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Post by Jake Steele on Feb 9, 2009 18:19:46 GMT -5
06/02/09Jack Jefferson/ * The following video is a www.JackJefferson.com exclusive *\ - Enjoy! -Jack Jefferson steps out of the taxi and onto the forecourt of “Jimmy’s Luxury Cars”. He smiles as he looks around at the various Ferraris, Lamborghinis, and Aston Martins. He even whistles as he runs his fingers over the bonnet of a silver Pagani Zonda.??: Can I help you? Jefferson turns and is greeted by a man wearing a sharp charcoal suit, mirror shine shoes, and a slightly suspect toupee. He is wearing an overly wide smile which comes across as being slightly smarmy and the pencil moustache sitting on his top lip gives him creepy undertones.Jefferson: Hi, yeah, I’m Jack Jefferson. I’m here to test drive a Mustang Fast-something-or-other. Salesman: Ah yes, the Mustang Fastback. Follow me. Jefferson follows the salesman over to where there are two ’65 Mustang Fastbacks parked next to each other. One is painted in Ferrari Red whereas the other is Black. The Salesman hands Jefferson the keys to the red car and Jefferson climbs in. There is a smile on his face as he does so.Salesman: There’s a testing area around back. We had a track build so people can test the supercars the way they were meant to. Jefferson nods as the engine roars into life and he pulls off the forecourt and follows the arrows marked “Testing Area”. He smirks inwardly as he looks at the track ahead of him and floors the throttle, the tires squealing and smoking as he snakes away from his stationary position. The car flies along the straight and the brakes screech as it approaches the corner, the tyres squealing as Jefferson throws the car into the corner and power slides around it. The smile widens on his face as he floors the throttle again, the engine bellowing as the car springs forward along the next straight. The engine can be heard straining again the rev limiter before Jefferson changes up a gear. The brakes screech once more as he heads into the next corner but the back end begins to slide. Jefferson wrenches the wheel in an attempt to correct the sliding but this causes the car to buck uncontrollably. The car then leaves the track and, upon hitting the grass, flips over. The car performs two complete rotations before landing on its wheels with a creak that doesn’t sound promising for the suspension.
The watching Salesman looks horrified as Jefferson opens the crumpled door, shattered glass falling out of the frame, and steps out looking slightly dazed. The chairman goes running over, a look of sheer terror etched on his face.Salesman: Oh my God! It’s completely totalled!! This is bad. Very, very bad!! Jefferson: Don’t worry about it. It’s fine. Salesman: Fine? FINE?! How is this fine?!?! Jefferson: I wanted the black one anyway. Jefferson walks off, heading for the showroom, and leaves the Salesman in stunned silence. The Salesman waits for a few moments before chasing after Jefferson, yelling after him with panic in his eyes.
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Post by Jake Steele on Feb 9, 2009 18:20:06 GMT -5
Exit, Stage Left Dan White The camera opens up, and we see a pretty irate Dan White. After Josh Robertson lured him into a fight earlier on, the Welsh Dragon looks adamant at getting some retaliation and breaking Mr. Generic to the ground. So, in a sight that's become almost the norm now, we see Dan White in the backstage, parading around, looking for his man. But he appeals more stealthy, rather than the RAAAAAAAAAGEEEE!!!! he showed during his feud with XS3 last month.
Unfortunately for Dan, he walks around the corner, and straight into a bunch of security guards.Dan: Can I help you? Guard 1: Yeah you can, actually. You can piss off out of this arena, now. Dan takes a step back. It's 10 against 1 it seems, and Dan, as much as he loves a fight, is no fool. He rolls his eyes, and fires a question back.Dan: So what have I done wrong this time? Guard 2: Commissioner Zero doesn't want you in the arena anymore. He thinks you're a potential threat to everyone else, and doesn't want the injury bill to start going up. This angers Dan.Dan: Injury list?! All I want is Josh Robertson! That insipid little scrotum pissed me off! Surely I have the right to kick his arse if I want to? There's a few laughs amongst the security guards as Dan looks around, looking extremely cautious.Dan: ...is this a stitch-up? Guard 1: Haha, no mate! You're nicked, basically! Guards begin to grab Dan by his arms, and he attempts to struggle away, but his efforts are futile.Guard 1: Get him out of here, and don't even think about coming back! Dan: Fuck you Zero! Fuck you Robertson! I'LL GET YOU BACK!!! Fade Out.
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Post by Jake Steele on Feb 9, 2009 18:20:19 GMT -5
Segment: Addiction is God (Credit: FSX)
There are few things that can be considered omnipotent when they are considered an illegitimate object. The things that can be classified under such a subjection, however, are usually blatantly obvious. Drugs and Liquor, usually. Altering the mind and leading some to discover a concept of living that they never thought imaginable, or in contrast perhaps discovering that living was never intended to be done in the manner they thought it was. Usually this will lead to hallucinations and blurred thoughts of what is right or wrong, but on occasion the effects are much more severe. To the extent they can actually become life altering, and could determine what an individual spends their lives doing...unable to think of anything else. It's as if their brain melted, and they just became one with their madness.
It's questionable as to whether or not Fallen Souls is currently on that path. He was quite disillusioned and perhaps even considerably deranged earlier on in the evening, though he seemed to be perfectly fine and moderately happy as he talked to his tag team partner later on. It seems so inexplicable how rapidly he appeared to change and over such a short period of time, but apparently that would be the case. Mood swings between happiness, pain, denial and insanity. One would have to think he was too old for this..but apparently that's not the case.
FSX: I'm such a bundle of joy to be around, aren't I?
Smirking to himself, he would slowly make his way back to his locker room, sighing softly as he would stop for a moment on occasion in order to properly pace himself. He still appeared quite winded from the simplest of steps, but at least he wasn't grimacing as he has of late.
FSX: It's like I've become some kinda schizophrenic person who's well aware when they drift in and out of a specific personality. It disgusts me. I'm bad as Dan White.
Sighing softly as he reached the locker room and made his way into it, he looked around the rather bleak walls for a moment, contemplating something as he would soon lock the door behind himself.
FSX: Well, at least I know no one else will need to tonight. That's a good thing. I can just rest easy, being watching by the cameraman for some reason, and actually relax. It'll do me good, don't you think?
Looking to the camera for a moment, almost as if he was talking to the fans, he would wave his hand a bit as if he was expecting some sort of reply, only to eventually let out a sigh and make his way to a seat in the middle of the room.
FSX: You know, the camera guys are usually more talkative then you. I can get a rile out of them and give them a whooping for kicks...must mean your smart. That or deaf. Whichever works well for me!
Smiling a moment and leaning back into the chair he would let out another brief sigh, shifting a bit as his face seemed to show a glimpse of shooting pain on occasion as he closed his eyes, trying his best to ignore it.
FSX: Well..I guess I can't hurt anyone important to me in here anyway...no harm.
Slowly reaching into his pocket to grab something, likely the very same something he appeared intent on reaching for earlier on in the evening, he would suddenly freeze up. Staring blankly ahead of him as his eyes would slowly widen to a horrified state, he would let out a groan and fall forward to his knees, ripping his hand from his pocket and tossing the bottle of pills away from him in the process as he clutched desperately to his stomach, agonizing and writing there for a moment.
FSX: A..agh! What the fuck is this..?!
Struggling to maintain himself and calm down as he almost fell down to the fetal position he would let out another brief cry, convulsing there for a moment as a brief chuckle was heard from the corner of the room, Fallen far too distracted with his own current state of suffering to notice.
Man: You know, it really wasn't easy to escape that closet...you really should of known better then to do something so foolish. I would of just let you be if you didn't do something so drastic, but now I have no choice to end you.
FSX: W..who the fuck is there..? Why are you bitching?! Help me!
Another laugh heard from the shadows, Fallen would try to force himself to lift up his head and take a look in the direction of whatever sick minded man shared his presence for the moment, letting out a snide laugh a moment between his suffering as he saw it was one Spencer Maron, likely never expected to have made another appearance.
FSX: You...what the hell do you want with me? I answered all of your questions when you asked them...
Spencer: Then you shoved me into a room that took weeks to escape. You expect us to be even after something like that? There are repercussions to every action!
FSX: Bullshit...if that was the case you would of just taken your files and given them to Ginger. You would of ended me...unless you wanted something. Well..? What do you want?
Spencer: All I want is to witness you suffer.
Grinning from ear to ear as he approached Fallen as he seemed to be calming down for the moment and regaining voluntary control over his body, Maron wouldn't waste a moment before driving a pointed boot into Fallen's ribs, leaving the veteran to let out a pain staking cry and fall back to clutching onto himself.
Spencer: Your more pathetic then I ever could of imagined. Why are you still wrestling? Didn't you listen when I warned you about all of this a few weeks ago?
FSX: A..ahh...I don't listen to anonymous jackasses...
Sighing to himself as he didn't waste a moment driving another boot into Fallen's ribs, causing him to further agonize in the pain that he felt run through him from the shot, Spencer would soon look the bottle of pills that had flown across the room earlier. Smirking a moment, he would soon walk over to them and pick them up as Fallen looked on in horror.
FSX: Y..yes. That's exactly it. Give them to me, I need them!
Spencer: Now that's pitiful. Your using experimental drugs to maintain your body? I mean, just how banged up are you? Regular painkillers don't do the trick anymore?
FSX: I..it's none of your business! I got them, their mine, and I need them right now! Give them to me!
Sighing softly as he looked to the bottle of pills he would slowly shake his head, taking one of them out and setting it down on the floor as he pocketed the rest for the time being, slowly heading for the door.
Spencer: If you'd like the rest back then come to see me on Meltdown. From that point on we'll schedule the arraignments of your retirement officially, and free you of all this pain that is plaguing you.
FSX: F..fuck you! You don't control me! I don't have to listen to a damn thing you say, or give you a single explanation. It's my life and I can die slowly if I want too! Now...give me back my pills.
Spencer: I'll be here waiting for you. I know you'll show up, you can't just get these things for free...and I know you'll be in terrible suffering when I next see you as well. I could care less though. I'm taking these to let you experience life as a human again, so start suffering and learn your damn lesson!
Staring back to him for a moment, he would be quick to leave the room as Fallen stared on in shock, shifting a bit on the ground as he saw the single pill on the floor across the room. Not wasting a moment, Fallen would groan and attempt to drag himself across the floor toward it, desperate for salvation from this pain as he was having trouble making it there. After a few efforts, he came to a stop with it just out of reach and paused a moment to think about this.
FSX: Who the hell am I becoming..? I'm better then this...aren't I?
Sighing softly as he rested his forehead to the floor, it seems he'd have a good while to think about this. Is this what has become of Fallen Souls after so many years in the ring? Maybe...but as questions are answered, more are born. Is he still the man he once was long ago, and does he still have the energy himself to compete with and take on Evans? Or is his life one strictly of medication now? Regardless, by the look of his broken form and sheer desperation...Fallen Souls will someday soon die.
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Post by Jake Steele on Feb 9, 2009 18:20:36 GMT -5
"Rattlesnake Farewell Tour - First Stop" (Credit: Rattlesnake...duh)
Tonight is the beginning. Rattlesnake's first match of his Farewell Tour. And wouldn't you know it...it's against Macho Man RDK for the International Championship.
The encounters both of them had in the middle of 2006 were impressive. It all surrounded the International Championship. It's the one title that broke Rattlesnake into ACW history.
In 2006, at Seven Deadly Sins, Rattlesnake faced Macho Man RDK for the International Championship. At the end of the night, ACW and Rattlesnake, got their very own claim to fame. ACW got a new champion and Rattlesnake put another title on his illustrious resumé.
Tonight is a similar situation. This time, it's a 30-minute Iron Man match for the very same title. It's Seven Deadly Sins all over again. Tonight...Rattlesnake will shine once again.
Rattlesnake: I can hear it now. The arena is filled to the brim with thousands upon thousands of the ACW Elite. They all came to see a show like none other and tonight...they get that chance.
They've come to see their favorite ACW wrestlers in action. But more importantly, they have come to see an Iron Man match. They have come to see Macho Man RDK and Rattlesnake lock horns one more time. They have come to see the International Championship go on the line once again. After tonight, when they're at home or at work, they'll say that they went and saw the most epic championship match ever. And they'll even say that they witnessed the biggest title change imaginable.
RDK, in my time here, I've come to respect the hell out of you. Tonight we get to throw down one of the biggest matches in Warfare history and it's all for that International Championship you have.
Remember Seven Deadly Sins a few years back. I was all new and making a name for myself. I got my shot against the Macho Man in a Ladder match. I wasn't going to be denied that night. Remember it RDK?
Footage from the Ladder match airs.
As RDK starts to climb the ropes, the crowd starts to cheer more and more wildly, as RDK looks to connect with one of his rarest maneuvers. However, the high decibel level of the crowd doesn’t alert RDK to the arrival of Rattlesnake, who has snuck up on RDK, and gets beneath RDK, and powerbombs RDK back down to the mat…NO! RDK reverses the powerbomb into a modified swinging headscissors, which throws Rattlesnake down to the mat! RDK kips up after executing the maneuver, and instead of making another attempt at going for the Macho Moonsault, looks to the ladder. He moves over to the ladder, and gets the ladder completely set-up in the middle of the ring. However, as he does this, Rattlesnake tries to decapitate RDK via a lariat, but RDK blocks the attempt, and reverses it into a Rock Bottom!
McNally: Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! And Rattlesnake is out folks…
Edison: Hate to agree with you, but he’s as glazed over as Krispy Kreme donuts.
As RDK gets back up to his feet, he looks straight up. A simple climb is all that’s required for the champ to retain his title. He begins to ascend, as the crowd already pops in response to his imminent victory. He climbs to the top of the ladder, and as he reaches the top, he looks at the title, then back down at Rattlesnake. For a moment, he’s tempted to execute a maneuver from the top of the ladder, but the intelligent aspect of his own being quickly supercedes the Jeff Hardy psyche in him. He reaches to undo the strap, but as he does so, the ladder begins to shake! At the base of the ladder is Rattlesnake, lying on the ground, desperately trying to hold onto hopes of possibly winning this match, shakes with the intensity of a man with nothing to lose. The ladder becomes unstable, and RDK tries to stop it from swaying, but the attempt proves futile, as RDK falls off of the ladder! He crashes to the mat, and once again we’ve got both men down, but not for long, as Rattlesnake is back up to his feet, looking very weakened, but nevertheless still defying the critics here tonight as he fights off not only one of RDK’s finishers, but also his very sore back. He moves the ladder away from the middle of the ring, as to make room for something. He picks up RDK, and calls for the Snakebite! He lifts RDK up, but RDK shifts out of it, and spins Rattlesnake around, and nails the Macho Slam!
McNally: The Macho Slam! Good night Irene, this match is OVER!
RDK moves over to ladder and begins to climb up the ladder. The crowd as well as the general audience viewing at home is confused as RDK doesn’t move the ladder to the middle of the ring.
McNally: What’s going on?
Edison: It looks like RDK wants to put away Rattlesnake without a shadow of a doubt. However, what could do that?
McNally: I thought the Macho Slam would be enough. What’s he going to do? OH GOD! MACHO MOONSAULT!!!
RDK leaps off of the ladder, and in what seems to be an eternity in the air, twists into the famous moonsault press. He crashes on top of Rattlesnake, as the crowd goes absolutely crazy as RDK nails the biggest move in his repertoire!
McNally: DANGEROUSSSSSSS!!! What a picture-perfect Macho Moonsault! This match is without a shadow of a doubt over now.
As RDK begins to stir, fans are already cheering wildly in celebration of his victory, as he moves the ladder to the middle of the ring. He begins to climb the ladder, visibly sore from the landing of the moonsault but nevertheless very confident in his efforts here tonight. However, the crowd almost goes silent, as RDK pauses in shock!
McNally: OH…MY…GOD!!!
RDK can’t believe it, as Rattlesnake has made his way back up to his feet, even though he looks extremely shaky, with very little energy left in him. He grasps the ladder, and shakes the ladder once again, not letting up with his attempt. RDK continues to climb, trying to race Rattlesnake, as Rattlesnake doesn’t have much energy to shake the ladder. However, Rattlesnake reaches deep down, and begins to violently shake the ladder, which causes RDK to struggle with the balancing act he’s performing. Eventually, the ladder tips, as RDK falls…no!!! RDK catches one arm on the title…NO! He can’t hold on, as he crashes down to the mat violently, on the upper back region of his body, as he goes out like a light when the energy bill isn’t paid! Rattlesnake pulls the ladder back up, as he very slowly climbs the ladder, nearly falling off quite a few times, as he finally reaches the top! He steps up on the top rung, and reaches for the title, and slips! He rears back, and just barely catches himself, as he lunges for the title! The ladder falls down, as Rattlesnake catches onto the title, as he dangles in mid-air! However, as a nearly unconscious RDK lies in the ring, Rattlesnake uses the very last ounce of strength in his body, as he strips the belt’s button strap, and crashes down to the canvas, with the belt in hand! RAF calls for the bell!
Phillip: And here is your winner, and the NEW ACW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION, RATTLESNAKE!
The footage ends.
Rattlesnake: That night I was able to withstand a Rock Bottom, a Macho Slam AND a Macho Moonsault and walked out as the new International Champion.
Tonight will be no different. Everyone is going to say that lightning doesn't strike the same place twice. But that's a myth. Truth is lightning can strike the same place 8 times in a row. Tonight, lightning will strike twice. The only difference is that it will have taken over 2 years to strike the same place twice.
And it doesn't matter what strike I use to achieve it.
Paralyzer!
Rattlesnake hits his elbow.
Rattlesnake: WHAM!
Poisonous Venom!
Rattlesnake hits his elbow.
Rattlesnake: BLAM!
Constrictor!
Rattlesnake screams as he hits his elbow.
Rattlesnake: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! SHAM!
The rarely seen Venom Strike!
Rattlesnake jumps as high as he can in the air and hits his elbow.
Rattlesnake: YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! SPAM!
Or even the Snakebite!
Rattlesnake spins around, grabs someone walking by and slams them down with the Snakebite.
Rattlesnake: WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAA!! SHAZAM!
Rattlesnake looks into the camera.
Rattlesnake: It doesn't matter what move I use RDK. In 30 minutes, with all due respect, we're going to see a changing of the guard. In just 30 minutes, I will be the International Champion again.
The screen fades to black with a grinning Rattlesnake just watching.
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Post by Jake Steele on Feb 9, 2009 18:23:26 GMT -5
Match 5: Macho Man RDK vs. Rattlesnake - International Title - 30 Minute Ironman Match Philip: The following match is a 30-Minute Ironman Match, for the ACW International Championship!Huge cheers from the crowd.Edison: I can't WAIT for this match!!McNally: It should be an awesome encounter. By the way, let me introduce our guest commentator, Thunder Train.Train: That's right, you better introduce me or I'll fire your ass.Philip: Coming first to the ring, from Orlando, Florida, weighing at 257 lbs...Rattlesnake!! The lights fade to black. Two green spotlight shine across the fans and stop at the top of the entrance ramp. The spotlights quickly shut off shortly after. The words "Don't fear the reaper, fear the Rattler" echo throughout the arena followed by "Blind" by Silverchair. The spotlights flicker back on as a huge surge of green pyros blast off with a huge cloud of smoke. As the smoke clears, Rattlesnake appears in the spotlights. He slowly walks down the ramp and looks at the fans as he passes. He stops to look around to cheers from the fans. He starts walking down to the ring again. As he inches closer to the ring, the arena lights slowly come back on until he reaches the steps. He walks up and steps into the ring. He walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs it. He looks around as flashbulbs continuously go off. He nods his head and jumps down. McNally: He looks determined. But he may not have a great amount of time left in ACW.Edison: True, but I'm sure he'll want to add as many titles to that as he possibly can.Train: Oh please, he can't win here tonight. Once he looks at me over here, he'll run away, just like last time.McNally: I highly doubt that Train. Rattlesnake is an excellent wrestler and I doubt he fears anybody, especiall you.Philip: And his opponent, from Yellowknife, Canada, weighing at 270 lbs...the ACW International Champion, The Macho Man RDK!! ”Macho Man” hits, and the fans go absolutely mental as RDK walks out with a confident walk. With the title on his shoulder, he looks determined going into what may be the final chapter in his match with Rattlesnake, and he's determined to make it a winning end. He slides into the ring, climbing on several of the turnbuckles before giving his belt to the referee, and getting ready for this blockbuster Main Event.McNally: RDK is loved by this crowd!Edison: He looks ready for this long match!Train: That's what she said.Bell Rings The timer on the bottom right hand corner of the screen begins to count down, and you would not believe how hot the crowd is for this match. In light of Rattlesnake's impending Retirement Tour, and RDK getting back to the form of his life, they anticipate a killer match. But at the same time, with Thunder Train sitting on the outside doing commentary, the crowd and wrestlers alike cannot help but cast a trailing eye over to the table. Carter Donovan calls for both men to come out of their corner, and like old times, they lock up. The buzz around the arena is amazing, as Rattlesnake pushes RDK away, and throws a couple of punches, forcing him against the ropes. Both men then grab each other around the neck, and RDK gets the upper hand, forcing Snake to one knee. He then manages to shrug Sake off, and begins throwing some Macho Overhand Punches PUNCH!
PUNCH!
PUNCH!
PUNCH!!! McNally: RDK really dishing out the punishment to Rattlesnake early on!Edison: He'll want to score as many falls as he can and in as little time!Train: Thank you Captain Obvious.The fans are going crazy for the punches, with the fourth one sending Rattlesnake to the ground. RDK gets the crowd going even more by lifting his arms up, and Snake scowls at him, before scrambling back to his feet. The duo lock up again, and Snake attempts an Irish Whip. RDK reverses it, but Snake bounces off the ropes and RDK makes the mistake of doubling himself over. Snake plants him with a Triple H-style knee strike, sending RDK up into a stance, albeit it whilst extremely groggy. Snake then attempts to take the advantage of the match, and grabs RDK around the neck, planting him with a single-arm DDT. He rolls RDK over onto his back, and smirks at him. He wants to win the International Title back so desperately, and from the man who he both won and then lost the belt to. He bounces off the ropes, attempting to land a Leg Drop, but RDK manages to roll out of the way, and Snake hits the canvas hard. RDK attempts to pin Snake's shoulders down, but the Rattler grabs RDK's arm, trying to lock it into a Cross-Armbar. Fortunately, RDK is too close to the ropes and manages to stretch his foot out, locking hold of them, and avoiding losing the first fall of this Ironman match. Both men get to their feet, and lock up once again. RDK shrugs Snake away and attempts to throw another Macho Overhand Punch, but Snake ducks under the hand, waiting for RDK to turn around before taking him down with a Yakuza Kick out of nowhere. He makes the cover: 1.. ... ... 2.. ... ..Kickout by RDK McNally: Nice kickout there by RDK.Rattlesnake thumps the ground once in frustration, as he was sure that the sheer surprise of the Yakuza Kick would have been enough to keep Macho down, but clearly not. He lifts himself up, and picks the Macho Man up as well. He whips RDK at the ropes, this time succeeding, but Macho bounces off them and responds with a diving shoulder block, to which the fans respond with a pop. Snake falls to the ground, but he's quick to his feet, and the duo lock up again. RDK gets the upper hand again, forcing Snake into a Snap Suplex, and the ring shakes as he brings Snake down. He picks Snake up, this time lifting him into a Scoop Slam. There's another pop here, but the pop is quickly shuttered as Snake manages to land on his feet behind RDK. RDK looks confused as he turns around, trying to find his feet, but walks straight up onto Snake's shoulders. Snake has to lift an extra 13 lbs but he makes it look effortless as he goes for the Snakebite. But RDK manages to spin off Snake's shoulders, and bring him crashing down to earth with a huge DDT, much to the cheers of the crowd. There's a huge pop as RDK rolls Rattlesnake up: 1.. ... ... 2.. ... ...Kickout by Rattlesnake! There's a sigh of frustration from the Machomaniacs in the audience, and the man who created Macho Mania in the ring. But in true Macho fashion, he shrugs his shoulders and looks for the next plan of attack. He picks Snake up, but Snake fights back with a few punches to the mid-section. RDK tries to endure as many punches as he can, but Snake's sheer force results in him doubling over. Snake sees this as a great opportunity, nipping behind RDK and planting him with a huge Pumphandle Slam. There's a huge cheer for this, and the Snakaholics in the crowd are really gunning for their man. Snake smirks, as he lifts Macho up again, and forces him into the corner. Snake really goes to work on Macho's stomach area, going for Undertaker-style body shots that wear his opponent down. RDK looks a tad rough as Snake then takes him out of the corner, and whips him at the ropes. But RDK manages to reverse it, sending Snake flying. Snake bounces off the ropes and returns to the middle, landing right into a JABRONI BUSTER!!! McNally: The Jabroni Buster! RDK has planted the Jabroni Buster!Edison: Oh man, that was awesome!!As the crowd goes mental, Macho Man hooks the leg: 1.. ... ... 2.. ... ... 3!! McNally: And RDK has scored the first fall of the match!Train: Thunder Train being the technical master that he is would have countered that pin into some kind of pin.Another large pop as RDK rolls off his opponent, scoring the first pinfall of the night, as it comes up on the titantron. Macho Man RDK: 1 Rattlesnake: 0 – 21 Minutes Remaining
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Post by Jake Steele on Feb 9, 2009 18:24:29 GMT -5
As the referee sees to Rattlesnake, allowing him to get to his feet before RDK makes any movement, RDK turns to his back to the crowd, posing in front of them and showing off his body. The crowd cheer loudly for him, as flashbacks to the pose-offs between himself and Amo the Great are remembered. But the cheers are quickly muted as Rattlesnake, who shows a startling recovery, sneaks in and tosses RDK over the top rope to the outside, to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Snake ignores them, and instead slides under the bottom ropes, joining RDK on the outside. But RDK fights back, playing possum before whacking Snake in the face with a Polish Hammer. The shot knocks Snake a few steps back, and RDK then charges at him, football tackle style. But Snake dodges out the way, and RDK crashes hard into the ring post, stumbling backwards whilst cradling his right shoulder. He turns around, but is in no condition to reverse anything, and Snake plants him with a Spinebuster onto the floor. He then takes a microphone from Philip, clearing it, and beginning to speak. Snake: RDK, I AM the Vision of Greatness!!Edison: Well Train, what do you think to that?Train ignores the comment and opens a bag of chips.Train: I think *MUNCH* that hes a *MUNCH* still a bitch.A mix of cheers and jeers as he tosses the microphone ear to where Thunder Train is sitting. Snake then picks RDK up, and rolls him into the ring. RDK looks pretty worse for wear, and pinning Snake earlier may have been a big mistake, as Snake looks adamant in getting some form of revenge. He lifts RDK up to his feet, and the former 2-time World Champion stumbles around the ring like a drunk. Snake plants him with a club to the back of his head, doubling him over, in preparation it seems to do some real damage. He hooks RDK around the neck again, and tries to go for a Suplex. But RDK resists, lifting Snake up into his own! Unfortunately for RDK, Snake lands on his back. He quickly turns around, grabbing RDK and hitting him with the Poisonous Venom!! RDK doesn't see it coming and both German Suplexes connect, with the latter making the cover: 1.. ... ... 2.. ... ... 3!! McNally: Wow, I must say I'm surprised Rattlesnake got the pin there!Edison: Either way, he's leveled the score now!There's a pop as the match levels, and Snake rolls off of RDK. Macho Man RDK: 1 Rattlesnake: 1 – 17 Minutes Remaining Rattlesnake rolls off of RDK. He's pleased with victory, but at the same time he knows that he won't win the International Title by drawing with the icon of ACW. He pauses for a couple of moments, resting on the ropes to allow RDK to get up to his feet. RDK looks a bit flustered; his shoulder looks pretty bad, and he doesn't look in good shape at all. Rattlesnake easily controls him when the two lock up, and he flings RDK at the ropes with ease. Snake attempts a lariat, but RDK manages to hold onto the ropes and Snake hits thin air, confusing himself. RDK responds quickly, rushing forward and taking the big man down with a Swinging Neckbreaker. As a well-known Trademark, the Neckbreaker gains a pop, and RDK rolls Rattlesnake into a pin: 1.. ... ... 2.. ... ... Kickout by Rattlesnake More frustration for the Macho Man! He shakes his head in disbelief, looking over at Carter, who firmly keeps two fingers held. RDK rolls his eyes, and lifts Rattlesnake up to his feet. He clubs a fist over Snake's eyebrows, and immediately the referee steps in. Ref Watch it, RDK. Anymore closed-hand punches and I'll award a fall to Snake. McNally: RDK is getting careless, now. He doesn't need to get himself into any unwanted bother.Edison: Yeah, the last thing he needs is to lose falls by getting disqualified!Train: See, this is what I'm talking about. This man, who these people adore, is using cheap tactics like that.Edison: I agree with Train here. RDK needs to get his head back into the game.RDK shakes his head again as the crowd shows Carter how they feel. RDK picks Snake up out of the corner, and throws a couple of open-hand punches, in an attempt to wear the man down. It seems to start to do the job, and RDK whips Snake to the ropes, planting him with a huge Samoan Drop that feels like an eternity to come down to the ground. But either way, as the ring shakes, the fans cheer, and RDK gets up to his feet, feeling the groove. Snake is getting back to his feet, slowly and surely, and he walks straight towards the Macho Man. Straight into a... Edison: ROCK BOTTOM!! ROCK BOTTOM!!...But Rattlesnake has other ideas, elbowing himself out of harm's way before the move can be hit, and this dampens the crowd somewhat. He aims a Shoulder Block at RDK, but RDK manages to evade it at the last possible moment. Rattlesnake continues to bounce off the ropes, and RDK runs towards him with his arm outstretched. The lariat appears nigh, but he's taken by surprise by The Paralizer!! Snake rolls RDK up: 1.. ... ... 2.. ... ... 3!!! Train *With mouthful of chips*: No fucking way...OM NOM NOMMcNally: RDK didn't expect it! Rattlesnake has turned this around with less than half the match remaining!Macho Man RDK: 1 Rattlesnake: 2 – 13 Minutes Remaining Well, that's a bit of a surprise. Rattlesnake rolls off RDK, and suddenly, it looks like we might be seeing a new International Champion being crowned. The Emperor of the Ring winner 2007 waits in the corner as RDK gets to his feet, but is clearly shaken by the Paralizer, that took him and everyone by surprise. He has less than 13 minutes though to get another fall back, and Snake isn't going to be an easy opponent. The two lock up, but it's clear that Snake has the advantage, as he slowly forces RDK back, despite being lighter. RDK tries to shove Snake away and he does so, but his punching is too slow and Snake punishes him with a brutal Powerslam. The crowd really aren't liking what they are seeing, and just hope that RDK can turn the match around like he has done before, and hope that he's just milking his injuries and then suddenly explode into action. But hope is a brittle thing, and Rattlesnake lifts RDK up, and RDK slumps straight back down onto the ropes. But that just proves to be another part of his downfall, as he just bounces straight back into the middle of the ring, and straight into a Chokeslam from Snake. RDK manages to elbow his way out of the move just in time, but he's still rather groggy, stumbling around the ring, and Rattlesnake manages to shake off being elbowed in the temple, scooping RDK onto his shoulders, and planting the Snakebite!! McNally: Another Snakebite!!Edison: Rattlesnake is dominating!Train: Rattlesnake isn't dominating anyone dammit!RDK is barely moving, his mouth wide open and his eyes shut, as Rattlesnake hooks the leg: 1.. ... ... 2.. ... ... 3!!! McNally: 3-1 now, and we have just 10 minutes left. It'll take a minor miracle for RDK to get out of this one with his beltTrain: RDK sucks even more than I originally thought.Edison: Train, do you even have a favorite in this match?Train: I hate them both so much, so no.
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Post by Jake Steele on Feb 9, 2009 18:24:34 GMT -5
The score comes back up on the titantron, and it doesn't make easy reading. Macho Man RDK: 1 Rattlesnake: 3 – 10 Minutes Remaining There's cheers and boos for Snake as he rests on the ropes, waiting for RDK to recover. He may be a face, but there's not many people at all who can get cheers over the Macho Man. But with 10 minutes left, all he needs to do is keep his calm, and he'll be on his way. Macho Man meanwhile has gotten to his feet with the aid of the referee, but he's still staggering about the place like a drunken elderly relative at a wedding, and the signs do not look good at all. The referee decides not to let the match continue yet, but at RDK's on peril as the clock continues to tick down. Snake decides to take this opportunity to play around with the crowd a bit, throwing his arms in the air and stuff. Eventually, Macho Man staggers out of his corner, and straight up onto the shoulders of Snake. McNally: I think we're going to see another Snakebite, folks!But RDK manages to show some great strength as he struggles out of it. Rattlesnake turns around – MACHO SLAM!! McNally: What a reversal!! What a move!! RDK's planted the Macho Slam on Rattlesnake!Edison: WOW!!!Train: Not that impressive. I would have countered that into a 450 splash...The pop from the crowd is phenomenal, as RDK shows great determination out of nowhere. But he's also got no energy left, and neither has Rattlesnake, and both men lay flat out in the ring as the referee begins his count. The crowd are egging both men on, shouting both their names and not wanting this match to end without a Hollywood-style finish. To (most of) their cheers, the International Champion is up to his feet first, slowly dragging himself up with the aid of the ropes. Rattlesnake follows on the other side of the ring, but stumbles backwards, straight into a second successive Macho Slam! McNally: Another one!!Edison: AMAZING BY RDK!! WHAT A MOVE!! SNAKE CAN'T WAKE UP AFTER THAT!!!Train: Snake is dead...again.This time, RDK is able to make a cover, and the crowd chants with the referee: 1.. ... ... 2.. ... ... 3!!! McNally: There's seven minutes left. Can RDK do it? Can he reverse the scores and retain his belt?Macho Man RDK: 2 Rattlesnake: 3 – 7 Minutes Remaining He's halved the deficit, but has RDK given himself enough time to get back into this match? He manages to pick himself up, and it really looks like the two Macho Slams have given him a second wind, and the crowd are strongly behind him to try and make something of this match. He lifts Rattlesnake up, and forces him into the corner. He throws a few more punches, trying to wear down the former champion as much as he possibly can. He then whips Rattlesnake into the opposite corner, but Rattlesnake manages to reverse it. As a result, RDK hits the turnbuckles, hard, and bounce back, straight into a Full Nelson Slam. Once again, one of Rattlesnake's hard-hitting moves results in a ring-shaking move, and this move one that really hurts the lower back of the champion, who wails out in pain. Knowing that he just has to let the clock run down, Rattlesnake lifts RDK up, but quickly applies the Constrictor, a Dragon Sleeper hold, which is the perfect way to keep RDK from breaking free and getting his groove on, and at the same time potentially put the match out of reach. Crowd: MACHO! MACHO! MACHO! MACHO! McNally: The crowd hotly getting behind RDK, but there's still a lot to do here.Edison: Yeah, that Constrictor isn't an easy move to escape from!Train: Oh God. These idiots need to shut up.McNally: The fans payed for their tickets, they can say whatever they want to.Train: Hey JR, c|:rThe fans are certainly behind him, and there's a cheer as his free left hand clenches up. Rattlesake's eyes widen, and he mouths the words “No!”, knowing that if Macho gets going, there might be no stopping him. He attempts to apply more pressure onto the Dragon Sleeper, but it only spurs RDK on. He tries to force forwards, out of the bent-over-backwards position he's currently in, in an attempt to break the hold. His fists are shaking as he tries with his might, and there's a huge pop as he manages to move into a standing position, having broken the Constrictor. Rattlesnake turns around, but the Macho Man knocks him down to the floor with a Flipping Neckbreaker. Within an instant, RDK has kipped himself up, and there's a huge pop. He knows that there's not much time left at all, and he climbs up to the titantron without any form of taunt. He then leaps off the turnbuckle, in an awesome MACHO MOONSAULT, landing firmly on top of Rattlesnake! Train: SON OF A BITCH!McNally: Macho Moonsault! RDK has surely levelled the match!Edison: DAAAAAANNNGERRRRROOOOOUUUUSSSSSSSSS!!!!1.. ... ... 2.. ... ... 3!!!!! McNally: He's done it! There scores are level at 3-3!Train: Seriously? ....RDK breathes a huge sigh of relief, as he rolls off Rattlesnake and gets to his feet, having equalled the match up. Macho Man RDK: 3 Rattlesnake: 3 – 3 Minutes Remaining Only 180 seconds, and RDK now knows that the ball's in his court. All he needs to do is avoid being pinned. But that's easier said than done, as both men get to their feet and almost instantly, Rattlesnake pummels RDK in the jaw with a jab. He follows this up with a second jab, and then a third, and then a fourth, and RDK is stunned. Rattlesnake then waves his arms from right to left, but rather than go for a haymaker or clothesline, he grabs RDK around the throat, and there's a pop as for the second time in the match he attempts to go for the Chokeslam. He tightens his grip around RDK's throat, and his veins bulge, the sweat pouring out of his skin. RDK prepares for the worst, as Rattlesnake hooks the arm, and lifts him up into the air.... ...But as he's in the air, RDK pulls himself around, locking Rattlesnake into the Macho Facelock!! McNally: Macho's locked in the Facelock, now. The PERFECT way to run the clock down.Edison: Smart moves by the Canadian!Train: That's an Oxymoron, moron. No such thing as smart Canadians.A pop goes out, as a quick glance by RDK to the titantron shows that we have very little time left. Just around a minute to go, before the match is over. Rattlesnake needs the pin, but it seems unlikely, as RDK holds the submission in tightly, hoping to affirm a genuine win against the Vision of Greatness. As this happens, a chant for Rattlesnake starts to form in the crowd... Crowd: RATTLE-SNAKE! RATTLE-SNAKE! RATTLE-SNAKE! RATTLE-SNAKE! And on cue.... CROWD: R-D-K! R-D-K! R-D-K! R-D-K! McNally: The crowd is inseparable! This is the best atmosphere I've heard here in months!!Train: They should be yelling "THUN-DER TRAIN!" "THUN-DER TRAIN!"The fans are extremely hot, as RDK keeps the hold in. Rattlesnake is slowly beginning to fade, and his eyes roll into the back of his head, and this sparks the referee into life, as the count gets to 10. 10... 9.... Referee lifts up the arm..........It falls Referee: ONE!! McNally: That doesn't look good...8.... 7.... 6.... Referee lifts it a second time.....again, it falls Referee: TWO!! Edison: RDK's gonna nick this, Max!5... 4... 3... Referee lifts it a third time.... Referee: THR-NO! NO! HE'S STILL HERE!! McNally: Snake's gonna walk out with a draw!!And there's a pop, as Rattlesnake manages to keep his arm up, showing that he's not going to give up, even if the match is about to finish. 2... 1.... *Bell rings* There's an aura of confusion in the crowd, as RDK immediately releases the hold, and falls to the floor, suffering from a serious case of fatigue. But Philip knows his duty, and steps forward, microphone in hand.Philip: Ladies and gentlemen, as a result of this 3-3 scoreline, this match is a draw!Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOO!!! McNally: Well, these fans don't like the decision...Train: THEY BOTH EQUALLY SUCK!Philip: And as a result, STILL International Champion, The Macho Man RDK!! There's a huge pop from the crowd, albeit from one or two, for the announcement of RDK as the champion, still. There's even a few sly cries for “5 more minutes”, but anyone that saw this match would know that both these men gave it their absolute all, and that 5 more minutes would only end in yet another stalement.McNally: Well, they only got a draw, but they both deserved that. What a truly amazing advertisement for ACW.Edison: They gave it everything, Max!”Macho Man” plays in the background, and RDK is assisted to his feet by the referee. He's handed his belt, and another pop goes up as he throws his arms up, and rests against the ropes. He notices Rattlesnake getting to his feet, and RDK is cautious, as the man that took him to a 30-minute draw looks a tad annoyed at himself. He was 3-1 up and there was 7 minutes to go, yet he was unable to capitalise on that and ultimately lost the match. It's understandable if he feels a little bit pissed off. The music fades and the duo come face to face, maybe ready for one last round....McNally: What's going to happen here?Train: Hopefully, they both announce early retirement.But the two men both hug, and another huge pop goes up from the crowd. Rattlesnake lifts RDK's arm up, pointing to the man. They may have only drawn, but RDK was able to play his cards right at the end of the match, and Snake then exits the ring to a standing ovation, leaving RDK to continue celebrating in the ring.McNally: Well it's brilliant to see them like this. And may I give special thanks to our co-commentator for this match, Thunder Train!Edison: Yeah, thanks, Train...Train: You guys are lucky I don't eat you! OM NOM!!Fade Out.
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Post by Jake Steele on Feb 9, 2009 18:25:13 GMT -5
“Leading the Lamb to Slaughter” Thunderkiss: Game Over Finale Credit: Danny Mainer, Thunderkiss [The staff at Midpoint Hospital are on standby for yet another Thunderkiss visit. At this point in his career, he should be given the medial equivalent for frequent filer miles though tonight he will not be adding anymore on his tally. His ambulance hijacked by the “Pyscho Butcher,” he is truly on the highway to hell and there is no turning back. His body thriving in pain, he fights through it to keep conscious. Thunderkiss has had enough of the “blackouts” and has decided that if it is his fate to come up on the short end of the stick tonight, he’ll at least remember how he went down. From the cabin, a voice gives him all the motivation in the world to do so.] Danny Mainer: ”Awww, you better not pass out on me Aid, this party is only just getting started baby! I’m nowhere NEAR finished with you! HAHAHAHAHA!!!”Thunderkiss: I wouldn’t expect less from you, considering you’ve never been able to finish a damn thing in your entire life!Danny Mainer: ”Shhhhh! Save your energy for screaming, boy’o. Now hold on tight, things are about to get a tad rocky! Makes a change really as I was always the stupid one doing your benign poprocks and coke crap!” [Mainer drives the ambulance down a ditch and then over a steep hill, parking it on one of the many beaches that makes up ACW’s border. A scene of fun and prosperity during the Summer months, this backdrop now reeks with the stench of death and vengeance. With reckless abandon Mainer yanks TK out of the ambulance, Gurney and all, and tosses him on his side. The bones from his broken ribs pierce his lungs like hot fire pokers and desperation sets in. Not wanting to drown on his own blood, he rips free from his shackles and begins to struggle to his feet. The fractures in his lower extremities tell his body this won’t be happening anytime soon and he collapses back to a fetal position. He feels helpless, weak and his disdain for these feelings almost matches his hatred for Danny Mainer.] Danny Mainer: ”Oh ho fucking ho! I’ve seen that look before, it’s your world famous “death stare.” Well Aiden, stare all you want, there ain’t a damn thing you can do about this! You’re about as able to defend yourself as a spastic in a giant milkshake blender! Feels nasty, eh Aid? This feeling of weakness, like you can’t DO ANYTHING to save your own skin. Get a good taste of the pain buddy boy. Shoot every ounce of it up in your veins you rotten shit because I want you to know EXACTLY how I felt when you did it to me! The one love of your life, the one thing that has never let you down has now been taken from you, just like YOU took Caitlynn from me! You will never, EVER, step a foot into a wrestling ring again. Your fame and fortune has just been flushed down the toilet, Aiden. This is for Jason Freeman, Dan White, Anna Summers, Gingerdude, ALL of Entourage! Every man, woman and child you EVER hurt you sick fuck! Enjoy your early retirement!”Thunderkiss: Look at you, acting like you’re the big man now. Let me tell you something, Danny Mainer, you’ve gone and fucked up again. You think that thing in you is going to just walk away when it’s done with you? Think again. You are now nothing more than a slave, trust me, I know better than anyone. You have just sold yourself out for an eternity of pain and punishment just so you can revel in a few minutes of revenge. Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. Also, let me let you in on a little secret, Mainer. While you think you and Jashin are good buddies, know that he was quite pleased snapping your arm in half oh so many months ago. He cares nothing for you, only what you can do for HIM. Free yourself of him before you suffer what I’ve had to endure. [glow=red,2,300]“Lies, don’t listen to him.” [/glow] Thunderkiss: And you won’t, Mainer. You want to know why? You’re weak. You always have been. Since our youth, you have never been able to control your own life and seek out others to do it for you. That is why you latched onto me. I was the one who took life by its balls while you couldn’t. I was someone you could try to emulate and Lord knows that you’ve done exactly that. Look at your life, Danny. It parallels my own. Do you think that is by coincidence? Hardly. You may hate me, despise me and want nothing more than to see my in agony, but the sad, pitiful truth Danny Masterson is that you, deep down, want nothing more than to BE-LIKE-ME.Danny Mainer: ”FUCK YOU! I didn’t HAVE to become a wrestler Aid, you know full well about my kickboxing history. I could’ve been the best but you dragged me into this world with you and since as long as I can remember I’ve always been known as your UNDERLING! People have always told me I’m following in your foot steps and that I strive to be like you. Well maybe they were right?! Maybe I did strive to be like you as honestly, you MADE my wrestling career. You are THE FATHER of my wrestling legacy so to speak, who was the first person to body slam me through a table and put me into A&E? YOU. Who did I NOT press charges against when he piledrivered me onto concrete?! YOU. You’re a second father to me but they say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. I strove to be like you and ended up in this shithole, screwed by the man I thought I could trust most. I’m going to enjoy EVERY second of your lament!”[glow=red,2,300]“I’ve had enough of his slander. Shut him up. Do it now.”[/glow] [The hand holding the scalpel begins to tremble as if it has a mind of its own. Mainer fights its upwards advance with his other in an internal game of chess that is now locked in a stalemate.] Danny Mainer: ”Fuck it Jashin. I’ve got what I came for. He got the message. He’s had enough. He’s lucky if he’ll ever be able to walk again.”[glow=red,2,300]“I-SAID-DO-IT”[/glow] Danny Mainer: ”Get ... out ... of ... my - ARGH!!!!!! ”[His thought process is gone. His conscious is gone. His sanity is gone. The only that resides underneath Mainer’s eyes is pure, unadulterated evil and it’s thirst for blood wishes to be quenched.] Electric Head: [glow=red,2,300]”Consider it done.”[/glow] *SSSSSSSPLUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT* Thunderkiss: Hu-RK....... Ca-GHgh....
*SPIT* [Mainer’s face now matches the ground, an this is act of vandalism that will not go unpunished. His boot lashes out like a bullet from a gun and rockets TK’s chin upwards, separating the skin on his neck even further. The death knell has been delivered and Thunderkiss’ body lands on its side, eyes pointed upwards into the sky. The twinkle of the galaxy above him begins to dim to blackness. As he does so, he makes one last wish upon the stars and that is to soon join them.]
Danny Mainer: ”Game Over, Aiden.”
[The gleam from the scalpel captivates Mainer and he moves it closer into his line of sight. It shimmers in the moonlight as if it is cleansing his soul of the anguish of the last few months; he is finally free. The blood dripping from it reminds him of a paint brush and his eyes move downward to examine his “canvas.”. His heightened senses pick up a faint heart beat that continues to get weaker with each constriction. To him and the other that shares his soul, this is a moment that needs to be relished, cherished, as if it was a score from a symphony orchestra.]
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Feb 9, 2009 18:29:30 GMT -5
AMAZING Iron Man Match Brudahs! I really enjoyed it! OoOoH Yeaah!
Danny Mainer/Thunderkiss is heating up!
Macho's MVP of the Week --> A.C Evans
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Post by Jake Steele on Feb 9, 2009 18:30:25 GMT -5
Note: Extremely sorry for the lateness of the overall show people. If we're being honest, after I found out that the segments I needed weren't done, I went out for a little bit. Time flew by, and... here we are.
I hope you all still enjoy the show.
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Post by xs3 on Feb 9, 2009 18:41:03 GMT -5
WTF MAINER YOU MASS MURDERER On that note, great job to everyone, particularly the Ironman match, X and Wayde. Jay Zero... Your time is nigh...
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Feb 9, 2009 20:37:35 GMT -5
Mad props to Dan White on the main event. I had some community service shit so I couldn't read it right away, but WOW man, that was a spectacular main event for a weekly show.
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Post by acevans on Feb 9, 2009 21:20:40 GMT -5
Mainer and Evans should form a tag team.
We're both murderers. <_<
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Post by Scott Andrews on Feb 9, 2009 21:30:40 GMT -5
My computer should be fixed tomorrow which means I can actually write this Meltdown! Yay!
In other news: awesome show! Good to see such great segments from everyone. And yeah, WTF Mainer? Murderer!
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Post by bryce on Feb 10, 2009 5:52:13 GMT -5
Steele I think you forgot to change the result to one of the matches...>_>
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