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Post by Kim Jong CP on Jan 27, 2010 17:56:15 GMT -5
Segment: No More Mr. Nice Trace Birmingham, Pt. 3 (Credit: Freeman)
The two are out in the car, ready to leave. Trace is fuming, though Greg doesn’t seem so concerned. Trace is mumbling to himself, and bits of these rants are heard.
Trace: Stupid….no respect…I oughta…
Greg: Well you weren’t booked anyways
Trace: GREG DON’T YOU SEE?
Greg: See what?
Trace: THIS IS REPREHENSEROUS!
Greg: Is it?
Trace: YES! I mean…I AM VERY MAD NOW! I am not a happy amazing pro wrestler Greg!
Greg: It’s not really that big a deal.
Trace: Yes it is. The main reason Im mad is…
Greg: Because you were disrespected? Because to be honest, I---
Trace: NO! BECAUSE THAT NO-GOOD LOW-LIFE DAVE SHADOW IS TELLIN EVERYBODY MY REAL NAME!
Greg: Oh…
Trace: I mean…he is takin this too far! I mean, obviously, he is jealous, and angry, but I’ve TRIED TO IGNORE HIM. I can’t help it that Im so good! I can’t help it that he knows I have his number and that I’m gonna take his title! But he just won’t leave me alone now! He knows something more than just this. I know it. He’s been spyin on me Greg! He has! He is tellin everybody that my real name is Trance Armstrong and this is JUST THE BEGINNING. HES GONNA RUIN ME GREG! We have to stop him!
Greg: I don’t think he---
Trace: So I SUPPOSE IM IN MY FIRST FEUD HUH?! Well Dave, if ya want to play this way then FINE.
Greg: Your first feud?
Trace: DON’T YOU SEE THAT DAVE SHADOW IS TRYING TO FEUD WITH ME?!
Greg: If you say so.
Trace: That’s number one. BUT NUMBER 2. I am tired of being disrespected! Cause I even have business cards, T-shirts, and a wiki page! WHAT MORE DO THESE FANS WANT
Greg answers sarcastically
Greg: Try an action figure…
Trace: I—Wait, ya think so?
Greg: …
Trace: …?
Greg: …
Trace: …?
Greg: No.
Trace: …YOU’RE RIGHT! Ya know what? YA KNOW WHAT, GREG? IT’S TIME!
Greg: For what?
Trace: NO MORE MR. NICE GUY SUPER HERO ROLE MODEL TRACE BIRMINGHAM
Greg: Role model?
Trace: Yup! I’ve been a pushover, Greg. AND IT’S TIME I BE A TOUGH GUY! I’m gonna be the guy that beats people up and shows that they’re like really tough an’ strong and stuff, and like…they can beat anybody up, and they do it just cause they CAN
Greg: I somehow don’t see it.
Trace: I know, I know, this will be hard. Cause all the kids look up to me, and all the fans love me, and all the other wrestler guys respect me cause Im so good and nice and honest and stuff…but THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE. Yup! These fans loved me in silence and NOW ITS TOO LATE TO CHANGE MY MIND! Im not gonna be the number 1 face anymore!
Greg: Anymore?
Trace: NOPE! Now…IM GONNA BE TH’ NUMBER ONE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!
Trace waits…as if expecting lightning to flash, or to magically grow facial hair, but this does not happen.
Greg: …?
Trace: …so yup. That’s it.
Greg: What?
Trace: I’m heel now.
Greg: …Good job?
Trace: Yup.
Greg: Ok, and?
Trace: Nothin’…I’m er…just heel now.
Greg: You know you don’t have to be a heel to be tougher.
Trace: AH…I see…ONE OF THOSE ANTI-HERO FACE TYPE GUYS!
Greg: Sure.
Trace: Yeah, HE BEATS PEOPLE UP AND PROVES HE’S THE TOUGHEST GUY THERE IS, BUT HE’S STILL GOT A HEART OF GOLD, RIGHT?
Greg: Yeah, sure, why not…
Trace: OK!
Another silence.
Trace: I’m FACE AGAIN GREG.
Greg: Oh, joy.
Trace: I CAN PRACTICALLY HEAR THE FANS NOW! THEY KNOW I’M A GOOD GUY BUT THEY ALSO KNOW PEOPLE BETTER NOT MESS WITH ME! LET’S SEE ME NOT GET BOOKED NOW! And let me tell ya, I feel sorry for the first person who crosses my path next week! Trace Birmingham is a tough guy now! Cmon Greg, let’s go…next week, SOMEBODY SHALL FALL TO TRACE BIRMINGHAM, AMAZING PRO WRESTLER, FUTURE WORLD CHAMPION, AND TOUGH GUY!
Greg: Oh, I can just feel the excitement…
And they drive off.
Fade.
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Jan 27, 2010 17:57:35 GMT -5
After a stellar card so far, Phillip Jones took to the centre of the ring to announce the next match of Born Again 2010 (oh SHIT that rhymes!) Phillip Jones: “The following contest is scheduled for... ONE FALL with a twenty minute time limit and is for the SAINTS OF LOS ANGELES WOOOOORLD Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, your SPECIAL GUEST referee... you know him, you love him, he’s the Fabio of Food, THUNDER TRAIIIIIIIIIIIIN! This alone prompted riots to break out in the audience as “Gourmet Race” (Metal Mix) hit the speakers and the crowd went absolutely batshit crazy. The man himself came out of the curtain dressed in denim jeans and a referee t-shirt with the biggest grin ever, clearly glad to be back in an ACW arena. He marched his way down to the ring. Edison: Oh my! Thunder Train is the special guest referee?! WOW! This’ll be great, both Danny Mainer and Thunderkiss have had their fair share of bad blood with The Train and so I can’t think of a more fair official for this contest! McNally: I’ll say, provided he doesn’t try to steal the sandwich off of one of the kids in the crowd again, that got bloody last time! Train stood in the ring, proudly modelling his shirt for the audience as “Gimme the Prize” by Queen hit the speakers. The crowd were split 50/50 for this as The God of Thunder himself stepped out of the curtain. He didn’t seem happy to see the Train, but Train hadn’t paid him any attention and was too busy bathing in the adoration of his fans. Phillip Jones: And from Los Angeles, California he is the Saints of Los Angeles WOOOOOOORLD Heavyweight Champion, THUNDERKIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS! Thunderkiss strode to the ring as Queen’s heaviest recorded song signalled the arrival and stamped his authority over a captivated live audience. He saluted the KISS army briefly but then quickly rolled into the ring as he had his game face on tonight. McNally: It was Thunderkiss who brought Train into this company and though they were fast friends with their crazy adventures, this turned sour when Jake Steele bought out Train’s loyalty and the clashes between the two men, Kiss and Train were as bloody as ever! One of the main members of Entourage AND The Road Steelers, Train’s presence will certainly be interesting here tonight! But of course, it all depends on if Mainer will even turn up tonight! Train and Kiss both started at the entrance way, awaiting Mainer’s arrival. There was a roaring “Danny Mainer” chant breaking out all around the arena. Just when it seemed like they were going to give up hope, with Thunderkiss shrugging and Phillip ready to announce a forfeit “Cherry Cola” by The Eagles of Death Metal hit and the fans rocketed out of their seats. Danny Mainer strode confidently out fully dressed and ready to compete. No sling on his arm, though there were a few scratches and cuts on his body they’d all healed up. He sprinted down the ring, slapping hands with the fans. In the ring, Mainer and TK locked eyes as Mainer took a moment to soak in the glory of being back at an ACW pay-per-view while Thunder Train held up the SLA title to make the title match official. Finally, with all three men ready the match was underway. DING DING DING!
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Jan 27, 2010 17:58:30 GMT -5
The bell rung and both Danny Mainer and Thunderkiss had the staredown of the ages dead centre in the ring, Mainer’s head to Thunderkiss’ chest as their eyes were completely bolted to the other while Thunder Train grinned manically in the background as the referee t-shirt threatened to rip from around his mammoth torso. Thunderkiss simply laughed in the face of Mainer. His booming voice echoing around the arena as Mainer started to become highly enraged. Mainer shoved Thunderkiss backwards, both hands on his chest and throwing all his strength back sending TK staggering back a few steps. TK simply laughed at this gesture and returned suit by shoving Danny only this time Danny stumbled back quite a few steps and did a backwards roll as a result.
Edison: This is getting intense! This LITERALLY is a modern day David VS Goliath! Mainer is the smallest man on the roster while TK arguably is the biggest and this is a WRESTLING match, Mainer doesn’t have a stone and a sling to help him out here!
McNally: But Mainer is fast and experienced, he can definitely handle this if he puts his mind to it!
Mainer walks straight back up to Thunderkiss, pokes him in the chest and mouthing off to him before finally twisting back and delivering a BRUISING backhand slap to the face of Thunderkiss. The slap could be heard throughout the arena as Mainer’s bumpy knuckles smashed into TK’s happy, chuckling face. Spit flew out of his mouth in the direction of Train who stood out the way to avoid getting sprayed. TK’s cheek started to go a dark shade of red as this blatant disrespect spelt the official signing of Danny Mainer’s death warrant. The crowd, ACW and SLA fans alike went deadly silent as they watched hypnotized waiting for TK’s next movement. Danny grimaced as TK’s face was just a blank expression of shock before finally, his lips curled into The Devil’s charming smirk. This golden smirk had gotten TK laid on a multitude of occasions, now it spelt the end for Mainer.
Edison: UHOH!
WHOOMF! TK’s fist flew at Mainer’s face with the velocity of a meteor but Danny was on the ball and quickly darted underneath the strike and behind the monster Thunderkiss. Thunderkiss stumbled forward with the carry over of the punch as Danny ran and leapt up with a big fore-arm to the back of the head. Thunderkiss’ posture dropped a touch but he quickly twisted around only to have another fist flung at his face by the adrenaline-fuelled Danny Mainer. One shot followed by another, TK threw another punch twice as hard but Mainer came prepared. He ran behind Thunderkiss and bounced off the ropes before coming straight back at him with a flying fore-arm right in the face. Thunderkiss staggered backwards a few steps as Danny began swinging more punches at TK’s head backing him to the ropes as the crowd went ballistic for the wild brawl that was happening before their eyes.
McNally: Danny Mainer here is off to a flying start! He’s giving TK a thorough drubbing the likes have never been seen in ACW in the early goings!
Pushed up to the ropes, Thunderkiss was a little dazed and confused but was waiting for his ideal moment to strike back. Mainer grabbed the mammoth arm of the gigantic Thunderkiss and whipped him across the ring. Thunderkiss budged and ran bouncing off the ropes planning an expert counter but Mainer saw the glint in his eye. He faked TK out by posing for a dropkick but as TK brought up a huge boot to lodge right into Danny’s mouth he ran and slid underneath TK on all fours quickly hopping up behind him. TK span around only to get nailed square in the chest with a Discus Knife Edge Chop. TK’s pec muscles quaked with ache as the man who’s chops play second fiddle only to The Senator and Kudo Yasuda nailed out a classic which prompted a “WOO!” from the audience.
Edison: Mainer has taken total control of this match in the early goings! Thunderkiss hasn’t got a single hit in yet, Mainer has simply outsmarted and out sped him!
Mainer quickly followed up his chop with a dropkick to the knee causing Thunderkiss to lose his footing and stagger back before falling on one knee in the centre of the ring. Mainer then turned and ran for the nearest ropes, leaping onto them with incredible speed as the crowd perked up the volume in anticipation. Mainer springboarded back off the ropes and straight at Thunderkiss with a diving crossbody. Most people thought TK would have caught him but apparently not as though he stood up with the intent of catching him Mainer was too quick and brought him crashing to the mat. Mainer landed on top of his chest still and referee Thunder Train slid in to make the count.
McNally: Cover by Danny Mainer, could this be it?
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
Edison: OOH! No, don’t be stupid Edison we’re not a minute into this match. Thunderkiss wouldn’t lose to a pipsqueak like Danny Mainer like THAT! How embarrassing!
TK got the shoulder up so Danny went to a corner just out of sight of where TK was. He held onto the top rope with one hand and looked into the centre of the ring, hawk-eyes piercing TK as he measured him up for a big move that’ll help set the tone of the match. Thunderkiss rubbed his head before sitting up still very energized and prepared for this match. As he got to his feet Mainer sprinted forward, his feet like they were on lava as he ran and leapt up with a HUGE Flatliner Muay Thai Knee aimed right for TK’s head as he straightened himself out but Thunderkiss had him scouted and quickly dived out the way. Mainer landed on his feet in the other corner holding onto the top rope with both hands to stop himself getting caught in the corner but as he turned and span around he became the main filling of a Thunderkiss/Turnbuckle as a huge body splash from the big man turned Mainer pancake shaped.
McNally: Thunderkiss with an excellent dodge there not often seen in a man of his size, not only did he make a good tactical move he also capitalized with a HUGE impact into the corner!
TK stood back and allowed Mainer to stumble out of the corner as the crowd watched in awe. TK grabbed Mainer’s arm and lead him to the ropes before irish whipping him to the other side. Before TK released his grip though he drew Mainer back into a vicious Clothesline dropping Mainer with the stopping power of a magnum pistol. TK didn’t let go of this clutch and dragged Mainer off his ass and back to his feet repeating the Whip and Clothesline a second time. Mainer barely touched the ground though before TK pulled him back up but instead of nailing him with yet another predictable clothesline he lifted Mainer and sent him crashing to his back in the centre of the ring with a big Scoop Slam powering him down to the mat with ease. Mainer groaned aloud as the crowd winced along at Mainer’s discomfort. Thunderkiss then glanced at Train before bouncing off the nearest ropes and back to Mainer with a huge Fall From Glory leg drop, the giant tree-trunk like limb crashing across Mainer’s chest and head. Cover attempt.
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Jan 27, 2010 17:59:16 GMT -5
TK expected this but was unfazed that Danny had managed to kick out of his classic leg drop. Mainer rolled onto his side and started to get up as TK kneeled with his hands resting on his thighs. He stood up at the same time as Mainer did and quickly sent him veering into the corner by grabbing him by his long hair and launching him with a huge Headbutt cracking skull to skull and Thunderkiss’ large head won over. Mainer staggered and stumbled back into the corner, half stood up and half sitting down as TK advanced on the cornered dog and proceeded to stamp seven bells of manure out of the King of Vegas. As his right boot bounced like a basketball between the ribs and face of Mainer, Mainer slowly slumped into the corner further and further down as he put up a block to stop the rapid beatdown. TK took this valuable opportunity to take a step back and pose before the ACW audience.
Thunderkiss: ”THIS is what SLA is all about!”
Edison: Come on Dan, get up! Fight for ACW, show us what you’re made of!
McNally: Danny is deceptive, believe me he STILL has a lot of fight in him!
And true to McNally’s words, Mainer quickly pulled up out from underneath the bottom rope and performed a quick bunny hop to the top rope. He then turned and leapt at Thunderkiss, soaring through the air with unmatched grace as the lions roar of the crowd hit a fever spike. Thunderkiss turned around instinctively to see Mainer leaping at him with a double axe handle straight from Heaven itself. As he came crashing down, Thunderkiss lurched upwards with an uppercut and put Mainer straight back on the ground again as Mainer’s jaw was practically dislocated by the punch. Mainer crashed and burned on the floor and Thunderkiss quickly capitalized. He dragged Mainer by his leg into the centre of the ring before hooking the leg and attempting a pinfall.
McNally: THE COVER! Could this be a victory for the SLA World Champion?!
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
Thunderkiss looked at Thunder Train with a little confusion in his eyes, he wasn’t entirely sure he was correct with his officiating but Thunder Train simply shook his head. That was only two. Thunderkiss hauled Mainer up off the mat and pushed him back to the ropes whipping him across the ring. The crowd came alive as Mainer stormed at the ropes and bounced back as Thunderkiss attempted his world famous Box Office Smash but Mainer ducked and bounced off the ropes again this time nailing Thunderkiss with the jumping knee smash to the big man. Thunderkiss groggy, Mainer ran to the right as Thunderkiss turned away from him opening himself up for a massive one handed bulldog ala Chris Jericho completing Mainer’s new signature The Slutbuster leaving Thunderkiss making out with the mat. The crowd came alive as Kiss rolled onto his back, laid out dead centre in the ring.
McNally: I TOLD you Mainer had that fight left in him! Mainer seized an opportunity and has taken the gigantic Thunderkiss off his feet!
Edison: If he can take a good hold of the match from here like he did at the start of the match then this contest is his! That SLA world title will be his!
Mainer was happy but not content with attempting a pin at this stage. Thunderkiss sat up scratching the back of his head as he slowly made his way to his feet. Mainer stalked Thunderkiss from behind as he got up slowly, squatting down. When TK turned around Mainer ran for a big dropkick but Thunderkiss quickly swerved out of the way and instead it was referee Thunder Train who was hit by the dropkick. Train was sent stumbling back at the ropes, hunched against it. Mainer got up and quickly apologized to Train who simply shook his head but let the incident slide. Thunderkiss however wasn’t going to let it slide and quickly punched Mainer in the face and cornered him against the ropes with repeated clubbing blows to the back. Mainer was pushed out sideways through the ropes by Thunderkiss but Mainer was quick-witted and managed to skin the cat sideways and flick his boot up into TK’s head sending him towering backwards. TK stumbled back a few steps as Mainer quickly slingshot himself at Thunderkiss with a gigantic Clothesline from the top rope. It connected and the two men CRASHED to the ground with Mainer making the cover by draping his arm over TK’s chest.
Edison; Cover attempt, draping the arm!
ONE!
(extended pause)
TWO!
(extended pause)
Thunderkiss gets the shoulder up!
McNally: Was it just me, or was Train a little slow on the count there?
Edison: Nah, I bet Train’s just getting tired is all! I mean, that’s the most he’s had to lift his arm in years...
Mainer looked up at Thunder Train and shook his head a little, giving him a look of uncertainty before heading to a nearby corner. He held onto the rope tightly with one hand once again as this time Thunderkiss made it to his feet only a damn sight slower than the last time. Mainer smirked, eagle eye concentration as the crowd roared. Mainer sprinted forward and achieved a great vertical leap as he slammed The Flatliner knee SQUARE between the eyes of Thunderkiss! Thunderkiss simply collapsed on the floor in a sweaty heap as Mainer landed on his side after the impact of the knee. The crowd roared and started to clap at this new move and Mainer followed it up by climbing out onto the apron and hitting a slingshot body splash across the chest of Thunderkiss. Mainer lifted the giant leg as best he could and Thunder Train slid down for the count.
{color=yellow]McNally:[/color] Cover again! Is this a new champion?
ONE!
(longer pause)
TWO!
(even longer pause)
THR-KICKOUT!
Mainer stared holes into Thunder Train who just did his trademark goofy grin at Dan. Danny grabbed TK and started to lift him off the ground. TK stood up straight so Mainer quickly kicked him in the stomach to double him over and before long he was hooking in a Muay Thai Clinch. TK was helpless despite his large frame as four quick succession powerful knees to the stomach turned his ribs into bloody chunks. The audience counted along as knees were repeatedly forced into the chest of Thunderkiss violently causing him to cough and splutter each time. As Mainer attempted the fifth knee right into the ribcage Thunderkiss caught his leg and lifted him up bullcharging him straight into the turnbuckle. As soon as TK had set Mainer down though he nailed Thunderkiss immediately with that knee before letting him stagger back in agony as The Russian Roulette only required a Superkick to TK’s jaw to be completed. The sweet kick connected right to TK’s chin and sent him crashing once again to the ground. Danny was done dicking around now, he wanted this over. Mainer quickly slid over to make the cover on big man Thunderkiss.
Edison: Russian Roulette, Russian Roulette! That superkick might have knocked TK’s teeth RIGHT OUT!
ONE!
TWO!
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Jan 27, 2010 17:59:58 GMT -5
THR-NO! Thunderkiss kicked out anyway despite a regular Train count.
Mainer stared, his rage levels reaching a boiling level. If looks could kill, Train would be having a seizure right now as a result of Mainer’s haunting death stare. Mainer had to seal the deal and do it quickly, exactly what he was going to do here tonight. He casually kicked Thunderkiss in the head signalling a charge in him to get up. Thunderkiss slowly sat up, rubbing his eyes and clutching onto his chest and ribs as he rolled onto all fours. His torso was burning with agony as he made it to a kneeling position while Mainer stood behind doing a large circle gesture with his hands before reaching the end with his hands clasped in prayer at the moment when Thunderkiss turned around. Mainer sprinted forward and got amazing air time as he NAILED The Straight Flush (formerly known as Psycho Holiday), his knee driving at ridiculous force into the skull of Thunderkiss sending him crashing into the mat dead central.
Edison: STRAIGHT FLUSH! STRAIGHT FLUSH! Ring the bell, it’s ALLLLL over! New world champ, all Mainer has to do is make the cover!
And that’s exactly what Mainer planned on doing. Mainer dropped over Thunderkiss and made the cover, completely exhausted after his hard fought battle.
ONE!
TWO!
THR-... wait, there WAS no three count.
Mainer turned his head to look at Train who had that stupid looking grin on his face yet again like he was just barely concealing a fit of roaring laughter.
Danny Mainer: ”COUNT TO THREE, FATASS!”
Bad mistake, Train got up off the floor and dusted himself off.
Thunder Train: I’m not counting your pin now, douche!
Mainer got up off of Thunderkiss and walked over to Train. He shoved him forcefully.
Danny Mainer: ”What is your problem you complete asshole?!”
Thunder Train: YOU cheated by kicking Thunderkiss in the temple like that!
The two began to argue like little bitches as Thunderkiss bided his time, storing up his energy before sitting straight up ala The Undertaker and began to rise to his feet with Mainer’s back turned to the whole event. The crowd began to boo as the unpredictable but now predictable occurred. TK tapped Mainer on the shoulder and when he span around on instinct he saw an angry looking moustached man with blood running out from the corner of his eye. Mainer drew back to throw a punch but Train grabbed his wrist. Mainer turned to punch Train but got a headbutt to the back of the head for his troubles. Mainer dropped to his knees in agony.
Edison: Oh no, what the HELL is going on?! This is bull! Train! Don’t let him do this!
McNally: Oh my LORD! I never thought... oh MAN!
Mainer was twirled around by his shoulders and dragged up to his feet allowing Thunderkiss to quickly lift him straight over his head before dropping him once again with The Heaven’s Door. The earth trembled with the might of Thunderkiss as Mainer was thrown like a rag doll left a lifeless, exhausted wreck as that one move completely ended his night for him. Thunderkiss and Thunder Train shared a quick handshake before Kiss used his boot to roll Mainer onto his back. Planting a large boot on his chest, the crowd booed noisily as Train did the slowest count ever.
ONEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Edison: NOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Phillip Jones: Here is your winner, and STIIIIILLLL SLA World Heavyweight Champion... THUNDERKIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Jan 27, 2010 18:00:31 GMT -5
“DON’T PUT THOSE VOLLEYBALLS AWAY YET” Credit: Thunder Train & Thunderkiss [The match outcome stuns no one. While Danny Mainer could take TK to hell and back (and has many times before) the moment this match was announced with a special guest referee everyone with half a brain knew that the chips were stacked in TK’s favor. However, the mouths of the crowd remain gaped open in disbelief as the shock of Thunder Train’s reappearance slowly begins to sink into their brains. What once was inconceivable a year ago has happened as the Thunder Team stands reunited in front of the masses once again. Somehow, someway, the barriers of Jake Steele and retirement have been shattered and the Kiss Army begins to party like it’s 2007.] Thunderkiss: Well, look who’s back to do a little playing with the boys?!Kiss Army/SLA Fans: S-L-A! S-L-A! S-L-A! S-L-A! S-L-A! Michael Jason Daugherty: Boooooooooo! This stinks! You guys cannot destroy the tradition of ACW! Aye See Dubba! Come on everyone, join hands! Aye See Dubba! Aye See Dubba! Thunderkiss: Only we don’t need no damn volleyball, brothers. Not when we have Danny Mainer’s head! You know something, me and the big man here made quite the team back in the day, and with SLA’s reassurance, we figured why not do a little reunion tour. With that no good for nothing Jake Steele gone, probably locked up behind bars like the low life he is, we were able to sit down on a pair of barstools and resolve our differences like men.Thunder Train: You mean at a booth at the all you can eat buffet and Sizzlers?Thunderkiss: Hush Train, barstools sounds more bad ass! Anyway, there is a saying in the locker room that people mutter when it comes to the mistakes I’ve made, “same ol’ Kiss.” Now I will be the first to admit that I deserve that bad rap because I tend to well, how shall we say, not learn from the mistakes I’ve made. But this time around for SLA, I have become a fast study. Just like I told Badger, Freddie and Rena, we are all in this together. THIS MAN right here used to be my shadow. No longer. He is my equal, he is my partner, he is my brother and we are in this thing fifty/fifty. Ain’t that right, big man?!Thunder Train: Oh yes that's right. You may not know this, but for the past couple of weeks I've been getting begged behind the scenes to return to ACW. And all of those people have been told the same thing, I'm not returning to ACW. However, I didn't say anything about coming to SLA. As a matter of fact, I've been trying to get into SLA since it first came around last summer. But the bastards with the higher up positions here prevented me from doing so. They threatened to take legal action against me and make my life a living hell if I even considered going there. Then they killed my push and once they saw my contract was going up, they decided to give me a world title shot to get me to stay. But I saw through their mirage and refused to stay any longer than I had to. But now, things are different. Thunder Train and Thunderkiss are gonna take ACW by the testicles and rip them off for the good of mankind!Thunderkiss: ACW, together Train and I used to be known as “2012.” Unless you have been living under a rock for the last few years, you know that this number represents the end times. I can’t think of a better use of symbolism for ACW’s future than this very moment in time. The return of 2012 indeed marks the beginning of the end for Alpha Championship Wrestling. Do not fear, the darkness of Armageddon will only last so long. Utopia will be built from the ashes of this company. A utopia where the common man makes a decent wage and has health insurance. A utopia where opportunity will be given to those who work the hardest and not those who have friends in high places. A utopia where tradition takes a backseat to progress. A utopia called the SAINTS of LOS ANGELES![Just like the “golden days” in the Entourage, Thunderkiss leaps up onto Thunder Train’s back and Train takes off running, giving TK a piggy back ride that gets all the flashbulbs in the arena sizzling hot. When the fun is done, TK leaps off Train’s shoulders and leaves ACW with a deadly premonition for their minds to digest.] Thunderkiss: ACW, before we go, there is something you should know.Thunder Train: Hey! That rhymed! You should be a rap master.Thunderkiss: Sorry, I am too educated and talented for that. Anyway, what you should know ACW is that the big man here, he has a rumbling in his belly. You see, he hasn’t had a bite to eat since back in October ... AND BOY, HE’S -Thunder Train *interrupting*: Actually, I just had a spicy chicken sandwich before I came out here.Thunderkiss *facepalming*: Train, you’re killing the interview here. Haven’t I taught you one thing about showmanship?Thunder Train: Sorry...Thunderkiss *rolling eyes*: AS I WAS SAYING, I hear a lot of growling in Train’s gut as I stand by him here in the ring and that can mean only ONE thing. SLA FANS! On your feet! RISE AND TELL ALL THOSE ACW LOWLIFE FANS WHO SIT NEXT TO YOU WHAT IT MEANS! THE TRAIN, HE’S ALWAYSSSSSSSSS -Kiss Army/Train Fans/SLA Fans: HUNGRY! Thunder Train: OM NOM NOM NOM![FADE]
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Jan 27, 2010 18:01:58 GMT -5
Born Again is also brought to you by, Hammer-TimeCP! IT'S NOT FUNNY, NOW GO BE CONSERVATIVE BECAUSE SENATOR IS--Jason Freeman
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Jan 27, 2010 18:02:42 GMT -5
Well, here we go ladies and gentleman, tonight's Main Event featuring Dave Shadow defending against VorteX
Who will win, find out after the hop.
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Jan 27, 2010 18:03:18 GMT -5
Main Event: Dave Shadow vs. VorteX (Credit: Scorpion)
Maxwell McNally: Well fans, here we go now with Vortex trying to climb the mountain and wrest the ACW World Heavyweight Title away from Dave Shadow!
Eddie Edison: You said it Maxwell! Vortex has the chance of a lifetime tonight, so let see if he can step up and dethrone the champ!
In the house of my master Beyond the chains there is a bed Of snakes where evil lays Oh, I hear laughter I forged the iron bars that Someday will imprison me
The lights dim and grayish smoke fills the arena. Various lights placed around the arena create the illusion that the world is devoid of color, basking the entire arena in a black and white aura, deepening shadows and enhancing the florescent lights.
Ooh, mother will you help me Mother will you help me To find a reason to go on
Out of the ashes of my youth - I rise a man And through the eyes of truth - I finally understand The way
Vortex walks down the ramp slowly, carrying his signature ladder on his shoulder. As he descends the ramp behind him gradually brightens, until he is at the bottom, and at that exact moment a large explosion of white ensues behind him (due to the synchronized blast of hundreds of small devices rigged with an explosive catalyst).
I've been beaten with his words And whipped with his lies He will not break me down no Matter how hard he tries Pray for my lost soul Out of control the storm inside Me rages on and on and on
Vortex ascends the ring steps, which seem to glow brighter the farther he goes. Finally, Vortex ducks through the ropes and goes to the center of the ring, at which time the arena is cast into pitch blackness. The entrance music cuts and a single, dim spotlight shine down upon Vortex, illuminating wispy dust particles floating through the arena. The spotlight flickers, once, twice, a third time, and goes out. Complete darkness, and then a tremendous explosion around the ring as the arena lights come back on.
Mother will you help me Mother will you help me To find a reason to go on
Out of the ashes of my youth - I rise a man And through the eyes of truth - I finally understand The way
Vortex slowly removes his hat, and his eyes seem to illuminate as he does, then he casts off his coat and drapes it over his arm. Vortex walks to the edge of the ring and removes his coat from his arm and drapes it over the edge of the turnbuckle adjacent to him. Vortex walks to the center of the ring, unfolds the ladder, and takes a seat on one of the rungs, waiting for his adversary to appear.
Maxwell McNally: He looks as ready as I’ve ever seen him Edison.
Eddie Edison: He had better be the level BEYOND ready if he wants to topple a champion the caliber of Dave Shadow!
HERE COME THE DRUMS! HERE COME THE DRUMS!
Green, white and orange pyro shoots up from the top of the entrance ramp, as the crowd’s boos turn quickly to cheers. Dave Shadow, trademarked ghost-white hair and the ACW Championship belt over his shoulder, is instantly recognizable as he emerges through the curtains, a bounce in his step. He stops for a moment to look at Vortex, the two men locking eyes, as Dave smiles and continues making his way down the ramp, slapping hands as he goes.
Dave clambers into the ring, and moves to the center, as Vortex backs himself into a corner. Not out of fear. Rather, he is already in game-mode, scouting his opponent, trying to figure out weaknesses early. He eyes Dave up, as Dave holds the title up for the crowd to see, a photo-moment causing flashes throughout the arena. Dave turns and looks at Vortex again, holding the title up once more. He doesn’t say a word, but his message is clear. This is Dave Shadow’s title and you’re not getting it. Vortex chuckles to himself as the music starts to die down.
The ref asks for the title belt off Dave, as he kisses it and hands it over. Dave stretches his neck, as Vortex walks out and towards the middle of the ring, the two men with their eyes now firmly locked once more, ready to go at it. The ref holds the title belt up in the air, the prize available for everyone to see. Everyone covets this title, but only one person can win. He hands it out of the ring, and looks at the two men, asking if they are both ready to go. They both nod, and the bell rings....
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Jan 27, 2010 18:03:50 GMT -5
The two men immediately knuckle up and start throwing right hands with neither man gaining a significant advantage. Vortex stumbles from a strong haymaker, so he kicks Shadow in the gut and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but Shadow ducks under and rebounds off the opposite side. He goes for his own clothesline, but Vortex ducks under it by rolling forward. Shadow stops his momentum and tries to turn, but gets nailed in the face with a dropkick!
Maxwell McNally: Vortex gets the first attack in this match that is sure to be a human chess match!
Eddie Edison: If wrestling is chess McNally, then we’ve got two Grandmasters going at it right now!
Vortex quickly lifts Shadow to his feet and drops him in a bodyslam, then drops repeated elbows onto his chest. He picks Shadow up and whips him into the ropes, but as he drops his head for a back body drop Shadow manages to roll over his back! Vortex rises up confused, which gives Shadow the time needed to rebound off the ropes and take him down with a bulldog! Shadow wastes no time returning the boots to Vortex, then lifts him up and whips him off the ropes, connecting with the back body drop Vortex just tried! Shadow lifts Vortex up quickly and plants him with a piledriver, going for the quick win!
1… 2… Kick out!
Shadow is not moved and immediately hooks Vortex for a second piledriver, only for Vortex to counter! He stands up and grabs Shadow's legs, causing him to hang off his back, then snaps Shadow over into a brutal spinebuster! Shadow's head bounces off the mat, so Vortex picks him up and drops him with a quick DDT! Shadow is dazed as he gets to his knees, so Vortex takes advantage with a stiff shining wizard, trying for the win!
1… 2… Kick out!
Maxwell McNally: Good back and forth action thus far and although Vortex may be slightly ahead on points right now, the only score that matters is who gets that elusive three count!
Eddie Edison: Wow, for once we get a metaphor that makes sense! I’m impressed McNally!
Vortex tries to end things quickly as he hooks Shadow up for the Psychosurgery, but Shadow is way too fresh and easily counters by spinning out of the move and taking Vortex down in a Side Russian Leg Sweep! Shadow looks to follow with a second, but this time Vortex counters by elbowing Shadow in the side, quickly turning around, and taking Shadow down in an STO! Shadow once again grabs his head in pain, so Vortex capitalizes by mounting him and raining down stiff elbows to Shadow's head! Shadow is dazed again, so Vortex lifts him to his feet and bounces off the ropes, flooring Shadow with a vicious lariat! He follows with a Michinoku Driver, dropping Shadow once again onto his head, and goes for the pin!
1… 2… Kick out!
Vortex tries to lift Shadow up for a Death Valley Driver, but Shadow slips out and plants him with a perfect Bridging German Suplex!
1… 2… Kick out!
Vortex quickly gets to his feet and charges for another lariat, but Shadow brilliantly uses Vortex's own arm to wrap around his body and take him down with a DDT!
Maxwell McNally: What action here ladies and gentlemen! Despite the pounding on his head, Dave Shadow is showing the heart that is required of the ACW World Heavyweight Champion!
With Vortex down, Shadow takes a chance and goes up to the top rope! However, as he comes off with a senton bomb Vortex manages to move, sending Shadow straight to the mat! Vortex capitalizes as soon as Shadow gets up with a standing enzuigiri, once again pounding away on Shadow's head! Vortex quickly takes advantage of Shadow's weakened state and hooks both arms for a double-arm DDT, trying for the win once again!
1… 2… Kick out!
Vortex looks slightly angered, so he simply snapmares Shadow over and nails some BRUTAL kicks to the back, each shot echoing throughout the arena! The crowd is beginning to heat up for Shadow, but that just seemingly encourages Vortex more, as he quickly picks Shadow up and once AGAIN drops him on his head, this time with a release German Suplex! Vortex charges as Shadow gets to his feet, but Shadow somehow manages to lift Vortex up and hotshot him off the ropes! As Vortex stumbles backwards holding his throat, Shadow grabs him and spins him to the mat with a quick spinning neckbreaker! Shadow follows up on his new found momentum by picking Vortex up and planting him with a Powerbomb, then flipping over into a jackknife hold for the pin!
1… 2… Kick out!
Eddie Edison: This is crazy! How in the hell can these guys keep up a pace like this!? Shadow and Vortex begin exchanging right hands as they get to their feet, with Shadow getting the upper hand! He makes Vortex stumble backwards, then downs him with a short lariat! He lifts Vortex back up and hooks him before taking him over in a textbook vertical suplex! With Vortex weakened, Shadow takes a chance and climbs back up to the top! This time however, he connects with the senton bomb and then goes for the win!
1… 2… Shoulder up!
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Jan 27, 2010 18:04:15 GMT -5
Shadow hooks Vortex up and tries a belly-to-back suplex, but Vortex manages to shift his weight and come down on top of Shadow! With Shadow down, Vortex quickly hoists him up and plants him on his head with an Evenflow DDT! This isn’t enough for Vortex though, as he quickly spikes Shadow with a Brainbuster, further weakening the head! Vortex decides enough is enough and hooks a dragon sleeper, obviously trying to get the submission!
Maxwell McNally: VERY smart move on the part of Vortex! Shadow's head has been weakened the whole match, so he might get the win with this!
Shadow begins flailing his arms as the crowd loudly cheers him on, but Vortex sits down and applies more pressure! Shadow tries to break the hold, but Vortex once again increases the pressure! Shadow looks to fade, but the crowd breaks into a loud “Shadow” chant to give him support! Shadow raises his fist and fights with all of his might, but Vortex wrenches back again to put even more pressure on the head and neck!
Eddie Edison: I don’t know how much longer Shadow can hold out! His neck has to be screaming in pain!
Vortex continues to pull back as hard as he can, but Shadow once again begins inching towards the ropes! Vortex pulls as hard as he can, but Shadow finally drapes a foot over the ropes to cause the break, resulting in a BIG pop from the crowd! Vortex finally breaks and quickly gets to his feet, arguing with the referee! Taking advantage of the distraction, Shadow recovers in the corner and fights to his feet! As Vortex continues to argue with the official, Shadow comes up behind him and takes him down with a hangman's neckbreaker! Vortex is down so Shadow takes another chance by heading up to the top! Vortex stumbles to his feet and Shadow flies, connecting with a nice flying clothesline! Vortex quickly fights back to his feet, but Shadow nails him flush with a Superkick! As Vortex falls, Shadow hits a standing moonsault and tries for the win!
1… 2… Shoulder up!
Shadow thinks he's got it won and signals for his patented Blink, but when he jumps toward Vortex, Vortex shoves the referee away and connects with a low blow! As the crowd loudly boos and Shadow slumps over in pain, Vortex quickly grabs him and spikes him into the mat with a tiger driver!
1… 2… Shoulder up!
Maxwell McNally: Vortex just went low on Dave Shadow! So much for sportsmanship!
Eddie Edison: The World Title is on the line McNally! You can’t blame Vortex for doing whatever it takes to win!
Vortex follows up his advantage by picking Shadow up and nailing a Death Valley Driver, then once again tries for the win!
1… 2… Shoulder up!
Vortex is looking frustrated now, but nonetheless hooks Shadow up for the Psychosurgery! Shadow is ready however, and slips out of Vortex's grasp as he's picked up! Shadow quickly slides down behind Vortex, hooks him in a full nelson, and takes him forward in a full nelson facebuster! With Vortex down, Shadow whips him into the turnbuckles and leaps up, nailing him with a full body splash! Shadow quickly backs up and tries again, but this time Vortex moves and Shadow cracks his head on the ringpost! The crowd gasps in horror as Shadow slumps to the mat, seemingly unconscious and already busted open! With Shadow out of it due to the blow on his already injured head, Vortex takes advantage by nailing a vertical suplex! He hangs on however to deliver a snap suplex, the follows with a fisherman DDT, holding on for the pin!
1… 2… Shoulder up at the last second!
Maxwell McNally: That's the characteristic heart of Dave Shadow, he will not give in!
Eddie Edison: We've seen this before from Shadow, but he’s busted open badly! How long can he keep this up?
Vortex looks very frustrated now and once again glares up at the referee before turning his attention back to Shadow. Shadow is a bloody mess spewing blood everywhere, but still has enough left to catch Vortex with a quick elbow smash to the face! As Vortex stumbles forward, Shadow hooks his arms and takes him over into a tiger suplex!
1… 2… Kick out!
Shadow gets to his feet, but suddenly drops to one knee due to a combination of fatigue and blood loss! This is all the opportunity Vortex needs, as he immediately jumps up and hits a spinning heel kick to Shadow's face! Vortex takes advantage and quickly lifts Shadow up over his shoulder, then adjusts and drives him to the mat with a tombstone piledriver! With that done, Vortex goes up top and comes off with a flying kneedrop straight to Shadow's head! The crowd gives another loud chorus of boos and Vortex yells at them that he doesn’t care if they like it, but it costs him as Shadow quickly rolls him into an inside cradle as Vortex tries to pick him up!
1… 2… Kick out!
Vortex gets to his feet incredibly flustered and blindly charges for a lariat! Shadow once again tries a wrap around DDT, but this time Vortex catches him with his arms and drops back into a Samoan Drop! With Shadow down, Vortex finally manages to hook him up and nail the Psychosurgery!
Maxwell McNally: There's the Psychosurgery! Vortex is going to get it here!
However, Vortex is so worn down from the match that he can’t hold the pinning position! He finally recovers and slowly crawls over and hooks the leg as the referee administers the count.
1… 2… Shoulder up at the last second!
The crowd cheers VERY loudly for the kickout as Vortex sits up with a look of shock on his face! He quickly hooks Shadow for another Psychosurgery, but Shadow manages to spin out of the move and take him down with a diamond cutter! Both men fight to their feet slowly, but once they are up Shadow shows amazing resilience by jumping up and taking Vortex over in a standing huracanrana!
1… 2… Kick out!
Vortex quickly gets to his feet, but Shadow takes him right back down with a standing dropkick! He nails Vortex with a clothesline when he gets up, then follows with a second one, obviously having gotten a second wind! He hooks Vortex's arm and takes him down in a Rock Bottom of all things before signaling once again for the Blink! Vortex pulls himself up with help from the ropes, but that doesn't stop Shadow from jumping at him and completing the Blink!
Eddie Edison: The Blink! Shadow is going to do it! He’s got it here!
Shadow quickly covers Vortex and the crowd counts along as the referee gives the count!
1… 2… Foot on the ropes!
Shadow gets up to argue the merits with the referee, but it gives him no luck as Vortex clearly got the foot on the rope! Shadow stumbles again from blood loss and moves to lift Vortex up, but Vortex counters by grabbing Shadow’s trunks and pulling him through the ropes to the floor! Vortex quickly follows and tries to put the final nail in the coffin for Shadow, as he quickly grabs his legs and slingshots him into the ringpost! Shadow’s head bounces off the post, leaving a bloody spot as he crumples to the floor seemingly unconscious! Vortex quickly rolls Shadow in and dives on top of him, trying to win the title!
1… 2… Shoulder up at the last second!
Vortex SCREAMS in frustration and grabs the referee, but it again costs him as Shadow cradles him from behind!
1… 2… Kick out!
Vortex gets to his feet and drills Shadow with another lariat, once again putting him down! With that done, Shadow climbs the top and waits for Shadow to make it to his feet. Once there, Vortex comes off with a beautiful flying clothesline! However, instead of covering Vortex rolls forward when he lands and quickly climbs the ropes on the opposite corner! He waits for Shadow to get up and tries another clothesline, but Shadow jumps up and plants him in mid-air with the Blink!!! The crowd goes INSANE as Shadow falls on top and the referee makes the count!
1… 2… 3!
Maxwell McNally: Unbelievable! Dave Shadow has done it! What a victory!
Eddie Edison: Vortex is still down McNally! What a brilliant move by Shadow! To use your chess analogy, Vortex just got checkmated!
Beaten and bloody, Dave Shadow gets to his feet and takes in the adulation of the crowd. His music begins playing as he once again drops to his knees and looks at Vortex, knowing what a war he went through tonight…
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Post by Kim Jong CP on Jan 27, 2010 18:06:40 GMT -5
“DAVID AND GOLIATH” Credit: Dave Shadow & Thunderkiss [Dave Shadow. The future. Mr. ACW. The great hope. If ACW wishes to make a successful comeback he will have to carry the company along with its world title on his back for the foreseeable future. It is for this reason that Thunderkiss sees him as public enemy number one. To bring ACW to its knees he will have to do just that to his former ally and friend. One year ago they were an inseparable team, two company men aiming to please their beloved chairman. Now Ginger is gone, as well as their union and for Thunderkiss, any sense of remorse of his current actions. Including the one he is about to do.] Thunderkiss *clapping*: Well done, Dave. Well done. [Out of the corner of his eye Dave catches Thunderkiss sauntering his way down to the ring. Immediately he heightens his senses for his visit surely means nothing good for him or his interests. And if his instincts serve him well, what then? Is he in any condition to fight after going 12 rounds with Vortex? Unlikely as he stumbles back down to the canvas as he tries to prevent Thunderkiss from taking possession of his ACW World Title that had been residing on the time keeper’s table.] Thunderkiss: Many men and women have held this title. Yoko Satoshi. Atomic Kitsune. Latino, Shawn Emmerson, Senator Steve Phillips & BK London to name a few. [Thunderkiss pauses in dramatic fashion as the golden gleam of the ACW title sparkles in his eyes. It is the same sparkle that motivated him to pick up the fragmented pieces of his life and march to reclaim the top of the mountain one year ago. Being denied its possession in the manner in which he suffered makes his next actions all too easy.] Thunderkiss: This is what I think of all those names and this title. ~!~SPIT~!~ Thunderkiss: And Dave, that is what I think of you. [Seeing the title degraded in such a manner incenses Dave Shadow. Like a bullet from a gun he rushes the ring ropes and leaps over them to confront Thunderkiss, stamina be damned. Before they can come to blows TK takes the ACW World Title and shoves it hard into Dave’s chest. Dave reclaims possession of it and holds it in a manner more respectful while Thunderkiss gives him a chilling premonition of the days ahead.] Thunderkiss: Look around you, “champ.” What do you see? You see a once grand company on life support. Years ago this arena would have been filled all the way to the nose bleed seats with people. A match like the one you just wrestled in would have given you a six digit payday. But now? The big pay days are gone. The fans are gone. The talent is gone. You just wrestled in a main event against a curtain jerker, Dave. If you needed further proof of your loyalty to a failing organization then the image of Ginger feeling this sinking ship should be enough to finally pry open your eyes. Or perhaps it wont. Perhaps you are too stubborn to see and will be swept away in the war that is to come. If that is the case, I will see you on the front lines as I command my Saints to victory. Know that as we charge my spear will be pointed at your chest. There will be no hesitation as I send it through your heart and kill this company once and for all. Zero Tolerance, our friendship, none of that means anything to me now. [Dave, still breathing heavily, still tired after his grueling match, takes a microphone from the ring announcer. He is breathless, and his words are laboured, but he has no intentions of letting Thunderkiss talk ill of the company he loves.] Dave: TK....buddy....I get it. See, what they can't understand, I can. Cause I was there on your crusade, back when we rolled together. I was there when you and I decided it was time to make changes in ACW. And then we went our seperate ways. You went off to SLA, and I....I went on to become ACW Champion. I'm shaping ACW in my way, and now, you want to shape it in your way. But we can't both do that, now can we. So you want to come down here....you want to talk big....well, big boy....I think it's time that you and me settled this. One vision of ACW will have to win over the other. So you want me? You want the title? I say...bring it on! [Everyone in the crowd are now on their feet, chants for both "ACW" and "SLA" ringing through the arena] Thunderkiss: Well then, it looks like the players are all set. The time for talking is over. Let the game begin, or rather should I say massacre? You can’t handle me, Dave. Look at you, you’re lucky if you weight over 150 pounds soaking wet. You don’t stand a chance, meatball. I’ve manhandled you once, I’ll do it again with ease. Only this time, I take that crackerjack prize of yours and put it out of it’s misery once and for all. Dave: TK, I might not be as big as you are. I may not be as "tough" as you are. And I may not have an ego as big as yours. But you need to realise right here and now that I represent something that you'll never defeat. I represent the heart of ACW. And that heart beats bigger than ever before. I said I'd fight anyone, anywhere , any time. You want a fight, TK? The damn it, you're going to get it! [Thunderkiss goes nose to nose with Dave Shadow. As Dave locks eyes with his nemesis, the cameras zoom in on this image to get that million dollar PPV ending shot. Warm up the printing presses, we have our Ragnarok poster.] [FADE] Born again did not dissapoint, the first step on the path to ACW's resurrection completed. Now we head on the road to Ragnarok, with new champions, new challengers, and new battles ready to be fought.END OF SHOW
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Post by BK London on Jan 27, 2010 19:49:43 GMT -5
*slow claps*
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Post by The Red Panther on Jan 28, 2010 14:27:15 GMT -5
Well done Criminal!
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criminal
New Breed
Ohh that was ur girl... I thought i reconized her!!
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Post by criminal on Jan 28, 2010 15:29:20 GMT -5
awesome... now if only i can keep it tell panther gets done with his fued to put it on the line against him
edit: thanks panther
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