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Post by xs3 on Feb 10, 2009 10:54:12 GMT -5
Aleksei Dronov VS Draven Rook
Steele New Character vs. Wolf
BJ Jefferson vs. The Everyman
Ricky Rocker vs. Alex Trixer
Welcome to Fallout, the fastest hour on television!
In the back, we see the image of an acoustic guitar playing the intro to "Fade to Black" by Metallica. The camera zooms out to reveal XS3 as the player. XS3 looks up at the camera, absent-mindedly scratches his head and sets the guitar down.
XS3: ...hello... You're probably wondering why I'm here on a show that's normally watched on the weekend. Well, here's some answers for ya. Well first off, today's episode was pre-empted by a dog show. Now normally, I'd be pissed... But...
XS3 pauses and looks over to see a seven-year-old border collie wander towards him. He pets it on the head and smiles.
XS3: But I can't complain, can I Pepper? No I can't... Good boy.
XS3 looks back up at the camera.
XS3: And as for why I'm here... Let's just say I was a little homesick, heh. Since Biff is busy with all his Resistance stuff and Bannatyne couldn't give sweet fuck all about this show, I figured I would come by and introduce the show. Well, tonight, we got some new blood here on Fallout. Ricky Rocker will make his debut against ACW's welcoming committee Alex Trixer, Aleksei Dronov will be in action once again against Draven Rook, BJ Jefferson, the brother of ACW's Jack Jefferson, will be in action against The Everyman and Wolf will take on... What's the guy's name? Ah well. Also, I heard a rumor that two certain Illinois residents will be here tonight. Who might they be, wait and see. Anyway, get ready for the fastest hour on television to run your ass over!
XS3 pets Pepper on the head and looks over at the cameraman before laughing.
XS3: I could do this job easily...
Fade.
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Post by xs3 on Feb 10, 2009 10:54:35 GMT -5
Aleksei Dronov VS Draven Rook Credit: Danny Mainer MATCH BEGINNING:The match begun as all Draven Rook matches did with him preaching the word of God and trying to get him to back down and accept the light of Jesus but Dronov had none of it and socked him one in the gob. Draven stumbled awkwardly back to his corner as Dronov began a rapid mudhole strike assault drowning out any resistance with his intense and vicious strikes. Dronov then grabbed his arm as if to whip him into the opposite corner but pulled him straight back into a backbreaker followed by The Sickle. Rook was quite resistant though and expertly delivered a kick to Dronov’s temple. The hold broken, Draven then delivered a poke to the eye and a Shuffle Side Kick which solidified his momentum swing. He then kicked Dronov in his rock-hard stomach and hooked up a stiff neckbreaker but Dronov wouldn’t drop due to his weight advantage and hit a release German Suplex. Dronov then picked up Draven and dropped him again with a wicked headbutt straight to the brain. MATCH MID-SECTION:Draven had managed to deliver a swift blow to the temple before cinching in a deadly Fatal Confession. He wrenched and threw around Dronov relentlessly choking him of oxygen, when it seemed that Dronov was losing steam Rook converted the hold into his Heathen Hold. However, Dronov with his INCREDIBLE strength lifted Draven straight off his feet and into the Oklahoma Slam position. He then ran over to the turnbuckle and dropped to one knee smashing Draven’s head straight into the padded turnbuckle. Draven span around like a ballerina in a dizzy daze before being decimated with Dronov’s signature The Hammer strike. Draven collapsed to the floor and Dronov climbed on top of him delivering wave after wave of violent blows to the head with concussion-worthy impact. . He then directed his blows to the ribs of Draven hoping to cause internal bleeding with lightning fast digs. Draven attempted to fling a retaliation shot but Dronov caught it and delivered an earth-breaking headbutt which nearly rendered him unconscious. MATCH END:Dronov had enough and playtime was over, he wanted to decimate the Mouthy Priest but to do that he’d have to get out of his current situation of being trapped in the corner and on the floor which had been done by the use of Holy Fire by Draven Rook leaving him in searing pain from the fireball being lobbed at him and then on the floor after the High-Arc STO. Draven was trying to keep him at bay with wicked right hands but Dronov let out a wicked war cry. Draven was grabbed by the throat and shoved back before being the victim of a flurry of crushing boxing strikes straight to the body and head. This adrenaline rush was uncounterable for Draven and no matter how much he tried, he couldn’t get beyond an occasional block. A vicious right hook audibly dislocated Draven’s jaw and left him in a heap on the floor as blood streamed out of his mouth. Dronov grabbed Draven by his slowly reddening hair and lifted him up. He then put Dronov in the piledriver position lifting him up so his head was dangling. He jumped, did a 360 turn and dropped him headfirst with what can only be described as a Spinning Piledriver. His head bounced off the floor like the rubber band man and Draven was unconscious on the floor. Dronov picked him up once more and hit that final The Hammer in the Iron Curtain Call and the bell was called for as well as a team of EMT’s. Dronov celebrated by putting his boot on Draven’s chest and slapping his chest as “Siberia” played them to a fade.
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Post by xs3 on Feb 10, 2009 10:55:36 GMT -5
Segment: Demon Inc lives? Not so much. (Credit: XS3) In the back, we see Ken Dante, Maximus Dungeon and Punished Fox of Demon Inc speaking to Biff Taylor.Biff: Look guys, this war that Fallout's got going on right now is going to be chaotic. I can't do this alone. The Resistance is backing me... but I need a little added boost, y'know? Look, what I'm trying to say is... I need you guys for my group. The three musicians look to each other and give awkward glances.Ken: Well Biff... We never really planned on staying past Ragnarok. Me and my girlfriend are going to be with Christine and I'm looking to settle down and get a job in Maple Creek. Maximus: Yeah man... My wife and I live with the Irvine's and Dante and his girl plus Fox and his girlfriend. I'm currently enjoying my job and I don't really have any plans to come back to wrestling. I'm really sorry. Ken and Maximus go to leave but Fox stays behind.Ken: Fox? You comin' man? Fox turns to face his bandmates.Fox: Nah man... I think I'm gonna stay here and help Biff out. Maximus: Really?? Fox: Well, let's think of it this way. The Corporate Empire are going to demolish one of the best feds in North America if action isn't taken out. I'm going to stay behind and help out; I'll give the Resistance the little boost it needs to take down those dipshits. Plus... I hear working here again means good pay. Tell Amelia my situation; she'll understand. Ken and Maximus turn to each other and nod before turning back to Fox and bringing him in with an embrace.Ken: All right man, you know what you doing. Maximus: Kill the Empire... Both: ...for great justice. Fox and Biff: Right. Ken and Maximus part from the camera with cheesy thumbs up akin to that of XS3's while Fox turns to Biff and accepts a handshake.Biff: Welcome to the Resistance, man. Fox: Thanks and don't worry. I got your backs. Fade.
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Post by xs3 on Feb 10, 2009 10:56:11 GMT -5
"THE PERFORMANCE OF A LIFETIME" [/size][/color] Credit: Evans[/center] Honk. Honnnnk. HOOOOOONKKKKKKKKKWhat the hell is goin' on? The camera man turns around to show a huge tour bus sitting in the ACW Fallout parking lot. What the fu..A song is heard blaring through the entire bus. You can clearly hear it from the outside of the bus. It's BulletBoy's hit single "Smooth Up In You". And for all you 80's hair metal fans..here you go! Anyway, the bus door slowly opens and out walks two beautiful gorgeous women. Jesus Christ. The first one is blond, huge tits. I'm talkin' nice, huge tits. She is wearing a black leather top with torn up, tight jeans. She adjusts her top and wipes her mouth off as she steps off of the bus. The other girl is brunette and has some pretty nice boobage goin' on. Her ass, however, wowzah! She pulls down her leather skirt a bit and adjusts her top as she walks off of the bus. It was obvious what was going on in there. As the doors stay open, the music is almost deafening. A man with bleach blond hair steps off the bus with a grin on his face. He looks really drunk and high. He probably just got some vage. Awesome. Anyway, he is wearing a leather vest type of deal, with his chest showing. Both arms are filled with tattoos which probably have no meaning whatsoever. He adjusts his black wrapped up bandanna which holds his hair from falling into his face. He is pretty much the embodiment of 1980's hair metal. He staggers off of the bus and we see that he is a bottle of Jack in his hand. RICKY ROCKER: I need a match pretty soon..He takes a massive swig of the Jack. RICKY ROCKER: Listen up, kiddies! Ricky Rocker is gonna' run wild on this place. Forget about everyone you know. Ricky Rocker is here to rock your world, baby! Next time you see me, I'll be winnin' my debut match! That's right, baby! I'm callin' out any mama jamma who thinks he can hang with Ricky Rocker! If you think you're up to it..you know where to find me, boys! On the party bus; 24-7! Should anyone choose to accept this challenge, you'll be..knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven' door! OOOWWWAH!He takes another swig of Jack and staggers a bit. Suddenly, one of those floozies speaks up. FLOOZIE #1 Ricky, didn't you say you had a match tonight?[/color] RICKY ROCKER: Huh?FLOOZIE #2Yeah, you said you were facing Alex Trixer tonight, right? [/color] RICKY ROCKER: I don't remember that at all, suga' mama.FLOOZIE #1 Ricky, it was five minutes ago..[/color] RICKY ROCKER: So you're tellin' me that I have a match tonight?FLOOZIE #2That's right..[/color] RICKY ROCKER: That's rad, momma'! That's perfect! I tell you what, ACW fans! You're in for a special treat tonight! Because tonight, I'm going to be debuting my hit single..just for you!Rocker nods his head and turns around. All of a sudden..like friggin' magic..a drum set, a drummer, a bassist with a bass guitar and a guitarist all appear. Awesome. Ricky Rocker pulls out a mic stand from no where. Suddenly, a few roadies walk out and begin testing the equipment. The one who checks the microphone looks like Tom Hanks oddly enough. ROADIE #1: Sibilance. Mic check one. Mic check two. Sibilance. Sibilance.[/color] Screw you if you don't get that joke. Anyway the lights go out and the band begins to play a song that sounds a LOT like Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden. In fact..it is Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden. Ricky Rocker kicks in with his awesome ass voice. RICKY ROCKER: Ricky Rocker came to AC-Dub He brought you awesome ass wrestling He killed your champs with victory Fine ass groupies is all he needs
You fought him hard; you fought him well Out in the ring, you gave him hell But in the end, you got your ass beat Like a pound of raw meat
Boning your chicks and bustin' on her face She's gallopin' hard on my waist Chasin' your champs back to their homes Takin' their titles for his own gain Rocker is awesome, there's no holdin' me back Women really want to see my sacccckkk!
Rocker is greatttt...Rocker is awesomeeeeee Rocker is greatttt...Rocker is awesomeeeeee
Rocker's the greatest thing to hit this place He's putting this place to shame Boning the ladies and beating the men Everyone else is lame Selling t-shirts and making her moan Rocking the young and killing the old
Rocker is greatttt...Rocker is awesomeeeeee Rocker is greatttt...Rocker is awesomeeeeeeAs the epic song comes to a close..Rocker bows his head and slowly walks away before.. RICKY ROCKER: Alex Trixer..I'm comin' for ya' budddddy!The scene fades to black.
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Post by xs3 on Feb 10, 2009 10:56:35 GMT -5
Segment: O' Canada. Credit: Steele In times when American is at his lowest points...
When the president is nothing more than a joke... a celebrity with a political title...
There is only one man who will save us...
But his name ISN'T Zachary Lightning...The scene cuts to Zachary Lightning holding the Canadian Flag in his hand...Zachary Lightning: I am here to show everyone in Alpha Championship Wrestling what a real canadian wrestler is... the XS3, the Macho Man, and the Jonny Spade do not compare to the skill that I possess. Because I am the true Canadian Martyr... I am... the Maple Leaf Nightmare.
Zachary... Lightning.No expression, the scene fades as Lightning keeps the flag tight in his hand.Zachary Lightning vs. Wolf (Credit: Jake Lightning) The bell rings, and Wolf begins pacing around the ring watching on after Lightning cut that very un-American like promo earlier on in the night. Lightning begins twisting his wrist around, rolling his neck with no expression on his face but that of determination and pure disgust for the people in the arena. Wolf then heads up to Lightning, and tries to crack him in the mouth with a punch, only to have Lightning grab hold of his fist, and head butts Wolf in the face! Wolf holds his nose in pain, as Lightning doesn’t end it there, charging in with a blunt elbow to the forehead of Wolf, which causes him to stumble back even more. Wolf tries punching Lightning, but he only gets the air as Zachary shakes his head and spits on the ground, expressing his disgust for America even more. He then grabs Wolf by the head and slams his cranium into the mat. He pins, but only a two count. Already fed up with this environment, Lightning yanks Wolf up to the a standing position and he slaps the shit out of dude! Wolf, clearly getting assaulted at the moment, can do nothing but let Lightning’s hand slide across his face, as blood from the elbow is now causing him to bleed from his nose. Lightning watches the blood drip and smiles, stepping back and watching on now. Wolf wipes the blood from his nostrils and looks absolutely pissed off! He balls his fist up and charges at Lightning… SUPERKICK! Wolf is caught dead in his tracks, and falls back to the mat as Zachary pins for the fast three count. Match over.
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Post by xs3 on Feb 10, 2009 10:57:20 GMT -5
Segment: We're gonna take this to the next level! Yeah! (Credit: XS3)
In the back, we see Edgemaster, Williams and Daniels.
Edgemaster: Well, congrats Drinkins. I really mean it. You fucked us over once again. You little pussies! I should find you and absolutely annihilate you! But you know what? I'm feeling generous. What you two and us three are going to do… We're going to take this situation to the bars next week. Yeah that's right... Us vs. them... IN A DRINKING CONTEST!
Daniels: And we've got something else to say… No longer are we going to be known as Damage Inc. We are now going under the pseudonym of Trinity-F. Us three right here are going to be Trinity-F. The F stands for Fallout so it won't confuse anyone with the SWI version of Trinity.
Williams: And our first plan of attack is taking out those drunken hicks en route to helping the Corporate Empire destroy everything in its path. Ben, Afternoon, see you in hell.
Fade.
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Post by xs3 on Feb 10, 2009 10:57:39 GMT -5
Segment: Interview with an Ex-Governor (Credit: Senator)
As the scene opens, Rod Blagojevich and Kevin "The Internet" Anderson are both seen in the ring, Anderson dressed a bit sharper than usual, as he prepares to address the former Illinois governor.
Kevin Anderson: Hello, I am here with my most prestigious interview yet, Governor Rod Blagojevich from Illinois! Now, Mr. Governor...
Blago: Thank you for letting me speak here in this venue. Now, you may not think that a wrestling ring may be the best place for me to speak of political matters. The fact of the matter is this; I will do whatever it takes to get the word out, and proclaim my innocence, and if that means that I stand here in this wrestling ring, and I talk here, so be it.
Anderson: So, really, we do want to know, is that really your hair?
Blago: Yes, ha, this really is my hair, I take good care of it, just like I took good care of the citizens in the State of Illinois. Perhaps I took too good care of them, because now I'm standing here in the middle of this wrestling ring! If I sat back and let business as usual take place, I wouldn't be in this situation. But because I worked to improve health care for seniors and children, and because I refused to raise taxes on the good people of Illinois, I now address this international audience by necessity.
Anderson: What did you just say?
Blago: I think I was pretty clear, I was unfairly removed from office, but I will be exonerated. If for nothing else, I want to make sure that my young daughters can grow up knowing the truth about their father, knowing that I did nothing wrong.
Anderson: But, but, weren't you impeached? Doesn't that mean that you were, like, doing a lot of stuff wrong? Didn't all those recordings show you saying a bunch of crazy stuff? I mean, I'm a man of the internet, and I keep seeing that you were totally corrupt!
Blago: Uhh...I was taken completely out of context, but the people who prosecuted me didn't want to let you know that. They didn't let me call witnesses, people like Valerie Jarrett, Jessie Jackson Junior, people would let you and anyone else know that I did absolutely nothing wrong, that I was simply trying to help senior citizens, to get affordable prescription drugs from Canada, that I managed to improve the conditions for children from disadvantaged backgrounds, and...
Anderson: No offence...but we're running out of time, and you're repeating yourself, sir.
Blago: I'm sorry if it seems that way, but I will not back down, and I will fight to uphold the truth, when I can call my witnesses, and properly present my side in the court of law, you will all see that I did nothing wrong, and that the decision by the Illinois legislature was a terrible affront to the democratic system. Now if I can just quote this poem, it's one that I read back in my college days, and I think it fits well with this situation...
And with that, Fallout cuts to a commercial, albeit, a bit ahead of schedule.
Fade Out
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Post by xs3 on Feb 10, 2009 10:58:04 GMT -5
BJ Jefferson vs. The Everyman
Will be posted when received.
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Post by xs3 on Feb 10, 2009 10:58:29 GMT -5
Segment: The Senator Speaks (Credit: Senator)
Charlotte King: I am pleased to announce that I am here backstage with Senator Steve Phillips! Now, Senator Phillips, this is the first time you have addressed the ACW audience since Ragnarok, and I was just wondering if there was anything you'd like to say regarding the events that took place at the pay per view.
The Senator: Thank you, Miss Charlotte, I must say, the only reason I am participating in this interview in the first place is due to the fact that you are the one conducting it.
Charlotte: Why, thank you.
Senator: I understand that your less capable colleague is speaking with another individual from my home state, even if I can't speak of him, due to orders from management.
Charlotte: Yeah, the guy with the big hair is probably getting back from the ring...and the former governor's with him, I presume!
Senator: Nice one, a little humor is surely welcomed in this situation! Anyway, Ragnarok, Jay...Commissioner Zero showed his true colors at Ragnarok. He also demonstrated his enormous talent in his victory over yours truly. Charlotte, I fought hard, but that was not enough. For that, I congratulate Mr. Zero for proving himself a worthy champion. His unworthy actions that followed, both directly after my exit from the ring, and later on Meltdown raised a number of questions. First, if he truly wishes to emulate the likes of Stephan Russo and his ilk, why do so in such a drastic manner? All ambitious takeover plans in ACW history have eventually fallen flat on their faces. Jay Zero is an excellent in-ring competitor, he need not take shortcuts to dominate, he can win without the power of the commissioner's office in his grasp. What he has now done, in my estimation, is a serious strategic mistake. The ACW World Heavyweight Title is always a bullseye to begin with, but juggling the responsibilities of the belt with that of the Commissioner post is lunacy. The combined pressure of the two will rend his insane ambitions asunder, and I will stand by when the consequences pile up, and tell everyone that I told you so.
Charlotte: Strong words from Senator Steve Phillips here!
Suddenly, Rod Blagojevich, flanked by four security guards, and a flustered looking Kevin Anderson, unwittingly walk in range of the camera.
Blagojevich: I don't give a rat's ass about your damn need to "ask questions!" You bastard, you tried to attack me in front of millions of people!
Anderson: Sorry, sorry...wait, millions? Fallout barely gets tens of thousands watching if that!
Blago: I don't care, you tried to manipulate me into saying something incriminating! I should sue your ass off for that!
Senator: *clears throat*
Blago: I thought I wasn't supposed to so much as hear your name, Phillips, let alone, this, this...
Senator: Well, now that the situation has availed itself...I just wanted to tell you personally that I am looking forward to working with Pat Quinn!
Blago: Why you little...is that camera on? Cut this feed, now!
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Post by xs3 on Feb 10, 2009 10:58:50 GMT -5
Segment: Biff's Message (Credit: Senator)
Rich Marlowe: This is Rich Marlowe, investigative reporter, here in the parking lot with the leader of the Resistance, Biff Taylor! So, Mr. Taylor, you decided to turn on Peter Bannatyne and his Corporate Empire a week ago, can you tell us again why you did so?
Biff: Look here, dude, the good ol' Biffmeister is back, Jack, an' I'm ready to roll again with the dudes and dudettes who brought Fallout to the top in the first place!
Marlowe: Rumors have it that you couldn't stand watching what Peter Bannatyne was doing to the brand that was traditionally yours to run. Any truth to those rumors?
Biff: Yeah, there is. Bannatyne's a penny pincher, and a tightwad, but that alone ain't that bad. He's also a pencil necked geek, a damn liar, an outsider to our show, and he doesn't care one way or another about the wrestlers! Look, I'll be the first to admit, I don't mind if someone's in this for the money, hell, we all are, one way or another, but Bannatyne, he don't care at all about the spirit of Fallout, he doesn't get any fun outta running this thing!
Marlowe: And being treated as an assistant by Mr. Bannatyne also was a factor.
Biff: Hitting the nail right on the head there, I don't mind bein' part of a company, but when they want me to be a company man, Biff Taylor draws the line! From now on, I'm back to being the best Harley ridin', burger downin', havoc wreakin', Cruiser this side of Route 66! And this time, I got some major support! Bannatyne thinks he's gonna dominate this brand, but his boy Russo's gone, an' I'm gonna take my Resistance, and put his Corporate Empire out of commission! Look, the fans may have hated my guts when I ran the Corporate Club, but I knew that Fallout needed someone to boo, someone to keep the show lively, and that was my aim, not to destroy anyone who disagreed with me...well, not everyone, at least!
Marlowe: So, do you have any immediate plans for your new group?
Biff: Hmm...yeah...but it's not like I'm gonna tell everyone just yet!
Marlowe: Strong words from the Resistance leader, Rich Marlowe, investigative reporter here, back to you, RJ, Dean.
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Post by xs3 on Feb 10, 2009 10:59:32 GMT -5
Main Event: Ricky Rocker vs. Alex Trixer (Credit: AC Rocker)
With Trixer in the ring because he is a jobber and only gets a entrance during the commercials, the wailing sounds of Eddie Van Halen making love to his guitar are heard as Panama by Van Halen blares over the speakers. The fans arise to their feet knowing this is the theme to the one, the only, the debuting RICKY ROCKER! And there is the man of the hour. Ricky Rocker trouts out from behind the curtain wearing a leather vest with tight, tight, TIGHT, leather pants. His hair is wild and frizzy as per usual. He trots down the ramp, blowing kisses to some of the fans, and thrusting his crotch at some of the others. Odd. He rolls into the ring and grins, only before hopping up on turnbuckle and posing. He hops off and begins to circle Alex as the bell rings.
Trixer and Rocker lock up with Trixer putting Rocker in a side headlock. Rocker pushes Trixer into the ropes and nails him with in the face with a huge dropkick. Rocker stands up and pumps his fist in the air as the crowd cheers. Rocker grabs Trixer and throws him into the ropes. Rocker lowers his head, looking for a back body drop, but Trixer kicks him in the face. Rocker stumbles a bit before Trixer grabs him and executes a sick nasty suplex on him. He pins Rocker but only gets a two count.
Rocker gets up and throws Trixer into the turnbuckle. Rocker runs and nails him with a clothesline which sends Trixer staggering a bit. Now in the middle of the ring, Rocker lets out a loud "OWWWAHH!" and punches Trixer with a right, a left, a right, another left, another right, another left! Rocker thrusts his crotch at Trixer and suddenly knees him in the head, completing the combo known as "Smooth Up In 'Ya!" Rocker pins Trixer but only gets a two count.
Rocker looks frustrated and picks up Trixer. He throws him into the ropes and hits him with a spinning knee to the face. Trixer tries to regain his composure but Rocker is ready to end this one, yo. Rocker lets out a scream "OHHH YEAH BABY!!!" and grins. Trixer turns around..what a mistake! STILL OF THE NIGHT! That Super Kick knocked Trixer's head off! Rocker pins him and counts along with the referee...uno..dos..tres! This one is over!
End of show.
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Post by The Senator on Feb 10, 2009 17:12:19 GMT -5
Belated, but still quite a showing:) Love all the debuts, and XS3's opening seg is well worth a second read:)
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Post by rosslambert on Feb 10, 2009 17:15:51 GMT -5
The amusing thing is, nobody was debuting in the opening match. Dronov faced Trixer last week and Rook has had a match before. But yeah, great show all.
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Jake Steele
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Post by Jake Steele on Feb 10, 2009 17:29:30 GMT -5
Zachary Lightning = FUTURE Great show everybody
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Post by acevans on Feb 10, 2009 19:58:30 GMT -5
Lies. Ricky Rocker = God.
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