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Post by xs3 on Nov 16, 2008 23:51:39 GMT -5
Match #1: Jason Freeman and Pablo Lopez vs. Julio Rivera and Alex Trixer
Match #2: El Froggy Mask vs. Will Anger
Match #3: Stan H. Johnston vs. Afternoon Drinkin
Main Event: All Out War! The Texans and the Royles vs. Team SWI(Williams/Daniels/Edgemaster/Ben Drinkin)
Welcome to Fallout, the fastest hour on television!
And it's going to be especially fast tonight cause there's only like one segment, lol.
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Post by xs3 on Nov 16, 2008 23:51:46 GMT -5
Segment: The celebration (Credit: XS3)
In the SWI locker room, we see all five members looking proud of what they've accomplished.
Edgemaster: When we decided to hold our little reunion, we all came together with the same thought. We were all sick of losing and being fed to those who we thought were undeserving of honor, those who were unfairly given what they had. So what we did is we joined together and we made a pact that we would let nothing stand in our way of accomplishing what we wanted to accomplish on Fallout.
Ben: We've all been held down because we weren't in the same league of Stan Johnston, who already sucked to begin with. And now? We've got something Stan's little buddies The Texans could not and will never win and that's the Fallout tag titles.
Ken: When Jason and I won the tag titles, we told everyone who doubted us to fuck off. Plain and simple. We didn't need the Fallout fans backing us. We only needed to believe in ourselves. Mint and Pilko are now footnotes, mere footsteps in the sand while we begin cementing what is to become our legacy.
Jason: And one of the first steps is choosing a team name. After weeks of choosing, we have settled on becoming "Damage Inc.", named after a song by a band that has achieved more than any of these dipshits want their precious Stan H. Johnston to achieve. Pfft.
Afternoon: And speaking of uneducated rednecks, I have a chance to finally put that smug shit in his place. For years, we've had to cater to his ego. No more. I'm going to end his undefeated streak and then his incestuous clique and those proverbial "dick-heads" are going to be crushed swiftly, begging for mercy at the feet of SWI.
Damage Inc: It's time for the soul…
Ben: …to be put back…
Edgemaster: …on Fallout.
Fade.
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Post by xs3 on Nov 16, 2008 23:52:53 GMT -5
Match #1: Jason Freeman and Pablo Lopez vs. Julio Rivera and Alex Trixer
Since no one had the balls to write the match, Julio and Alex win with Julio pinning Lobez after he botched a moonsault.
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Post by xs3 on Nov 16, 2008 23:53:59 GMT -5
Match #2: El Froggy Mask vs. Will Anger (Credit: Samson)
Froggy and Will speed walk around the ring staring eachother down. Will looks at the size advantage and smirks at Froggy. He makes the first move and throws a hard left punch at Froggy who dodges the punch. Froggy moves to the left side and does a pose as the crowd cheers him on. This angers Will who retaliates with a right punch but once again Froggy dodges it.
Froggy now goes on the offense and lays a barage of kicks to the shins. Will barely flinches from the attack until Froggy lays one more kick to the gut which knocks the wind out of him and causes him to fall on one knee. Froggy bounces off the ropes and goes for a Jumping Shoulder Block but Will quickly counters the move by grabbing Froggy in mid-air and hitting him with an exploder suplex. Froggy grabs his back in pain as he struggles to get up. Will hits him in the back with a few punches as Froggy wobbles around the ring and falls to his knees. Will kicks him in the back sending him into the mat belly first.
Will tries to set up the Mexican Surfboard Facelock but cannot get the knee's locked in as Froggy stuggles on the ground. Froggy get's his composure back leg sweeps Will flips over him and locks in the Tropical Torture just as Will sits up. Will realizes the fatal error and gasps for air and tries to escape the hold. After a few seconds he taps out. Froggy wins the match by submission.
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Post by xs3 on Nov 16, 2008 23:54:07 GMT -5
Match #3: Stan H. Johnston vs. Afternoon Drinkin
The two big brawlers started off delivering their own series of smash mouth wrestling towards one another. The bigger Afternoon got the advantage after shoving Stan forcefully to the mat then followed up with an elbow drop to the sternum. For a good portion of the match, Afternoon used his mass to keep the Openweight champion down, even getting a 2.9 count off of the Canadian Spinebuster. Stan remained persistent and fought out of a bearhug with open face slaps. Stan then fought back, hitting a big boot and a back elbow smash. However, Afternoon ducked under the Western Lariat and plowed Stan into the corner. Afternoon then set up Stan for a Livewire Beer Bash. However, Stan elbowed his way out of the move then perched himself steadily on the top rope. Stan then flew off and connected with an absolutely brutal diving variation of the Western Lariat, effectively silencing Afternoon and putting him down for the three count.
Winner: Stan Johnston
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Post by xs3 on Nov 16, 2008 23:54:36 GMT -5
Main Event: All Out War! The Texans and the Royles vs. Team SWI(Williams/Daniels/Edgemaster/Ben Drinkin)
(Credit: Senator
As the show returned from the break, the SWI team had already assembled in the ring, with a decidedly out-of-it Afternoon Drinkin at ringside, holding the back of his lariat affected neck. To the surprise of the audience, the Royles and Texans entered together, and charged the ring, clearing their opponents out in a quick pre-bell scuffle.
As the bell rang, Ken Williams and Jack Connor squared off, with Connor pushing Williams into a corner and choking him with a forearm to the throat. Jason Daniels, though, was able to run along the apron, blasting Connor with a clothesline from behind, allowing his own partner to stumble back to the SWI corner, tagging in Edgemaster. Connor, on the receiving end of a missile dropkick, kicked out at one, but was then hit with a leaping neckbreaker from Edgemaster, who got a nearfall, before Ivor Biggin broke it up.
The match continued from there, as Connor fought through several double teams from the tag champs, and countered an A-OK attempt from Ben Drinkin into a backdrop suplex, finally tagging Duke Cogburn into the match. Cogburn entered like the predictable, proverbial house of fire, knocking all four opponents down with straight right punches, and even chasing Afternoon Drinkin off the apron. Cogburn, finding Ben Drinkin in the ring, tried to slap on a patented Badman Sleeper, but the veteran Fallout fighter was able to counter his opponent’s finisher by ducking into a less dangerous side headlock position, and running Cogburn into the ropes, connecting with a dropkick on the rebound. Connor, reeling back, fell into position for a Pat McGroin tag, just as Ben tagged out to Edgemaster again. Biggin and Edgemaster brawled for a moment, but this was broken up by both Williams and Daniels, who stormed into the ring, and hit a combination STO on Ivor Biggin. Enraged, Pat McGroin entered the ring as well…and bashed a beer bottle over the head of Edgemaster to bring the match to a halt.
Both sides entered the ring, itching for a brawl, but ACW…er…OCW security headed them off, pulling both sides apart as the show came to a close.
Fade Out, End of Show
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Post by xs3 on Nov 17, 2008 0:06:55 GMT -5
Peter Bannatyne: Hold it! Hold everything! We only had one segment and four matches! If we want more ratings, we need to have some more filler!
El Froggy Mask: El Froggy knows how!
Peter: How?
Froggy: With an upbeat musical sequence!
The opening guitar of Protest The Hero's "Bloodmeat" then hits and the Fallout gymnasium transforms into a large stage, complete with fireworks, elephants and tigers jumping through hoops. On the main stage, we see XS3 on rhythm guitar and vocals, Ben Drinkin on bass, Afternoon Drinkin on lead guitar and Punished Fox on drums.
XS3: Enemies of Khanate strung on hooks like pigs to slaughter
Heads will roll,
Heads will roll, throats will be slit
And blood will flow like springs of water
Heads will roll
Just then, Daniel Ness is shoved onstage by Biff.
Biff: Just do it, Danny boy!
Ness: For the last FUCKING TIME, MY NAME IS...
To the River Red, across the ochre steppe
A thousand fathers killed,
A thousand virgin daughters spread with swords still wet,
With swords still wet with the blood of their dead
Nurjan, is upon us, he kills in silence after prayers
Then, out of nowhere, Torak and Hitman pop up from the dead and share the falsetto vocals.
Torak: Genghis Khan is upon us, he slays his betrayers
Hitman: DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!
Torak: Genghis Khan is upon us, he slays his betrayers
Hitman: DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA! OOOOOOooohh...
Then, Jason Freeman hops onto the mic. Before he can even sing, an elephant chases him off the stage. Then, Stan Johnston shows up.
Stan: Thus still the fools of God will guard the city of our birth
Hold an ear to the ground
Hear the sound
Clamoring and horses stammer as their gallop meets the earth
Then, The Royles come up and begin to sing.
Pat: A thousand fathers killed,
A thousand virgin daughters spread with swords still wet,
With swords still wet with the blood of their dead
Ivor: A thousand fathers killed,
A thousand virgin daughters spread with swords still wet,
With swords still wet with the blood of their dead
Tomorrow
Just then, almost unexpectedly I might add, Reaper and Cremator suddenly show up and take over the mic.
Reaper: Tomorrow they will find us
Cremator: Hide the children free of sin
Reaper: We will meet their blades by morning
Cremator: Protected only by your skin
Tomorrow we will find them
Reaper: Seek the youngest of their kin
Cremator: And we will beat them with our fury
Reaper: AND WE WILL CRUSH THEM ALL LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE................
The lights then dim and every member of the Fallout roster and crew join together on the vocals.
Everyone: VERMIN, KILL
AND WE WILL CRUSH THEM ALL LIKE VERMIIIIIIIIN!
Just then, Biff Taylor does a little Michael Jackson spin-around and grabs the mic.
Biff: OH!
As soon as the song finishes, XS3, Ben and Afternoon take their respective instruments and slam them down on the stage, shattering them into pieces as fireworks begin going off. The elephants then stand on their hind legs and the tigers are shown mauling Zak Dimitri. Eventually, everyone says "fuck it" and takes their leave. Except for Peter Bannatyne.
Peter: FUCK THE CORPORATE WORLD! BEE-YOTCH!
Then he leaves.
Really end of show.
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Post by The Senator on Nov 17, 2008 12:42:49 GMT -5
Fastest half-hour on television? Heh, good job putting things together, X:)
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