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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 28, 2009 16:38:19 GMT -5
Match 8: ACW International Title - The Rematch (Winner attains ownership of Academy Award for Best Actor) "Macho Man" Randy Dallas Kanyon vs. Thunder Train (Credit: Train)
Phillip: The following contest is schedule for one fall, and it for both the Emmy Award for Best Actor and the ACW International Championship!
The crowd pops pretty loudly at the announcement for the next match. They know they are in for a treat and await the participants.
Phillip: Introducing first, from The Other side of the Tracks, weighing in at 360 pounds, the current holder of the Emmy for Best Actor, THUNDER TRAIN!
Gourmet Race Metal Mix plays over the arena and the boos start to flow as Train walks out with his little gold man grasped firmly on his hand. He makes his way down to the ring, raising up his trophy, showing it off to the fans. He walks up the ring steps and enters in the ring. Train then goes up to the second turnbuckle and raises his award once more.
Phillip: And his opponent, from Yellowknife, NT, Canada, weighing in at 270 pounds, he is the current ACW International Champion, THE MACHO MAN, RANDY DALLAS KANYON!
”Macho Man” by the Village People starts up and the crowd stands on their feet. RDK walks out, holding his title belt next to him as he makes his way down to the ring. He walks on the apron then stands on the top turnbuckle with perfect balance and holds up his title belt. The camera flashes go off as the 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, meh you get it, International Champ poses with what could be his last night with the belt. He gets down then stares at Train.
It’s like the sound of the bell ringing triggers something off inside of Train’s head, because within seconds of it going off Train charges at RDK full force. Slightly startled by this, RDK takes a step or two back near the turnbuckle, which proves to be a smart decision as Train meets the turnbuckle padding just as RDK moves out the way. With Train’s back turned, RDK begins chopping away at his large back area.
CHOP!
“WOOOOOO”
CHOP!
“WOOOOOO”
CHOP!
“WOOOOOO”
CH-ELBOW!
In the midst of his chopping fiesta, Train becomes even more enraged and shoots off his elbow into the facial features of RDK. The huge elbow obviously causes RDK to take some time and rearrange his face, enough time for Train to get out of the corner and scoop up RDK and throw him into the turnbuckle now. Train puts one hand on RDK’s exposed chest and he looks around at the crowd telling them to “ssshhhh”. Most of them do, and…
CHOP![/SIZE]
McNally: Did you hear the impact of that chop Eddie? That’s definitely going to leave a mark, even for the toned chest of the Macho Man.
Edison: I think even the guys in the back heard that chop Maxie - ouch!
RDK clutches his chest in simply excruciating pain, trying to make his way away from the corner. Train sees this and just laughs at it, taking RDK and pushing him back into the turnbuckle as he places his hand on the chest of RDK again, this time not telling anybody to do anything - he doesn’t have to - they are all ears.
CHOP![/SIZE]
RDK this time reels back in even more pain, holding onto one of the ropes while he holds his chest and tries to rub out the stinging effect of the chop. Train takes his hand off the rope and places both of his hands around RDK’s neck. He lifts him up onto the third rope and then hurls RDK over his head and down onto the mat with a thunderous Choke-Toss, which catches a few people by surprise. After all it’s not something they see everyday. Even with it being earlier in the match and the tide being able to shift at anytime, they rarely have seen RDK be dominated so hard before. It can be a hard sight for some, but not for the legion of fans Train has built up in his crusade of exposing RDK, who seem to be eating this all up. Their “leader” starts making his way closer to RDK, who is now holding his back in some hard pain. Train doesn’t care in the least though, as he scoops RDK up by his shoulders and throws Macho onto his own shoulders. Macho can sense what is coming next and he tries to elbow out of the move. He strikes a few times with shots to the side of Train’s head, but the keyword in this paragraph is tries. Train acts like he doesn’t even feel anything and slams RDK’s gut into his knee! RDK bounces off and rolls over onto the mat as the menacing Train makes the first cover of the match.
1...
..2..
..kickout!
Edison: That was quite a hard gut buster Thunder Train just delivered to Macho Man. I can’t believe how much he is dominating right now.
McNally: He‘s been calling RDK a fraud for weeks now Eddie. Now is his chance to prove it to the world - by any means necessary.
That’s right. He will prove RDK is a fraud by any means - and he plans to. Train pulls RDK up by the head with one hand, and as Macho is just back on his feet Train begins to put him back down as the grip he has placed over RDK’s noggin highly increases. Tighter and tighter, Train uses his giant palm to knock RDK slowly out of the game. Time passes on and soon the Macho Man’s consciousness begins to slowly… fade… away…
…and he’s out. Even Train looks a little surprised by this, as Macho has fallen to slumber, his eyes closed and his breathing deep. Train could let go of his grip right about now, but he sees the perfect opportunity to humiliate RDK, calling Referee Carter Donovan over to them and telling him to begin the three count. Donovan looks up at Train, and then down at the passed out RDK on one knee as he grabs RDK’s arm and raises it up into the air.
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RDK’s arm drops down to his side and begins swinging as it counts.
1!
Carter takes Macho by the arm again and raises it back into the air.
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Once again, RDK’s arm drops down to his side and swings as Train heartily laughs, watching everyone’s “hero” face his final moments.
2!
Donovan grabs hold of RDK’s wrist for what could be the final time, as Train begins nodding his head up and down in obvious agreement of this entire situation.
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And RDK’s arm slumps down one final time as - NO!
Edison: Macho is still in the game! Macho is still in the game!
McNally: OoOoOoO YEAHHH!
As Edison and McNally show their mark sides, so does the ACW faithful. Those in attendance who could care less about Train’s words of wisdom begin to go nuts as Macho’s eyes open wide and his muscles begin to surge. He knocks Train’s arm off of his head and hops off of one knee and onto his two feet as he unleashes an array of Macho Overhand Punches! Train has no choice but to take the punches as with every blow the arena chants his name. “Macho, Macho, Macho!” is mostly all that is heard as Macho continues to try to turn Train’s face into mincemeat, not stopping the strikes. Eventually, Train finds himself up against the ropes on the announcers side of the ring. Macho then stops and looks at the palm of his hand before running back across the ring to the ropes, and pouncing at Train with a hard Lariat, which even gets the big man over the top!
McNally: What a rush of energy from Macho Man! I can’t tell if he was really hurt just now or he was simply playing possum.
Edison: Either way, right now Thunder Train is on the outside and he looks pretty damn pissed. Don’t say anything or make any sudden movements. He might eat one you.
McNally: Hey, Train! Edison said you suck!
Edison: Whaaaaat!?
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 28, 2009 16:40:10 GMT -5
Edison is lucky Train is too focused on Macho right now, who took some time to pose for his fans as Train was rising to his feet on the outside. Train grabs hold of the apron beginning to climb up but Macho slides out of the ring and grabs onto Train’s legs, jerking him off - the apron and causing him to land face first! Train grabs his face with both hands and falls back onto the edge of the announce table, causing a small thud as he does. Macho Man RDK sees Train resting against the table and he gets back on the apron, now climbing the to the rope as the arena begins to go nuts. Macho has his back facing Train, which only means one thing… Machosault. He leaps off into the air, cameras snap pictures of this moment and RDK soars through the air in a true time stopping moment. People will forever remember this moment - they have to. Because once Train dodges the Moonsault, RDK goes crashing gut first into the edge of the table! *CRASH!* McNally: MY GAWD!Edison: HOLY SHIT, IS HE STILL ALIVE!?The crowd is all standing on their feet as RDK lays on the floor in front of the announce table, it didn’t break. Train sits up with his back against the ring and can’t believe what has just happened. RDK holds his stomach and gasps for air. Train slowly stands up and grabs RDK by the head. He lifts him up then leads him toward the ring. Train slides RDK inside and follows he covers RDK and it could be over. ONE! . . . . TWO! . . . THRE– *Kickout* McNally: Oh my God! How did RDK kick out of that?Edison: I can’t believe it! He has to have some broken ribs there. There is no way he kicked out of that.Train can’t believe it either. He was less than half a second away from achieving his ultimate goal. He grabs the ref by the collar and begins shouting but Carter won’t have any part of it. He slaps Train’s hand away and yells in his face. Train just turns his head and looks back at RDK, who is now sorta leaning on his arm as he tries to get up. Train just picks him up and he grabs the midsection of RDK. He then lifts RDK off the ground, doing a bearhug. Train torques the body of RDK around, who is beginning to fall limp. The crowd begins to clap as for the second time RDK might be drained out for good. Carter goes to check on RDK, but RDK pops to life and ear claps Train. Train lets go and steps back. RDK drops to his knee, weakened. Train bounces off the ropes and runs at RDK, but RDK does a Lou Thesz Knuckle Press. Train goes crashing to the mat with a big boom and RDK begins to punch the head of Train. Train is stunned and tries to hold his arms up to protect himself but the fists of fury from RDK are too much. Edison: Look at those shots by RDK! He is going to beat the sense outta Train. He better watch out though, Train might bite one of those hands off.McNally: He may have to in order to stop this.RDK lets up and now takes a step back to look at his work. He sees that he has done a lot of damage to Train’s head and smirks a bit. Train shakes his head around, trying to shake off those blows. Train slowly gets to his feet and RDK approaches him slowly and cautiously. He gets right in front of Train and lift him up, he attempts what looks like a spinebuster, but Train is just to heavy. Train counters it and pushes RDK back against the ropes. RDK rebounds and Train attempts a big boot, but RDK ducks under it. RDK ends up behind Train and when Train turns around RDK lifts him up and Jabroni Busters (Front Spinebuster) him. Both men are down now and Carter begins his count. ONE! . . . TWO! . . . THREE! . . . FOUR! McNally: This would be a poor end to this match. After all these men have gone through, ending it in a draw wouldn’t solve anything.Edison: They have given it all they got! I wouldn’t be surprised here! FIVE! . . . SIX! . . . SEVEN! . . . EIGHT! Both men are still not moving. . . NINE! . . . TE-
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 28, 2009 16:41:01 GMT -5
RDK nips up to his feet and holds his hand right in front of the ref’s face. He now slides out of the ring and walks over to the commentary table. He puts on a headset and drinks some water.
McNally: What the hell are you doing RDK? You have match that you need to finish!
RDK: Shut your mouth jabroni! Train is done and the Macho Man needs to rest a little before I finish this.
Edison: What can you do Mach? What more can you do?!?
RDK: Hey hey hey, if you would pay some attention, the Macho Man will show you everything you need to know baby! Time to take this home to the Macho Motel! OoOoOo YEEEAH!
RDK takes off the headset and gets back into the ring. Train is now on his stomach slowly trying to get up. RDK slides next to Train and grabs his head. He pulls it back, signifying the Macho Facelock. Train screams out in pain and attempts to move closer to the ropes. RDK though has this locked on tight and Train really can’t go anywhere...but up. In a surprise burst of strength, Train begins to stand up. Macho is ultra surprised and his eyes widen. Train lifts up RDK from the Macho Facelock and pushes him away, causing him to fly across the ring. RDK just stares at Train, with his mouth open. Train feels his face, trying to see if he’s bleeding, but he isn’t. RDK looks over at Train, then out of nowhere, FULL STEAM AHEAD! Train plows into RDK then spinebusters him down.
McNally: WHAT A SPEAR!
Edison: RDK IS DEAD!
ONE! . . . TWO! . . . THREE!!
NO! RDK gets his shoulder up at the last second. Train can’t believe it. He sits up then slides out of the ring. He grabs a steel chair then slides it into the ring. Carter right away takes the chair and yells at Train for attempting to use it. He throws it outside the ring and warns Train that that is his final warning. Train gives Carter an evil look then turns his attention back to RDK. He lifts RDK up and signals for the OM NOM BOMB! He lifts up RDK and gets him onto his shoulders. RDK though, begins to spin around and Train can’t control where they go. They back up and right into Carter they go. Carter gets crushed by both men and falls down. RDK is able to get behind Train and push him away. Train goes against the ropes and RDK grabs him for a Rock Bottom. Train stops it by elbowing the head of RDK. RDK stumbles to the side then turns around again. Train lifts him up for the OM NOM BOMB and hits it right away. Train rolls over and covers RDK
OM NOM BOMB! OM NOM BOMB!
Train has him here! It’s over! New champion!!
ONE! . . . TWO! . . . THREE!
YES!
Train has done it! But there is no referee to count! Train slides up right away and crawls over to Carter. He shakes him a bit then drags him closer to RDK. Carter slowly starts to become conscious again. He gets a bit closer to the two men and slaps his arm down.
ONE! . . . . . . TWO! . . . . .
NOT SO FAST!
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 28, 2009 16:41:37 GMT -5
A masked man suddenly runs down to the ring and gets on the apron. It looks like it could be Jay Zero and the crowd suddenly begins booing heavily. Carter gets on his knees and gets to the ropes. He holds the masked man back and prevents him from getting into the ring. Train stands up and has some choice words for the masked man, but this allows RDK to recover some. RDK crawls to the other side of the ring and grabs the chair that Carter threw out earlier. Train flips off the masked man then turns around.
*SMASH!*
Edison: WHAT A CHAIR SHOT!
McNally: I can’t believe RDK is doing this!
Edison: Any means necessary! RDK is going to retain.
RDK smacks the chair into the face of Train and Train just stumbles back. RDK then runs up to him and Rock Bottom! Train goes down and the mat shakes heavily. Train looks to be already knocked out but RDK drags him over closer to the turnbuckle. He ascends to the top then looks behind him. He leaps off. MACHO MOONSAULT! RDK lands it perfectly on top of Train. The masked man jumps down now and RDK whistles to get the ref to turn around. Carter goes right next to the two and begins counting.
ONE! . . . TWO! . . . THREE!
*Bell Rings*
McNally: RDK JUST CHEATED!
Phillip: Here is your winner, NEW Emmy Award Winner for Best Actor and STILL ACW International Champion, RDK!
RDK grabs both the title and the Emmy and raises them above his head. “Macho Man” starts up and Macho runs around the ring, cheering. In the masked man enters and stares at RDK. RDK’s expression changes to a very serious look. The masked man then grabs his masked and rips it off.
Edison: IT’S WCW!
McNally: What is going on here?
RDK and WCW hug and the crowd has totally gone crazy. Many of the fans are booing heavily now and many others are just in shock. RDK and WCW just smirk to each other. Then RDK says something to WCW, who goes and grabs the chair. He hands it to RDK and RDK slides it under the head of Train. WCW goes out and grabs another then tosses it to RDK. RDK then lifts the chair above his head and smashes Train’s dome in.
McNally: NO DAMMIT! STOP THIS!
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 28, 2009 16:42:02 GMT -5
A sickening noise is heard. RDK raises up the chair in victory then sets it down and grabs his two belts. The crowd boos heavily now and begin to throw stuff in the ring. RDK just smirks with an evil expression on his face. His music dies down because WCW hands him a microphone.RDK: DO YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS? You better, because you all made this happen. You all turned your backs on the Macho Man. All of you jabronis out there booed me because I left to make more money then I ever could wrestling. You all booed me because I made a good decision. And then, when you want to do something about it, you turn to this. *Points to Train’s carcass* This shell of a man. This man couldn’t beat me if I had two hands tied behind my back. This man is a loser just like all of you. And from this point on, everything changes. The OoOoOo YEEEAH yelling Macho Man is dead. And you all killed him. And now, Thunder Train here has to face the consequences. RDK sets the microphone down and grabs the chair again. He lifts it up and strikes the back of Train’s head again...and again...and again...and again.
*SMACK!*
*SMACK!*
*SMACK!*
*SMACK!*
*SMACK!*
RDK throws down the chair and grabs the microphone once more.RDK: Everyone out here caused this. And with my new Hollywood Agent here, WCW, things are going to be a whole lot different in ACW....Now hit my NEW music.OoOoOoOoOoOo YEEE–*Record Scratch* “Fury” by Muse starts up made by yours truly www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVbXhTBTNJQ . RDK raises up his arms in victory then leaves the ring with WCW. The two retreat backstage as the crowd seems like they are going to erupt in a riot. Medical staff runs down to help Train after being destroyed with the chair. McNally: This...this...ladies and gentlemen, this is one of the most shocking events I have ever seen here in ACW.Edison: I agree, I’ve never seen anything like this. What has gotten into RDK?The medical staff helps Train up and now the crowd applauds Train and gives him a standing ovation. Train gets out of the ring and sorta limps to the back. It takes about 4 guys just to support his weight. Train gets to the ramp then turns around. He smiles at the fans then continues to the back.
Fade out.Note: Post-match events are credited to RDK.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 28, 2009 16:42:58 GMT -5
Segment: That's Not Good Enough (Credit: Train/Zero)
The scene opens with a door being...opened. In stumbles Train with other medical personnel with him. Train limps over to a table then sits on it. One of the men takes a light and shines it into the eyes of Train. Train then lies down on the table and the medics begin to patch up his wounds.
Doctor: Where does it hurt?
Thunder Train: My head hurts and I think I may have -- ARGH MY QUAD! I think I broke my tailbone also. I don't know.
Doctor: Train, you are going to need a few days off. RDK busted you up pretty good. We are going to send you to a hospital pretty soon.
Suddenly, the door is kicked open and in walks Jay Zero. He has his title belt on his shoulder and he gets right in Train's face.
Zero: What the hell was that Train? You promised me that you could go out there and kick his ass. I remember when you claimed that would you take his title. Not only that, you even had a bunch of things working in your favor. RDK had his ribs broken into a million bits, you had him for an OM NOM BOMB, and if it weren't for your stupid ass getting distracted, you would have probably ended his career.
Doctor: I'm sorry Jay, but we need you to leave right now--
Zero: Shut up! Train, look at me. You need to get off your back here and find some way to rejuvenate yourself. I need you out there tonight so that at least ONE thing can go right.
Train just kinda rolls over and groans. He is in a lot of pain right now and doesn't feel like hearing all this bullshit. The doctor tries to get Zero to back up some but Zero just leans over and slaps Train's face.
Zero: Come on Train! Get a hold of yourself. Get up--
Doctor: Jay, we have to send Train to a hospital. We are thinking that he may have a concussion and we don't think he can walk.
Zero: No, I won't allow that. Train has to be out there with me or else those two punks will do every dirty trick in the book. I need Train to stop them from doing that. I'm not going to lose my title because of HIS idiotic mistakes.
Doctor: JAY, PLEASE! Train needs his rest.
Train puts his hand on the doctors arm then swings him around.
Thunder Train: Listen Doc, I am NOT going to any hospital anytime soon. Zero, if you need me out there, I will be out there. I can't say when though. I may only be able to limp down to the ring and stand there. I can't guarantee that I will stop any "cheap" tactics.
Zero: You better hope for your sake that you get down there. I don't give a shit if you have to WHEEL your BROKEN ass down there.
Train opens the door and slams it behind him.
Doctor: Train, really, I can't let you go out there. As a doctor and a person, your physical well being is at stake.
Thunder Train: STEAK? WHERE? OM NOM NOM
Train sits up but the doctors just push him right back down.
Doctor: Train, this isn't a time to be joking. If you go out there, and you get hit too hard, you might die. Do you understand?
Thunder Train: How much time is there until the main event?
Doctor: I don't know, an hour? I'm really not sure.
Thunder Train: I'm just going to rest here. In an hour, I want you to wake me up. If I found out that I was not waken up for the match, I will hurt you. And that means, I will probably eat you. Do YOU understand?
Doctor: Fine, why listen to me, I'm just a doctor...
The doctor steps away and now Train begins to close his eyes. He lost the match, his chance to win the International title, his undefeated PPV streak and now he may lose the only friend he has left. His match may be over, but the night is still young for this man...
Fade out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 28, 2009 16:43:36 GMT -5
Match 9: The Abattoir Danny Mainer VS Thunderkiss (Credit: Mainer)
The penultimate match of the night is taking place outside the arena, and so all attention turns to the Alphatron. A few people choose this moment to step outside, and no one can blame them for exercising that choice. What follows is likely to be extremely uncomfortable viewing...
The scene opens up, showing a shot of the Abbatoir structure set up within a cold and bleak warehouse. A single referee is present, looking somewhat nervous.
“God of Thunder” by Iced Earth hit the speakers as TK walked into the all but empty warehouse, not quite sure what to make of the situation so without any flash and flair he walked to the cage. The referee checked him for any hidden weapons not permitted and ruled him able to enter the cage. The tunes died down as the crowd echoed his name around the ACW building as they were watching the alphatron. He observed the weapon situation and looked at some of the grizzly torture devices that would be used this evening, the hedge trimmer, the ladder, the crowbar, the table, the hammer. All of these brutal implements.
“Closer” by Nine Inch Nails hit and Mainer was jogging up to the cage quickly not really wanting to wait. Mainer stepped into the cage ready and rocking to go with a huge, ugly smirk on his face as he KNEW damn well that this would be the be-all end-all match between the two. Deep in Thunderkiss’s mind he knew he had a game plan and of course was going to do whatever it takes to decimate and stump out the bane of his last month once and for all. Richard Paris, Cynthia Joseph, Echo, but a few of the key figures who’d played a hand in leading into this final match and now it was all ready and raring to ago.
Phillip Jones: ”Ladies and Gentlemen this is THE ABATTOIR MATCH! If you direct your attention to the alphatron you will see the steel structure. To be crowned victorious in this match you must beat your opponent down long enough and escape the cage. To do that you must beat your opponent badly enough that they can’t answer a twenty count at which point the referee will unlock the door. The first person to do that and escape the cage shutting the door behind them WILL be crowned the winner! Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada weighing in at 353 pounds… he is MISTER 500%... THUNDERKIIIIIIISSSSS!!!!”
The crowd let out a simultaneous lions’ roar for this declaration as Thunderkiss raises one arm in the cage to show his support for the Kiss Army. “THUN-DER-KISS!” chants break out within seconds of the announcement and it’s obvious that the crowd is well on that man’s side.
Phillip Jones: ”And ALSO from Las Vegas, Nevada weighing in at 173 pounds… he is “THE PSYCHO BUTCHER” and “ELECTRIC HEAD!”… DANNY MAIIIINNNEEEEEEEEEEEEER!”
The hiss of the crowd like a giant serpent ricochets around the arena as the booing kicks into effect. Thunderkiss chants still continue throughout the building as the majority show their hatred for Mainer. Mainer is all business and doesn’t make any gestures towards the audience. Jones climbs out of the ring in the arena and the focus is turned to the alphatron as the referee rings a make-shift bell by banging a drumstick against a trash can, which he discovers is strangely warm despite the cold air all around.
The match begins as Danny and Thunderkiss square off, their abilities are naturally enhanced through the demon use but no magic and otherworldly energy can be used. Just what they’ve been given. The two give each other no signs of respect, just an unremorseful deadly stare. It soon becomes obvious that nobody is leaving the cage ‘til the other one is dead. They circle the ring measuring each other up like David and Goliath.
Danny Mainer: ”You’re going down Joseph, it’s your time to die now.”
Thunderkiss: Not on your life you cocky prick.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 28, 2009 16:44:28 GMT -5
And that’s it, the tension explodes like a time-bomb and after YEARS of history together it finally all erupts with a rapid exchange of fist shots matching each other in speed and surprisingly power as the punches fly back and forth between the two like a game of Ping Pong played at high speeds. Wild shots fly straight to the face and the crowd absolutely eat it up while they continue to pummel each other. This exchange of wicked strikes continues at high speed for a good thirty seconds before Mainer attempts a kick to the gut which TK catches. Mainer flings another kick around for the Enziguiri but Thunderkiss throws him back causing Mainer to do a backward roll to his feet which then leads into another straight-up brutal fisticuffs encounter. Mainer attempts his three hundredeth strike which TK blocks by thrusting his fore-arm out with immense power. Mainer flies backwards at the sheer force into the cage wall groaning as he smacks his head on the chain fence. TK runs forward and attempts to boot Mainer back into the cage wall but Mainer ducks and TK’s leg meets the strengthened steel. Mainer quickly drops to the floor with a Spinkick causing TK to land hard on the concrete floor with a thud and he soon goes searching for a weapon which is in no supply as the walls of the cage are literally lined with horrible implements to use.
McNally: My days this is a brutal match right from the get go! They keep hitting each other and getting absolutely zero leeway! Edison: This has only just begun Max, remember the Leather and Lace match TK had with Alicia? I don’t think that’ll even compare.
TK quickly gets up as Mainer yanks a hammer off the cage wall quite low down twirling it in his hands with incredible hand dexterity. Seeing TK advancing he makes like the helmeted turtle in the clouds in the Super Mario Brothers and lobs it like a shuriken with great speed hoping for it to be a direct hit but TK side-steps it casually and catches it in his right hand. TK launches it back towards Mainer but he leaps out of the way and it bounces off of the cage wall as TK backs him into a corner. Realizing he’s stuck Danny attempts to punk TK out by ducking left and then right feigning an escape attempt before darting between his legs. TK however catches the little runt by the hips and using raw strength lifts him off the ground into the power bomb position. TK lifts him straight up off the floor and attempts to get a hold of a great elevated bomb but Mainer pushes himself up off the shoulders and slips down the back of his high-school compadre capitalizing with a swift kick to the back of the right leg and a fore-arm shot to the head.
McNally: These guys are showing tremendous instincts here! TK dodged that hammer and Mainer escaped the powerbomb! I hate to think what these guys are going to do to each other when their ability to duck for cover runs thin! Edison: I think it means that someone’s going to have a lot of blood to clean off the cage walls!
TK throws a jab to the stomach of Mainer and returns the fore-arm to the face with a wicked uppercut that sends Mainer flinging back into the cage wall yet again as now it’s TK’s turn to pick a weapon. Mainer isn’t really bothered by the pain and grabs a weapon of his own. TK grabbed a steel chair and Mainer grabbed a crowbar. This was a bad situation which could only get worse as the two swung for the fences with the chair hitting dead on with the puncturing end of the bar leaving a deep mark and dent in the steel. The two clash a second time with again the chair coming out worse of the situation. The third time TK throws a stiff kick to the stomach of Mainer causing him to drop the crowbar. TK then swings for the fences attempting to sandwich him with the chair and the cage wall but Mainer does a barrel roll to the side and the chair connects with steel.
Edison: SWIIIIING and a miss! McNally: Mainer got a lucky dodge there! Heaven knows what would’ve happened if that had been a direct hit! Edison: This match would be fully under way by now!
Mainer launches forward with a dropkick connecting to the barrel chest of The God of Thunder. The chair is dropped and he’s sent a step or two backwards. Mainer sprints forward and hits a fore-arm to the head and then grabs TK by big chunks of blonde hair and shoves him face-first into the cage. TK throws his arms up for the block but it still hits him hard as Mainer hits another Sweep Kick to bring the big man off of his feet. Mainer goes and reclaims the dropped hammer from before and as TK gets up Mainer lobs the hammer where it nails him straight between the eyes. A good strategy seemingly lobbing a blunt object at The God of Thunder but this was a terrific mistake as he got VERY angry from this. TK charged Mainer and took him down with a Hellacious tackle and mounted him nailing a series of very painful looking concrete block shots to the face. TK continues to bring the thunder raining down on Mainer’s face until he appears satisfied.
Edison: How in God’s Green Earth does a man take a hammer to the face and brush it off like it was a cat scratch?! McNally: The same way you become a Triple Crown champion, beat 3 other men to win your World Heavyweight Title and go undefeated in challenging title matches four times? By being strong as an ox and tough as ALL HELL!
TK gets off of Mainer and showing absolutely zero respect and 500% power he grabs him by the head and yanks him off the floor to his feet. TK then takes Mainer’s head in both hands and throws it into the cage wall laughing as it bounces off like a basketball. TK then grabs Mainer by his legs and lifts him off the ground with a big swing twirling around in circles with Mainer floating around like he weighs nothing courtesy of the titanic strength of Thunderkiss. After feeling dizzy and ready to puke up some good spaghetti he lobs Mainer who hits the cage wall with a sickening thud and to the further surprise of TK a quick jolt of electricity sparks through as thanks to the referee official who has applied crocodile clippers for that horrid throw.
Edison: Woah! Mainer’s gotta’ be SHOCKED after that move! McNally: Puns never HAVE been your forte have they? Edison: No.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 28, 2009 16:45:04 GMT -5
Thunderkiss is now in control as the crocodile clips are removed from the cage wall. He grabs Psycho Butcher and lifts him off his feet before scoop slamming him to the concrete floor sharply. TK then hits repeated kicks to the chest followed by a big fat leg drop of 300+ pounds sandwiching Mainer into the concrete. This brutal series of pain is then followed up by TK grabbing Mainer by his hair and yanking him straight off the floor yet again. TK boots Mainer in the chest pushing him into the cage wall yet again back first. Mainer groans in pain clutching the small of his back allowing TK to capitalize and hook a vicious Bear Hug wrapping his arms around the waist with his python like arms and breaking Mainer in half with horrific wrenching. Mainer’s cries of pain are also cries of pleasure as he savours the pain.
Edison: Oh my God! You think how much Thunderkiss hurts when he’s doing ANYTHING to you and you imagine a brutal submission like that! This ain’t TK’s forte but he’s owning that bearhug! McNally: I’ll say! He can do what he wants to! He is a God after all!
TK after a good 40 seconds of wicked bear hugging Mainer who still has plenty of fight left in him decides to increase the pain by sprinting forwards and spearing him into the cage wall. He does this once, twice then three times with excellent run-up before letting Mainer go who is quite battered from this harsh assault. TK steps to the side and charges up a Big Boot but Mainer rolls out of the way again finally getting out of reach of The Thunderman. TK turns around to see Mainer pirouette and deliver a harsh judo chop to the neck. Any normal man even under the influence of otherworldly demons would have folded like an accordion but the chop has the same effect as lobbing a chocolate orange at someone. A lot of pain but nothing that will take you out. TK has the confidence to unleash a hearty laugh right in the face of his adversary.
McNally: You know you’re screwed when you throw your best strike at your opponent and he just laughs in your face. Edison: Yup, I’m just waiting for TK to follow up on the off-
WHAM! A STRAIGHT sharp punch right to the bridge of the nose.
Edison: Nevermind.
Mainer just looks at TK like he’s mental and smiles mocking TK’s hearty laugh with a mimic of it’s own. TK is infuriated and once again the two engage in another scrap. TK thinking the only way to keep Mainer at bay with a weapon acts on this plan by booting in the chest sending him to the floor. TK turns and examines the cage wall behind him looking for a close weapon. With his extended reach he stands on tip-toes and grabs a big sledgehammer and he wrenches it off the wall with a big grin on his face. When he turns Mainer is straight in with a poke to the eyes taking the hammer right out of his hands before swinging for the fences and smashing him in the back of the right leg. TK grunts and drops to one knee like a sack of bricks as Mainer slings the hammer over his shoulder and twirls 360 hoping for a devastating headshot. TK narrowly ducked his head before rising up with a sharp uppercut to Mainer which takes him off the ground and to the floor. TK then grabs the hammer and raises it triumphantly in the air.
Edison: UHOH! TK, sledgehammer, Danny on the floor! This is NOT looking pretty for the ex-international champion! McNally: This is MAINER’S match concept and he’s been getting spanked for the majority of this match!
TK watches as Mainer crawls onto all fours celebrating with the sledgehammer getting the crowd way behind him with awesome crowd influence. Holding the hammer in one hand he extends his free arm with a thumbs up like a Roman Emperor before turning it upside down. He then takes the sledgehammer in both hands and brings it smashing down onto Mainer’s skull with wicked authority. An audible crack can be heard in a shot that would KILL a normal man but Mainer barely manages to survive. One has to wonder if the match is over already after a brutal shot like that! The crowd cringes with disgust as TK has zero remorse on his face whatsoever. Mainer appears to be unconscious and he points to the referee to start the count. The referee begins the long count to twenty and by 5, Mainer hasn’t stirred in the slightest as Thunderkiss parades around the cage with the hammer overhead like he’s the best there ever was. Like he truly is the lord of the land.
Edison: Oh my word! That blunt shot straight to the back of the head should have KILLED him! McNally: With that velocity and THAT kinda’ speed, you’re right but this ain’t normal people we’re dealing with!
It seems like Mainer will never move and honestly, if it weren’t for the fact that TK wanted to make sure Mainer NEVER forgot this experience he could have quite easily walked out of the cage. TK mercifully throws the sledgehammer to one side and pulls Mainer up off the floor. However, Mainer was faking the delayed pain and responds immediately with a shot deliberately aimed at the left testicle and it hit precisely on the money. TK wept a tear as he dropped to both knees while Mainer quickly scooted out of the combat zone. Grabbing the sledgehammer he breaks it over his knee and stuffs it through a hole in the cage wall so as to remove it entirely from play. He then looks around for another weapon to use. He figures that if he wants to get a victory he wants to do it in style and so he scales the cage wall as TK begins to take notice of him.
McNally: Where is Mainer going? This ain’t no regular cage match! Edison: Woahwoahwoah look up at the ceiling! There is some NASTY stuff up there! I can see a table strapped to the roof and there’s a ladder on the floor! There’s also… oh my God is that what I think it is? McNally: Looks like a Flymo hedge trimmer to me! I’ve got one myself!
Mainer hangs from the roof of the cage by his finger tips as he scales towards as TK tries to reach up and grab him. Mainer brings his legs up to the cage wall to achieve dodging of said offensive.
Danny Mainer: ”Chase me big boy!”
Thunderkiss: I’m bringing you down from the sky ya’ little gnat!
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 28, 2009 16:45:32 GMT -5
TK doesn’t need any further prompting and grab the ladder from off the concrete floor. Holding it at its lowest point it’s basically a mere case of getting a good shot on Danny to bring him tumbling down however Mainer isn’t willing to come down just yet. TK attempts to swing at Danny but Danny kicks his legs out to absorb the shock Mainer tries fumbling with the straps on the table while hanging on to the ceiling with one hand. Soon the table drops from the ceiling and lands on the floor a few feet away from TK while he lines up a second shot. TK takes a run up and yet another swing but Mainer swings himself out the way in the last iote. Mainer drops down behind TK and hits a huge dropkick sending him cascading face first into the ladder which slams into the cage painfully. TK lands slumped on the floor with a bruise beginning to form on his forehead while Mainer starts to set up the table.
McNally: I think Mainer’s about to try and do something positively deadly here! Edison: NAAAAW, you think?
And Mainer does that, he goes to grab TK and drags him towards the table throwing him ontop of it facing the roof of the cage. Mainer then delivers a quick-fore arm to the chest of Thunderkiss to stun him as he drowsily reaches for the ladder. He slowly with some degree of effort drags it closer to the table. Mainer then scales the ladder as TK has yet to move from his dangerous and unenviable position on the table. Mainer misses a step by mistake and completely falls off the ladder having to restart his climb again. Mainer slowly, tentatively drags himself up along the ladder being careful not to miss a rung this time and reaches the top of his perch looking down at TK below who’s weight is barely supported by the table. Mainer raises an arm in glorious triumph as the crowd heckle him and he leaps off with the body splash. The hit connects and TK smashes through the table with ease.
McNally: Are you gonna’ say it in this match or WHAT?! Come on Ed. This has to be it! Edison: Dangerous? Nah I’m waiting for this to step up a LIIIIIITLE more.
Mainer went to the cage door and tried desperately to get the referee to open it, clawing his fingers around the cage wall and headbutting it as TK was left to lie in the wreckage hopelessly abandoned. After about five seconds of Mainer pleading TK was soon up though from the table collision and climbing up the ladder behind Mainer for some absolutely absurd reason. He reached up and unstrapped the hedge trimmer looking to bring a HELL of a lot of pain to The Butcher. He revs up the engine which makes Mainer go pure white in the face as it audibly grumbles behind him operating off of some strong ass petrol. Mainer turns and is slashed straight across the chest with this gardening tool leaving a thick, juicy trail of red across his torso which dribbles down along his stomach. TK then does it the other side making an X shape as Mainer screams in pain dropping to his knees.
Edison: DAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS McNally: Look at all that blood!
TK marks it off with a signature moment by throwing a big boot straight to the lacerated chest of Mainer sending him flying into the cage wall. He flops onto his face as bloody saturates the concrete floor. TK switches off the engine of the hedge trimmer and throws it to one side looking for another weapon to finish the job with. He pushes the ladder up against the cage wall and climbs up it to grab a staple gun which is nailed to the cage wall. He then hops down and stands tall over Mainer placing the cold steel device from hell onto his back firing off a staple which tears through the flesh effortlessly causing yet another screaming and bloody to dribble out. Mainer elbowed TK in the cock however and his hold was swayed. Mainer leapt up and hit The Psycho Holiday but he fell backwards into the cage which was electrified keeping TK on his feet but just barely.
Edison: This match is so dangerous right now I honestly can’t think what these two can put each other through! McNally: I have no idea either!
The two exchange glances as both back on their feet they engage into a wild brawl. Fists begin to fly in this late goings of the match just like it did the beginning but eventually TK’s strength wins out dropping Danny back towards the cage wall. TK attempts to hit the Box Office Smash to the chest sending Mainer slamming into the wall but Mainer combat rolls out of the way and grabs for a weapon as TK attempts to do a repeat on the rebound. When he does this however all he gets is an upward shot with a crowbar to the nose knocking a lot of sense straight out of him. TK falls to one knee and Mainer jumps onto his back driving the prongs into his forehead raking the flesh agonizingly. TK yells in pain as the brutality continues to wreak havoc on TK’s head. Thunderkiss with his face being ripped apart looks to the referee though and calls in The Electrical Storm which is due in exactly 60 seconds. Mainer finally manages to rip the tough as old boots skin on TK’s forehead and blood dribbles down his face.
Edison: What a brutal match!!! McNally: That crowbar right to the head is disgusting, TK’s bleeding bad but nowhere near like Mainer is, his torso is completely coated in crimson!
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 28, 2009 16:46:13 GMT -5
And that indeed is the case, Mainer is completely red on the chest as the blood continues to dribble from the two gashes on the torso while the electricity charges. Mainer grabs TK’s head and whacks his head into the cage before grinding the open, bloody wound into the steel mesh to make it worse as Alicia’s magical ash mixes in with TK’s blood preventing him from hitting 500% even after the match is finished to his chagrin. TK’s cries are ignored by Mainer who just wicked boots the back of TK’s head into the face of the cage wall. TK quickly lands a swift roaring hook to the face sending Mainer flying backwards. TK looks quickly for a weapon as the countdown is ticking, he grabs the battered steel chair before and swings at Mainer with whiplash inducing speed as Mainer sprints towards him. The sound of steel on flesh makes a thunderous clap and the chair completely wraps around the neck of Mainer. Blood splatter everywhere from this horrific assault and Mainer passes out as only 10 seconds remain left on the clock before the Electrical Storm. TK takes the chair off of the bloody head of Mainer and he dead-lifts him from the ground straight above his head military press style. Edison: OH NO, WHAT IS HE GONNA’ DO?! THIS’LL TOAST HIM! How many volts is in that?!McNally: If I know Thunderkiss it’ll be 500% the amount a human body can stand!TK lifts Mainer up and down over his head showing off as the crowd count down with him, the lights begin to dim in the warehouse as he continues to show off. FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE! BZzTT PsShT! CRASH! Edison: DANGEROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!McNally: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!The Heaven’s Door which sends Mainer flying through the air and into the cage hits with such horrifying speed, sickening impact and a high rate of power that the cage COMPLETELY collapses. Mainer and TK have literally brought the house down as the crowd back in the arena chant for both men who now lie motionlessly in this rubble mesh of steel. Phillip Jones: ”LADIES AND GENTLEMEN as a result of destruction of the cage I am disappointed to announce to you that this match is in fact a TIE!”The crowd aren’t happy with the result and neither are the wrestlers in the cage but neither of them seem conscious enough to do anything about it. Mainer is no doubt completely destroyed from the electrocution and TK will have been hit by the sparks of the cage which have been severely overloaded. TK however won’t have had it anywhere NEAR as bad as Mainer will have. The match comes to a close but the night most certainly hasn’t.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 28, 2009 16:46:43 GMT -5
“Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust” Credit: Echo, Thunderkiss [The dust hasn’t been allowed to settle when it is sent back on vacation by an Earth rattling explosion of wood and concrete. A huge hole opens up from the side of the abandoned warehouse and in its place is 20 tons of out of control fury. At first glance, one may think the driver of this big rig may have taken a wrong turn, however as we soon discover, they have made it to the right truck stop. Echo’s intent was to pierce the cage with its power and much to her disappointment, Thunderkiss and Mainer have beat her to the punch. To avoid the cage’s fate she slams on the break and the sound of screeching metal reverberates throughout the structure. For Thunderkiss, this is not the sound of annoyance, but rather a wake up call. From the debris he rises, back in his astral form now that Alicia’s efforts have collapsed along with the Abattoir.] [glow=00BFFF,2,300]Mr. 500%: Bitch knows how to make an entrance.[/glow] [Echo leaps out of the drivers side door and lands on neutral ground, directly in between Thunderkiss and Danny Mainer. In an almost wild west showdown fashion, she stares down Thunderkiss and he returns the favor. Adrenaline drowns every blood cell in their bodies as they wait for the other to make the first move. Just when it appears that Thunderkiss will draw his "gun" first, the prize that lays in between man and woman beats them both to the punch.] [glow=00BFFF,2,300]Mr. 500%: Well, look who has come out to play.[/glow] [Jashin spews forth from Mainer’s body and at first glance it is apparent that this battle has cost him dearly. Though he was not involved directly, he has shared his Earthly vessel’s pain, the price one such as him must pay for possession. Immediately he tries to flee, but his twisted legs only cause him to return to the ground from where he came forth. Carefully and cautiously Echo and Thunderkiss approach knowing full well that it is certainly not beyond Jashin’s limits to be cunning and deceitful.] Jashin: T-T-T-hunderkiss ... help me ... please ... grant me mercy. [glow=00BFFF,2,300]Mr. 500%: And tell me, why would I want to do that[/glow]? Jashin: I gave you everything you wanted; I gave you your dreams! [glow=00BFFF,2,300]Mr. 500%: Yes, all for the pleasure of taking them away later. This is the end of the road, Jashin. There will be no more preying on the souls of the innocent and those who are anything but.[/glow] [Jashin tries to continue to plea for his life; Thunderkiss will hear no more of it. With his massive boot, he pins the demon’s tongue to the floor causing the rest of its body to fail around on the floor like a fish out of water. With a touch of sorrow in his voice, he turns his head in the direction of Echo and begins the process of washing his hands free of sin.] [glow=00BFFF,2,300]Mr. 500%: This has been a tiring ordeal, Echo, and I sincerely do not want to go another ten rounds with you after being trapped inside that monstrosity for the last half hour. I also know full well what may happen to you if you do not meet your objective. I will step aside and allow you the pleasure of sending this thing on his much deserved vacation. [/glow] [She's obviously come prepared; Echo's trenchcoat sweeps aside and she draws an impossibly large handgun, cocking the hammer back.] Echo: Good. Jashin: NO! Get away from me. NO! NO!!! [Not even giving Jashin the dignity of seeing the weapon leveled at him, Echo lines up the sights with the back of the creature's head, and a single rune shimmers over the barrel.] Echo: Xi'hakmin dharash vil Infernus. So it is to all who defy the Seven. [Without a second thought the killing blow is then finally administered without a hint of mercy. An ear drum piercing howl precedes the unraveling of the beast’s DNA. Within a matter of seconds all that remains of Jashin is ash.] [glow=00BFFF,2,300]Mr. 500%: Ashes to ashes.[/glow] [It’s over. Finally over. It has been over six years since he was seduced by Jashin’s offering of power and fame. While he has achieved both over that time it has been abundantly clear to Thunderkiss that it was he who was responsible for his achievements and he alone. Jashin may have provided a spark but it was he who lit the fuse. In the end, this parasite is no different than the countless others who have latched themselves upon Thunderkiss over the course of his life. Just like all those who have followed before him, Jashin has now shared their fate. The monkey has finally been lifted off his back and with it, so goes his perfect form.] Thunderkiss: Dust to dust.[Jashin’s life is not the only thing to have come to an end tonight. The friendly (and at times, not so friendly) rivalry of Echo and Thunderkiss is now nearing its final minutes. While neither will walk away from this experience with a new friendship, feelings of respect tickle the egos of both persons. Desiring to say goodbye, Thunderkiss inches his way closer to his hellish counterpart but stops dead in his tracks as a new set of runes begins to take shape. Echo crouches next to the kill, slicing her palm open and dribbling a small circle of blood around the pile of ashes. She leans forward and seemingly braces herself for something.] Echo: The target has been rendered silent. Confirm. [In the split second after she finishes speaking, reality seems to tear itself apart above her. The hints of a swirling vortex glisten in the air around Echo's back and shoulders, and slowly, a titanic, ethereal form rises from her, protruding at the waist from her body. It towers over anything still standing, casting an impressive shadow over the wreckage, and the distinct scent of cinnamon permeates the air as it straightens up. A scarlet shroud covers its armored body, and ram horns protrude from the sides of its hood. Echo's benefactor seems to have made an appearance.] Count Vhal'kanis: So it has. [His voice is obscenely deep, and as per his last appearance, a vague hint of crackling fire underscores his every word.] Vhal'kanis: Well done. The Marquis would likely have preferred him alive, but I find this outcome entirely acceptable. Echo: Thanks, Boss. So, um...we straight?
Vhal'kanis: Picture perfect. You will be compensated shortly.
Thunderkiss: Compensated? Who are you, her pimp?
[Echo sighs with mild frustration, and the Count's leonine head swings to one side, eyeing Mr. 500% briefly.]
Vhal'kanis: You address the Aeshma-Daeva, little one. Tread carefully.
Thunderkiss: I might actually do that if I knew what that exactly meant. As far as I’m concerned, you’re just another spook. I’ve already cleaned my teeth with one toothpick tonight, if you don’t check that stare you’re giving me pal, I’m going to make it two.
[Silence ensues for a few painful seconds, during which Echo cringes slightly and the Count muses on this. He pauses, tensing up, and Echo squeezes her eyes shut so she doesn't have to watch what's about to happen... ...and then he laughs.
It starts out as just a light, amused chuckle, but devolves after a couple seconds into full-on laughter, shaking the Count's body as he throws his head back and practically howls. A hand rests on his hooded forehead, and his shoulders tremble with the force of his mirth. Only after a full minute or so does he finally settle, wheezing slightly from loss of breath.]
Vhal'kanis: That....that was perfect. Ah, to be human and 'invincible' again.
[Still trying to contain a half-chuckle, he begins fading once more, addressing Echo a final time before he's gone.]
Vhal'kanis: My thanks, Echo. For both the task and the entertainment.
Echo: (weakly) No problem, Boss.
[She rises as well after a moment, dusting herself off and turning to go.]
Echo: You're pretty damn fortunate to be material still, let alone alive.
[On her way out the door, she hesitates, turning back to look at Thunderkiss.]
Echo: ...Thanks for the assist. You did all right, and even if you're dumb as a rock, you've at least got decent intentions.
Echo: And stop hanging around with angels. They'll fuck you over just as bad as we will. Except maybe Jibrel, she's pretty good about that kind of thing.
[With that, Echo strides out into the night and is gone. Thunderkiss takes a minute to contemplate her advice and then brushes it aside with a wink up to the heavens. It is at that instant that it hits him - he has forgotten about Danny Mainer. He quickly returns his focus to the middle of the warehouse where his body once lay motionless only to discover it has no vanished. Thunderkiss’ heart begins to pound out of his chest as he pivots his head in all directions expecting a blind side attack. None comes. The sound of an engine purring from outside tells him why and he makes haste before Mainer can follow in Echo’s footsteps.]
[TO BE CONTINUED]
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 28, 2009 16:48:36 GMT -5
Reserved for Segment
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 28, 2009 16:48:53 GMT -5
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 28, 2009 16:49:45 GMT -5
Segment: Jay Zero vs. Jake Steele: ACW World Heavyweight Championship: Video Package Credit: Jake Steele Merely moments away from our Main Event, the camera shoots over to a bird’s eye view of the ring. It is empty, awaiting it’s final competitors of the night. As it, and everyone else sits in anticipation, we begin to hear the announce team of Maxwell McNally and ‘Fast’ Eddie Edison speaking about the event.Maxwell McNally: Well ladies and gentlemen, we’re at the end of the night and you all know what that means; we’re in for one hell of a contest. ‘Fast’ Eddie Edison: It’s going to be an all out war, Maxie! These two want blood, they want respect, and most of all they want to be able to walk out and say that they are the highest pinnacle in Alpha Championship Wrestling - the World Heavyweight Champion! Maxwell McNally: And with that, we now cut to the Alphatron, were we will show you exactly how all of this began! Cut to the titantron where the video package begins from the very beginning…[Click Here for Hype Music]Meltdown, January 15, 2009: The AllianceZero: Problem for you is - I just brought some bigger guns! Heh! So Senator, take a good look at what stands before you! You got Jake Steele, one of the brightest, hardest-working break out superstar to ever grace ACW! -- well, besides myself, of course! Hah! And then you got the ACW World Tag Team Champions! The dominate "Exemplar" also known as XS3! -- and the massive powerhouse that's ALWAYS hungry to put a hurtin' on some lucky fella' - Thunder Train! Sen.. these guys? They're better than you! They're bigger, they're stronger, and they're much younger than you! Take a good look Senator, because these men make up that fine entourage that I left your measly, undeserving group for! For tonight Senator, you stand before the group that will soon rock ACW from it's entire foundation! Before you stands!
RSXZ! [/size] [/b][/color] The scene of all four men standing side by side is shown, before it cuts to various clips of the carnage these men did in the short time they were unified. Then it cuts to very last words in the meeting they had on an episode of Warfare, which regarded Junior Executive, Craig Lewis. [/center] Zero: ...So if Craig Lewis feels the need to keep pushing and poking at us - well boys, I think something's got to be done about that...
A sadistic smile comes over Jay Zero's face as he looks back and forth at his men.. [/center] [At this point the original hype music halts, and switches to some more dramatic styled music.]Meltdown January 19th: The HitWorker: Let's go, this way! This way, hurry! Kevin: What's going on? Worker: Come on! No time to waste! The worker scurries off, motioning for the medics to follow him down the hallway. Curious, Jay Zero begins to follow the man himself. Turning a few corners and walking down several long corridors, the voices of men begin to grow louder and louder as a larger crowd is gathered. Beginning to get angry, Zero pushes past some workers.Zero: Get the hell outta my way! MOVE! He pushes and shoves, making his way towards the front of the line where it quickly begins to turn into what seems to be a murder scene. Shattered glass, furniture flipped all over, and very noticeably, a hole busted inside of the wall. It appears now that we are in Chairman Gingerdudes office... and as Zero reaches the front, we find plenty of workers surrounding a fallen victim to some harsh, cruel destruction. The man? Junior Executive Craig Lewis. With blood pouring down his face and his clothes truly torn, Zero's eyes open up wide as he begins to realize who it is.Medic: Get out of the way! Bring in the stretcher! This way! This way! Zero: ...Wha- Zero begins to look around the office. It's truly a huge mess... Everything seems to be the aftermath of some wild, crazed hurricane. Nothing looks the same and all has been destroyed - most importantly, Craig Lewis has been destroyed. The carnage here seems to be as if it was an entire groups doing... A group that may have wanted revenge. Kevin: Who did this? Staff Member: Nobody knows! No witnesses, no ideas, nothing! Secretary came into the office not even 5 minutes ago and found him this way. He's a wreck. Warfare January 25th: The PowerZero: This World Heavyweight Title is the top prize that ACW has to offer, and I, Jay Zero am the one in control of it! So with that being said, as of this very moment, let it be known that I am not just ACW Champion Jay Zero...
You can now call me - Commissioner. The crowd loudly boos, but his fellow members of RSXZ all begin to applaud as they slide into the ring alongside of him. Zero: Ohh yes, that's right! COMMISSIONER! As long as Ginger is gone and Craig Lewis is in recovery, Jay Zero is in charge around here! I've been saying it for weeks now and I guess I've been right about it all along! This is MY show! And as of now, it officially is! Hahaha![/b] Ragnarok: The DeathA clip of the International Triple Threat is shown in black and white, it’s at the very end just after JOYTOY interference. [/center] Maxwell McNally: She had a powder in her bag! “Fast” Eddie Edison: Hold on, look at-ANOTHER ROCK BOTTOM!! Edison is indeed right! As Steele got powder in his eyes, RDK and TK got to their feet, TK was distracted by JOYTOY's arrival to the match, and RDK caught him into a Rock Bottom!! Both men are laid flat out, with RDK holding no energy left to make the cover. Jake Steele falls backwards, blinded by the powder, but on top of Thunderkiss, making an unintentional cover!! ONE!
TWO!!
THREEEEE!!!! Philip: Here is your winner..... Jake STEEEEEELE!!!!!!!!
...And still the International Champion, due to the "Pin The Champion" stipulation.... Macho Man RDK!!!!Jake Steele lays on his stomach in confusion from the announcement, and screams “WHAT THE FUCK!” as the scene fades into a black and white view of the very end of the World Heavyweight title match. [/center] Senator Phillips, for his part, tries to lean over and grab onto the ropes behind Zero's back, but Jay Zero is not to be thwarted, and instead of jumping to his side, he wrenches the Senator away from the ropes, by flipping forward into a steamroller press. Amazingly enough, Zero somehow holds on through the impact, using the momentum to roll up to his feet, Phillips still in the fireman carry, and now hits a devastating Zero Darkness right in the middle of the ring! The champ crawls over on the mat, dragging his fatigued, battered body just far enough to make a sloppy cover... ... ...1 ... ...2 ... ...3!
Following the bell ringing, the rest of RSXZ comes to congratulate him. Jake Steele and Train congratulate him on the mic, then Zero speaks about XS3’s failures, which of course leads to… [/center] Zero licks his lips, grabbing hold of his World Title and clutching it tightly in his hands. XS3 shakes his head, pleading “No.” Just then, as Steele and Thundertain stand beside him, they listen to the given command that slowly slips off of Jay Zero’s tongue.
“Now.”
Boom! But wait! Suddenly, Jake Steele crashes to the mat and Thunder Train drops down to his knees, pounding heavy, clubbing fists wherever he can hit an open shot! The crowd stands, all looking into the ring not very sure what to make of the situation. XS3 steps back, completely lost over what is going on. Thunder Train is demolishing Jake Steele, and Jay Zero is just standing there watching. ‘Fast’ Eddie Edison [/b]: Holy crap, Maxy! Thundertrain is beating the tar out of Steele! What’s come over him?! [/center] Zero turns his body, ordering for Thunder Train to lift Jake Steele up. He grabs hold of Jakes shirt and with a vigorous, powerful tug, he lifts him straight to his feet before whipping him back first into the turnbuckles! XS3 simply doesn’t know what to do. Looking nervous, he looks back and forth at Jay and Train screaming “What are you doing?!” Zero continues to shout commands to Thunder Train who straightforwardly listens. Pounding his massive forearms and fists into Steeles skull, Zero begins to find comfort. Moving forward in the clip a bit, still in black and white, we are forced to relive this night. Steele begins to stumble out from the corner, dropping to a knee as he does so. XS3 does his best to keep Train and Zero at bay. Steele looks to pick himself back up, but Zero rushes forward in a sprint across the ring! He swings his World Title and with a thunderous wallop, he nearly takes off Jake Steele’s head with a big shot to the forehead! ~WHACK~ The clip is slowed down to show the true impact just as the championship gold formally meets Jake Steeles face. Falling to his “grace”, Steele is now completely laid out in the middle of the ring! XS3 trying to push Train and Zero away from his close friend. [/center] [Resume Hype Music at 1:06 - 1:33]Commissioner Zero: See, your problem Steele is that you’re too damn cocky! You’re so confident in yourself, you forget sometimes what exactly your goal is! Tonight, YOU were supposed to bring home the gold, and your self-righteous attitude got the best of you, so you screwed that one up! RSXZ has no room for failures like yourself Jake Steele! And trust me when I say this, - this is all in the best interest of the group Steele!
Unfortunately for you, you’re not in this group anymore! You're out! Warfare, February 5th: The BanCommissioner Zero: As Commissioner, not only can I control what matches are going to be made, and not only do I decide who is lucky enough to get certain title matches... but I also can control other aspects of the ACW industry - for example, pyrotechnisians! Production! Commentary! And well - even security measures!
That's right. For those of you that just jumped to their feet, ranting and raving for Jake Steele to run out here and make a huge scene, well - sorry, but that entrance video is the most that you'll be seeing of Jake Steele tonight! As a matter of fact, that's the most you'll be seeing him at all! Because as Commissioner, what I say goes, and right now, I have a product to share with the World! I, Jay Zero run this entire company and as a security measure, I have officially BANNED Jake Steele from my ACW Arena until further notice! Meltdown, February 12th: The ReturnZero then spins XS3 around and brings him onto his shoulders in an impressive display of power. XS3 struggles to fight the move but on this night, he cannot do so and Zero hits the Zero Darkness with authority (HAR HAR). The ref slowly re-enters the ring and sees Zero hooking XS3's leg. The ref counts the 1 and the 2… and then the 3. Bell rings. Phillip Jones: And your winner - and still the ACW World Heavyweight Champion! Jay! ZERRRRROOOO! MONEY
MONEY
MONEY
MONEY
CAKE
...I need da cake nigga... The people go crazy! Then long moments pass... and nothing. The smile on Zero's face says it all. Commissioner Zero: God - you people are so friggin' gullible! Did you really think that somehow, someway HE was making some magnificent return? Even after I banned him from all of ACW? Heh - keep dreaming. Because just like last week, Jake Steele is banned, and he will stay banned until I see fit! And do you know why? 'Cause I'm Commissioner Zero! I'm the Authority! And what I say - goes...[/color] ALLOW ME TO REINTRODUCE MYSELF! This time Jake Steele really comes out, and he has dozens of guards behind him. He looks serious, walking towards the ring as Zero stops him. Jake Steele - You wanna walk in dis bitch, week in and week out like you own da place, well newsflash muthafucka - you don't own shit! Cause I been waitin', bidin' my time to let these people build up they hate for you, let them want to rip yo fuckin' head off... so I could let them know da truth![/color] Commissioner Zero: What the HELL are you talking about?Jake Steele - Oh now you don't know shit, right? Aight... let me refresh yo memory den... I'm talkin' about what you did to Craig Lewis! I'm talkin' about how YOU took him out![/color] Zero's eyes widen with shock and so does the entire ACW arena, just as the cops begin approaching Zero. Zero's security comes out and grabs Steele and as XS3, Thunder Train and Macho all come out it turns into a giant brawl. This leads to the sound of the final music coming in, the war music pumping now. [Adrenaline]Cut to Zero hitting Steele with the title, then slapping him the face as the guards hold him back. *BAM* Cut to Steele being thrown onto the security guards by Train. *BAM* Cut to XS3 hitting the Shadow Step onto Train. *BAM* Cut to Zero hitting the Zero Darkness on XS3. *BAM* Cut to XS3 hitting the Shadow Step on Zero, followed by Steele hitting the Right In Yo Face to Zero. *BAM* Cut to Zero hitting the Zero Chance on Steele. *BAM* Final Cut to a split screen shot of Steele holding up the World Heavyweight Championship, while on the other screen Zero is also holding up the World Heavyweight Championship, both have their own confident expressions and it means a lot as the words of Gingerdude are heard one last time before this concludes: "Jay Zero, you WILL be defending your ACW World Heavyweight Championship Title whether you like it or not - and whose your opponent? Jake Steele!" Fade as we now go back to the ring...
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