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Post by Jonny Spade on May 9, 2008 20:49:11 GMT -5
Dark Matches
#1: Julio Rivera vs. Ken Masterson The Irresistible Force, now, sans TV Title did not lose his fanbase, and indeed got a great response from the crowd. Ken “Shoryuken” Masterson, in his first Fallout match for quite some time, did not quite get such a reaction. Match was fast and better than expected, as Masterson managed to utilize some actual martial arts maneuvers to keep in the match, but eventually, a diving spin wheel kick knocked him silly, and Rivera hit the Samba Suplex for the victory.
#2: The Royles vs. Random Dave and Zanca Dietorious(PEWA) For the rest of the pre-show, the tag division showed off their talent. The current Fallout Tag Team Champions, fresh off their appearance on the Meltdown “main event,” were not in a good mood, due to the draw. Random Dave looked to be in a bad way, when the young Firestarter decided show off his one and only talent, and ignited his flame-retardant wrestling attire, intending to burn his opponents. The Royles, though, handled things in their own way, as McGroin headbutted Zanca off the apron before he could enter the ring, and Biggin not only put him out with the fire extinguisher, but also clocked him over the head with it. Dave tried to get the rollup on McGroin during the distraction, but only ate a PK to the face for a clear loss.
#3: Sylvain Mint/Sgt. Pilko vs. G-Unit V2 The #1 contenders for the tag titles had a similarly easy set of opponents, and while Gary and Gooner fought hard, a flapjack DDT combination on both men put them away in under two minutes. The Royles made their return to the ring shortly after, Biggin still wielding the fire extinguisher, and McGroin taking a chair to Pilko. Before much damage could be done, however, Jeffery Janson, Colossus Rhodes, and Tyd raced down to the ring, running off the tag champs before they could connect with a Headhunter kick on Mint.
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Post by Jonny Spade on May 9, 2008 22:11:55 GMT -5
Friday Night Fallout – Friday May 3rd 2008
Eddie Torgo vs. Steve KilPatrick(DG)
TV Title Match DNA vs. "Corporate Idol" Jeffery Janson
Trios Tournament Corporate Club(Ness/Froggy/Rhodes) vs. Senatorial Stable(Senator/Kalb/Fitsharris)
Trios Tournament Team Africa(Curtis/Damien King/King Crusher Jones) vs. Santana Family Group(OLYMPIA/Felix Jr/Senor Peligro)
Openweight Title Stan H. Johnston vs. Cernunnos
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Post by Jonny Spade on May 9, 2008 22:13:37 GMT -5
Segment: Taking care of business. (Credit: Jonny Spade and GooeyGarth)
The show opens up to the crowd popping for GooeyGarth and Jonny Spade. Jonny is shown disappointed while Gooey is seen eating a box of cookies.
Jonny: You know what Gooey? I just realized that, ever since we came to Fallout, we have not done much in this place to show our dominance as a tag team.
Gooey says nothing and just continues to eat his box of cookies.
Jonny: I mean, we make our grand return hyping ourselves up like no other, getting people angry because we did the whole mysterious figures and what not shtick, face off against a team that couldn’t find their face while looking straight into a mirror, and what do we have to show for it?
Gooey*not looking up from his box of cookies*: Abso -fucking- lutley awesome cookies
As Gooey talks cookies fall down from his face. Just though as he finishes talking, Jonny hears his response and takes the cookies throws them away to get Gooey upset.
Gooey: HEY! I was eating those still.
Jonny: Well not anymore.
Gooey: Fine. What are you suggesting we do?
Gooey wipes his face and Jonny takes out a ski mask from his pocket and shoves it into Gooey’s chest
Jonny: Here.
Gooey: What the... we’re going skiing? It’s April. Where are we going to go at this time of the year?
Jonny: Nah, I got a better idea.
Jonny grins as the scene fades out.
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Post by Jonny Spade on May 9, 2008 22:14:48 GMT -5
Segment: To many Kings inthe Pack? (Credit: Jonny Spade)
The scene opens up with a shot of Damien King who is sitting in his locker room getting ready for his match later in the night. A mixture of boos and cheers from those in attendance can be heard, but soon after a figure walks on screen and the fans that were cheering before are now cheering even louder and those that were booing are now cheeringjust as loud as the others. The person that they see is none other than the other “Self proclaimed” King of Eritrea King Crusher Jones. Damien looks up at him and then bends down and grabs his wrist tape and begins to tape up his wrist.
Damien: So you’re the infamous King of Eritrea I heard of all this time.
Crusher Jones: And you’re the King of the whole continent that I hear all this wonderful news about.
Damien: You would be right on that sir. Which means that I will be the leader of this team. Whether…you…like…it…or…not.
Damien pokes him in the chest after each word that he says in that last sentence. King Crusher Jones looks down at his hand as he does it and smirks after he finishes talking.
Crusher Jones: Don’t do that.
Damien: Or what? You’re going to order a hit out on me?
Damien pushes Crusher Jones and then Crusher Jones pushes him back in anger, and just as it looks like they are about to go at it Damien’s two bodyguards step in between them and holds them both back. Crusher Jones is able to break free from the bodyguards grip and stands free though still being somewhat held back by them.
Crusher Jones: That’s it! I don’t need to take this bullshit I am royalty after all. Damien, I- -
Damien: That’s KING Damien to you.
Crusher Jones: Whatever. I am going to leave and get ready for OUR match. Just don’t screw it up. I know I won’t be screwing it up for our team.
Just then he walks out of the camera shot and the bodyguard holding Damien back loosens his hold on him and Damien moves away in anger re-adjusting his ring entrance attire as the scene ends with him mumbling to himself about how much he hates the guy.
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Post by Jonny Spade on May 9, 2008 22:15:20 GMT -5
Match: Eddie Torgo vs. Steve KilPatrick (DG) (Credit: Michael) “Lo Batt” by Man or Astroman? hits the speakers, signaling the start of our opening Fallout match, courtesy Eddie Torgo and Steve KilPatrick. Cruiser Khan: Weeeeeeeeeeeeell, so this next hoedown is the thing that’ll kick off the whole shebang. The first dude to step up to the plate is the masked person with the move that yells, EDDIE TORGO! Dean Bardo: Welcome all to another edition of Friday Night Fallout. As usual, I am your play by play announcer, Dean Bardo, and the gentlemen who will be providing the color is the often colorful R.J. Fisher. Fisher: Howdy! Bardo: Anyway, we’re just about ready to get set up for our opening contest, an encounter between recent Fallout sensation Eddie Torgo and current Dwight Gym trainee, Steve KilPatrick. Torgo marches down the entryway and slides into the ring. He means business for this one. “Clubbed to Death” by Rob Dougan roars throughout the arena, meaning the next man we shall see is none other than Steve KilPatrick. Khan: And the next fella is a big ol’ brute from that place where the House of the Rising Sun is at. You know, New Orleans! Here’s Steve KilPatrick! KilPatrick does his thang: a generic heel walk to the ring as the fans inevitably rain a torrent of boos upon him. Fisher: Call me crazy, Dean, but does KilPatrick seem to remind you of someone? A particular ACW superstar maybe? Cut to a shot of KilPatrick alternating between flexing haughtily and pointing to his crotch, as if it where to somehow enhance its size. Dean: Nah, I’d say you are crazy, R.J. When KilPatrick enters the ring, Cliff Mortimer wastes no time in calling for the bell. ~*DING, DING, DING!*~ The match starts simply enough with a tie-up. KilPatrick uses his clear size advantage to shove Torgo up against the ropes. KilPatrick swings a beefy fist right for Torgo’s face, but Torgo ducks instead and counters with a fierce chop to KilPatrick’s chest! Torgo then unloads a flurry of open-handed slaps across KilPatrick’s face.
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Post by Jonny Spade on May 9, 2008 22:15:59 GMT -5
Fisher: MY GOODNESS! That’s a beating that could make Rick James proud!
Torgo tries to whip a dazed KilPatrick to the opposite ropes, but KilPatrick counters and sends Torgo to the ropes instead. When Torgo bounces off, KilPatrick tries to hit him with a clothesline, but Torgo ducks and continues running toward the ropes. Torgo bounces off and hits a forearm smash that sends KilPatrick stumbling back into the ropes. When KilPatrick bounces back, Torgo nails him straight in the face with a big boot. However, KilPatrick still refuses to go down.
Fisher: Torgo might need to bring out his lumberjack gear ‘cause taking down KilPatrick is gonna be like chopping down a redwood.
Therefore, Torgo runs to the ropes and bounces off to smack KilPatrick right in the kisser with a yakuza kick! KilPatrick is sent to the mat, but KilPatrick soon bounds back to his feet, to which Torgo responds with a superkick to complete the Outbreak Solution combo! Torgo raises KilPatrick to his feet and kicks him in the gut with a roundhouse, then two roundhouses to KilPatrick’s knee, followed by a spinning back heel kick to the gut. Torgo then runs to the ropes and slingshots over the top rope to land on the apron. Torgo springboards to the top rope and flies off to hit KilPatrick with a dropkick! Torgo covers.
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KICKOUT
Torgo pulls KilPatrick up and bends him forward. Grabbing hold of KilPatrick’s hair, Torgo kicks him straight in the forehead, but it would appear this tactic did more harm to Torgo, as he staggers back while favoring his foot. KilPatrick tries to capitalize by charging toward Torgo, but Torgo quickly sidesteps, leaving KilPatrick to collide with the turnbuckle. Torgo pulls KilPatrick away from the turnbuckle and plants him to the mat with a belly to back suplex! Torgo lifts KilPatrick to his feet and tries to get the early win by setting up for the Screaming Brainbuster, but KilPatrick proves too heavy for Torgo to lift.
Dean: And we’ve seen the hefty physique of KilPatrick prove to be a major disadvantage against the swift Torgo so far, perhaps now we’re seeing KilPatrick’s rotundity turn into a momentum-changer.
Instead, KilPatrick lifts Torgo up for a suplex, but Torgo wriggles out of his grasp and lands on his feet behind Torgo. Torgo runs to the ropes and bounces off. KilPatrick tries for a big boot, but Torgo ducks and instead rolls KilPatrick up into a school boy.
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Post by Jonny Spade on May 9, 2008 22:16:39 GMT -5
ONE……………..
KICKOUT
Both men bound back to their feet, but as usual, Torgo is a split second quicker and manages to stun KilPatrick with a roaring forearm strike. Torgo then steps onto KilPatrick’s knee for a Glimmering Warlock, but KilPatrick ducks and Torgofaceplants to the mat!
Dean: Strangely deceptive quickness from KilPatrick there. Maybe this is a sign that he’s learning very quickly on the fly, in which case, is bad news for Torgo.
KilPatrick continues his assault by pulling Torgo up and planting a headbutt into him. KilPatrick follows that up with two clubbing forearm blows into the side of Torgo’s head, then a spinning backfist. KilPatrick kicks Torgo in the gut then runs to the ropes, bouncing off to hit a knee lift into Torgo’s face. Instead of falling on Torgo for the pin, KilPatrick springs up to his feet and again flexes mightily for a most unappreciative crowd.
Fisher: I can SWEAR that KilPatrick is just eerily reminiscent of some prominent ACW superstar!
KilPatrick finally goes for the pin.
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KICKOUT
KilPatrick lifts Torgo up and bends him over. After grabbing a tuft of Torgo’s loudly pink hair, KilPatrick buries some toe kicks into his face. Torgo staggers into the corner, and KilPatrick charges in after him with a body splash! Torgo collapses in a flaccid heap in the center of the ring. KilPatrick pulls Torgo up into seated position and grabs hold of his near arm. KilPatrick then chops Torgo straight across the chest with his free hand, then runs to the ropes, bouncing off to drive the sole of his huge boot into Torgo’s face!
Fisher: OUCHIES! Even though Torgo’s wearing a mask, I do believe the taste of leather will linger on his lips for a while to come.
KilPatrick covers.
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Post by Jonny Spade on May 9, 2008 22:18:30 GMT -5
KICKOUT KilPatrick raises Torgo to his feet and hauls him up into a fireman’s carry, only to fall straight back down to the mat in a samoan drop! KilPatrick covers once more. ONE………….. ………TWO………….. KICKOUT KilPatrick pulls Torgo up again, this time, clubbing him across the back with a double axe handle, then planting him to the mat with a spinebuster. KilPatrick with the pin again. ONE………………… …………TWO………….. KICKOUT! KilPatrick has finally had enough and resorts to the tried and true heel tactic of bullying the ref. KilPatrick jibber-jabbers to Mortimer for a short while, but of course, such things never work, so KilPatrick is back on the attack, this time, throwing Torgo through the middle ropes and to the outside. KilPatrick exits the ring as well and lifts Torgo up before whipping him into the barricade! KilPatrick continues the assault by planting some mudhole stomps into Torgo! Dean: KilPatrick in complete control now. The outside of the ring is pure brawling territory, which is straight in his wheelhouse. It would seem victory is within arm’s reach of KilPatrick, but instead of focusing his attention on the opponent, KilPatrick decides he has another opponent more worthy of his attention: a fan in the front row giving him the ubiquitous double thumbs down. KilPatrick pulls the heckler over the barricade and starts raining some forearm strikes down upon him. Fisher: Somebody get control of KilPatrick! He’s totally gone berserk! Wait a minute…that ALSO reminds me of a prominent ACW superstar! I’m not making this up! A certain righteous audience member has had enough and hops over the barricade to come to the aid of his fellow wrestling fan. He begins to pepper KilPatrick with some forearms, but KilPatrick merely brushes him off and sends him flying back into the audience! Unbeknownst to KilPatrick, Torgo has used the time of his tirade to roll back into the ring and catch his breath. By the time KilPatrick is willing to get back to the business at hand, Torgo has fully recovered, but is still playing possum. KilPatrick draws near to Torgo, preparing for what he believes to be the death knell for Torgo, but Torgo quickly rolls him up into a small package! ONE……………. ……..TWO………… …………THREE! ~*DING, DING, DING*~ Khan: WHOO DAWGY! What a way to pull out the victory from yo ass crack! The winner is EDDIE TORGO! Torgo, still in jubilation over his smartly-won victory, quickly scampers out of the ring and hightails it to the back, leaving KilPatrick a raging mess in the ring.
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Post by Jonny Spade on May 9, 2008 22:21:47 GMT -5
Segment: Something SO stupid that nobody will be expecting it. (Credit: Jonny Spade anf GooeyGarth) The scene opens up with Jonny and Gooey standing in a hallway with both black ski masks on top of their head with both Jonny and Gooey smiling.Jonny: So are you ready? Do you have any questions before we do this? Gooey: What do you plan on threatening him with? Jonny: Uh…um …. SHIT! Jonny gives a brief scan of his surroundings and spots a Super Soaker leaning against a wall and grabs it.Jonny: Here use this! Gooey: What the heck? He wont be scared by that. Jonny: Look his suit is fancy and expensive and all that jazz so he’d get pissed like no other. Gooey: -__- ….Alright I suppose it’s worth a shot. Jonny: Oh, before you go in I got these sunglasses for us to use to cover our eyes. Gooey nods and puts them on along side Jonny who does the same thing. They pull down the ski masks over their face and proceed to his door. They both take a couple of deep breathes and then knock on Biff’s door and hear a distinctive “Come in.” which could only be mistaken for the Chairman of Fallout himself.
They make their way into his office closing the door behind them and muffled voices could be heard behind the door. Moments later, a distinct “AH, DUDE THAT’S MY SUIT!” is heard behind the door which follows with more muffled chat leads to the three men exiting his office and Mr. Taylor putting a sign up on the door of his office with a thumb tack.
The cameraman follows the three of them as the two masked men lead Biff Taylor into a closet. Once they put him into the closet, (still bounded with his hands together) the two of them slide a pop machine in front of the door, so he cant escape.
With a sigh of relief they take off their masks and Gooey tosses his super soaker to the floor. Jonny: Gooey it worked! They both high five each other and toss their masks to the ground, and quickly make their way back to Biff’s office. They both look over the message hanging. It reads.Attention Fallout Wrestlers and Staff: Due to my sudden departure this evening, I leave my responsibilities and power to the team of G-Unit. Next show I shall return my standard duties as Commissioner of Fallout Signed, Biff Taylor Jonny: Gooey, looks like we got a show to run. Both men go into his office and shut the door behind them ending the scene.
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Post by Jonny Spade on May 9, 2008 22:22:28 GMT -5
Segment: To be added in in due time.
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Post by Jonny Spade on May 9, 2008 22:25:26 GMT -5
Match: TV Title Match: DNA vs. "Corporate Idol" Jeffery Janson (Written by our new writer for the fed ill put this in when I get it back from him.)
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Post by Jonny Spade on May 9, 2008 22:26:33 GMT -5
Loose Ends Danny Mainer It’s a lovely Saturday in Virginia’s state park as Anthony Kage sits alone on a bench. Parked next to this plain old wooden bench is a sky-blue double bag with white jointing sat idly containing all of Anthony’s wrestling gear. He seems to be a little out of his element about something as he sits in a pair of tight blue jeans, black Vans and a plain black t-shirt. He has his head in the clouds just thinking about his life before him. He’s only 19 and he’s ready to finally start living his dream. He’s ready to go out there and achieve but first he’s waiting for the approval of one man. Sat on a bench looking at the lake in front of him he stares at his own reflection in the water when suddenly a stocky, average height man of late 50’s takes a seat next to him in a black business suit with a blue workshirt and black and white striped tie, his dad pats him on the shoulder lightly . Anthony turns and tilts his head and he sighs at his father. Anthony’s father resembles this man. images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/tv2/programmes/scrubs/jenkins_d.jpgAnthony turns to his father, Cameron Sawyer, namesake of Sawyer & France Law Firm. Anthony: Dad…Cameron: Anthony…Anthony: Souhh, how’s the long arm of the law treating you?Cameron: Well with me getting older it’s been dealing me a lot of backhanders lately and I’ve been thinking maybe it’s time for me to get my head down and let the long arm of the law and my pension scheme give me a good ol’ back-rub. How’s Dwight’s Gym treating you?Anthony’s nerves flare up as he was under the impression Cameron was unaware of this. Anthony: Dwights Gym? How did you find out?Cameron: Come on son, I’m a Lawyer. Do you not think I’d notice 200 dollars disappearing every month beyond your mothers time of the month blow-out sessions for some good old fashioned retail therapy? Come on sharpen up scamp, I’m your dad for Gods sake.Cameron looks down at the floor feeling slightly disappointed and Anthony echoes the sentiment brilliantly. Anthony: Look I know you wanted me to go to college and become a lawyer or a doctor but this is all I ever wanted. I didn’t wanna hit the books, you know I’ve never been good at it and I know you wanted an heir to take over the Sawyer & France Law Firm empire name but ever since the first time you told me that Wrestling was all about oiled up rednecks trying to over-compensate for their sexuality I still have always wanted to be a Wrestler. No matter if you put the scrambler on my TV or cut off the internet. Dad it’s my dream.Cameron chuckles to himself slightly as a twisted grin appears on his old wrinkled face. Cameron: Son, do you actually think I give a crap what you do with your life? I knew from Day 1 that you weren’t going to uphold the empire and even all these years I’ve been trying to swerve you to it but son, you’re a Sawyer by blood. You’re strong willed and only YOU are going to tell you what it is you want to do and I guess it’s something I’ve been fighting against for your entire life. I’ve been not exactly the best father fighting for what I want not what you want and it’s taken me 19 sweet ass years to realize that it’s not what I wanna do. It’s not my place to stop you having homo-erotic fights with guys. That very thing that courses through your veins is the very thing that drives you to success and even if I’m not happy with it I know that just like me being one of the greatest lawyers there ever was you’ll be the best damn wrestler there is. I couldn’t care if you were dealing drugs or killing people unless I had to defend you in court which would… be less useful for me because I’d practically be condemning you to a sentence BUT even still as long as you were happy doing it I’d stick by you son.Anthony smiles at his caring father. Anthony: Thanks dad. I’m glad you’re OK with it.Cameron: Did I have a choice?Anthony: No, but it does make things easier for me knowing there’s no bad blood hanging over us.Cameron: Son there was never any bad blood between us and never will! Sure us Sawyers may be hot head stubborn bastards but we find a way to work things out and for the greater good we’ll always compromise. So come on, are you gonna’ give your old man a hug or is that TOO gay for you?Cameron and Anthony smile as they embrace each other breaking down the walls. in father/son bond. The two chuckle as they hug sharing that father/son love that is so damn cheesy it’s unreal. The two then part and Cameron Sawyer raises up to his feet dusting off his lap. Cameron: Well son, I have to go. I have another DUI bastard to try and bail out of another sticky situation. I need to scram. Oh and son when you become all big and famous don’t start bunking family holidays otherwise I’ll sue your ass for stealing 19 years of my life, got it?Anthony: I’d never miss one of mom’s roasts in a million years Dad. Not for the world.Cameron lets out a rare smile again as Anthony sits there just watching him walk away. As Cameron heads for his car Anthony just sighs heavily with relief feeling glad that that saga is over and now he can finally focus on his wrestling training as he starts to leave his life behind him and begin to achieve something. We’re left with the shot of Mr. Anthony Kage just watching his own reflection in the lake as we draw to a fade.
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Post by Jonny Spade on May 9, 2008 22:28:55 GMT -5
Match: Trios Tournament: Corporate Club(Ness/Froggy/Rhodes) vs. Senatorial Stable(Senator/Kalb/Fitsharris)
As the show comes back from commercial break the match just begins with the sounding of the bell
------------- The bell sounds and we're ready to start this first-round trios tournament match off with the Senator surprisingly starting out for his team. The Corporate Club selects El Froggy Mask to jump into the ring and engage in combat with the former ACW World Champion. They lock-up and the Senator easily takes Froggy back into the ropes with a collar-and-elbow tie-up. He offers a clean break and backs off, but Froggy mask hops (no pun intended) back into action by engaging in a lock-up with the Senator once more. He goes behind and locks him in a hammerlock before the Senator doubles over and counters it into one of his own. Froggy uses his agility to cartwheel out of the hold, but the Senator quickly trips El Froggy Mask up by dropkicking him in the knee. El Froggy Mask gets twirled around by the move.
The Senator wraps his arms around Froggy's waist for a rear waistlock, but El Froggy leaps forward for a Kangaroo kick. Unfortunately, the Senator is able to keep his firm grip applied and takes Froggy for a ride with a wheelbarrow-style German suplex. The Senator tags in Kevin Fitsharris while Froggy pulls himself into the corner and Colossus Rhodes tags into the match. Fitsharris looks back at his partners who urge him on. Fitsharris marches into the middle of the ring, right into a toe kick. He doubles over and Rhodes begins levelling him with a series of Coconut crushes. Fitsharris feels the last one and goes tumbling through the air and back towards the neutral corner's ropes. In a daze, he leans over the bottom rope trying to tag out but there's no one out there but fans. Rhodes steps on Fitsharris' upper back and begins to choke him using the bottom rope. The referee begins the count.
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Rhodes releases it and smiles. He pulls Kevin back to his feet and hoists him up before tossing him back into the neutral corner. "The Immovable Object" non-chalantly strolls back the opposite corner and readies himself. He charges in on a semi-aware Fitsharris, who is able to dive out of the way and make the tag to Anthony Kalb while Rhodes collides with the turnbuckles.
Kalb, the only man on his team to be even close to Rhodes' stature, is still dwarfed. Referee Jacob Jones is trying to get Fitsharris completely out of the ring, and Kalb uses this chance to give Rhodes a trusty ol' kick to the groin. Rhodes doubles over and Kalb unleashes a series of clubbing blows to the neck and the back of "The Immovable Object". Rhodes is standing straight up again and Kalb decks him with a right haymaker. He staggers back into the ropes and Kalb takes him over the top with a running lariat. Rhodes lands on the apron and Ness tags himself in, while Rhodes tumbles down to the arena floor. Kalb isn't paying attention at all and doesn't see Ness ascend the turnbuckle. Kalb turns around and Ness is soaring through the air like a hawk, if hawks could do flying crossbody blocks. He remains on top of Kalb as Jones slides into place.
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Ness gets up and forces Kalb to sit up. He bounces off the ropes and dives over with a Mr. Perfect-style flipping neckbreaker. This garners an "ooooh" from the audience. Kalb is understandably dazed and tries to stumble his way up to his feet. Ness catches the stumbling Kalb by driving his knee into Kalb's face. The big man stumbles back and the Senator is a little frustrated by what's going on in the ring and tags himself in. The fans are eager for this mini-match-up as the Senator and Daniel Ness tie-up. Ness goes for a rear waistlock from the get-go, but the Senator muscles Ness' right arm out of the waistlock and drives it over his shoulder for an armbreaker. Ness cries out in pain as the Senator maintains his control of the arm and shoots him over his shoulder with an ipponzei. The Senator quickly applies a cross armbreaker and Ness begins flailing wildly toward the ropes.
He reaches out with his free hand, trying to grab a rope, but it's too far away.
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He reaches up and tries to lock his hands together, but the Senator pulls back.
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Ness finally moves his whole body and drapes a foot across the bottom rope. Jacob Jones forces the Senator off of him. The Senator gets up with a wry grin on his face and holds his hands out to dust them off.
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Post by Jonny Spade on May 9, 2008 22:29:36 GMT -5
His stablemates applaud him as he waits for Ness to get back on his feet. Ness gets to his feet trying to shake some feeling back into it, and the Senator has the hungry look in his eyes. The two men lock-up again and the Senator tries for a hammerlock, but Ness elbows him several times and then goes behind for a rear waistlock takedown.
Ness applies a grounded hammerlock and then slowly floats oevr into a bridge to crank up the pressure on Senator's arm. He's yelling at the former World Champion, asking him how he likes his arm being twisted. The Senator doesn't say anything back, but isn't too pleased about being the victim of trash-talking. Ness cranks on the hold a little more as Senator yelps. Anthony Kalb comes in to break up the hold. Ness gets up and gets in the face of Kalb, the two trading words until El Froggy Mask springs forth to defend his faction's ace. Kalb sees him coming and pushes Ness aside, Froggy springs up with a hurricanrana whip that takes the big man right out of the ring. Fitsharris reaches over and slaps the back of Senator, who's still on the mat. Ness turns around and hoists a charging Fitsharris on his shoulders and spins him into a modified neckbreaker. Fitsharris lands hard and tries his best to recover quickly. The Senator is getting back to his feet, but Rhodes pulls him out of the ring as Ness climbs up on the second rope.
Outside the ring, Kalb tosses Froggy Mask aside with a stiff haymaker and turns to see the danger that his partner is in. Ness comes off the middle rope with the guillotine crusher that he calls the Pin Drop on Fitsharris as Kalb climbs back into the ring. El Froggy Mask grabs onto Kalb's boot and hangs on for dear life as Jacob Jones makes the count.
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Kalb lands on top of Ness a moment too late. El Froggy Mask is seeing butterflies after getting Kalb's boot in his face. That leaves Rhodes, the only Corporate Club member that is actually aware of the victory for his team. Kalb gets up and isn't too pleased with Fitsharris and it'll probably be the same scenario when the Senator comes back around.
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Post by Jonny Spade on May 9, 2008 22:32:06 GMT -5
Segment: EY! JONNEH! What’s going on dude? (Credit: Jonny Spade)
The scene opens up with Damien walking down the hallway still pissed about the encounter from earlier in the show and then it just so happens that he stumbles up to the chairman’s locker room. He spots the letter on the door mentioning G-Unit being commish which puts a smile on his face. He knocks on the door and then opens it to find the boys playing basketball with balls of crumpled up paper into the trash bin.
Jonny: Woo 3 points!
Gooey: What you talking about Jon? That’s no where near 3 points.
Jonny: Are you stupid? It’s of course 3 points! Don’t you remember the boundaries we set up for it?
Damien clears his throat as the two look over at him.
Jonny/Gooey: Damien!
Damien: ‘EY! Gooey! ‘EY! Jonny! What’s going on dude?
Jonny: Can't you tell? I am kicking ass against Gooey in this.
Gooey: That’s total bullshit and you know it.
Jonny tosses him the crumpled up paper in his hand.
Jonny: Let’s see what you have Michael Jordan.
The camera switches over to Jonny who now focuses on Damien.
Jonny: So what’s up?
Damien: So I got this trios matchup happening tonight and this Crusher Jones guy on my team is giving me second thoughts. I think he’s gonna backstab me. Can you help with some insurance?
Jonny: On such short notice? Where’s your “boys” that protect you.
Damien: They will be by my side but they don’t know what they’re doing in there I just want someone that can watch out for me you know?
Jonny: Indeed I do, but no can do. To late to do anything about it. Infact your match is next so I suggest you get going.
Damien: Pssh. What happened to you man? You used to be cool. But now your soft.
Damien turns and leaves the office but Jonny follows behind him and yells out to him.
Jonny: Watchu talkin’ ‘bout Damien? I’m as cool as a cucumber.
Gooey*from inside the office*: NOICE! That shot I took is worth like 4 points.
Jonny: It doesn’t count since I didn’t see it.
Jonny turns back into the office and the door closes as the scene ends to a commercial.
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