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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 12, 2009 17:03:34 GMT -5
Pop Tarts Dan White Content with defeating Fallen Souls earlier on in the night, Dan White deserves the right to celebrate. As you'd expect, you'd imagine he would be celebrating his first victory over Fallen Souls ever by going out drinking with his mates, The Royles. Indeed, Dan is with The Royles, but they're in a somewhat different climate.Biggin: Bloody hell Dan, it's cold as ice! McGroin: Yeah man I can't feel my toes! Dan rolls his eyes, as the trio walk alongside a road, not far away from the arena. But the road is a bit of a bumpy one, and clearly isn't part of the main road scheme on ACW island. It's a bitterly cold night, and The Royles have wrapped up warm, showing their unmanliness. Dan sighs as they show to be lifting something heavy, although the camera doesn't quite show what the object is.Dan: All right, we're here. The trio put the object down across the road. There's a small pop as the camera shows a spike strip, like the ones used in your local police force. If your local police force isn't as inept as mine and only actually bothers to try and solve a case if it's murder or rape.Dan: I still don't know how the hell you two got this thing. The Royles look at each other with shifty eyes.Biggin: Erm, let's just say we lured them out. McGroin: Yeah....lured..... Dan looks at the duo, eyebrows raised.Dan: Whatever, you've nicked worse. Anyways, we just have to play the waiting game now. Biggin: You sure he lives here? Dan: Aye, definitely. He's such a pretentious prick that he actually bought himself an isolated cottage away from the city. He said the city was glamourising fun and uniqueness, and that it didn't have enough “integrity” or “pureness”. McGroin: Fucking hell, he sounds like a fucking AMISH. There's laughter from Biggin and Dan for the outburst. It's not like McGroin to come out with such a masterful one-liner, but this time it does the job.Dan: Ahaha, well, I think that's us sorted now. What next? He looks at the Royles, who smirk back.Dan/Royles: TO THE PUB!! There's laughter amongst the three as they make their way back towards the arena, with Biggin pulling his coat up to try and keep warm. But will their plan work? And if you're clueless, who are they actually trying to get? We'll find out soon enough.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 12, 2009 17:05:35 GMT -5
Segment: Brudah Brudah Brudah (Credit: RDK) Kevin Anderson: Macho Man RDK, after having caught wind of this riot outside the ACW arena, what do you have to say about the matter? Macho: Well to put it simple Mr. Anderson, The Macho Man could care less! There are many more fans of machomania then there are haters! This is clearly the doing of the TRAYUN! The fans begin to boo the mention of the Assistant Commisioner. RDK cocks an eyebrow before adjusting the positioning of his title over his shoulder. Kevin Anderson: If this is his doing, Mr. Kanyon...then what do you plan to do about it? Macho: Theres really nothin' a Mach can do, brudah! Theres always gonna be a few jabronis who aren't fans of MachoMania...but they'll never compare to THE MILLIONS.... ...AND MILLIONS... Macho: ...Of my MachoManiacs! OoOoH Yeaah! The crowd's response seems to lack a little oompf as compared to his previous responses. But its still full of MachoMania support and thats all that RDK requires. He gives a nod to the camera before looking back at Kevin Anderson. Macho: Frankly Kevin Anderson, it doesn't matter what I'm thinkin' or what I plan to do...cause at the end of the day, it all comes down to what them potlickers are gonna do! I KNOW it was the Train who got that rally goin', and its the TRAIN who wants a piece of the Macho Man! Train brudah, if you want a piece....The Macho Man R-D-K is here to take up that challenge! OoOoH Yeaah! You can come on down with the pancakes, I'll bring the Jemima...cause I know your fat ass loves to eat! YEAH! Laughter ensues among members of the crowd here tonight, and RDK breaks a little chuckle himself before wrapping things up. Macho: Bring your A-Game, Train. Cause whether or not you're the commissioner...you got to BEAT ME to get this gold that sits over my shoulder...and that ain't no easy task! Seeya soon tubs...seeya REAL soon! YEAAH! RDK pushes Kevin out of the way before leaving the backstage area with his title in toe. We cut to commercials.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 12, 2009 17:05:52 GMT -5
”Call of Booty” Credit: Danny Mainer Sat on the locker room couch in front of his portable TV with Danny Mainer’s eyes locked deep in focus as he stares at the screen swaying left and right overenthusiastically as he mashes buttons hoping to achieve victory on the battlefields of Call of Duty: World at War. He laughs like a maniac when he kills people and throws tantrums when he’s shot, which is more often the latter then the prior in any and all honesty as he tries to blast the Wehrmacht scum to shreds with the use of only a pistol. He yells lewd obscenities down the headset in a manner that will no doubt get him banned from the system as he continues to die repeatedly with the losers that habituate the Xbox 24/7. Ray just sits and leans on the back of the sofa casually waiting for something interesting to take his eye. With a bottle of Jack Daniels clasped like a miser to a coin in his right hand he takes a swig of it while looking around the room. Finally his eventual distraction comes when loving niece Charlotte King steps through the door looking furious as always.Danny Mainer: ”FUCKSHITHELL! 2-25! MY RECORD ON THIS GAME IS WORSE THEN JASON FREEMAN’S!!! AAARGGHHHHH!”Ray raises his eyebrows a little as Charlotte storms straight up to him and pokes him harshly in the chest causing a drop of JD to dribble out the corner of his mouth.Charlotte King: “YOU! You’re the bastard that took my phone. I know exactly what you did and I hope you got your jollies out of it because now I’ve got love letters plastered all over my door! Dave thought I was playing hard to get!” Raymond King: ”The guy doesn’t give up? Well uhh… that’s sweet.”SLAP! Straight to the mouth. Ray reels in pain checking his jaw as it goes numb, Charlotte is already at the end of her tether.Raymond King: ”What the Hell was that for?!”Charlotte King: “You’re the only person I know that’d use the expression big boy… especially to someone like him!!!” Raymond King: ”DANNY wrote it.”Charlotte King: “I don’t care if you wrote it, Danny wrote it or even if the bleeding Bronte sisters wrote it Ray! I want my phone back and I want YOU to stop screwing around with me. I’m already THIS CLOSE to filling complaints against b-“ Danny Mainer: ”BWALOOOAARRGGHHHHHH! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!”Both turn to look at Danny who is now on his side, shaking like a retard and foaming at the mouth at his 20-750 defeat on Call of Duty. Both Ray and Charlotte forget their worries as Danny begins to throw a fit on the couch.Charlotte King: “Can’t people hear him on the headset?” Raymond King: ”It’s switched off, I don’t want my account suspended… though I do have a hell of a lot of work to do to get my ratio up now.”Before the argument can resume Danny interrupts yet again.Danny Mainer: ”NOHOHOOOO! BECAUSE OF MY LACK OF ABILITY HITLER HAS TAKEN OVER THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD! AAHAAAAAAAHAAAANOOOOOOO! YOU STUPID PRIIIIIIICKSSSSSS!!!”The two start to hush, “there there” and baby Danny Mainer as they take a seat either rside of him on the couch as the screen turns to black. With Danny’s brutal and bitter loss to the Nazi’s of Call of Duty will he be able to hold himself together in the face of the funeral? Find out later tonight.FADE
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 12, 2009 17:06:06 GMT -5
Segment: Calling An Old “Friend” Credit: RDK/??
The scene opens up simply with Macho Man RDK sitting in his locker room, with a piece of paper in his hand. Actually, it’s a stack of papers and he seems to be reading it like a book… oh shit it is a book! Wait, no it’s not, it’s a… script?
Macho Man: Hey Iceman brudah… you can be The Mach’s wingman anytime! OoOoOoO YEAHHH!!
Macho smiles, feeling that he’s doing a good job with the Top Gun 2008 remake. He puts it down for a moment, and begins flexing with no one in the locker room but him. Then, in the midst of his Machoing, Macho Man and Britney Spears remix of “Womanizer” plays, which means that his cell phone is ringing.
GIMME GIMME MACH GIMME MACH GIMME GIMME MACH GIMME MACH
Macho Man picks the phone up from his bench and puts it to his ear, answering.
Macho Man: Hello, brudah?
*Muffled Voice*
Macho Man: What the hell do <YOU> want?[/b]
*Muffled Voice*
Macho Man: Look brudah, I’m not tryin’ to hear a sob story, I just want to know why you are callin’ me? I don’t have anything to do with you anymore, unless you want a rematch for the International Championship, but I doubt that’s gonna happen![/B]
*Muffled Voice*
Macho Man: Hmm… you’re going to have to let The Mach think on that one, brud … Cause I --
Then suddenly, as Macho is about to basically deny whatever offer he is receiving on the other line, something which is said catches his attention. RDK smirks, and nods his head in agreement.
Macho Man: You know what? The Mach is down for whatever. Just let me know when you need me, and I'll be there. That's guaranteed.
And with that, Macho hangs up the phone and makes his way out of the locker room, who was that? And what does he want with RDK? I guess time will only tell.
Segment: Macho pep talk (Credit: XS3/RDK)
After committing his plan against Thunder Train, XS3 is seen in his locker room just moments before he is going to face Jay Zero for the ACW World Heavyweight Championship. XS3 has his head inclined into his hands, begging God to give him an answer as to why things must be the way they are. XS3 finally stands up and goes over to his door.
XS3: Well... It's now or never.
XS3 then cracks his knuckles and flexes his neck once more before opening the door. Before he can leave, there is a notable figure in his way. Standing in front of XS3 is ACW International Champion The Macho Man RDK.
RDK: OoOoOoOoOoOOOH YEAAAAAAAAH!
XS3: Why it's my fellow Canadian! What can I do for ya?
RDK: Mind if I come in, brud? THE MACH WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD....
RDK is about to cut a promo right there, but XS3 shrugs with a smile on his face.
XS3: Not at all; go ahead!
RDK enters the room with the same swagger he had when he was getting ready for a title defense against Hitman all those years ago. RDK turns to face XS3 and places a hand on his shoulder.
RDK: Well, how you holding up? Are you ready to give Jay Zero the beating of his life? You ready to continue this battle with the Mach in our crusade against the Jabroni Boulevard?
XS3: Well, to be honest, I'm unsure of how to handle this. You saw how I took care of Thunder Train, eh? Well something tells me that the thing between us is not over. Knowing him, his stomach will kick in and he'll lumber down to the ring in an attempt to screw me out of the win. Plus, we all know that Zero is going to throw his tiny weight around and make the match go in his favour.
RDK nods before looking directly into XS3's eyes with a look that can only mean one thing: confidence.
RDK: Brudah, you're honestly worried about that fat sack of dough? If need be, I'll sprint down and take care of him... And as far as Jay Zero goes...
RDK lowers his sunglasses and raises an eyebrow before turning to XS3, inhaling deeply and looking into the camera..:
RDK: THE MACH HAS GOT ONE MESSAGE FOR JAY ZERO BRUDAH! You come on down runnin' your jabroni mouth about how you are the commisioner, how you are the A-C-W Champion? Well ya got another thing comin'! AS JEMIMA BE MY WITNESS, COME THUNDER, COME TRAIN...COME THE PIE IN THE SKY WITH RAIN...XS3 IS GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A REAL MACH! YEAAAAH! Kermit couldn't of said it better!
A small silence overtakes the room as XS3 looks on with a smirk creeping across his face.
RDK: Now then...do you think you can fullfill your childhood dream?
XS3 pauses and almost comically places a hand on his chin. After scratching his beard, he looks at RDK and nods before mightily proclaiming:
XS3: ...........................OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
With the crowd cheering in the background, XS3 and RDK draw each other in for a handshake followed by a bro-hug with RDK wishing XS3 one last bit of good luck. XS3 leaves the locker room full of piss and vinegar while RDK looks on with a smile on his face.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 12, 2009 17:06:24 GMT -5
Segment: Now it's personal Credit: Josh Robertson
The scene opens up with Josh Robertson heading out to the ACW superstar parking spaces in the parking lot. With a sports bag slung over his right shoulder he reaches into his left trouser pocket with his left hand and pulls out a key. He approaches a new looking shiny silver BMW M Roadster and heads to the driver side. He opens the car and nonchalantly chucks his sports bag onto the back seat before pushing driver seat back into position and sitting down. He turns the ignition and starts the engine to heads towards the exit.
Robertson turns on CFRL radio to listen to some rocking ballads as he turns out of the vicinity of the ACW arena onto a side road. As he drives down the bendy and winding road with only himself for company at this time of night he begins to zone out and hums along with the songs.
Robertson begins to contemplate his match earlier in evening as he heads deeper into the isolated country part of ACW island. It is hard to see Robertson's emotions or thoughts on the match as his facial expression remains the same cold, hard one that gives little to none away. Having done this journey on many occasions now Robertson relaxes, almost going into autopilot mode. It is because of this he doesn't have a chance to anticipate what about is to happen. Even with the headlights on full beam he has little chance to see any objects on the road in front of him, though it must admitted he isn't exactly paying full attention.
Robertson turns around the corner to be greeted by a massive bang followed by subsequent bang. Suddenly Robertson skids, he jumps into life trying to slam on the brakes but they have no effect, out of control he can do nothing to stop the car veering off of the road to the left side and up the side of the hill. Due to the speed he was travelling at the car flips upon impact and ends up on its roof. The sound of air escaping can be heard as the airbag inflates, though the damage has already been done. Fortunately however, the damage is mainly cosmetic as blood begins to pour from a gash on the forehead of Robertson.
He unlocks his seatbelt and attempts to try and open the door, however it is jammed tight. With no other choice Robertson has to smash open the window with his elbow and begins to wriggle out of the car. He slowly gets to his feet, dazed from the impact and possibly suffering from a concussion. With the blood pouring down the side of his face he examines what is left of his near-brand new car. He lets out an agonized groan before examining his surroundings. It is here he notices something odd. In the middle of the road there is a black object. Confused he approaches and it turns out to be a tyre. He begins to turn around to see if any tyres have come off his car but is stopped as he sees a piece of paper on the tyre. He frowns as he opens and reads it:
Momentarily it looks as though time has stopped as Robertson doesn't react, however that is quickly rectified as Robertson's eye starts twitching violently and his face begins turning red. Josh Robertson: Dan...YOU BASTARD!
Robertson let's out what can only be described as an agonized rage-filled scream followed by heavy breaths. He throws the tyre over the side of the hill and returns to examine his trashed car. The scene ends as we contemplate whether Robertson may have just reacted in exactly the way Dan would have wanted.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 12, 2009 17:07:40 GMT -5
Match 5: Jay Zero vs. XS3 - ACW World Title (Credit: XS3)
Phillip: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the ACW World Championship! Introducing the challenger, from Maple Creek, Saskatchewan, Canada, weighing in at 268 lbs, XS3!
The opening of "Contractor" kicks in along with blue lights. The crowd begins to cheer as XS3 appears from the back, decked out in his ring attire and a baseball cap. He pauses to look on and listen to the audience's reactions before finally deciding to head down the ramp, high-fiving the fans he passes. When he approaches ringside, XS3 takes in a deep breath then exhales, wondering what the ring will hold for him tonight. Finally, XS3 slides into the ring under the bottom rope and mounts on the second rope, raising his left arm in the air. XS3 hops down and hands his cap to the referee and watches as the lights return to normal and the music fades.
Phillip: And his opponent…
Weighing 210 pounds. With the record of 5 Championship Titles - Countless assaults, and 17 murders... The Undisputed Champion of the World! Jay! ZEROOO!
The lights dim as electric blue and white spotlights shine through the arena giving the arena a very flashy look. Jay then steps out onto the stage wearing white and black boas. Normally he would walk down with a look of confidence and arrogance, but now after his sudden change, Jay seems more "involved." He barely even looks out into the crowd, instead, he just stares forward and walks to the ring, sliding in underneath the bottom rope. Finally once he's in the ring, the crowds attention starts to hit him.
Bell rings.
Zero charges towards XS3 and looks to gain some revenge on what happened to Train early on. XS3 obliges his rival and the fists begin flying wildly with XS3 gaining the upper hand with forearm shots to the back. This match doesn’t appear to be starting off as technical by any means as XS3 tosses Zero to the outside and throws some more fists his way. Zero blocks another shot with a knee lift then goes to whip XS3 into the steps. XS3 reverses and sends the champion flipping over the steps with a small cry of pain. XS3 then goes over to Zero and rolls him back into the ring, pinning him for a two count. XS3 then stands up and goes to drop an elbow but Zero rolls out of the way and dropkicks XS3 in the mush.
XS3 goes down and Zero begins throwing forearms before screaming at XS3, calling him a failure. XS3 fights back with an elbow to the side of the head and stands up, hitting a quick double arm DDT for a two. XS3 picks up Zero and whips him off the ropes before hitting a clothesline then picks him up once more. Zero manages to fight back with some more fists then hits a standing zero-sen kick. XS3 staggers back and Zero pokes him in the eye before managing to score an impressive monkey flip. XS3 gets to his feet and Zero hits another dropkick, this time to the knee. XS3 goes down and Zero rolls to the outside and grabs a leg of XS3. The challenger goes to fight him off but he cannot and Zero slams XS3's leg across the ringpost, further damaging his right knee.
Zero then re-enters the ring and brings up XS3 by the hair before throwing three jabs and a knee to the midsection. Zero finishes his combo with the Head Butt and covers XS3 for a two count. Zero then kicks away at the right knee before applying a single leg crab. XS3 cries out in pain as the ref asks XS3 if he wants to quit. XS3 shakes his head to say "no" then looks over at Zero before pushing himself up by his hands. XS3 rolls out of the hold and kicks Zero off of him. Zero spots XS3 coming and he leaps up, spinning backwards and hitting the Plague. Zero then runs up to the second rope and rolls into a spear before covering for a two count.
Zero then tells the XS3 fanbase that the end is nigh and he applies the Blinded Faith to a rowdy shower of boos. Zero begins tossing XS3 about and XS3 struggles to maintain his position. XS3 looks like he's ready to pass out but he digs down inside him and finds the strength to not submit. With that said, XS3 uses his strength and shifts his weight to the side, causing Zero to go off-balance. This is enough for XS3 to lift Zero up and hit a quick sidewalk slam. XS3 hops up to a vertical base and finds Zero up as well. Zero throws a knee to the midsection and goes to whip XS3 off the ropes. XS3 manages to humor Zero as he grabs onto the ropes just as Zero attempted a dropkick. Zero is then brought up and thrown halfway across the ring with the Closing Moment.
XS3 uses the ropes to assist his rising and he throws some punches towards Zero before hitting a clothesline. XS3 does a 360 and hits another clothesline before whipping Zero off the ropes and tossing him high with a back body drop. Zero crashes to the canvas hard and XS3 hits his signature spinning side kick, following up with a northern lights suplex for a two count. XS3 calls out to the fans with "BURNING CRADLE!" The move gains approval of the fans as XS3 picks up Zero with a torture rack. Zero fights out of it and lands on his feet behind XS3. Zero then leaps up and goes for his multiple rotation head scissors. When he gets to the arm drag part, XS3 holds on and hits a complete shot on Zero. XS3 then picks up Zero and once again brings him up with a torture rack. The Burning Cradle finally finds its mark on Zero and XS3 pins for the one… two… XS3 does not hear a three as he looks over and sighs. Much like last Thursday, Thunder Train is once again seen as the one who has pulled the ref out of the ring and he goes to enter to make quick work of XS3 again…
…But this time, the crowd is heard cheering as RDK makes his way down the ramp. Just as he promised, RDK yanks Train off the apron and begins throwing his Macho overhand punches before sending one that sends Train staggering over to the guardrail. RDK throws some more punches than manages to clothesline his larger foe over the rail. In the ring, XS3 looks on with a smile before turning around. Zero looks for a Zero Chance but XS3 turns it into a half nelson slam. XS3 then looks on before letting out a mighty war cry. XS3 crouches down and looks for the Shadow Step. Zero gets to his feet and leapfrogs the move while XS3 almost hits the turnbuckles.
Zero then spins XS3 around and brings him onto his shoulders in an impressive display of power. XS3 struggles to fight the move but on this night, he cannot do so and Zero hits the Zero Darkness with authority (HAR HAR). The ref slowly re-enters the ring and sees Zero hooking XS3's leg. The ref counts the 1 and the 2… and then the 3.
Bell rings.
As “Crack A Bottle” by Eminem pumps throughout the arena, still World Champion - Jay Zero rolls off of a defeated XS3. He takes a few brief but important moments to catch his breathe while on the mat, his eyes focused on the lights high up on the ceiling. He knows that he has fended off more than a few men now who tried to take his championship away from him, and no matter how much the people are booing, they can’t deny that. And while we’re on the subject of booing, boy is it ever prominent right now. The entire ACW arena is on their feet throwing their thumbs down and screaming obscenities at Zero, making it known who they were rooting for tonight - as if it weren’t already obvious. Now having caught his breath, Jay is back to his feet and he is now demanding that his World Heavyweight Championship be placed back into his clutches. It doesn’t take long for it to happen as RAF hands it to Zero, who rips away and raises it into the air, to even more boos. As Zero now stands in the middle of the ring, Phillips finds this the most appropriate time to officially announce the victor.
Phillip Jones: And your winner - and still the ACW World Heavyweight Champion! Jay! ZERRRRROOOO!
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 12, 2009 17:08:30 GMT -5
Zero cracks a smile, his chest pumping up and down as he keeps his head held high into the air along with his World Title. On the other side of the ring, XS3 slips out of the ring now blind to the main camera’s focus. Zero then lowers his title, and turns to the ropes where he begins walking. But just when he does, THIS happens --MONEY
MONEY
MONEY
MONEY
CAKE
...I need da cake nigga... Upon hearing "Cake" by Lloyd Banks blast throughout the PA System, the fans turn their attention the entrance ramp and go nuts over the return of Jake Steele! In the ring, Jay Zero's mouth drops in disbelief, clearly thinking that he stopped any possible chance of that music ever being played again once he banned Jake Steele just one week ago following the abrupt beatdown he and Train put on him. Zero begins grabbing his World Title, his eyes focused on the ramp as well, all the while Cake just continues to play. Actually, it seems that the song has been playing for more than just a few seconds, as about two minutes have passed by and now some of the fans look on wondering what is going on. The camera switches back and forth from the ramp and Zero, anticipation, confusion and fright building more and more by the second. Then, suddenly, the music stops and everyone in the arena begins booing loudly as the cameraman gets a close up shot of Zero's face. Priceless. Simply Priceless. Zero lets one of the biggest smiles he's ever displayed come across his face, and he shrugs it off as he lets his World Title move smoothly onto his shoulder. He begins walking around the ring, the fans livid at this false return which was seemingly orchestrated by Zero all this time. He even laughs now, as he demands Phillip Jones' microphone. He gets it, to which he begins to rub it in the faces of all of those in attendance. Commissioner Zero: God - you people are so friggin' gullible! Did you really think that somehow, someway HE was making some magnificent return? Even after I banned him from all of ACW? Heh - keep dreaming. Because just like last week, Jake Steele is banned, and he will stay banned until I see fit! And do you know why? 'Cause I'm Commissioner Zero! I'm the Authority! And what I say - goes...[/color] ALLOW ME TO REINTRODUCE MYSELF! ...
I'M A HUSTLERS HUSTLER A GANGSTERS A GANGSTER I'M A RAPPERS RAPPER YOUR FAVORITE, AIN'T I?
"Ain't I" by Jay-Z for the first time ever plays, and Zero turns his head back to the entrance ramp yet again, once again confused as to what is going on... but the fans, they know exactly what is going down. Stepping out from the entrance ramp with a gang of police behind him, Jake Steele stands tall to a tremendous pop from the crowd. He has his usual attire on, and on his eyes is his signature Gucci shades. He looks left to right around the arena at the fans, taken back by the fans actually chanting his name with a swear word behind it. He doesn't smile though, he just takes his eyes back to the ring, and most importantly: Jay Zero. The World Champion begins grabbing his championship again, and looks on in total and complete shock. Steele sees this, and he slowly removes his shades, before throwing them to the ground. With the Off-Duty policemen in tow, Steele begins walking down to the ring, as Zero begins frantically looking left to right, wondering what the hell he's gonna do. As Steele gets closer to the ring, Zero looks at his title, then the microphone in his hand and begins yelling into it, holding his hand up in the air as if he telling Steele to stop.[/I] Commissioner Zero: Hold it! Hold it! Where the hell do you think you're going, huh!? I thought it made clear that you were BANNED. You have no place in this arena - heh, you have no place in ACW at all! Where the hell is my security anyway!? They shouldn't have even let you LOOK at this arena, let alone get inside of it! I bet you snuck your way in, didn't you? Or, maybe you pulled out a stack of cash and was all like "yo money, I be ballin' and shit so let me get in dis peace!" Well it doesn't matter anyway, because once they get out here you're finished! Do you "dig" that "patnah"!? You ARE. FINISHED![/b] Zero's face looks to be glowing a shade of red, as he breathes up and down, pacing back and forth in the ring as his eyes don't fall from off of Jake Steele, who is standing in front of the ring, returning the same cold stare that Zero is giving him. Steele does listen to some of what Zero says though, as he extends his hand out to the side and requests that one of the cops hand him a microphone. One of them goes over to the announcers table and gets one, bringing it back to Steele. Steele takes it in his hand and for the first time since Ragnarok, he speaks.Jake Steele - Is dat all you can say? I mean, for real after all we been through, all you can do is scream and shout at me? After what you put me through, after what you and Train did to me - all you can really do is yell!? Well aight den nigga, let's yell a little bit![/color] Steele now begins pacing back and forth, hunching his shoulders up and down as the energy between the two is simply electrifying. Those in attendance are behind the new Steele, listening onto him as he talks.Jake Steele - You wanna walk in dis bitch, week in and week out like you own da place, well newsflash muthafucka - you don't own shit! Cause I been waitin', bidin' my time to let these people build up they hate for you, let them want to rip yo fuckin' head off... so I could let them know da truth![/color] Commissioner Zero: What the HELL are you talking about?Jake Steele - Oh now you don't know shit, right? Aight... let me refresh yo memory den... I'm talkin' about what you did to Craig Lewis! I'm talkin' about how YOU took him out![/color] Shock. Awe. Finally, the truth is out. According to Jake Steele, Jay Zero was behind everything. Not only the attack of Steele, but the attack, and the brutal attack on Junior Executive Craig Lewis, which resulted in him being taken out. Zero, taken back by this accusation, begins moving back towards the nearest exit as the policemen near Steele move away from him and now focus their sights on the Commissioner. They quickly all begin to surround the ring, with three of them going inside of the ring, pulling their handcuffs out, ready to make this arrest. But as they inch closer to Zero, out from the back comes Zero's boys - the ACW security. Without Steele knowing, the security swiftly make their way out and yank him up, trying to take him away to some huge boos. Zero begins smiling now as the cops take their focus off of him and begin moving over to the security who now have Steele in their possession. They begin yelling at the security to let him go, but they have no intentions on doing that because Zero cashes their checks. For a few seconds it's just yelling and pulling on the entrance ramp, until XS3 comes in from left field with a chair in his hand! He begins swinging away rapidly at the security, even hitting a few on their shoulders, which knocks them back and makes them drop Steele. Steele looks back at XS3 and nods his head as the two now begin fighting off the bigger security guards. Eventually the cops join with them and it creates one big, now one sided brawl, that is until Thunder Train comes and pounces on all of the security guards knocking them down! Steele and XS3 fall back as well, with Train grabbing XS3 and beginning to throw him around as the security tries getting Steele again. They grab him by the arms and Steele begins kicking and screaming. They don't take him back but instead drag him to the ring, as Commissioner Zero now stands with an extremely arrogant smile on his face. He waves his hand through his hair, and shrugs as the security hold Steele up and try to keep him stable as Zero slowly approaches him with a smile on his face.
He grabs Steele by the jaw and begins yelling words at him that aren't audible. He slaps him, and at that point Steele goes ballistic, he elbows the guards in the face and tries to take Zero down, but they are back on him too fast. They roughly tackle Steele down, who is almost foaming at the mouth to get Zero. But he can't, as the security holds him back up. Zero had to jump back, avoiding Steele attack, and after that almost happening, Zero becomes even more pissed. He shakes his head, and holds his title into his hands tighter than he probably ever has before. He holds as if he is about to ram Steele in the face with it - shades of Ragnarok are looming. Until..."MACHO MACHO MAN!" "Macho Man" by The Village People hits and the fans go crazy as Zero stops what he was doing and literally says "what the fuck" as he sees Macho Man running out, and immediately begins helping XS3 out as he takes out most of the security one by one. He knocks them back with hard Overhand Punches, trying to make his way to his actual target: Thunder Train. The Assistant Commissioner sees RDK and he does only one thing... he takes XS3 and picks him up into the air, before hurling him into RDK. Train watches as the two Canadians crash into each other, before he turns to the ring, sliding into it and pushing the security out of the way, now picking up Jake Steele and throwing HIM onto everyone on the outside, causing even more mayhem!Thunder Train: CHOO! CHOO!Train and Zero then turn around and make their way out of the ring, slipping out through the crowd as RDK, XS3 and Steele get back to their feet and try to get to them, which results in more security running out and an even bigger brawl breaking out. Busy with all of Zero's men, the trio has no choice but to fend them off... all the while Zero and Train continue to move through the crowd, watching on and laughing as they live to rule for another day.
Fade to Black
End Show(Post Match Credit goes to Steele)
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Post by xs3 on Feb 12, 2009 17:09:57 GMT -5
It's even more personal now... See you on Monday Train... And great show to everyone. This Dan/Robertson feud is heating up and TK's segment in heaven made me chuckle in a good way.
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Feb 12, 2009 17:15:56 GMT -5
TK's Segment = Gold.
Jake Steele/Train Trial Segment was real funny. Good work guys!
Mainer had some solid stuff, XS3 and Jay Zero always bring in the consistency!
Overall, great show!
Macho's MVPS:
-Dan White: For putting together some hilarious stuff! Great work brudah!
-Jonny Spade, for putting together a great show! OoOoH Yeaah!
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Post by acevans on Feb 12, 2009 17:16:23 GMT -5
I marked for Jake Steele & PSA. Still reading though.
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Post by acevans on Feb 12, 2009 17:23:30 GMT -5
lol @ my match not being posted. <_<
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Post by Thunderkiss on Feb 12, 2009 17:54:10 GMT -5
You know it's a bad week when a guy slices your throat, you end up in a coma and your tag partner boinks your girlfriend on your hospital bed ... WHEN YOU ARE IN IT.
There will be much talking to do, when I get back.
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Post by Jake Steele on Feb 12, 2009 19:02:04 GMT -5
Magnificent show everyone. Dan/Robertson is a good feud so far, and I enjoyed Dave Tyler's work. I also loved the FSX/Evans segment, Evans is psycho and FSX is off the rocker (I WANTED TO BANG JOYTOY TOO, DAMNIT!). Overall, Bloody Valentine is looking to be one show that is definitely gonna be a record breaker.
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Post by Dalton on Feb 12, 2009 20:36:40 GMT -5
<_<;
Hai guys
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Post by Jake Steele on Feb 12, 2009 20:45:56 GMT -5
I lol'd at you not saying anything during the Thunderkiss funeral and randomly disappearing.
There you go.
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