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Post by Jonny Spade on Mar 12, 2009 15:56:25 GMT -5
Train gets his shoulder up again and Mach can’t believe this. He shakes his head then stomps on Train once more. He then begins to climb the turnbuckle. He sits up on the top rope then grabs the cage and begins to stand on the top rope. However, Train slowly starts to get up and uses the turnbuckle Mach is on to pull himself up. Mach punches Train, but Train keeps climbing up. Train is now on the second rope with Macho on the top rope. Train smashes Mach’s head back against the cage and gets on the top rope with Mach, however, Mach springs back to life and lifts up Train on the top rope, and Macho Slams Train down to the mat! *CRASH!* Edison: NO FUCKING WAY!Wilcox: THAT IS WHY HOLLYWOOD MACH IS THE GREATEST WRESTLER EVER! McNally: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!The crowd stands up and cheers as the two men lay motionless in the ring. Mach though, begins to crawl to the body of Train. He slowly inches closer then puts his arm over the chest of Train. Well, mostly only his hand is over him but it looks as though Mach may have given everything he has here. ONE! . . . TWO! . . . THREE! IT’S OVER! Wilcox: Train has nothing on Mach! Mach just beat that mountain of a man without any help from anyone. McNally: Hold on here...Wait a second! No its not. At the last second Train got his foot on the bottom rope. Mach rolls over and it looks as if he is going to cry in frustration. “Why won’t you just stay down!?!” he screams into the face of Train. He stands up and begins to climb up the turnbuckle. He starts to get to the top of the cage and only now is Train moving. He is halfway to the top just as Train grabs the bottom rope to help himself up. Mach gets to the top of the cage but doesn’t move much further. Train has fallen back down and starts again on trying to get up. Wilcox: Mach is going to escape this hell and walk away the rightful winner! McNally: It doesn’t look like Mach is going to exit.Edison: Is he gonna do what I think he is going to do?Mach looks behind him to the fallen body of Train. He lines up Train then says a little prayer and jumps off the top of the cage, Macho Moonsaulitng down below! McNally: BAH GAWD KANG! HE JUST JUMPED FROM THE TOP OF THAT CAGE!Wilcox: MACH YOU IDIOT YOU ARE GOING TO DIE! It looks as if Mach is going to land right on Train, but Train springs to life and catches Mach. The crowd begins to cheer loudly once more as Train swings him around. Mach struggles as first as Train stumbles around the ring a bit, but he gets him on his shoulders. He is in perfect position and he slams down the International Champion with a MASSIVE OM NOM BOMB! *SLAM!* ONE! . . . TWO! . . . THREE! *Bell rings* Phillip: Here is your winner and the number one contender for the International Title, THUNDER TRAIN! McNally: He did it!Edison: I don’t believe this!Wilcox: Screw this!... Gourmet Race Metal Mix plays and Train stands up and raises his arms in victory. Wilcox though, gets up from the announce table and gets into the ring. He attempts to hit Train in the back with that chair, but Train doesn’t even move. He turns around and lifts up Wilcox, but Rawt and Chris Phenomenal get back into the ring and Chris low blows Train. Train drops Wilcox and turns around into a hard right hand from Rawt. Mach begins to stand up and his helped up by Chris. Chris and Rawt hold Train as Mach begins to punch Train. The MegaStar Alliance seems to have Train destroyed when suddenly, XS3 and Lee get back into the ring. They go right after Rawt and Chris and begin to punch them. XS3 throws Chris out of the ring and Lee clotheslines Rawt out as well. Mach backs up and leans up against the ropes, pleading for them to not do anything. Train just shakes his head and runs at him but before he can do anything, Rawt, Chris and Wilcox pull him out of the ring and they up the ramp. The four men retreat as the three in the ring tell them to bring it on. Gourmet Race kicks in once more as the two stables stare each other down. It’s only a matter of time before things eventually break down between these two forces.
Fade out.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Mar 12, 2009 15:56:53 GMT -5
“The Crush” Credit: Yoko Satoshi, Thunderkiss [Quaint. That is the perfect word to sum up TK’s new living conditions inside the ACW arena. Kiss Army fans have not forgotten his digs from his days as World Champion. How could they? His entire locker room was almost a wing of the building, equal to the size of the home of the Senatorial Stable. Things have changed since that time, and while his stardom has remained the same, his status with Gingerdude has certainly taken a turn for the worse. That said, the days of jacuzzi’s and walls dedicated to entertainment centers are gone. In their place now lies order and normality, two words that Thunderkiss loathes. Complaining about the situation would lead to more stress and for that very reason he has decided to “man up” and make the most out of this situation. At this very moment in time, he engages himself in a little redecorating to make the walls that surround him feel more like home. He is a simple man; all it takes is a few centerfolds and some scotch tape to lift his spirits. Just when he is about to put the finishing touches on the day’s work, the door opens without warning, garnering his attention immediately.] Thunderkiss: Yuki! To whom do I owe the honor of this visit? Yuki Satoshi: The idiot who changed the locks on my dressing room door and forgot to give me the key. Thunderkiss: Heh. Well if that isn’t a warm welcome to Alpha Championship Wrestling, I don’t know what is! Hopefully I can make up for it. Please, feel free to make yourself at home. Mi casa su casa. Is there anything I can get for you?Yuki Satoshi: Jay Zero’s head on a plate. Thunderkiss: Ah yes, who can blame you for lingering hostilities. Leave it to bitchcakes to push people around with his authority and then run away with his dick tucked between his legs the second its taken away. Don’t worry Ms. Satoshi, he’s like a piece of crap that won’t flush. He’ll be back and then you shall get your sweet revenge. Yuki Satoshi: You have a way with words. Thunderkiss: So I’ve been told. So uhhh, how’s your sister?! “Shit! Out of all the questions to ask, you picked that one. Good job, moron.” Yuki Satoshi: Overbearing. Manipulative. Jealous. I’ve been overshadowed by her my entire life. It is so nice to finally be on my own, to show that I am more than “Yoko’s kid sister.” I know she resents my presence here much in the same way she resents you. You’ve always been a threat to her legend, her legacy. Thunderkiss: Oh? Well, Yuki, what do you see me as? Yuki Satoshi: None of those things. I see you as a man who knows what he wants in life and is willing to do whatever it takes to get it. It is a quality that I greatly admire. Thunderkiss *smiling*: Thanks. “OhGodOhGoOhGod. Change the subject! Change the subject - NOW!” Thunderkiss: I was an only child growing up. While I regretted not having someone there to talk to, stories like yours make me a bit thankful, to be honest - Yuki Satoshi *interrupting*: Shhh. You talk too much. [Yuki glides her index finger across his lips to close them. Eyes focused on Yuki’s, Thunderkiss knows her next move. He can see what she’s thinking and he eases his guard to allow it to happen. She draws her face close to his own and leans in for the kill. Just as she gets close enough to share his breath, he pulls back in a panic.] Thunderkiss: No. I can’t. I’m sorry, this is wrong.[She thinks otherwise. Both hands on his upper arms, she draws him near and places her lips against his own.] *KISS* Yuki Satoshi: Do you dare stand before me now and say that was wrong? [He dares not. Something that feels so right could never be so wrong. Yuki turns and leaves the room to allow Thunderkiss the space to sort through this cascade of emotions falling upon him. He is crushed by guilt as he thinks of Joytoy. Ashamed as he ponders the legality of the situation. Excited as tantalizing thoughts of the future tickle his mind. Oh yes, make no mistake, he now stands in the middle of a crossroads. Which path will he choose? As always, the one his heart tells him to.] [FADE]
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Post by Jonny Spade on Mar 12, 2009 15:57:11 GMT -5
Closing Segment #1: On The First Flight To Hell Credit: Jake Steele / Jack Jefferson
It’s a cold, dark night on ACW Island. Most people who live on this Island are either fast asleep, or they are at Meltdown watching all of the high impact action. The scene we currently fade in on though is that of the ACW highway. It seems to be pretty empty at this time of night, well that is all except for one car which headlights shine brightly mixed in with the moon’s glimmer. The car’s orange door rises into the sky like wings as we see that this isn’t an ordinary whip. It’s a Lamborghini Gallardo, and a man steps out from it, taking a quick moment to himself it seems as he sits down briefly. Not very calm at all, the man’s face is revealed as we see Jake Steele to a huge pop (apparently this is being seen on the titantron). He leaves the car running as he walks around it to the passengers side. He lifts the door up and yanks out the same man who he attacked earlier in the program, Jack Jefferson. Jack’s hands are tied up in front of him and he has a blindfold over his eyes so he doesn’t know where he is. He isn’t unconscious anymore but he looks bruised up - he must have been getting punched while he was drove here. Steele’s eyes and entire demeanor show that he is still very pissed off and bent on revenge. He throws Jack up against the Lamborghini and despite being brutalized, Jefferson still wants to know what the hell is going on.
Jefferson: What the fuck?! Where the bloody hell are we!? I swear, when I get out of this I’m going to -
Steele: What!? Tell me what you gon’ do, Jack! Oh, dat’s right. You can’t do shit!
Steele pulls Jefferson off of his Lamborghini and throws him down to the ground, and as he rolls off a little ways it becomes more obvious as to why they are both out here. Jefferson, frightened to a point now begins inching back rapidly. His attempt at escaping is quickly halted, as he backs up into… the side of the ACW Island Memorial Bridge. Having a idea of what he has just fell upon, he begins to scream out for help. But Steele is quick to cover his mouth so no one could hear him.
Steele: Now, I wouldn’t do dat shit if I was you, Jack. Cause it’s only gon’ make me more pissed off. And believe me, you do NOT want dat.
Jefferson: Why are you doing this to me? I've done sweet fuck all to you!
Steele: It’s not what you did. It’s what your friend did. Little ol’ Dan doesn’t want to own up to da truth. So I’m gonna make him do it, through you, you dig?
Jefferson: Then why the hell am I here and not him?! Your problem is with him, not me, so sort it out with me and let me go!
Steele: Nah… I don’t like dat idea. Shit just doesn’t click with me, you know? Plus, I got a better idea. Let’s take a look at da view!
Steele lifts Jefferson up and rips the blindfold off of his face, spinning him around so he can see the deep, deep body of water below the bridge. Jefferson begins to freak out. Steele starts laughing as he grabs Jefferson by the leg and starts to tip him over. Jefferson does his best to clutch onto the bridge, but Steele is pushing for him to “sleep with the fishes”. He just has him over as a voice calls out for Steele to stop, a very frantic sounding voice.
Gingerdude: Steele! Steele! Please, wait!
Running out from backstage comes the chairman of ACW, Jonathan Gingerdude. He quickly hops into the ring and looks up at the titantron, holding his hand up for Steele to stop what he is doing.
Gingerdude:[/color] Please… just, just think this over! I know you’re pissed beyond all belief, and I know you want to know who attacked you and believe me Jake, so do I. But you cannot! Attack one of my superstars and threaten to throw them over the ACW Memorial Bridge! It’s bloody insane! And of course, I’m not the biggest fan of anybody involved with The Empire, but this… this is bad for business. So… please, Jake, I am BEGGING you, no, I am TELLING you to put. him. down.
Steele: And what if I don’t, Ginga’!? You gonna fire me Ginga’? You’re really going to fire da highest selling champion on ya roster!?!
Gingerdude: No! I never said such a thing. I just want you to think about what you’re doing. It’s very, very bad for business if you do what you plan to do to Jefferson.
Steele: Business? Man, FUCK business! Da only way I’m puttin’ dis muthafucka down is if you give me what I want!
Gingerdude: What’s that!?
Steele: Dan!
Quick pop for the mention of one of ACW’s favorite’s. Ginger ignores this cheering and looks slightly confused, as he thought Steele already knew that the two were set to face off next Monday.
Gingerdude: Yo-you already have him next week - for the title! But! I know that the rules set out for the match won’t let you get your full revenge on Dan… so I have an idea!
With a slightly evil smile from the Chairman, Gingerdude reveals his plan.
Gingerdude: Next week… not only will it be Jake Steele vs. Dan White for the ACW Heavyweight Championship. Now… that match will be… a CHAIN MATCH!
Maxwell McNally: A Chain Match!? That is a bloodbath in the making!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: Good! Now those two can finally end whatever the hell is going on between the two!
Steele hears this announcement, and putting Jefferson down… he smiles. He cocks his shoulders up and looks at Gingerdude from the titantron.
Without another word, Steele turns back to Jefferson and picks him up, throwing him off of the bridge!!! Jefferson goes flying into the water as Gingerdude goes apeshit crazy. Steele watches him plummet as he turns back to Ginger with a sadistic smile on his face.
Steele: Deal.
Steele walks off and gets back into his Lamborghini, closing the doors back and speeding off as Ginger stands in the ring, in total and complete disbelief at the shocking actions of Jake Steele. One of his wrestlers is somewhere in the ACW river, and that is definitely bad for business…
The World Champion could care less though, he has what he wants. Dan White. Tied to a chain. No holds barred. Anything goes.
This may be one of the most brutal Warfare’s yet…
Fade.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Mar 12, 2009 15:57:30 GMT -5
Closing Segment #2: "Face to Face Confrontation" (Credit: Rattlesnake)
As the show returns for the finale, Rattlesnake is standing in the ring. The camera zooms in on him and it's seen that he's shaking. The fans cheer for him, but that doesn't seem to help him at all.
He walks over to the rope that faces the AlphaTron and gathers all the courage he can.
Rattlesnake: I know you're here. I've been told you are. For the past week, you've been tormenting me and friends with your antics. You're supposed to be dead, but apparently you aren't. Get down here right now so we can settle this once and for all!
The camera focuses in on the ramp, but no one appears. Rattlesnake paces in the ring.
Rattlesnake: I want this over with right now. Get down here now!
The ramp remains empty. No one shows up making Rattlesnake really impatient and angry.
Rattlesnake: All right look you fucking freak! You've been tormenting me to the point where I embarrassed myself earlier. I'm getting sick and tired of this bullshit. If you don't come down here in 10 seconds, I'm going to go back there and find you myself!
Rattlesnake looks at his watch.
Rattlesnake: ONE!
The fans start to get behind Rattlesnake and count with him.
Rattlesnake: TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TE-
Before Rattlesnake can finish counting to ten, he gets a response.
"Jumpdafuckup" by Soulfly blares through the arena. Rattlesnake's eyes widen for the umpteenth time as he looks at the entrance ramp. No one shows up though.
Suddenly Rattlesnake gets knocked down from behind. A masked assailant picks Rattlesnake up and drops him with a Blue Thunder Driver. The masked assailant kneels down and looks directly at Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake gets slapped a couple of times and looks at the guy.
Rattlesnake: It's...you...isn't it?
The masked assailant nods.
Rattlesnake: I...knew it. Damn you...
The masked man pulls off his black mask to reveal a green mask. The same green mask that has plagued Rattlesnake for the last week.
Rattlesnake: ...Torak.
The show fades out as Torak stands up, looking down at Rattlesnake and then at all of the fans in attendance.
So that concludes the end of the show, did you miss something? You better not have because I ain’t going over it all again. So re-reading is your friend.
End of Show
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Post by Dan White on Mar 12, 2009 15:59:16 GMT -5
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Post by rosslambert on Mar 12, 2009 16:04:11 GMT -5
*marks the fuck out*
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Mar 12, 2009 16:45:03 GMT -5
Brudah Mach ain't gonna lose that title to NO ONE, BRUD!
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Mar 12, 2009 17:02:21 GMT -5
*Marks out massively for the concluding segment* Excellent show all, Warfare's already got my interest piqued.
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Post by Jake Steele on Mar 12, 2009 17:33:25 GMT -5
TTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKK
Loved the show! Warfare is going to be very, very solid.
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Post by xs3 on Mar 12, 2009 17:40:20 GMT -5
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Post by Commissioner Zero on Mar 12, 2009 18:13:52 GMT -5
Well that's odd...
Today on the bus, "Born of a Broken Man" started playing on my Zune and I thought "I miss Torak the monster hoss."
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Mar 12, 2009 18:33:28 GMT -5
is this where we go Veri interesting...Veri interesting?
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Mar 12, 2009 19:38:16 GMT -5
is this where we go Veri interesting...Veri interesting? Naw brud, this is where we go BEN Veri interesting. OoOoH YEAAH! ZERO TO HERO!
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Post by Rattlesnake on Mar 12, 2009 23:23:57 GMT -5
Well that's odd... Today on the bus, "Born of a Broken Man" started playing on my Zune and I thought "I miss Torak the monster hoss." Silly Zero. There's no such thing as a Zune. ;D EDIT: Also, I should go ahead and make a formal announcement. Torak isn't returning. I have his permission to use him for this. I hate to burst bubbles. Well, depends on the person really.
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Post by Dan White on Mar 13, 2009 4:03:21 GMT -5
Yeah but you could just be saying that. You swerve people more than a country road.
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