Fallout November 9, 2008 (The Sunday Edition)

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Jason Freeman vs. Pablo Lopez: TV Title

Chuck Samson vs. Alex Trixer

DNA vs. KAWADA

Williams/Daniels vs. Mint/Pilko: Fallout Tag Titles

Welcome to Fallout, the fastest hour on television!

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Segment: A Dedication (Credit: Freeman)

The camera fades in to show the Television Champion, Jason Freeman on screen. Tonight, he faces Pablo Lopez in the opening contest for his title...just a few days away from his International Title shot against Jake Steele next Thursday.

Freeman: Well, tonight once again, you fans will get to see Jason Freeman defend his Television Championship. This match will not just be a simple title defense, however...oh no...this match is special.

He cocks his head, shifting his title belt on his shoulder.

Freeman: Do you know why? Because this match is dedicated to a special person. This match is dedicated to Jake Steele. Steele...I want you to watch this. I want you to see what's going to happen to you next week. I want EVERYBODY to see. Soon, Jason Freeman is not just going to be the Television Champion...he will also be the International Champion.

Freeman turns, and walks towards the entrance ramp. It's time for his match.

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Match: Jason Freeman vs. Pablo Lopez - TV Title (Credit: Freeman)

As the bell rings, Jason Freeman looks across the ring at Pablo Lopez, not seeming very worried about the match. Pablo makes the first move, running to the ropes, and springboarding off for a tornado DDT...except he underestimates the distance and lands short, hitting the mat. Freeman takes that as his cue to bring Pablo to the ground with a stiff clothesline.

Freeman has dedicated his match tonight to Jake Steele, and wants to make quick work of Pablo. He waits for Pablo to start getting up, looking to hit his shining axe kick, but when he goes for it, Pablo dodges! Pablo gets to his feet, and hits a kick to Freeman's shin, that causes Freeman to bend down, and Pablo bounces off the ropes for a shining wizard which he manages to hit! The fans go off their feet, and Pablo climbs the turnbuckle, looking for El SSP, early on...and he jumps! He unfortunately doesnt get much distance, and as he falls, his feet catch the top rope, causing him to flip forward onto his back. Freeman stands up, glares at Pablo, and when Pablo stands he is BLASTED with a sick running front dropkick, that causes him to fly back into the turnbuckle with enough whiplash to knock him out.

Freeman has dedicated this match to Jake Steele, and plans to make a statement before his International Championship match. He pulls Pablo to his feet, gets him in a full nelson, leans left, and then spins right, causing Pablo to spin into a faceplant...Freeman raises his hands to the sky, and then stands there, waiting...

Pablo manages to get to his feet slowly, only to be yanked in by Freeman...who grabs him as if he is going for a DDT, before lifting him up, and turning into a sick inverted final cut. Freeman rolls Pablo over, and gets the 1....2....3

Winner and still Television Champion: Jason Freeman

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Segment: The "team" is no more (Credit: XS3)

At this moment, the lights suddenly dim before the opening of "Desperate Times Desperate Measures" by Underoath kicks in. The crowd then begins to boo as Team SWI make their way down to the ring. All five members look proud of their accomplishments as they enter the ring. Edgemaster gets a mic and begins to speak.

Edgemaster: So, judging by the reaction we're getting, it looks like you're none too pleased about The Drinkin Boyz joining our little group? Well, that's fine because honestly, we don't give a shit about you. I always knew Ben and Afternoon would make the right choice. But don't take my word for it. Let them tell you themselves!

Ben: That's right. You see, Team SWI was founded because the five of us, though we all had our egos in the original promotion, we all came together to agree on one thing… SWI was our home. Fallout was never home to us in the first place, you sad geeks! And if you even had that mentality about us to begin with, I pity you. I really do.

Afternoon: Yeah, Fallout decided that when my time came to be brought here to Fallout, they figured it would be just great if they "borrowed" my comedy gimmick from SWI to go with it. I developed that gimmick in a far better place than here! You all make me sick to my stomach.

Afternoon spits venomously at the front row of fans and flips them off.

Ken: So, that's why they have joined us. And now, we have also come to agree on one thing. We're removing the "team" from our name. Now, we're just SWI. No more will we be referred to as a team. We are our own entity; an enigma far removed from Fallout.

Jason: And as our group's first act, we plan on relieving the tag titles off of Mint and Pilko to further mock this company as it has mocked us. You know why?

Ken and Jason: Because we are SWI.

Drinkin Boyz: And we're putting the soul…

Edgemaster: …back in Fallout. Choke on that, geeks.

Fade.

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Match 2: Chuck Samson Vs Alex Trixer
Credit: Taylor

The second match-up of the evening starts off with Samson and Trixer both cautiously looking for an opening. Neither man seems willing to commit until finally Trixer dashes in and manages to get a grip of the back of Samson's head, and looks to transition into another move. However, Samson manages to get himself out of trouble with a well placed front kick to Trixer, sending his opponent onto the back foot. Seemingly woken up now, Samson goes on the offense with a series of well placed kicks and punches that cultimates with a straight kick to the mid-section of Trixer. Trixer is sent keeling over by this, to which Samson takes full advantage by bringing him down to the canvas with a snapmare. As Trixer pops up into a seated position Samson follows up with a chinlock.

After a short time of Trixer squirming around trying to get free, but unable to do so, Samson finally relinquishes the hold himself to instead transition into the more painful armbar. However, Trixer somehow anticipates this and as Samson releases the chinlock manages to somehow scramble away and back to his feet. Samson seems irritated by this but manages to keep his composure as Trixer looks perplexed as to how to attack. Finally, Trixer lets his recklessness get the best of him again as he dives in with a running clothesline, Samson ducks this however and slams Trixer back onto the ring canvas with a snap suplex. Samson smiles slightly as the fans cheer while waiting for Trixer to recover to his feet. After a considerable amount of time he does so, to which his rewarded by getting hit with The BC Express (Tidal Wave Kick) by Samson. Samson covers Trixer to seal his first victory on Fallout.

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Segment: KAWADA stands for Killing All Warriors And Decimating Alger!
Credit: Steele

The scene opens up to a dim light inside the locker room of rising star KAWADA. He doesn't waste anytime as he goes to speak.

KAWADA: In ancient Japan. Men would fight to keep their honor. And during time like those. Men would... have to kill. D.N.A. I will kill you. You say you are Dangerous. I say you aren't Dangerous enough. Tonight, KAWADA will prove that I am THE rising star in Fallout. You. Will. Fall. To. Me.

Fade out.

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Match: DNA vs. KAWADA
(Credit: Senator)

Dangerous Nicholas Alger, having been occupied by training over the last few weeks, stepped into the ring against Dwight Gym graduate, KAWADA. The former Toshiaki Kawada impersonator, now decked out in simple black karate pants, showed up to the ring with a confidence not generally seen in DNA's opponents. KAWADA, with a MMA record of his own, started off with a quick double leg attempt, which Alger blocked, countering with a knee to the jaw, putting his opponent on the defense. KAWADA tried valiantly to regain his balance, but a barrage of middle kicks kept him from maintaining a solid footing. Alger, sensing the end already, signaled for the Bermuda Triangle, leaping up, and locking in the flying triangle choke.

KAWADA struggled...but really, he only needed to remain concious for a few seconds, as El Froggy Mask leaped the guardrail, and then jumped onto the apron, distracting the referee, and Alger. DNA tried to knock the black and orange wearing luchador off the apron, after letting go of the triangle, but Froggy retreated too fast to be caught. DNA, now furious, turned back to his opponent in the ring...only to find Jeffery Janson, the former TV Champion, facing him, steel chair in hand. Janson awkwardly swung the chair, but the larger Alger demonstrated his own quickness in sidestepping the steel object, and retaliated with a brutal spinning backfist, wiping out the Corporate Idol.

Just when he was about to go back to finish KAWADA off, Colossus Rhodes stepped into the ring, and caught a high kick attempt, spinning Alger around, and clocking him with a double axehandle smash to the head. Referee Joey Reynolds called for the bell, and ACW security, as KAWADA rose to his feet, staring up at Rhodes, before spinning around, and blasting DNA in the temple with his signature KAWADA Shuffle execution spinning side kick! KAWADA then cut a short promo, declaring himself to be the new "Corporate Assassin," and putting Fallout on notice.

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Segment: SADDLIN' BACK ON THE OLD PONY AGAIN!
Credit: Steele

Straight to the point the scene opens up with Stan H. Johnston. But instead of him getting ready to talk, quick words are seen on the screen.

Stan H. Johnston...

A man you can trust as Openweight Champion. A man who personifies the meaning of pride, glory and rough and tough determination...

He fights for the fans of Fallout, blazzin' saddles all through the ring, and destroying guppies with his Western Lariat...

DNA, Daniel Ness, they all say they are worthy of being champion...

But no one...

Can withstand the strength of Stan...

H...

Johnston.

Fade Out

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Reserved for Senator, I think.

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Match: Fallout Tag Team Championship
Sylvan Mint and Sgt. Pilko vs. Ken Williams and Jason Daniels (Credit: XS3)

With the tag division getting more attention in recent memory on Fallout, it was bound that these two teams would meet. Sure enough, they did and the match started off strong with Mint and Pilko getting the better of Williams and Daniels, clearing the ring then delivering dropkicks to the Drinkin Boyz on the outside. The champs went after Edgemaster, who backed off and bought Williams and Daniels enough time to sneak attack the champs. Once order was restored, Williams went to work on Pilko with stomps and an elbow drop. Pilko retaliated with a vertical suplex and tagged in Mint, who worked over Williams for a brief moment, including the utilization of a short arm lariat and a series of headlock knee strikes.

The numbers came in sooner than expected, however, when Edgemaster hopped up on the apron. Mint knocked him off the apron only to turn around into a repeated psycho head hold punch combination finished with a DDT. One tag later, Daniels entered the match and began working away at Mint. For a good portion of the match, Williams and Daniels managed to keep Mint away from Pilko, even going as far to yank Pilko off the apron when a tag was attempted. Daniels then applied the Headbanger Lock, only this time he forced Mint to headbang with him, making the pressure almost unbearable. Mint elbowed his way out of the hold and caught Daniels with the Pocket Change, forcing the SWI member to forcefully kick out. Mint fought out of an attempted pumphandle slam and shoved Daniels into Williams. Daniels then became a recipient of the Vault Jump, which allowed Mint to finally tag in Pilko.

Pilko connected with a series of clotheslines and hit a Chokeslam Bomb on Daniels before taking Williams out with a clothesline. After a Powerbomb Whip, Pilko called in Mint and set up Daniels for the Corporate Combination. However, Ben hopped up onto the apron only to be taken down by Colossus Rhodes, who came out of nowhere to help neutralize the battlefield. KAWADA and El Froggy Mask came down to even the odds as well. Meanwhile, Williams, undetected by the ref, hit Mint with a low blow, which set Daniels up for an AC/DC Driver on Pilko to collect the 1-2-3.

Winners and new Fallout Tag Team Champions: Ken Williams and Jason Daniels

After the match, Mint looked on, shocked along with the fans, as SWI collected their newfound prize and taunted the Fallout fans with the belts. Pilko was being attended to by Biff Taylor as Williams and Daniels basked in their newfound glory.

Fade.

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Missing match inserted, now for Senator's final segment (I think).