Monday Night Warfare 17th November 2008

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Match 3: Daniel Ness vs. Chris Williams (Part 2) (Credit: Ness)

MATCH SUMMARY:
As the two prepared to do battle it was quickly noticed that no referee had been allocated for the match and it was later that discovered that the original referee was in a bloody mess. Over the headphones, Edison was informed that there’d be a replacement referee sent out which turned into being Jeffery Janson in a referee t-shirt, the work of none other then Stephan Russo. Now, it was no holds barred as Ness and Janson went on a two on one handicap against him hitting numerous neck snapping moves and joint tearing submissions. The end came when Ness and Janson levelled Chris with a Backbreaker and Leg Drop combination. Williams fought valiantly kicking out several times of what should’ve been a three and even looking to have both of them cornered at one stage but the numbers game took its toll and soon Williams was out for the count.

WINNER: Daniel Ness (1-1)

But that wasn’t the end of the night…

SEGMENT: Tonight’s Entertainment has been Cancelled.
Credit: Williams

Immediately after the Williams VS Ness match, the two stand beaming and confident in the ring as “Survival of the Sickest” blasts out of the stereo drowning out the majority of the disgruntled reactions from the die-hard ACW audience at the “Fallout Screwjob” which had brought Williams from a one nil lead to a 1 all basis. Ness and Janson shared hugs but their celebration was quickly cut short when Ginger’s theme hit. Out of the curtain Ginger stormed out in a furious mood immediately unleashing a tirade against the two Fallout Superstars.

Gingerdude: “Y’know what?! Right. Russo may have made adjustments to the validity of this contest but I’ll be damned if he’s going to try and fix it in your favour Daniel. As of now the Entertainment Series is CANCELLED. NEITHER man will get an Entertainment Title shot upon victory at Hello Goodbye!”

The crowd roar with dismay at this but Gingerdude remains steely-faced and confident in his decision. Meanwhile, Ness is throwing up a storm inside the ring. Gingerdude hushes down the crowd to get his opinion out.

Gingerdude: “HOWEVER. This does NOT mean for one second that this thing is over. Daniel, Chris, you two are now BREAK even and in a bid to resolve this conflict once and for all I’m going to have an ACW versus Fallout battle. In one corner it will be Chris Williams and in the other it will be Daniel Ness! Surrounded by STEEL. Dan, if you can pick up the victory at HelloGoodbye you’ll get a contract, Chris if you get a victory you won’t win a physical prize but you’ll be WELL on your way to solidifying yourself as a serious contender. Chris Williams, Daniel Ness, STEEL CAGE match where if you escape alive then so be it you’ll both reap the rewards of a long and successful career. How does THAT sound?”

The crowd roar with approval at this decision but Ness and Janson are still not happy.

Gingerdude: “Oh and boys you WILL be punished for your heinous attack on Mr. Williams tonight. Starting NOW.”

With that, Ness spins around to see that Janson’s already been thrown out of the ring courtesy of Chris Williams and by the time he’s ready to react he’s being pushed to the ropes and whipped to the other side of the ring. When Ness sprints back into Ness somewhat on an adrenaline rush he is planted with a swinging boot to the head. Ness crashes to the floor clutching his head in a groggy state. Within moments he’s being hoisted off the ground and then within a few more moments he’s on his back a victim of The Boiling Point with the audience whooping and roaring with delight. Gingerdude lets out a coy little smile as Williams goes to work on “Da’ dirty Fallout boyze.” Headstrong by Trapt hits as Williams leaves the ring looking pissed off but happy as we draw to a fade.

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Segment: Lockdowned (Credit: ??)

With the sounds of hard footsteps going off in the back, loud yelling and frequent buzzing sounds we begin to open up. And we open to the sound of something hard but small slamming against a wall, it being hung by a wire and swinging back and forth suspended in air. Straight to the chase we then hear a voice with no face, as all of these mystery segments usually do.

"Everyone has to make choices in life. They say that when it comes time to decide your fate, only you can truly choose your path."

"I chose a path. Double-crossed men. Hell, I even became a champion in my own right. People roared my name in the stands. Literally I was on top of the world."

"...Then based off what I did... it now slowly has begun to crash down around me."

This man seems intent with a message. His whereabouts unknown but his voice filled with enough detail in it's own right. Loud thuds are heard in the background, a man yells instructions loudly in the background and the man running this scene scoffs and continues to word out his life.

"I've heard many times before that it is lonely at the top. Whatever. It's only lonely when no is around to see you..."

"Now because no one is around for me, you can say that it has become lonely. Maybe it's just... separation anxiety."

"You all know who I am, I may not speak with the same demeanor but it's clear. What I portray has dimmed, but I won't kid myself. I haven't changed. I haven't decided to become a better man."

A creaking noise is heard as if someone is walking up a flight of old stairs. But it's not continuous, it's straight to the point. Just like this message.

"Though this time alone has given me a idea... and a real good one if I do say so myself."

"When I step back into the light, I won't be insane, I won't be of a different look."

"Instead... I'll take the targets over my head, and eliminate. every. last. one."

Nothing more to say, no clues, no inside scoops. Just quick and easy. Fade to Black.

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Segment: Awkward turtles… (Credit: XS3/Senator)

In the Senatorial locker room, we see Steve Phillips busy at work on his paperwork, while simultaniously getting ready to watch whatever's coming up next in the program. He looks over at the screen before he hears a knock on the door.

Senator: Come in.

The door opens and Senator looks on with a small hint of surprise. Standing in the doorway is one half of the ACW Tag Team Champions XS3 with an uncomfortable look on his face. He makes his way over to Senator and nods, mouthing the word "awkward" before going on.

XS3: Hey bro… Um… Yeah, this is probably awkward right now regarding the little contest we had on Thursday…

XS3 casually glances over at his title before turning back to Senator.

XS3: However… I just wanted to let you know that even though it may not have seemed like it on Thursday, I have always had the utmost respect for you, regardless of our allegiances. And now in a battle where everything can be lost just with the snap of a finger… I want you to know that you definitely have my support in taking down those OCW schmucks.

XS3 then extends his hand and Senator faintly smiles before accepting the gesture of respect.

Senator: Well, I know that OCW will fall, sooner than later, most likely. And I shall tell you why. A house divided will not stand, and OCW is losing their sense of unity. Even more important, though, is the irony that their agression, their attempts to rebrand our proud company, to change the very foundations of ACW, these actions have turned the locker room against them, and it is people like you, and my Stable who will bring them down...not to mention myself.

XS3: That's the "grumpy old man" I know.

The two share a light-hearted chuckle before XS3 looks down at his watch.

XS3: Well, I'd love to stay and chat but I've got a match coming up. God bless, man.

Senator: Same to you. Good luck, I harbor no ill will for your victory, for you were the better man in that contest, and you have always, Entourage days nonwithstanding, been an honorable warrior in the ring, and quite the capable one, at that...so go out there and prove it!

XS3 nods before taking his leave. Senator smiles at the encouragement received before resuming doing what he was doing before.

Fade.

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Segment: The Blood Runs RED
Credit: Wayde Russeller and Mr. Red

The fans in the arena are enjoying the last show before the Hello Goodbye PPV as the lights dim down and "Me Against the World" by Simple Plan comes on the loud speakers.Wayde Russeller comes down to the ring with his cowboy hat and jeans on. He has no shirt and Diamond Russeller Fox is on his arm. He has his ribs wrapped from last weeks hard fought battle with American Made and he has his head bandaged from the blood bath he was given after. The happy couple makes it about half way down the ramp and Wayde spots a sign that say "Finally...REAL Entertainment" with a picture of American Made underneath it. He walks over to the fan holding the sign and grabs it out of his hand and rips it in half before dropping it on the floor and continuing his walk to the ring.

He climbs slowly up the steps into the ring and holds it open for Diamond who gets in the ring and grabs a mic for Wayde. Wayde stands in the ring and waits for the crowd noise to die down before raising the mic to speak in a low serious tone...

Wayde: 91 Days...

The fans quiet down a little to hear him because of the low tone he is using.

Wayde: 91 Days...

As he mutters those words again his eyes are staring at the spot on his shoulder that the belt would normally be. He takes his hand and pats his shoulder.

Wayde: 91 Days, and now...

He takes his hand and makes it into a fist and holds it up in front of his face and makes a poof motion.

Wayde: Now it's all gone. In one night, my dream of being the longest reigning champion came to an end because of Ame....

Before he can even say his name the fans are on their feet cheering, thanking American Made for taking the belt off of Wayde. And obviously pissed off Wayde storms in circles around the ring.

Wayde: Keep it up! KEEP IT UP! I DARE YOU! Love me or hate me as a person there is one thing you assholes cannot deny. I took the belt when the the Entertainment division was a big pile of stinky shit, and I passed it on with the division THRIVING! I took a nothing belt, probably close to being thrown out, and I made it mean something to hold that belt again! And today I tell you all, no I promise you...no I garun-DAMN-tee YOU...that I will get American Made in a rematch, and I will take back MY title.

The crowd doesn't like what he is saying let alone believe he can beat American Made so they decide to boo him. Wayde just stands in the middle of the ring and laughs.

Wayde: What you people doubt me? You don't believe me? Well let me tell you why you better believe that I am for real. Because I, Wayde Russeller, Speak the truth and piss excellence. So th...

??: You? The truth? Then why not "speak the truth" now?

Wayde turns looking for the voice when he realizes that the voice is coming from the Alphatron where Mr. Red's sits staring into the ring.

Wayde: Y..y..ou.

Red: You know, that "I just saw a ghost" look that comes on your face when I'm around will NEVER get old. By the way, those bandages look good on you. Who gave them to you?

Wayde: What do you want Red?

Red: Well you were out here being so honest tonight so I wanted to get some truths off my chest. Like the reason I dropped all charges for the attempted murder. You see, I didn't drop the charges for you. I didn't drop the charges for ACW. I dropped the charges for me. And you want to know why? Because it would be DAMN hard for me to get my revenge with you in jail for life!

The crowd pops as Diamond looks a little afraid in the ring and Wayde stares at the Alphatron not even blinking.

Wayde: Really Red? You want some revenge? Well lets get a match set up and we can take care of this. Once and for all.

Red laughs on the screen

Red: A what? A...match? You think I dropped all the charges and have been rehabbing non stop for a...match? No, no, no Mr. Wayde. I did this for so much more than a match. We are going to have fun Wayde. When will the fun end? Who knows, I will let you know when I decide. But from this point on W, let me make one thing clear. I am going to make your life a living hell. What happen last week after the dumpster match, when I left you bleeding all over the ring, that was only the start. It will get so much worse from this point on.

Wayde: You know what Re...

Red: Why don't we just cut the chit chat and get the fun started!

With that Red comes running out from the back and the fans explode with cheers. Diamond climbs out of the ring while Wayde throws her his hat and signals for Red to come down. Red runs down the ramp and slides into the ring and Red and Wayde start exchanging blows. The fans go crazy as they go back and forth each man taking advantage for a short period but no one getting the better. They continue to trade blows as the battle no spills out of the ring and they both fall through the ropes to floor.

On the outside of the ring they keep battling back and forth until Wayde finally takes an advantage. He grabs Red by the head and slams it off the turnbuckle, leaving him grabbing onto it. Wayde runs at Red full force but Red moves and Wayde takes himself out on the turnbuckle. Red grabs Wayde by the hair and chucks him full force into the steel steps. He then goes and grabs a chair and swings it hard onto the spot where Wayde is but he ducks out of the way. In one motion he grabs Diamond and the two run up the ramp. Not until they get to the top do they stop for air. Wayde puts his hands on the back of his head and stares down the ramp at an angered Red who is pointing the chair at him and begging him to come back to the ring. "Welcome to the Jungle" blasts on the loud speakers as the two continue to stare each other down.

Fade.

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Segment: “Rally K” (Credit: Kudo)

Kudo Yasuda and Alan Albright are shown together in Kudo’s locker room as Kudo closes his eyes and prepares his meditation in preparation for his upcoming match.

Albright: So Kudo, a lot has been happening this past month, and I know you know that time is ticking on the judgment for everyone come Hello Goodbye which is right around the corner.

Kudo: I know Albright.

Albright: Well then I suppose you also know that you’re going to be in somewhat of a ACW/OCW preview match tonight against Starkweather and Henry McKaye.

Kudo: I know Albright, that’s why I’m trying to get focused.

Albright: Well then I’m sure you’ve seen what happened to Scott Andrews, your partner, at the start of this show?

Kudo opens his eyes and steps down from where he was sitting.

Kudo: Albright, look. This ACW/OCW clash is probably the biggest threat that this company has ever faced. To be a part of this match means a huge responsibility is placed on every one of us. Scott Andrews, Jay Zero, Senator and myself. Don’t you see? If OCW wins, you’re not just changing the top guys or a chairman; you’re literally changing the landscape where we go to work. Now I’m all for change, but not the OCW kind of change. I don’t want to see who else gets taken down under if OCW continues a reign of power into the next decade.

Albright: Yeah but don’t you think that now there’s some clear tension between some of the ACW guys leading up to Wargames?

Kudo: Tension’s good; like soup for the soul. They’re calling it Wargames, but there is no strategy or tactics to apply here. This isn’t a game. This is not a chess match. This match is going to be won because of desire and strength of character. They should just take out the “games” from the name because all it’s going to be at Hello Goodbye is a war.

Albright: It seems like you’ve got your head level in this situation, even with so much on the line.

Kudo: A level head and a strong will is the key. You want to talk about all of these little happenings that are going on that seem to be weakening our team from our own side but there’s too much at stake to have any of that affect us. Who are we fighting for Albright? We’re fighting for our own self interests, we’re fighting for Chairman Gingerdude, and we’re fighting for the ACW fans who deserve better than an OCW takeover. Battles are important, but the war is won in the final stretch. And that means ACW’s top aces taking on OCW forces, face to face, the ring as our battleground and everything on the line.

Albright stops and thinks for a bit.

Albright: And what better motivator than that to rally the troops right?

Kudo smiles and nods as he continues back up his sitting area and breathes deeply in

and out.

-Fade Out-

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Match 4: Jason Freeman vs. XS3 (Credit: XS3)

We come back from commercial and Freeman has finished making his entrance. Both men hand their titles to the ref and the match is underway.

Bell rings.

Freeman starts off strong against XS3, going to work with kicks to the hamstring. XS3 fights back with hard fists and scores a close call on a flying forearm smash. Freeman is whipped off the ropes but he hits the brakes and heads out of the ring. XS3 follows but it turns out to be a ploy as Freeman utilizes a drop toehold onto the steps. XS3 suffers a cut above his left eye as a result and Freeman begins to capitalize, tossing XS3 back into the ring and connecting with an insulting slap to the face. Freeman then props up XS3 in the corner and manages to hit a BRAIN CHOP!! However, XS3 looks at him like "Wtf?" before tossing Freeman into the corner and unloading with the soup bones to the midsection. Freeman then stumbles out of the corner and XS3 springs up to the top rope, hitting the Ralph Klein Special.

XS3 then picks up Freeman and hits a back suplex, pinning for a two count. XS3 gets Freeman up but is stunned with a jawbreaker followed by a quick DDT. The move rocks XS3 and Freeman gets him up to hit a knee facebuster into a swinging neckbreaker for a two count. Freeman then applies a face gouging camel clutch as the referee tells him to break the illegal hold. Freeman shrugs then transitions into a cobra clutch crossface. XS3 resists the pain of the hold and kicks Freeman in the head to break the hold. Freeman goes after XS3 once more but XS3 counters with a Closing Moment out of nowhere.

The ref then begins to count both men out but XS3 gets to his feet before six. Freeman follows and XS3 throws some more punches. XS3 then finishes his little combo with a knee to the midsection before picking up Freeman and hitting the Final Fate for a two count. XS3 goes after Freeman, who surprises his foe by ducking a clothesline and hitting a surprise inverted fireman's carry pancake. Freeman then prepares XS3 for the lifting inverted final cut but XS3 spins out of it and picks up Freeman with a torture rack. XS3 connects with the Burning Cradle then prepares for the Shadow Step.

However, the crowd is heard murmuring and Alex Richmond hops the guardrail and onto the apron. The referee is distracted and XS3 goes over to Richmond, clocking him with a right hand that sends him off the apron. The distraction is enough as Freeman hits a low dropkick then finishes off XS3 with the Shining Axe Kick. Freeman hooks a leg and scores the 1-2-3.

Bell rings.

Philip: Here is your winner, Jason Freeman!

After standing up from the pin, Freeman collects his Fallout Television title and heads up the ramp to a rousing chorus of boos. Meanwhile, Richmond holds his jaw and looks into the ring. He eyes XS3 with a malicious look before re-entering the ring. Richmond then begins to stomp away at XS3's head then punches his wound, opening it even more and causing blood to spill out. The referee goes over to Richmond and tells him to back off. Richmond unwillingly complies then spots someone running down the ramp.

Jonny Hughes enters the ring and slaps the Anaconda Vice on a defenseless XS3. Hughes screams in the bloody face of XS3 and the referee now goes over to Hughes and tries to get him off of him. This allows Richmond to stomp away at the midsection of XS3 while Hughes still has the submission on. Finally, more referees enter and they get Richmond and Hughes off of XS3. The two smile at their accomplishments and leave the ring, heading up the ramp, pointing and laughing at XS3. In the ring, the referees tend to XS3 and begin to help him out of the ring and to the back.

Fade.

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“Unfashionable Express”
Credit: Thunder Train, Thunderkiss

[Wrestling exists for one reason and one reason only: entertainment. Now crowned the king of entertainment, American Made has sauntered into the ACW interview room to the announce to the world the importance of his title reign. Stopping underneath every light to admire the glow the title that is securely fashioned onto his shoulder, it has taken him quite a while to get into position. It isn’t until the show’s producer threatens to cut his segment that he takes his position under the spotlight and cuts loose with some old fashioned, grade A Americana.]

American Made: First and foremost, I am PROUD to represent ACW as its’ Entertainment Champion of the World! You know Charlotte, it is not an easy task. No, no! Being the Entertainment Champion means you need to be entertaining twenty-four hours a day, seven a week. I do not have the luxury of having one unentertaining day off during my reign as champion.

Charlotte King: Well that does seem like a daunting task!

American Made: Waitaminute.

Charlotte King: Hm?

American Made: I just realized the last few people to hold this belt. Wayde. Mr. Red, Showtime ... well, I guess I can have an unentertaining day off after all. Hell, I might not even have to show up for work considering the linage of this belt since the day that nice Thunderkiss man lost it to Jay Zero. Or better yet, I could be just like that big, fat, traitorous hunk of shit Thunder Train and fill my mouth with so much food I won’t be able to cut any pre-match promos while I hold this belt. Now there is a role model for you. Hey kids, why waste your time exercising when you could be filling your veins with cholesterol instead?! THE TRAIN IS ALWAYS HUNGRY, HUNGRY FOR SOME MEDIOCRITY!

[While Thunderkiss rants about the man who stuck a knife in between his shoulder blades, he appears to summon him as well. A large shadow casts itself into the interview room that immediately catches Ms. King’s attention, but not that of her interviewee.]

Charlotte King: Um.... Mr. Made?

American Made: Charlotte, don’t be rude and interrupt me! K? Now where was I, oh yes -

[Her efforts to warn Thunderkiss of his impending peril fail. It isn’t hung one of Thunder Train’s massive meat hooks falls upon his shoulder is he truly aware of his dire situation.]

Thunder Train: You were a few sentences after the part where you call me a “big, fat, traitorous hunk of shit.”

American Made: *pause* Oh, well thanks for reminding me, you big, fat, traitorous hunk of shit!

Thunder Train: Heh, really cute Thunderkiss. I just wanted to come over and congratulate you on winning what...the Entertainment Title? How the mighty have fallen, eh Kiss?

American Made: Don't waste your time talking to a man who doesn't care about your issues with Thunderkiss.

Thunder Train: I mean let's take a look at what you were doing earlier in the year. You were beating Hunter, BK and Jake to get your very first WORLD TITLE! You've broken Dan in a Pyramid super match. Hell, you even came THIS close to beating Yoko at Omega Effect!

American Made: BOY THAT THUNDERKISS SURE DID A LOT, DIDN'T HE?!

Thunder Train: And now...you are facing people like Wayde and other noobs. Thinking back on it, I'm kinda glad you left. I mean look at me. I've won 4 championships this year. I'm one of ACW fastest rising superstars. And it's only a matter of time before I win that International Belt and that World title belt. And when I do, I'll become something you could never do, become a Grand Slam Champion.

American Made: If I were you, I would watch my back while I carried around that tag title, brother. Double Penetration wants those belts brother. More than you want a Whopper, and that's saying a lot.

Thunder Train: You think that you and that wash up, FSX can beat a tag team like me and XS3? I think those roids have gone to your brain Thunderkiss. Theres no way me and X are losing these belts anytime soon. Especially to assholes like you and FSX.

American Made: You keep trying to convince yourself as such. All I see in front of me is a rip off of Thunderkiss and your partner is the "second" X because everyone knows who is the first. I must say, though, I am very impressed to see your mouth move like this without any food in it.

[Thunder Train clentches his fist and appears ready to knock TK's smile right off his face. Charlotte quickly backs out from the two men and luckily for all, cooler heads prevail. After they bump chests and stare each other down for a few seconds, they each turn away from one another and head in opposite directions.]

[FADE]

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Match 5: Scott Andrews and Kudo Yasuda vs. Henry McKaye and Starkweather

Match 5: Scott Andrews and Kudo Yasuda vs. Henry McKaye and Starkweather

The penultimate match promises to be a hotly contested affair, and the match opens up with an intense burst of action between Kudo and Starkweather. If anything, the lack of hyperbole and self-promotion by the two OCW members has only served to underline their strength in recent weeks, and Starkweather provides another eloquent demonstration of this by parrying Kudo’s strongest strikes and then letting fly with a series of swift kicks segued neatly into a whip reversal to Discus Elbow when Kudo tries to turn the tide. Kudo is knocked down and Starkweather pins efficiently for a 2 count. Clearly ruffled, Kudo takes a sensible decision and switches out early to Scott; this display of intelligence wrong-foots Starkweather who had expected Kudo to stay in to “defend his honor” or similar, and subsequently gets a sharp taste of Scott’s Reload (Dragon Whip). The match continues to be tight for another couple of minutes, and then McKaye tags in to change the nature of the match again.

Both McKaye and Andrews prize their strategic abilities, and it’s clear that these two want to prove a point to one another. The mid-match is a bit of a stop-start affair, tentative in several places until the inevitable violence breaks out. Scott’s frustrations from earlier serve him well as he lays down some powerful blows; McKaye though has taken as many hard knocks as anyone in the business, and he powers back to wear down Scott’s defence and then almost ends it instantly with a massive rendition of the Iconoclypse Now. Scott’s own arms do the damage and he does well to kick out before the 3; Kudo calls urgently for the tag, but McKaye takes some enjoyment in holding Scott back just out of reach of his partner, and then pulling him back to his own corner. Demonstrating their formidable power, McKaye tags Stark in and the two use vicious stomps; the crowd boos loudly, and Kudo gets them really worked up, their shouting transferring some fire into Scott. He fights his way up, but he has not realised that the tag has been made and goes after McKaye; Starkweather is able to get behind him and knock him down. Stark sets up the Mexican surfboard, holds it long enough to taunt his foes, and then performs his feared curb stomp. Scott has taken a beating, and Kudo decides that he has to intervene, dashing into the ring to break the pin; Scott though looks annoyed at this save, and as McKaye and Stark make another quick tag, Kudo tries to persuade Scott to do the same. Scott hesitates, his pride a little bruised; he only just manages to dodge McKaye’s charge, and with only a split second to choose, finally makes the switch...

The last minute or so of the match is brutal, Kudo wanting to end things fast and McKaye equally keen to do so. The pair smash one another around the ring; McKaye stays cool, and gets a break when he is able to deliver a huge lariat to Kudo. He moves to set up the Contrecoup (Wheelbarrow Driver); Scott now has to act, but he has to choose whether to interfere with the men in the ring, or concentrate on keeping Starkweather from doing the same. He chooses the latter, rushing around the ring and pulling Stark from the turnbuckle; Stark brutally retaliates, hurling Scott against the ring post, but the out-of-ring action breaks McKaye’s concentration. Kudo escapes, and with incredible force lands his Yakuza Knee. It keeps McKaye down the three, and the all-important win.

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Segment: Do the Hustle...The Muscle Hustle!!

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Credit: American Made and Wayde Russeller[/center]

[It's that time of the night. The time of the night when exciting and ground breaking action takes place. The fans in the ACW arena stare intently at the entrance ramp, waiting to see who will be out during this peak of the show. Who will come out and get the crowd going through a huge announcement or upset victory? Just when it seems like it will not happen tonight, "Living in America" blasts onto the speakers and the crowd erupts into cheers as the new Entertainment Champion comes out. The fans wave there signs in the air and scream for the man who dethroned the most hated Wayde Russeller. American Made celebrates all the way down the ramp and climbs into the ring with a mic.]

American Made: My Fellow ACWIANS. Last week I came out here as the number one contender for the Entertainment Title. I came out here and spoke to you all about how ACW's Entertainment division needed the same thing as America. It needed change. And I promised you that change, I promised I would win the championship from Wayde Russeller. Today, I stand before you all, the new...Entertainment Champion!

[American Made holds the belt in the air as the fans stand up and give him a standing ovation for his big title win. American Made soaks up the love for several moments before dropping the belt back down and resuming his speech]

American Made: That's right folks. You all witnessed the dawn of a new age here in ACW. The Age of Change. And I, American Made, plan on leading you to the promised land! Now, normally after a brutal, painful, championship match, the winner wants to do nothing but berate the man he beat and brag about his own victory. But hell, I have always been a little bit different so I want to CONGRATULATE Wayde Russeller on a hard fought match. Although we do not always see eye to eye, I do believe you were a good champion. I know most of you aren't "fans" of his but I want to hear a loud round of applause for the former champ.

[The crowd is reluctant at first but after some signaling and some motivating from American Made they slowly give a clap for Wayde. As soon as American Made stops forcing them however, they stop immediately.]

American Made: Now that didn't hurt too much, did it? Now listen up Americanmaniacs, I want you to be a silent as possible right now because I would like to have none other than the cowboy himself stagger down to this ring right now!

[American Made lowers the mic and he, along with everyone in attendance waits to see if Wayde will come out. After several minutes of nothing American Made begins to talk again]

American Made: Wayde, I know you've had a bad night thus far, but put your faith in my words. I will not attack you. I have security standing by for you so you can see that I'm serious and sincerely just want to have a heart to heart conversation. So come on down, Russler.

[Again American Made and the fans wait to see if he will join them in the ring but nothing happens. American shrugs his shoulders and raises the mic to speak as the fans start to boo the former champ for not coming out.]

American Made: Well I gue...

"Me Against the World" by Simple Plan blast on the speakers and American Made lets a smile show as Wayde Russeller appears on stage. He is bandaged even more heavily after the attack earlier tonight but has the same out fit on as he makes his way to the ring. He climbs in and grabs a mic and turns to face American Made

American Made: Wayde, I am glad you accepted this invitation. Now I called you down here because earlier tonight, you came out here, ripped a sign with my picture on it, and you were clearly upset about the outcome last week. As your Entertainment Champion I would like to know what I can do for you. Help me...help you!

Wayde looks like he has a mouthful to say but for once in his life is trying to hold it in. He takes a couple deep breaths before beginning to speak.

Wayde: OK, I have had a long, stressful night so I will make this quick. First off, thank you for your congratulations. You are the only man who I have fought, let alone lost too, since I joined ACW that I don't completely hate. So in return I would like to congratulate you on your winning my belt.

American Made: Thank you, but you seem to be confused. You do mean, "my" belt, right?

Wayde: You can believe that. ANYW...

American Made: Aren't you forgetting something else?

Wayde: Ummmm?

American Made: How about your apology.

Wayde: Apology? For what?

American Made: Ripping a picture of me! That was a good sign too, brother!

Wayde looks around confused

Wayde: Apologize for ripping the sign of you?

American Made: Apology accepted go on!

Wayde tries to comprehend what just happen but decides to move on to more pressing issues.

Wayde: ANYWAY. As I already stated, I don't hate you and I'm pretty sure you don't hate me so this next part shouldn't be a problem. I want a rematch. Any time, any where, any match.

American Made walks around the ring rubbing his chin as if he is thinking about the options. He does a couple circles around Wayde while "thinking it over" before Wayde gets jumpy.

Wayde: Not to rush this but I have someone looking to hurt me still so can we move on with this?

American Made: You got it, brother. I thought about it and after weighing the facts, you are the former champion so you shall have your rematch...at Hello Goodbye!

Wayde mouths the words thank you and goes to leave the ring

American Made: HOWEVER....

Wayde stops and leans on the top rope and shakes his head. There is always a "However"

American Made: However Wayde, no one really wants to see the same match twice. I promised the people change, not replays. So to keep things fresh and exciting, and being the giving champion that I am, you will have your rematch...with FOUR OTHER GUYS!

Wayde jumps at this and turns around with a pissed off look on his face.

Wayde: Six guys?? What is this a gauntlet? A battle Royal? Some other type of match that gives one guy an advantage and makes one guy an underdog that will make it far into the match before something causes him to lose or get knocked out unfairly?
American Made: Assuming that what you said made ANY sense...No. See we are going to have an ACW first. We are going to have a thrilling match that I have aptly titled it...The UNFORGETABLE BATTLE! MUSCLE HUSTLE! The rules for this match are available on the ACW web page, because we all love technology ... IN AMERICA!

Wayde: The Muscle Hustle? You know what, rules don't matter...who is in this Hustle?

American Made: I am glad you asked. This match will consist of Myself, you, Wayde Russeller, A.C EVANS, my own worst enemy, Ross Lambert, and the young and hungry DAVE TYLER!

As the fans cheer, Wayde seems to be counting his fingers with a puzzled look on his face.

Wayde: Hey...uhhh...thats five?!?

American Made: Well the 6th Man, wasn't just a good Wayan's movie, it is also the surprise entrant in this match who I wasn't even told about!

Wayde: You know what? That's just fine. I've beaten most of those guys already any way. So be ready, because although I might be friendly tonight, the next time we meet...it will be war.

American Made: That it will be Wayde. Now before you head on to the back I wanted to offer one more idea. This Saturday, sadly, could be the last ACW event should OCW win their match. And although the name ACW could be gone the heart of ACW will never leave because it will live on in guys like you and me. The guys who know exactly what ACW means.

Wayde Russeller nods his head as a huge "A-C-Dub" chant fills the arena.

American Made: So here is my idea. JUST IN CASE this is the last ACW Warfare, how about we give these fans a little treat. A pose down with American Made and.....AMERICAN WAYDE!

The fans cheer as Wayde seems to resist at first before breaking into some funny pose. "Living in America" starts playing and they go into crazy pose mode. The fans and wrestlers are having a blast as the champ and former champ pose all over the ring. They even invite some younger fans in the ring to dance and pose with them as the song keeps on playing and some members of the ACW staff come out to celebrate in the ring.

Fade

[Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune]

Segment: Canceling The Show (Credit: Train)

A shot of a giant building is seen. On the top the letters and number VH1 are overlooking the city. The camera lowers and we see Train standing outside the building. He sighs as he feels he knows what this meeting is for. He enters the building and heads straight to the elevator. He goes up and up and up until he reaches the top floor. He steps out and walks down a long hallway and enters an office room. There three people sit. Two guys, 1 girl (kinky). Train sits down across from them and they begin talking.

Man 1: Train, I think you know why we called you here....Where is Steele?

Thunder Train: Steele isn't gonna make it. He is a little "tied" up at the moment.

Man 1: Regardless, it's nice to know that you showed up. We got a bit of a problem with your show Train. The ratings are bad.

Thunder Train: There has only been one episode Rob. How can the ratings be bad?

Man 2: The first episode scored pretty bad and the repeats have been even worse.

Thunder Train: This hasn't stopped you guys from putting shit on this channel before.

Woman: Train we have to cancel your show. And without Steele to help promote it, theres no backbone for it.

Thunder Train: No back-- no backbone? What the hell. We filmed the two weeks of work. It needs to be aired!

Man 2: Train I'm sorry, theres nothing we can do about this. We need to move your show in order to air "Man With a lot of Money Picks One Whore For Him to Marry, Then Break Up With Them So We Can Air a Second Season. The Whore Who He Broke Up With Will Then Get Their Own Show and the Process Will Repeat."

Thunder Train: ...

Rob: Good choice Derek. That show will be a hit. Don't you agree Jane?

Jane: Oh yes, wonderful idea!

Thunder Train: You are taking me off the air, for that piece of shit?

Derek: Yes.

Thunder Train: What if I can get the show back on track. You know, actually promote it.

Rob: Without Steele? The whole show was for the TWO of you. With only one man it seems a little silly.

Jane: Indeed. But I guess it wouldn't hurt to try. You have until Saturday.

Derek: What? You approve? This is suicide for the network.

Rob: Aw fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

Thunder Train: I'll do it. And I'll make this show the greatest show on VH1. Which won't be very hard.

All of the sudden a man comes bursting through the door. He is holding a blackened out picture of something and screams.

Man: WHO'S THAT POKEMON?

Thunder Train: IT'S PICKACHU![/size]



Dramatic pause.




Man: IT’S KOFFING!

Thunder Train: GODDAMMIT ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![/SIZE]

What does this mean for Train and Steele's reality show? We have until HelloGoodbye to find out.

Fade to black.

[Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune]

Segment: Mistakes and Miscommunication

(Credit: Zero and Scott Andrews)

Returning from commercial break to this already heated edition of Monday Night Warfare here in Memphis, Tennessee, we find ourselves going face to face with a man named Jay Zero who seems to be a bit lost in translation. After seemingly looking like he was trying to squeeze his way out of a title defense against Scott and Kudo last Thursday, and just after the events that took place earlier on tonight when Zero struck Scott down with a devastating blow of a steel chair - we can only wonder what is going through the head of Jay Zero. Can he be trusted to stay loyal to Team ACW? As the scene appears on the Alphatron, many fans begin to give Zero a very mixed reaction after what happened to Scott earlier on. He paces back and forth in front of the camera in the backstage area, rubbing his chin and licking his lips. In ring attire, he seems prepared for his main event matchup later on tonight... but for now, he has explaining to do.

Zero: It's funny how one second everything could be going just like planned - and the next, you find yourself standing over a fallen partner, looking straight down into their eyes as they try to ask the simple question "Why?". Well let me tell this ACW, just several weeks ago, I was on top of the World! I had it all! I had friends! I had fans! And I had Tag Team Championship Gold! But now, because of a nonstop feud, a worthless poll, and an error in communication, it seems like I've lost all of it!

Look! Last Thursday, you all decided to vote in Thunder Train and XS3 to take on the Senator and myself in a Tag Team Title match! That's a decision that makes ME ask that lone question "Why?!" I mean -- they do nothing to deserve a chance and out of nowhere, I'm being blindsided and those two walk out with championship gold! My championship gold!

The crowd seems to boo Jay Zero a bit as he begins to sound a tad bit selfish in accordance with his tag team partner The Senator.

Zero: But now, I stand before you people looking to do good, and once again, I've been made to look like the bad one! I've been made to look like the instigator! Well let me tell you this! Earlier tonight! I was in no wrongful position! I did what I had to do, and that was to protect our faithful ACW Chairman! When I came out to ringside with a steel chair in hand, you all cheered! You all jumped to your feet! And when your little hero Scott Andrews fell to the World Champion BK London, -- I did what I thought was for the good of ACW. I made the MISTAKE of trying to run to that ring and save him! But for what?! To be criticized by you people? Come on! Anything and everything that happened earlier was based on good intentions for ACW! Scott Andrews made the mistake of coming up from behind and putting his hand on me! How was I supposed to know who it was? Within times of war Scott, you never sneak up on your own team mate!

What I did was instinct -- but what you did Scott, - that was just plain stupid!

Once again, some more boos surface. In a way, Zero is right though. These are weird times for ACW, and with Hello Goodbye approaching quicker and quicker, mistakes can be crucial.

Zero: So Scott, let's take what happened earlier and just brush it aside, ok? I know you were just looking to help and everything, so hey! I forgive you! Cause with War Games this Saturday, we both got bigger issues than fighting over who hit who or who started what! This Saturday, our jobs are on the line! War Games isn't some simple, heartfelt contest. It's a brutal, vicious survival of the fittest! So putting my lost tag team title to the side, and putting this little incident with Scott behind us, from this point forward, Jay Zero is guaranteed to be 100% Team A - C - W! And when I go out to the ring later on tonight with Chairman Gingerdude, you better believe that BK London and Stephan Russo will not even know what hit th--

Just then, Scott Andrews storms onto the scene getting up into Jay Zero's face. The crowd pops loudly and Zero looks a bit taken back.

Scott: You son of a bitch!

Zero: Whoa whoa, -- hey!

Zero tries backing away from Scott, but he gets rammed right into a steel trunk and is stuck.

Scott: First off you hit me with a steel chair, blame it on me, and then you forgive me for it?! This goes all the way back to our little chat on Thursday! You're only thinking of yourself you selfish bastard! You haven't changed a bit! You're exactly the same man that I fought at Heatwave!

Zero: Yeah? Well remind me Scott, who came out victorious on that one? Hm?

Scott: Oh you think you're so high and mighty don't you?! You're lucky I don't kick that smug grin off your face right now! ...Well let's see how you fare at Wargames without Scott Andrews there!

Zero: ...The hell you talkin' about?

Scott: You know exactly what I'm talking about! I'm not teaming with someone who acts like a complete jack off! The others should be listening to me, not you! Maybe then there wouldn't be any screw ups! Y'know what? Screw you Jay Zero, and screw War Games!

Just getting the last "Shove" with this little quarrel, Scott pushes Zero back, causing him to sit down and almost fall backwards off the steel trunk that he caught himself up on earlier. Scott begins to storm off in the opposite direction down the hallway, and the crowd begins to boo as it appears that Scott Andrews is leaving the Pyramid Arena, along with Team ACW! As the scene begins to fade out, all we can see is a shocked, distraught look on the face of Jay Zero as he stares down the long, blank hallway where Scott has just dropped a bombshell...

The scene begins to fade out.

[Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune]

Match 6: BK London and Stephan Russo vs. Jay Zero and Gingerdude (Credit: BK London)

Phillip: This match is scheduled for one fall, making their way to the ring first - representing ACW, Jay Zero and Chairman Gingerdude!

"Unbroken" by Monster Magnet pumps through the speakers, and the duo of the former ACW Tag Team Champion and the Co-Chairman of ACW make their way to the stage to quite a reaction from the fans. Jay Zero strolls down the ramp and looks over to Chairman Gingerdude who gives him a small nod before they continue on their way to the ring. Zero slides into the ring, while Ginger takes the more conventional route and steps through the ropes and Zero poses on the middle rope while Gingerdude anticipates his opponent.[/u]

Phillip: And his opponent, making their way to the ring, represting OCW, Chairman Stephan Russo and the OCW Heavyweight Champion - BK London!

"Hello Goodbye" pumps through the speakers and both London and Russo make their way through the curtain to a mixed reaction. The fans in the arena have taken a liking to BK London for a bit of the charity work - among other things, down here in Memphis - but they absolutely abhor Russo. Russo doesn't take his eye off the Chairman in the ring, and BK London doesn't take his eyes off Zero in the ring. Both men enter the ring at the same time, and go over to their opposing corner.

As the bell sounded for the match, there was no question who was going to start the match, it was obviously the more experienced members of the team - and those members where Jay Zero and BK London. It's been only a few weeks since these two encountered one another, and London wasn't exactly happy with being on the losing end of that match up - he fully intended on making up for that loss. They approached one another at the center of the ring, and a quick kick to the abdomen by BK London got this thing off it's feet. A few more kicks followed up to the abdomen before a hefty forearm to the jaw that sent the former Tag Team Champion reeling into the ropes. An irish whip sent Zero across the ring, and as Zero bounced off the ropes - London quickly looked for a back body drop attempt, only for his face to be driven into the mat with considerable force. Holding his nose in pain, BK London was in quite the vulnerable position and Zero capitalized with several stomps to the lower back. Zero now picked up London and threw him into the corner before lacing him with a chop across the chest. London returned the favor with a chop of his own, and Zero battle back with another knife edge - and another - and another. The chest of BK London kept getting progressively brighter and reder, but once again - the crafty veteran managed to find his way out of this situation. A quick thumb to the eye blinds Zero temporarily, and London capitalized fully by hitting a huge snap suplex on his opponent.

Zero clutches his lower back in pain, and quickly BK London goes for the cover but barely gets a one count. London grabs Zero by his short hair do and looks over at his corner, where he sees Stephan Russo and actually considers tagging him in - before realizing that wouldn't be the best idea. He picked up Zero once again and pummeled him with a forearm to the upper back before laying into him with a huge European Uppercut to the jaw. Zero stumbles into the corner and now London heads over to the corner and applies a huge knee to the abdomen. With the air quickly racing out of his lungs, London pulls Zero back to the center of the ring and plants him in the center of the ring with a massive DDT.

Another cover follows up, but after two, Zero manages to get his shoulder up once more and Stephan Russo doesn't seem too happy with it. He begins to pace back and forth on the apron, and Carter Donovan tells him to return back to the corner and hold back onto the tag rope. London once again picks up Zero and plants him by his corner with a scoop slam before looking over at Stephan Russo. Russo reaches his arm out, pleading for the tag, and unreluctantly - BK gives it to him. The crowd massively boos as Stephan Russo enters the ring, and they even get a laugh when he steps through the ropes and falls on his ass. Suddenly, Russo - who finds himself in the driver's seat, begins taunting the former International Champion. He eggs him on, before grabbing his head and picking him up, but Zero quickly throws Russo's arms apart. Zero stands before Stephan Russo, looking at him defiantly, while Russo on the other end is scared out of his mind. He begins to backtrack, he pleads for mercy, but Zero continues to advance towards him. Suddenly, out of nowhere, London delivers a massive forearm to the back of Zero - taking him down a peg. Donovan tells London to return to his corner, and he does, before being tagged back in rather quickly by Russo. Slowly Zero begins to get up, and BK London now ascends to the top rope - like the former high flier he is. London stands perched on the top rope, picture perfect balance, and once Zero turns around - London looks to strike. A double axehandle looks to be in the future for Jay Zero, but the Portland, Maine native scores with a huge Inverted Atomic Drop to the falling London.

[Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune]

London holds his lower area, and Jay Zero takes London down with a clothesline. BK London gets up and Zero takes him down with another clothesline before grabbing him once more and irish whipping him into the corner. Backing up, Zero gets a good distance away before he races towards BK and delivers a massive stinger splash to the corner. Groggily stumbling out of the corner, BK London appears to be in la-la land, and a quick swinging neckbreaker brings him back down to earth. Zero doesn't go for the cover however, as he now heads out onto the apron and then takes to the top rope. London slowly rises up to his feet, and he staggers around a bit, but eventually finds his equilibrium and makes it to a vertical base. He slowly turns around, and Zero dives off the top rope and onto his shoulders before attempting a Diving Hurracanrana - however, London has other plans. As Zero throws his weight back, hoping to toss London, the champion manages to keep his ground and he swings Zero right back on his shoulders. However, Ginger manages to enter the ring and he takes down London with a chopblock to quite a pop from the crowd. Zero falls right onto the head of the OCW Champion, and makes the cover - but Donovan is too busy sending Ginger back to his corner. This distraction proves to be beneficial for the antagonists, as Russo now enters the ring and he grabs Zero by the hair and pulls him head first into the mat.

With Zero holding the back of his head, BK London manages to roll over to the corner and he pulls himself back up with the help of the ropes. Slowly, he begins to stomp in the corner - tuning up the band for what could be the end of this match. Ginger is on the apron, shouting at Zero to move out of the way, but at this point - Zero can't hear anything but ringing in his ears. Zero gets himself up, and as he turns around, London pushes off his feet for the Shades of Michaels - but the Emperor of the Ring sees it coming and moves out of the way. London just misses his target by an inch, and quickly he is thrown up on the shoulders of his opponent. The Zero Darkness is coming, and London has already been in the recieving end of this move, and doesn't want that to happen again. However, from the apron, Russo grabs the leg of BK London and manages to pull him right onto the apron next to him. The fans boo in dismay for the dirty tactics of the Chairman, but now Zero sets his sights on the man on the apron. Looking for a spear, he attempts to take out BK London - but BK side steps it and pulls Russo in the line of fire. Russo drops off the apron and onto the floor below, whereas London manages to plant Zero with a massive kick to his jaw. Zero drops back into the ring, and London slingshots himself over the rope and plants himself on Zero with a splash. Hooking both legs, he looks for the win - but Zero manages to kick out again. London can't believe it, and Russo can't believe it either as he watches on from the ground on the outside.

BK London gets right into the face of Carter Donovan, shoving him and telling him to count quicker, but the rookie referee pushes London right back to a huge pop from the crowd. Donovan reminds him that he's the referee of this match, and he could very well disqualify him at any time - A QUICK ROLL UP BY ZERO. Zero stacks up the champion, but BK London manages to kick out before three - and London is nearly taken out. Both men return to their feet at the same time, and quickly London kicks him in the stomach and looks for the Revolver - but Zero pushes him into the ropes. London bounces off the ropes, and comes off strong - looking for a clothesline but Zero ducks under. Zero turns around after ducking however and his planted with a Shades of Michaels right to the jaw. Zero stumbles back into the ropes and Ginger manages to get the blind tag, and Zero comes off the ropes with a last resort superkick of his own. London is knocked flat on his back, and Zero is knocked flat on his stomach, and Gingerdude now begins to head to the top rope. The forty two year old Chairman climbs to the top rope and gets ready to land one of his old school finishers from back in the day. The flying elbow drop from the Chairman connects right on point with the heart of BK London, and the champion oversells the move - flailing around in every direction. Gingerdude goes for the cover, and hooks the leg.

[Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune]

Donovan slides over for the count, he slams his hand down for the one, the two, the three - but Stephan Russo breaks up the count at the last second to the dismay of the fans in Memphis, and now he pummels Russo with a few forearms to the upperback. Russo picks up Ginger and now slams him down with a quite sloppy scoop slam - but a slam nonetheless. Suddenly, out of nowhere Jay Zero rises up and he grabs Stephan Russo before putting his head between his legs. A piledriver is imminent, but London manages to clothesline Jay Zero and it knocks him out the ring. Seeing Gingerdude getting up, BK London grabs the Chairman and plants him in the center of the ring with The Revovler before hooking both legs. It's academic, and it's over.

Phillip: And the winners of this match, BK London and Chairman Russo!

"Hello Goodbye" hits shortly after the bell sounds, but the work of OCW isn't exactly over. Jay Zero returns to the ring to help his Chairman, but BK London decides to take his frustrations out on the opposing team for the PPV this Saturday. A major kick to the abdomen follows, and now BK London begins to pick up Jay Zero and he looks to clobber him with a right hand. However, Zero manages to block the offensive maneuver and comes back with a right of his own - and then another right - and another. London is on the ropes and Zero irish whips him across the ring and delivers a high back body drop. Holding his back in pain, London rises up - and Zero quickly goes for his Zero Darkness. However, McKaye enters the ring to even up the odds and he drives Zero into the mat with a surprising neckbreaker - and now Russo begins to shout out orders.

The two pick up Jay Zero, but suddenly, the team of Kudo Yasuda and The Senator races down to the ring to help their companion. McKaye and London attempt to take the duo, but their efforts are a bit futile for the moment - until the calvary shows up in the form of Cheng and Stark. Stark targets the knee of The Senator, hitting it with a chop block and both Cheng and London begin having their way with Kudo Yasuda. The stomping continues, and now Jay Zero attempts to break up this madness - but London spears Zero right back to the ground, and keeping him down. The onslaught continues, and the fans begin to chant "Scott" throughout the entire sickening scene in the ring. A double powerbomb on Kudo and a sick double DDT on The Senator leaves team ACW knocked out - and with no sign of Scott, it seems OCW has won the day.

Andrews' allegiance therefore remains uncertain..among many other questions..

What will be the fate of ACW come Hello Goodbye?

There’s only one way to find out. Tune in for what could be the last-ever ACW PPV...

Fade to Black.

End of Show.

[Thunderkiss]

Nov 17, 2008 17:06:50 GMT -5 Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune said:

Christine Irvine: Shit.

FSX: Oh, don't worry! Here you go!

Charlotte: ........

[Understandably, both FSX and Christine are confused by this turn of events.]

FSX: That’s not right. You shouldn’t be here, your contractual obligations to be involved in faintly sexist segments involving implied peril got used up months ago.

Charlotte: You’re telling me. You see, this is what happens when you turn segments in at the last moment.

FSX: Uhh.... yeah. Could you, like, get out of this scene? It kind of messes up the vibe we’re going for.

Charlotte: Whatever.

Christine: Could we get on with this? I’m freezing my ***s off here...

LOL! At first I was like "why didn't he just fix my gaff!?" But now I can't stop laughing about it! More naked women in the shower, the better! Lets put them all in there!