just got FUTURE ENDEAVOR’D! “Fast” Eddie Edison: And now it’s time for him to say GOODNIGHT! [White’s face is smashed into both of Dave’s jumping knees. On the rebound he falls right back into TK’s charging axe bomba. The end result has many fans questioning if he will even get up from this, let alone wrestle again. Backstage, Jefferson and Hughes cannot stand to watch another second. Their efforts to escape their locker room prison do not double. They do not triple. No, their efforts to break free increase ten fold and against the will of their muscle and bones, the forklift finally tumbles over. They make like the Flash to the ring and garner the attention of Ginger the instant they step through the entranceway.] Chairman Gingerdude: Do not even think about it, gentlemen. You take one more step towards this ring and you will find yourself back on the island for the duration of this tour. [Hughes presses forward, ignoring the Chairman’s threat. Jefferson thinks otherwise and holds him back. As much as it pains him to do so, the tactician in him screams to pull back so that the Empire can live to fight another day. Hughes soon finds himself in agreement, though inside he is tearing himself up at his refusal to fight. The last shot our viewers are left with tonight is a close up of Dan White lying in a pool of his own blood, Double Deuce standing over his fallen body taunting anyone who opposes their will.] Does this mean theres a New Corporate Alliance?
Will Macho Man ever get any machoer?
Will Scott Andrews ever return?
Rawt is now 4-0 since his return, can anyone defeat him?
Will Train ever find his sister?
Can XS3 attain what has alluded him all of these years?
All this and more answered on the next edition of....THURSDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN!!!
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Post by xs3 on Apr 6, 2009 16:37:44 GMT -5
FUCK YEAH MACH
Thanks for organizing the show and great segments from everyone all around. DAMN YOU THUNDERKISS
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