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Post by stranger on Aug 20, 2008 8:56:35 GMT -5
 Name[/b] Rep Roberts Nicknames and AliasesThe Sadistic Opportunistic The Scum Studd The Excellence of Distribution The Rated G MonAmi One Bad Mother Shmucker The Fatal Attraction The Hive Street Bully The Dastardly Bastard The Jewish Judas Guilty Until Proven Innocent The Caucasian Sensation CatchphrasesI am the sckum studd! I wrestle with my mind, NOT furniture! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone! When all else fails, follow me! Men who don't understand women fall in to two groups... everyone who isn't me, and everyone who IS you! They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now! Don't worry, you won't die a virgin, because in the end, life screws everyone! WIN or LOSE, everybody knows that I'm still the DRAW! Physical StatsHeight: 5'10" Weight: 210 pounds Dick size: Hung like a horse Character InformationHometown: Climax Springs, Missouri Entrance Theme: "The Bitch Is Back" by Elton John Gimmick: Clueless yet cocky, comedy relief Wrestling style: High flyer, technical Colors: Rep: Once you go Jew, you'll never feel blue!Alignment: Heel[/center] |
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Post by stranger on Aug 20, 2008 9:09:59 GMT -5
Humble Beginnings
On December 19th, 1986, the world became just a little sleazier when "Rep" Roberts was delivered. Possibly the product of incest, Rep crawled out of the womb and immediately became a nuisance to everyone around him. He was so ugly and dumb that his teenage parents decided to ditch him in a dumpster, not because they didn't have the money to support him, but because if they did raise him, they'd be blamed for bringing up such a worthless shmuck.
Growing Up As a Sleazeball [/u] In high school, Rep wasn't exactly mr. popularity. He was stuffed in more lockers than a ninth grade algebra book. In fact, he was such a loser that he was blacklisted from the chess club. Not knowing where to turn, Rep did nothing in his life but watch wrestling on TV. His favorite wrestler growing up was The Franchise Shane Douglas, and he attempted to emulate The Franchise in every way possible, even though he looked like an idiot. After barely finishing high school, Rep skipped town and moved to Philadelphia, where he was trained by some jobber that never made it. Quitting The Business and a Failed Second Act[/u] After a month of wrestling school, Rep did what many teenage high school students do... he dropped out. Possibly the first wrestling school drop out in history, Rep tried to get bookings anyhow, and he never got one. He swore off the business and tried his hand at stand up comedy. While his first few gigs were mildly successful, his final show would shape up the rest of his life. He went out in front of the largest crowd he'd ever been in front of, and completely bombed. Tomatos hit him as he ran off the stage with his flower bow tie squirting water. He knew what he had to do. Getting BackIn August 2008, Rep began to accept bookings once again. It is unknown where exactly he will show up next, but wherever it is, you can bet that he'll be the same fucking loser scumbag that he was when he was born.[/center] |
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Post by stranger on Aug 20, 2008 9:42:12 GMT -5
Moveset of a Scum Studd [/color] Low Impact Moves:[/b] 1. Fake big right punch in to quick left jab 2. Atomic Noogie (headlock with thumb and index finger noogie) 3. Snot Rag! (blows nose in hand towel and rubs it in opponent's face) 4. Bionic Wedgie (pulls opponent's jockstrap or underwear out with a wedgie) 5. Super Snot Rag! (The Stroke, face first, in to floored snot rag) 6. Stooge Eye Poke (Double finger eye poke after a ducked clothesline) Mid-Match Moves:[/b] 1. Enziguri [Enziguru] 2. Backhand slap [Bitch Slap] 3. Spinning Wheel Kick 4. Running dropkick to upside down opponent [Tree of Woe Dart] 5. Spinning Toe Hold [Spinning sckum leg fucker] 6. Running splash [Notorious Splash] 7. Headscissors 8. Springboard Dropkick [Springboard dart] 9. Springboard Leg drop 10. Powerbomb [The ultimate super duper bomb of doom] 11. Half Nelson suplex [Single arm reverse 69 slam] 12. Sit-out suplex [Stomach breaker] 13. Hangman's Neckbreaker 14. Dragon Sleeper 15. Rear naked choke drop [Ego Buster] 16. Tiger Bomb [Double arm powerbomb of death] 17. Back suplex bomb [Twisting powerbomb of death] 18. Single leg crab 19. Sit-out powerbomb 20. Suplex in to neckbreaker [Hinge Bender] 21. Rotating back drop slam [Prototype bomb] 22. Double underhook backbreaker [Certified Sckumbreaker] 23. Cobra Clutch/Seated Half Nelson variation 24. One arm jawbreaker drop [Franchiser] 25. Hip Toss Backbreaker [Iron Backbreaker] 26. Blue mist 27. Hurricanrana 28. Frankensteiner [Frankensckummer] 29. Moonsault [Sckumsault] 30. Rolling Thunder, but instead of a senton, an elbow drop [Rolling LIGHTNING] 31. Belly to Belly suplex [Sckumplex] Major Signature Moves[/b] 1. Fisherman Brainbuster 2. Super Kick 3. Cradle Piledriver 4. Superbomb 5. DDT 6. Twisting brainbuster 7. 450 Splash Finishers:[/u] Tombstone Piledriver [Vulgar Driver] Figure-Four Leglock [The Verge!  ][/center] |
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 20, 2008 10:50:06 GMT -5
Way to ruin the flow of his profile Hunter.
Don't mind Hunter, he's not a patient person. Welcome aboard!
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Post by Dan White on Aug 20, 2008 11:00:20 GMT -5
Fixed.
Welcome!
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Post by xs3 on Aug 20, 2008 11:00:54 GMT -5
I now mark out for this guy thanks to his backstory alone. Welcome!
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Jake Steele
Competition Judge
Nosepass, Pass Pass Pass
Posts: 3,230
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Post by Jake Steele on Aug 20, 2008 11:01:54 GMT -5
Welcome to ACW!
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Post by stranger on Aug 20, 2008 11:20:08 GMT -5
No, I should be welcoming all of you... to THE VERGE!!! Or the Swanton. |
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Post by xs3 on Aug 20, 2008 11:22:17 GMT -5
Omg, Steele, Zero and Chef, he has the :0 face too.
He must join our mildly retarded MSN conversations.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Aug 20, 2008 11:26:56 GMT -5
Omg, Steele, Zero and Chef, he has the :0 face too. He must join our mildly retarded MSN conversations. Do yourself a favour and don't. |
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Post by stranger on Aug 20, 2008 11:29:30 GMT -5
Omg, Steele, Zero and Chef, he has the :0 face too. He must join our mildly retarded MSN conversations. The story behind that :0 face actually relates to "Steele" because I know him from another fed and talk to him regularly on MSN. This admin guy was yelling at me or something about how people were quitting the fed, and he has bad grammar, so he said that a bunch of people were on "the Verge" of quitting, with the V capitalized for no reason whatsoever. So I ended up making it a joke in the actual chat, saying shit like "I think I'm about to be on... THE VERGE!!!" followed up by that :0 face which would be posted by Steele. Jesus CHRIST I just typed a novel. |
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Post by Commissioner Zero on Aug 20, 2008 12:40:00 GMT -5
Mark, speak for yourself! I'm the sane one in those mildly retarded chats. >_> Welcome aboard.  |
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Jake Steele
Competition Judge
Nosepass, Pass Pass Pass
Posts: 3,230
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Post by Jake Steele on Aug 20, 2008 14:00:27 GMT -5
Omg, Steele, Zero and Chef, he has the :0 face too. He must join our mildly retarded MSN conversations. The story behind that :0 face actually relates to "Steele" because I know him from another fed and talk to him regularly on MSN. This admin guy was yelling at me or something about how people were quitting the fed, and he has bad grammar, so he said that a bunch of people were on "the Verge" of quitting, with the V capitalized for no reason whatsoever. So I ended up making it a joke in the actual chat, saying shit like "I think I'm about to be on... THE VERGE!!!" followed up by that :0 face which would be posted by Steele. Jesus CHRIST I just typed a novel. Ah, good fucking times. |
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Post by Karate Master Kudo on Aug 20, 2008 15:29:07 GMT -5
Sounds like a great character so far. Welcome.
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Post by silencio on Aug 20, 2008 15:29:53 GMT -5
Reprobate is that you!?
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