Post by The Senator on Feb 16, 2008 0:04:22 GMT -5
Main Event Match:
Corporate Club (Colossus Rhodes/El Froggy Mask/Jeffery Janson)
vs.
Fallout Main Army (Stan H. Johnston/Hitman of the Gods/OLYMPIA)
(Credit: Senator)
R.J. Fisher: Here we are, with the main event looming near, we already see the three Corporate Club members standing in the ring, and OLYMPIA standing at ringside with Hitman, as we await the entrance of the last member of the second team to enter!
Pred: Yawn.
Soon, “Sunrise” plays, as a spotlight focuses on the entranceway.
Iris: Finally, hailing from Houston, Texas, he is YOUR Fallout Openweight Champion, Stan H. Joooohnnstooonnnnnn!
Johnston claps his tag partners on the back, and the three enter the ring, running off both Froggy and Janson, while Rhodes holds his ground. Referee Jacob Jones steps in, motioning for the Regular Army team to send two members to the apron, with OLYMPIA and Johnston complying. The bell rings, as the two giants stand off. Hitman, standing several inches taller, walks right into the Immovable Object, backing him down a step. Rhodes quickly(or as quickly as he can) turns away, lumbering off the ropes, and returns with a massive shoulderblock. Hitman stumbles back into the ropes, shaking his head as Rhodes claps his chest, daring him to return the favor. Hitman looks over to his teammates for a moment, with OLYMPIA nodding, and Johnston giving the thumbs up. With that encouragement, Hitman suddenly bursts off the ropes with a full head of steam, and knocks Rhodes over with a giant shoulder!
Fisher: Oh man, Hitman of the Gods is not only the largest man on Fallout, but the most powerful, too!
Rhodes slaps the mat, and tries to choke Hitman, only to have his arms knocked away. Hitman, instead, lifts Colossus Rhodes, and sends him to the mat with a gigantic scoop slam!
Fisher: Even more amazing! How many people can say they lifted the Immovable Object?
Bardo: Not many.
Hitman looks around, and after dropping an elbow on his opponent, gets up, and makes an emphatic tag to OLYMPIA. The masked marvel does a slingshot somersault into the ring, landing on his feet, just as Colossus Rhodes tags in El Froggy Mask. Froggy steps into the ring, but as OLYMPIA nears, he tags out to Jeffery Janson. The Corporate Idol seems confused, as OLYMPIA beckons for him to join the action in the ring, but complies anyway, going into a collar and elbow tieup. OLYMPIA, though, fast as a cat, and agile as a chimpanzee, ducks behind his opponent at a speed so fast that the crowd can hardly even register what happened. Before Janson can do anything, OLYMPIA leaps up onto his shoulders, managing to jump off the Corporate Idol onto the middle rope, springing back off with a mid-air Zerosen kick, bowling his opponent over, and going for the pin...
...1
...2
...El Froggy breaks it up!
Bardo: Again, OLYMPIA invents a new move that nobody has ever seen before.
Pred: Forget that yellow bellied, backed, and booted nut. Predator and the Pred-heads all say that OLYMPIA is all hype, and nothing else.
Janson holds OLYMPIA down, while El Froggy jumps up, landing down with a double stomp, which the Corporate Idol feels is enough for another pin...
...1
...2
...OLYMPIA kicks out! Jeffery Janson is able to catch him in a front facelock, though, dragging the Superstar from Another Dimension back to the Corporate Corner, tagging EFM in. Janson holds his opponent in place, for a flipper adorned black and orange boot to meet OLYMPIA's ribs. Froggy slaps his opponent in the face, and hops up to the middle rope, tagging Janson back in, as he leaps off...and OLYMPIA rolls under the dropkick attempt, rebounding off the near ropes, and running back, catching Janson with a spinning heel kick, and finally making it over to the Main Army corner, as the Openweight champion beckons for a tag...
Fisher: Here we go!
Stan Johnston makes the hot tag! Janson almost falls over before Johnston even gets to him, and is promptly flattened with a big boot. El Froggy ducks a second boot, running past Johnston, and springing off the ropes, only to be caught on the way back in mid air, and tossed three fourths of the way across the ring with a blockbuster suplex! Johnston stands up from the fallaway slam, only to face Colossus Rhodes. The cowboy rocks his face with a hard right punch, but Johnston's fist doesn't even stagger the big man.
Pred: His face is as hard as granite, and I hear he shaves with a katana blade.
Fisher: Your hyperbole leaves much to be desired!
This does not stop Stan Johnston, who swings away again, and again, until Rhodes takes a step back. Johnston goes for another punch, but this time, Colossus Rhodes catches it, and whips the Openweight Champ into the ropes, catching him on the return with a knee lift to the chest, knocking the champ down. El Froggy and Janson rejoin the party at this point, with Froggy hitting a running leg drop, and Janson hitting his running Splash of Cologne at the same time, into a pin…
...1
…OLYMPIA rushes into the ring, breaking up the pin, and Hitman is close behind. Hitman throws EFM out of the ring, and rushes Rhodes into the corner, clobbering him with a headbutt. OLYMPIA then drags Johnston to his feet, pulling him back to the corner, and tags himself in.
Pred: That masked moron is asking for trouble, he should just have let Johnston lose the match, like it should have happened.
Janson, seeing that the odds are no longer in his favor, rolls out of the ring, but unfortunately, so does Stan Johnston.
Johnston lines up for the Western Lariat, waiting for Janson to pick himself off the floor, but as the Corporate Idol gets up, he grabs Iris Yoon, throwing her in the path of his opponent.
Fisher: That’s dirty!
Johnston halts himself, but it’s too late, and his momentum takes him a step too far, as the cowboy practically runs over the ring announcer. Janson ducks back into the ring only for…
Fisher: 1.21 GIGAWATTS!
The Shotei from another Dimension hits Janson right under the jaw, and OLYMPIA covers for the pin…
…1
…2
Corporate Club (Colossus Rhodes/El Froggy Mask/Jeffery Janson)
vs.
Fallout Main Army (Stan H. Johnston/Hitman of the Gods/OLYMPIA)
(Credit: Senator)
R.J. Fisher: Here we are, with the main event looming near, we already see the three Corporate Club members standing in the ring, and OLYMPIA standing at ringside with Hitman, as we await the entrance of the last member of the second team to enter!
Pred: Yawn.
Soon, “Sunrise” plays, as a spotlight focuses on the entranceway.
Iris: Finally, hailing from Houston, Texas, he is YOUR Fallout Openweight Champion, Stan H. Joooohnnstooonnnnnn!
Johnston claps his tag partners on the back, and the three enter the ring, running off both Froggy and Janson, while Rhodes holds his ground. Referee Jacob Jones steps in, motioning for the Regular Army team to send two members to the apron, with OLYMPIA and Johnston complying. The bell rings, as the two giants stand off. Hitman, standing several inches taller, walks right into the Immovable Object, backing him down a step. Rhodes quickly(or as quickly as he can) turns away, lumbering off the ropes, and returns with a massive shoulderblock. Hitman stumbles back into the ropes, shaking his head as Rhodes claps his chest, daring him to return the favor. Hitman looks over to his teammates for a moment, with OLYMPIA nodding, and Johnston giving the thumbs up. With that encouragement, Hitman suddenly bursts off the ropes with a full head of steam, and knocks Rhodes over with a giant shoulder!
Fisher: Oh man, Hitman of the Gods is not only the largest man on Fallout, but the most powerful, too!
Rhodes slaps the mat, and tries to choke Hitman, only to have his arms knocked away. Hitman, instead, lifts Colossus Rhodes, and sends him to the mat with a gigantic scoop slam!
Fisher: Even more amazing! How many people can say they lifted the Immovable Object?
Bardo: Not many.
Hitman looks around, and after dropping an elbow on his opponent, gets up, and makes an emphatic tag to OLYMPIA. The masked marvel does a slingshot somersault into the ring, landing on his feet, just as Colossus Rhodes tags in El Froggy Mask. Froggy steps into the ring, but as OLYMPIA nears, he tags out to Jeffery Janson. The Corporate Idol seems confused, as OLYMPIA beckons for him to join the action in the ring, but complies anyway, going into a collar and elbow tieup. OLYMPIA, though, fast as a cat, and agile as a chimpanzee, ducks behind his opponent at a speed so fast that the crowd can hardly even register what happened. Before Janson can do anything, OLYMPIA leaps up onto his shoulders, managing to jump off the Corporate Idol onto the middle rope, springing back off with a mid-air Zerosen kick, bowling his opponent over, and going for the pin...
...1
...2
...El Froggy breaks it up!
Bardo: Again, OLYMPIA invents a new move that nobody has ever seen before.
Pred: Forget that yellow bellied, backed, and booted nut. Predator and the Pred-heads all say that OLYMPIA is all hype, and nothing else.
Janson holds OLYMPIA down, while El Froggy jumps up, landing down with a double stomp, which the Corporate Idol feels is enough for another pin...
...1
...2
...OLYMPIA kicks out! Jeffery Janson is able to catch him in a front facelock, though, dragging the Superstar from Another Dimension back to the Corporate Corner, tagging EFM in. Janson holds his opponent in place, for a flipper adorned black and orange boot to meet OLYMPIA's ribs. Froggy slaps his opponent in the face, and hops up to the middle rope, tagging Janson back in, as he leaps off...and OLYMPIA rolls under the dropkick attempt, rebounding off the near ropes, and running back, catching Janson with a spinning heel kick, and finally making it over to the Main Army corner, as the Openweight champion beckons for a tag...
Fisher: Here we go!
Stan Johnston makes the hot tag! Janson almost falls over before Johnston even gets to him, and is promptly flattened with a big boot. El Froggy ducks a second boot, running past Johnston, and springing off the ropes, only to be caught on the way back in mid air, and tossed three fourths of the way across the ring with a blockbuster suplex! Johnston stands up from the fallaway slam, only to face Colossus Rhodes. The cowboy rocks his face with a hard right punch, but Johnston's fist doesn't even stagger the big man.
Pred: His face is as hard as granite, and I hear he shaves with a katana blade.
Fisher: Your hyperbole leaves much to be desired!
This does not stop Stan Johnston, who swings away again, and again, until Rhodes takes a step back. Johnston goes for another punch, but this time, Colossus Rhodes catches it, and whips the Openweight Champ into the ropes, catching him on the return with a knee lift to the chest, knocking the champ down. El Froggy and Janson rejoin the party at this point, with Froggy hitting a running leg drop, and Janson hitting his running Splash of Cologne at the same time, into a pin…
...1
…OLYMPIA rushes into the ring, breaking up the pin, and Hitman is close behind. Hitman throws EFM out of the ring, and rushes Rhodes into the corner, clobbering him with a headbutt. OLYMPIA then drags Johnston to his feet, pulling him back to the corner, and tags himself in.
Pred: That masked moron is asking for trouble, he should just have let Johnston lose the match, like it should have happened.
Janson, seeing that the odds are no longer in his favor, rolls out of the ring, but unfortunately, so does Stan Johnston.
Johnston lines up for the Western Lariat, waiting for Janson to pick himself off the floor, but as the Corporate Idol gets up, he grabs Iris Yoon, throwing her in the path of his opponent.
Fisher: That’s dirty!
Johnston halts himself, but it’s too late, and his momentum takes him a step too far, as the cowboy practically runs over the ring announcer. Janson ducks back into the ring only for…
Fisher: 1.21 GIGAWATTS!
The Shotei from another Dimension hits Janson right under the jaw, and OLYMPIA covers for the pin…
…1
…2