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Post by Thunderkiss on Dec 25, 2008 15:04:58 GMT -5
We now brighten your day with news of bizarre nature coming from everyone's favorite travel destination, ACW Island. Construction crews have been working non stop for the past few weeks on a tower of immense nature being built on rural land north of the famed ACW arena. This said tower already stands 50 stories in the air and when one worker was asked how tall it would get, he commented, "until we reach heaven."
The perpetrator behind the said tower had been unknown for weeks until recent documents were discovered showing that ACW's own Thunderkiss has recently purchased the land that the tower now stands upon. Reasons for its construction or purpose are still unknown as any inquiry into it's existence is ignored by the former Heavyweight Champion.
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Post by bryce on Dec 25, 2008 15:21:30 GMT -5
He's trying to turn ACW island into Thundergy island...
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Post by jonnyomega on Dec 25, 2008 18:02:05 GMT -5
TK is building a giant penis on ACW Island.
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Post by Thunderkiss on Dec 25, 2008 18:11:40 GMT -5
In a follow up to today's interesting tidbit about a mysterious construction project on ACW island:
The mystery may now have been solved. Not only is one tower being constructed, but two. In fact, a whole series of towers is now rising up in the Island skyline for, get this ...
A roller coaster. And that's just the start.
Prepare yourself for Planet Thunderkiss, the island's premier amusement park. However, don't book for a family getaway for this amusement park will have one minor twist - it will be for adults.
"What I want to do, brother, is bring the Thunderkiss experience to the fans who want more after the show is over," Thunderkiss exclaimed today.
"People flock here from miles away to catch some of the best wrestling in the world and I intend to keep them on this island for a bit longer. I have big things planned, brother. Big things. You want a haunted house? Screw that, I'm building something much, much better than that. An Insane Asylum with actual crazy people in it. And they chase you around with real weapons. Nowhere else on Earth are you going to find something like that."
Being chased not your thing? Don't fear, you will certainly have other options in Planet Thunderkiss.
"When I was drawing up the plans to this place, I thought to myself, we need a maze. But not just any ordinary maze. The Glory Hole Maze of Infinite Glory. Try making your way through unknown twists and turns with giant penises coming out of every crack and crevasse whacking you in the head. I'm telling you, the women won't leave for hours."
More on this situation as it develops.
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Jake
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Post by Jake on Dec 25, 2008 18:15:43 GMT -5
ACW has a theme park. Seven Deadly Sins 05. READ IT BITCH
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Post by jonnyomega on Dec 25, 2008 18:15:45 GMT -5
A theme park for adults?
Now I'm even more sure that you'll build a giant penis on the island.
EDIT: Probably should have read the whole post before I posted this.
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Post by Jake Steele on Dec 25, 2008 18:20:54 GMT -5
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Post by Dan White on Dec 25, 2008 19:05:39 GMT -5
Jake's theme park FTW
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Post by Thunderkiss on Dec 25, 2008 19:41:02 GMT -5
3 month rule. Or in this case, 3 year rule. I did go back and give it a look over. That show looked like fun. I enjoyed Ben just posting right in the middle of it. |
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Post by Jake on Dec 26, 2008 11:10:15 GMT -5
Ah, to be young and immature, those were the days. We were so much better than this crew of immature kids -_-
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