Thursday Night Meltdown November 6th 2008

[BK London]

Match 4: The Senator w/Zero vs. Henry McKaye w/Starkweather (Credit: XS3)

Beginning: In this contest pitting the seemingly doomed ACW against the aggressive OCW, the two men began testing their strengths with a test of strength (wow that was lame). McKaye got the early advantage and used a series of forearms to keep his political foe down. However, Senator countered one and used it to hit an over-the-shoulder arm drag. Senator unleashed a fury of knife-edge chops on McKaye and took him down with a rear facelock throat strike followed by a quick high angle inside cradle for a two count. Senator then set up McKaye for a Tax Cut but McKaye kicked Senator off of him and hit a quick running heel kick for a two count.

Mid-Portion: With the control of the match in his favor, McKaye locked Senator into an abdominal stretch and hit the War Drums for good measure. McKaye kept the hold applied but Senator rolled back and tried to pin McKaye. However, the God of War kicked out and hit Senator with a knee strike followed by a quick Gory Bomb. McKaye then ran up the turnbuckles and attempted a corkscrew senton. However, Senator dodged at the last second and waited for McKaye to rise. Once he did, Senator connected with the Senatorial Series, ending with a skull-shattering Liberalizer.

Conclusion: After a brief offense, which included MOAR CHOPS and a Shining Capital, Senator prepared to hit the Partisan Kick. However, when he went to bounce off the ropes, Starkweather attempted to trip him up. The referee was unaware of it and Senator crashed to the canvas. This prompted Zero to run towards the steps and leap off, hitting a wicked clothesline to Starkweather. Meanwhile, McKaye prepared to hit the Contrecoup. However, Senator slipped out and prepared for a backslide. McKaye flipped backwards and locked up with Senator, who threw some knees at McKaye and finally hit a Partisan Kick for the win.

Winner: The Senator

[BK London]

“Stealing Yard Signs!”
Credit: FSX, Thunderkiss: A Double Penetration Roleplay

[Ol’ glory proudly shines on our television screens as we return from another few minutes of commercialized fun (or maybe another segment, depending on what our lovely and talented show poster decided to place prior)! As the stars and stripes grow ever so smaller, our TV viewers suddenly realize they have been tricked for this is not the American Flag they are viewing! Oh no, instead they are fortunate enough to be treated to the sight of American Made’s ring attire! Standing next to him is his ever so faithful sidekick .. errr ... tag partner, Fallen Souls, who looks as if he will launch into the pledge of allegiance at anytime.]

American Made: Greetings America! This is your hero and iconic icon, American Made! Today I am here on a matter of GREAT importance! As members of a democratic society, it is up to each and everyone of us to do our jobs as responsible citizens and VOTE! It is a privilege and right that many across the world do not get to partake in, especially in Africa! Now to help me get this message out, I have enlisted the help of another true American, FALLEN SOULS!

FSX: I'm not a true American...in fact, an illegal immigrant is probably a truer American then me. I don't even qualify as an American in any sense.

American Made: *ignoring* With the help of this super patriot by my side, I am expecting 500% turn out at the polls next week! So come on, chum! Let’s go and help get out the vote!

[Made slaps his partner on his back and together they exit the ever so fading camera shot. As it returns to our televisions, they are found outside a tranquil suburban home deep within the Midwest section of the country.]

*Knock, Knock*

Nick: Yes?

American Made: Hello citizen! Do you pledge to do your American duty and vote in the American election this upcoming Tuesday?

Nick: I already did.

American Made: Did what?

Nick: Vote. The election was this past Tuesday, you idiot.

FSX: ....

American Made: ....

[American Made scratches his mask and decides to segue to plan “B.”]

American Made: Well, on behalf of America, I thank you for your vote! I hope your candidate won!

[With a dejected and solemn look, Nick hangs his head for a brief moment. This mood suddenly passes and is replaced with a more anger filled demeanor, a demeanor that Double Penetration quickly feels the brunt of.]

Nick: Get off my lawn!

~!~SLAM~!~

[The door misses American Made’s face by mere inches. With a shrug of his shoulders, American Made realizes his efforts are now worthless and considers calling it a day.]

American Made: Well, this did not go as expected. Thanks for not informing me that the election was Tuesday!

FSX: I don’t even live here! I'm not even ALLOWED in 28 states! I assassinated JFK, damn it! Well...not really...I kind of did in what could be considered a dream. Anyway, how do you think people will react when they realize the great 'American Made' didn't vote? They'll probably ][ARGH!

[American Made can barely contain his laughter as he watches FSX trip over one of Nick’s John McCain yard signs. Luckily, his face breaks his fall and also his pride ... ]

FSX: Enough of this! I've had enough of these fucking yard signs!! Is their even a point to them being up anymore?!

*Yank*

[X decides to take his frustration out on the very sign that brought him shame and humiliation. Now pulled from its hollowed ground, FSX is determined to see that it finds a more suitable home - the garbage dump.]

American Made: What on heavens are you doing?!

FSX: I’m saving this stubborn ass sometime and throwing out his sign! The election is over anyway, right?! May as well trash this waste to the enviornment.

Nick: Hey! Those are my signs! GET BACK HERE YOU DELINQUENTS!

American Made: RUN BROTHER, RUN!

FSX: There is nothing grand about this party.

Nick: HIIIIIIIIIIII YAH!

[FADE]

[BK London]

Due Punishment (Credit: Steele/XS3/??)

“Shit dat felt good son!”

With the voice already intact, we now return from commercial break fading into see International Champion, Jake Steele and his Road Steeler brother, XS3 coming down the hallway with grins on their faces. After laying out Alex Richmond and getting back his title, Steele can do nothing but punch the air as he keeps his title over his shoulder. XS3 on the other hand looks pumped up as well, yet he isn‘t exactly jumping up and down. He walks side by side with Jake Steele, yes, and yes he has a bit of a smirk on his face, but there is something odd about that smirk. He is beginning to have that same almost demonic look in his eyes that we‘ve seen a bit of over these past couple of weeks. He inhales deeply for a moment, continuing down the path with Steele, who keeps punching and walking until he sees XS3 seems a bit odd. This causes him to turn around.

Steele - Ayo, you cool X? Don‘t tell me dat your havin‘ second thoughts about what we had talked about before.[/COLOR]

XS3: As far as I'm concerned, there are no regrets right now. No looking back. I did what I had to do and that's all that really matters.

Steele - Dis is why RSX3 is unstoppable. Me, You, Train. We could have da whole ACW comin‘ at us and it wouldn‘t even matter! We da strongest unit out there right now![/COLOR]

XS3: As far as I'm concerned, everyone can hate us all they want. That's fine with me. What matters in the long run is how well we kick ass. And I'd say you guys are doing just fine thus far.

Steele - And it’s only da beginni--[/color]

??: Actually, I wouldn’t speak so confident of yourselves.

Steele looks back and sees Co-Chairman, Stephan Russo. Steele rolls his eyes and adjusts his IN Title over his shoulder, prepping himself for what is sure to be more nagging by the Co-Chairman.

Steele - What you want Russo?[/color]

Russo: What do I want? Oh, nothing. At least nothing to say while he is around.

Russo points to XS3, who begins to step in front of Steele but is stopped before he can reach across and crush Russo’s neck. Steele holds his arm out in front of XS3’s chest, trying to make sure he stays put for now.

XS3: What's the matter, Russo? You got something to say to my face?

Russo: You did nothing, I just need to speak with our ‘glorious’ International Champion alone.

XS3: Well sorry sunshine. I'm not moving.

Steele - X. Just let me handle dis one. I’m not scared of Russo or his crew. But if I’m not back in five, tell Train dat someone just put out a tray of chicken right at Russo’s office door.[/color]

XS3 stares at Russo for a moment, before he decides to back off and go on his own path. Steele now focuses his attention on Russo, who looks to have bit of a sly smirk on his face.

Steele - What’s funny Russo?[/color]

Russo: Quite a bit actually. Look, it’s clear that we both have a dislike for each other and to be frank it makes me sick just standing this close to you. But I am your Chairman, so I’m required to give you the latest on anything that may involve you.

Steele - What is dis time? I gotta defend my International Championship again? Is Blunderkiss and FSX gonna try to ambush me and Train again? Or better yet… you gonna give me da chance to be a double champ again and have me go one on one with ya glory boy BK London?[/color]

Russo: No. No. And never in a million years. Now, I’ve noticed that about a week ago you seemed to be a bit… paranoid. After that fluke of a win at Samhain, I saw that we had a slight technical malfunction, and when those lights came back on… your expression, it was priceless.

Steele - Why you bringin’ up old shit? Ginga’ already told me dats been settled. I’m not even worryin’ about dat right now.[/color]

Russo: Well maybe you should be worried.

Steele - Look, I ain’t got time for these mind games. Get out my face.[/color]

Steele brushes past Russo, having more important things to attend to. He begins leaving down the hallway when Russo puts his hands in his pocket and laughs to himself. He decides now is the perfect time to tell Steele the news.

Russo: Hey Steele… I almost forgot the great news.

I re-instated Jonny Hughes.

Steele cuts off in his own tracks. A anime style strike of lightning flashes over his face and his eyes light up like a Christmas tree in December. Gingerdude’s reassurances. They mean nothing now. The heinous leader of OCW has struck again, and for whatever reason he decided to make Steele his next victim. He doesn’t know how. He doesn’t know where. He just knows.

Steele turns around, his eye twitching at the idea of the first and only man in ACW who almost ended his career being let back into the federation. Those demons he brought out, the limits Steele was pushed to. Steele steps towards Russo almost like a man possessed, not realizing or caring that Russo is walking away nonchalantly as if what he said didn’t mean a single thing. Steele clenches his fist up as if he wants to jump across the hall at Russo, but he doesn’t even get the chance…

~CRACK!~

With the sudden strike, Steele has been crushed to the ground. He lays face first on the hard concrete surface, almost as if he is replaying what just happened to Alex Richmond. The camera begins to pan out to reveal what may seem like the obvious...

But it's not, as the voice and face of the attacker is revealed.

Freeman: Well, Steele, we just keep on running into each other.

Freeman bends down over Steele, not knowing whether he could hear him or not, and not particuarly caring. He stays bent down, speaking loudly near Steele's head.

Freeman: Ideally, I would have waited a little longer to come for your title, but since I am now the number 1 contendor, unfortunately, your time is up. It's my time now, Steele. Enjoy your last days with that title, because a WEEK from today - Seven...DAYS...from today, I am going to take it from you.

Freeman takes a second to look at Steele on the ground, and seeing that he isn't moving, he continues.

Freeman: Ah, Steele...surely, you're thinking right now that it's just Freeman, right? No big deal? Well I don't know if you saw what I did at Samhain, but I. Defeated. Dan. White. And on Monday, I PINNED the Senator for the SECOND time in my career to become the #1 contendor. I don't want you going into this thinking that I'm going to be a pushover, oh no. I want to defeat Jake Steele at his best. I want you going in here ready for the match of your life. Because THAT is what I'm going to give you. And if you think that because you've beaten me in the past that you can beat me in the present, it's time you reconsider.

Freeman now crouches down next to Steele, before he continues talking.

Freeman: It's not personal, Steele. It's just business. You understand? You aren't laying down on the ground right now because of what you've done to me in the past, but because I needed to make a statement. I just couldn't help but think you might not be taking the match seriously. Steele, its great that you've made such a name for yourself recently, because it is just going to set you up for a harder fall, and for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The harder you fall, the higher I rise.

He stands up now, turning away for a second, thinking, before turning back to Steele.

Freeman: It's been over a year since I've held the International Championship. It's time it was back around my waist! Steele? I suggest you stop focusing on Alex Richmond. I suggest you stop focusing on Jonny Hughes. The good news is you don't have to worry about them winning your championship from you! You won't have a championship to worry about, so why don't you focus on ME. The clock is ticking Steele. Seven days.

Freeman stands up, and walks down the hallway, leaving Steele on the ground. As soon as Freeman is out of view, the camera goes back down to Steele, who is stirring. He glares down the hallway after where Freeman left, his eyesight blurry of who cracked his skull open. He tries to push himself up, but soon he passes back out as this revealing scene has come to a fade.

Credit of course goes to Freeman for the lines of "??"

[BK London]

Return of the Mack

credit: Unknown

(But it should be obvious really, what with the distinctive/annoying segment heading style.)[/center]

ACW Meltdown continues the scheduled broadcast with a quick fade to a familiar setting, anyone who has been a fan of ACW for more than two weeks would instantly recognise the office of Co-Chairman Gingerdude in a heartbeat, after all, we’ve seen an awful lot of it in the past few weeks. The man himself in sat behind his desk and is looking over some important papers, after carefully scanning the documents he places them on his desk, slides open the middle drawer of his desk, pulls out a glass and a bottle of scotch and pours himself a little drink. He takes a sip from the glass and savours the taste, letting each of his tastebuds experience the full flavour of his favourite tipple. What with all the recent trouble he feels that he deserves a little treat.

It’s not been a great few weeks for our beloved Co-Chairman Jonathan Gingerdude what with the recent events with his former son-in-law Thunderkiss and then the recent OCW ‘takeover’ one wouldn’t begrudge the man some good news during this rough patch but unfortunately for Gingerdude he’s about to get a steaming pile of trouble dumped right on his lap when he hears a loud knock on his door. Ginger quickly downs his glass of scotch and hurriedly screws the lid onto the bottle and restores both it and the glass to their hiding place in his middle desk drawer before straightening himself up.

Gingerdude: Come in.

The door to his office slowly swings open and in swaggers a face we haven’t seen since Emperor of the Ring, dressed in his finest, and most garish, of outfits is the man known as Brian Bravado. He quickly darts to the side of the door and pulls out a party streamer and pops it in perfect timing with his client and former ACW superstar Jonny Hughes’ entrance into the room. There is an awkward silence as Hughes stands in the doorway with colourful pieces of paper slowly dancing their way through the air and onto his suit jacket, both Hughes and Gingerdude look at Bravado who is wearing that stupid smile of his that we have become accustomed to.

Jonny Hughes: Brian...when you pitched this idea to me what did I say?

Bravado: Umm...that it was stupid and I shouldn’t do it?

Hughes: You see that’s what I thought too and yet here I stand covered in crepe paper in a doorway, now Brian why is that so?

Bravado: Umm...

Hughes steps out of the doorway and simply points his head in its direction, motioning for Brian Bravado to leave the room and he duly obliges. Hughes waits for the door to close before he brushes the small pieces of paper off his jacket and sits down in front of a puzzled Jonathan Gingerdude.

Hughes: Apologies for that little interruption but at least we can get down to business, when do you plan on giving me Jake Steele?

The camera cuts to Gingerdude whose face is scrunched up in confusion. Why is Jonny Hughes here and more importantly why is he acting like he still has a job?

Ginger: Didn’t I fire you?

Hughes: Yes, yes you did.

Ginger: If that’s the case then why in blue blazes are you here?

Hughes chuckles to himself and pulls a piece of paper out from his suit jacket and hands it to Jonathan Gingerdude who unfold s it and reads the title aloud.

Gingerdude: ACW Reinstatement Order? What’s this?

Hughes: Oh, it’s a legal document that revokes the ‘Loser Leaves ACW’ contract I signed for Emperor of the Ring and reinstates me into ACW as a member of the active roster, it’s pretty standard really.

Ginger: Yes I know what it is but what I was questioning is its validity, how did you get hold of this?

Hughes: Well after several fruitless attempts at getting myself back here I found this little thing by accident as it happens. So I went to see Stephan Russo who very kindly agreed to sign it.

Ginger: Well I can see that but both Stephan Russo and myself need to sign it for it carry any weight. And I don’t remember signing...this...

Gingerdude stops in horror as he spots what at first glance appears to be his own signature at the bottom of the page. He carefully studies it and comes up with a conclusion.

Ginger: Did you forge my signature?!

Hughes lets out a false laugh that fools no-one, not even himself.

Hughes: Well I thought that you were so busy with all this OCW stuff that you wouldn’t want to be bothered by something as trivial as my re-instatement so I signed it for you.

Gingerdude looks absolutely appalled by this news and is staring at his adversary with a hateful glint in his eyes.

Hughes: What?! I’ve done it dozens of times and the past and you didn’t seem to mind.

This further agitates Gingerdude who is almost at breaking point when he takes a deep breath and studies his current predicament. He realises he has far too much on his hands with the OCW situation to be dragged into a dispute with Jonny Hughes which could last months given the stubbornness of Hughes and his determination to get back into ACW. He then makes a decision, a decision which may come back to bite him on the behind sooner rather than later.

Ginger: If I let this slide will I regret my decision?

Hughes: Not at all, in fact, think of the money that Hughes/Steele 2 would get you Ginger. Think of the buyrates, the media coverage. You’d be stupid to do otherwise.

Ginger: Hmm...fine. But if you cause me any bother you’re gone.

Hughes: You won’t even know I’m here.

Hughes gets to his feet as does Gingerdude who offers his hand out to Hughes for a handshake, Hughes looks down at Ginger’s outstretched hand and laughs before making an about turn and opening the door, he stops in the doorway as he spots his agent Brian Bravado trying his luck with Ginger’s assistant, Hughes grabs hold of Bravado by the scruff of his neck and drags him away from the desk as we slowly fade to black.

Fade

[BK London]

Match 5: BK London vs. Jake Cheng (Credit: BK London/Jay Zero)

Phillip: And this match will be scheduled for one fall..

And with that, "Crisis" by Alexisonfire comes to life, and there is quite a bit of heat for the Asian Extraordinaire as he steps through the curtain.

Phillip: ..making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 215 pounds from Hong Kong, China, "The Asian Extraordinaire" Jake Cheng!

The music continues to play as Jake Cheng struts down to the ring, and while he is the lesser of two evils between himself and BK London - he is the lightning rod of hate tonight for laying his hands on a woman on Monday, something completely unexcuseable. However, the reactions of the fans are the last thing on Jake Cheng's mind tonight - instead, he has an opportunity to throw all the insults that have been thrown at him courtesy of BK London right back the loud mouth champion. Tonight, he plans to make it known that he is a force to be reckoned with in the squared circle..

HELLO DARKNESS

HELLO SUNSHINE

HELLO NOT AT ALL

HELLO ALL THE TIME!

Phillip: And his opponent, weighing in at 243 pounds from Brooklyn, New York, he is the OCW Heavyweight Champion, BK London!

The chorus finally kicks in, and BK London steps through the curtain to the same amount of heat he recieved when entering the ring area earlier in the night. He too walks down to the ring with a purpose, just as he does every night, to prove that he is the best this company has to offer. And if he has to go through his tag team partner, his best friend most of all - he will. He struts down to the ring with the OCW Championship around his waist, and he looks in the ring at the determined Jake Cheng. Scoffing, he now makes his way up the steel steps and he steps into the ring before looking at Jake Cheng. He now steps up to the middle turnbuckle and raises his belt high over his head, reminding everyone who exactly the champion is - but Jake Cheng looks less than impressed.

BK London finally returns down to the canvas below, and across of the ring is Jake Cheng - someone who he has teamed with plenty of times, and fought him probably a few times more.

London hands his belt over to RAF, who hands it to the timekeeper - and this contest is just about to be on it's way....until...

??: Hey, what the - what the hell are you doing here?! Get out! NOW!

The voice grabs the attention of everyone in the arena, including BK London and Jake Cheng - and their head sharply turns towards the Alphatron. It's none other than Stephan Russo, Kudo Yasuda, The Senator, and Scott Andrews.

Stephan Russo: Get your hands off me you swines!

London and Cheng quickly turn towards each other, and they know exactly what they have to do. Without hesitation, they race out of the ring and head up the ramp in a hurry...leaving the fans without a match, but a whole bunch of speculation.

Cameras are slow to get backstage, but when they do - BK London is trailing down the corridors with Jake Cheng not far behind. Dodging and breezing past wrestlers and crew workers that are simply lounging in the hallways - he finally reaches the OCW HQ and busts in to see Stephan Russo on the ground. Jake Cheng shortly enters after, and London has already approached Russo.

Jake Cheng: Is he alright?

BK London: I'm not sure. Russo! Russo! Are you alright?!

Helping up his small frame, he turns him around - and the face is completely different than the one of Stephan Russo. The wig comes off, and it's none other than Jay Zero to the delight of the crowd. London's eyes widen in shock, and Zero smirks.

Zero: Me? Oh - I'm GREEEAAAT! But... how are you two doing? Heh.

[/b]

Jake Cheng: Fuck! We've been set up!

[BK London]

Just as he concludes the sentence, The Senator appears from through the door and levels Jake Cheng with a massive forearm to the back of the head. This quickly floors Cheng, and London wastes no time to go help his partner and he is restrained by Jay Zero. Now Scott Andrews comes into the picture, and it seems the numbers game that OCW took advantage of a few shows have been turned against them. Cheng and London attempt to fight back, but it's just too much for them and Jake is nearly thrown through one of the walls of the OCW HQ.

Absolutely disoriented from that head on collision by the wall, Jake Cheng can do very little to defend himself - but final blow comes with a double team maneuver as Kudo flips over Russo's table out of the way to hit it. Kudo and Scott manage to blast Jake Cheng with a double roundhouse kick to the front, and back of Jake's head - knocking him down. Then with insult to injury, Scott tips over the bookshelf onto the fallen Cheng - possibly either killing him or breaking a few ribs in the process.

Meanwhile, London is being pummeled by Jay Zero and The Senator - who throws him into a nearby wall. Lifting up the OCW couch and throwing it to the side, Jay Zero grabs the glass vase and shatters it on the back of London's head. The shot floors BK London, and blood begins to trickle from behind is head down to to the sides of his neck.

Laying motionless and inert, all four men decide to leave the locker room - proud of their job well done in gaining a bit of revenge for ACW.

There is a brief moment of silence as BK London and Jake Cheng are laid out, one a bloody mess and one trapped under a bookcase - but there's one more person who needs to witness this first hand.

The door opens up, and walking in is Co-Chairman Gingerdude to a huge ovation from the crowd. He looks around at the devastation, looking over at the broken glass, the flipped over bookcase, the nearly lifeless bodies - among other things, and a smile comes to his face.

Gingerdude: ...BK, Jake, I want you two to relay a message to your pal Russo. If you want a war with ACW...we accept.

And with that, Gingerdude exits the room to massive support from his fans in attendance.

ACW has made their first real retaliation for the Mohegan Sun Massacre, how will OCW respond to this massive statement? Things are beginning to heat up in ACW as the PPV Hello Goodbye approaches ever so closer...

Fade Out.

There’s still business to be had however….

[BK London]

Segment: The Wedding
Credit: Wayde Russeller

The camera is in the ring where a beautiful wedding set up has been put up. Wedding planners and decorators run around the ring frantically trying to get everything perfect for the ceremony. The priest stands by the alter reading his papers and preparing. My Life, Your Entertainment by T.I. blasts on the speakers and Sly Fox comes out from the back in a fancy, shiny, black tux. He makes his way to the ring and climbs up the steps and into the wedding set up. He looks around and smiles at the beauty of it. He grabs a mic and stands by the alter.

Sly:Ladies and Gentlemen we are hear to celebrate the wedding of two beautiful people. So, to start the ceremony off, I, Sly Fox, the Best Man, will introduce the wedding party. First I would like to introduce the ushers coming out to music selected by DJ Sly.

Another T.I. song, Swagger Like Us comes on the speaker and the ushers make their way to the ring. Besides some family members, the ushers include Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney, Garth Brooks, and Larry the Cable Guy. The all make their way to ringside and stand around the ring.

Sly: So far, we have the best man out here, the ushers out here, the place is all set up and we even have the priest. Now lets get the groom out here. Please give a warm welcome for the man of the evening, Waaaaaayyyyde Russsellller!

Me Against the World by Simple Plan plays on the speakers and the fans start booing as Wayde Russeller makes his way out. He has his white cowboy hat on with a western looking tux. He makes his way to ringside and walks around the ushers shaking all their hands. He climbs in the ring and gives Sly a hug and then tells him to go to the back.

Wayde: I sent Sly to the back to get his sister. Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my beautiful bride, Diamond Fox.

"Here Comes the Bride" plays on the speakers and the fans turn to the entrance. A little girl comes out first with a basket of flowers and she scampers them down the entrance ramp and into the ring. Sly comes back out in front of the entrance and he holds his arms out as Diamond steps out. She has a very sexy, slutty, wedding "dress" on. Her wedding "dress" is a bikini top and white a swimsuit bottoms. She has a vail over her head and makes her way to the ring with Sly on her arm. The male fans in attendance have their jaws on the ground as she walks by. She climbs in the ring and Wayde has a stupid grin on his face as he lifts her vail and kisses her cheek. They turn towards the priest who begins the ceremony

Priest: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...

As he keeps talking, Wayde gives Sly a look and mouths "Where did you find this guy?" Sly just shrugs and Wayde turns back around.

Priest:...And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...

Everyone listens to the priest go on and on as Wayde rolls his eyes.

Priest:...So tweasure your wuv...

Wayde: Ummm, sorry to interrupt but this is a 2 hour show, any chance you can speed things up?

The priest gives a hard look for interrupting his awesome speech.

Priest: Do you have the wings?

Wayde looks to Sly who pats down his pockets but can't find the rings.

Wayde: Your not serious are you?

Sly:I can't fi...Nah I'm playing. I have this under control. I wanted the rings to be brought out in Wayde Russeller style. And as everyone knows, Wayde Russeller is about Entertainment. So how can I get these rings down here in an Entertaining way? How about Janet Jackson and Kanye West singing "My Baby" and bringing them out!!

The fans of ACW are against this wedding but can't help but cheer as the music starts playing. And Kanye appears on stage.

You see I go by the name of Kan the Louis Vuitton Don I'm with my home girl
Who need to hook me up with some of her home girls
Yeah, Janet Jackson
We back, baby

Janet comes on stage with the fans exploding in cheers and the two sing their song.

Don't matter what they say baby
They just don't know my baby
And how I feel about you
'Cause you're so ooh

So many said we'd (never)
Never know love like this (but)
They never felt your kiss (felt your kiss)
And how good your touch could be (so)
Many a days I face the pressure to walk away (way)
From what the people say (people say)

They keep singing as they make their way to the ring. Diamond is dancing in the ring as Wayde smile and shakes Sly's hands, congratulating him on a job well done. They get to the ring and finish up their song.

Don't matter what they say baby
They just don't know my baby
Don't matter what they say baby
I won't let go, my baby

But y'all don't know a thing about my...
My baby (baby) My baby (baby)
There's more to his love than what y'all see
And it don't describe what he is to me

As they wrap up the song, Janet walks over to Wayde and pulls the two rings out of her cleavage, a move that makes the fans go crazy. Wayde turns and hands one to Diamond who starts slipping it on his finger.

Priest: Do wou, Wayde Wusseller, take this woman, to wuv and to hold, through sickness and through health, till death do you part?

Wayde: I do.

Wayde now slips the ring on Diamonds finger.

Priest: Do wou, Diamond Fox, take this man to wuv to hold, through sickness and through health, till death do you part?

Diamond: I do!

Priest: Then I now pronounce wou, man an wife! You may kiss you bride!

Wayde and Diamond share a passionate kiss as Sly, the ushers, and the singers all applaud. However right in the middle of their kiss...

WELCOME TO DA' JUNGLE,
WE GOT FUN N' GAMES!

[BK London]

Wayde is caught so off guard that he accidentally drops Diamond to the mat in the middle of their kiss. He helps her up and then looks at the entrance way where Mrs. Red is now standing.

Mrs Red: Awww, a wedding! I love weddings. You know what line means the most to me Wayde? Till death do you part. Yeah, that line has meant a lot more to me the last couple of weeks. It also got me thinking. What else other than death can do you part? Maybe...jail?

Wayde looks confused as does everyone around the ring.

Mrs Red: See I told you they had another suspect in my husbands case, and tonight Wayde, they have enough evidence to arrest that suspect.

As she says this police come to the ring, about ten of them. They tell Wayde to stay where he is. Diamond and Sly look confused as Wayde raises his hands in the air. A cop comes to the ring to hand cuff him but Wayde kicks him in the stomach and throws him from the ring. Now the rest of the cops hit the ring and Wayde starts fighting them off one by one. Finally the numbers get to much for him to fight off and they force him to the mat and handcuff him. The one cop lifts him.

Sly:What the fuck is going on? Why is he getting arrested??

Officer: Wayde Russeller is under arrest for the attempted murder of Mr. Red.

Wayde's head jerks up fast and turns to the cop.

Wayde: Attempted?

Mrs Red: Oh yea, did I forget to mention that? We lied to the media to flush out possible suspects. Mr. Red NEARLY died from the stabbing but luckily, nothing was hit that killed him. He woke up last week and told us the WHOLE story.

Wayde: Lies! Fuckin LIES! You little bitch! Red is dead, stop making shit up!

Mrs Red: Really? Is he?

She points to the Alphatron that shows Mr. Red laying in a hospital bed. He turns to the camera and slowly raises his arm up. He points right at Wayde and then slowly turns his hand to flip Wayde off. In the ring, Wayde looks like he has just seen a ghost. All the fight is out of him as the officers escort him up the ramp and past Mrs Red out of the building. Diamond starts crying on Sly's shirt as everyone in attendance looks confused and shocked with everything that just happened.

Fade


End Show

[TWMoney]

great show all! A lot of great things going on. All the newbs are coming along great, OCW vs ACW keeps me on the edge of my seat and Flamingo return was ace. Overall great show

[xs3]

I marked out for Flamingo!!!

Missing match will be sent in soon, apologies.

[El Shadowo]

Just one little continuity error which is mainly my fault for not letting Chris know to tell the admins when he was sending in the second seg; My lone segment should be before my one with Chris, since my lone one has me finding out about my match with AM, and then the one with Chris has us discussing the match >_>

Other than that, nice show. It'll be nice to see how my match with Made went, mind, and how much of a fight I put up

[Jonny Spade]

Good show everyone. Just to note that Steele has sent in a segment late and it has been posted in the same post as the first match.

[Jack Jefferson]

Thanks Spade, you rock

[Jake Steele]

Nov 7, 2008 9:49:36 GMT -5 Jack Jefferson said:

Thanks Spade, you rock

Oh yeah, great show everyone and expect "Steele's Top Picks" before week's end.

[bryce]

Darn you, X >_>.