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Post by Jake Steele on Jan 12, 2009 18:46:53 GMT -5
Segment: Irritance (Credit: Yoko)
Yuki Satoshi...IN AMERICA!
Ok, so it's not the first time, but traveling is always exciting!
You get to sleep on the plane forever, get ripped off by taxi drivers, get lost, check into a sleazy motel because the taxi was expensive, get lost, go hungry, then finally arrive at your destination.
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And then not allowed in.
Yuki: What do you mean Ginger isn't here?!
An ACW crew member seems to be giving Yuki a hard time by not letting her into the building. Whether it's out of ignorance or cruelty is unknown.
Crewman: He's on vacation.
Yuki: But I had an appointment! To discuss a contract!
Crewman: Well, you'll need a new appointment. No outsiders get in without clearance, preferrably way in advance.
Yuki: But I'm not an outsider, I'm Yuki Satoshi!
Crewman: Yoko has a bigger nose, and longer hair. I've met her, and you ain't her.
Yuki: Not Yoko, her sister!
Crewman: I've heard that one before. Which one, Yakko Satoshi or Wakko Satoshi?
Yuki: YUKI!
Crewman: You could've at least tried to be more original.
Yuki: Ahhh...I'll just make a new appointment.
She storms off before he can respond.
End Segment.
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Post by Jake Steele on Jan 12, 2009 18:47:08 GMT -5
Lifted Weighted Credit: Jake Cheng Back at the Top Draw locker room of Jake Cheng, the man of the hour is lying sprawled out on his floor with a large grin on his face. He sits up and runs his hands through his air, still smiling. He looks up at his poster of the apparent ‘Bad Guy’ BK London. Jake Cheng: Well I did it, I announced my retirement. And it felt good. It feels good. Sure, I’m only twenty four and I probably could wrestle here for another twenty years. But you know a nice long break might be what I need. Then maybe I could come back to ACW. I mean if Brett Farve can come out of retirement, so can I. And if RDK can return to ACW after losing a “Loser Leaves ACW” match, then anyone can comeback. I just hope I’m not forgotten. The Bad Guy says nothing. Jake Cheng: But I won’t be forgotten. I was the second ACW Grand Slam Champion, I will always have the longest reign for the ACW Light-Heavyweight Title and I’m arguably the best Light-Heavyweight ACW has ever seen. Sure I was crazy like Yoko Satoshi but…I have a feeling she was a robot anyway. The face on the BK London poster nods its head. Oh wait, no it didn’t. I guess it only did in spirit. Jake Cheng: ACW is transitioning to a new phase. After I leave, RDK will be the only guy still here that was here in the beginning. But I don’t know if he really counts because he hasn’t been here for two and a half years. That’s half of ACW’s life. So I’m the last original member who stayed around. I mean, Dan White came along soon after me as Daredevil. But he didn’t wrestle on the first pay per view that flew the ACW banner like I did. Yeah…keep saying that. It’s good for the self-esteem. Oh wait, shit. I forgot about Senator, maybe no one noticed…. But then again, Senator only shows up every other month or so for a feud and then goes back to writing for Fallout. Disclaimer: I mean no harm by that last statement. Jake Cheng: And this will be good for the company. It can focus on bringing hot young talent to the spot light. I mean, with me gone, there is an open ME spot that needs to be filled. Yeah, come February, ACW will have reached its new age. Its history not forgotten. Its traditions followed. Its honor intact. Coming February 2009:
ACW: Shit, What The Fuck Do We Do Now?
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Post by Jake Steele on Jan 12, 2009 18:47:55 GMT -5
Segment: For lack of a better segment title... Well Mrs. Merryweather, hit me in the knackers with a sperm whale and send my spoondoofs to Frodswhollop! (Credit: XS3)
We fade into the backstage area and into the locker room of the Road Steelers. Seated on the bench is XS3, donned in his ring attire and... a fedora? Really? Um, right. Anyway, XS3 pauses to scratch his beard before looking into the camera with "The Smirk".
XS3: What else can I say about Double Penetration that I already haven't said? If I were to repeat my words again, I'd only be beating our fans over the heads with the horrible, horrible truth. Thunderkiss and Fallen Souls, these guys aren't anyone's gods, let alone mine. For years, I've had to put up with Thunderkiss as he attempted rape on Alicia Kitsune, went into a mega-wuss for his world title reign and most recently almost take a shit on the Entertainment title, among countless other senseless acts. I can go on the record and admit that I've had my fair share of defeats but unlike some people, I can walk away with my head held high. Thunderkiss loses once to Jason Freeman and he throws a shit-fit. I guess it's time to medicate the baby with his bottle once more... Only this time, without Thunder Train and with Dan White.
XS3 softly smiles and faintly chuckles before continuing.
XS3: Now it's very obvious Dan can't stand me. I don't know why, all I ever did was congratulate the guy on winning the International title. Maybe my allegiance with Jake Steele and Train have somewhat ruined my reputation of being a good guy. It's easy to understand why but if I tell you I mean respect, I'm damn sure going to mean it. No disrespect intended to my fellow stablemates and friends but I have made a reputation of being trustworthy, whether it was in the Entourage, the Road Steelers or my cup of coffee with the Senatorial Stable. Dan fails to see it but he ought to know that tonight, regardless of our apparent differences, I have his back. I doubt he'll have mine but it's all good! I just want to rip into D Penetration X some more.
XS3 then grabs his tag title and stands up from the bench.
XS3: And if those two ass-clowns want to be shut up once more, they know exactly where to find the Road Steelers. And that's not destiny, that's not fate, that's just the way it is!
XS3 then brushes past the cameraman and heads out to prepare for war.
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Post by Jake Steele on Jan 12, 2009 18:52:06 GMT -5
Match 6: Dan White & XS3 vs. Double Penetration (Credit: Dan) The camera opens up, and “Beast of Blood” by Malice Mizer hits, and there’s a mixture of cheers and boos as Fallen Souls walks out of the curtain. He has an aura of confidence about the forthcoming match, knowing that there’s a chance Dan White might not even turn up. But other than that, he knows that he and Thunderkiss have riled XS3 up a lot over the past couple of weeks, and a win here would certainly show their call for another title shot, as he enters the ring.McNally: That’s a man of confidence. Former World, International, Tag and Light-Heavyweight champion there Edison: Yeah, he’s won most award up for offerings. Let’s see if he can add another tag title reign to his impressive list of achievements. But first, he needs to win this match. * "Paradise City" by Guns 'N' Roses begins to bounce itself off of the arena speakers ... *
*The lights dim and silhouettes from two strippers can be seen dancing on the side Alpha Tron screens. Thunderkiss' video plays on the center one as the man himself makes his way through the entranceway. *
Take me down to the Paradise City Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty Oh, won't you please take me home
Take me down to the Paradise City Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty Take me home
* He stands atop of the ramp way looking out into the crowd for a moment, when suddenly he lowers his body and sends his fist flying into the metal below. Upon this impact, pyro lights up both sides of the ramp way creating a sea of hell fire to escort Thunderkiss into the ring. *
Just an urchin livin' under the street, hard case that's tough to beat I'm your charity case, so buy me somethin' to eat, I'll pay you at another time Take it to the end of the line
Ragz to richez or so they say, ya gotta-keep pushin' for the fortune and fame It's all a gamble when it's just a game, ya treat it like a capital crime Everybody's doing their time
*Thunderkiss takes his time coming to the ring as he lets the world know they wait for him and him alone. His arrogant walk finally comes to an end as he makes his way up the ring steps and into the ring. Upon entertaining, Thunderkiss takes command of all four corners making a statement that THIS is his house.*
Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber Why I'm here I can't quite remember The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe I'd have another cigarette but I can't see Tell me who you're gonna believe
McNally: Thunderkiss looks excited to be in this match Edison: Indeed, he’ll want a piece of both of these men! The opening guitars of "Two Weeks" kick in along with blue lights. The crowd begins to cheer as XS3 appears from the back, decked out in his ring attire and a baseball cap. He pauses to look on and listen to the audience's reactions before finally deciding to head down the ramp, high-fiving the fans he passes. When he approaches ringside, XS3 takes in a deep breath then exhales, wondering what the ring will hold for him tonight. Finally, XS3 slides into the ring under the bottom rope and mounts on the second rope, raising his left arm in the air. XS3 hops down and hands his cap to the referee and watches as the lights return to normal and the music fades.McNally: Is that a man looking forward to this match, or is it a man fearful at the prospect of facing these two men in a handicap match? Edison: It’s hard to tell. Dan surely is a shady character, but I’m sure that he’s going to turn up. He’s got to. He’d lose the respect of everybody in this arena if he didn’t. ANARCHY!!!!!! ”Anarchy in the UK” by The Sex Pistols hits, but there’s a lot of caution thrown to the wind, especially as for the first few moments, there is no action from the curtain…
…But then the fans go mental as Dan White walks out through the curtain. He claps his hands, ready for action, and walks down to the ring, with a pretty simplistic light show, and no pyros. He walks down the ramp, and close to the fans, not shaking their hands, but close enough so they have the chance to touch greatness. He enters the ring, where he warms up at the ropes, and climbs a turnbuckle, throwing his arms in the air and beating this chest. He may do that on one or two of the other turnbuckles, before jumping down and preparing for a fight.McNally: Well he’s here! It was questionable for a long time, but he’s decided to turn up! Edison: Now we have a true main event on our hands! Philip: The following match, is a Tag Team contest! To my right, weighing at a combined weight of 545 lbs….Fallen Souls and Thunderkiss, Double Penetration! Mixed reaction for the teamPhilip: And to my left, weighing at a combined weight of 510 lbs…”The Welsh Dragon” Dan White and “The Failed Artist” XS3! Big pops for the teamThe bell rings, and XS3 starts the match against Fallen Souls. The two former rivals lock up, and it's the former World Champion who starts with the first move, attempting to lock XS3 into a standing Chickenwing. But XS3 elbows FSX, and quickly darts around him, locking in a Half Nelson. He goes for the slam, but a stomp to the toes allows FSX to free himself, and with XS3 hopping around with a sore foot, FSX hits off the ropes and takes down the Failed Artist with a Running Chop Block. Both men are quick to their feet and lock up, and FSX uses the psychological advantages he now has to force XS3 into whipping him at the ropes. FSX attempts a Bionic Elbow, but he targets thin air, as XS3 slips out of the way. FSX turns around, and XS3 takes him down with a Spinning Side Kick. FSX slumps to the floor and XS3 leaps up, throwing his arms up to the ground, who react in a positive manner. He then points to Dan, and gets a second, pop, before tagging in the Welshman. Dan smirks as he climbs through the ropes, and lifts Fallen Souls from off his back. McNally: Dan looks like he’s desperate for some action! Edison: He’s full of energy, despite that gruelling I-Quit match! Dan lifts FSX up to his feet and starts firing a few shots to the head before FSX can fully compose himself. Dan whips him at the ropes and FSX catapults off with speed, taking Dan by surprise as he catches the Welsh Dragon in a Hurricanrana. FSX then rushes over to his corner, tagging in Thunderkiss, and there’s an air of caution in the crowd and the ring. He tosses Dan up to his feet with complete ease, and begins to man-handle the Welshman, throwing him into one of the unmanned corners and throwing some heavy Mounted Punching. He plants Dan with seven or eight blows, before easing off and taking a step back, and Dan stumbles out the corner. TK hits the ropes with the Big Boot his goal, but Dan drops to the floor before TK’s foot reaches his face. Confused, the Worldbreaker turns around, looking for Dan, who darts again behind TK, grabbing his neck and taking him to the ground with a swinging neckbreaker. There’s a pop as the move connects, and Dan jumps to his feet, full of energy. He then starts stomping TK, keeping him on the ground and trying as hard as he can to sap the energy from the big man. McNally: The number 1 rule to fighting TK is to keep him on his back, when he’s standing he’s almost unstoppable Edison: Almost, but remember last time these two met, Dan won! Dan then lifts TK up, and forces him into his corner, tagging XS3 in. Together, the duo grab TK by the arms, and whip him into the opposite corner. TK lands in there with a splat, and bounces out, stumbling into the direction of Dan and XS3. They charge at him, but TK has other plans, attempting to take both team members out with a double clothesline. But Dan and XS3 are two steps ahead, both simultaneously ducking the clothesline, waiting for TK to turn around, kicking him in the stomach, and planting him with a Double DDT. There’s another large pop as both men get to their feet and both yell out to the crowd, in a sign of unison for each other. Maybe there’s hope yet that Dan can trust the RSX3. He climbs out the ring and to his corner, whilst XS3 works on TK, stomping him in the corner, and despite FSX’s efforts, he’s unable to come out and help his partner, as Dan shouts abuse to the Korean from his corner, and this match really begins to heat up. McNally: Fighting talk there by both Dan and FSX! Edison: This match was always more than just a match. These four men all carry beef with each other
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Post by Jake Steele on Jan 12, 2009 18:52:55 GMT -5
XS3 relaxes on the stomps, but only to let TK get back to his feet. He clubs him in the back, taking some wind out of him, and then picks him up, with enough strength to whip him at the ropes. XS3 then tries to hit a Spinning Spinebuster, but TK counters this with a Knee Strike. With XS3 groggy, TK then takes him to the floor with a Polish Hammer, but it’s enough energy released to reduce him to the floor. The fans start to cheer on both teams, but the fandom is heavily in the favour of XS3 and Dan. Dan is almost mental, reaching over the ropes trying to get XS3 to tag him. Unfortunately, he’s still quite a distance away, and TK makes the tag to FSX, who quickly runs through and drops on elbow on the Failed Artist, extinguishing the fan’s hopes. FSX allows XS3 to get to his feet, but swiftly delivers a brutal knee to the gut, doubling him over. FSX then hits off the ropes, hitting a Silence Scissors Kick with an extravagant amount of airtime, rendering XS3 pretty useless. FSX climbs up, and as the guy with arguably the most energy in this match, decides to go bold and climb the turnbuckle.
McNally: FSX is now climbing…. Edison: He’s looking to fly high!
He is obviously going to go for the Defiance of Death, a Corkscrew Moonsault, and flies off with amazing height. But this extra height gives XS3 a few extra milliseconds to crawl out of the way, and FSX lands with a thud. XS3 hurriedly tags in Dan, and there’s a pop for Mr. Omega Effect. He climbs through the ropes, full of energy, lifting FSX up. He whips him with ease at the ropes, and the failed Defiance of Death is clearly still taking its toll on the former World Champ, as he staggers into the Millionaire’s Waltz (Hurricanrana into Leg Lariat). Dan leaps to his feet and makes a v-sign high with his fingers on his right hand, as FSX sluggishly gets to his feet, and grabs him and plants the Spinechiller. There’s another pop and FSX looks in a lot of trouble, and Dan looks to sweeten the deal once and for all. He picks FSX up into the Equaliser, but FSX has other plans. He manages to kick himself up, over Dan’s arm and landing on his feet behind the Welshman. He then whips Dan at the ropes, but oddly, Dan decides to slip underneath the ropes and to the outside.
McNally: Wait, what the – what the hell is Dan doing? Edison: He’s walking out……I don’t understand this! What the hell?!
To the anger of the crowd, Dan begins to walk up the ramp, with XS3 protesting furiously. Going red in the face, he looks around and sees FSX and TK grinning broadly. XS3 shrugs his shoulders and climbs into the ring, ready to take on the pair of them, despite the massive disadvantage.
McNally: I’ve got no idea why Dan decided to do that, but he’s gone too far! Edison: It’s exactly what Jake Steele did earlier tonight! There must be some kind of conspiracy going on here. You’d think they were brothers or something!
XS3 though tries to put up the best of a fight as he possibly can. He takes FSX, whipping him at the ropes and taking him down with the Closing Moment (overhead Belly to Belly). He then waits for FSX to get to his feet, patiently anticipating his every move, before running at him. But he fails to hit the Shadow Step as FSX manages to leap high, and XS3 spears directly underneath him. XS3 turns around and FSX hits him with a slightly hit Roundhouse Kick: Not enough to ground him, but enough to keep him groggy, before tagging Thunderkiss in. TK grins, cracking his knuckles, like a lioness ready to attack her wounded pray. He flings XS3 up, and swiftly hits a Side Slam. He then plants him with an Elbow Drop for good measure, making sure he stays down. He then points to the ropes, to a mixture of cheers and jeers, and hits them. But the Fall from Glory (Atomic Leg Drop) doesn’t hit, as bravely XS3 decides he’s not down and out just yet, rolling out the way. The crowd are on his back, and really trying to encourage him to win this fight.
McNally: XS3 has the crowd behind him! Edison: Can he do it? Can he pull off one of the greatest shocks of all time?
He gets to his feet, and keeps TK on the floor, realising that he has the advantage if the big man is lying down, so hits a swift knee to the face. XS3 then turns his attention to Fallen Souls. He walks over to the corner, throwing a punch. FSX dodges it, throwing one back but XS3 leans back. He then fires a quick elbow, but FSX drops to the floor, avoiding it and then trying to grab XS3’s head to launch off the ropes, but again it’s avoided as XS3 struggles away. FSX climbs back onto the apron and throws another punch, and again it’s dodged, as is XS3’s effort. But FSX finally gets the hit, planting a Bionic Elbow, which XS3 failed to anticipate. He staggers backwards, straight into the Heaven’s Door, which is hit soundly, and TK makes the cover to get the 1-2-3.
McNally: Damnit! TK picks the win up!
Philip: Here are your winners….Thunderkiss and Fallen Souls, Double Penetration!
”Paradise City” plays again as TK rolls off XS3 and gets to his feet, and he hugs his tag team partner. The duo may have not been the crowd favourites in this match, but they certainly did the job done, and showed to the world that if they can beat XS3 like this, then they’re certain tag title contenders. They both exit the ring, and begin to walk up the ramp.
XS3 meanwhile is slowly getting up, with the help of the referee. He receives a standing ovation for his efforts, and an “X-S-3! X-S-3!” chant deafens the arena, as he slips out the ring, cradling his shoulder.
McNally: Well, he put on a brave effort to ultimately take on the pair of them. Edison: All because Dan White walked out. He’s sure got some explaining to do.
Explaining indeed. And we’ll find out what he’s got to explain, when we return…..
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Post by Jake Steele on Jan 12, 2009 19:00:32 GMT -5
Segment: An Angry Welshman Walks Into a Bar....(Credit: Dan White)
We come back from the commercials in the backstage, and there’s a lot of heat for Dan White. His actions were borderline inexcusable, the way he just left XS3 to take on two former World Champions by himself. He looks pretty angry, and walks up to the deputy Chairman Craig Lewis’s office, booting the door open. Craig is taken by surprise as it swings open, but immediately stands up.
Lewis: YOU! I’m glad you came here. What was all that about?
Dan: Listen, Lewis. Don’t think for a second that you have ANY authority over me. You have pretty much shown how capable you are at running the federation. In two matches in the SAME night, you have people walking out. And why is this do you wonder? Why do you think this happened?
Lewis backs down from his first confrontational stance, eager to listen on, as Dan surprisingly calms down.
Dan: Look, it has nothing to do with you. You didn’t book this match, you were just taking orders. But I think it’s one hell of a stupid idea for Gingerdude to book this match the way he did. I mean for god’s sake, I just walked out of Winter Discontent last month holding this bloody International Title.
He holds the belt up.
Dan: I mean honestly, what the FUCK was that dude thinking, putting me in a match teaming with XS3? I don’t give a shit if he’s given me his word, I don’t trust the guy, pure and simple.
Lewis: Well Dan, you may have your point, but you have to remember that you work for Chairman Gingerdude. He pays your salary. And as far as he’s concerned, he can book you against whoever the hell he wants.
Dan chortles at Craig’s statement, reiterating his angry manner.
Dan: Pay me?! PAY ME?! The stupid ginger twat barely pays me as it is! He enforces these stupid fucking rules like I’m not allowed to bloody swear, when he knows that it’s me who is raking in the ratings. They don’t want to fucking see Senator Steve Phillips donate a kidney to a rabbit from the local refuge, or Jason “The Fuck” Freeman opening a school for the decrepit. They want to see The Royles setting fire to a police station whilst Dan White runs around Times Square with Cocaine smeared across his chest and three whores following him!
Dan pauses, allowing Craig to get a word in, but the deputy Chairman is almost speechless.
Lewis: I….err, well…..um….
Dan: Like I said, Lewis, it’s got nothing to do with you. But I’m suggesting to you that you know how to play your cards right, and how you decide to dictate things around here. You might only be in charge for two months, but you do good, and you’ll be sticking around here a lot longer. Try to remember that.
Dan grimaces as he exits to room to a bit of a pop, but the fans are still on his back, as despite his rant, he’s failed to explain to why he walked out on XS3 thoroughly in the first place. Lewis just shakes his head in disbelief, as the camera starts to fade.
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Post by Jake Steele on Jan 12, 2009 19:01:24 GMT -5
“The Cake is NOT a Lie!” Credit: Jake Steele, Thunderkiss [Tonight an opportunity has literally fallen into TK’s lap. Figuring his night was all but over, he headed outside to breath in some of the crisp, Winter air. This time of the year it is especially refreshing as the Atlantic Ocean filters it clean with its kiss. As he filled his lungs to the brim, a crashing noise altered his attention to a situation that he would find most interesting. It took him just a few seconds to discover the source of the commotion, but the moment he did, he had to close his mouth with his hand to stop the salvia from dripping out. An hour has passed since this gift fell from the heavens and Thunderkiss has gone to extreme measures to ensure that Mr. Steele will remember this night for a very long time to come ....] Steele - Yo ... where da fuck am I?[/color] [Jake’s eyes come into focus and what he sees makes him think that perhaps he is dreaming. In front of him is a dark room illuminated by only a single light bulb that hangs down from the ceiling. Only a table can be seen in its light and it is decorated for a party - for him. Streamers and confetti lay upon it and at its center a large chocolate cake stands several layers tall in the air. Now while this is a bizarre sight to say the least, it is what surrounds the table that gives him the creeps. Mannequins with smiley faces drawn upon them are his guests and they look at him with soulless, blank stares as if they were welcoming him to hell.] Thunderkiss: SURRRRRRRRRRPRISEEEEEEE!!![From behind Jake, TK’s voice echos out as if it was fingernails down a chalkboard.] Steele - I SWEAR TO GOD I'MMA KILL YOU THUNDERKISS!![/COLOR] Thunderkiss: Now don’t be a party pooper! If you only knew the trouble I had to go through for this you’d probably be more appreciative! In any event, welcome to your party, Jake, and let me say you most certainly deserve one! After what you have done over the past two weeks you join a very short list of people who have caused me EXTREME dismay and I say it’s cause for celebration! Steele - FUCK YOU, PUSSY![/COLOR] Thunderkiss: My, my. What a dirty mouth you have there, Jake. If this wasn’t your special day, I’d fill it with soap! However, I think it deserves to be stuffed with something much more fitting to the occasion![TK steps into his view and pulls a large knife from his back pocket. Steele’s heart rate begins to rise and sweat beads upon his forehead. Surely, Thunderkiss could not do the unthinkable, could he? Looking directly into TK’s eyes, Jake doesn’t see a rational person, only a madman. The unknown drives Steele to the edge of madness as TK takes the blade of the knife and slowly touches Jake’s face with it. Relief finally sweeps over his body like a monsoon over drought ridden Earth the second Thunderkiss pulls it away from Jake’s being and inserts it into the softness of the nearby chocolate delight.] Thunderkiss: OPEN WIDE, MONEY! IT’S TIME FOR YOUR CAKE!Steele - Wh-what you doin'?![/COLOR] Thunderkiss: HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE! VRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOM!!Steele - NAH! NAH! NOOOOOO! [/COLOR]
Thunderkiss: HAPPY ASS KICKING TO YOU! HAPPY ASS KICKING TO YOU! HAPPY ASS KICKING DEAR STEEEEEEEEEEELE! HAPPY ASSKICKING TO ..
Kiss Army *watching on Alpha Tron*: YOU!!!!! Steele - ~HRUMPH~[/color][/size] Thunderkiss: You know what they say, money, it’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake!Kiss Army *watching on Alpha Tron*: IF THE WAY IS HAZY! Steele - ~HRUMPH~[/color][/size] [The Worldbreaker continues to shove spoonful after spoonful of until Steele’s own body cannot tolerate anymore of this sugar rush. With little oxygen getting to his brain, he passes out for the second time tonight making it official - today is the worst day in his entire existence.] Thunderkiss: Aw, does the little man have a tummy ache?! Well you know, if you would slow down and chew your food then maybe you wouldn’t be feeling so sick right now! Right?! RIGHT?! [TK takes Steele’s head and shakes it violently from side to side waiting for a response. Now realizing that Jake has “left the building,” he gives up and shoves it down with such force that it will take a team full of chiropractors to fix it.] Thunderkiss: Bah, you’re no fun anymore! [Unconsciousness is such a buzzkill! Gripping the darkness that surrounds him tightly, TK ventures back into the shadows but not before getting a taste of tonight’s main course.] Thunderkiss: Mmmm, this shit ain’t bad! [FADE]
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Post by Jake Steele on Jan 12, 2009 19:06:06 GMT -5
Consequences Alex Richmond/Jay Zero
As we return from a commercial break the lights in the ACW arena dim, leaving the arena bathed in a golden light. The audience rise to their feet, cheering, as “Cigarettes and Alcohol” by Oasis hits the speakers. Richmond strides through the curtain as the lights are brought back up but he isn’t wearing his usual smile and his body language indicates that he is extremely tense as he strides directly down the ramp, ignoring the fans. As he reaches the ring Richmond lifts the apron up and pulls out a steel chair from under the ring, tossing it into the ring. He then takes a microphone from Philip before rolling under the bottom rope, smoothing his suit as he rises to his feet
Richmond: On Thursday night we witnessed an absolute abhorration in this very ring. When Jay Zero took the old ACW World Title and smashed it into the skull of the unexpecting Senator Steve Philips he showed himself as the true coward he is! Then tonight he has the audacity to call Senator a washed up hag and make out that he was only useful as a bit-player in Zero’s master plan. Bullshit!
The crowd pops for this statement, giving Richmond their full agreement with what he is saying here. [/b] Richmond: What Zero fails to realise is that without Steve Philips he wouldn’t be in the position he is today! Senator gave him a viable alternative to being an OCW lackey then as soon as it succeeded he turned on him like a snake in the grass and claimed it was all his own making!!Richmond stops addressing the audience and turns his gaze directly to the nearest camera, fire blazing in his eyes and rage etched on his face.Richmond: Well you know what Zero? You make me sick! Senator is a true legend of this industry and for you to turn on him like you did is a travesty. Quite frankly I’m done with talking, get out here right now! I’m going to give you exactly what you deserve and show you just how it feels to be drilled in the head with a hunk of metal!!Richmond throws his mic down and pounds the steel chair into the mat, psyching himself up, as he faces up the ramp. The crowd cheer him loudly and a “Fuck you Zero!” chant rings throughout the entire arena, bringing a cruel smile to Richmond’s face. It isn’t long before "Cyclone" by Monster Magnet hits the speakers and Jay Zero emerges to a chorus of boos. Oddly, Zero isn’t alone, by his side is none other than Junior Executive, Craig Lewis. Zero, wearing his street clothes, doesn’t seem ready for a fight and something in his smug smirk suggests he doesn’t expect one.Zero: I think not. Y'see Rich, I'd love to fight you - really! But, ...I don't want to get myself involved in some kind of lawsuit or anything!Richmond looks extremely confused and begins yelling unheard obscenities in Zero’s direction, gesturing for him to come down to the ring.Zero: See, I came across something the other day that you may like to hear! I've shown good ol' Craig here exactly what I'm talking about, and he even appears to agree with me on it! Rich - remember that contract that you got when Senator brought you back to ACW? Well... it was temporary! And THAT temporary contract expired on January 1, 2009! So seeing as how you're out here under a faulty contract looking to cause trouble... Craig, here felt as if your contract isn't worth renewing! Isn't that right, Mr. Junior Executive? [/color] Craig Lewis: I'm sorry Mr. Richmond, I truly am. But when Jay approached me earlier with this bit of information, I -- well, I wasn't sure what to do with it! At the moment I have no contact with Chairman Gingerdude, so all choices are up to me and well, at this time I'm in no position to be making these kind's of decision in which I should be signing contracts without some consent from the Board first. I'm sorry Alex, I really am! Zero: Ahh- you heard the man! So, instead of me coming to the ring and disposing of your worthless existence Alex, these guys are going to do it for me![/b] From behind Jay Zero ten burly security members appear, arms folded. Craig Lewis turns and gives them instructions, at which point they advance past the Junior Executive and World Champion and make their way to the ring. Richmond, pacing around inside the ring, looks furious and can been seen pointing and yelling threats. Whether he is targeting Jay Zero or Craig Lewis is totally unknown but it’s probably a good thing the microphone’s can’t pick up what he’s saying. As the security reach the bottom of the ramp they surround the ring, looking wary due to the fact Richmond is still wielding a steel chair. As one they dive into the ring and pounce on Richmond. In the fray he manages to smash the chair over one guy’s head, rendering him unconscious, but he is quickly overwhelmed and incapacitated.
As he is being dragged from the ring the camera cuts to Jay Zero, who is wearing a smile which displays both joy and pride. The crowd begin to boo profusely and one or two begin to hurl rubbish in the direction of security but they are as powerless as Richmond is to stop what is happening as he is dragged up the ramp. As he passes, Zero has some parting words for his former stablemate just to further rub salt into his wounds.Zero: Ladies and gentlemen, please, don't be sad! It was only a matter of time anyways before this worthless sap ran his own career back into the ground! I'm only doing him the favor here of speeding up the process! Ahahaha! And as for the precious Senatorial Stable - well... heh, I guess another bites the dust, eh Senator?!Richmond roars in anger and attempts to make for Zero one last time but there is too much brute force holding him back and he is quickly swept through the curtains and backstage. This just leaves Zero on stage with Craig Lewis in which the inexperienced, nervous Craig Lewis begins to look a bit unsure about what he just condemned as "Cyclone" by Monster Magnet plays across the speakers once more, drawing a wall of boos from the displeased audience as Jay Zero breaks down The Senator's spirit once more.
It seems that even with Craig Lewis in charge, things around here haven't gotten any better...
Now that Zero has ultimately killed the Senatorial Stable, what will Senator do to retaliate?
Will Jake Steele be too filled up with Cake to show up next week?
And why was the show so late!?
All this and more... next time on DragonBall Z...I mean Meltdown.
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Post by Jake on Jan 12, 2009 19:07:47 GMT -5
Man, that first segment really stole the show...
Great show y'all.
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Post by xs3 on Jan 12, 2009 19:08:25 GMT -5
RIP Senatorial Stable...?...!
Great show. Scott's Dad's line about emos made me lol.
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Post by franchise on Jan 12, 2009 20:19:07 GMT -5
Awesome show.
Forgot I had to name the segment >_<
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Post by Thunderkiss on Jan 12, 2009 20:43:21 GMT -5
I'd just like to say that Dave Tyler is full of win and goodness. Yoko's Yuki promo was great to see. Keep typing, Yoko. Danny, Sarin is going to kick your ass when she gets back, but that was really entertaining. Dan and XS3's lack of getting along looks promising.
Oh, and Jake Steele. Remember, YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Lass Sarin on Jan 12, 2009 21:12:50 GMT -5
That agonized scream you just heard was Danny dying.
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Post by Scott Andrews on Jan 12, 2009 22:01:37 GMT -5
Awesome show. Can't wait for the PPV already. Cheng leaving... OH HAI SARIN!
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Post by Lass Sarin on Jan 12, 2009 22:21:10 GMT -5
HAI SCOTT!
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