Monday Night Warfare 15th December 2008

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Segment: Settling Up
Credit: Chris Williams and Dave Tyler

?.?.?: Yo! Dave, hold up a bit!

As the scene cuts backstage, the camera zooms in on Chris Williams, jogging after a strutting Dave Tyler. The two men make an unusual combination tonight against BK London and Jay Zero. Chris finally catches up to Dave, who was listening to his iPod. As Chris grabs him by the shoulder to slow him down, Dave turns; his smile turns upside down, as he realises who it is.

Williams: Finally man, I didn’t think I’d find you anywhere tonight… Look, I’ve got something I need to tell you.

Dave: That’s great, cause coincidentally, I’ve got something to tell you as well!

Williams: Me first.

Dave: No me!

Williams and Dave together: I want a match at Winter’s Discontent.

Williams and Dave together: Hah!

Williams and Dave together: Like you could win!

Williams and Dave together: Okay, this is getting weird.

Williams alone: Bubblegum flubbernuts!

Dave: …..

Williams: Dammit… anyway, now that we officially have that out of the way, about tonight… why couldn’t I find you anywhere?

Dave: Flubbernuts? Oh right. Well, that’s because I’ve been avoiding you, genius. I’ve been training hard for this match tonight, and to be honest, I’m not 100% sure I can trust you at the moment. How do I know you’re not going to sabotage this chance tonight.

Williams: That’s not going to happen, and I want to make sure of it.

Dave: Excuse my scepticism here Chris, but….

Williams: Look, we ARE going to settle up eventually. But we aren’t going to do it tonight. Tonight we can make a statement. Tonight, we can show everyone where the new talent is heading. We need to work like a unit tonight, because I have a hunch BK and Zero aren’t gonna play nice together.

Dave: You know what Chris? I think we’re on the same page here tonight. I don’t like you, but I can respect the sentiment, and if you want to call a truce here tonight, then so be it. Chris Williams and Dave Tyler can work together, and hopefully, we’ll work like a well-oiled machine. And then, you and me can go on to Winter’s Discontent and have the match of the year. And I can show the world that we…. I….. am the future of this company. And that? That will be sweet!

Williams: Not by a longshot, ace. You want to prove yourself, you’ve got to go through me.

Dave: Whatever you say… flubbernuts. Now, I think we’ve got a match to win.

Dave walks offscreen, a big smile on his face, leaving Williams grinning and shaking his head. Chris follows after him, as the two start making their way towards the ring for what could be the biggest match of their career.

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Segment: The Doom Has Arrived (Credit: Train & XS3)

Train walks into his locker room. The lights are off and he steps forward. He clicks the switch for the lights but the only one that turns on is a single light above a chair. He closes the door behind him slowly.... He moves closer and notices a ring, 6 pieces of piping, 6 bottles that say "Remedy" on them and 6 Marlbro cigarettes. The door opens once more and in steps Exemplar.

Exemplar: Ah James, there you are... I was wondering if you had comes to terms on a decision...

Train: Yes I have. I have choosen Rapture!

Exemplar sighs and shakes his head once more.

Exemplar: I meant if you had chosen whether to unleash the doom inside you or not.

Train: I know that. You need to calm down. This is a pretty big thing for me. This is going to alter my persona forever. Alter my life. For a better power. I know that there is a power inside of me and I want to accept it. And that's why I choose yes to your question. I will allow my inner demon to come out.

Exemplar grins.

Exemplar: Very well. You have learned of the consequences and have accepted this as your fate. The beast inside of you shall be released. Fear not... This won't hurt.

Exemplar grabs the ring. He holds it up in front of Train. Train closes his eyes and braces himself. A flash comes from the ring.

FLASH!

Train then changes. He looks darker (If that was possible) and his smirk is more evil than before. He eyes are red with something that nobody can fathom. He looks stronger also. More intense, more skilled, more advanced in his abilities. His muscles are larger, he looks leaner and meaner. His face shows one that is focused, rather than the normal look that he is joking around. Exemplar seems pleased with the new transformation.

Train: You called upon me?

Exemplar: Yes I did... Trust in me, I originally was skeptical to this idea as was Matthew... However, this is the only way we will teach Double Penetration the lesson they need to learn. Our personas combined will bring them to their knees...

Train: I am....Doomtrain...And I shall become your ally.

Exemplar: Doomtrain, your power is a great one. One stronger than even 500% power. You can take out anyone that you wish. This is the power that we need to beat them. Thunderkiss will no longer be able to call you a traitor or be able to overpower you.

Doomtrain: I will do everything that I can in order to defeat him. If I must break his back, I will do it as it must be done. Thunder Train will be submerged for now as Doomtrain will take his spot in order to complete this task. I promise you, this will be the end of them.

Doomtrain smirks and Exemplar approves. Doomtrain clenches his fist with his newfound power. He lifts up the chair that the items were sitting on and throws it against the wall. An unusually large hole appears and Doomtrain smirks once more. How can this new monster be stopped? Or...can he even be stopped? We must watch Winter's Discontent to find the answer.

End.

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Segment: Metal Gear Penetration 2: Illegitimate Sons of Liberty (Credit:TK/FSX – DOUBLE PENETRATION)

Returning to our adventure, there is no time to waste! The night before a PPV has incredible time restraints, and as it's the final one of the year..well..people have things to prove! That they are the one to beat next year, and that the future is in their hands! So let's just jump back into Double Penetration's struggle for unity and male bonding, as they both seem to have reached the front of the Starbucks building! Fallen grins from ear to ear as soon one of his goals of domination will be complete, well TK seems to have been...distracted let's say.

FSX: Finally, we've reached their headquarters...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Thunderkiss: Look at me, I'm Naked Snake! I'm totally a spy!

Woman: AHHH!! POLICE!!!!!

The public nudity of the overtly muscular man really shouldn't be surprising, especially considering his gimmick. But as he thrusts in the face of a shocked, and clearly frightened bystander, it's now unclear if their won't be any penetration tonight. As many officers soon make an appearance, it's also quite unsure if it will be prison penetration..Oooh..this is gonna get awkward...let's go to a happier place!

Meanwhile, in the EVIL LAIR OF STARBUCKS. It seems that things are about to get serious, as fame has reached the building.

Jerry Baldwin: Ah, you've finally arrived...BROTHER!

Alec Baldwin: For the last time, I'm not your brother. We were barely related, and it was for five minutes. Through my brothers drunken marriage. In Las Vegas. To you. That was the most awkward phone call I've ever feigned interest in.

Quite flustered at what was said, it's clear that Jerry is contemplating pulling out his gun and quickly finishing off the scum that dare disrespect him. But no..Alec would simply stare into his soul, and stop him effectively. With ACTING! Jerry will just have to deal with it.

Jerry Baldwin: Right, well that's hardly important now! I need you to play a part for me, and the filming needs to be done today.

Alec Baldwin: Well, I do owe you a favor. What's the pay?

Jerry Baldwin: Scale.

His expression suddenly exploding without any warning, Alec would charge toward the founder of Starbucks and take him out with a single punch as he groaned and his eyes nearly shot out of his skull.

Alec Baldwin: You can get someone else to do your TERRIBLE, PATHETIC movie Jerry! I'm not dealing with any bullshit...with ANY bullshit for scale. You disgust me.

Jerry Baldwin: Fine, I'll pay you more. Just hurry up. Go in that dressing room, and put on the costume. Use the weapons you find there to go downstairs and kill the large, muscular guy and the short, oriental guy.

Even though it was just a moment later, his expression had changed entirely at what he heard. A small smile would soon appear on his voice, contemplating just what was said to him as he slowly made his way over to the dressing room.

Alec Baldwin: That sounds alot like a contract killing.

Jerry Baldwin: Sign a waiver then! Anyone who dies isn't your responsibility!

Quickly pulling one out of his pocket and tossing it in the direction of Jerry, he would nod once and make his way into the dressing room, laughing to himself.

Alec Baldwin: I always do...But if I find out you only paid me scale...There will be hell to pay.

Those words would send a shiver down Jerry's spine, and they rightfully should. Alec liked his money, after all. He would get it, or he would get angry. You wouldn't like Alec Baldwin when he's angry...

Returning to our main characters, it appears that Thunderkiss and Fallen have dealt with the previous problems in their adventure. This is only said because Thunderkiss now has pants, and they've both made their way into the building! It seems we've also caught the tail end of some kinda lecture...

FSX: Alright, just stop getting naked in public! I can't afford to pay bail again, and you can't afford to keep missing court dates!

Thunderkiss: Whatever...so should we just hurry and get this over with?

FSX: I guess so. Think they'll try to stop us from destroying this company?

Thunderkiss: Nah, they'll probably be cool about it.

As they casually strolled into the building, ignoring any cries of secretaries as they make their way a bit deeper in, walking up to an elevator as they push the button and wait there a few moments. However, as it opened up..they were hardly ready for what was inside!

Guard #1: Excuse me, could I see your ID badge?

UNARMED GUARDS!

Guard #2: And could your tall friend stop being sexy?

With a thing for Thunderkiss, apparently...Uh...anyway, how will these two possibly be escape from?!

Thunderkiss: Now, one of those two things is impossible!

FSX: Uh...is it the first one? Because we don't have an ID badge, buddy.

Thunderkiss: Oh...then I guess both of those things are impossible.

They all look to each other as they think about the situation, humming softly. How awkward that they don't have an ID badge to get in easily! Either way, it doesn't take very long for the guards to simply do their jobs.

Guard #1: Get them!

Sighing softly as they both charge at once, Fallen would close his eyes and jump into the air, seemingly in slow motion, just to simultaneously kick them both in the face! What are the chances of that? Good, it seems, as everything appears to slow down before FSX kicks both of them in the face! Both guards go flying! Photographers take pictures, far and wide! Forget Ralph Machio, Fallen would be a great Karate Kid! Kiss would applaud a moment, as both men made their way into the elevator.

Thunderkiss: ...Where'd you learn to do that?

FSX: Carl Douglas. I blame Ecuador...Anyway, let's keep going. You never know if they'll have more guards or not!

Thunderkiss: They probably will. What kind of worldwide organization has only two guards?

Very good point, they had to be prepared for an attack at any moment! You never know when evil will appear to stop our heroes, and with over 50 floors to get up, there is AT LEAST 50 fights to go!

...Skipping ahead, it seems that's anything but the case. In fact, their already on the top floor and they seem to be just as confused as anyone.

FSX: Is this seriously the top floor? I expected more of a Ninja Gaiden-esq difficulty.

Thunderkiss: Oh well, this is faster. So how are we going to make them shut down their company, exactly? Just bust in there and kick some ass?

FSX: Yeah, that's the idea. Did you have a better one?

Why. he clearly does! Thunderkiss is full of great ide--

Thunderkiss: Nah, kicking ass is good.

Well, surely Fallen will have something incredibly witty to say before this is ove--

FSX: Alright then, let's finish our epic saga!

SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPEN!

Garden Snake (Alec Baldwin): So, you fools are the ones I was supposed to stop.

That's better! As Alec Baldwin suddenly makes his way out from the shadows, spinning nunchuks in each hand as he is dressed in a skin tight, snake-like uniform, he smiles from ear to ear as he walks toward them. Perhaps he's just happy to have such cool nunchuks made of human heads! ...Wait...what?

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FSX: What's with the decapitated heads?

Garden Snake: I didn't know who you were, and was given a license to kill. What would you do in that situation?!

Thunderkiss: Good point. Everyone would be dead if I could get one of those licenses.

Looking to TK with a moment of worry, Fallen would deal with that situation when it comes up later on...until then, he'd deal with the venomous snake that stood between them and victory!

FSX: Anyway...do you plan on stopping us from destroying this evil company, random snake man?!

Garden Snake: I am the Garden Snake.

Thunderkiss: Well duh. Anyone who can read knows that.

Gasping! The fourth wall, guys! Stop it! Your breaking the fourth wall! OH GOD NO!...Wait a second, Garden Snake is wearing a name tag?! What a cop out.

Garden Snake: What?! Oh, right...the name tag. What a stupid costume design!

As Double Penetration would simply shake their hand in shame of how terrible their villain was, they both gave each other a nod as Snake would ready himself for battle!

Garden Snake: Anyway, it is time to fight! You both die here, fools!

Thunderkiss: YOUR GONNA GET...KISSED!

Garden Snake: Are you coming on to me?

FSX: Nah, he was just distracting you has I disarmed you.

Ah, the distract him with sexy results only to take all of his terrible, disembodied weapons. As TK would smirk and nod once, clearly happy his sexuality was able to distract Alec Baldwin, Fallen would simply yawn and turn away a moment, as Alec pleaded for his life! Well, sort of...

Garden Snake: Oh...foiled again I see. It's not easy being a Baldwin. I had to do Clerks as a favor, you know. Clerks..[/i]Animated Clerks.[/i]

FSX: Right...FINISH HIM, KISS!

Nodding once again, Thunderkiss would race forward and take out the famous Baldwin with a forearm..to the face! If that wasn't enough, he would pick up 'The Garden Snake' and toss him into the wall, kicking him in the face as he flies and sticks to the wall. VICTORY!

Thunderkiss: Double Penetration wins. Fatality. Flawless Victory.

FSX: Okay, that's enough of tha--

Thunderkiss: Tee hee!

FSX: ENOUGH!! Okay, let's go finish this!

As the Mortal Kombat puns finally come to an end, they would look to each other with a mutual smile. It was no doubt they were finally coming together as a true team! Nothing could possibly stop them now, aside from some kinda miraculous escape! But what are the chances of Jerry Baldwin and Carmen Sandiego escaping in some sort of...escape pod? Better yet, why would Carmen Sandiego even be around?! No, that's impossible! Isn't it, escaping Jerry Baldwin?...Wait....what?! NOOOOO

Jerry Baldwin: That's what you think...So long, suckers!

Thunderkiss: ...I'm sorry, but did the founder of Starbucks just escape with Carmen Sandiego?

FSX: I think so...

Thunderkiss: Right...so, do you think this mission was a success?

Oh no...have our heroes failed? And so close to the final battle as well? No, impossible! What a horrible way to get ready for the biggest tag match of their lives!

FSX: Well, we failed at destroying the company...But we did grow closer as a team! I'd call it a win!

Thunderkiss: Huzzah. Back to arena?

FSX: Sure, we'll go crack Road Steelers jokes and prepare for victory...together!

Well, that's as close to a happy ending that they could of hoped for. It wasn't like they'd be able to take down a company! Not in a single day, anyway. They'd simply have to wait until a later date...Or forget about it, and go on other zany adventures! Well, at least they have better unity as a team now! An entire two segments without anything bad happening, too! No complaining, no conflict, no problems! They have perfect unity! They are ready....well the Road Steelers don't even know who they really are. This is the time, and they will believe in themselves.

But can they do what is assumed by now impossible..?

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Segment: Ogre Battle (Credit: Dan White)

The segment opens up, although it’s hard to tell as the room is completely dark. Slow footsteps can be heard in the background, with each step echoing throughout the room. It’s pretty clear that the room is going to be fairly large. A voice is heard, and despite an accent playing through the sound, it’s clear to who the person probably is.

Dan: You know, I might have banged on about the brutality of this match a lot more than other people seem to have. Steele, Hughes, Freeman and Andrews seem to think that the main focus is about the International title. They fail to realise that it’s a hell of a lot more than that.

He switches a light on, and three massive industrial bulbs brighten up the room, which we can now see is a warehouse. Curiously, the Hell in a Cell structure has been constructed in this room, which Dan walks around.

Dan: Okay, so you’re probably sick of the sight of me. I’ve already had my “alone promo with nobody interfering in which I hype up my match at Winter Discontent”. But this is different. This ain’t about the people in the match.

He taps the side of the cell; the chain wall shakes around, echoing throughout.

Dan: It’s about this son of a bitch right here. Let me take you on a history lesson. There’s only ever been have hell in a cell matches in this company. From that, only eleven people have stepped into this thing to fight. Those people have had an experience that they’ll never forget from walking into this thing. They have the scars to prove it. I am one of those people. As I mentioned earlier, RDK and I have history, which includes this big bastard right here. I beat him, on top of this thing, via submission. He’s not gonna forget that when we both enter this damn thing.

He smirks, as two people, The Royles, emerge from off-camera to join Dan.

Dan: And the truth to the matter is, I got back up when I truly need it. I don’t think you lot are gonna care if I used a little bit of back up, right? I mean at the end of the day all you want is a bit of violence, a bit of blood, and to ensure that the crowd favourite manages to walk out of there the International champion, yes?

The two Royles curiously take out a box of matches each. They light the matches, and look at each other, smirking. They then throw the matches at the cell, which sets alight with ease, meaning that the trio must have done some tinkering to the structure prior to this segment.

Dan: Like I said, I don’t care how I win this match. At the end of the day, I’m doing this to be able to prove to you all that by any means necessary, if people want to get what they want, then they can do it. I’m just a simple blue-collar guy. Hell, I’m less than that. I was benefit-claiming scum. But at the end of the day, if I can do this, then anyone can. You’ve just got to use your initiative. And my initiative is that I win by using the best of my surroundings.

He smirks, as the flames behind him roar.

Dan: Scott, Randy, Jason, Jake, Jonny, you have no idea what I have in store, come Saturday. There will be complete destruction. There will be complete chaos. And there will be complete anarchy…..

Fade out.

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Segment: The dementia shall overcome (Credit: RSX3)

We cut to the back where Jake Steele is seen walking to the Road Steelers locker room, clutching his International title. After a heated conflict with RDK, he finally approaches the door and notices it's locked. Steele bangs on the door.

Steele - WHO DA FUCK LOCKED DA DOOR!? OPEN DA FUCK UP! These niggas, I swear...[/color]

Steele stands patiently in front of the door until he hears the sounds of faint footsteps. The doorknob is being turned until it's unlocked. Naturally, Steele is surprised to say the least as he sees Christine in the doorway.

Steele - Oh… Uh… Hey Christine…[/COLOR]

Christine: Jake, Train's been waiting for you. He wanted to see you for a brief second.

Steele - Uh. Aight.[/color]

Christine nods before stepping aside and allowing Steele to get a glimpse of his two transformed partners. Exemplar sits on the couch beckoning for Christine to come towards him. She smiles and comes towards him, removing his mask and bringing him back as XS3. The two lock lips as Steele glances over at Doomtrain. Within seconds, his jaw is already on the floor.

Steele - TRAIN!? WHAT DA --[/COLOR]

Doomtrain: Jake…This demon inside me has become unleashed… Thank Exemplar for it… He brought me out and now him and I are going to destroy Double Penetration.

Steele scratches his head before turning to XS3.

Steele - Matt, you do know dat yo mask just turned Train into da Black-credible Hulk right?[/COLOR]

XS3: Look Jake, I know you're concerned but desperate times have no other choice but to call for desperate measures. Yes, he's going to be evil for a little while but that's only until the job gets done. Only when we retain our tag team titles at Winter's Discontent will he return to normal… At least, I hope he does…

Steele - I dunno, man… da shit don't seem right.[/color]

XS3: Hey, at least he's not eating us out of house and home for the time being…

Steele - …Aight, you got me.[/color]

Doomtrain: Thunder Train may always be hungry… But I am starving… FOR REVENGE!!

Christine: If I wasn't pregnant, I'd be out there, kicking JOYTOY's ass all over the arena like I did last year. But regardless, our son is on the way so I can't put myself in harm's way.

XS3: More importantly, we have to make sure the International Championship stays within the confines of the Road Steelers. Jake, are you confident about going up against four hungry individuals and a legend?

Steele - I was seconds away from beatin' Dan out thea' just now, and after he ran his bitch ass out of da arena, I laid out RDK. I'm confident.[/color]

XS3 smiles and pats Steele on the back.

XS3: I know you can do it, man. You've fended off Zero and McKaye before. You've set Freeman on fire before. Hell, there's no doubt I respect the Macho Man but I'm not exactly sure if he's up to returning to the ring for a big match like this. Just believe in yourself, Steele, and I know you will overcome.

Steele - ALL SIX OF DEM SUCKAS IS GOIN' DOWN![/COLOR]

XS3: Atta boy. Now let's go off into the night and rule the world. You need anything to eat, big guy?

Doomtrain softly shakes his head.

Doomtrain: No… I must focus on a plan for destroying Double Penetration at Winter's Discontent.

Steele - Oh shit... I think Hell's temperature just dropped to Canada's normal temperature.[/color]

XS3: Shut the hell up, fuck face.

The Exemplar laughs and softly punches Steele in the arm before grabbing his bag and taking Christine's hand in his. The two make their way out of the locker room and Doomtrain trudges behind. Steele then places the International title in his bag and goes to leave when he notices the mask of Exemplar left behind. Steele shrugs before picking it up.

Steele - I wonder if I can be Exemplar…[/color]

Steele takes the mask and puts it on his head. He pulls it over his face and blinks.

Steele - Fake ass halloween mask, ain't shit hap-- AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH![/SIZE]

Apparently, the mask is causing major discomfort for Steele and he grabs at it. The mask is flung to the ground and Steele backs off, scared for his life. He then inhales deeply before exhaling and picking up the mask once more.

Steele - Yo Matt, you left ya "evil buddy" behind!

Steele grabs his bag once again and leaves the locker room, flicking off the lights and locking the door behind him.

Fade.

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The Real Response
Credit: Josh Robertson, Jake Cheng

With the show nearing the final match of the night, the scene opens up at a place of both darkness and silence. At this time of night you can barely see in front of you, let alone be able to spot a tiny hole in which you are required to insert a small object. No, we are not discussing the marital affairs of FSX; we are talking about the Key Arena Parking Lot. The door of the arena that has "Exit" above (which conveniently is broken) swings open as two figures make their way through in single file. They stop to close the door behind them, and after a moment we come to realize they are Josh Robertson and Bill Wright. Following what went on between the two earlier on in the night it is no surprise that neither seems to be in a talkative mood. They make their way forward in a solemn manner, presumably towards their car(s). It is at this moment that we come to realize that no matter what people may say or do, that they cannot ever be entirely trusted. As standing right there waiting is Jake Cheng, yet again armed with a weapon. There is a calm demeanour about Cheng, hinting that he has been patiently waiting for the pair for some time. Robertson and Wright glance at each other, seemingly both asking what they should do before Robertson tries to intervene.

Josh Robertson: What a surprise, I guess the saying is true; some things are just too good to be true - like you being worth more than a piece of crap on the bottom of my boot.

As Cheng smirks slightly, stepping forward as Robertson braces himself. And with a swing of the baseball bat that is in Jake’s hands, the man falls to the ground. Robertson is frozen, stiff as a board. He opens his eyes and looks around. Jake Cheng is still standing in front of him and also as if he is moving in slow motion he says:

Jake Cheng: See you Saturday.

Before Josh can react, Jake is already sprinting away. Everything around him is still happening in slow motion, like he is in shock. He clearly remembers a baseball bat being swung at him. Yes…and then he heard the collision. He swears it. Surely Bill would have seen it, Bill…oh shit. Bill Wright is lying on the ground, the side of his head is already starting to swell. Josh snaps out of his shock and falls to his knees to check on his manager.

Josh Robertson: Shit!

Josh looks around panicked as the camera starts to fade out. The match between these two men at Winter Discontent has become more than a match…well at least that was supposed to be the point of the segment. So yeah, hopefully now we won’t open the pay-per-view.

Fade Out.

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Match 5: Strange Bedfellows:
Dave Tyler and Chris Williams vs. BK London and Jay Zero (Credit: XS3)

Philip: The following contest is a Strange Bedfellows match! Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 230 lbs, Chris Williams!

As “Headstrong” by Trapt is booming from the speakers, strobe lights adorning the stage light up like wildfire, flashing along to every beat. The crowd noise is quickly rising, as they see Chris Williams emerge from backstage. As he runs to the ring, slapping hands with fans, the cheering grows louder. He rolls into the ring, and walks into his corner.

Philip: And his tag team partner, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 184 lbs, "The Candyman" Dave Tyler!

Sweet! Sugar! Candyman!

"Candyman" by Christina Aguilera hits, as Dave Tyler struts out through the curtains, a big smile on his face. Red and white lights flash overhead, illuminating the ring, the ramp and the crowd, as he dances his way down to the ring, slapping the hands of some fans. The crowd dance along, as he runs and jumps up onto the apron. He steps in through the ropes, and continues to dance to the music, laughing and obviously having fun.

Philip: Introducing the opponents, from Portland, Maine, weighing in at 200 lbs, the 2008 Emperor of the Ring, Jay Zero!

The lights dim as electric blue and white spotlights shine through the arena giving the arena a very flashy look. Jay then steps out onto the stage wearing white and black boas. Normally he would walk down with a look of confidence and arrogance, but now after his sudden change, Jay seems more "involved." He barely even looks out into the crowd, instead, he just stares forward and walks to the ring, sliding in underneath the bottom rope. Finally once he's in the ring, the crowd's attention starts to hit him.

Philip: And his tag team partner, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 243 lbs, the ACW World Heavyweight Champion, BK London!

"Amazing" by Kanye West hits the sound system at full force and the ACW fans boo the once fan favorite from the borough of Brooklyn. Sure enough, the ACW Champion makes his way through the curtain and onto the stage where he surveys the thousands of fans in the arena - all insulting or jeering him in one way or another. He chuckles to himself a bit before making his way down the long ACW ramp, returning insults to the fans ringside. He finally makes his way to the ring… And he keeps walking around it, not taking his eyes off of Zero. Just then, he grabs a chair from Philip and props it up before taking a seat. BK sarcastically gives a thumbs up to Zero, who looks confused before realizing BK's plan. Zero curses under his breath then turns back to see Williams ready to start off with Zero.

Bell rings.

With this now becoming a handicap match, Williams and Zero circle each other before locking up in the center of the ring. Zero scores a quick knee to the midsection and hits a snap suplex. Williams gets to his feet and is monkey flipped into the center of the ring. Zero goes to follow up but Williams sticks his leg up and kicks Zero in the head. Zero stumbles back and Williams gets to his feet, taking down Zero with a spear. Williams goes for a pin but Zero kicks out at two. BK looks on, disapprovingly, as Williams tosses Zero into his corner and tags in Tyler, who enters the ring and hits Zero with an elbow smash. Tyler follows up with a dropsault and pins Zero for a two count.

The crowd is calling out to Zero, as Tyler tags in Williams once more. Williams grabs hold of Zero and hits a quick STO before heading up to the top rope. Williams points at a screaming fan of his before hitting a crossbody. But Zero has other plans and rolls backwards, cradling Williams for a close two count. Zero then gets to his feet and springboards off the ropes into an arm drag. Williams hits the canvas and Zero chooses to apply the Blinded Faith. Just then, BK stands up from his chair and Zero quickly drops Williams and goes over to his corner. Williams takes advantage of the distraction and hits the Abrupt Stop on Zero. Williams pins but gets two. Williams then tags in Tyler, who enthusiastically leaps over the ropes into the ring.

BK feigns concern for his "partner" as Tyler picks up Zero and whips him into the corner. Tyler follows up with a clothesline that knocks Zero down on the canvas. Tyler then bounces off the ropes and hits a double foot facewash, sending Zero crumpling to the canvas. Tyler drags Zero to the center of the ring and pins for a two count. Williams is then tagged in and he picks Zero up and hits a stalling scoop slam before locking in a full nelson hold. Zero resists the pain of the move and leaps up, rolling forwards and, in turn, kicking Williams off of him. He goes over to his corner and remembers that BK isn't going to help him anytime soon. Zero shoots a glare at BK before turning around into a charging high knee from a tagged-in Tyler.

Tyler then heads up to the top rope and calls to the crowd, who cheer in approval. Tyler then somersaults off the top rope but Zero actually manages to catch him midair. BK looks on as Zero spins Tyler into the Crucifixion and pins for a two count. Zero gets the crowd on his side and he ducks a punch from Tyler, throwing one of his own. Two more later, Zero whips Tyler off the ropes. He goes for a clothesline but Tyler ducks under and goes for his rebound Lou Thesz press. However, Zero leaps up and grabs hold of Tyler's head, hitting an impactful Head Butt. Williams enters the ring and goes to take out Zero, who retaliates with a standing Zero-Sen kick that staggers Williams. Zero then goes to the second rope and hits Williams with a rolling spear that sends him tumbling to the outside near the feet of the furious BK.

Zero then turns back and brings Tyler, preparing to hit the Zero Darkness, which no doubt is causing the crowd to cheer. Just then, Zero feels a slap on his back and then being shoved forward, causing Tyler and him to collapse to the mat. It is revealed that BK had tagged himself in and had pushed Zero down. BK waits for Tyler to get to his feet and once he does, BK lands a picture-perfect Shades of Michaels, landing on Tyler for the 1-2-3.

…or it would've been a three if it wasn't for Zero pulling BK off at the last second. BK gets to his feet and gets in Zero's face, irate at not getting the win there. Finally, Zero snaps and begins taking the fight to BK. The enemies turned one-night-only partners turned enemies again let their emotions and hatred for one another spill out as BK tackles Zero and unloads on him with fists. Zero kicks BK off of him and throws a kick to the midsection. The referee has had enough at this point and he tries to intervene between the two. However, BK and Zero both manage to shove him down and resume fighting. The referee is furious at this action and calls for the bell.

Bell rings.

Philip: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of this match as a result of a disqualification, Chris Williams and "The Candyman" Dave Tyler!

[Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune]

The bell continues to ring, but that doesn't seem to break these two apart at all. For the umpteenth show in the row, Jay Zero and BK London are going at it - and while Gingerdude hoped for this not to happen going into the final PPV of the year, he now has learned that there are some things that you can't control. Namely the battle between these two titans of the ring.

Chris Williams and Dave Tyler look flabbergasted as they watch on from the ring as the tag team partners tear each other apart, and they could very well do that with one another - but they want the best out of each other come Winter's Discontent.

Edison: This is getting out of control Maxie! We need some help!

McNally: At this rate, there won't even be a World Title match at Winter's Discontent - both of these men are going straight for the jugular tonight.

The two battle on the outside of the ring right at the bottom of the stage, and wasting no time - Donovan, Makabe, Reynolds, and other officials race down to the ring to attempt to pry these two apart. Donovan grabs onto the waist of BK London, pulling him off Jay Zero - but London turns right around and decks the referee in the face. Meanwhile, Jay Zero attacks Joey Reynolds and pushes him into the nearest barricade. RAF and Makabe want no part of this, and instead of breaking these two apart - they simply go to check on their fellow zebra shirt friends.

McNally: I don't think there's anyone that can break these two apart this time.

Edison: You might be right. Look at Jay Zero go! He's altering the facial features of the champion.

The fight spills halfway up the ramp, where Jay Zero is mounted over BK London and he's laying into him with stiff blow after stiff blow after stiff blow. The crazed Zero seems a lot more indestructable than the much calmer Zero we've seen over the past few months, pain doesn't even seem to affect him lately. London shoves Jay Zero off of him, and makes his way towards the stage - but Jay Zero races right after him and jumps right on his back - taking both down to the ground.

Edison: Jay Zero is relentless, he doesn't want to let BK London escape or get out of his sight at all.

McNally: BK London created a monster with everything he has said over the past few weeks, and now he has to face this seemingly new Jay Zero.

Once again, BK London pushes Jay Zero off of him - and both men return to their feet at the same time, this time however it's Jay Zero that goes down as he recieves a major boot to the face by London. Zero drops down on the steel grating that is the main stage, and London picks him up and throws him right into the Monday Night Warfare set. He bounces off the digital visual of "Monday Night Warfare" and the screen even goes black after it collides with Zero's skull. Zero stumbles back a bit, and BK London grabs him by the back of the head and once again hurls the No.1 Contender into the Warfare set. Once again the skull of Jay Zero ricochet's off the steel of the Warfare set, and eventually Zero falls down to the ground.

Zero is laid out at the base of the stage, and now BK London looks down at him and mutters a few words. He then walks off the stage and to the back where he disappears through that black curtain, and it all appears to be over. Right?

[Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune]

Wrong.

Back through the curtain, London appears with a black steel chair in hand - and with the look on his face, you know he now means business. He stares at Jay Zero, waiting for him to rise to his feet - waiting for him to get up so he can bash his skull in. The memories of being destroyed last Thursday by Jay Zeor is still fresh and clear in his mind. The faint sound of "Do you love me now?", continues to pound into his head. All the turmoil, all the unecessary stress, all the attacks - every variation of the emotion of hate that London has towards Jay Zero is all behind this one chairshot. Zero turns around, London swings - and a familiar sound echoes throughout the arena.

CRAAAACK![/i]

McNally: OH....MY....GOD!

Edison: DAAAAAAAAAAAANGERO-WHAA?! HE'S STILL STANDING MAXIE!

By some sort of miracle, after that hellacious chairshot - Jay Zero is still standing. His equilibrium has been thrown off a bit, but he has managed to stay on his feet. London stares wide eyed, in absolute awe - and he now looks at the chair. The black chair has a major dent on the seat, and he now looks at Jay Zero once again and all that hate comes right back. London won't be through until Zero is dead and gone from his life. The champion winds up once again, and he makes a major league swing to knock this one out the park. Another chair shot echoes throughout the Key Arena in Seattle, Washington - and it manages to throw off Jay Zero completely.

McNally: That second chair shot did it for sure!

Edison: Zero could be concussed after tha- WAIT A MINUTE! HE'S GETTING RIGHT BACK UP! WHAT THE HELL IS HE?!

His brain has been scrambled a bit, but he won't die - not at the hands at BK London, not again. He has spent this entire month proving to the world that he is just as qualified as BK London to be World Champion - even if it means week after week of attacks, chairshot after chairshot - he won't prove London right. He won't be one of those names on the list of BK London. Blood begins to trickle from the forehead of Jay Zero, but he rises off that one knee and returns to a full vertical base. London is in complete shock, and he looks at the steel chair again and it has been mangled. Bent over the head of Jay Zero, and at this point - it's completely useless. London throws the chair right off the stage stares at Jay Zero with eyes full of hate. Running full speed towards his advesary, London takes down Jay Zero with a spear on the stage - and that certainly keeps him down. But London isn't satisfied with keeping him down, he wants him down and out.

:London picks up Jay Zero and drags him towards the end of the stage, and the whole world knows what's about to happen now.

McNally: Oh no...no BK, not this way. Not before Winter's Discontent!

Edison: This won't end well for one of them Maxie, and I think that one is going to be Jay Zero.

Zero, clear of his surrounding now elbows BK London in the abdomen to the support of the crowd. A few more punches to the jaw sends BK London stumbling back towards the center part of the stage, and London is amazed how Zero just keeps on coming back. The pugnacity of this fellow is amazing, but London won't let it overcome him. He attempts to take a swing at Jay Zero, but it misses and Zero clobbers him with another right that send him down to the mat. Chairman Gingerdude himself races out to the stage, and he restrains Jay Zero - pulling him as far away from BK London as he can, away from the center of the stage.

The two share some words, more like throw them at each other. Gingerdude is disappointed in the way Jay Zero has acted over the past few weeks, while Zero doesn't care - as long as it gets him closer to the ACW Title.

London begins to stirr from where he's at, and notices Gingerdude and Jay Zero still arguing. Seeing his opportunity to strike, he lunges towards Jay Zero and the No.1 Contender doesn't see him coming. Coming from the side, BK London cold cocks Jay Zero with a massive Shades of Michaels that sends him flying off the stage. Pluinging down below, Zero lands on some sound equipment and sparks fly up all around the No.1 Contender. Chairman Gingerdude stares down at the damage done in complete shock. And London just looks over the edge down at what he's done, breathing hard and smiling.

McNally: I-I-I can't believe this. What as BK London just done?

Edison: I don't know, but we need some help out there. For the love of god send some help...

London turns his attention from the inert Jay Zero, to the completely shocked Chairman Gingerdude and stares at him. Gingerdude now turns his attention to BK London, and the two stare off briefly. BK London decides to take his leave, leaving Chairman Gingerdude and the other officials to attend to this situation.

Will Jay Zero make it to Winter's Discontent in the condition he is in?

And if he does, what are his chances of winning "the big one"?

Few questions have ever been as crucial, or as hard to answer...

Fade to Black.

End of Show.

[xs3]

One of the most intense beatdowns ever? You be the judge.

Onto Winter's Discontent we goooooo!

[Jake Steele]

Definitely a packed show heading into WD.

LET THE WINTER GAMES BEGIN!

[rosslambert]

Excellent show, in-depth review soon!

[BK London]

Chris Williams and Dave Tyler should do the fusion dance.