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Post by Jake on Aug 14, 2005 9:49:40 GMT -5
I do write it in word before I send it. DD, you are on a roll with these meaningless posts.
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Post by Jake on Aug 14, 2005 17:54:53 GMT -5
Ok, guys. Check this. My first real RP.
Darkness. A sound of feet stomping can be heard in the background. Now running. Then no sound. A zipper opens or closed, hard to really tell the difference between the two. A sigh.
Voice 1: Mr. Cheng, are you almost ready to tape your first promo?
“Mr. Cheng”*Sounding tired*: Yes, I am ready now.
A pop is heard and light can now be seen. A hand removes the lens cap from the camera. Two men are standing in what looks like a luxurious locker room. A plasma TV, refrigerator, and a giant couch. And you still haven’t seen “Mr. Cheng’s” car yet. But I digress.
One of the men in the room, the one on the left, is wearing a red UCW t-shirt and jeans. He isn’t all that well known in UCW, as he was hired very recently. He is none other than.........UCW Cameraman #28. His job today is tape one of UCW’s newest wrestler, Jake Cheng. Cheng happens to be the other man in the room. Coincidentally, this is Jake Cheng’s locker room.
Cheng stands at about 5’9”, but the first thing you notice about him is his hair. His jet-black hair is tied into dreadlocks that cover his head. His chest muscles can be seen his white Nike dri-fit shirt. He wears a pair of Under Armour basketball shorts than look like they are 2 sizes too big for him. His all-white K-Swiss sneakers are hidden behind his gym bag. Oh yeah, and Jake is Chinese.
#28: Oh, the camera is already one and recording. I must have hit it when I couldn’t take the lens cap off. Oops.
Jake: What I do to get good help.
#28: did you say something, Mr. Cheng?
Jake: Yes, I said be quiet so I can start my promo.
#28: Sorry, Mr. Cheng.
Jake: Sure you are. Anyway...*clears throat* I...
Suddenly the door to the locker room flies open. A tall white man, with an uncanny resemblance to the WWE wrestler Heidenriech, stands in the doorway.
Stan: Jake-man, what’s up?
Jake: Oh, hey Stan. Nothing much. Just getting ready to leave soon.
Stan: You have that UCW show already? Just make sure you are back for Meltdown next Thursday. ACW is still a big priority.
The ACW, Alpha Championship Wrestling, is the other federation Jake works for. He has been there about a year.
Stan: When does your plane leave?
Jake: Whenever I want it to. ACW has its own hangar.
The ACW arena was built in a mysterious place. It is on an island in the middle of nowhere. Mainly because no one knows where it is. Heh, a pun. Anyway, the island has everything. Vast forests and fields. A mall. A zoo. All owned and operated by the ACW.
Stan: Ok. One more thing before you leave. Who is this chump?
Stan obviously is talking about man filming them. They both look at him and laugh. You see, Jake and Stan met about a month ago at ACW’s biggest PPV of the year, Omega Effect. Stan was the cameraman assigned to Jake for the PPV and they instantly clicked. Magic was made that day when Stan and Jake “interviewed” several midgets, hired by Jake, to play the ACW superstars. Jake hired Stan weeks later as his personal cameraman. But only for ACW events.
Jake: Sorry Stan. Chairman Gingerdude didn’t give me permission to let you come along today. Well, I better get going. This promo is over.
Stan: Over? You didn’t do anything!
Jake: So?
Stan: SO! Jake, UCW is much different from ACW. When you do a promo, it can’t just be random shit like we do here. You have to trash talk your opponent and stuff like that. You can’t just have people kicking each other in the balls for 20 minutes.
Jake: HEY! That was a quality segment.
Stan: For ACW, sure. Not in UCW.
Jake lays back on his couch.
Jake: So what do you suppose I say?
Stan: I don’t know. Have you gotten a promo from your opponent?
Jake: No.
Stan: Ok, so call him a lazy ass or something.
Jake: Ok.
Jake gets of the couch and moves up to the camera, so just his face and shoulders can be seen.
Jake: Allyn Gardner, you........are a lazy ass.
Jake turns around.
Jake: How was that?
Stan: Good enough.
Jake: Stan, you’re a good friend. Too bad you can’t come with me. I am stuck with this second-rate cameraman AND I have to come up with my own lines. I’ll talk to Chairman Gingerdude this weekend.
#28: GOD! Are you guys done yet? This is taking forever!
Jake smirks.
Jake: This is the first promo you’ve taped, right?
#28: Uh, yes. How did you know?
Jake: Just a lucky guess.
Suddenly, the Dance Dance Revolution remix of the theme to “Enter the Dragon” goes off. The sound is muffled but quickly is heard in full sound when Jake takes out his Motorola Razor cell phone. He flips it open and answers.
Jake: Hello? Ah, Ginger, the man I wanted to talk to. What’s up? My flights delayed? Pilot got food poisoning? 1 day? Ok. Thanks for the call. Later.
Jake flips the phone so it is closed, and sticks it back into his pocket.
Jake: Hmm, it looks like we are here for a bit.
Jake jumps back into his chair. Stan lies down on his giant couch and #28 sets the camera down on the table and sits in the guest chair.
Jake: You forgot to turn the camera off.
#28: Oh right!
He gets up to shut it off. He lifts the camera but then the picture starts to fall. A “shit” can be heard before a “FUCK!”
Static
Darkness. Again.
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Post by Santiago Rivera on Oct 2, 2005 12:44:01 GMT -5
*walks in and sets up table of refreshments*
Ahhhh cookies
*eats a cookie*
The following thing took place in the chat room yesterday. :-)
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Jake: DD, we need to plan our agenda for September DD: But its October Jake:... ********************************************************************************
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahhhh
*Angelo Slames Jake through the table of refreshments*
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Post by Jake on Oct 2, 2005 13:31:02 GMT -5
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Post by Jake on Jan 29, 2006 9:16:23 GMT -5
Man, good times, good times.
Anyway, Jake Cheng is back up for criticism.
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Post by hunter on Jan 29, 2006 17:32:03 GMT -5
Well, you're actually awesome now. Keep it up.
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Post by Jake on Apr 7, 2006 17:03:59 GMT -5
Alright, I've started my mini-storyline, so if you've bothered to read it, comment.
Otherwise, read this RP I wrote for a tournament I'm in. I changed Jake and bit, by giving him the asian accent, and revived Stan.
Shadows and darkness; various shades of black and gray. Two silhouettes move around, groaning from hard labor that they are doing. The clinks and clanks of metal, then an odd pop. Something, which is still too dark to make out, springs up, making the silhouettes disappear. One pops up again, and moves into the foreground.
Voice, with a heavy accent: Stan, what little red light mean again?
The other silhouette moves next the other and reaches down for something out of sight from the position of the camera. A flick of a switch.
Light. Well, enough light comes from the setting to see the scenery. Or lack thereof. It’s sand for miles, with many small dunes. The camera is in a little bowl with dunes surrounding all sides. In the middle of the flat area of the bowl there is a tan colored tent, and two backpacks. To go with the backpacks, are two men. One of them is tall, blonde and not so muscular. He has a buzz cut, and is only wearing a pair of basketball shorts. A scar is visible on his left bicep from where he was shot. This is Stan. Stan the cameraman.
Stan: Jake, that means the camera is recording. Why do you ask?
Then there is Jake Cheng. He is the opposite of Stan. Short, about 5’8, black hair tied into dreadlocks and quite muscular. You can see his pecs about to rip the tight fit white t-shirt he is wearing, along with black basketball shorts. He also wears a belt, a championship belt. It doesn’t say much, just a big blue L and a red W of the same size.
Oh yes, and Jake is Chinese. He moved here some 10 years ago to Boston, Massachusetts. He learned English, but he likes his native language much better, but he doesn’t say much on camera.
Jake: Why you think I ask, dumbass!
Stan: Oh....ok.
Jake: Are going to shut it off?
Stan: ... I don’t know.
Jake: You are dumb!
Jake stomps over to where the camera is places and reaches down to shut it off. But Stan stops him and whispers stuff into his ear. Jake likes the idea, most likely because he is grinning from one ear to the other.
Jake: Ok, I explain where we are first. You see, Stan and I originally going to take plane to Mexico City for first round in Total J Cup tournament, but we ran into a problem. Stan used the money for March Madness bet. He bet on...
Stan: Lets just say it didn’t end well. So, then we needed an idea. We couldn’t get cars to drive into the country, so I came up with the idea just to walk.
Jake: I thought it was good idea at first, then once we crossed the border, and saw people walking the other way, I realize that it is illegal to do this.
Stan: Well, how was I supposed to know?
Jake: By not being dumbass!
Silence. Stan looks like he is about to cry, but he sucks it up. Jake makes the decision to change the subject. You see, in this friendship, Jake makes the good decisions.
Jake: So Stan, who my opponent for first round?
Stan: A woman by the name of Naomi Romanova. Does that sound Russian to you?
Jake: Uhh, sure...whatever you say Stan.
Stan: Dude, that sucks.
Jake: Why you say that?
Stan: Have you never seen Olympic weightlifting? All the Russian chicks are gigantic. Maybe even bigger than the Governator.
Jake: Oh no....
Stan: Oh yes. She’ll probably have biceps bigger then your head.
Jake gasps and clutches his head.
Jake: What am I going to do?
Stan: Well, you’re gonna have to be a man and stick up to her.
As Stan give his advise, the sun disappears behind the horizon. It will soon become dark. Jake gets into the tent and zips it up. Stan yells to Jake to open up, and Jake reluctantly does. There are two sleeping bags inside, Stan gets halfway in and remembers something, probably for the first time in his life. But it turns dark too fast and he trips over something, knocking the camera off its tripod.
Static
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