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Post by Thunderkiss on Jan 17, 2008 12:50:44 GMT -5
SURGE is the champion with help of .... The Macho Man!? UNBELIEVEABLE!
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Post by The Senator on Jan 29, 2008 12:19:58 GMT -5
LUE: "Machomania Will Not Die" Results TheConstituent: Yeah, believe it or not, RDK has signed a short term spot contract for LUE, and this show sure had an epic main event. Match #1: Psymon Khalifa def. GWD with a Shining Wizard at 7:56 (Short match, with lots of GWD chinlocking. Not much to comment on otherwise) Match #2: Daunte Thomas and Freight Train McMichaelson def. Radobar and Monkeybaal when McMichaelson hit the Patriot Tackle on Monkeybaal at 12:31 (Formula tag, nothing out of the ordinary here, other than to mention that the reason Tyd was replaced with Radobar, was because Tyd was busy chasing Simba Mufasa around the building) Match #3: Da Outsider def. Anthem via. DQ at 7:53 (Nice brawl, with Anthem dominating matters, and it seemed he was going to win easily, until Irie the Intimidator appeared, and clocked Outsider with a chair Anthem protested, and also recieved a chair shot, with Irie proclaiming his dominance afterwards) Match #4: Julio Rivera Goodbye Match: Julio Rivera def. Michelle Vanguard with a Samba Suplex at 4:02 (Julio had his choice of opponents here, and picked Michelle, challenging her to a danceoff. The two actually tangoed in the ring, until the referee told him it was a regular match, at which point he hit the Samba Suplex, and pinned her...LUE...how I love your goofy storylines at times...) Match #5: ALL OUT WAR(5 on 5 tag): The Italian Mafia: Venom Giovanni, Donatello Enzo, Gotti, Eddie the Wire, and Tony the Rod def. The New Nation of Awesomation: SURGE, Macho Man RDK, Bob "the Swerve" DiLas, Amo the Great, and "Force of Nature" Danny Richards when Venom used the Italian Decimator on Richards at 24:01 (Gigantic main event. RDK got an amazing pop, as did the rest of his team upon entering. NOA did heavy damage to the Italian Mafia early on, with Gotti eating a Macho Slam, and Enzo taking the Running Dropkick from SURGE. Bob was isolated for a good deal of time in the opposite corner, and was hit by a tree of woe facelocked sliding dropkick from the Goodfellas. The Italians seemed to be on the verge of defeat, when Eddie the Wire hit RDK with a lead pipe while on the apron(and with a distrated ref), taking him out of the game. Enzo and Gotti managed to start a big brawl in the NOA corner, also distracting the ref, while Tony the Rod punched Danny Richards below the belt multiple times, tagging Venom in, who hit his Burning Hammer variation for the win. Good action, great seeing RDK, and this is surely not the end of this feud.) All in all, overall, it was a show that focused largely on the main event. If you catch that, and perhaps the Julio antics, you'll be just fine missing the sparse undercard, which is understandable, considering that about the entire main event of the company was featured in the main. Not the best show ever, but it was good enough for your usual LUE fare.
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Post by The Senator on Feb 3, 2008 15:06:00 GMT -5
You....Me....lolHEETMAANN: alphacw.proboards34.com/index.cgi?board=worldwide&action=display&thread=1201846811&page=2#1201928111Watch this vid, and laugh! TehHaRdCoRe1: i dunt git itt Jakealope: SCREEEECH! That's hilarious, nice find. Crash_Lightnin: EPIC LULZ!!!! TK just scared the little man so much that he forgot who was who!! FunSuperXtreme: *Points to self* You! *Points to Thunderkiss* Me! *Falls over* RontheManMIZ: You earned this: #<^O FalloutRules: Ron, you're an idiot. And Heetmaan, why are you making fun of Fallout instead of talking about how great the show was? Haters like you tick me off. LordofHardcore: Here come the fanboy flames...oh wait, they already fizzled out at the gates. Lame. You DO know you make yourself look stupid when you do that, FalloutRules, don't you? RontheManMIZ: Here come the fanboy flames...oh wait, they already fizzled out at the gates. Lame. You DO know you make yourself look stupid when you do that, FalloutRules, don't you?QFT^ LordofHardcore: Heh, like you're any more mature, Ron... RontheManMIZ: [This message has been deleted by a moderator] HEETMAANN: Why do my topics have to always end up like this? AffirmativeLatino: well I thougt it was funny... RontheManMIZ: [This message has been deleted by a moderator] RontheManMIZ: [This message has been deleted by a moderator] LordofHardcore: Uh...yeah. RontheManMIZ: [This message has been deleted by a moderator] AtomicBess: One more message like that, and you can kindly kiss your current account goodbye, Ron. You know better than to do this:) RontheManMIZ: [This message has been deleted by a moderator] FalloutRules: Hahahahahahhahaha!!!!!! Name: RontheManMIZ Status: 0 Suspended(The user of this account will not be able to post any messages pending further review.)
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 3, 2008 15:21:20 GMT -5
Good ole Ron, getting himself deleted. by the way good segment tk/hitman
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Post by The Senator on Feb 4, 2008 19:10:37 GMT -5
Kevin Anderson doesn't represent MY internet!
Jakealope: SCREEECH! Kevin Anderson sucks, worst interviewer ever, and he better not say he's my voice again, or I'll reach through my tv and smack him!
miss~diva69: Ooooh, Jakealope is POed! I don't like Kevin, either, though:)
Ghostface5: Kevin Anderson listens to boy bands, that is all.
JuJuBeans: I hate Kevin Anderson, too, he's always so stupid.
ExpectUnexpected: None of you get it. Kevin Anderson is the most brilliant thing going in ACW right now. He played the whole IWC like putty in his hands, and it's beautiful. Now, Anderson's not just that one announcer who ticks wrestlers off in his interviews, he's The Internet. I love it.
IamUntouchable: Kevin always cracked me up, especially that one time when he pissed off Bladeshadow.
PredHeadCommander: I never minded his interviews, but his new "gimmick" is just plain stupid. Of course, ExpectUnexpected loves it, since he always has to cut against the grain.
ExpectUnexpected: Man, you just don't get it. That's all. It's laughable that someone who's a Predator fan thinks this is stupid. It's the exact same thing, except, really, Kevin's even better at this than Predator.
PredHeadCommander: I like Predator because he can wrestle, and is hilarious whenever he talks. Kevin Anderson is just yawn inducing. Nothing all that funny about him, and he'll never get into the ring. He's just annoying.
ExpectUnexpected: That's the thing, though, he's SUPPOSED to be annoying. And he's great at it. If you weren't annoyed out of your mind by Predator, he was doing something wrong, since that was supposed to be his thing. If you don't understand that, you don't understand wrestling.
Richard_Parker11: Mrawwll. (I understand wrestling, and I think Kevin Anderson sucks.)
ExpectUnexpected: No, you don't. You have no clue how things work, especially if you're saying that.
TheConstituent: Oh man, I missed out on some fun here...well then, personally, I think it's too soon to say much about Kevin's gimmick. My opinion is, as long as he never gets into the ring, I'll be fine. And sheesh, Expect, you act like you're an employee of ACW yourself...
Chef_Hat: ...
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Post by The Senator on Feb 4, 2008 20:17:15 GMT -5
Yeah, Biff Freaked.
TheConstituent: You've likely all seen the Burger King commercials where they "discontinued the Whopper" and put hidden cameras all around. Well, it so happens that whey they did that, a certain Fallout figurehead was in the area...and caught on camera. When you watch this, you'll see why this never featured into their ad campaign, this clip was not supposed to be released to the public.
As the scene opens, a hefty looking guy with a long goatee and leather jacket walks up to the counter.
Biff Taylor: Yeah, dude, order me up four Whoppers...an' a large Coke...and gimme a large thing 'a fries.
Burger King Employee: I'm sorry sir, but we no longer are selling the Whopper.
Biff: Yeah, whatever, stop messing around, and start my order, I gotta get back on the road.
Employee: No, really, we are no longer selling the Whopper. If you would like to order something el...
Biff: Look here! I am not a man you wanna screw with!
Employee: If you want, I can call my manager in here...
Biff: If you want, I can leap right over this desk, and rip your head right off your shoulders! You know who I am?
Employee: Uh...
Biff: I'm Biff Taylor, and you best be listening! I want my Whoppers, I want my drinks, I want my fries, and I damn sure want them now!
Burger King Manager: Is there a proble...
Biff: Enough talkin, gimme action!
Manager: Wait, aaargh!
Biff Taylor jumps over the counter, knocking over the cash register, only to see the Burger King mascot standing around the corner.
Biff: You! You stalked me in my dreams!
Taylor rushes forward, clobbering the mascot, as the camera feed cuts out. As it cuts back in, the mascot is headless, and Biff is seen handing him, the manager, and the employee several rolls of bills...
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Post by xs3 on Feb 4, 2008 20:22:28 GMT -5
6:23 PM [Hitman] Ecks 6:23 PM [Hitman] Fucking 6:23 PM [Hitman] Dee
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Post by The Senator on Mar 14, 2008 14:13:19 GMT -5
Pred gone from announce team!FalloutRules: Big news from Fallout, and it's bad... Friday Night Fallout will be missing a member of the announce team the next time it goes on the air. On Wednesday, Predator gave Biff Taylor his notice, and has reportedly approached ACW with the intention of signing a contract.PredHeadCommander: Aww, crap. This means I'll probably have to watch ACW again... Jakealope: SCREEEECH! He got that from www.thebestdamnwrestlingnewssiteperiod.com, but we all knew that anyway. IamUntouchable: It's not like he said anything anyway. Pred's cool, but he didn't do anything. Chef_Hat: ...
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Post by The Senator on Mar 29, 2008 11:31:14 GMT -5
Biff Taylor to open a new...RESTAURANT?FalloutRules: This is amazing! Biff's opening a Restaurant and Bar a few miles from the JPH Gym! Here's the press release: img134.imageshack.us/img134/2664/1001312fn2.jpgDudes and Dudettes, Biff's is almost open to the public! We're formal on the outside, and rockin' inside, so ride on up, and come as you are! Biff's will offer a lively atmosphere, along with the finest in buffalo wings, Philly cheese steaks, cheese fries, ham horseshoes, specialty beers, and our own signature, the Super Cruiser quad beef patty burger with special sauce, onions, BBQ sauce, and butter saturated buns. Call for group reservations and for the special Post Fallout events.miss~diva69: Umm, that looks unhealthy. HEETMAANN: That...looks...AWESOME. I want a Super Cruiser, nao. Jakealope: SCREECH! Heart attack on a plate! AffirmativeLatino: Biff's crazy, lol Both special sauce and bbq sauce on teh same burger is too mcuh. TheConstituent: Heh, I bet that Biff's is going to be quite a fun place to be after the end of a Fallout taping. FunSuperXtreme: Ah, but do they serve Thundergy? If so, then you're all cannibals! PredHeadCommander: Please, only conspiracy nuts believe in that theory...
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Post by Thunderkiss on Mar 29, 2008 11:34:05 GMT -5
FunSuperXtreme: Ah, but do they serve Thundergy? If so, then you're all cannibals! PredHeadCommander: Please, only conspiracy nuts believe in that theory... *laughs* ... Oh Thundergy, how I shall miss thee. But Aidenaide will be X10's better.
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Post by The Senator on Mar 29, 2008 11:54:51 GMT -5
LUE: We Liek Wrestling!TheConstituent: Match #1: Duke Cogburn(Fallout) def. Monkeybaal with the Badman Sleeper at 5:36 (Duke showed his toughness once again as he submitted Monkeybaal...after being hit in the head with a Tyd chair shot. Post match brawl resulted in a security swarm...but to the surprise of everyone, both Duke and Tyd took the fight to the orange shirt squad, leading to the next match.) Match #2: Duke Cogburn and Tyd def. Fourteen Security Guards in an over the top battle royale ending at 11:07 (LUE is LUE, as this match demonstrated. Both vets easily dispatched the entire security squad, and then went back to brawling amongst themselves. Match #3: JANE debut match: JANE def. Michelle Vanguard via. Brainbuster Emerald Flowsion at 4:00 (JANE, accompanied by two strange scientist types, is a ferocious, huge Russian woman, wearing a camo singlet, and is built in the Ten-Ka/Aja Kong mold. As such, she just crushed poor Michelle, who's quite the capable wrestler in her own right. End came with JANE spiking Michelle on her head with the Emerald Flowsion Custom.) Match #4: Irie the Intimidator and Jack Fury def. Anthem and Da Outsider when Irie used the Twig Snapper backbreaker on Anthem at 15:52 (Your usual sluggish big man brawl. Fury looked unmotivated, and Irie's too slow to move things along well enough. Anthem and Outsider did their best, but got crushed in the end, and it was just not a great match.) Match #5: LUE Legendary Crown Match: SURGE def. Venom Giovanni with the Running Dropkick at 22:45 (This was pretty good, amazingly enough, but you can put that on the shoulders of Venom, who really took the fight to SURGE, and layed into him with stiff punches and kicks. Various interference took place, as one would expect, with the Goodfellas at ringside, Gotti distracting the referee several times, and Enzo having a lead pipe strike blocked by SURGE. Eventually, RDK ran out to a huge pop, and cleaned house, with Bob, Amo, and Danny Richards aiding him. With the opponent to himself again, SURGE hit eight successive lariats on Venom...only to be caught with an impossibly fast Italian Decimator burning hammer out of nowhere, and rolling out of the ring. Venom continued the fight out there, but after a while, SURGE managed to recover, hitting a bunch of scoop slams, and finally connecting with the running dropkick for the finish.) Overall, show was worth it for the amusing opening shenanigans, the JANE debut, and the main event. The rest of the storyline stuff was weak(I didn't even detail it, mainly stuff involving Evil RMQ/GWD trying to bait Loco Pocos, and ending up being embarrassed, with the requisite Simba appearance.)
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Post by The Senator on Apr 19, 2008 12:02:41 GMT -5
ACW Charities Big Event
TheConstituent: Apparently, ACW and Fallout have something rather interesting, if off the wall planned. I'll rip the text off their site to explain:
ACW and Fallout showdown planned...for charity
The new ACW Charities will literally kick off with their first activity, a joint venture with Fallout. Plans are in place for a charity soccer match featuring a team from both ACW Chairman Gingerdude and Fallout Commissioner Biff Taylor. However, teams will represent their respective nation, rather than their wrestling brand, with a US vs. UK theme. ACW Charities has also sent representatives out to secure a special guest referee.
ExpectUnexpected: Are these wrestling companies or stupid wannabe soccer teams?
IamUntouchable: Hey, I think this is pretty cool...
ExpectUnexpected: You would.
LordofHardcore: I know this is one thing I'll never watch.
HEETMAANN: Football>Soccer!
TheConstituent: *Facepalms*
AtomicBess: I might suggest that our American cousins here have a distorted taste in their sporting endeavors, but that would be impolite:)
miss~diva69: I hope they all wear really short shorts...
Crash_Lightnin: Hey, this looks pretty cool! Anyone who doesn't like this doesn't realize this is just a CHARITY event, and is just something they're doing for a good cause! You don't have to watch it!
LordofHardcore: Soccer's for limp wristed sissies who can't take a hit. And that would probably include Crash here, I'm guessing.
IamUntouchable: I'd like to see you Americans play Rugby. You'd die in five minutes.
ExpectUnexpected: I'd like to see you try to take us over. You'd die in five minutes.
FunSuperXtreme: Yay for nuclear war!
LordofHardcore: You're a pointless poster.
AtomicBess: I think this topic is going nowhere fast...closed!
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Post by xs3 on Apr 19, 2008 12:14:48 GMT -5
I so wanna be Zidane. >.>
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Post by Fallen Souls on Apr 19, 2008 21:10:44 GMT -5
I love how that's something Dan has actually said before >.>
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Post by jontaylor on Apr 20, 2008 6:37:57 GMT -5
It's Football and American Football. That is all.
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