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Post by The Senator on Mar 22, 2008 10:55:43 GMT -5
Yes, no dark matches, but instead, we have the summary for the previously unaired Ness/OLYMPIA match, and some post match action, from the last show!
Match: Daniel Ness vs. OLYMPIA
This was a fast-paced contest with both men jockeying for the position of “force to be reckoned with on Fallout”. In the beginning, OLYMPIA managed to sneak in some of his trademark cat-like skills and reflexes on Ness, even getting a near fall with a head scissors into a hurracanrana pin. Ness ducked under a clothesline and connected with the Dragon Neckbreaker, shifting the momentum towards his favour. Midway through the match, OLYMPIA fought out of a camel clutch and hit the Zero-G Suplex for a two count. After a brief offense from OLYMPIA, which included the Silver Surfer and the Megaton Kick, the 5th dimensional warrior went for the 1.21 Gigawatt Strike. However, Ness ducked under and German suplexed OLYMPIA straight into the top turnbuckle, setting up OLYMPIA perfectly for the Pin Drop that gained the three count for Ness.
Winner: Daniel Ness via pinfall at 9:12
After the match, Ness motioned for someone to come down to the ring. Sure enough, Colossus Rhodes made his way down to the ring. Once he got in, OLYMPIA was then poised to be destroyed courtesy of the Titan Breaker. However, Hitman made a bull rush through the crowd and hopped over the guardrail into the ring. Ness was taken out courtesy of the Laid to Rest and Hitman took down Colossus with the Boot from Hell. OLYMPIA went to the outside and brought in a table, which was then propped up. Colossus got back to his feet and Hitman grabbed him by the throat before driving him through the table with the Raging Titan. Hitman and OLYMPIA then raised their arms in the air as Colossus laid on the mat in a heap.
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Post by The Senator on Mar 22, 2008 11:05:37 GMT -5
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TV Title Match Julio vs. Candyman
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Henry McKaye Debut Match Henry McKaye vs. Hobo Harry(PEWA)
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G-Unit vs. The Lost Boys
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Cernunnos vs. The Southern Smashers
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Trios Tournament Round One Match!
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Post by The Senator on Mar 22, 2008 12:15:38 GMT -5
Opening Hype (Credit: Senator)
As we start out here tonight, Biff’s not in his office, but in the Dwight Gym, with a lottery bin in front of him, filled with spheres containing slips of paper.
Biff Taylor: It’s your ol’ pal, the Biffmeister here! And we got a huge deal goin’ on today! Not only are we airin’ this on a Saturday morning for the first time in ages, but we’re starting the Fallout Trios Tournament! An’ as I spin this wheel, and make a deal for the teams, I’m going to pull out the first two teams to compete in this tournament! Ah, here we go!
Biff reaches into the machine, and yanks out two plastic balls(and somewhere, the Royles and Boneheads get a juvenile laugh at his expense), then opening the two.
Biff: The first two teams will be…Team Dwight Gym, and…the Fans’ choice, Team Japan!
And if that’s not enough, G-Unit makes their return to the ring tonight, we have a guest from PEWA in the house facing newcomer Henry McKaye, and the TV title is defended yet again, with DNA probably trying to interfere again! Fallout’s the Fastest Hour on Television again, today, and you can take that to the bank!
Fade Out
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Post by The Senator on Mar 22, 2008 12:16:41 GMT -5
Henry McKaye vs. Hobo Harry(PEWA) (Credit: Teddy Davis)
Referee Jacob Jones signals for the timekeeper to ring the bell and a lock-up is initiated between Hobo Harry and Henry McKaye. McKaye backs Hobo into the ropes and breaks clean before whipping him into the opposite set of ropes. Harry bounces off and comes charging out only to be taken down with a Japanese-style arm drag. Hobo Harry is quick to his feet though but makes another error in judgement as McKaye levels him with a shotei palm strike! Hobo Harry is down! McKaye backs off and plays to the crowd a bit before going back to work. He grabs Harry and pulls him to his feet. McKaye puts his head between his legs and applies a waist lock before lifting him up into a crucifix powerbomb position. He lets Harry slide down his back and hooks the legs around his hips before clenching on with a chin lock to complete the Gory Special.
McKaye takes a few steps forward with Hobo Harry on his back and drops him in the centre of the ring with a Gory Bomb! He rolls over for a lateral press with a hook of the leg!
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KICK OUT!
R.J. Fisher: Whatamove!
Dean Bardo: One could see that as a tribute to both the late Gory Guerrero and his grandson - Chavo Guerrero, Jr. It's a very effective combination of moves.
McKaye pulls Harry to his feet and clasps him in a front face lock, he throws the Hobo's arm behind his neck and tries for a snap suplex - but it's blocked! Harry gets out of it and drop toe holds McKaye. Henry McKaye is down in the centre of the ring and Hobo Harry climbs out onto the apron and climbs up top. He leaps off and tries his diving flip neck breaker... but McKaye holds on - drapes his arm over Hobo's neck in an inverted face lock and hoists him straight up for an inverted suplex! He quickly follows it up with a rolling grounded Dragon sleeper!
Dean Bardo: That's an interesting move. He transitions into a Dragon sleeper after executing an inverted suplex.
R.J. Fisher: You won't see that anywhere but on Fallout!
Hobo Harry is released from the hold and McKaye backs into the corner and waits for him to get back on his feet. When he does, McKaye charges forward and levels him with a running heel kick. Harry falls back into the corner and Henry McKaye is right back up to continue the punishment. He grabs Hobo Harry in a gutwrench and then suplexes him over. The momentum causes Harry to sit up and he begins to rise to his feet. McKaye walks over and places Harry face-up over his shoulders in the torture-rack position. He hooks the head with one hand and the left leg with the other before spinning the head away from himself - dropping Harry down hard with the Contrecoup! He holds it!
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Dean Bardo: He calls that the Contrecoup - his own take on the MKM bomb.
R.J. Fisher: And that has got to be it!
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Dean Bardo: An impressive win for Henry McKaye in his debut match here on Fallout.
Fade Out
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Post by The Senator on Mar 22, 2008 12:17:04 GMT -5
Segment: We’re Not Impressed (Credit: Senator)
As the crowd reaction from McKaye’s victory continues, the camera shifts to the back, as the Royles are seen drinking Guinness, and playing FIFA Soccer 2008 on their 360.
Pat McGroin: This game sucks…but it has Cardiff.
Ivor Biggin: And why can’t I play as the Blues, you wanker?
McGroin: Since you’re a bloody twat!
Biggin: Fair enough…why ain’t we playin’ Pro Evo?
McGroin: Man, because we’re too drunk and kept dribbling out of bounds, I think…I dunno…because you lost the PS2 with our save on it that has Cardiff? And no game’s worth bootin’ if it ain’t got Cardiff?
Biggin: You trash head, you lost it!
McGroin: Hey, wat’s that? The camera’s on us? Bloody Hell! Go away!
Rich Marlowe: Hey, guys, this is Rich Marlowe, investigative journalist, and I wanted to know what you think about G-Unit…
Biggin: More like Gay Unit!, am I right?
McGroin: Yah.
Marlowe: Ok, but what do you think are their chances of winning…
McGroin: Nil to none.
Biggin: Those two asshats haven’t wrestled anywhere that matters in years, like, and they’re not beatin’ us, not for the titles!
Marlowe: Thanks for the…
McGroin: Aww, damnit, Ivor just scored a goal on me when I wasn’t lookin’, get outta here, you bastard Dr. Who wannabe!
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Post by The Senator on Mar 22, 2008 12:18:04 GMT -5
Match: Fallout Television Championship Julio Rivera vs. Candyman (Credit: Hitman)
Khan stands in the ring, which is surrounded by a whole boatload of security. Will DNA show up tonight? Only time will tell.
Khan: “Ehh, okay folks, this bout’s for the TV title. The challenger is… Some crazy clown dude… I dunno, his name’s Candyman!”
Creepy clown music hits and Candyman appears from the back on his unicycle. In one hand, he carries a trampoline with him. He passes by a sign that says “Pimp my unicycle” and laughs wickedly before setting his trampoline down near security and entering the ring.
Khan: “Yikes, go see a dentist or somethin’. And his opponent, he’s the TV champ and he’s kinda hard to understand too… Here’s Julio River-era!”
Generic samba music hits and as Julio Rivera makes his way down to the ring, he looks very annoyed at Khan’s botched ring announcing. Nonetheless, he enters the ring and stares down his crazy foe. Bell rings.
Julio locks up with Candyman and forces him to the ropes, laying into him with a chop. Candyman ducks out from another one and begins throwing furious fists with the last one being a knee to the midsection instead. Julio is whipped off the ropes but he drops down near Candyman when he attempts a back body drop and hits a split-legged throat thrust. Candyman stumbles back before delivering a kick to the midsection and a vertical suplex. Candyman covers but only gets two.
Just then, the crowd turns their attention to the stage as DNA stands with his arms folded. The security stand poised to fend him off but DNA simply remains onstage, looking on. Meanwhile, Candyman scores another knee to the midsection and whips Julio off the ropes. Julio responds with a déjà vu style running head scissors and follows with a dropkick. Julio ducks under a clothesline and hits a snapmare into a dropkick. Julio then yells “JOO WILL NOT TAKE MY TITLE!” before heading to the top rope. He goes for the Rivera Roll but Candyman avoids the contact. Julio gets back to his feet but is then hit with The Day The Laughter Died (double arm DDT).
Candyman then grins wickedly before sliding out of the ring and reaching under the apron. He pulls out a banana-cream pie before sliding back into the ring with it. The wicked one stalks Julio with the pie but Julio is just too quick and he delivers a running spinning wheel kick, sending the pie crashing into Candyman’s face. Julio then grabs Candyman and nails the Samba Suplex, doing his little dance and “Ole” before covering for the 1-2-3.
Khan: “Julio River-era wins the match and he keeps the TV title too! Sounds like a good deal, if ya ask me.”
Julio doesn’t have time to respond to Khan’s botching; he notices none other than Dangerous Nicholas
Alger sprinting down the ramp. With the added security, Rivera appears a bit more comfortable than he should, especially when DNA makes a jump and leaps off of Candyman’s ringside trampoline all the way through the ropes and into the ring!
Fan: “OH COME ON! HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THAT COMING?!”[/quote]
Alger, having almost surprised himself as much as everyone else by leaping into the ring nevertheless gets his bearings back, and blasts Candyman with a high kick to the head. The referee throws out the match…
Khan: Woah, trampoline, yeah! An’ the winner of the match, DNA, dude! That was…fine! The real winner was Julio by disqualification or something lame like that, I don’t care, DNA wins that match cause of that jump!
Julio Rivera, beyond frustrated, finally decides to take it out on his opponent, as he rushes forward, dropkicking Alger against the ropes, and following up with a spin wheel kick that sends the MMA expert back out of the ring. Security now manages to get between the two, as Craig Lewis appears in the entry way.
Craig: That’s enough there, Biff told me to tell you that next taping, we’re finally going to have the match that you wanted, Alger, you will be facing Julio for the TV Title!
The crowd cheers loudly at the decision, while Alger merely stares a hole through his opponent, making a quick “breaking” motion as he’s dragged away
Fade Out
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Post by The Senator on Mar 22, 2008 12:18:23 GMT -5
Segment: Our mojo is back (Credit: Hitman)
For the next segment, “Still Waiting” hits the arena and the fans let out a good pop as Edgemaster walks down the ramp and tags a couple hands of the fans. He enters the ring and gets a microphone. A smile is shown on his face.
Edgemaster: “Well ladies and gentlemen, after weeks of training and coaching, I’ve done it. I have brought the mojo back to a tag team known only as The Drinkin Boyz! They came to me for guidance and guidance I gave them, indeed! So without further ado, I present to you the new and improved Ben and Afternoon Drinkin, the Drinkin Boyz!”
And with that, “On With the Show” hits and the crowd begins to cheer as the familiar General Lee roars out onto the stage. Ben and Afternoon step out of the vehicle and begin pumping up the crowd as they had down the ramp. When they enter the ring, Ben is handed the mic.
Ben: “Thanks to the dude known as Edgemaster, I’m proud to say that the Drinkin Boyz are back in full force! We were derailed on our quest to regain our tag titles due to some issues with management but they’re all resolved now and needless to say, you will be seeing more of the Drinkin Boyz, whether our critics like it or not!”
Ben then turns to Edgemaster and extends his hand. Edgemaster accepts the handshake as the crowd lets out another pop. Suddenly, Ben pulls Edgemaster in towards him and adopts a serious look.
Ben: “And now that we’re more confident in our abilities, your services are no longer needed.”
Before Edgemaster can even give a reaction, Ben pulls him in and delivers a harsh short-arm clothesline. The crowd lets out gasps of surprises as Ben drops to the ground and begins laying into Edgemaster with stiff punches. Ben then picks up Edgemaster and delivers a swift AOK before handing him off to Afternoon, who delivers a wicked Beer Bash to the canvas. Afternoon then picks up the mic.
Afternoon: “You think the Drinkin Boyz needed any of you filthy pigs backing us up? HA! As far as we’re concerned, the only thing we needed to boost our confidence was the fact that we were the greatest tag team champions this lousy company has seen!”
The crowd begins ripping into the Newfoundland duo with boos.
Afternoon: “Oh, you want to boo us? Go for it! I don’t care! All that matters is that we’re back with full force and whether you punks like it or not, we’re getting those titles back. Live with it!”
“On With the Show” hits once more and the Drinkin Boyz point and laugh at the fallen Edgemaster before they head off to their General Lee, burning rubber on their way out of the arena.
Fade out.
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Post by The Senator on Mar 22, 2008 12:21:20 GMT -5
Cernunnos Vs. Southern Smashers (Credit: Chef)
Fallout returns in the midst of Cernunnos' entrance. He enters the ring to the chorus of boos from the crowd. Opposite of him stand the Southern Smashers ready to try and stop this monster of a man. Cernunnos takes off his hood and robe then the bell rings.
*Bell Rings*
Right away Rich Richardson runs at Cernunnos who greats him with a big boot. Rich goes crashing to the mat then rolls holding his face. Concerned for his partner Evan Dixon runs at Cernunnos, who is hit with a big clothesline. Cernunnos then walks over to Rich who is leaning against the turnbuckle trying to regain himself. Cernunnos runs at him and squashes him into the corner. He then picks him up and walks a few steps forward and Sidewalk Slams him down to the mat. He gets his sights set back on Evan who turns around and walks right into the Druid Drop (Fallaway Slam). Cernunnos throws Evan across the ring, causing him to hit the ropes and get caught in them.
Evan falls out of the ring with a hard smack. The crowd "OOHS" as they hear the smack. Back in the ring Rich still lies, and Cernunnos picks him, puts him on his shoulders and Samoan Drops him down to the mat. Evan now is seen outside climbing the turnbuckle, risking it all to try and stop this man from further destroying him. He jumps at Cernunnos who just swats him out of the air with a hard right hand. Cernunnos now feels that he has had enough fun and picks up Rich and does the Furor Celtica (Muscle Buster). Rich lies motionless after the move to the delight of Cernunnos. Cernunnos then looks at Evan and lifts him up and also does the Furor Celtica on him. He gets back to his feet then puts his boot across the chest of Evan.
ONE...TWO...THREE!
Winner: Cernunnos.
The Celtic Monster makes a quick belt motioning gesture as he impassively stands over his opponents, having made quite the statement.
Fade Out
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Post by The Senator on Mar 22, 2008 12:21:54 GMT -5
Segment: The challenge has been laid down (Credit: Hitman)
We come back from break and the lights go out. The introduction to “Ruin” then hits as the crowd begins to cheer. From the back, Hitman of the Gods emerges and lets out a mighty roar parallel to the opening scream of the song. He goes down the ramp and tags the hands of the fans. Once he steps onto the apron and over the top rope, he instantly requests for a mic, which is given to him.
Hitman: “HELLO FALLOUT!”
A cheap pop is sent Hitman’s way.
Hitman: “I’m sure that all of you are excited as I am… Well, actually, you’re probably more excited for Stan H. Johnston being Fallout Openweight Champion. Who can blame you? He’s earned it. But the reason why I’m excited is that I spoke with Biff and he finally – FINALLY – gave me a shot at Colossus. Our little war between the giants is finally about to be settled once and for all. But what needs to be done is for the big guy to make this official. Colossus, come on out!"
Hitman then lowers the mic and awaits the arrival of his rival. I totally rhymed there, btw. Generic hard rock then hits as Colossus himself finally appears and makes his way down to the ring. This time, it's all business for the Immovable Object as he enters the ring and gets a mic.
Colossus: "So... Biff wants you and I to finally settle our differences, eh?"
Hitman nods with an enthusiastic grin on his face.
Colossus: "Fine. If you really want to lose that badly, we'll have our match... But only on one condition... After we wrestle, I'm done with you. You've been a consistent thorn in my side ever since you showed your face here on Fallout. I only hope your so-called 'gods' can help you out, Hitman, because it'll take more than height and mind games to take down the Immovable Object."
Colossus lowers his mic and stares down his fellow giant, who decides to get serious albeit with a smile still on his face.
Hitman: "That's great to hear you're so keen to wrestle me... And when we finally do meet in the ring, YOU... WILL FEEL THE--"
Before Hitman can continue, Colossus brings up the mic.
Colossus: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I HATE THAT DAMNED CATCHPHRASE!"
Hitman: "Actually, I was going to say 'The Death of Xerxes', the move that will send shivers down everyone's spine once delivered."
Colossus: "...oh."
Awkward silence. Gay baby is born.
Hitman: "...but you're still going to feel THE WRATH..."
Fans: "OF THE GODS!"
Colossus: "That's it."
Colossus then drops his mic and goes after Hitman, pinning him against the ropes and hammering on him with fists. Hitman retaliates with a haymaker to the jaw then follows up with his patented punches. Colossus is whipped off the ropes but he manages to duck under the Boot from Hell. He kicks Hitman's leg out from under him and sets him up for the Titan Breaker. However, Hitman reverses this into a side Russian leg sweep before holding his arm up. The crowd then cheers as Hitman then grabs Colossus by the throat.
However, Colossus fights out of it and pushes Hitman into the ropes, charging at him and connecting with a knee lift. Eventually, security have had enough and they make their way into the ring and pin both men against opposite corners. Colossus shouts at Hitman, who manages to break free of the guards and dive onto Colossus with a Stinger Splash. Finally, more guards come in to stop the fight. Will the differences between Hitman and Colossus finally be settled? Wait and see.
Fade.
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Post by The Senator on Mar 22, 2008 12:22:18 GMT -5
Match 3: G-Unit Vs The Lost Boys (Credit: Jon Taylor)
As the lights dim the crowd react - they know what's coming next. It's the return of G-Unit. Right on cue "Defy You" By The Offspring hits on the P.A System to signal the arrival of G-Unit. G-Unit appear out of the entrance curtain, side by side. The crowd greet them with applause as the pair pause at the top of the entrance ramp to soak in the admiration from the fans. After a moment or two the pair begin to make their way down the entrance ramp, they slide into the ring under the bottom rope and then both hop to adjacent turnbuckles to pose for the admiring fans. The pair smile as they hop off and head to the other side of the ring and await the arrival their opponents of the evening; The Lost Boys.
The fans and G-Unit don't have to wait long for the appearance of The Lost Boys, as mere moments after "Cry Little Sister" by The Sisters of Mercy hits the P.A System. As The Lost Boys make their way through the entrance curtain they are met with cheers from the crowd - though it is obvious that the fans favour G-Unit out of the two teams.
The Lost Boys pose for the fans at the top of the entrance ramp before making their way down the entrance ramp at a steady pace. They too both slide under the bottom before posing in the ring while G-Unit stands back to allow their opponents to ready themselves. It is clear that both members of G-Unit are ready for this match, they look focused and determined - and the bell hasn't even rung yet! The referee checks with both of the teams before asking for the bell to be rung.
The bell rings.
It looks like Gooey and Memnoch will be starting for their respective teams, as both men make their way to the centre of the ring while their team mates retreat to the ring apron. As the two men lock up it is clear that there is a huge size advantage - Gooey is over 80lbs heavier than Memnoch! As you would expect Gooey quickly makes use of this advantage to secure a stinky headlock! It appears that Gooey hasn't showered in quite some time as Memnoch immediately looks like he wants the hell out of there! Gooey however doesn't look done, but thankfully for Memnoch he releases the stinky headlock - but transitions into a snapmare instead! As Memnoch's back ricochets off of the ring canvas and he moves into a sitting upright position Gooey proceeds to nail him a dropkick straight to the back of head. Memnoch falls back first into the canvas once again. Gooey is clearly not messing around as he drags Memnoch straight to his feet immediately. Memnoch swings wildly trying to connect with something, however he is not successful. As Memnoch turns around Gooey decides that now is the time to capitalise as he executes a very impactful Electric Chair Drop. As the crowd cheer Gooey goes immediately for the first pinfall of the match-up. 1...2...Kickout.
It appears Memnoch still has enough left in the tank to at least mount some resistance. A very dazed Memroch fights to his feet as Gooey looks on with a smile on his confident face. Memroch appears to be so dazed from the electric chair drop that he has lost his bearings, and proceeds to wander aimlessly around the ring - much to the amusement of not only the fans but also the other participants. Gooey decides to keep the match moving, and irish whips Memnoch into the corner of his opponent to allow Uriel to enter the match up by tagging himself in. As Uriel enters the match-up for the first time, as to does Jonny Spade as Gooey tags out to allow his tag partner in the match.
The crowd make themselves heard as Spade enters the match, cheering wildly for his entrance. Spade like Gooey looks both focused and determined to win the match-up. Uriel on the other hand looks a tad tentative and it costs him as Spade lands a picture perfect dropkick as Uriel attempts to rush him, needless to say Uriel falls flat on the ring canvas much to the appreciation of the fans. Spade quickly drags Uriel to his feet and forcefully irish whips his opponent into the nearest ropes. As Uriel rebounds off Spade notices a golden opportunity, as he lands well, a spin tingling Spinebuster! The crowd all go "Oooooh" as Uriel's back says hello to the ring canvas once more. Spade hooks the leg as the crowd count with the referee. 1..2..3....is what the crowd are saying but in actual fact Uriel manages to kick out at 2. Spade seems to be a tad dissatisfied with the outcome, but decides to continue his offense. As Spade brings Uriel to his feet once again he gives him a hard shot to the mid-section to send his opponent keeling over. Spade laughs, he tries to set Uriel up for the Double Powerbomb to Samoan Driver, but Uriel instead makes use of the momentum to throw Spade over his shoulders!
As Spade attempts to get back to his feet Uriel breaks into a sprint, he rebounds off of the ropes and heads in the direction of Spade! He looks ready to land a dropkick, but just as he is about to leave the canvas Spade has already recovered and instead spears the poor Uriel. The crowd cheer, but Spade decides against going for the pinfall and instead drags Uriel over to his corner. He tags in Gooey once more, who receives a nice pop from the crowd on his re-entrance into the match.
Memnoch can only look on as Gooey takes control of Uriel, he hits a series of punches before ending it with a strong knee to the mid-section of Uriel. Gooey spotting his chance lands a devastating Unleash the Beast, and of course proceeds to run circles inside the ring. Gooey ends up slamming Uriel down not too far from his corner, and immediately hooks the leg to get the pinfall. 1..2..Uriel's foot is on the rope! Gooey cries in frustration of his carelessness which has prevented a certain pinfall. Gooey kicks Uriel who rolls over towards Memnoch to make the tag. Gooey obviously confident in his abilities doesn't really seem to care who he's against. Memnoch attempts to utilize his speed advantage to rush Gooey, attempting to land a series of punches and kicks but Gooey brushes it off to respond with a punch of his own - a huge clothesline that is. the crowd erupt as Memroch is levelled straight into the ring canvas. Both members of G-Unit look to be pleased with their dominance so far in the match, and Gooey clearly isn't about to stop. He drags a very dazed Memnoch to his feet, and releases him. Memnoch can hardly stand on his own, but that's ok because Gooey is about to aid him! Gooey rebounds off of the ropes and sprints with the momentum to land a decapitating Big Boot!
The crowd erupt into the applause once more as they believe it's over, but still Gooey isn't done! Not content with just dominating Memnoch and Uriel he wants to knock Memnoch flat out cold! Gooey drags Memnoch to his feet once more and executes his finishing move; The Cheese Drip Death Valley Bomb! The crowd are all in awe at the impact with which the move is executed, and the result is elementary. 1..2..3. G-Unit wins!
Winner: G-Unit
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Post by The Senator on Mar 22, 2008 12:23:16 GMT -5
Segment: Johnston Speaks Out (Credit: Senator)
As the show returns from the break, Stan H. Johnston is standing backstage with “Outlaw” Jack Connor, and Duke Cogburn, and looks none too pleased.
Johnston: Ah’m gonna make this short and quite simple! See this belt right over my shoulder? This is somethin’ I earned by beatin’ the very best that Fallout has to offer! I didn’t get it by intimidatin’ the commissioner, I didn’t get it by creepin’ around in black bedsheets, I didn’t get it by talking like a gawshdamned computer!
Duke: Cernunnos might be one tough sonovabitch, and he’s about the biggest damn wrestler I’ve ever seen, but that doesn’t mean a thing once you step in the ring.
Connor: Now come on there, Duke, I don’t think I’d ever want to face that beast, at least, not at this age!
Johnston: But you don’t have to! I do! And I’m going to take his head right off his shoulder, if my name ain’t Stan H. Johnston! And you best be ready for that, Cernunnos, cause’ I ain’t givin you no warning!
Fade Out
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Post by The Senator on Mar 22, 2008 12:24:16 GMT -5
Match : Fallout Trios Tournament: Team Japan vs. Team Dwight Gym (Credit: Senator)
R.J. Fisher: As we look out into the ring, we see "Textbook" Tim Dwight standing by with two of his newest trainees, Muhammad Al Sahar & Ahmed Abu Jihuriq who have experience in tag team action, even before heading over here to the Dwight Gym. Now, as we've heard, their opponents, from Team Japan are all a mystery to us! KAWADA dropped out without explanation, and Kengo Tamura was injured. So then, do you know who any of these people are?
Dean Bardo: I have no clue.
Cruiser Khan: Announcing first, in the ring, Timmy Dwight, Mohamm'd Al Cigar, an' Ackmed Abu Jick!
Bardo: I doubt Khan has a clue who's even on the Dwight Gym team.
Suddenly, Craig Lewis runs down to the ringside area, as the Dwight Gym team works things out, with Jihuriq deciding to start things off…perhaps not the best decision for his Fallout debut as the next team shows up…
Craig Lewis: Ok, Khan, Biff told me that I’m announcing this team, since you’d botch their names too much, and we’re quite proud to introduce these three…
Suddenly, the crowd pops, as “Silent Revolution plays over the PA system…
Craig: Announcing first, for Team Japan, former ACW superstar, MASAKI!!
Fisher: I can’t believe this, MASAKI is returning to the ring!
The masked wrestler bows to the crowd, before sneering at his opponents, and flips the Arabic team off, forcing Dwight to hold them back from rushing up the entranceway.
Craig: Oh, but that’s not all…
The music shifts…
To one of the largest pops in Fallout history…
As “Poison” plays.
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Post by The Senator on Mar 22, 2008 12:25:11 GMT -5
Craig: Announcing next, he is Mr. KO, the master of the Yakuza Knee, and former ACW Light Heavyweight, International, and Entertainment Champion, KUDO YASUDA!!!
Fisher: KUDO YASUDA!! KUDO IS HERE ON FALLOUT!
Bardo: The Fallout Fanatics are quite loud, and I can’t blame them right now.
Kudo strides out to the JPH Fallout Gymnasium, and pats his knee in an exaggerated gesture, as he confidently stares out across the Gym.
Craig: And finally, to complete Team Japan, we have one last member…
And to the amazement of the already stoked audience…
…The Team 2000 Crash Remix hits the PA…
Craig: And finally, we are proud to announce the moment you thought you’d never see…yes…the Fallout debut of the man known as Shade Peacecraft to those close to him, a former ACW and GFWWE champion, he is BLADESHADOW!!!
Bladeshadow, holding his infamous katana aloft, slices the entrance curtain in two, as he steps through it, and joins his teammates, handing the sword off to an official before going any further.
Fisher: I, I can’t believe we’re seeing this…
Bardo: I feel sorry for the Gym guys now. Huge debut pressure here, and while Dwight could hold them together, I don’t think he’s quite up to doing so against all three of these opponents.
The Team Japan members all confer for a moment at the entranceway, before deciding to hit the ring at blitzkrieg speed, all three dashing down the ramp, and sliding in. MASAKI immediately slams Jihuriq with a series of elbows, before jumping off the ropes, and hitting a devastating Tornado DDT. Dwight steps into the ring, but Bladeshadow stops him short with a spin side kick to the midsection, and locks in a cravate, before turning that into a suplex. Al Sahar ducks a high kick from Kudo, only to be the unfortunate recipient of a Roaringiri that sends him tumbling through the ropes.
Fisher: My goodness! What a powerful kick!
Dwight manages to recover enough to catch Bladeshadow off guard on the outside with a running spear, while MASAKI hits a flipping senton off the apron onto Al Sahar. Back in the ring, Kudo, having stunned Jihuriq with a glancing Koppou Kick, rushes at lightning speed off the ropes, nearly missing his opponent as he rebounds off the opposite ropes…and builds up more momentum off the other side of the ring yet again, before leaping straight up into a blazingly fast Yakuza Knee that sends Ahmed Abu Jihuriq tumbling head over heels upon impact. Kudo covers for the pin on his accordion’d opponent…
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Post by The Senator on Mar 22, 2008 12:25:32 GMT -5
Cruiser Khan: Your winners, those funky Japanese guys! Kuder, MAZKAKI in all capitals, and Shadebladow!
Craig Lewis: Sir…you have no business being an announcer here.
Khan: What’s that?
Craig: I know the crowd is cheering like mad for Team Japan, and I can’t blame them, but you’re horrible at this thing, Biff shouldn’t have brought you…
Cruiser Khan, who to this point had looked at the diminutive Craig Lewis with a blank stare, suddenly lunges out, and floors him with a headbutt.
Khan: Aww, shaddup!
Back in the ring, Team Japan continue their celebrations, with MASAKI lingering over Al Sahar’s fallen form, while Bladeshadow stoically looks out to the crowd, and Kudo shakes hands with Tim Dwight, as he comes to help his student to his feet.
Fisher: Well, you can’t say Fallout doesn’t offer shocking surprises here…
Bardo: That match was so fast, I hardly had a chance to say anything.
Fisher: You know, it’s almost a shame that Pred’s gone now, I would have loved to see him totally speechless during an entire match!
Bardo: I prefer not to see him, period.
Fisher: Well then, I implore all of you fine Fallout Fanatics to consider ordering ACW’s Genocide event later on for today, I don’t think they can top our usual excellence, but they have some fine matches to offer, with BK London seeking revenge on the atrocious Adrian Flamingo, and Thunderkiss defends his ACW World Heavyweight Title against not only the Shooter, Jonny Hughes, but Nick Durden, as well! That’s it for toni..er…today, and this is R.J. Fisher, speaking for Dean Bardo, and you’ve just witnessed the Fastest Hour on Television!
Fade out, end of show
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Post by Fallen Souls on Mar 22, 2008 13:10:30 GMT -5
Fallout is slowly becoming ACW circa 2004 >.>
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