Post by silencio on Oct 26, 2008 15:27:39 GMT -5
1:1 - In the beginning, God created The Dan and the Wrestling World.
1:2 - And the Wrestling World was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
1:3 - And God said, Let there be an awesome wrestler: and there was The Dan.
1:4 - And God saw the The Dan, that he was epic: and God divided The Dan from the suckas.
1:2 - And the Wrestling World was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
1:3 - And God said, Let there be an awesome wrestler: and there was The Dan.
1:4 - And God saw the The Dan, that he was epic: and God divided The Dan from the suckas.
Real Name: The Dan (Formerly Daniel Hand)
Stage Name: The Dan
Age: Immortal, is said to be over 10,000 years old
Actual Age: 25 years of age (May 31st, 1983)
Height: 6’3 (Six Foot – Three Inches)
Weight: 227 lbs (Two Hundred and Twenty Seven pounds)
Alignment: Face
Hometown: Columbia, South Carolina
Currently Resides: Tampa, Florida
Billed From: Starfish Island, Vice City
Proboard Color: FF00AA
Wrestling Style: Submission with a Strike Heavy Offense
Nicknames:
The Catalyst of Cool
The Messiah of Manly
The Daddy-O of Sexy-O
The Epitome of Epicness
The Ayatollah of Awesome-Ollah
The God of Greatness
Signature Weapon: Mobile Mirror - That's the infamous mobile mirror that travels with The Dan everywhere. Just replace the steel color with pink. The Dan can use it for bashing it against the opponent's skull or use head spike moves on it (EX – Holy Drivah)
Accolades:
SWS Tag Team Champion (x1, with Chaz Leland)
UWC Television Champion (x1)
Injured 5 people in UWC within 4 months
(Former) Color Commentator of Las Vegas Pro Wrestling
(Former) Color Commentator of GWF Sunday Night Brunch
Notable Feuds:
Lee Poison (UWC)
Triple X (UWC)
Doctor Phate and Tower (SWS)
Matt Mathews (SWS)
Hando Callrizian (UWC)
Jimmy Winner (Rainbow Pro)
Catchphrases:
Groovy...
Name's The Dan, housewares
Man, you's just a sucka! Straight Sucka!
Shut Up oh' else I'm gonna sucka punch ya!
Hail to the king sucka.
Time to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum...and I'm ALL OUT OF BUBBLE GUM.
Sucka, you may ONLY call me The Dan! Not Dan, not Danny, not Dan-o, THE DAN!
I'm gonna get medieval on your ass sucka...
Entrance Theme:
FACE THEME
M.I.A - "Paper Planes"
HEEL THEME
Alice in Chains - "Man in a Box"
Entrance Description:
FACE ENTRANCE
The sounds of "Paper Planes" start to play over the PA System as the fans get to their feet and cheer loudly. We can here The Dan's laughter playing over the song as we also here of "I AM THE DAN!", and "THE CATALYST OF COOL!" echoing throughout the entire arena. This only makes the fans get more rowdy, and makes them cheer even louder. The Dan comes out from the back, with boas perched on shoulders and his trusty mobile mirror in hand. The Dan walks to the ring, as awesome as ever as he walks up the steel steps and gets into the ring. The Dan looks at himself in his mirror for a little bit as he drapes his boas over the ropes and hands his robe to the ref. He puts his mirror under one of the turnbuckles "just in case" as he awaits for the match to start.
HEEL THEME
The sounds of hard guitar riffs and bass drums start to play over the PA System as the fans get to their feet and boo loudly. We can here The Dan's laughter playing over the guitar riffs as we also here of "I AM THE DAN!", and "THE CATALYST OF COOL!" echoing throughout the entire arena. This only makes the fans get more rowdy, and makes them boo even louder. "Man in a Box" blasts over the arena as The Dan comes out from the back, with boas perched on shoulders and his trusty mobile mirror in hand. The Dan walks to the ring, as awesome as ever as he walks up the steel steps and gets into the ring. The Dan looks at himself in his mirror for a little bit as he drapes his boas over the ropes and hands his robe to the ref. He puts his mirror under one of the turnbuckles "just in case" as he awaits for the match to start.